Thursday, August 02, 2007

The Maj



The picture speaks for itself.


In other news Beth is uber wet after Texeria played for her team. I am sure his performance made her feel a little better after Julio was sent somewhere else. The Braves should just get it over with and make him some sort of coach.

Random Side Note: Does anyone read these?

The dot com has its picks for the 50 active players who will make Canton. I bet if I thought hard enough I could do a similar list. But I won't. Let me say this, I don't think Bruce Gradkowski is going to make it.

Random Side Note: Some kid just moved into the apartment next to mine. I can hear him talking non-stop to his friends or parents or someone. He is speaking Chinese or something though, so I guess it doesn't bother me. I just turn up my TV. He is probably telling his friends that his damn neighbor's TV is too loud, but that's OK, I am pretty sure I don't like him. Not because he is foreign, because I could care less. But because he drives a BMW and doesn't know the difference between the dishwasher and the microwave. 100% true, dude looked at the dishwasher during his move in and asked if that was the microwave.

And after like 100 attemps I have no Simpsonize me picture. I don't have a picture that big. At least one that has a face in it. I think today I will just find a picture of a random person and do that. If I get around to it.

New big boss just strolled into the office at 9:28am. I am going to give him some shit about it. Especially after he threw us all under the bus when super big boss complained that people were coming in too late. New big boss is all hat and no cattle. All suit and no tie. All glove and no bat.

OK that's all I got today. This is what happens when you pitch on one days rest.

Have at it bee snatches.

763 comments:

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blue said...

this new post is super terrific

tem said...

yeah, jug did a great job with it.

blue said...

I actually read it

blue said...

weazy needs to compile a list of the top 50 guys who aren't in the football HOF but deserve to be.


busy work for today weaz.

ToddPacker said...

mets won last night

tem said...

tp you should also let me know who they played because i don't have a clue.

ToddPacker said...

brewers

Mills said...

good work young man. FYI - i read the posts, unless they are from BBB, Freak and Zeke, and sometimes ELP...

Beth said...

Tem, you're thinking like the Braves. Today's paper said unless another team claims Franco (unlikely I know) he'll probably be back as a minor league player-coach so they can call him up in September.

blue said...

Javon Walker is sporting the mohawk so far in training camp. I think it's a tribute to Darrent Williams but i'm not sure, either way it looks tight.

Beth said...

And yeah, not a bad start for Texeira I'd say - a 3 run homer and a bases loaded walk.

ToddPacker said...

"so they can call him up in September"


yeah, the braves will need him for some key ABs in that all important 3rd place race the braves will be in

tem said...

i think the Pirates will claim him.

blue said...

from now on whenever anyone in my office gets fired, i'm going to say they were "designated for assignment"

whocares said...

I hate Thursdays. Their thisclose to Friday, but not quite.



Thursdays definitely get the AHNC tag.

blue said...

unfortunately in the past year and a half we have had zero employees designated for assignment

blue said...

thursday is the second best day of the work week though

tem said...

thursdays do kinda suck due to their proximity to friday, but lack of being friday.

tem said...

we have had some employees who decided to invoke their "yes trade" clause and one employee who was designated for assignment.

whocares said...

Teshera = Mets should be scurred.

ToddPacker said...

tex was a big pick-up

ToddPacker said...

hopefully pedro comes back strong

blue said...

the mets got luis castillo though, so it's even

whocares said...

As long as Pedro keeps doubling up on his soul-glo dosage the Mets should be okay.

Mills said...

I think the Braves are the best team in the NL now to be quite honest with you.

Decent starting pitching. Good bulley.

Nice offense. McCann, Chipper, Edgar, Big Teix and Andrux are a good solid middle of the lineup.

Most balanced club in the NL.

blue said...

they're no cardinals, but they'll be ok

Mills said...

Buddy Bell is resigning. I am sure that was big news for everybody in the country.

Giradi coming to KC. You watch.

Mills said...

they're no cardinals, but they'll be ok
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if your team has a starting pitcher that has never been a reliever in the past 2 years then you are not the cardinals.

