Sunday, August 12, 2007

It doesn't matter what's written here.

Tiger.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

stupid bitches should not play poker

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, hope you don't think you're getting joba, you can have ankiel

Spaceman Spiff said...

corbin got crushed this week

Spaceman Spiff said...

nvm, weazy probly has ankiel locked

Keith S said...

What about smart bitches?

Spaceman Spiff said...

they can play

Keith S said...

Did you play a tourney or were you at a limit table?

Spaceman Spiff said...

2-3 blinds, no limit table, not tourney. a fat woman sits down in the open seat, plunks her huge purse on the table, gets money and an ipod out. first hand shes in, she raises to 15, i look down to see A-10 suited, call,and we're heads up. flop is A-7-3 rainbow. she bets 20 and i raise 65 more(all her money) she calls quickly and flips over 8-8. her response was 'what can i do, most of my money was in there' the turn was an 8 and she won the pot. i rooted against her heavily after that and by the time i got my stack back up, she went broke because she sucks

El Padrino said...

nice work spiff

i was all over chamberlain, yahoo sucks balls

El Padrino said...

that guy that Tiger beat was funny
he thinks he's better than tiger

what are him and Roy S. best buddies?

El Padrino said...

*in a stupid southern or texas accent

"but i beat him today"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tem said...

someone swiped chamberlain from you el pad? you've been talking about that dude for a week.

tem said...

Rush Hour 3 only did 50 million. JAckie Chan is pissed probably.

tem said...

its hot as balls in the office today.

tem said...

merv griffin dead.

since my theory of deaths happening in 3s has been terribly off lately, there will only be one other celeb death today or tommorow. big celeb that everyone would have heard of.

as usual a thing of graeters to whoever guesses which celeb dies in the next couple days.

El Padrino said...

this effects my job

El Padrino said...

i'm not first on the waiver thing tem


fucking yahoo puts them on waivers to be "fair"

El Padrino said...

the flava flav comedy central roast was HIGFUCKINGLARIOUS


i recomend

El Padrino said...

50MM is still pretty good, that means about 150-200MM

maybe 300MM worldwide
not bad

tem said...

yahoo is dumb.

tem said...

50MM? I don't get that from the article, did I miss it?

El Padrino said...

"Rush Hour 3 only did 50 million. JAckie Chan is pissed probably."

my 50MM comment was in regards to this

El Padrino said...

that article i linked has 4 of our customers

the hedge fund business has tripled in business the last 3-5 years but now the losses that some of them have piled are in the BILLIONS, it's getting a little crazy

this is why you have record vloumes on NYSE and record peaks and valleys, every day is a record setting day

it's nuts
i've been on wall street 7 years now and i've never seen a summer so busy as this one, usually there is a lull, no lull this year

buckle up

tem said...

oh, ok.

tem said...

i'm a moron.

tem said...

hedge funds remind me of hedge hogs.

hedge hogs are cool.

tem said...

Also, today's post was in depth and deep. good work.

El Padrino said...

tem just me and you right now
it's like we got to happy hour early or something

El Padrino said...

and today's supposed to be my punishment day

El Padrino said...

this guy is really hard on himself

tem said...

i know, punishment is off to a slow start.

tem said...

you'd think beth would have been on the ball with that.

tem said...

chinese businessmen do not take failure well.

tem said...

well we may be here early, but at least the bar's open.

tem said...

the guy that runs the brewery we own or at least own a lot of is in the office across from mine talking business.


it is fascinating listening to him talk about kegs, and huge mixers and hops and new beers.

tem said...

and by "we" i mean the family that i work for.

Beth said...

Dammit, I KNEW I was forgetting something this morning!! Ok EP, here you go. Your new name is "Proud papa of a Braves fan!" and here's your pic for the day. (Hopefully the pic sizing is ok.)

Thank god for photoshop and friends who know how to use it (thanks go out to "King Trey"!).

tem said...

beth how could you forget?

tem said...

-2 helmet stickers.


but +1 for the pic.

tem said...

+1 more if that is actually a pic of el pads bundle of joy.

El Padrino said...

i have to say
pretty clever

i though it'd be something slightly different

nice work elizabeth

El Padrino said...

gimme a minute to switch

Beth said...

Yeah, I deserve the -2 helmet stickers Tem for forgetting, no argument there. It's amazing how a "real job" affects your memory though.

