Yesterday I saw a skunk. Those things look like weasels, except black and white and their tails are always in the ready to fire position. The damn thing was wandering around and then went by my car (I was in the house). Thankfully it then wandered on by the car and into the neighbors yard. At that point I tried to scare it with a flashlight and some loud noises, but it didn't really give a fuck. For whatever reason the idea of that skunk spraying the neighbors house was highly entertaining. I'm gonna consult the bible (blessed be) and see what it says about scaring skunks. I don't want to be ill prepared again.
Random Side Note: Fmtem says that I use these too much for them to be random. I had to explain to her that it is the topic that is random, not the side note itself. Umm, that's all.
NASCAR News: Kyle Busch to drive for Gibbs. He's gonna drive the 18. I don't even know who drives it now, some scrub. So this is an upgrade. From scrub to shrub. For all you non-NASCAR fans out there, you'll just have to trust me that "from scrub to shrub" is a hilarious joke. I'm not even going to explain it.
It's that time of the year where the nice NFL players go ahead and get hurt before fantasy drafts. So far not too many have really gotten hurt so there isn't much news to report. Booger is d-u-n for awhile and some other folk are hurting, but no big news yet. T.O. is of course not going to practice. This should shock nobody. He sat out as many practices as possible when Parcells was his coach, dude is going to walk all over Wade. It'll be like when Mrs. Wormwood gets sick and Calvin needs a substitute. That lady goes home at noon.
Random Side Note: Did you all know that most plants are right handed? That's what my left handers calendar told me today. I thought I should share.
SG did another BS report. This one is with Dave Metzler. If I had any clue who that was, I might listen to it. If nobody fills me in then there is a 0% chance that I'll tem-diary that shit.
Random Side Note: Sour Patch Kids are fucking awesome.
It's time to talk about Bill Walsh. Dude is not getting the respect he deserves in the media. I ain't saying that he was the best coach ever, or the most important, or anything of that ilk. I'm just saying that he was a damn good coach and a little bit of some airtime on the WWL was certainly due. I'm 100% sure they could have pre-empted something about Who's Now or Vick or Bonds or Soccer to show a little something something about Walsh. Eff You ESPN.
OK that's it for today folks. Have at it bee snatches.
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it's always nice to see some boobs at the top.
ok, i'm out for a week... i'll be back with a vengeance next wed.
i ran rampant at the end of the last post's comments.
that's a long time to be out. you might go through withdrawals.
have fun tp
look me up
i noticed tem, nice work
work is fun.
time it takes me to run some crappy analysis, like 10 minutes.
time it takes me to print out an envelope in word. 1 hour. nobody knows how to do it, so I milk it for all its worth.
didnt notice
for some reason i thought we missed hudson
nice work tits
still, the way duque is pitching it's a toss up
no one knows how to print an envelope of MS word?
and you work with humans?
wtf
everyone here is old.
i just printed out a "test" envelope. it printed on the wrong side. i must figure out how to fix this.
out for today...going to warped tour.
lata suckas.
this'll be a tough nut to crack, but rest assured i'll get this thing printed out before lunch.
later
dtmjfreakfmtemfakemillsbrucebriancumfost
have fun
envelopes suck...that's why people have assistants. I'm not one of those people, but I use those people's assistants when I have to.
are you an assistant Tem?
I see, freak is freak in LoVAD but all his alter egos during the day...he's like batman, but backwards
i am not cool enough to have an assitant.
i could definitely get one of the office ladies to do it for me, but why would I? I can waste an hour on this.
if i have them do it then I instantly need to move on to another project.
i am assistant associate vice president....or whatever other title i want to make up for myself.
hell, today i am assistant CFO.
I am assistant to the traveling secretary
I think I might add some flare to my resume
i'm a minion
EP, tonight's pitcher Buddy Carlyle may not be as well known, but he's 5-1 with a 2.95 ERA in his past seven starts. So tonight's not a given either.
So what are we betting? If the Braves win the series you change your daughter's name to Elizabeth? :-)
hey, the rockies destroyed the brewers last night....just as I predicted
i thought that was her name already.
elizabeth el padrino.
dtm ≠ me
fmtem ≠ me
fake mills ≠ me
cumfast ≠ me
bruce ≠ me
brian ≠ me
jfreak = me
i know how we'll find out.
freak, do you think i'm a racist?
well if those aren't all freak then they must be beth.
Nah, I'm not smart enough to have alter-egos. I can't even be witty as me, much less as other characters.
Plus, if I was on here as fmtem I'd have had her hitting on me more. :-)
well then the mystery can not be solved.
much like my mystery of how to print an envelope.
we'll figure it out someday...perhaps the culprit will come clean
we get pie in the office today.
what kind of pie?
apple and cherry.
those are good kinds.
ice cream too?
oh yeah ice cream.
also i brought sour patch kids to work.
i'm going to be bouncing off the walls this afternoon.
pregnancy has made my wife crave sour things. Her favorite is some sour punch stix thing-a-ma-bobs. She also enjoys the sour punch kids. I think they are the same company.
I mean sour patch
sour patch kids are fucking awesome.
that's probably in the bible somewhere.
would you say they are sofa king awesome?
