Friday, August 03, 2007

More from tem

Thanks be to Blue for mentioning this: College Football Top 25 came out:

1. Southern California (45)
2. LSU (4)
3. Florida (9)
4. Texas
5. Michigan (2)
6. West Virginia
7. Wisconsin
8. Oklahoma
9. Virginia Tech
10. Ohio State
11. Louisville
12. California
13. Georgia
14. Auburn
15. Tennessee
16. Rutgers
17. UCLA
18. Penn State
19. Nebraska
20. Arkansas
21. Florida State
22. TCU
23. Boise State
24. Hawaii
25. Texas A&M

Random side note: In addition to disliking skateboarders I also hate kids who fly around on their shoes with wheels. I am old, I know. Either that or evil because I just want to knock their asses over every time they wheel on by.


Lots of draft picks are signing. Calvin Johnson signs for 6 years. That's a long time. I figure there is something that ends the contract after 3 or 4 years. You know he will be getting re-upped in about 3 years if he is as good as we all think. The only remaining holdouts are:

1. Raiders JaMarcus Russell, QB
14. Jets Darrelle Revis, CB
22. Browns Brady Quinn, QB
23. Chiefs Dwayne Bowe, WR
25. Panthers Jon Beason, LB

Iono what's up with the mid 20s, but they need to get their asses to camp. If you were better you'd have been drafted higher. Revis needs to get to camp too. Isn't he the guy who was voted to be the next Pac Man Jones...and not in the good way. In the banned for a year for shooting at folk way.

Impromptu meeting, posting this now, unedited. tough.

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whocares said...

Spurrier votes for them every year.

Keith S said...

Count me among those disliking the shoes with wheels in them.

blue said...

Where is Iowa on that list?

blue said...

Good to see that my alma mater has a chance to upset the #1 team in the land the first weekend of the season.

Keith S said...

Right above Duke.

Keith S said...

Iowa is ok. Kirk Ferentz will work his magic and lead them to a 7-5 season. Remember, they don't play Ohio State or Michigan.

ToddPacker said...

i seem to remember spurrier getting pissed about coaches not voting honestly in the coaches poll, and he said he was not going to do the duke thing anymore.... i could be wrong...

whocares said...

I've declared my office a NO TPS ZONE for the entire day.


Anyone caught breaking this rule will be dealt wif accordingly.

Big Brother's Brother said...

madness?!?

ToddPacker said...

i was wrong, he never stopped

blue said...

he stopped when he was coaching the 'skins I bet

ToddPacker said...

true

Keith S said...

Did Boise State lose a bunch of guys from last year? They dropped pretty far. I know they still have the RB who knits and marries white girls.

blue said...

Boise State was a pretty Senior heavy team last year. They lost the starting QB, all 3 top WR, and their starting TE on offense. Probably about half of their defensive starters graduated too.

blue said...

They're still solid on the OL and at RB though

blue said...

the last few years, they end the season at roughly 15 or so, and then barely make the "others receiving votes" section. So this is a step up for them

ToddPacker said...

does boise state have a big non-conference game this year?

Big Brother's Brother said...

theyre primed to go 11-1.

Big Brother's Brother said...

..while running the statue of liberty play 18 times a game.

ToddPacker said...

i have to work tomorrow or sunday... that sucks

blue said...

"does boise state have a big non-conference game this year? "

do you consider playing Washington, big? They play Northern Illinois, which we all know will be on a high after beating Iowa.

blue said...

but other than that, Nope. Their toughest games will be @Hawaii and @Fresno State this year

ToddPacker said...

is that washington game on the blue field or at wash.

blue said...

@ washington...i think the huskies come to Boise next year.

ToddPacker said...

i never understood why hawaii is a consistent top 10 team.... who wouldn't want to go to college in hawaii.... they should be able to recruit like crazy

whocares said...

It probably costs them a fortune to recruit.

The airfare to get recruits over there is probably insane.

whocares said...

But the ones they do recruit, I bet there bout it bout it.

whocares said...

*They're.



Sorry Deke.

whocares said...

And I thought I'd take "bout it bout it" out of the closet and dust it off.


That phrase has been out of my mind for far too long.

ToddPacker said...

good point, wc... the travel would suck

blue said...

Hawaii always has some decent talent, but if you think about it, their road trips would be awful. Do you want to leave Hawaii in November to fly 6 hours to Logan, Utah?

Keith S said...

Colt Brennan might throw for 10,000 yards this year.

Keith S said...

I wouldn't want to fly 15 minutes from Ogden, UT to Logan, UT.

Keith S said...

And not because I don't like flying. I've been to Logan, UT. It's no Vegas.

blue said...

nobody goes to logan on purpose

Keith S said...