Beth said...

And yes, that is the actual little EP photoshopped into the pic.

tem said...

well then you netted a 0 sticker morning.

that's a good job of recovering from the -2.

tem said...

yesterday i saw some dude on his motorcycle. his helmet had helmet stickers on it just like Ohio State has.

tem said...

i bet that is a Chipper jersey too.

Beth said...

That'd be a dangerous helmet if he ever travels thru Michigan.

Beth said...

Actually, the baby pic is one I found on the internet, the only thing changed is that it now has Emma Riley's pic in it.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

do i need to re-format this or something

the pic aint updating

help me

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

i need to make it a url

Beth said...

EP, I think that's the same problem that I've had before using the new blogger - you have to get the URL from a different source than just using the link I gave you earlier to the pic. Here's a link to instructions.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

no one is helpin me

tem said...

i always just post the pic on my blog. and then use the instructions from blogger to get it to work.

tem said...

and if you do that there is 2 urls you can copy and paste. and you gotta use the second one.

tem said...

test

tem said...

http://bp1.blogger.com/_8b-5imCgqQw/RsBl0M5_BnI/AAAAAAAAABQ/gJkRPai7yeY/s320/little%252BElPad%252Bas%252BBraves%252Bfan..jpg



that should work.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

i posted the pic on LOF and enlarged and copied and paste it into my profile settings but that doesnt work

you have to change the url
beth u wanna do it for me
(assuming you know how)
i'll give you my passwords and then change them

tem said...

fuck cut n paste blows.

tem said...

http://bp1.blogger.com/_8b-
5imCgqQw/RsBl0M5_BnI/
AAAAAAAAABQ/
gJkRPai7yeY/s320/
little%252BElPad%252
Bas%252BBraves%252Bfan..jpg

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

nevermind tem is a genius

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

thanks yo

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

ugh, this pains me

tem said...

use that URL for it, but make sure it is all connected.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

proud papa punishment Z

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

oh well

Beth said...

That's above my head EP, but it seems Tem has it figured out so try his URL.

And Tem, I think you should keep that pic today too. :-)

Beth said...

Good job EP.

Now remember to save a copy of this pic for Emma's baby book.

tem said...

it would be amusing if we all used the pic today.

Beth said...

Too bad Mrs. EP doesn't lurk like fmtem does, it'd be classic for her to randomly come on LOV and find her daughter's pic all done up as a Braves fan. :-)

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

hahahahhahahhahaa




no it wouldnt

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

thank god she doesnt
she's read some of it before though

not amused

tem said...

fmtem is only slightly amused by the blog.


she'd be more amused if she got the jokes.

she thinks blue really is racist.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

who doesnt

tem said...

weasel doesn't

tem said...

i will now scour youtube to find the drunk color commentator from the browns chiefs game.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

rick sutcliffe called the browns/chiefs game?

tem said...

i don't know who it was, but I got it DVRed.

I need to figure out to get it from the DVR to a DVD or something portable. And then to youtube.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

brad daughtery covers Nascar?

wtf

Beth said...

Well whoever said last week that Monday is a slow day for a punishment wasn't kidding. So far it's just been the 3 of us. Where's Blue? Where's Deke?

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

Madden tomorrow
I forgot to take off

tem said...

I am enjoying NCAA on the X-Box. I am looking forward to some Madden action.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

i try and finish my baseball season before i play Madden every year

it never works out

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

maybe everyone died?

THE CHAMP. said...

what's the new thing with madden this year?

Last year it was the running features and i think the year before it was defense or qb vision.

THE CHAMP. said...

can i kill dogs in madden?

tem said...

i think this year it is gang tackling.

blue said...

gang bang in madden?

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

wow, pigs must be flying
me and zeke's trade went through

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

champ that was hilarious

blue said...

oh yeah, i forgot to veto that

(s)

THE CHAMP. said...

NFL 08 the Life.

you can go to strip clubs and start riots.

it's like GTA

blue said...

Beth-

nice work with the picture. Of course I don't understand why the hands are purple, but maybe I will someday

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

couple of new features

blue said...

do you ever play madden online?

blue said...

I had to take the mother in law to the aeropuerto this morning. the 30 minutes of silence was golden

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

IGN's reveiw

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

peyton got a 99

tem said...

hester got a 100 for speed i think.

Beth said...

