Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Internet Tube

So, I've pretty much spent the last 5 hours wandering aimlessly about youtube. I figured it was a good way to spent my time. I've selected my five favorite.





Those two were light and fun. These next three are all high quality productions that appear to have taken quite a bit of work.





And my favorite. The dude doesn't know how to play the drums or piano, but makes a song. Awesome.

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JFreak said...

stupid pansies

OHHEMMGEE we can't have little Bobby being chased!!!1!11

They're all gonna grow up to be pussies.

ToddPacker said...

nice slide marlon

El Padrino said...

duque, 1:05 start = liquid lunch

ToddPacker said...

did rev drop a mastercard priceless joke on mets fans in the comments last night?.... i thought he was better than that

ToddPacker said...

must win

ToddPacker said...

why shawn green.... i would have rather seen gotay ph

JFreak said...

No met Z to start the day.

Lou said...

Linday Lohan

From TheSuperficial -
"Man, even in rehab this woman is unstoppable. She's like the Terminator, but instead of being programmed to kill she's been programmed to party. Earth could get hit by a meteor and Lindsay Lohan would be the only surviving creature, and instead of looking for other survivors or getting help, she'd just drink a beer and try to hump a corpse."


That's pretty funny.

tem said...

i hate schools. i hate teachers. i hate parents. i hate politicians.

next tuesday might be one hell of a temrant post.

Lou said...

schools?...check
teachers?...check
parents?...check
politicians?...check



Lou aggrees with tem.

ToddPacker said...

good hate, tem....

tem said...

TPS is wearing a ninja outfit and looks like it means business today.

tem said...

i'm going to try a jedi mind trick or some shit on it.

tem said...

1st video was funny. fat kid singing baby got back on the walmart speakers.

fat kid after he gets caught and yelled at by some lady: "so do i just walk away now?"


but my favorite part was when the walmart security guard said "right now i have grounds to arrest you for mischief"

there is so much wrong with that statement...i don't even know where to start.

El Padrino said...

i have tps issues as well

mine is balls naked, just wreaking havoc, running around throwing shit all over

tem said...

2nd vid is good. 5 seconds and someones get a ball in the face.

tem said...

el pad you have crazy naked monkey TPS. there is no cure.

tem said...

3rd one was some fight. i had seen it before so i did not finish it.

tem said...

next one is some guy going forward and everything else is in reverse.

good plot for a porn. this was not a porn.

tem said...

5th one is pretty cool. freak's description is pretty much spot on.


good vid picks freak.

Lou said...

The security guard was funny with his "grounds for arrest"

YOUR A FUCKING WAL-MART SECURITY GUARD!!! YOU CAN'T DO SHIT!!!

tem said...

and fat kid could have been arrested for "mischief"

where's the lawyers? mischief? come on, that can't be real.

ToddPacker said...

thanks for the tem-cap on the vids

Lou said...

i don't know about "mischief" but there is a statutue in NC, something like "disrupting a merchant's business practices" or something like that. It's less than a speeding ticket.

You pay a fine, you move on.

tem said...

it'd be worth $10 to get to use that wal mart thing to temrant.

Lou said...

true dat

tem said...

that might be the first time i ever used temrant as a verb.

El Padrino said...

anyone see 10 pages of the cardinals playbook?

on wwl

tem said...

no. is it still there?

tem said...

found it. it is from the 2004 book. but still cool.

El Padrino said...

it is cool

blue said...

I got nothing today...i'll be busy until the afternoon too.

I blame shamoff.

*cue the "lame gay joke about blue" by zeke

Big Brother's Brother said...

field reps are in our crib today. lots of hands in pockets and uncomfortable conversations are in order.


i wanna kick someone in the balls.

ToddPacker said...

the playbook thing is cool.... favorite line:

football is a game of hits, you're either hitting of getting hit... be a hitter

ToddPacker said...

*or

El Padrino said...

my 11am got moved to 2pm, not cool

tem said...

i'm a hitter.

i'm a hitter.


i can just see kurt warner saying that to his wife whilst she cornholes him.

ToddPacker said...

that cuts into liquid lunch

El Padrino said...

means less mets for me
probably a good thing

ToddPacker said...

mets will win today..... i hope

tem said...

mets will win today.

i feel good about that.

tem said...