They make good cheese up there.

ToddPacker said...

Washingtons’s got a pretty tough non-conference schedule:

@ Syracuse
Boise State
Ohio State
@ Hawaii

ToddPacker said...

utah seems like a strange place

blue said...

The Pac-10 does a decent job of scheduling tougher out of conference games...usually

Keith S said...

"utah seems like a strange place"

I lived there for a couple years when I was a kid. Strange would be putting it lightly.

blue said...

Cal has Tennessee coming to Berkley this year, Oregon is going to Ann Arbor, UCLA has ND, USC has Nebraska and ND, Arizona has Northern Arizona....ok maybe not that tough

blue said...

I mean, it's no Tennessee Tech

Keith S said...

ASU plays Colorado.

Keith S said...

But it's not 1990 so I guess it's not that big.

blue said...

or Florida Atlantic

Spaceman Spiff said...

anybody see that skateboarder on x games, goes up a big ass ramp and loses contact with his board, fell 50 feet, oddly, wasnt hurt, looked bad tho

ridiculous, i would be dead

Keith S said...

If CU brings the strippers and booze I'll be excited.

blue said...

CU couldn't beat Montana State last year...

but should have beaten Georgia, so figure them out.

Keith S said...

spiffg is so last post.

Spaceman Spiff said...

all the force went down to his feet and threw off his shoes

blue said...

yeah spiff, i linked that up on the other thread...that was a crazy fall

Spaceman Spiff said...

saddened to know that im not who's now, tightening the noose

blue said...

well, sk8ers never tie their shoes anyway

isiah thomas said...

thou shall not talk about badly about spiffg's links.

Keith S said...

Is Travis Pastrana going to do a triple flip this year?

isiah thomas said...

I thought Boise St. lost half of their team every season to harvest time?

isiah thomas said...

the winner of the bike trick competition did some crazy flip/roll thing, pretty sick

isiah thomas said...

Hawaii is getting too much spect in this poll.

tem said...

i have never seen x-games.

other than a couple highlights.

Keith S said...

Hawaii will go 11-1 and finish 2nd to Iowa

isiah thomas said...

Am I reading this poll correctly, only 2, TWO!?!, SEC teams in the top 10?

I'm glad I'm sitting down.

blue said...

BCS title game of Iowa/Hawaii has a nice ring to it.

tem said...

its almost hungry time.

tem said...

WVU at 6 is a good start.

isiah thomas said...

I mean LSU and Florida have Superbowl aspirations....they should be 1 & 2.

tem said...

and their SOS is out of this world.

Keith S said...

Has the title game every had two teams with a W in the name?

isiah thomas said...

I wish UM was lower. (ns)

tem said...

and by out of this world I mean they play Louisville.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hawaiis defense is suspect, hopefully they do shitty so i can go to the hawaii bowl again

Big Brother's Brother said...

skate or die...

di-di-die-die-die-die-dieeee





2.

Keith S said...

*ever

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tem said...

when you look at your schedule and say "man if we can get by Louisville, Rutgers and USF then we should be undefeated"

then you have a pretty easy schedule.

tem said...

skate or die was solid on the nin ten do

Big Brother's Brother said...

zeke, im with ya. i felt the same way when i saw them picked 1 in the B10.

blue said...

the gayest Kevin Durant picture ever

tem said...

keith that sounds like some research work for mills.

Keith S said...

I was hooked on the skate or die arcade game.

tem said...

he's showing off the pipes that can almost bench 175.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wheres dsteve with the 'mi-shit-gan' comment

tem said...

this is carr's last year.

tem said...

and with that I go to lunch.

HUNGRY

blue said...

durant is looking off in the distance...who took this picture "glamour shots by deb"?

isiah thomas said...

He can't bench 185 once, but his reps with 20 lbs dumbells was off the charts.

Keith S said...

I've said mishitgan more than a few times. It has a nice ring to it.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"this is carr's last year."

all praise to allah. blessed be.

isiah thomas said...

this is carr's last year.


*praying this is true.

Keith S said...

"this is carr's last year"

Nooooooooooo

blue said...

Tommy Amaker is poised to take over the football team

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

WC, I still say bout it bout it.

and fresh.

isiah thomas said...

luckily Tommy Amaker and his stink have moved on to Harvard.

isiah thomas said...

deke I mix in at least one "hootie hoooooo" a day.

Keith S said...

"Hahhh-vahhhd"

Big Brother's Brother said...

thats hype.

isiah thomas said...

If they get rid of Carr maybe UM can move from the 1965 into at least the mid '80's.

I'll Fed Ex them the Back to the Future DVD's.

Keith S said...

I said wiggita wack the other day. Then I went and sat in timeout.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Is Travis Pastrana going to do a triple flip this year?"

