Thursday, August 09, 2007

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Keith S said...

Bonds broke the HR record tonight

Beth said...

Well I thought about not showing up til 10:00 or so this morning with some lame excuse about monsoons and a plague of locusts (see EP from yesterday), but I'll show up bright and early and admit it - the Braves totally choked away that game yesterday.

Nice double play there Andruw...

12:10 today for the rubber game.

Beth said...

But while I'm here now, I may not be on much later today. I dont think I can stomach LOV on their knees for TJW - I think I'd go so far as to say I'd rather see a weasel Q&A.

El Padrino said...

WAGZZZZZZ

El Padrino said...

Ahndru stinks

El Padrino said...

Maine and Hudson and with TP being in attendence this bet is a lock

get the yum yum name ready

El Padrino said...

does tem have to re-link the cnn nyc storm story?

women have so many trust issues

Beth said...

Oh the yum yum name is ready for you EP, don't worry.

Just so you won't be too surprised after the Mets loss today, let me tell you that Hudson has a 0.96 ERA in his last 5 starts and 0 earned runs in his last 2 starts.

The level of over-confidence in Mets fans is almost cute.

Beth said...

We do agree on one thing though EP, Andruw stinks right now.

El Padrino said...

right now? or the entire 2007 season

Beth said...

Yeah, the whole season. It's his contract year too so I really thought he'd be a stud for the Braves, but boy was I wrong.

El Padrino said...

maine had a bad outing last time out, momentum from last night's win, alou finally doing something productive and TP in the audience

of course i'm confident

tem said...

tem has seen Colors.

and Stripes. Although I get them mixed up. I call Colors, Stripes all the time and vice versa.

tem said...

Beth opened the flood gates on a weasel Q&A.

tem said...

Teejer Q&A = Weasel Q & A


Either > Actual Work.

blue said...

sometimes I wish I was the world's tallest man

blue said...

Teejer Q&A > weasel Q&A

at least teejer will make me laugh

blue said...

this is the funniest story I've heard today

of course it's still early

tem said...

both would make me laugh.

just the absurdity of a Q&A with some guy on an internet board is enough entertainment for me.


i am too easily entertained.

blue said...

no truth to the rumor that the catholic priest in the story I linked has gotten a call with a job offer from the Detroit Lions....yet

Beth said...

TJW Q&A - If I want to read fiction I'll go to Barnes & Noble.

But if y'all actually do the Q&A (I won't be there) someone needs to pin him down about his supposed ND football player dad.

blue said...

redneck olympics

tem said...

beth wants to pin the teejer down.

Beth said...

Bite your tongue Tem.

Beth said...

This caught my attention in the redneck games article - "Modeled after similar games that have been going on in Georgia for more than a decade"

Why did I see that coming?

blue said...

hey beth? why is there a boat on rev's blog with the name "beth said yes"?

I didn't think you let people share your thoughts on anal.

Beth said...

Blue, I actually commented on Rev's site about that, told him I was surprised he found my boat but that I'd never tell what I said yes about...

blue said...

hey beth...big news in Denver...they're opening a swingers club downtown...now you have a reason to come for a visit

Beth said...

Will Mrs. Blue be there? If so I might consider it. ;-)

tem said...

They are advertising it as a swingers club?

I don't think any club around here actively advertises as such.

Beth said...

Post pregnancy of course I'm talking about.

tem said...

Mrs. Blue is preggo Beth.

You might wanna wait, unless that's your thing.

tem said...

ah, nevermind.

Beth said...

Tem, I bet it's not advertised, Blue is just "in the know".

Beth said...

"Mrs. Blue is preggo Beth.
You might wanna wait, unless that's your thing."

That's sweet of you to look out for fmtem's feelings like that Tem and try to discourage me.

blue said...

they aren't advertising it as a "swingers" club, but they've gone through a ton of legal battles to get their liquor license and it was finally approved yesterday.

The owner said they are going to have "theme" nights, and one of the themes is "open-minded couples night" those will be most nights.

tem said...

well i gotta find some swingers club here now. i imagine there is one, but no place actually advertises as one.

tem said...

open minded couples night sounds like a gay bar blue.

blue said...

most of the furniture in the clubs is beds

i'm gonna have to check it out.

blue said...

"open minded couples night sounds like a gay bar blue."

we definitely have gay bars but they are in another part of town.

tem said...

sounds like they are expanding their territory.

tem said...

from the article:

""My own personal opinion is that I don't care how people get their jollies," said Karen Cuthbertson, president of the Athmar Park Neighborhood Association, which opposed Sugar House's application for a liquor license last summer. "


WTF blue, do you live in England?? Jollies? Who the fuck says that in America?

blue said...

