Wednesday, August 15, 2007

If you ain't no punk holla "We Want Prenup!" (WE WANT PRENUP!)



It was a good run.

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1,295,673 = the amount of times "douchebag", or some form thereof, has been referenced.

7,984 = Cattle wearing hats. They moo, they shit, they squirt.

Gold/Yellow = God has prepared heaven for us. Rev. 21:21b

28,901,604 = Amount of times Weasel has been chastized and/or made fun of.

Black = Sin separates us from God and keeps us out of heaven. Rom. 3:23, 6:23

57 = One less than 58.

Blenders = Good for blending.

427 = Deuces in a week for Deekie.

Red = Jesus shed his blood on the cross to pay for our sin. Ro. 5:8, I Pete. 3:18a

1,328 = games El Pad has bet on in the past 3 months. (Keep enough of the winnings so she won't have to go get her "own job" at 14.)

White = If we accept Jesus and turn from our sins, our hearts are made clean. John 1:12, Romans 10:9

203,405,990 = amount of private laughs that you've shared with a bunch of people you'll probably never meet.

Green = After believing and receiving what Jesus did we need to grow in our relationship with Him by reading the Bible, praying, and attending a church where the
Bible is taught. Matthew 18:20, John 1:7

Left field = Commonly considered the pull field.

18 = The weight (in lbs.) of one Rev plate on his honeymoon.



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Happy Anniversary, my lovely bride.


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blue said...

Happy Birthday

ToddPacker said...

1st

El Padrino said...

some shrimp cocktail is in order

blue said...

or is it Anniversary?

ToddPacker said...

damn... blue is too fast

El Padrino said...

three posts all at 10:40

El Padrino said...

i mean six

whoa

ToddPacker said...

nice post

ToddPacker said...

"so, any ny stories?"


not really.... mets lost both games i went to.... it only took me 2 minutes to get back into my rude NY mode..... i told off a group of guys from chicago on the elevator ride up to the top of the empire state building... i was disappointed in my food intake... best pizza i had on the trip was in NJ, which is sad... only had 1 dirty water dog... didn't get a knish... bagels were great... diner burger was unreal.... the belt parkway was great shape... last time i drove that it had pot-holes the size of rev's head, this time is was smooth sailing... lirr was alot more expensive than i remembered.... spent waaaaay too much cash

tem said...

fantabulous post.

JFreak said...

I've found the LoV theme song.

ToddPacker said...

and i don't plan on moving back anytime soon

JFreak said...

You can download the song here

El Padrino said...

the pizza situation really saddens me

El Padrino said...

no hero's either?

JFreak said...

It's called "I Hate Everyone"

includes a gem of a chorus

"All the people on the street; I hate you all
And the people that I meet; I hate you all
And the people that I know; I hate you all
And the people that I don't; I hate you all"

Beth said...

BBB, you forgot one number in your post:

42.5 = number of nonsensical posts from iam/FH/BBB that were strangely amusing and enjoyable.

blue said...

i don't think that's a very good song

blue said...

freak has lost touch with his consumers

ToddPacker said...

"the pizza situation really saddens me"

yeah me too... we had pizza in NJ that was really good (rahway i think) and pizza on long island - it was pretty good, but i got a couple of slices from some place in manhattan (tribeca area) and it was not good... although the calzone from the place in the city was great

"no hero's either?"

yeah i hit up a deli in massapequa on the island for an hero it was great.... also hit a deli for a pastrami on rye which was really good

JFreak said...

Thanks El P for being good competition this week.

If you sit your players for the rest of the week, that would be fine.

Spaceman Spiff said...

my team has been taking a dump on the bed, zeke is having an off week so far, and cant take advantage

El Padrino said...

well yeah not every pizzeria in manhattan is good, there are only 6 thousand of them

tem said...

the week is still young.

t
m
f
t

El Padrino said...

right freak cuz your team is going to hit for a 400 avg and 1000 ops all week, i gty you this will be closer than you think

blue said...

c'mon tem. those guys are right on the playoff bubble, so it becomes a bigger deal with only 2 and 1/2 weeks to play

ToddPacker said...

"well yeah not every pizzeria in manhattan is good, there are only 6 thousand of them"


true.... we went to ray's, but the line was crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke has 2 RBIs in 2 days and hes winning the category

blue said...

another good picture of Offerman and his bat

ToddPacker said...

i wanted to hit up that place in brooklyn that you linked, but never made it

ToddPacker said...

is there a trade deadline? i'm ready for a fire sale... if anyone wants the crap on team toddpacker

El Padrino said...

tp next time

JFreak said...