He's pretty much done with MotoX.

drives rally cars mostly.

Big Brother's Brother said...

jim harbaugh and amaker: have fun at Stansbury together.

Big Brother's Brother said...

madcowness

Keith S said...

Can he do a double flip with a rally car?

blue said...

I'm disappointed that Stansbury doesn't have a better team this year.

blue said...

two stansbury references...awesome

Keith S said...

Stansbury would beat Iowa.

isiah thomas said...

One of my best friends growing up - his middle name was Stansbury, and he was black.

it's true...oh it's true

Dan The Man said...

who the fuck is Stansbury?

isiah thomas said...

Stansbury would beat Iowa.

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MAKE A BET...GO ON MAKE A BET, A LIFETIME BAN FROM LIFE...DO IT. DO IT. DON'T BE A PUSSY.

YOU SAID IT. MAKE THE BET.

Dan The Man said...

Notre Dame not being in the top 25 is criminal

isiah thomas said...

Stansbury is Jug's real name.

blue said...

Jugdish Stansbury Watson

isiah thomas said...

all his boyz call him jug or jugbury.

*two fingers to lips-to-chest-to-lips-to-chest to the sky

Dan The Man said...

What the fuck is this Stansbury?

bitch asses

isiah thomas said...

Jugdish Stansbury Watson

to be technically correct its:

Jugdish Stansbury Watson III

blue said...

Stansbury is the Harvard of the west

blue said...

but Jessie couldn't get in there, she wasn't Stansbury material

Dan The Man said...

Who the fuck is Jessie?

Dan The Man said...

You dicks talk about a lot of weird shit.

Keith S said...

I'm so excited
I'm so excited
I'm so......scared

Dan The Man said...

Jimmy Clausen will lead ND to an 8-3 season and a BCS game this year.

Keith S said...

"You dicks talk about a lot of weird shit"

TOTPM nominee.

blue said...

Jessie didn't get into Stansbury so she became a stripper

Keith S said...

Is DTM from Waterloo Ontario?

isiah thomas said...

doesn't ND have to win at least 9 to be bcs legible?

Big Brother's Brother said...

"One of my best friends growing up - his middle name was Stansbury, and he was black.

it's true...oh it's true"


i dont believe it. the part about having a black friend..

isiah thomas said...

I heard Claussen might redshirt. (ns)

Keith S said...

I thought they just had to show up and play to be eligible.

isiah thomas said...

i dont believe it. the part about having a black friend..


house servants can be your friends.

Dan The Man said...

Claussen won't red-shirt, he is the savior

isiah thomas said...

freak is the ruler of the TOTP

Big Brother's Brother said...

looks like a lov has gone worldwide this morning (from the tracker).

isiah thomas said...

why has no one in the media ridiculed this kid with pickle jokes?

Keith S said...

"why has no one in the media ridiculed this kid with pickle jokes"

Wait til the NFL draft. Berman will make up for lost time.

Big Brother's Brother said...

they came for EP's monster breastizez.

Big Brother's Brother said...

for your enjoyment

isiah thomas said...

LOV : Come for pics of the monster bres-a-sis, stay for the talk about weird shit.

blue said...

I was perusing the site meter a while back and a lot of people came for that weird tatoo that EP linked one day

isiah thomas said...

The "Becky the Duck" episode of SBTB should have been nominated for an Emmy.

blue said...

somebody from Jakarta?

whocares said...

10 helmet stickers to BBB for the list of SBTB fringe characters.

blue said...

when Zack spilled oil on that Texas oil man, that was touching.

and screech's performance was A+

Mills said...

I like Iowa having low expectations.

I hope the crow tastes good come November.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I take offense.

I'm black. straight of the boat, actually.

whocares said...

The drunk driving episode was on the other day and I watched the whole thing. (the one where they wreck lisa's mom's car after two beers).



I almost forgot how awesome it was.

Keith S said...

The one with the chick wrestler was good too. All of their rasslin scenes were pretty realistic.

isiah thomas said...

I always hope that when I see a weasel post its by fake mills.

fake mills > real mills

Mills said...

Bayside is the school that knows how.. (oh pippy poo, oh pippy poo)
------------------
Home, Home at our school.....

Screech's school dominated everybody elses.

Big Brother's Brother said...

hotness

i'll have to wait tho, as i am seeing Silverchair tonight.

whocares said...

Ah, Chief Henry. He taught Zack about his Native American Heritage (Kod signal) and gave him the headband in his dream.


Also came up with the injun name "Running Zack". Very creative.

isiah thomas said...

Hutz are you ready to make the bet today? Man up.

blue said...

the one where zack kills slater's pet gecko was the best.

it spawned the geico commercials i'm sure

Keith S said...