7-3.

ToddPacker said...

thank tem

ToddPacker said...

or thanks

tem said...

just saw the interference highlight.

that was a good call.

of course players wouldn't have to go that far out of the basepath to break up a double play if the umps required the fielder to actually touch 2nd base when turning the double play.

ToddPacker said...

the crappy part about it is that anderson didn't have to interfere, i think green was going to beat it out at first-base

ToddPacker said...

not that it matters... the mets pen would have blown it in the bottom of the 9th anyway

tem said...

no he didn't need to interfere.

tem said...

iguchi throws like a 6yr old girl.

El Padrino said...

it was a terrible loss either way

brett meyers is no closer

El Padrino said...

i've got 3 projects going on

wtf

ToddPacker said...

"it was a terrible loss either way"

yeah... reyes getting picked off twice was terrible

El Padrino said...

looks like my decision for snatching up the sep games (10th and 12th) vs braves are paying off, could be pennant race

tem said...

maybe tits will come to NY and watch with you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brew Crew. Ben Sheets.

El Padrino said...

tits can fly?

isiah thomas-holth said...

*cue the "lame gay joke about blue" by zeke


I've got blue shook.

isiah thomas-holth said...

tell her to bring margaritas and you'll bring the 20$'s

tem said...

tits can make you fly.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll take a $20 marg with a boob please.

tem said...

did anyone find out the answer the the $10 half priced marg??

isiah thomas-holth said...

I found the restaurants website but they didn't have a drink menu with prices

isiah thomas-holth said...

King James was destroying fools last night, when he's hitting his step-back J there is no stopping him.

tem said...

where is the restaurant?

i might call them and axe.

tem said...

HUNGRY

isiah thomas-holth said...

texas, if you google mi cocina you get the corp website and you can navigate to their website.

they have a regular food menu with prices and a "cocktail" link but that page has few details.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was cackling with enjoyment from LBJ last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So, we can have up to 5 keepers in the keeper league? Isn't that a lot?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place is awesome today.

tem said...

5 comments to catch up on?

tem said...

5 did seem like a lot, but teho.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shammy has a poll up regarding comments. Lets vote no as much as possible.

tem said...

shammy is a tard.

but it's nice to know we can cause these knee jerk reactions.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hello?

isiah thomas-holth said...

Shammy has a poll up regarding comments.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

isiah thomas-holth said...

will this break 2 hundo today?

isiah thomas-holth said...

grenade du jour at Shammy's (in case it gets deleted)

Here's a poll for all you lemmings:

Who gets to plow Dan's wife next:

1) Tem
2) NY Islanders (the Rangers already had their turn, choo-choo!)
3) The GA LLWS championship team
4) Rosie

Votes without an "and WHY?" will be disqualified.

Begin.

tem said...

yeah it will break 200.

tem said...

that's like axing if rev will eat today.

tem said...

awesome poll.

my answer:
i vote the GA little leaugers because their first time should be with someone experienced and cumfost is too busy consoling the japanese team.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'd probably vote for the GA team also.

tem said...

i've had my time with her. i'm spent.

isiah thomas-holth said...

after a bunch of Little Leagure run through it, she'll be dying to go back to you Tem.

El Padrino said...

"Woman claims burn-like rash from WAL-MART flip flops; Retailer told sufferer to contact Chinese manufacturer... "

people are so fucking retarded

tem said...

yeah i guess that's true.

El Padrino said...

zeke lets run this to 100

El Padrino said...

is it still hot in pheonix?

tem said...

woman should just contact lawyer.

or dr. kevorkian.

El Padrino said...

miami has 23000 condos up for sale

crash!

isiah thomas-holth said...

7:58 AM it was 98

it was 101 at 9 PM last night

fuck the sun

isiah thomas-holth said...

maybe the Mets can get Julio Franco back....fuck it, brin John Franco back.

El Padrino said...

Johnny on the spot!

meanwhile the dbags are blowing the division

isiah thomas-holth said...

6 hrs 43 mins till kick-off

Thanks WWL.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Dbags bat's have gone ice cold.

El Padrino said...

again, the departed

it's on every fucking day
jack is awesome

El Padrino said...

i'm taking LSU tonight
big

and that is all til saturday

isiah thomas-holth said...

we need to get some audio clips of Bill Walton the last two weeks....


