Wednesday, August 22, 2007

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JFreak said...

"Dun na na na na naaaaa.
Dun na na, Dun na na.
Dun na na, Dun na na."

"You need to specify the song."


Sportscenter Theme

Spaceman Spiff said...

hell of a angels-yankees game, mussina got shelled as expected

big night for chonnie chone chone as zeke had figgy, vlad, and arod with good or great nights

El Padrino said...

garret anderson = 10 ribbies

and also celebrated his 198th birthday

El Padrino said...

braves choked again beth
mets with a "pennant style" win last night

good times

El Padrino said...

eddie griffin's teef were the only way they identified him

burn baby burn

ToddPacker said...

big win for the mets last night

ToddPacker said...

excellent post today.... some of jug's best work

ToddPacker said...

good LoVad last night

El Padrino said...

anything i need to peep?

ToddPacker said...

tem was funny.... the line about beth made me laugh

El Padrino said...

too lazy

jugdish said...

We won one of our playoff softball games last night on a two out, two run walk off walk (that's hard to say).

Explanation: Its a coe-ed beer league with weird rules. If a guy walks, he gets two bases, and we had the bases loaded.

Beth said...

As much as I hate to admit it, Tem's line about me made me laugh too.

Of course from what he said about fmtem, that line applied to her last night too, well at least once he repositioned her comatose body.

jugdish said...

Not sure I want to go back and read that now.

THE CHAMP. said...

i hate when people walk in softball. swing the effin bat maaaaaaayne

ever play in a one-pitch tournament? those are fun.

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El Padrino said...

blogger was down, i'll admit it
i was lost without lov

JFreak said...

anyone out there?

El Padrino said...

i'm here
freak whens the keeper draft again?

Beth said...

"blogger was down, i'll admit it
i was lost without lov"

Not sure if that should be commended or pitied EP. :-)

JFreak said...

Sunday at 9:45, I think.

blue said...

Yeah, google sucks bowls

JFreak said...

How 'bout that Cubs comeback last night?

5 runs in the top of the 9th.

blue said...

fuck garret anderson

El Padrino said...

linecum was cruising

JFreak said...

10:45, not 9:45

blue said...

so..the word on the street today is that Vick will probably face state charges in Virginia now too. As long as they don't duplicate the fed charges. Animal Cruelty and dogfighting are what he'll be charged with...which weirdly don't overlap with the feds.

The animal cruelty penalty is 5 years max for each count, so since he kilt 8 dogs, he (theoretically) could have to serve 40 years.

blue said...

although the sentences would probably be served concurrently instead of consecutively, meaning he'd only serve 5 years total for all 8 counts.

blue said...

I wonder if tem has built a dyke around his house yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, i dont care how badly you need wins, do not ever pick up brett tomko again, hes always awful

blue said...

zeazy is doing his pitching adds and drops thing again.

blue said...

can you do that during the playoffs?

I would guess so, your rosters aren't set are they?

El Padrino said...

cant beleive they trot him out, dodgers dont have one decent arm in thier system?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Blogger

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was also lost without LoV. Didn't know what to do.

ns

El Padrino said...

deke i will post a fantasy football top 100 on friday

it may be useful for you

Lou said...

WTF! WTF! WTF!

Lou said...

and on a lighter note...Waaaay to go Bill!!

Beth said...

From lou's link:

"He's become spiteful, I am not sure why, said his mother".

She's kidding right? He's 5 years old and was set on fire and she's confused why he's spiteful?!

Lou said...

at least he has the 75 virgins to look forward too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke i will post a fantasy football top 100 on friday

it may be useful for you"

I'm gonna need to see some credentials.

blue said...

there's a lot of spite in that kid.

he should write a blog

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Spiff, I need to invite you to draft my team. I need a method. Maybe send me an email via the baseball league?

JFreak said...

"It isn't illegal to drive a golf cart in city traffic in Sweden"

I know what I'm rolling in if I ever go to Sweden.

blue said...

from lou's second article

"Murray was among the early cast members of NBC's "Saturday Night Live." He was nominated for an Oscar for 2003's "Lost in Translation." His screen credits also include the 1980 golfing comedy, "Caddyshack"; "Groundhog Day"; and "Rushmore."

who the fuck doesn't know Bill Murray?

blue said...

"oh, that Bill Murray. I thought it was Bill from purchasing"

El Padrino said...

