Friday, August 10, 2007

i want to live in jakarta

I got an early line, WVU is laying 23 points to Western Michigan.
Take WVU for 100 units.

Ok enough for now.
The next three weeks I will be immersed in football research for both my gambling addiction, previews, and fantasy. Can't wait.

I peeped game on Colts / Cowboys last night. Only the first Q though cuz that's all i give a fuck about. I don't care if the 7th round pick out of Central Conneticut makes a nice play. Can you say PRACTICE SQUAD.

Speaking of pre-season, why is that 4 games again? These teams don't make enough revenue on the reg season? Every year a major player goes down in a pre-season game. And even if it's not a major player it's always an important player to that team. A tackle kinked up for the first 5 games, a tight end limoping around til week 8, a linebacker playing through a injury every week cuz in pre-season game #3 he sprains a knee or elbow. It's just dumb.

Two games is enough I would think. How much more preperation can one do?

Off season workouts - check
Mandatory mini-camps - check
Training camp - check
Scrimmages - check
4 pre-season games - check

Seems like overkill to me.

Manning makes me laugh. The way he warms up, with that grimacing face. Oh and big fuck you to Aikman. Pansy.

And women sideline reporters need to go. Serious. Espeacially the basset hounds they trot out there on a regular basis. Pam Oliver, my god would any human being (excluding all NBA players) have sex with that animal. Ugh. I got the quivers now.

weazy rubbed one out in a Cardinal hat last night, i;e Ankiel.

Harris's catch was sick....kudos. Mets still win the division though so EAD haters.

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El Padrino said...

i cant understand the vetoing of trades, really i can't.

first for lurkers and people that dont even post here to be vetoing shit is beyond gay, it's like richard simmons gay

second, it's a free league
so you wont be getting any money if you win, i hope you all know that

third, suck a huge huge king kong gorilla cock

El Padrino said...

this league is not competitive at all, it's manipulated

how can i make my team better if every trade i attempt gets vetoed?

fucking trekkies

Beth said...

EP, with a little help from a friend (ok, a LOT of help from a friend) I've got your new pic ready for Monday.

This is going to be fun. :-)

Beth said...

And yeah, I finally saw Harris' catch last night - can you say Andruw who??

blue said...

what trade got vetoed?

El Padrino said...

fancy catch beth, no lie

cool, monday works
all in good fun

El Padrino said...

me and zeke's trade
which was carefully looked at, worked on and approved by two owners who have similar agendas

to get better

blue said...

your one with zeeek?

I agree, that's bullshit, that was probably one of the fairest trades this season. I think some people may let personal grudges come into play when looking at trades.

Beth said...

Yep, all in good fun. There won't be anything inappropriate with your daughter or anything like that (sorry BBB).

I'm still working on the name to go with the pic but personally I love the pic.

blue said...

we may have to go to a system where if you veto a trade, you have to post your reasons why on LoF and if there people don't post their issues, or they are stupid like "i don't like zeke", then the commish should force the trade through.

jugdish said...

beer league softball last night + concert = hungover jugdish + more comments on a Friday

Beth said...

Damn that fantasy league sounds like a cluster with all the vetos and pissed off people. Thank god that crap won't come into play in the suicide pool.

Beth said...

What was the concert Jug?

jugdish said...

Probably no one you'd know...Wade Bowen. No one here likes country except tem and I right?

blue said...

"Thank god that crap won't come into play in the suicide pool"

just wait until I start vetoeing your picks or asking you to trade me some of your leftover teams ;)

blue said...

I like Johnny Cash...he's cuntry

walk the line was on last night...that is slowly becoming one of those "can't stop watching" movies for me.

btw...reese is hot

Big Brother's Brother said...

inappropriate? psssssssh!


more jug = happier day for all involved.

jugdish said...

I'm so glad football season is here!

I'm going to the Bears Texans game this weekend...tailgating for 4 hours before the game...woo hoo!

jugdish said...

That is a good movie...I think she sings better than the real June Carter.

Big Brother's Brother said...

props to ankiel, thats a monster comeback and shows that he's quite an affaleet.

Beth said...

I like some Garth Brooks - does he still count as country?

And growing up I was actually a Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson fan, believe it or not.

Big Brother's Brother said...

that new flick from judd apatow (?) looks like it has some potential.

blue said...

I enjoy Garth Brooks...random side note: the wife was watching America's got Talent on tuesday and some country singer guy did a cover of GB's "if tomorrow never comes"...it made me wish tomorrow would never come for that guy because he butchered the song.