Blue, the purple hands were from the original pic, I had nothing to do with that.

Beth said...

Oh yeah, madness.

tem said...

hester is 100 speed, 99 acc and 70 overall. he must suck at other things.

blue said...

I have 100 commenting speed on EA's blogger game

Big Brother's Brother said...

nothing.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

that timbaland song is hot to deft

guy just makes hits
year in year out

tem said...

and 100 in racism

Spaceman Spiff said...

you just a piano ma-a-an

blue said...

trick photography for PacMan

and who says wrestling is fake?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel like shit.

tem said...

pac man is cool.

because he went to WVU.


all the cool criminals went to WVU.


pac man, chris henry, quincy wilson.

tem said...

and with that

HUNGRY

blue said...

the guy who plays vinnie chase on entourage is dating Paris Hilton now

so vinnie has the herp

blue said...

to go back to what spiff was saying earlier about poker idiots.

I hate playing with people who don't understand the game. Yes, you can take money off of them, but there are times that them being an idiot pays off with luck and they take all your dough

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

so when's our fantasy draft?

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

i hope it wasnt yesterday

blue said...

I don't know, it wasn't yesterday, I know that

blue said...

our ESPN keeper league is saturday the 25th.

we still need one more guy

blue said...

the LoV league on yahoo is this sunday

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, it was yesterday, and you drafted mike vick number 1 overall

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, the lady won only 1 hand after her suck out, i was pleased to see her lose it all even if it wasnt straight back to me

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

aw damn

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

somebody tell rev's fat ass to join the fucking league

let's creampie his blog til he does

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

worse case i can get someone outside of the blogosphere

blue said...

that happened to me in a tournament...I can't remember the exact setup but a guy should not have stayed in, he was holding 5's or something low like that, I pushed all in knowing I had the best hand, and he called with a pair of 5's and hit the third five on the turn. In a tournament, that sucks balls. I was so pissed I wanted to kick him in the teeth.

isiah thomas-holth said...

blue is racist Fmtem, it's true.

Killing dogs on Madden '08 is the new hotness. If it's in the game....it's in the game.

blue said...

"blue is racist Fmtem, it's true"

I actually like NASCAR

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

gagne's numbers have been great since the trade


S

isiah thomas-holth said...

EP I saw that fool's quotes, what an idiot. He also said that when he's on his game there's no one better.

And Skip Bayless is a moron. He was making arguments against Tiger being great.

Tiger is the GOAT. period.

Spaceman Spiff said...

a few months back, one of the LA times sports writers went man to woman (NS) and now i have to look at its face everytime i visit the laker page, WTF.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

skip would argue with his own penis if you let him

he's a fool

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

Corby must be dead
i sent him a trade feeler and he didnt respond in the normal 5 seconds

him and weazy must be on "holiday"

isiah thomas-holth said...

and thanks for playing Fantasy MLB this season.....this is where C3 takes over the league.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'm not sure if he was arguing just for arguing's sake but damn if Bayless wasn't making Tiger out to be a chump.

"front runner"
"no comp"
etc, etc.

just mindless chatter for a national sports reporter.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, you will probly crush me this week, but i think i'll put up a fight

isiah thomas-holth said...

Rev is signed up for our LOV II league which drafts this Sunday at 12:30 PM PST.

blue said...

I'll probably lose to Rev's team this week to continue my fall out of the playoffs

isiah thomas-holth said...

spiffg - C3 is going on a murderous rampage. Mercy is for the weak.

Spaceman Spiff said...

LA time sports writer (from the bible)

isiah thomas-holth said...

C3 finishes with MLM and BTE the last two weeks. That will be a nice playoff preview.

blue said...

I remember when that happened Spiff

isiah thomas-holth said...

In the column, Penner describes the mental anguish as he came to grips with what he had been fighting for more than 40 years: "As extensive therapy and testing have confirmed, my brain was wired female.


WTF!!!!!!>!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

lets not count out the buttknuckles




S

Spaceman Spiff said...

i never heard of the guy, then once he goes female, its face and name are all up in my grill

isiah thomas-holth said...

who dropped Choney again?

Whoever it is I thank you.

And thanks to Corby for dropping Markakis.

isiah thomas-holth said...