I wish I lived in England...haven't you seen all the links of the hot british bombshells lately

tem said...

So Blue has end of january reservations for that place?

tem said...

i'm pretty sure there are many more hot american chicks than hot british chicks.

blue said...

i just don't like their accents

blue said...

now an aussie chick...hmmm...that sounds good

tem said...

aussie accents are nice.

tem said...

i peeped one of those "do you know the lyrics / kareoke" shows last night.

it was OK. Wayne Brady was kinda funny. Then fat contestant almost had a heart attack. Then fat guy lost and the show was over.

blue said...

the wayne brady one is much better than the Joey Fatone one...but that isn't saying much...other than don't watch Joey Fatone's show

El Padrino said...

put another shrimp on that barbi

El Padrino said...

dont watch either, how bout that

blue said...

to all you mets fans who think Pedro will be your savior I say nee

tem said...

i didn't even know fatone had a show like that.


i didn't even know wayne had one until i watched the end of it yesterday.

tem said...

fucking FOX kept showing previews of what was to come and had the fat contestant having a heart attack. they played it up like he was going to have to get brought out on a stretcher.

he didn't. then he lost.

i was pissed.

Beth said...

Too bad Pedro isn't pitching today for the Mets.

tem said...

pedro needs a bit more time.

then he'll be fine.


unless he isn't.

El Padrino said...

gimme a break blue
it was his first live action

fool

El Padrino said...

who wants to take bets that pedro starts game 1 of the NLDS series against whoever wins the wild card?

blue said...

"who wants to take bets that pedro starts game 1 of the NLDS series against whoever wins the wild card? "

EP, that is less of a comment on the abilities of Pedro, and more of the suckitude that is the Mets rotation.

Beth said...

"who wants to take bets that pedro starts game 1 of the NLDS series against whoever wins the wild card?"

EP, Pedro can't pitch against his own team, no matter how much they may want him to.

Beth said...

And oh yeah, I'll take that bet.

tem said...

just peeped that buffalo fights lion video thats been on the news.

its lame. don't bother.

El Padrino said...

both of you are fools

do i have to remind you that the Mets have the second best Team ERA & #1 in team wins and #1 in league batting against

so no, the staff doesnt suck

El Padrino said...

Pedro has 4 more rehab starts then he will be ready

he picked up 2-3 more mph's to his fastball, still has a devastating change up and knows how to pitch without his best stuff

this is crazy talk

El Padrino said...

and sucktitude is a gay word

blue said...

EP on the offensive

blue said...

and Eli sucks too

blue said...

and screw the knicks

blue said...

greatest news ever

blue said...

"so you're saying there's a chance"

El Padrino said...

all you have is the Broncos buddy

hold on tight

blue said...

at least the nuggets have made the playoffs the last 4 years

blue said...

and the rox are only 4 games out in their division and 2 in the WC..even though I don't think they'll make a run.

El Padrino said...

the knicks will return to glory faster then the nuggets will get out of the first round

El Padrino said...

they wont so dont think

Beth said...

"EP on the offensive"

I think you meant "defensive".

tem said...

that is awesome news.

blue said...

"the knicks will return to glory faster then the nuggets will get out of the first round"

this might be the funniest thing that i've read all month.

the knicks have been trying to "return to glory" since 1973...good luck with that buddy.

tem said...

about biel.

not el pad.

blue said...

"they wont so dont think"

the rox swept the shit out of the mets

tem said...

how the fuck


how the fuck would a bunch of zoologists not be able to tell whether or not a panda is male or female?

tem said...

"The penis of an adult panda is only about 3 centimeters (1.2 inches) long," Xinhua quoted Li Deshen, a panda expert, as saying, as a possible reason for the mix-up.

tem said...

that is info we should all know.

tem said...

Panda dick is a rockin' insult.

tem said...

"shut up panda dick"

Beth said...

Tem, here's the answer to that question from the article: "Jinzhu was believed to be male owing to her inconspicuous secondary sex characteristic and behavior"

You know, just like Kod. :-)

blue said...

"The penis of an adult panda is only about 3 centimeters (1.2 inches) long,"

I didn't know DTM was a panda

tem said...

that's a panda dick Z.

tem said...

her ovaries were in the wrong spot.

they moved them, then she got it on with some panda dude.

she was disappointed.

blue said...

i saw a panda attack a dude on tv last night

tem said...

hmm, i bet you didn't see its dick.

blue said...

nope, i did not

El Padrino said...

"the rox swept the shit out of the mets"

regular season glory
you can have it

El Padrino said...

and i cant defend the knicks
attack them all you want

El Padrino said...

so is a panda dick bigger than a weasel dick?

and

is that why asians are thought to have tiny dicks as well?

beth please answer all dick related questions.

thank you and regards.