Mills said...

We have people Designated for Assignment here all the time.

Big Brother's Brother said...

andrew jones has been stellar.

blue said...

didyou guys hear about this



(s)

ToddPacker said...

those crazy Indiana football players

blue said...

the video that CNN has of the actual collapse is riveting

tem said...

"if your team has a starting pitcher that has never been a reliever in the past 2 years then you are not the cardinals. "


i do not understand what this sentence means.

blue said...

tem...i just let it go

tem said...

"Powers, a senior, is a former starting quarterback who switched positions this spring and is currently the No. 2 tight end."


That's all you need to know about IU football.

whocares said...

In order to make the news on UF's football team at this point you have to actually kill someone, right?

ToddPacker said...

why tem... why

ToddPacker said...

"In order to make the news on UF's football team at this point you have to actually kill someone, right?"


you have to stab someone with the national championship trophy

Mills said...

Blue -- Altitude on Fox Sports Rockies (re: my post last night).

Worst show ever?

Mills said...

I think so.

Big Brother's Brother said...

aint worth it Tem. dont strain your brain.

Mills said...

"if your team has a starting pitcher that has never been a reliever in the past 2 years then you are not the cardinals. "


i do not understand what this sentence means.
----------------
the cardinals are SOOOO bad that every starting pitcher for them right now (maybe not Maroth) has been such a bad starter in the past that they have been relegated to bullpen duty in the last two years.

not good.

Mills said...

looper was never good enough to start anyway

Mills said...

and reyes just gets demoted to AAA, but still...

tem said...

so every one of them, except one, maybe.

so the cardinals are maybe not the cardinals.


i got it now.

blue said...

"Blue -- Altitude on Fox Sports Rockies (re: my post last night).

Worst show ever?"


I don't watch anything on FSN other than the occasional game. If you asked me about the channel Altitude, i'd know more.

Mills said...

Altitude is a channel?

All I know was they were showing it instead of the Rockies game last night.

It was a panel of 3 dudes and chic talking about Denver sports.

One dude, the host, referenced Eric GAG-KNEE, and didn't even know that that isn't how you prounce it.

Sad.

tem said...

GAG KNEE is funny. That is how I say it.

Mills said...

I was just trying to illustrate that the cardinals are bad.

mainly cuz of starting pitching.

bulley has been pretty good. overworked, but good.

unlike some on here, i can admit when my team is down.

Mills said...

Corey Clark. You suck.

blue said...

There is an Altitude channel that is owned by the guy who owns the Nuggets and the Avs. That station is good for info on those two teams. The rockies play on FSN, and the game was on last night. That channel talks about baseball.

Mills said...

Yeah, but sometimes my satellite provides alternate programming cuz they can't show other games besides the royals.

all i know was, i watched the show from 6:30-7 and it was terrible. yet, i couldn't turn the channel.

tem said...

i wish i owned 2 sports teams.

Mills said...

Kroenke? I didn't know he owned the Avs too. That would be sweet, even if one of them was hockey, or even soccer.

Beth said...

You wouldn't be satisfied with just one tem?

blue said...

he owns the soccer team here too

blue said...

he owns our indoor LaCrosse team too, in case you cared

and 1/3rd of the Crush, which should excite Tem

tem said...

i guess one would do.

blue said...

He also owns part of the St. Louis Rams...or he used to, not sure if he does anymore

tem said...

this guy sounds pretty awesome though, i'd sell the lacrosse and MLS teams though. or take them public or something stupid like that.

tem said...

if he owns the broncos he can't own the rams too.

Mills said...

AFL is ok. I used to enjoy watching Kurt Warner and the Iowa Barnstormers, but would never had travel to the depths of LA like TEM to attend a game, even if it was the Championship.

Big Brother's Brother said...

corey clark sucks paula's nipples.

they are 80 proof.

blue said...

tem-

all you have to do is marry one of the walmart kids and you can buy teams too

tem said...

oh you never said broncos.


well fuck that guy.

Mills said...