I was more asking for you to sit your players so I could have a boost for the playoffs. 'Cause I know my stats are gonna go downhill.

El Padrino said...

oh

no

el pad lays down for no one!

(cept for sexy time)

El Padrino said...

i wanna direct and star in a porn

"Tons of Buns" i would call it

Big Brother's Brother said...

great
song
freak


beth, im glad i amuse you, it means ive done my job.

blue said...

my foot is going numb. I think it is because of the spicy chinese food I had last night

JFreak said...

I'm dissappointed with the anniversary turnout.

El Padrino said...

or a stroke


good call

JFreak said...

I figured you would enjoy it bbb.

El Padrino said...

bring out your aliases

Dan The Man said...

I'm disappointed with this faggot named jreak.

the little fucker never comes here and comments anymore. His posts are pathetic. He brings nothing to the table. then he comes here and complains

he is the new #1 bitch ass

ToddPacker said...

true freak, LoV birfday is off to a slow start

ToddPacker said...

dtm... nice

blue said...

seriously the crispy pepper chicken from the chinese place last night was the spiciest chinese food I've ever had. And I love spicy food.

not so good going out the other end...but i digress

Big Brother's Brother said...

hey freak, i checked out Tha Rocket Summer... pretty solid. some of the lyrics are eh, but that kid can write a damn hook, fo sho.

blue said...

nothing beats "rocket man" performed by Bill Shatner

tem said...

i don't even know how many teams make the fantasy playoffs.

tem said...

i got a trade out there to TP. and BN I think.

El Padrino said...

at some point in the film cinnabon buns would be in play

blue said...

cinnabon is quality

tem said...

rock it man.

tem said...

donagy pled guilty.

Big Brother's Brother said...

so there was no EP/TP NY beer time?

tem said...

HUNGRY

JFreak said...

I just bought madden 08 for 50 bucks on ebay. I feel slightly less ripped off.

JFreak said...

bbb, if you ever have a chance to see TRS live, do it.

Crazy energy in his shows.

JFreak said...

"i don't even know how many teams make the fantasy playoffs."

6

JFreak said...

The completely unrelated z.

blue said...

"I just bought madden 08 for 50 bucks on ebay. I feel slightly less ripped off"

yeah, until it doesn't show up in working condition

El Padrino said...

nice trade tem
it's not even lopsided

blue said...

why 6, 6 doesn't even make a bracket, that's the most ridiculous number ever.

El Padrino said...

no bbb
i had no time to go out and meet him, damn baby

ToddPacker said...

"so there was no EP/TP NY beer time?"


no

ToddPacker said...

yeah... i'm sure the tem trade will get rejected

blue said...

you can count on a veto from Zeke, that's for sure

JFreak said...

"why 6, 6 doesn't even make a bracket, that's the most ridiculous number ever."

It makes a bracket if the top 2 teams get byes.

blue said...

i don't have any issues with it

ToddPacker said...

blue if it gets rejected go ahead and sent me another offer... everyone is on the table

El Padrino said...

one day we will all congregate

ToddPacker said...

"one day we will all congregate"


LoV-olympics

blue said...

does LoV-olympics count as a year in which marital bj's are allowed?

isiah thomas-holth said...

excellent post FH.

This one goes out to the Crafty Vet:

(paraphrasing)

"you guys will never leave this place (meaning DB's)"

Crafty...our thoughts and prayers are with you....now back to the countdown.

JFreak said...
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El Padrino said...

blue all that is being worked out

she accepted my offer of arbitration and we are hammering out a deal

isiah thomas-holth said...

We should creampie DB's for old times sake.

Or at least ax him for an official quote on our 1 year anny.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I haven't seen the trade yet....

ToddPacker said...

crafty vet is a dooosh

El Padrino said...

fire SALE!

El Padrino said...

SHitnoff:

it's our one year anniversary at LOV blog, can we get an offical douchey quote from you.

Regards,

LOV management

isiah thomas-holth said...

I pulled offers to Bruce that were like the deal on the table. Yes I vetoed.

Yes this is a free league, yes I'd love to beat the bobsy twins, but I don't want to win that bad to pull off some shit like that.

That's all I'm saying on it.

ToddPacker said...

lunch meeting.... i'm going to axe why there isn't any LoV birthday cake

isiah thomas-holth said...

we need a quote from Doosh Shanoff, KC and Spiffg.

At least mention our anny in your next article.

isiah thomas-holth said...

and from the last thread:

re: EP's link

Campbell will get killed in the preseason if they keep trotting out that rookie LT.

El Padrino said...

beth put on that marilyn monroe costume (minus the panties of course) and sing happy birthday to us

El Padrino said...

and RIP to Stiggy

Dan The Man said...

