So, I've pretty much spent the last 5 hours wandering aimlessly about youtube. I figured it was a good way to spent my time. I've selected my five favorite.
Those two were light and fun. These next three are all high quality productions that appear to have taken quite a bit of work.
And my favorite. The dude doesn't know how to play the drums or piano, but makes a song. Awesome.
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OHHEMMGEE we can't have little Bobby being chased!!!1!11
They're all gonna grow up to be pussies.
nice slide marlon
duque, 1:05 start = liquid lunch
did rev drop a mastercard priceless joke on mets fans in the comments last night?.... i thought he was better than that
must win
why shawn green.... i would have rather seen gotay ph
No met Z to start the day.
Linday Lohan
From TheSuperficial -
"Man, even in rehab this woman is unstoppable. She's like the Terminator, but instead of being programmed to kill she's been programmed to party. Earth could get hit by a meteor and Lindsay Lohan would be the only surviving creature, and instead of looking for other survivors or getting help, she'd just drink a beer and try to hump a corpse."
That's pretty funny.
i hate schools. i hate teachers. i hate parents. i hate politicians.
next tuesday might be one hell of a temrant post.
schools?...check
teachers?...check
parents?...check
politicians?...check
Lou aggrees with tem.
good hate, tem....
TPS is wearing a ninja outfit and looks like it means business today.
i'm going to try a jedi mind trick or some shit on it.
1st video was funny. fat kid singing baby got back on the walmart speakers.
fat kid after he gets caught and yelled at by some lady: "so do i just walk away now?"
but my favorite part was when the walmart security guard said "right now i have grounds to arrest you for mischief"
there is so much wrong with that statement...i don't even know where to start.
i have tps issues as well
mine is balls naked, just wreaking havoc, running around throwing shit all over
2nd vid is good. 5 seconds and someones get a ball in the face.
el pad you have crazy naked monkey TPS. there is no cure.
3rd one was some fight. i had seen it before so i did not finish it.
next one is some guy going forward and everything else is in reverse.
good plot for a porn. this was not a porn.
5th one is pretty cool. freak's description is pretty much spot on.
good vid picks freak.
The security guard was funny with his "grounds for arrest"
YOUR A FUCKING WAL-MART SECURITY GUARD!!! YOU CAN'T DO SHIT!!!
and fat kid could have been arrested for "mischief"
where's the lawyers? mischief? come on, that can't be real.
thanks for the tem-cap on the vids
i don't know about "mischief" but there is a statutue in NC, something like "disrupting a merchant's business practices" or something like that. It's less than a speeding ticket.
You pay a fine, you move on.
it'd be worth $10 to get to use that wal mart thing to temrant.
true dat
that might be the first time i ever used temrant as a verb.
anyone see 10 pages of the cardinals playbook?
on wwl
no. is it still there?
found it. it is from the 2004 book. but still cool.
it is cool
I got nothing today...i'll be busy until the afternoon too.
I blame shamoff.
*cue the "lame gay joke about blue" by zeke
field reps are in our crib today. lots of hands in pockets and uncomfortable conversations are in order.
i wanna kick someone in the balls.
the playbook thing is cool.... favorite line:
football is a game of hits, you're either hitting of getting hit... be a hitter
*or
my 11am got moved to 2pm, not cool
i'm a hitter.
i'm a hitter.
i can just see kurt warner saying that to his wife whilst she cornholes him.
that cuts into liquid lunch
means less mets for me
probably a good thing
mets will win today..... i hope
mets will win today.
i feel good about that.
7-3.
thank tem
or thanks
just saw the interference highlight.
that was a good call.
of course players wouldn't have to go that far out of the basepath to break up a double play if the umps required the fielder to actually touch 2nd base when turning the double play.
the crappy part about it is that anderson didn't have to interfere, i think green was going to beat it out at first-base
not that it matters... the mets pen would have blown it in the bottom of the 9th anyway
no he didn't need to interfere.
iguchi throws like a 6yr old girl.
it was a terrible loss either way
brett meyers is no closer
i've got 3 projects going on
wtf
"it was a terrible loss either way"
yeah... reyes getting picked off twice was terrible
looks like my decision for snatching up the sep games (10th and 12th) vs braves are paying off, could be pennant race
maybe tits will come to NY and watch with you.
Brew Crew. Ben Sheets.
tits can fly?