Devout student of game due to gambling addiction
Insightful, usually dead on NFL previews (last year I picked Colts/Bears SB with Colts winning)

fantasy football GM since 2003
2 time champion (2003,2006)
Runner up in 2005
46" wingspan
6 pizza slices in one sitting (18")

JFreak said...

Lavell Crawford is funny

blue said...

I didn't know Jason Whitlock did stand up comedy

El Padrino said...

what a fan man

El Padrino said...

*fat

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That 46" wingspan scares me. are you two feet tall?

El Padrino said...

no, i couldnt logically think of a number for wingspan so i just said 46"

hahahhahhahahahaa

El Padrino said...

wes parker instead of keith hernandez

what a joke

El Padrino said...

maybe there is pitbulls on it

El Padrino said...

starbury was funny
he said people kill animals all the time with guns, whats the big deal

El Padrino said...

zeke the Dbags have cost me alot of money the past two days but I cant say no to Webb tonight

El Padrino said...

Lines are out for NCAA games on 9/1


*TOTAL ERECTION

isiah thomas-holth said...

zeazy is doing his pitching adds and drops thing again.

1) zeazy? that's the best you got blue?

2) I pitched-n-ditched last week, not this week, Tomko was scratched from his start and for some reason I kept him on the roster.

Nice try though blue.

El Padrino said...

it's like im the only kid in the balls at mc donalds

isiah thomas-holth said...

and great post jug, short and to the point.

Big Brother's Brother said...

that burn story makes me sick. NS.

that shit is vile.

El Padrino said...

Rutgers is giving Buffalo 32 points.

Lay the wood.

isiah thomas-holth said...

dbags can't get any timely hitting.

the tied the game at 2 last night and had the bases loaded one out, a K and flyout later they were dun.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I was talking to a guy here yesterday about CFB lines, said the only ones he liked so far was Iowa St vs someone and the ND line looked odd.

El Padrino said...

usc giving 45 to Idaho st.

ouch, 45...must make the AD at Idaho St. feel good

isiah thomas-holth said...

freak the keeper league draft was PM right?

El Padrino said...

ND giving three to Gtech

in south bendover

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke, sent you an email

ep, your wing span should be your height, for future reference, if youre gonna make something up

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea its PM

El Padrino said...

ok so that would be about 70" wingspan deke

*assist to spiff

El Padrino said...

iowa st @ home -4 vs kent st.

isiah thomas-holth said...

spiff - proxy sites can you please list some?

blue said...

actually that USC game is IDaho, not Idaho State.

El Padrino said...

right idaho
u get the point tho

blue said...

my vandals are gonna get wrecked by USC the first week.

blue said...

huge payout though, that's why the AD scheduled that game.

money means more than wins up there

El Padrino said...

rock the mic like a vandal

El Padrino said...

and they shouldnt be called vandals, maybe spuds would be better

isiah thomas-holth said...

spiffg - how bad is chone's wrist?

blue said...

I will use this time to refer people to sign up for the pick'em leagues listed about 3 posts back on LOF

isiah thomas-holth said...

Idaho Taters

blue said...

"and they shouldnt be called vandals, maybe spuds would be better"

they don't grow potatoes in that part of the state.

El Padrino said...

so, the state they play in does
i'm certain they dont vandalize

isiah thomas-holth said...

yeah EP, its in the classy, civilized part of town - they have Denny's and Applebee's for fucks sake.

blue said...

no, up north, they have nazi's and the aryan nation...thus why i'm a racist

El Padrino said...

and maybe a Boulder's Creek steakhouse, maybe

El Padrino said...

it's time for me to Wiki Idaho and make fun of it

blue said...

Up north they don't have shit, it's all small towns and mountains.

blue said...

go ahead EP

El Padrino said...

"The state motto is Esto Perpetua (Latin for "Let it be perpetual")."

fascinating

blue said...

I'll help you out

Spaceman Spiff said...

try this proxy zeke

El Padrino said...

eh not mush humor out of it as i thought

isiah thomas-holth said...

blocked

Spaceman Spiff said...

dunno bout chone, he's just day to day right now, didnt even notice when he got hurt yesterday, thought they were just resting him in the blowout

El Padrino said...

Idaho? No you da ho!

never gets old

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Brandon Webb-

Yeah, no chance Suppan beats him.

(ns)

El Padrino said...

i will dance to madness

El Padrino said...

whoa

isiah thomas-holth said...

Sunday : 9PM Eastern

Brazil vs USA

Our first glimpse of The Captain!