Isiah Thomas with a bitch move vetoing every trade he sees. Why don't you go be a bitch with your bitch buddy jfreak, bitch ass

isiah thomas-holth said...

RIP Rev too.

It's a shame a founding father won't be around to bask in LOV's glory.

isiah thomas-holth said...

DTM is stepping up his game with the alliteration.

blue said...

I have a "recognition jamboree" today. I will sit in the back for an hour and half and fake clap whilst trying to stay awake.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck TPS

Fuck catching up

Gawd Bless El Oh Vee

El Padrino said...

FUCK THA POLICE

Big Brother's Brother said...

zeke, i forgot to put that Vet quote into my post.. damn. TPS sideswiped me.

Crafty Vet gets a good old fashioned ball drag across his virtual face.

blue said...

fuck a papa doc

El Padrino said...

ball dip?

circle of lov

Big Brother's Brother said...

if i hear this lady mention NYC again, im gonna stab her.

"im going to NY this weekend.. my kid is coming in from NY.. my husband took a trip to NY.. cant wait to hit the Hamptons.. oh i just fucked the empire state building... you know, IT'S IN NY!"

Big Brother's Brother said...

oh yeah, we pulled out the ball dip. no holds barred today, rehash central.

isiah thomas-holth said...

it sucks that DB took down the revolutionary days from his blog - what a fag.

hopefully he has them saved as drafts so we could get a copy.

JFreak said...

Anniversary

JFreak said...

Madness.

Dan The Man said...

you're a fag Jfreak

Big Brother's Brother said...

"Donaghy Pleas"


ok, this is the current headline at the WWL. (nigga pleeze?).

fuckin' Imus.

Dan The Man said...

plain and simple

isiah thomas-holth said...

Now, as a wannabe writer, you should never take your readers for granted. I know this. But this comments section has gone too far. Way, WAY too far. As in “sad too far.” Or as a friend of mine perfectly put it, “It’s evolving into Lord of the Flies. Pretty soon you’re only gonna be able to talk while holding a conch shell.” So no offense, fellas, but I’m shutting it down. For the good of the blog.

isiah thomas-holth said...

you think you know.....but you have no idea....

blue said...

I have an idea

isiah thomas-holth said...

we for real need to ax KC to get us those pages.

blue said...

shamoff's anny is coming up soon...hmmm

El Padrino said...

bbb hopefully while she is here some extreme muslim will blow something up and she'll die

Big Brother's Brother said...

Bo should know.

El Padrino said...

that's just terrible

isiah thomas-holth said...

oh....my.....god


sfw

if it's already been linked....deal with it.

El Padrino said...

blocked what is it

isiah thomas-holth said...

its some chick who looks kinda hot, pulling off some yoga move where her legs are spread and her feets is pulled back to her shoulders.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Corbin is Bruce.

isiah thomas-holth said...

meeting time....

bet be a decent number of comments to catch up on when I get back.

VIVA!

Big Brother's Brother said...

ep, i'll tell to bring her finest towel.

Spaceman Spiff said...

its the pussycat dolls singer, sherzinger

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rev

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mound of Venus

blue said...

I'm not overly impressed by the picture

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Martin Van Nostrand

El Padrino said...

deke doing roll call

El Padrino said...

drop a beat

blue said...

nobody is saying "present" or "here"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke Fucks My Mom

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jay Scott

Big Brother's Brother said...

funny comment on the Jose-can-you-swing attempted beatdown thing:

"Ironically, it's the best contact Offerman has made with his bat since 1991."

El Padrino said...

teleconference time

can nod off or make faces

this is going to be rough

JFreak said...

It is approaching lunch time.

Dan The Man said...

Thanks for the update as to what time it is Jfreak.

good to see you can still tell time ASS MUNCH

blue said...

Teejer has started the "live blogging of the weekend" on a fucking tuesday...canadians don't understand "holiday" and "weekend"

maybe teej should throw in a jedi mind trick reference too

Big Brother's Brother said...

WC needs to change back to his normal account so the teacher doesnt mark him absent.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cam

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eric

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bryan

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm out of gas

Big Brother's Brother said...

tjw is nut residue.

Big Brother's Brother said...

noone does blogging like Teej does blogging. she's on a different level than us. we could all learn a lesson from this.

Dan The Man said...

big brother's brother is sticky ball juice

blue said...

someday I dream to have a blog

Big Brother's Brother said...

thank you, Dub.

tem said...

last post i saw from the original DB was about hardy nickerson or something.

is his blog still up?

tem said...

near lunch time killed LOV on anniversary day.

blue said...