Dood has raised his game (in a bad way).

El Padrino said...

sylvester croom will be homeless again in no time

isiah thomas-holth said...

I've watched it the last 3 nights.

His accent comes and goes, its funny.

isiah thomas-holth said...

King James is shooting 79.7% from the field in this tourney.

El Padrino said...

he's fucking nuts
halfway thru the movie he said fuck the accent and just turned into jack

El Padrino said...

i thought it was 4 keepers?

do you have to keep 5?

isiah thomas-holth said...

the chick he's with - is that the chick who was working the counter at the convenience store in the begining?

"you get your period yet" - cracks me up

tem said...

that's a good %

tem said...

you don't have to keep any.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I think you have to keep 5

isiah thomas-holth said...

6 hours 38 mins left till kick-off.

thanks WWL

isiah thomas-holth said...

ESPN has become a mockery of itself.

ToddPacker said...

shammy is rattled

isiah thomas-holth said...

if the yanks make the playoffs, they'll beat Boston in the LCS.

ToddPacker said...

duque trying to pitch out of trouble in the 1st

isiah thomas-holth said...

he reacted poorly to our threats.

ToddPacker said...

2 run bomb by howard.....

ToddPacker said...

not a good start

isiah thomas-holth said...

2 run bomb by howard.....

2 prince chills for Rev

El Padrino said...

as always

ToddPacker said...

mets haven't scored more than 2 runs in the last 4 games

tem said...

i will be saddened if i miss my 7-3 mets win prediction.

isiah thomas-holth said...

one of the St. Bernards here is wearing shorts today....

the kind of shorts that give her an "everlasting" front and back wedgie.

not-good.

ToddPacker said...

i will too, tem

ToddPacker said...

tell her those shorts are not appropriate work attire

isiah thomas-holth said...

I cooked up some brats and kraut last night.

stoopendous

isiah thomas-holth said...

yeah its bad TP, she's about 45+ and she's got that bad "old lady" body.

ToddPacker said...

brats are always a good choice

isiah thomas-holth said...

kraut is underrated

El Padrino said...

mets are depressing right now

isiah thomas-holth said...

and she's got an overbite, overbites are awesome in a "I'll mock you behind your back" kind of way.

El Padrino said...

not a fan of kraut

tolerable but i dont go looking for it

isiah thomas-holth said...

Green needs to get the eye of the Jew back, he lost it around 2003.

ToddPacker said...

difelice is not a strong hitter

tem said...

jew eye is a powerful force.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Season 3 of The Office comes out on DVD next week.

isiah thomas-holth said...

is anyone planning on peeping game on the new Halloween joint in the theater?

isiah thomas-holth said...

6 hours 13 mins till kickoff

thanks WWL

JFreak said...

stupid labor day.

I have to be out of town for some family reunion the entire weekend.

No CFB for me.

:(

El Padrino said...

got any hot cousins?

El Padrino said...

if so please take pics and post

regards

perversion nation

El Padrino said...

got a ffl draft tonight

El Padrino said...

"stupid labor day."

off on monday

god bless labor day

El Padrino said...

oh and then i'm on vacation til the 13th i think

sweet

JFreak said...

this is an old people reunion.

And I get guilted in every time because I'm told the old people will die soon. And that I should see them before they croak.

El Padrino said...

fuck that
that sounds like an awful time

have fun

JFreak said...

so, no hot cousins are foreseeable.

El Padrino said...

get espn mobile

or wire up a am radio

or come down with a vicious cold

JFreak said...

I'm making it sound worse than it is, but it still ain't fun.

El Padrino said...

i have a meeting now, c ya when i c ya

JFreak said...

I was gonna bring my laptop and pray to God there was wifi.

isiah thomas-holth said...

maybe you'll get gummed down by a hot grannie.


*wow, that even shamed me by typing it, but fuck it, its a slow day.

isiah thomas-holth said...

my company doesn't give us shit for holidays, Labor Day will feel like Christmas.

isiah thomas-holth said...

freak they don't have tv's where you're going?


where is the reunion, antarctica?

isiah thomas-holth said...

pat the bat with a 2rn biz-omb.