His son played a Mizzou under Quinn Synder.

blue said...

he doesn't own the Broncos or the Rockies

whocares said...

"Yeah, but sometimes my satellite provides alternate programming cuz they can't show other games besides the royals."




For that reason alone, you should move. No one should be forced to watch only Royals games.

tem said...

any female walmart kids still available? or am i gonna have to home wreck?

Mills said...

Does denver has a MLS team?

Mills said...

Blue -- not to be a homo or nothin, but did you know that the Little Mermaid is doing a pre-broadway run out there this month?

Mills said...

For that reason alone, you should move. No one should be forced to watch only Royals games.
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it kills me, cuz I get to watch the cardinals pregame, and then they just cut me off and move me over to the royals crap.

terrible.

i need to see if i can change my interal location - kind of like what people do with their IP addresses on computers so MLB.com doesn't block them out.

blue said...

"Does denver has a MLS team?"

yes, the rapids, Kroenke owns them.

he has also talked about buying a team in the EPL

Mills said...

if i owned an NBA team, I would definitely be on the active roster as the 12th man.

never would be needed to play, but I could if I wanted to cuz I would be the owner.

blue said...

"Blue -- not to be a homo or nothin, but did you know that the Little Mermaid is doing a pre-broadway run out there this month?"

yes, I know it's making it's debut here before it goes to Broadway. the big boss (who is a homo) is very involved in the local theatre scene.

whocares said...

FYI,

You cant say "not to be a homo or nothin" and then make a homo statement.


The qualifier doesnt make it less homo.

Mills said...

acknowledging the homoness of it doesn't help?

Mills said...

its not like i said not to be a homo or nothing, but i wanna kiss you...

blue said...

has anyone ever seen "Orgazmo" it's a movie starring the guys who make Southpark.

it's about a guy on his mormon mission who becomes a porn star.

Mills said...

i can see what you are saying if that were the case

whocares said...

It helps slightly, but doesnt make it less homo.




"Just say, I know this is super gay and me knowing this shows my love of cock, but the Little Mermaid..."

blue said...

the reason I bring up that movie is that one of the guys always says to the porn star guy

"not to sound gay"..and follows it up with some statement, and throughout the movie it gets funnier and funnier.

Mills said...

i have seen bits and peices of orgazmo. pretty funny in a retarded kind of way. like baseketball, which i enjoyed.

Mills said...

"Just say, I know this is super gay and me knowing this shows my love of cock, but the Little Mermaid..."
----------
will do.

Mills said...

transparency is key in the corporate america of today.

blue said...

"not to sound gay, but your ass looked really sweet in that last scene"

tem said...

tem has seen Orgazmo.

blue said...

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!"

blue said...

"Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

Mills said...

i have got to work.

Mills said...

i hate TPS.

blue said...

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."

THE CHAMP. said...

theater is big in denver isn't it?

blue said...

yes champ, it actually is. They have some fancy schmancy performing arts center downtown with like 15 different theaters or something

tem said...

and blue has been in them all.

Beth said...

I like how blue pretended not to know the exact # of theaters.

blue said...

I've actually only been there once, and only because it was free. I was amazed at how many they had though.

THE CHAMP. said...

the one with the big statue of something holding up the building.

blue said...

there's a big blue bear looking in the window at the convention center, which is by the DCPA

blue said...

i've never understood the significance of the Bear

THE CHAMP. said...

raspberries are underatted as a fruit.

tem said...

bears are cool.

tem said...

bear madness +4

blue said...

here is the Blue Bear

Beth said...

I like the bear.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Ratt is an underrated band.

Big Brother's Brother said...

to sound really gay.. i would totally fuck that bear.

tem said...

is RATT still together or did they all die?

blue said...

many have tried BBB, few have succeeded

Big Brother's Brother said...

shit, beastiality?

damn..

blue said...

is that where having a RATT tail came from?

I'm thinking about growing me one of those

Big Brother's Brother said...

Bridge to Terabithia was a pretty solid flick.