Spaceman Spiff said...

try this proxy

this one

this one

this one

El Padrino said...

deke please

no mushing me

blue said...

one of the sororities made shirts that said I-DA-HO...U-DA-Bitch


or something like that.

isiah thomas-holth said...

They started playing his Maytag commercial again recenlty....this one didn't have subtitles (ns).

El Padrino said...

deep throat is from there
(felt)

isiah thomas-holth said...

thanks for the links spiffg but all blocked. Damn you nazis.

blue said...

shamoff went off on team usa today...he got pimp slapped again, because bitch doesn't know anything about usa basketball.

he kept talking up argentina, and argentina isn't bringing their A game players

El Padrino said...

why doesnt he just quit and write poetry or something

die shamoff

die

Spaceman Spiff said...

this one

this one

this one

El Padrino said...

i'm also blocked
on whatever it is

isiah thomas-holth said...

shammy has no shame and his sucklers have no heart.

isiah thomas-holth said...

all blocked : w-t-h nazi's? Don't you remember laughter?

isiah thomas-holth said...

I can't wait to see The Captain, even if his team will get ran off the court.

blue said...

Brasil will probably have the #2 team in the tourney. Nene is playing, and so is Varajeao I believe

isiah thomas-holth said...

blue with another pimp slap to shammy, well done blue.

shammy's blog is shameful.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I can't wait to see The Captain, even if his team will get ran off the court.

*by team USA

blue said...

ahahahaha

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Spiff, the invite has been sent.

El Padrino said...

the Indian Shawn Kemp

isiah thomas-holth said...

Damn spree, pay dem bills son

Spaceman Spiff said...

offerman 'flipbook' kind of video

they go through all the pics so its kind of like watching it happen

isiah thomas-holth said...

His latest wife, Saburi, who has given him seven children, was first married to his eldest son Shiv Lal, who died 10 years ago.

El Padrino said...

#27 manhandled people

isiah thomas-holth said...

blue set up a link to the main page of espn on shammy's blog, tell them you can read another version of his blog in the headlines in the upper right.

El Padrino said...

and they are more accurate

blue said...

I'll do that tomorrow.

Only once per day, except on OCP days

El Padrino said...

and then tell him to go fuck a goat

blue said...

offerman never let go of that bat, even when the catcher was manhandling him

blue said...

the worst shammy news ever was revealed the other day.

deadspin is letting him write a weekly college football column

El Padrino said...

death to deadspin

isiah thomas-holth said...

shammy says that eddie griffin died in a tragic accident....

uhh pretty sure he off'd himself, nice "reporting" shammy

and "go fuck a goat" is underrated (ns), gonna starting throwing that in the everyday rotation.

isiah thomas-holth said...

so he'll write a weekly column pimping his wife's team? interesting (s)

blue said...

go fuck a weasel is solid too

blue said...

"so he'll write a weekly column pimping his wife's team?"

TP will be an avid reader/fan now.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Nolan Richardson is coaching Mexico's national hoops team.

ns

blue said...

40 minutes of hell in spanish is

"cuarenta minutos del infierno"

isiah thomas-holth said...

40 minutes of hell in spanish is

or its "I'll have 4 soft tacos and 2 enchiritos"

blue said...

that hell lasts longer than 40 minutes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's not hell. It's heaven.

El Padrino said...

wtf on nolan

isiah thomas-holth said...

deke - goes down as heaven, can come out as hell.

Spaceman Spiff said...

defnitely having taco beezy for lunch today now

El Padrino said...

anyone see the shoot em up trailer?

goodness gracious

blue said...

TP is going to play football this season?

El Padrino said...

anyone enjoy fish tacos

i know they are popular out west

blue said...

"We might, we may end up, uh, giving 'em two minutes of hell and … 38 what the hell are we doing"


this is called "the atlanta hawks way"

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'm partial to shrimp tacos/burritos.

blue said...

wahoo! fish tacos are all right, same with rubio's but i'm not really a fan.

it's not like it's quality fish they use, but still a bit above the filet-o-fish

ToddPacker said...

"TP is going to play football this season?"


i didn't laugh at this.... not at all

ToddPacker said...

tps hitting hard today

blue said...

where is tem today?

did he just say "fuck it" when blogger was down earlier.

where is the dedication

Spaceman Spiff said...

love fish tacos

Spaceman Spiff said...

beer batter makes the fish quality

El Padrino said...

i had mahi mahi one's in mexico

solid fucking taco
but havent found anything close to that since

Spaceman Spiff said...

i go to vegas between 6 and 100 times a year, but never been to me-heeeeeeeeee-ko

Lou said...