ToddPacker said...

burrell with a 2 run bomb

ToddPacker said...

the sweep is almost complete

ToddPacker said...

rowand with a solo shot... 5-0

ToddPacker said...

i hate the phills

blue said...

tem is wooing jen with her bong hill stories

that poll at DS is laughable..the funny thing is that he even got 115-ish people to vote on it.

ToddPacker said...

blue i say we lose either he spread or the confidence level in the ncaa pick'em... having both seems like a bit much

JFreak said...

The reunion is at a campground. Where we're all staying, while camping.

JFreak said...

"blue i say we lose either he spread or the confidence level in the ncaa pick'em... having both seems like a bit much"

100% agreed.

One or the other is fun.

Both is too damn hard.

blue said...

ok, we'll lose the confidence points, if that's ok with the folks.

maybe meiz can conduct another poll

blue said...

I don't know about indiana, but campgrounds in Colorado don't have wifi...yet

blue said...

freak...go find somebody who has an RV with a dish on it, and axe them if you can watch some CFB

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'd rather lose the spread. Just my .02.

and...WHY? Glad you axed.

Like I said yesterday, I'm in a confidence pool for the NFL and its a lot of fun (no spreads)

isiah thomas-holth said...

old people + outside + camping + alzheimers = Granny's pic on a milk carton

JFreak said...

Of the few I've been to recently, most have had it. It's just not free, so I usually whine about it and don't buy it.

ToddPacker said...

"I'd rather lose the spread. Just my .02"


me too..... there are too many off-line games in ncaa

isiah thomas-holth said...

old people + outside + camping + alzheimers = Granny's pic on a milk carton


or it = one of those "Have you Seen them" add-ins you get in your mail.

JFreak said...

Or, we could have two leagues.

One confidence and one spread.

blue said...

spiff's LOF post is fantastic

ToddPacker said...

lead off double by wright and then betran strikes out

tem said...

i don't care what you do to it.

i will just make my picks and click some buttons either way.

isiah thomas-holth said...

with confidence points is easier to gain and lose ground, makes it interesting towards the end.

isiah thomas-holth said...

but I'll go with whatever the group decides.

ToddPacker said...

"spiff's LOF post is fantastic"


i thought jug put those pics up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pat the Bat's been warming up lately

blue said...

confidence is pretty meaningless in CFB...consider that the teams in the top 25 don't lose more than maybe 3 games all year.

where is the fun in that?

The NFL, I agree with you, that the confidence thing is a blast

isiah thomas-holth said...

confidence is pretty meaningless in CFB...consider that the teams in the top 25 don't lose more than maybe 3 games all year.

where is the fun in that?

Once the conference season hits I'd think it'd make it interesting.

JFreak said...

I'd probably go with the spread because predicting if a game will be 25 points apart is fun.

tem said...

either one makes it more challenging.

same ending different paths.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't care either way.

tem said...

going with the spread sounds like something i'd like to do to EA.

ToddPacker said...

green uses the eye and drives in wright..... mets are on the board.... 5-1

ToddPacker said...

meiz likes port-wine cheese spread

blue said...

I'm hearing a lot of differing opinions.

Is it time for a poll?

Polls are the theme today

blue said...

no Kod, not pole

ToddPacker said...

poll it up

isiah thomas-holth said...

he's got the eye of the jew, HE'S GOT THE EYE OF THE JEW!

keith s said...

I agree in dropping the lines because too many are off, and keeping the confidence points. You know some people are going to miss some 19 pt games which will keep it interesting.

isiah thomas-holth said...

how many games will be up on a weekly basis? Just the Top 25?

keith s said...

Port wine cheese is tasty.

ToddPacker said...

mets get another run, 5-2

ToddPacker said...

"Port wine cheese is tasty"


yes it is

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

New poll is up

ToddPacker said...

keith is right... too many off line games

JFreak said...

"how many games will be up on a weekly basis? Just the Top 25?"

Just the top 25.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I've never had Port Wine Cheese.

isiah thomas-holth said...

taking out Hernandez already?

after last nights play, are the Mets panicking TP?

ToddPacker said...

duque is old and yeah there is some panic

isiah thomas-holth said...

don't call it a comeback TP

ToddPacker said...

milledge with a single... 5-3

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