Garth is tough to cover.

jugdish said...

Garth is still country.

Wade Bowen pretty much plays all in TX. If you're curious, you can listen to his whole CD at his website

blue said...

my new favorite action movie actor has a movie coming out with Jet Li called "WAR"

I'm hoping there is cards involved somehow

El Padrino said...

superbad?

seth rogen's joint

El Padrino said...

i like johnny cash as well
george jones i got on my ipod

but that's it

i'd bone of all the female country stars though

does that count

El Padrino said...

i peeped walk the line last night to, for the hundreth time

jugdish said...

I think so...even Wynonnabego?

El Padrino said...

hey there delilah

El Padrino said...

i dont know who whyonna is
is she fat

cuz fat girls need love to ya know

Big Brother's Brother said...

superbad, ding ding.

jugdish said...

Wynonna Judd...she is a tank.

blue said...

yes, but you might have a shot at her sister if you made wynonna squeal.

or her mom

El Padrino said...

then maybe not her

blue said...

probably not natalie maines from the dixie chicks either...she's the lead singer.

she annoys the piss out of me

jugdish said...

You know they STILL don't play them on the main country radio station here in Houston since she opened her big mouth.

jugdish said...

Every once and awhile they will ask the audience and the vast majority of them say they don't want to hear them.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i am tolerant of your opinion as long as it's the same as mine.

blue said...

the dixie chicks have sort of moved out of country anyway and are trying to get more mainstream. Their producer is the same guy who produces for the chili peppers, and their newer sound is more pop-ish anyway.

with a little banjo and fiddle.

and who doesn't like fiddle

jugdish said...

Especially if a hot girl is playing it

El Padrino said...

good idea on the LOF explanations blue

El Padrino said...

Jug, I'm eyeing Giants @ Bears
Dec 2nd

every year me and the boys take an out of state football trip

think that one is it for this year
(last year was G.B)

jugdish said...

My wife got us tix to a Bears game last year for a wedding present...good times! Tailgating at 9 Am in Dec is cool (and cold!).

jugdish said...

Do you always try and hit up a Giants game out of town?

jugdish said...

The Bears are deep this year...if Rex can hold it together, I am excited about their chances.

El Padrino said...

we didnt tailgate in GB last year because the night before we all got so toe'up that we made it to kickoff with like 10 minutes to spare

is the stadium near the airport?

jugdish said...

Not really, its off Lakeshore Drive...right on Lake Michigan.

El Padrino said...

doesnt have to be the Giants
last two years it wasn't, it's nice when it works out that way though, as in this year with Da bearz

first year in ATL for Falcons/Bucs
last year in GB for Pats/Packers

El Padrino said...

ok so i should probably rent a car
that way i can tailgate
should be fun, a giant fan tailgating in soilder field
i might bring my taser

jugdish said...

The only thing that sux about Soldier Field is that there is not any bars just outside the stadium. Awesome atmosphere though, odd looking stadium, but I'm glad they kept the old pillars.

jugdish said...

Id say the same thing about the Texans game this weekend, but Houston fans are not that intimidating.

blue said...

tailgating a pre-season game, has the feel of wiping your ass before you shit

jugdish said...

No way...its never too early to tailgate!

Grill, tent, a cornhole game, beer...I'm not seeing a problem there.

blue said...

you should make sure you're there for the first quarter, then leave and tailgate the rest of the game.

you won't know any of the guys playing later in the game anyway.

JFreak said...

This is why I wanted commishsioner review of trades.

bs vetoes.

jugdish said...

Besides...the Bears never come down here.

El Padrino said...

i dont mind bar thing
older stadiums dont have bars by them, only the newer ones do

cuz they build them in all the downtown areas....

i tailgate giants/Jets pre-season every year, it's great

El Padrino said...

freak if it wasnt ridiculous before, it's really ridiculous now

El Padrino said...

i;e trades

blue said...

The LIONS are now only 9 wins away from Kitna's prediction. Hoooray beer!

blue said...

BBB-

is kevin jones gonna be ready when the season starts?

jugdish said...

I don't think he will be ready until about half way through the season...Tatum Bell.

blue said...

wtf? Jeter gave Alba herpes? boo jeter

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue, jones = doesnt sound like it.

at ALL.

the way i've heard them talk about him (in my limited lions knowledge) i would be surprised if he is in there before mid-season.

blue said...