DS -

Has he gotten a job yet? Or is he still depending on his wife? (a.k.a. deadbeat)

El Padrino said...

get on it spiff
it's like a 2 hr flight to cabo

if i were rich i'd get a place there, almost bought a timeshare at one of the hotels

El Padrino said...

his job is to make sure the pantry is in alphabetically order

El Padrino said...

*alphabetical

El Padrino said...

LUNCH TIME

Lou said...

must be nice though, sitting around on your ass all day, trying make a career (that's never going to happen) out of a blog that by definition blows.

---------------------------------

I need to find me a sugar momma.

blue said...

lou just needs some sugar

JFreak said...

steve's picture doesn't work.

El Padrino said...

the chicken cutlet is so versatile

Big Brother's Brother said...

let alone calling EG an "accident"...

"Eddie Griffin was killed in an accident, thus ending the life of one of the more cautionary tales in recent NBA history. Griffin was a prodigious talent – quite possibly one of the best prep power forwards in the last 20 years. -ds"


please re-read the last line of that statement. people take this guy seriously?

El Padrino said...

i have afternoon baseball action

JFreak said...

Looks like Zeke has a new hang out spot

El Padrino said...

zeke you read the michgan piece on wwl, i'm pumped

isiah thomas-holth said...

yeah I peeped game on it.

if everyone stays healthy UM has the ability to score 35 a game easily. Even if the D takes a step back 35 a game will keep them in every ball game.

El Padrino said...

go minny go!

isiah thomas-holth said...

mongorian bbq for lunch today

isiah thomas-holth said...

and the trim running around the high-end shops in s-dizzle is feeeeee-nominal.

Big Brother's Brother said...

just peeped Blue's droppings on the ds shitfest.. vitriolic my friend. nice.

Spaceman Spiff said...

bad news deke, no go for the draft, friend is moving across the country for career, gots to go to the festivities on sunday, you have some really bad luck with that draft time/day

Spaceman Spiff said...

looks like youre gonna have to either pre-rank a couple hundred players or settle on a cubs fan to draft for you

keith s said...

zeke
I went to dinner last night at Uno's down on Mill. It's heaven down there right now.

Big Brother's Brother said...

UM footy gives me large wood.


*large with regards to panda dick

keith s said...

Carr will find a way to lead them to a 9-3 season.

El Padrino said...

yeah sunday 1pm is rough deke
my draft got changed to tonight so if i'm home i'll draft for you but there are no gtee's

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dude, what the fuck? This sucks.

I cleared all my pre-rankings for you.

So...uhhh...freak, whatcha doin' on sunday?

isiah thomas-holth said...

you've mentioned mill a few times, I need to get down there, we never get down that far.

Lou said...

What ever happened to Mills/Weazzy ya'll finally run him off?

isiah thomas-holth said...

if UM doesn't smoke OSU by at least 21 this season then Carr should be gone.

It's a win-win-win, UM beats OSU...win, OSU wins - Carr is done - win, then UM fans win.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

okay. I'm really leaning on you, EP

keith s said...

Yeah it's different than up there. It's a bunch of naive, not yet jaded, half-dressed college chicks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that draft time is a popular time to do stuff i guess, zeke and EP both have other drafts exactly then, and I have to leave at exactly 10 am

keith s said...

I'll make a bet if I get 21 pts.

isiah thomas-holth said...

UM will fumble AT LEAST one of these games : Oregon, ND, PSU, Wisc

not to mention the OSU game.

if they have any semblance of a D they should be undefeated going into OSU.

Spaceman Spiff said...

and obviously you are busy then

El Padrino said...

they will be
the offense is too good

carr is a dog though

isiah thomas-holth said...

I knew I should have qualified my "by 21 pts" statement.

"by 21 pts" = UM should easily defeat them/throttle/kick-the-shit-out-of.

not necessarily by 21 pts but it shouldn't be a close game.

El Padrino said...

carr = winkler in waterboy
before he grew a pair

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'm too scurred of Sheriff Joe to go get wasted down there and drive back.

isiah thomas-holth said...

mongorian bbq time, lazy-eyed BOOYA

keith s said...

Yeah I didn't drink @ Uno's. But we went to Gordon Biersch afterwards and I had a few pops there. But you're right, there's tons of po-po down there

blue said...

sounds like keith had a "rough" sick day yesterday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

6 poops today. I think I'm constipated.

keith s said...

It was a sick day. The night was ok though.

keith s said...

MADNESS - if nobody else is going to take it.

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