Big Brother's Brother said...

beth has a rat tail, but its of ass hair.

blue said...

here's a pretty good rat tail

tem said...

that thought is gross.

tem said...

rat tail was deadly.

tem said...

but i bounced backed.

Winger was overrated.

blue said...

the celtics signed eddie house, so now they only have 4 open roster spots

tem said...

i have lots of TPS to do, but the dipshits downstairs gave me reports from march through june.

i had to inform them that march is not in the second QTR and reports showing me totals from march 1 through june 30 are worthless to me.

tem said...

i am going to make them a sign or something that details out what QTRs which months are in.

tem said...

I hear the Celts are trying to get Michael Cooper and Paul Shirley.

blue said...

Durant is going to make his NBA debut in Denver.

Might be worth buying tickets to go see him in Game 1.

blue said...

Paul Shirley's agent has made 318 calls to Danny Ainge in the last 2 days

tem said...

Shaw over Brady is retarded in that who's NOW stuff.

oh wait, the whole thing was retarded.

tem said...

Paul Shirley has an agent?

blue said...

you don't think that Paul Shirley got his book deal without an agent do you?

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy is catching up quick, 7 home runs through wednesday against anybody else would be really good.

blue said...

we're all rooting for you spiff

Beth said...

Keep your mind away from my ass BBB, I have no idea where your mind has been (and don't want to know).

tem said...

so does that mean his statement is accurate?

tem said...

i figured Simmons got Shirley the book deal.

Big Brother's Brother said...

that aint a rat tail, thats a rat mane, mayyyyyyne.


beth, dont play shy now.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My team sucks dick

isiah thomas said...

WTMW this AM.

W...T....M.

isiah thomas said...

Giradi coming to KC. You watch.


The Weasel is getting his "Weasel Stoooopid Comment of the Day" out of the way early today.

isiah thomas said...

someone link-up the trampoline bear, that's hysterical.

isiah thomas said...

Weasel are you putting your money where your weasel-mouth is and betting a lifetime LOV ban if Iowa doesn't go 11-1?


Pussy.

THE CHAMP. said...

Shiley is dying to hook up with Scalabrine

THE CHAMP. said...

good to see you zeke.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke,
didnt you say n. illinois would beat iowa!?!?!??!?!? i take this statement 100% literally!!!!! put your money where your mouth(typing fingers) is!!!!!

you pussy loving tittysucker, you got vagina breath from eating some pussy, burn

isiah thomas said...

if you haven't checked ESPN's latest gimmick about the HOF players playing now you must do so.

It is offensive.

isiah thomas said...

I'm going to start incorporating "tittysucker" into my everyday vocab.

isiah thomas said...

Weasel actually spelled out the "W"'s and "L"'s on Iowa's schedule....he should make the bet.

DO IT.

mittsucker

isiah thomas said...

"Depending on the weekend, we'll be up to 11, so I don't think there's anybody that can say that I haven't made a Herculean effort," he said. "In fact, I've been having a lot of people who are stunned that I'm still at this."


Attending 11 ballgames is torture, good call Bud.

Big Brother's Brother said...

-The Weasel is getting his "Weasel Stoooopid Comment(S) of the Day" out of the way early today.-

zeke, keep reading.. there were plenty.

and spiff makes me chuckle heartily.

Mills said...

I put Iowa 11-1 or 10-2.

Penn. St is a toss-up.

If we went to a 9-3 bet, I would consider wagering LOV lifetime Ban for either Me or Zeke.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Bud is sacrificing his power lunches for the sake of the game.

truly an admirable effort.

Mills said...

i injuries are pretty tough to call.

Mills said...

What do you say Zeke?

Lifetime ban bet between me and you.

Regular Season.

Iowa goes at least 9-3, and you leave.

8-4 and I am gone.

isiah thomas said...

I usually try to read all the comments, once the weasel pattern emerged I just did a scroll by.

srollllll on byyyyyyyy *isaac hayes voice

isiah thomas said...

No weasel, the bet is 11-1 as you proclaimed yesterday. 11-1. Don't be a pussy.