El Padrino said...

lost in the shuffle the Biel news is right up there with the day i found out about masturbation

Beth said...

"beth please answer all dick related questions"

While I've dated a couple panda dick candidates in the past, that doesn't necessarily make me an expert. And I definitely have no knowledge about weasel dicks thank god. Although according to the Urban Dictionary, a weasel dick is apparently bigger than a panda dick.

tem said...

i will be using panda dick as an insult many times today.

tem said...

panda dick madness.

tem said...

beth says she isn't an expert then proceeds to expertly answer the dick related question.

Beth said...

And while googling to find out about weasel dicks (god there's a phrase I'm embarrassed even typing), this pic came up, which while it has nothing to do with weasel dicks is something I'm sure LOV can appreciate.

Beth said...

oh, probably nsfw by the way.

Beth said...

Well, depends on your workplace I guess, it's fine for mine.

Beth said...

So you can decide on your own, it's a pic of a passed out half naked woman but you can really only see her thong.

Beth said...

And there's the Z.

El Padrino said...

SFW for me

anything goes when it comes to ho's

El Padrino said...

From Pedro:

“Don’t worry about the results, because I’m, healthy and that’s what they want. They know I’m gonna make adjustments, and this is not normal for me. I’ve been away for 12 months now and it’s not easy to just come back and be sharp and be the Pedro that they’re used to seeing…

“I can’t wait for the next five days to be over, so I can get back in there and make the adjustments I need to make to actually get back to New York. I’m bored, i don’t wanna be in Florida no more.”

Big Brother's Brother said...

Lyle Alzado died.

blue said...

yeah, that would come in under the sorta nsfw...but probably still SFW

blue said...

"Lyle Alzado died."

welcome to 1995

blue said...

scratch that....1992

tem said...

that'll be nsfw here.


my only restriction is no porn.

anything else is fair game.

Big Brother's Brother said...

and Goonies never say die.

tem said...

and panda dicks are small.

tem said...

fucking pandas are all hat and no dick.

blue said...

I think it's funny that the ESPN.com ombudsman didn't like "who's now" either

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TJW chat's gonna end up being chaotic

tem said...

if the teejer shows up for it.

tem said...

some chick might come knocking on his parents door to give it a whirl.

blue said...

I hope freak busts out DTM for the Teejer chat

tem said...

T. Woods -2 through 4 at the PGA.

tem said...

teejer didn't know who blhitler was.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"to all you mets fans who think Pedro will be your savior I say nee"

For the record, It's ni.

tem said...

panda dick.

tem said...

that was directed to nobody in general, just had to be said.

blue said...

my bad Meiz...thanks for the correction

tem said...

and unrelated to all the panda dick news going around, i am hungry.

lunchtime.

blue said...

Meiz are you going to run the suicide pool on yahoo, or just keep track of it yurself

Big Brother's Brother said...

teej chat? has he returned?

Keith S said...

Can weez run it? He might confuse it for the real thing.

blue said...

fewer hurricanes

ummm..no shit..maybe when you wait until hurricane season is half over to make a prediction, it will be right.

it's like picking who is going to win the game when a team is up 20 at halftime.

blue said...

"teej chat? has he returned?"

yeah, he popped in last night and vowed to return today around 1:30 ET or so...it's on my calendar.

Keith S said...

I think we'll have at least 150 comments today.

blue said...

way to go out on a limb there keith

Keith S said...

Keithstradamus

El Padrino said...

teej is a retard

Keith S said...

zeke was pumped up for it I think

blue said...

this weeks posts have been disappointing...jug is off his game

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz are you going to run the suicide pool on yahoo, or just keep track of it yurself"

Yahoo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke had to be on drugs last night.

Keith S said...

deke
We know you're excited about it but can you answer the question

El Padrino said...

liquid lunch today

mets / bravos 12:10

El Padrino said...

burger or buffalo chicken wrap?

Keith S said...

wrap

blue said...

future OSU fan

Keith you're a buckeye right, you'll get a kick out of this

Beth said...

Tiger is now -3 thru 6.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Suicide Pool is up.

ID#- 2761

Password- 11poops

whocares said...

I'm here, but I got nothing.

Half day tomorrow and only working one day next week. The mind is already on vacay.

whocares said...

BTW Beth,


That was a nice pic link earlier. What time did you wake up from that? And was the family reunion still going on or did you sleep all the way through it?

Keith S said...

That's funny even though it looks a little fake. It starts crying before the music is playing

blue said...

It would be better if the baby cried listening the the UM fight song, but then was happy if it was switched to OSU's

El Padrino said...

dub-c that's not nothing

that's fire right there

Keith S said...

I'm looking forward to EP's Friday football posts in a few weeks.

