Monday, August 27, 2007

You'll get nothing

and like it.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

trophy

Tyler said...

That's no shoe...that's DAS BOOT!

keith s said...

Too many mutha uckers uckin with my shi

ToddPacker said...

solid post

ToddPacker said...

getting to work early sucks.... it's only 7 and i've already had a meeting

ToddPacker said...

Hogan’s son is not a strong driver

tem said...

will the hogan thing be on his show?

i bet his son did it just to get ratings. also to remind everyone that hogan had a son too, not just a daughter named brooke. (or a son named brooke)

Beth said...

I've discovered that baseball season is much less stressful once you officially give up on your team making the playoffs.

tem said...

UFC fights were good saturday for anyone that is interested.

Beth said...

I can at least say that Georgia has one baseball team that won their championship. (For the 2nd year in a row a team from GA won it.)

Anyone watch the Little League World Series final? I missed it but it looks like it was pretty exciting.

tem said...

i stopped watching the LLWS when I realized every at bat was either a strike out or a HR.


Lots of walkoffs though.

Fitting that Japan lost on one since they won like 2 or 3 games in a row with walk offs.

THE CHAMP. said...

the hype around little league kils me.

tem said...

one little leaguer's favorite movie was Major League 2.

tem said...

and his favorite sport to play was croquet.

I think he was having some fun with that question.

tem said...

actually those two might have been different kids. they all look the same to me.

blue said...

GA little league is doing well, hmmm, sure you didn't watch it Beth...we know you were there rooting your 2 sons on

blue said...

I don't know if this was mentioned last night...but Captain Barbosa please report to the ER...your team got decapitated.

blue said...

decapitated probably wasn't the right word

blue said...

fantasy keeper draft was solid

blue said...

moved very quickly and efficiently...the 1:30 per pick made it fast

tem said...

draft was great.

i thought corby had a team though.

ToddPacker said...

yeah the draft went by pretty fast

blue said...

maybe corby was using an alias, and he really was there as TP

ToddPacker said...

real names made it tough to follow the chat

ToddPacker said...

"maybe corby was using an alias, and he really was there as TP"


nope... that was me

blue said...

yeah, it took a while to get that down

but of course we all know who Mrs. Garret is

tem said...

maybe 2legittoquit 2legittoquit was corby and mills.

ToddPacker said...

i didn't draft a def/sp teams.... i'm assuming will will be able to pick up from the waiver wire before week 1

blue said...

There were still a lot of defenses left.


I was going to get a backup defense, but couldn't resist Vick still being there in the 16th round

blue said...

"maybe 2legittoquit 2legittoquit was corby and mills."

no that was me...my team was so nice, i named it twice

tem said...

i see

tem said...

league rules state no waiver wire pick ups until week 6.

ToddPacker said...

beth i wouldn't give up until after this week.... mets play the phils and braves....

tem said...

i just made that up.

tem said...

keith with the great 2:14am comment.

ToddPacker said...

"league rules state no waiver wire pick ups until week 6"


that's funny

ToddPacker said...

"keith with the great 2:14am comment"


keith wants his era back

blue said...

keith was watching flight of the conchords re-runs

ToddPacker said...

how many players do we keep?

(s)

blue said...

somebody said something about 5

tem said...

the attorney general resigned.

i didn't even know who the attorney general was.

i barely know what the position does.

tem said...

34 keepers per team.

tem said...

but keeper is a soccer position, so you can't start any of your keepers.

they can play the flex position though.

ToddPacker said...

34 keepers is a lot

blue said...

I think the attorney general is like what tom cruise was in "a few good men"

blue said...

If a soccer team could start 34 keepers, it would be tough to score on them

ToddPacker said...

"I think the attorney general is like what tom cruise was in "a few good men"


he likes yoo-hoo and sofball?

blue said...

and little boys

tem said...

i see.

tem said...

the attorney general who quit was some mexican guy.

tem said...

i think he was an illegal immigrant too.

blue said...

I wonder if Meiz lived through the DMB concert

or if EP lived through the Mets game

blue said...

oh, that AG guy was the guy everyone told Bush he had to fire, but Bush then made some speech and everybody laughed and forgot all about it.

tem said...

i'm sure ep lived.

he just mighta kilt a man.

tem said...

i didn't tell bush he had to fire him.

tem said...

although a good fire bush is always nice.

blue said...

I told Bush that he had to fire him...via email.

I sent him a text too

tem said...

i heard that bush was into texting.

ToddPacker said...

my office is freezing today..... it's strange

blue said...

people should be able to text message the president

ToddPacker said...

texting is dumb

El Padrino said...

david fucking wells

tem said...

texting costs me 20 cents a pop.

i hate when people text me.

El Padrino said...

i would like to make some trades my keeper leauge roster smells like shitballs

tem said...

el pad, after that game d. wells did your draft for you.

ToddPacker said...

i hate getting text messages....

blue said...

EP-

you don't like all the cowboys?

El Padrino said...

i have 0 keepers

blue said...

"texting costs me 20 cents a pop."

I think I have like 200 or so a month for free...I've used 3 in the past 6 months

ToddPacker said...