Penny signed with the Heat, and Allan Houston is thinking about a comeback with the Mavs...what is this 1997 all over again?

Big Brother's Brother said...

jug is a live version of the bible.

Big Brother's Brother said...

somebody get chris rock on the phone, he needs to finish his Lil Penny voiceovers STAT!

blue said...

Pacman's TNA rasslin promo

jugdish said...

For a limited time only...I have posted a pic of myself and CMJ on my blog at the Bears Buc game last year.

blue said...

the poontang song on FotC was good this week.

Brit (bret) getting "raped" made me laugh my ass off.

blue said...

"For a limited time only...I have posted a pic of myself and CMJ on my blog at the Bears Buc game last year."

zeke has already begun the MS paint work.

El Padrino said...

cool pic jug, doesnt look like there is a bad seat in the house

jugdish said...

Not really...very cool stadium!

El Padrino said...

i'm feeling it
this is most likely my next trip

tem said...

just signing on now.

Beth said...

Nice pic Jug, but what's the C stand for on your hats?

(s)

Beth said...

Although I'm disappointed, I had pictured you as looking like Uncle Rico...

jugdish said...

I don't get to see my favorite team in their house very often, it was a lot of fun. I'm normally watching them in a visiting stadium.

I was at a music festival during game one of the 2005 World Series, wearing my White Sox hat. After many beers and a White Sox victory over the Astros...I was told that I was very close to getting my ass beat. Apparently I was a little mouthy. OOPS!

tem said...

i like country.

garth is country.

i am a big fan of john arthur martinez, he's a TX guy. Never heard of Wade Bowen. I will check him out though.

jugdish said...

I can still look like Uncle Rico in your mind.

tem said...

i would pretty much do anything for reese.

jugdish said...

tem...I think you'll like Wade Bowen.

Beth said...

And you always will.

jugdish said...

Uncle Rico in a Bears hat though, right?

jugdish said...

Damn! I hate meetings on hangover Fridays...be back in two hours.

blue said...

if you like Flight of the Conchords:

Murray's song

and

the song about brit getting raped

tem said...

dixie chicks only did country because that was the only thing they could make money at. they tried other things and failed.

they had some solid songs, but that chick does run her mouth too much. they don't play them here anymore either. except one station plays stuff from their first album. or at least first big one.

El Padrino said...

beth has the hots for rico

El Padrino said...

i also have a meeting
supposed to be 10:30 but no call yet

tem said...

RE: Jug pic. Why are you there so early? Nobody but you and the wife are in the stadium.

blue said...

tem-
how was the volleyball? Lots of hotties in very little clothes?

Beth said...

"beth has the hots for rico"

Awwwww, EP is jealous. :-)

tem said...

first impression of this Bowen guy is a country"er" Mellancamp.

Dan The Man said...

Beth:

I thought you were going to be my girl?

Beth said...

I keep waiting for you to make your move DTM, but I'm starting to think you're all hat and no cattle.

blue said...

"I thought you were going to be my girl?"

how very forrest gump of you DTM

tem said...

it rained before we played and my team ate a bunch of chicken fingers and nachos and then got our asses kicked because idiots didn't think that gorging on chicken fingers and nachos before playing might affect their play. (tem did not partake in pregame gorging)

tem was pissed. tem might be done with vball. tem can't play with people who do shit like that. just wait the 50 minutes and then eat a ton. don't gorge yourself and ruin tem's fun.

end temrant.

some quality chicks to look at, but i was in a terrible mood about the panda dicks on my team.

Big Brother's Brother said...

beth has a chubby.

blue said...

tem takes his volleyball seriously.

blue said...

you should have told them that there is no "i" in nachos, but there are 2 in "winning"

tem said...

i hate getting my ass handed to me.

Beth said...

BTW, I think Chipper Jones reads LOV. Yesterday he apparently referred to a NY sports writer as a "weasel".

tem said...

after the game i called them all panda dicks and left.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think FotC have a new ep that just came out this past week. its like 6 songs, couple live ones and the rest are from the show. just sayin.

THE CHAMP. said...

piratebay.org here i come

blue said...

I don't think some of the songs stand alone quite as well as others. You have to have the background of what is going on in the episode.

like the ending of murray's song where jermaine goes all thong song on it, or where murray starts rhyming.