I'm looking at houses online.

i'm not moving anytime soon, just appalled at the ugliness of a lot of people's taste

blue said...

finally the bitch in the cube outside my office got off of speaker phone.

she had a conference call for like 2 hours, people were complaining about her using her speakerphone.

I shut my door and could still hear it.

tem said...

some people love to yell into the speaker phone.

there was a guy here yesterday doing that.

he had his office door shut, but it didn't matter.

blue said...

speakerphone use in a cube is poor etiquette

tem said...

cube phones shouldn't even have speaker phone on them.

Big Brother's Brother said...

broke and cant be fixed.

Tyler said...

Happy Birthday LoV.

blue said...

what kind of shit is this. I just found out that NY observes a "holiday" on 9/11.

go to work bastards

Tyler said...

I am buried under a TPS avalanche and I'm trying to dig my way out. I think it's going to take about a month to do it.

Tyler said...

And if my boss uses the word "pipeline", as in "we need to add another job to the pipeline", I'm going to punch something.

blue said...

tyler-
maybe they should send you back to utah

blue said...

tyler's boss is laying pipeline

Tyler said...

Utah was the problem. Everything is coming from meetings from the Tradeshow. And my boss is a woman, so that kind of doesn't make sense.

Tyler said...

Blue, you've gotta go do some covert-ops and disable that speakerphone if you can. That just ain't right.

blue said...

it makes TOTAL sense

Tyler said...

No, it doesn't. I reject you totally.

blue said...

ah the sweet smell of rejection. Blue is used to that

Tyler said...

Mutombo style with the wagging finger, it was that bad of a rejection.

Dan The Man said...

Blue is used to rejection because he is ugly and girls don't like him.


ha ha you loser

bitch ass

Big Brother's Brother said...

tell her youve got mad amounts of pipeline to handle already.

then cue The Wink and The Gun.



(not pictured: packing beforehand)

Tyler said...

On LoV's birthday, we're only at 160 comments at 1pm Eastern? This is not good.

blue said...

the wink and gun thing is great

of course tyler would get fired, but then he'd have more LoV time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jugdish loves moosecock

Dan The Man said...

That was very random mr. mutombo

Dan The Man said...

oh, i just noticed it's "meiz"tombo

that is clever

Keith S said...

Unless the Offerman incident has video, I don't believe it happened. The top 2 basebrawl videos are Rod Allen chasing the japanese pitcher around the stadium, and the AAA guy who karate kicked the catcher before he charged the mound.

Tyler said...

Packing beforehand would be key.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bruce is Corbin

tem said...

karate kick needs a vid eeee oh link.

blue said...

corbin hasn't been around much lately

blue said...

I sent TP another offer. A better offer. Much more fair

Tyler said...

Aight, I gotta get some stuff done, I'll check back later at lunchtime and see where everyone's heads are at. Keep it on swivel.

Keith S said...

I can't access any video sites here so bluetube will have to find it.

tem said...

i need a new computer.

for home, not work.


my home one finally blue up.

Keith S said...

tem
Search the name Izzy Alcantara and you'll find it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

offerman pic is online, hes holding the bat at the pitcher is shitting his pants

Big Brother's Brother said...

i cant look at Rod anymore without seeing that Japaneeze dude's face of horror.. too frickin funny.

he tries to be all Bryant Gumble on the broadcasts.. but we know he's got some streetz to him.

blue said...

i'm guessing it's this one

blue said...

we've had 2 of the offerman pics linked. It happened.

i'll see if it's in wiki yet.

Spaceman Spiff said...

it really happened

you can rearrange your top fights keith

blue said...

blessed be

it's under "bat incident"

Keith S said...

It's easy to photoshop pictures. I need to see video evidence.

Keith S said...

Oh yeah. (s)

Spaceman Spiff said...

whatever

blue said...

the picture Beth linked was good too.

oh and jug's

Keith S said...

Solid argument.

blue said...

lunch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sunday, Oct, 1 06.

Albert Haynesworth stomps that dude's head.

Tiger wins his 6th straight tourney

tem said...

meiz is taking me down memory lane.

Big Brother's Brother said...

oh, and he got hit in the.... calf.

head - worthy
leg - pussy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wed. Oct 11, 06.

Cory Lidle Airways.

Keith S said...

"oh, and he got hit in the.... calf"

with a slider

tem said...

it was his good calf.

tem said...

Corly Lidle Airways was good times.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wed, Oct 18, 06.

25 million reasons to live.

Thurs, Oct 19, 06.

Mets win the Naional Lea....err, oops.

Keith S said...

Madness 2.0

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