*cue the "lame gay joke about blue" by zeke
I've got blue shook.
tell her to bring margaritas and you'll bring the 20$'s
tits can make you fly.
I'll take a $20 marg with a boob please.
did anyone find out the answer the the $10 half priced marg??
I found the restaurants website but they didn't have a drink menu with prices
King James was destroying fools last night, when he's hitting his step-back J there is no stopping him.
where is the restaurant?
i might call them and axe.
HUNGRY
texas, if you google mi cocina you get the corp website and you can navigate to their website.
they have a regular food menu with prices and a "cocktail" link but that page has few details.
I was cackling with enjoyment from LBJ last night.
So, we can have up to 5 keepers in the keeper league? Isn't that a lot?
This place is awesome today.
5 comments to catch up on?
5 did seem like a lot, but teho.
Shammy has a poll up regarding comments. Lets vote no as much as possible.
shammy is a tard.
but it's nice to know we can cause these knee jerk reactions.
hello?
Shammy has a poll up regarding comments.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
will this break 2 hundo today?
grenade du jour at Shammy's (in case it gets deleted)
Here's a poll for all you lemmings:
Who gets to plow Dan's wife next:
1) Tem
2) NY Islanders (the Rangers already had their turn, choo-choo!)
3) The GA LLWS championship team
4) Rosie
Votes without an "and WHY?" will be disqualified.
Begin.
yeah it will break 200.
that's like axing if rev will eat today.
awesome poll.
my answer:
i vote the GA little leaugers because their first time should be with someone experienced and cumfost is too busy consoling the japanese team.
I'd probably vote for the GA team also.
i've had my time with her. i'm spent.
after a bunch of Little Leagure run through it, she'll be dying to go back to you Tem.
"Woman claims burn-like rash from WAL-MART flip flops; Retailer told sufferer to contact Chinese manufacturer... "
people are so fucking retarded
yeah i guess that's true.
zeke lets run this to 100
is it still hot in pheonix?
woman should just contact lawyer.
or dr. kevorkian.
miami has 23000 condos up for sale
crash!
7:58 AM it was 98
it was 101 at 9 PM last night
fuck the sun
maybe the Mets can get Julio Franco back....fuck it, brin John Franco back.
Johnny on the spot!
meanwhile the dbags are blowing the division
6 hrs 43 mins till kick-off
Thanks WWL.
Dbags bat's have gone ice cold.
again, the departed
it's on every fucking day
jack is awesome
i'm taking LSU tonight
big
and that is all til saturday
we need to get some audio clips of Bill Walton the last two weeks....
Dood has raised his game (in a bad way).
sylvester croom will be homeless again in no time
I've watched it the last 3 nights.
His accent comes and goes, its funny.
King James is shooting 79.7% from the field in this tourney.
he's fucking nuts
halfway thru the movie he said fuck the accent and just turned into jack
i thought it was 4 keepers?
do you have to keep 5?
the chick he's with - is that the chick who was working the counter at the convenience store in the begining?
"you get your period yet" - cracks me up
that's a good %
you don't have to keep any.
I think you have to keep 5
6 hours 38 mins left till kick-off.
thanks WWL
ESPN has become a mockery of itself.
shammy is rattled
if the yanks make the playoffs, they'll beat Boston in the LCS.
duque trying to pitch out of trouble in the 1st
he reacted poorly to our threats.
2 run bomb by howard.....
not a good start
2 run bomb by howard.....
2 prince chills for Rev
as always
mets haven't scored more than 2 runs in the last 4 games
i will be saddened if i miss my 7-3 mets win prediction.
one of the St. Bernards here is wearing shorts today....
the kind of shorts that give her an "everlasting" front and back wedgie.
not-good.
i will too, tem
tell her those shorts are not appropriate work attire
I cooked up some brats and kraut last night.
stoopendous
yeah its bad TP, she's about 45+ and she's got that bad "old lady" body.
brats are always a good choice
kraut is underrated
mets are depressing right now
and she's got an overbite, overbites are awesome in a "I'll mock you behind your back" kind of way.
not a fan of kraut
tolerable but i dont go looking for it
Green needs to get the eye of the Jew back, he lost it around 2003.
difelice is not a strong hitter
jew eye is a powerful force.
Season 3 of The Office comes out on DVD next week.
is anyone planning on peeping game on the new Halloween joint in the theater?
6 hours 13 mins till kickoff
thanks WWL
stupid labor day.