Mr. Testaverde was awesome. He was also the voiceover guy in the Micro Machine commercials.

Big Brother's Brother said...

There's no hope with dope!

Big Brother's Brother said...

Oh artie boy...

Keith S said...

"There's no hope with dope"
Didn't the president of NBC come on before and after that episode in sort of a public appearance announcement?

Big Brother's Brother said...

hmm, my search for "johnny dakota" returned
this gold nugget


YOURE WELCOME.

blue said...

Brandon Tartakoff

blue said...

Kelly Kapowski gave it up to Johnny Dakota

Mills said...

Shanny had the No. 1 in his fantasy league and took LT.

Holt with the next pick. After that, down hill....

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah keith, brandon tartakoff (?) and he died a little while after, i believe.

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy, how many homers must i hit to beat you, its annoying

Big Brother's Brother said...

little while = 6 years.

Mills said...

The Tori Conundrum has finally been explained to me. Still makes no sense, but at least it has been explained.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Weasel picked up PacMan Jones in FMLB.

Big Brother's Brother said...

thats what u get for not using drugs, kids.

Mills said...

weazy, how many homers must i hit to beat you, its annoying
----
its a big offensive week. you were supposed to just fall over for me. this makes it too hard.

blue said...

so the guy who plays the head of Ari's son's school on entourage is Homer Simpson

blue said...

I watched last week's episode last night, and that intrigued me

Big Brother's Brother said...

this just in: drew stanton will not be the Lions savior.

piiiiiiece.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i could go for a large pizza right now

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dan Castanaletta?

or the other guy?

Mills said...

this is why I love wiki:

Mark-Paul Gosselaar had to dye his hair blonde every two weeks while shooting the show.

The following are the SAT scores for the gang:
Zack - 1502
Screech - 1220
Jessie - 1205
Lisa - 1140
Kelly - 1100
A.C. - 1050
SATs are scored in intervals of ten which makes it impossible for Jessie and Zack to get the scores they got.

College choices
The following is where the gang decides to go to college.

Zack - Yale University
A.C. - University of Iowa
Screech - University of California, Berkeley
Jessie - Columbia University
Lisa - Fashion Institute of Technology
Kelly - Community College
Tori - University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

Mills said...

way to shoot high Kelly!

blue said...

deke it's Dan Castelleneta or however you spell his last name

blue said...

weazy that second part is not true

zack, slater, screech and Kelly all went to Cal U

Lou said...

Speaking of hating skateboarders.

blue said...

and Bob Golic was their RA

blue said...

how many people are going to link that crash?

isiah thomas said...

who was Tori?

Keith S said...

3

isiah thomas said...

the guy who tried the double back-flip also had a good wreck last night.

blue said...

sushi people in Denver don't like Barry Bonds

isiah thomas said...

Berkley is too liberal for Screech.

He would have gone to a place like MIT or Carneige-Mellon.

MVEMNSUP! or MVEMNSU now that Pluto isn't a planet.

blue said...

why would a sushi place advertise about beef and chicken? That's some weird ass sushi

Big Brother's Brother said...

good story:

so i'm sitting there last night talkin to a buddy on my mobile phone unit and the television is broadcasting programming in the background. i am trying to get this kid off the phone so i can tend to other activities and then WHAMMO! this happens!

blue said...

for all you Brady Quinn fans

isiah thomas said...

from last post:

kids with the wheels in their shoes are evil.

I have to resist the urge to trip them.

I'm still praying one of them has a bad wreck in front of me so I can point and laugh at them.

blue said...

no matter how many times Jug links that video, i watch it everytime.

blue said...

Deke-

You have to buy this shirt

blue said...

that may be the greatest Tshirt design of all time

isiah thomas said...

its been a sausage party today....no breasts?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That fall is devastating.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

it is a good shirt.

Spaceman Spiff said...

no breasts after texeiras 2nd homer in consecutive games(maybe cuz they lost anyways)

Mills said...

Big Ten Preview. Suck it. They have Iowa at 9-3. Not too far off 10-2 or 11-1.

Spaceman Spiff said...

9-3 still = lifetime ban

isiah thomas said...

Hutz put your money where your weasel-mouth is.

11-1.

MAKE THE BET.

Quit talking about it and make the bet.

Mills said...

Chipper at SS last night was funny.

blue said...

If I looked hard enough I bet I can find somewhere on the web where they think Idaho will go 11-1

Mills said...

you can't predict injuries well enough to do that. that is why i said 9-3.

i am confident enough that even they do have injuries they can handle no. ill.

isiah thomas said...

So you went from 11-1 to 9-3.

Way to step out on a limb.

Make the bet Hutz.

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