"i have 0 keepers"


it's a keeper league?

tem said...

at least you have all the dallas RBs el pad.

El Padrino said...

i got a good rise out of wells though, it's all about being creative

i was calling him wimpy
the burger cartoon guy

he seemes to genuinely like it

blue said...

"i have 0 keepers"

it'll be easy for our strikers to score on you then

tem said...

"it's a keeper league? "

hilarious.

blue said...

EP should have commissioned corby to draft his team for him

tem said...

and you have 4 QBs.

so that's nice.

El Padrino said...

i got pics from this weekedn
it was a banner day

might be on the couch tonight

blue said...

EP, I'll give you vick for your two Dallas RB

El Padrino said...

still hurtin from Sat night

El Padrino said...

vick

hahahhahaha

serious why did you draft him?
he stunk as a fantasy option the past 4 years

El Padrino said...

please tell me it was comedic sake

tem said...

vick has keeper value.

tem said...

and we decided that his prison league stats would count.

tem said...

TP your FFBL trade finally got vetoed.

blue said...

I'm in it for the long haul

who would have thought Vick would still be there in the 16th round?

El Padrino said...

vick has keeper value.

as what an ex-con?

El Padrino said...

what pick was I?

5th i hope

El Padrino said...

nevermind 7th

El Padrino said...

i took 4 rb's the first 4 rounds

wonderful!

i love pre-rankings
they are soooo smart

El Padrino said...

FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blue said...

hey at least you didn't take Addai when you wanted Stephen Alexander

blue said...

oops, I mean Shaun Alexander

tem said...

yeah that was rather odd.

tem said...

it's a sign from the WWL though.

blue said...

the UGA people are so creative

"Gators wear jean shorts"...how is that an insult?

sounds like something weazy would come up with

tem said...

when vick comes back as a changed man and a HOF QB, blue will be the one laughing.

tem said...

(s)

tem said...

it would have been hilarious if it gave me stephen alexander when i tried to pick shaun alexander.

El Padrino said...

i didnt take a WR til the seventh round

El Padrino said...

100

blue said...

shamhoff's laughable comment of the day had something to do with the attorney general resigning and going out on top because he "got" michael vick.

tem said...

does the AG have anything at all to do with that?

i doubt.

tem said...

you were hoarding QBs to trade for WRs.

and Dallas RBs.

tem said...

that was a quick sprint to madnewws 1

blue said...

btw,

and I know i'll be openly mocked for saying this....but....


Brady Quinn actually looked pretty good this weekend...and i'm no quinn fan. He played a series against the Broncos #1 defense and moved them right down the field. Actually threw a perfect TD pass that was ruled incomplete, but would have been overturned if Romeo had challenged it.

let the mocking begin

El Padrino said...

would you tremble...if he touched your lips?

El Padrino said...

i'll fix my roster through waivers and a trade here and there

tem said...

no waivers until week 6.

blue said...

I had a decent draft...my champ bailey jersey was lucky for me

tem said...

and quinn has looked good.

the media here is all over it.

El Padrino said...

Alberto Gonzalez had nothing to do with the Vick case

tem said...

i am interested to see how my strategy of doing the opposite of what fmtem says works out for me.

blue said...

you did the opposite until she told you take a kicker

El Padrino said...

owen wilson slit his wrists

blue said...

that lonely kicker will come back to haunt you

El Padrino said...

dunkin donuts trans fat free

blue said...

"owen wilson slit his wrists"

that'll make it tough for Schaub to complete passes to him...the texans will stink again

blue said...

Oh, wilson, not Daniels...ok

El Padrino said...

oh and i saw jon miller, in person last night

i'm confirming reports of jiggly neck meat, it's abundant

tem said...

RE: Owen Wilson

seriously?

El Padrino said...

why was our trade vetoed

would have been fun

tem said...

i told you i gave fmtem the choice between vinaterri and wilkins.

she chose vinaterri.

El Padrino said...

that's what the national inquirer is reportin

tem said...

because the league is fucking retarded.

blue said...

oh, then I took her advice

tem said...

fant. football leagues better not be near as fucking retarded as the baseball league was.

El Padrino said...

jennifer aniston boooootttaaaayyy

El Padrino said...

better view of that, mmmmm

blue said...

holy cow

Broncos running back Travis Henry has 9 children with 9 different women...

he is the new gold standard

El Padrino said...

nationa inqirer says suicide attempt, people just sayin hospitalized

El Padrino said...

i am proud of him, he's a keeper

tem said...

i like it when they have 9 children with 8 different women and the ugliest of the 8 women is the one with 2 kids.

tem said...

andrew wilson must feel like a big failure.

blue said...

Kemp had 7 kids with 5 women...he was the original superstar.

blue said...

"andrew wilson must feel like a big failure."

yeah, he's the Cooper Manning of the Wilson family

tem said...

santonio holmes is well on his way to matching those feats.

El Padrino said...

ksk is entertaining this am

tem said...

of course he didn't try to kill himself, that i know of, so he's go that going for him.

tem said...

i think holmes is up to 3 kids and 3 women or 3 and 2.

tem said...

commentor quote on espn.com

"Congats, GA! It was great seeing these kids win this game and the championship … Great job!! Keep playing for the love of the game."


the WWL should institute some sort of spelling rule. WWL is supposed to be > D-.

jugdish said...