C3 is 12-0-1 in the last 13 weeks with the lone tie being a 6-6 affair with Tyson Baby.

isiah thomas-holth said...

and I can't wait for Ankiel to fall flat on his face in 2 weeks. He won't keep this up.

blue said...

that nationals pitcher with the most wins this season, is a reliever...how sad is that.

isiah thomas-holth said...

and the Yanks are only 4 back now. O/U on weeks until Spiffg or his dad are dead?

3

Spaceman Spiff said...

how the hell did you tie with tyson baby?

isiah thomas-holth said...

its one of life's many mysteries spiffg.

tem said...

Short lunch today.

blue said...

i'll probably lose to rev this week

tem said...

now i don't know what to do, why am i back already?

tem said...

corby and mills both lost last week. they are consoling one another for sure.

blue said...

of my losses this season, i've lost to TP, H, and MVN, and then just two weeks ago to WC.

my team blows

isiah thomas-holth said...

looking back he got a bunch of w's from SP's and 4 saves from Jenks. I actually beat him K's and ERA and whip.

Most of my offense shit the bed and Howard and Victorino went off.

blue said...

i finish with Rev, brian peppers, and buttknuckles. Not an intimidating group but i'll probably go 0-3

tem said...

Garrison Hearst was on TV talking about Madden.

Apparently he was the 89 cover guy. Or 99. Or something. I was far away and it was hard to read the number.

isiah thomas-holth said...

um, BIS took a L from 3C this season.

isiah thomas-holth said...

nevermind I understand yer comment.

reebing is fundamental.

blue said...

yeah, that's not embarrasing. I was listing the crappy teams I lost to.

tem said...

MLMC is a WHIP machine.

blue said...

MLMC is pretty well positioned for the playoff, it's not mathematical yet, but it's close

isiah thomas-holth said...

and nice pic for EP's punishment, the name could have been a little more harsh though.

solid B overall.

tem said...

CCC lost to the moose cock early in the year.

isiah thomas-holth said...

C3 was a mess early in the season.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

i will win fantasy football
no worries

tem said...

last 3 weeks i play the top 3 teams. damn.

tem said...

el pad you should trade me reyes for a piece of lint.

isiah thomas-holth said...

EP if you autodraft you'll have no chance. This isn't a reflection of your GM skillz, just that autodraft really sucks.

isiah thomas-holth said...

with the addition of Lackey, and Burnett being back "healthy", C3 is in position for inter galactic domination.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

zeke, i know
last year that happened
also for baseball

the key is to draft yourself
i have to test that shit when i get home too

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

oh it's fire sale week for sure
i'd like to see this week goes though, with all the new additions

blue said...

bruce got an offer he can't refuse

Big Brother's Brother said...

wtf w/tmft

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

the bible on Madden

isiah thomas-holth said...

Gentlemens - may I please direct your attention to LOF for a few footyball questions.

isiah thomas-holth said...

when I had my 360, I didn't have the patience to sit down and "learn" the game. I ended up not playing Madden that much.

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

i'm saddended by zeke last comment

isiah thomas-holth said...

It saddens me.

isiah thomas-holth said...

although it was the first time I'd played Madden since N64....

tem said...

i did not play madden 07 at all.

isiah thomas-holth said...

get your voice heard on LOF, group majority will decide things otherwise it'll be an exec decision by me.

fair warning.

isiah thomas-holth said...

and Madden didn't give me the instant gratification of shooting someone in the head like COD did.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I peeped game on women's v-ball for a solid 10 minutes this weekend.

Always solid.

tem said...

bootie shorts are quality.

and bikini chicks are better.

blue said...

If Goodell suspends Vick, do you think that the WWE would give him a contract?

blue said...

I've got a hankerin for some PIE

blue said...

hankerin is a good word

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Deluxe dropped Figgins

tem said...

figgins likes cake.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'd like to jump out of a cake

proudpapaofa braves fan said...

what's that mean?

The gook letters i am referring to

Spaceman Spiff said...

zen

Big Brother's Brother said...

zen

Spaceman Spiff said...

or in some parts, phil jackson

Big Brother's Brother said...

triangle offense with one sharp side and 2 rounded edges.

i guess that'd make it more of a tear drop offense. one that makes you cry in pain from watching the sheer one-man-showness of it.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i have never been let down by the google. today is a first.

Big Brother's Brother said...

and im high steppin

Big Brother's Brother said...

zen all up in this bitch.


cool it out. preemie me.

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