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah blue, the thong part was fookin hilarious.

i agree that they dont translate though.. i tried to show a buddy a couple songs and it kinda fell flat. oh well, i still laughed and thats all that matters.

blue said...

exactly

blue said...

leggie blonde...you have beatiful blonde hair that goes down to your legs, and legs that go down to the floooooor. ooh leggie blonde

blue said...

uh oh...they dropped the microphone into the mine, and found no signs of life.

duh.

maybe they didn't have a good mic tech though? freak the man could have probably done it better.

tem said...

maybe the miners are sick of hearing each other talk and are in quiet time.

tem said...

or maybe they are all dead.

or maybe they missed the hole that the miners are trapped in.


or maybe one miner gorged herself on chicken fingers and then played so poorly that it was embarassing.

blue said...

tem has fatties on his volleyball team

blue said...

cougars don't eat chicken fingers

Big Brother's Brother said...

were the wings dipped in barbeque or bitterness?

El Padrino said...

taling to people in london sort of pisses me off

Big Brother's Brother said...

try talking down to them and see if that helps.

El Padrino said...

it's the other way around

you kno what im sayin

blue said...

tell them that you think their chicks have been looking very fine lately

El Padrino said...

one of them is going on holiday next week

holiday

tem said...

tell them they have panda dicks.

tem doesn't really look too much at his own team when he plays.


OK HUNGRY.

blue said...

they use "holiday" in Canada too

blue said...

canadians: "we're down here on holiday"

Me: "which holiday?"

them: "huh?"

Me: "exactly"

Beth said...

Best British phrase I've ever heard was from a British girl I used to know - "smuggling smarties". If you don't know Smarties are like their version of M&M's and the phrase referred to a girl with visibly hard nipples under her clothes. :-)

Beth said...

You know too, the british would say that TJW smokes a lot of fags.

El Padrino said...

magnificent mile

sounds interesting

Big Brother's Brother said...

its much easier to just say that he likes penis in his throat.

Beth said...

Or pissing on his leg.

El Padrino said...

i need jug to come back
got some question bout da chi

blue said...

sometimes we all need Jug to come back

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Jug's pic.

Jug looks like Tem

El Padrino said...

tem is blond too?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I pooped at Cabela's last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sorry to disappoint.

Big Brother's Brother said...

deke, do u feel 13% less of a man today?

blue said...

Jug=Tem

freak=DTM/Bruce/bigstain

millz=corbin

what is the world coming to

blue said...

maybe deke was saying that all white people look alike.

blue said...

I just decided I'm only working a half day today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke, do u feel 13% less of a man today?"

I feel like more of a man due to the round of applause I received upon exiting the can.

blue said...

cabela's is used to big shitters

jugdish said...

"RE: Jug pic. Why are you there so early? Nobody but you and the wife are in the stadium."

I had never been there before, so we got there pretty early to walk the whole stadium.

blue said...

The chick bruce willis is banging:

here

and here

former playmate of the year.

NSFW

Big Brother's Brother said...

a shitting O for deke.

blue said...

I think Bruce Willis is my hero...way moreso than Justin Timberlake.

Bruce is doing it when he's 52...lets see JT keep up the pace another 25 years

jugdish said...

elp...what's your question on chi?

blue said...

jeter gave alba the herp

and didn't even call himself Ron Mexico

bastard

El Padrino said...

i kinda figured it out but, the traffic from soilder field to O'Hare after the game

i'm gonna book a 9pm flight
the game is a 3:15 kickoff
that leave about 2 hours to get to o'hare after the game, thinking it ends by about 7pm CST..

it says it's about a half hour
good estimate?

also the hotel area is downtown chicago like by a magnificent mile
says it's only 2 miles from soilder field

is any of this making sense

isiah thomas-holth said...

blue said...
what trade got vetoed?


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

This is as far as I am on catching up.

Come on Blue - you know you vetoed it. Why you constantly lie about fantasy baseball is beyond me.

isiah thomas-holth said...

and freak vetoed it as well, we all know ya did little buddies

blue said...

zeke-

i thought you were getting the raw end of that deal, and it was very fair. I'd man up and say if I vetoed a trade, which I haven't unless they are stupid ones involving bruce.

isiah thomas-holth said...

and you know its for other reasons than it being a fair trade, especially since ben's rapealicious deal went through.

isiah thomas-holth said...

its alright ben the deal is back up for you to veto again.

blue said...

I halfway think that zeke vetoed his own trade

El Padrino said...

boggles my mind

blue said...

that he voted against it after everyone said that EP was getting the better end of the deal.

c'mon..man up zeke, just admit it.

you veto everything that comes your way anyway

blue said...