"I knew that he was going to come up and defense me and guard me like he did and all I was trying to do was get the ball, but I didn't have many balls in my hand," Barbosa said.

too funny!

tem said...

language barriers are awesome.

whocares said...

T-minus three days until the first CFB game. Five days until the first AU game.

The chub I have will be full grown by Thursday afternoon. I might not be able to get out from behind my desk.

blue said...

the japanese kids were crying after they lost, and they hugged those GA kids...it made me laugh

tem said...

they also gave the GA team a list of each players address.

so they could keep in touch.

tem said...

dear second baseman kid,

i don't speak japanese. you can't read english. i don't think this will work out.

sincerely,
winner.

El Padrino said...

rutgers thurs night

boing

ToddPacker said...

" I might not be able to get out from behind my desk"




i hear ya, wc

jugdish said...

Maybe they can just send them pictures of them celebrating after the game.

blue said...

dear japanese pitcher,

remember when I hit that game winning homerun off of you? That was great for me. I hear that your parents disowned you and you work as a sex slave now, so I guess that homerun didn't work out so well for you. Oh well, those are the breaks.

El Padrino said...

kent getting hit in the head was awesome

blue said...

it was not awesome for my fantasy playoffs

ToddPacker said...

kent looked very confused after he got hit

El Padrino said...

jose reyes scoring from first on a bloop single (wright took second on the throw home) was beyond awesome

seeing this guy play baseball live is fucking amazing

El Padrino said...

somebody tell charlie weiss it doesnt matter which qb starts they all suck pipe

tem said...

i think it might be time to drop all my players in the baseball league.

ToddPacker said...

i thought about that, too.... i think it will piss off those who care.... so i won't

whocares said...

Just drop the shitty players...

ToddPacker said...

that would be my whole team

blue said...

if anyone can drop a good 3B that would be great

tem said...

i tried for about 3 months to trade for a good 3B and all the trades got vetoed.

those who care are the ones who vetoed the shit out of every trade all year.

whocares said...

Does Scott Rolen still count as a good 3b?

El Padrino said...

anistons booty?

that should have gotten some play
those are excellent pictures

tem said...

wow, cake is in the kitchen.

pre-lunch cake is always nice.

El Padrino said...

yeah the FFBL was a joke

whocares said...

"that would be my whole team"




Mine too. At least from what I can remember. Havent looked at the rooster in several weeks.

tem said...

i assume aniston's booty was NSFW.

tem said...

i will peep at home though for sure.

ToddPacker said...

moody is smart

El Padrino said...

bikini shots tem

whocares said...

RE: Anniston's Ace.



I am nazi'd at egotastic. For some reason I can look at idontlikeyouinthatway and The Superficial. But get finger wagged on egotastic.

ToddPacker said...

"that should have gotten some play
those are excellent pictures"


blocked..... i don't even try any more

tem said...

ok, just peeped them.

damn that is nice.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

wc i'm blocked at superficial but not ego and idontlike

weird

blue said...

moody wears jean shorts

ToddPacker said...

"moody wears jean shorts"


moody will beat up UGA

ToddPacker said...

i'm blocked on most of them.... on some the page opens, but all the pics just get the red-X

El Padrino said...

peewee herman is 55 years old

wtf

blue said...

BIO has 2 new posts....hahahahahahaha

Professor Chaos said...

I am deeply saddened that EP couldn't get his new roster...whomever was responsible for that veto you're all just sad little men. Doesn't effect the playoffs, and one week left

Spaceman Spiff said...

vick found God, i'm shocked

keith s said...

ep
How loud was that shot off of Kent's noggin?

whocares said...

Vick found jeebus and axed him for fugibness.

El Padrino said...

LOUD

we though it hit the bat but then he started acting drunk

Big Brother's Brother said...

Derek Foreal.



Derek fucking Foreal.

blue said...

BBB is talking in tongues again

El Padrino said...

it's a blow reference

blue said...

good thing maine doesn't throw very hard

blue said...

ah...i haven't seen blow in a bit...i have that on dvd, might have to watch again soon.

keith s said...

Did you forget your (s) blue?

El Padrino said...

blow is phenominal, in more ways than one

El Padrino said...

blue low 90's
topping at 94

keith s said...

I'd like to see a tem movie review about Blow

El Padrino said...

freak i sent u sumtin

after your fruit loops of course

blue said...

cake time for our quarterly birthday celebration

isiah thomas-holth said...

2 new posts from BIO?

Please wait for the quote du jour

isiah thomas-holth said...

"I knew that he was going to come up and defense me and guard me like he did and all I was trying to do was get the ball, but I didn't have many balls in my hand," Barbosa said.


God bless The Captain.

*and Kobe - jump at his knees again and they'll be a hit out on you.

isiah thomas-holth said...

who the fuck veto's a team for team trade?

for shame.

El Padrino said...

"who the fuck veto's a team for team trade?

for shame."

gay people

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