I have to be out of town for some family reunion the entire weekend.
No CFB for me.
:(
got any hot cousins?
if so please take pics and post
regards
perversion nation
got a ffl draft tonight
"stupid labor day."
off on monday
god bless labor day
oh and then i'm on vacation til the 13th i think
sweet
this is an old people reunion.
And I get guilted in every time because I'm told the old people will die soon. And that I should see them before they croak.
fuck that
that sounds like an awful time
have fun
so, no hot cousins are foreseeable.
get espn mobile
or wire up a am radio
or come down with a vicious cold
I'm making it sound worse than it is, but it still ain't fun.
i have a meeting now, c ya when i c ya
I was gonna bring my laptop and pray to God there was wifi.
maybe you'll get gummed down by a hot grannie.
*wow, that even shamed me by typing it, but fuck it, its a slow day.
my company doesn't give us shit for holidays, Labor Day will feel like Christmas.
freak they don't have tv's where you're going?
where is the reunion, antarctica?
pat the bat with a 2rn biz-omb.
burrell with a 2 run bomb
the sweep is almost complete
rowand with a solo shot... 5-0
i hate the phills
tem is wooing jen with her bong hill stories
that poll at DS is laughable..the funny thing is that he even got 115-ish people to vote on it.
blue i say we lose either he spread or the confidence level in the ncaa pick'em... having both seems like a bit much
The reunion is at a campground. Where we're all staying, while camping.
"blue i say we lose either he spread or the confidence level in the ncaa pick'em... having both seems like a bit much"
100% agreed.
One or the other is fun.
Both is too damn hard.
ok, we'll lose the confidence points, if that's ok with the folks.
maybe meiz can conduct another poll
I don't know about indiana, but campgrounds in Colorado don't have wifi...yet
freak...go find somebody who has an RV with a dish on it, and axe them if you can watch some CFB
I'd rather lose the spread. Just my .02.
and...WHY? Glad you axed.
Like I said yesterday, I'm in a confidence pool for the NFL and its a lot of fun (no spreads)
old people + outside + camping + alzheimers = Granny's pic on a milk carton
Of the few I've been to recently, most have had it. It's just not free, so I usually whine about it and don't buy it.
"I'd rather lose the spread. Just my .02"
me too..... there are too many off-line games in ncaa
old people + outside + camping + alzheimers = Granny's pic on a milk carton
or it = one of those "Have you Seen them" add-ins you get in your mail.
Or, we could have two leagues.
One confidence and one spread.
spiff's LOF post is fantastic
lead off double by wright and then betran strikes out
i don't care what you do to it.
i will just make my picks and click some buttons either way.
with confidence points is easier to gain and lose ground, makes it interesting towards the end.
but I'll go with whatever the group decides.
"spiff's LOF post is fantastic"
i thought jug put those pics up
Pat the Bat's been warming up lately
confidence is pretty meaningless in CFB...consider that the teams in the top 25 don't lose more than maybe 3 games all year.
where is the fun in that?
The NFL, I agree with you, that the confidence thing is a blast
confidence is pretty meaningless in CFB...consider that the teams in the top 25 don't lose more than maybe 3 games all year.
where is the fun in that?
Once the conference season hits I'd think it'd make it interesting.
I'd probably go with the spread because predicting if a game will be 25 points apart is fun.
either one makes it more challenging.
same ending different paths.
I don't care either way.
going with the spread sounds like something i'd like to do to EA.
green uses the eye and drives in wright..... mets are on the board.... 5-1
meiz likes port-wine cheese spread
I'm hearing a lot of differing opinions.
Is it time for a poll?
Polls are the theme today
no Kod, not pole
poll it up
he's got the eye of the jew, HE'S GOT THE EYE OF THE JEW!
I agree in dropping the lines because too many are off, and keeping the confidence points. You know some people are going to miss some 19 pt games which will keep it interesting.
how many games will be up on a weekly basis? Just the Top 25?
Port wine cheese is tasty.
mets get another run, 5-2
"Port wine cheese is tasty"
yes it is
New poll is up
keith is right... too many off line games
"how many games will be up on a weekly basis? Just the Top 25?"
Just the top 25.
I've never had Port Wine Cheese.
taking out Hernandez already?
after last nights play, are the Mets panicking TP?
duque is old and yeah there is some panic
don't call it a comeback TP
milledge with a single... 5-3
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