Mills said...

i said 11-1 or 10-2. Go recheck the post ass.

@ Penn. St is a toss-up.

You are asking me to make a wager without knowing anything regarding injuries or anything.

that should give me an extra loss out there. 9-3 is a top 15 season.

you are backing down?

Mills said...

Let it be known you are still a giant pussy.

my team has to win 9 games. for a team that was UNDER .500 last year, that is pretty tough to do.

isiah thomas said...

i said 11-1 or 10-2. Go recheck the post ass.

exactly what I said weasel : YOU PROCLAIMED 11-1.

Back it up, now its "9-3"?

Make the bet, 11-1. Shun your inner weasel and make the bet.

Mills said...

Anyone that guarantees a 10 win season is stupid.

I will bet lifetime ban on the Iowa-N. Ill. game if you want. still.

it was 2 weeks yesterday. i will go lifetime if you want.

isiah thomas said...

You make the statement then won't back it up.

And I'm the giant pussy?

o.....k.

You said 11-1 first, stand on your hind legs behind your statement.

Mills said...

thought i would give you a whole sesason to sweat over though instead.

Mills said...

FUCKING LIAR.

Mills said...
Iowa should go 11-1 or 10-2.

2007 Schedule
DATE OPPONENT RESULT/TIME
09/01 at N Illinois 3:30 PM W
09/08 Syracuse 8:05 PM W
09/15 at Iowa St 1:30 PM W
09/22 at Wisconsin 8:00 PM L
09/29 Indiana 12:05 PM W
10/06 at Penn State TBD W/L
10/13 Illinois TBD W
10/20 at Purdue TBD W
10/27 Mich St TBD W
11/03 at N'western TBD W
11/10 Minnesota TBD W
11/17 W Michigan TBD W

2:44 PM

isiah thomas said...

I'll say this for the last time weasel, the "Iowa will lose to N. Illinois" comment was an sarcasm/exaggeration in response to your stoooooopid claim of Iowa going 11-1. Go re-read the comments.

Then re-read Spiffg's comment.

Mills said...

2:44 yesterday. Check it out (man)ass munch

Mills said...

You still are sticking by your 11-1 definitive statement?

Don't let the truth hold you back fucking moron.

isiah thomas said...

Mills said...
Iowa should go 11-1 or 10-2.


Maybe I'm not reading the part about you saying Iowa should go 11-1 incorrectly.

Maybe 11-1 DOES mean 9-3. My bad.

Mills said...

I gave a one loss swing based on Penn. St.

That is a toss-up.

Did it with Mich and Wisc too.

isiah thomas said...

so you're saying you never typed "Iowa should go 11-1"?

You're being that guy?

isiah thomas said...

Weasel make the 11-1 bet, quick showing your wizards sleeve.

blue said...

time for another TJW diary:

in this weeks episode, the teej is telling us about his trip to a friend's wedding....score!

-blah blah blah...nothing worth writing about other than the teej forgot his belt...oh booo hooo.

-oh, and the teej forgot a tie too. who fucking packed this guy Helen Keller?

-the teej smokes 15 cigs on his drive...no estimation of amount of time, but that typically means it was a 2 hour drive for him, maybe shorter

-the teej does not like E from entourage. Hits a little to close to home is my guess

-he gets to the hotel, sees his roommate, luckily there are two beds, but something tells me they might end up pushing those beds together.

-teej gets some booze and goes to the hottub

-teej listens to Aaron Carter...because he's 14.

-too many mosquitos in this city

-decides to skip out on the strip club because he wants to eat doritos...i'm falling asleep

-teej plays golf and makes a threesome joke. My eyes are actually bleeding right now

-more jokes about sucky lives...if only they knew the 7-11 story.

-teej won't go to the mall alone, because that would be sooooo uncool.

-"hewitt is with me and in the mall parking lot my god ..our future possible wife is in the car infront of us" they're both going to marry her? wtf? is she mormon?