Beth said...

WC, I'm insulted! Not for you suggesting that I'd pass out like that of course, but for thinking I'm as heavy as that girl.

whocares said...

Sorry beth. I have no reason to think otherwise.

whocares said...

Lunchytime.

I'll see you folks in 120 minutes or so.

El Padrino said...

so am i

whocares said...

FYI,


John Daly at -2 through 7.

And the meltdown begiiiiiiiiiiiins...NOW!

blue said...

I'd really like to see Daly in a crying fit over by a tree whilst drinking a diet coke and smoking a cigarette.

Oh wait this has happened before?

Spaceman Spiff said...

indian(not injun) food fucks the stomach up

El Padrino said...

i dont fuck with indian food

blue said...

we have an indian lady in the office..she always smells like curry.

I guess she had a party and served all indian food, the people in the office were shitting for weeks.

Keith S said...

indian food turns you into deke

El Padrino said...

rev says it's good but he thinks every food is good

isiah thomas-holth said...

165 to catch up on.....

"go" or "no-go"?

El Padrino said...

your in good hands with Alstott

put it to bed berman

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Go

El Padrino said...

1-0 mets

El Padrino said...

and maine's got a no hitter through 1



what?
we never had one!

El Padrino said...

on to the bar

see ya later

Big Brother's Brother said...

just caught up on yesterday and im ecstatic. fucking Teej is back! we love you Teejy, and i mean that in a strictly homosexual way.

cant wait for the chat, this will be monumental.

Big Brother's Brother said...

LOV bottomline: funny

isiah thomas-holth said...

teej really let loose yesterday.

*dun-na-nun*

Did you know:

Teej has a brother and sister who are twins.

*na-nun-na*

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want to go to the pub too

Keith S said...

The guy who caught #756 said he might keep the ball. I wonder if he knows that he would still need to pay a shitload in taxes for it.

tem said...

all you need to know is that pandas have small dicks.

Big Brother's Brother said...

everybody is writing down their questions for the chat.

the wait is almost unbearable. i guess that means its still bearable then.

tem said...

IRS will have a hard time collecting that cash (if he doesn't sell it).

Figuring out the fair market value of the ball is nearly impossible.

tem said...

also IRS head is already on record as saying if someone caught a ball and returned it to the batter (i think it was McQuire) that they should be commended not taxed.

That's no different than catching it and keeping it. (In the tax world)

that's all i gotta say about taxes today.

Keith S said...

Hey look, the Dodgers scored.

Keith S said...

What if the value of the ball drops because it comes out that he doped up? Can he claim a loss?

blue said...

I don't see why the ball would be any different than an investment...you can't be taxed on a gain or loss until you actually sell the item.

tem said...

ok one more.

if he claimed it as income this year and then the value dropped in a future year then yes he could claim a loss.

if he doesn't claim it as income and then the value drops he would have no loss to claim.


it doesn't matter too much though because he is gonna sell it and have to pay taxes on the $$$ he gets. (no way around that one)

Spaceman Spiff said...

bases loaded, no outs and they only got one run

isiah thomas-holth said...

he said he'll split the money with his boy 51 to 49%.

Moral of the story: Never make those type of agreements.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Teej also said he'll answer why he didn't use the ugly red-head as the slump buster he so desperately needs.

blue said...

one last tax thing. I believe, and tem can correct me if I'm wrong, but the guy who caught the ball will have to pay the entire tax on the proceeds for the ball...then his buddy will have to pay tax on the 49% portion that he receives basically double taxing the transaction.

I vaguely remember a tax law case with this basic scenario but can't remember the outcome. I know that the the 49% guy was pissed off in the case because he was going to have to pay tax on his portion.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd make an agreement like that.

blue said...

no hitter is over...the mets will have to wait another day

isiah thomas-holth said...

what about if you're making the agreement with yourself: ie, with jfreak, deke, DTM, cmfost, fmtem, etc?

how is that taxed?

tem said...

tax talk put on blue's blog.

to make it cooler.

isiah thomas-holth said...

jfreke the mantumbo would be pissed if he had to pay taxes 6 ways.

Dan The Man said...

Just so you all know,meiz/deke is not me.

Another puppet master pulls my strings

isiah thomas-holth said...

Teej also said that The Bachelor tv peoples have guaranteed him to be in the Top 50 for the next show.

He's also written a tv script for a "reality" type show based on his life.

blue said...

there is much to anticipate on today's LoV chat

Keith S said...

I thought there was already a show called The Biggest Loser

blue said...

zing from keith

isiah thomas-holth said...

speaking of the nuggets I thought I saw something yesterday that K-Mart said he'd be ready for opening night?

blue said...

wait..i have a blog?

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