I had a solution to the problem going forward

blue said...

all i hear is zeke making a lot of noise but not making any suggestions.


that's about par for the course

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was gonna make my Prince offer but his late warmth has made me wary.

El Padrino said...

it's out again anyway
we'll see what's what

blue said...

deke-

i think the crew just went through a down period...they'll pick it back up and end up on top. Prince/Hardy/Hart will all heat back up.

isiah thomas-holth said...

all i hear is zeke making a lot of noise but not making any suggestions.


that's about par for the course

I've said when I've vetoed deals. History here has shown people won't man up to say what they've done.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I wouldn't have made the deal if I thought I was getting the raw end of it.

I love the trade.

isiah thomas-holth said...

I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. Figured it'd get shot down the first time.


And its hard to take anything ben says seriously since he was so insecure about his trade that he deleted a comment that was opposed to it.

blue said...

i'm on record on LOF as saying that I let people make their own decisions, for better or worse.

there's just a moral compass from some asshats in our league.

isiah thomas-holth said...

that he voted against it after everyone said that EP was getting the better end of the deal.


I must have missed these comments.

isiah thomas-holth said...

i'm on record on LOF as saying that I let people make their own decisions, for better or worse.

there's just a moral compass from some asshats in our league.

then why delete a comment against your trade?

Mills said...

Ankiel = pick up of the year for that savy fantasy manager. too bad my team is already too good.

though tem is smacking me around like fmtem right now

blue said...

here we go again.

"I didn't delete anything."

"yes you did"

"no, i didn't"

"yes you did"

ok....can we be done with that now.

Mills said...

i thought garth brooks retired.

isiah thomas-holth said...

we just blew out our elbow.

someone call Dr. Andrews.

isiah thomas-holth said...

of course you want to be done with it, you don't like getting called out.

isiah thomas-holth said...

did jug have a response to kods "the vikes will win the central". that is some crazy talk.

blue said...

"of course you want to be done with it, you don't like getting called out."

no, I just enjoy repeating the same argument over again 3 days later.

(s)

isiah thomas-holth said...

here's what I hope will be the final word from me on this, then you can attempt to cover your tracks again....

I posted a comment on LOF against your trade. It was up there for at least a day if not more.

I check LOF the next day and the comment is gone and you've got a comment up in its place.

I've been on blogger for a year and have NEVER seen a comment magically disappear. There is a first time for everything I suppose.

El Padrino said...

spezio a drunk or a cokehead?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Vikes are going to the SOUPER BOWL

isiah thomas-holth said...

meth

tem said...

what is jakarta?

tem said...

damn, jug kinda does look like me.

El Padrino said...

Jakarta

isiah thomas-holth said...

jakarta is the capital of indonesia

isiah thomas-holth said...

Spiffg has a mail bag up.

I forgot - do we get temdiaries of mailbags?

El Padrino said...

jakarta is also hell on earth

muslims, earthquakes, tsunami's and so on

blue said...

I forgot that they expect you to buy books for grad school

tem said...

why do you want to live there?

tem said...

no tem diary for mailbags.

mailbags are usually worth the read.


i am liking this Wade Bowen guy. I might buy his album.

El Padrino said...

i guess i forgot the S

tem said...

ah i see.

a missed S is hearbreaking.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I once saw him fart a plum. I was plum surprised.

tem said...

blue, isn't your work buying the books and shit?

tem said...

some george carlin routine from the 80s was on last night.

it was one of the funniest things i have seen in years. his shit stands the test of time.

i heart carlin.

blue said...

the office will re-imburse me for tuition and books, but I have to pay for them and then submit an expense report. and wait 3 years to get paid back.

blue said...

OK kidz...blue is taking the rest of the day off but will be around for some LoV weekend edition.

hasta

Tyler said...

Somehow I was able to escape from Utar. But I think it extracted it's revenge on the way home because the 405 was bumper-to-bumper at 3pm and on the bus ride to Van Nuys I had to sit next to a guy with massive B.O.

Then this happened forty-five minutes after I got home. It was about three houses up from my apartment complex.

tem said...

utar is a panda dick.

tem said...

blue 3yrs is awhile.

bill the company for interest. at prime +4.

Tyler said...

Utar IS a panda dick.

isiah thomas-holth said...

Utar is no Wyoming.

El Padrino said...

murder suicide in your project

damn son

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