-teej buys some small wife beaters...the tighter the better

-wedding lasts an hour, but the reception isn't for like 2 hours after the end of the ceremony. Maybe this is normal, but to me, that's weird

-teej sits at a table with old cougars. two are the slutty 40 year old type. He's gonna score

-teej bows out and lets his two buddies have the 2 cougars. but at the last minute "ried...pulls a weasel move and jumps in the cab back with wood, hewitt and the cougs and makes the numbers odd..this pisses me off cause i would not bow out to that weasel..but i bowed out to a friend and that guy pulls that move"

-Mills was apparently at the wedding.

-weasels are awful

-teej decides to use "option 2" which consists of hanging out in his hotel room playing music hoping some chick randomly walks into his room. this has never worked according to him. I don't think women would be too excited about walking in on a dude beating off to Aaron Carter music, but i'm not sure.

-end of story

super awesome.

Mills said...

Do you think even Meiz would do a lifetime ban bet at 11-1 with Wisc. or Keith and OSU?

No.

9-3 is more than reasonable for you.

Obviously you are a little bitch and afraid of losing your precious LOV.

isiah thomas said...

I love teejer diaries.

isiah thomas said...

Do you think even Meiz would do a lifetime ban bet at 11-1 with Wisc. or Keith and OSU?

No.

9-3 is more than reasonable for you.

Obviously you are a little bitch and afraid of losing your precious LOV.

Keither nor Deke made bold claims about their teams going 11-1.

Make the bet, stand behind your statement.

Mills said...

wanna take it down to a 3 week ban so that you don't have to lose this precious place forever. I know you would probably kill yourself if you did cuz you have no fucking real life.

Mills said...

back to tps.
zeke. grow a pair.

blue said...

Major Harris

Dan The Man said...

I thought I was posting today...fuckers

Dan The Man said...

You all are a bunch of bitch ass clowns. Screw you all

isiah thomas said...

..u can never have enough beaters so we grab smalls..these are gonna be tight!!! but awesome!!!...

the teej never disappoints

isiah thomas said...

weasel you made the statement, stand behind it. Don't be a pusssy.

Either make the bet or say that you were stoooopid for saying it.

Don't weasel out though.

blue said...

yeah, and don't go jumping in a cab when 2 dudes are taking some cougars home

blue said...

because that's a weasel move too

Big Brother's Brother said...

weazy, u do realize that what zeke did (make an outrageous claim) is the same thing you did, except youre trying to (unsuccessfully) ream him for it.

this is kinda like when u rag people for not bringing new insults to the table, yet you stick with the same old shit.

... ah yes i forgot, this is the part where you say u were making a joke out of the irony of it all and that the joke was too layered for any of us to comprehend..

enter your favorite excuses in the comments below! and make sure to include "WHY"!

blue said...

weazy, LOF

Big Brother's Brother said...

ftr, i have never heard of that major mutha'ucka before yesterday.

he apparently was not the shhhh.

blue said...

i never get the irony...oh the irony

blue said...

Hot route...Hot route!!!

Red Seven! Red Seven!!!

Mills said...

blue --

V-mart for sheff

Mills said...

posted on LOF.

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy is desperate for a catcher

Mills said...

No -- blue asked.

That is the only person on his squad I want.

Big Brother's Brother said...

what i wanna know is.. did Teej set up a video camera in his room while he was waiting for his mistress (mister) of the night?

Spaceman Spiff said...

just cuz blue asked dont mean youre not

isiah thomas said...

teej has been off of his game recently....this is what the 2nd or 3rd update without a daterape?

blue said...

yeah, he's been a lonely fellow lately

Big Brother's Brother said...

i wonder how our little wop baby is doing.

isiah thomas said...

when do they introduce marinara sauce to the lil chitlin?

day 2?

isiah thomas said...

I hope EP isn't elbow deep in dirty diapies.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i picture her getting drunk on wine and wearing gaudy earrings.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The lesson as always- Don't have kids.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think she was born in the sauce.


"that blood looks a little thick... and kinda spicy"

Big Brother's Brother said...

not mad, just upset.

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