Apple pie is better than cherry
I would tend to lean more towards apple pie myself
blue, please retire "sofa king"
Regards.
although "she's my cherry pie, cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. feels so good bring a tear to your eye....sweet cherry pie"
is a better lyric than any apple pie lyrics.
only a retard would name thier kid buddy
he's a loser
braves aint taking 2 of 3 this time lizzy
A la mode literally translates to "in the fashion"
sour patch kids = a tiny slice of heaven
"A la mode literally translates to "in the fashion" "
thank you Michael Scott
i also like apple better than cherry.
George Washington preferred cherry
blue, please use a gun and not a shovel. we dont want it to suffer.
From Wiki on Sour Patch Kids:
"Cadbury Schweppes began airing a new Sour Patch Kids commercial in 2006. This advertisement introduced the new slogan, "First they're sour, then they're sweet. Sour Patch Kids: Sour. Sweet. Gone!" The commercial depicts a red Sour Patch Kid throwing eggs at a man, and cutting a girl's hair, and getting a pigeon to deficate on a child"
WTF?
sour patch kids were originally called "mars men".
you can learn about them here
SPK are completely vegan.
"blue, please retire "sofa king"
blue, please use a gun and not a shovel. we dont want it to suffer"
you guys are sofa king stupid
the sofa king joke goes over tem's head.
the commercials aren't that great...
see them here here and here
those commercials are not even NIT good.
speaking of skunks, there are a couple that live in the field by our house. I can no longer let the dogs run free in that field because, they seem to like to chase skunks
"the sofa king joke goes over tem's head."
I will stop then.
it's kind of a millsish joke anyway...sofaking=so fucking
we need more people to join the pick'em leagues
"and getting a pigeon to deficate on a child"
what better way to say "i want sugar" than having a bird shit on you.
SPK are amazing though. tasty little mofos.
i thought it was so faking.
and it didn't make sense.
retired
tem sucks at pick em leagues.
DFL is my position.
what a shit show
dupe trades all over the map
fuck
fuck
ep seems displeased
"so faking" not making sense = tem, thats hilarious.
tem the proper vernacular is that you do less well in pick'em leagues
at least tits has the first comment
The Sleeper is audibly gassing. negro pleeze.
yes, blessed be to McGee. way to come through in the clutch. too bad we have to replace you with a pinch hitter around the 5th inning though.
""so faking" not making sense = tem, thats hilarious."
that's ok, I stole it from SNL, and I didn't get the joke until the very last time they said it in the skit
i haven't watched SNL in probably over a decade.
but have caught the Jeopardy, Harry Carray skits, and others on youtube.
and dick in a box
there is really no reason to watch that show unless you are really bored and home on a saturday night
My right kidney hurts.
kidney stones?
deke--
what happened to the brewers last night?
I would gladly pass a kidney stone in exchange for not having to get a kidney removed.
6 runs in the 1st 2 innings.
Don't you watch the games?
ah c'mon dialysis isn't so bad
So I've been gone a few days and only skimmed the comments I missed. Has EP ever said what his daughter's first name really is?
Clearly it's something he doesn't want to change to Elizabeth though since he's been silent about a bet...
"Don't you watch the games?"
nope, not really
Beth-
it's on his blog
Rachel Marie
4 Beff.
sister mary margaret
Rachel Marie El Pad
nice ring to it.
too bad that ain't right.
that is NIT wrong.
the italian jokes are hilarious
i love them
beth elizabeth is a name given to cocktail waitresses
my baby is no cocktail waitress
: -)
100
I have enough time keeping up with this blog, certainly you don't expect me to read others?
But I'm impressed EP, very pretty name. Good thing Mrs. EP picked it. :-)
elizabeth is also a very old english type name
i picture an old englishmen procaliming his love for Elizabeth whilst on a horse and carriage
I made it up. Sue me.
ok gilbert
*zorse and carriage
beth i picked out the middle name
i wanted that as her first name
cuz i think it's cool and i've never met a stripper named Riley so i had that going for it
thanks tho
sorry, Zorse...
that and Donna Marie just didnt feel right
I was hoping it would be called Rachel Ray El Padrino....that way when she dropped an EVOO it'd be legit.
"my baby is no cocktail waitress"
You believe what you want, I'll believe the truth.
Yum-o!
HUNGRY
I told you i'm naming my daughter skittles
I'd go with Traci
(s)
who erased my comment about Blue's rapetastic trade on LOF?
this is scandalous....
oh, traci with an i, is a quality name...i'm going to suggest it
they also erased my comment that said "it is fair"
It was either one of:
Deke
Freak
Blue
Spiffg
EP
Tyler
Myself
I didn't do it, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't Deke, Spiffg, EP or Tyler.
Freak or Blue fess up.
that trade is rapetacular.
it wasn't me...i answered with "it's fair"
and it is fair
hmmmm, comments getting magically erased.
ooooooook.
I encourage everyone to veto now.
ok mills
No need to delete comments blue....
zeke is just pissed about the trade because he didn't get to MVN first.
I didn't delete the comments asshat..I even added a comment after yours, and it's gone
the trade is rapetastic and you know it.
I'm pissed because you erased my comment against it.
I don't think I can even delete other people's comments
my comment was up what Sunday and it was there yesterday....now its magically gone....and you have the last comment...
just don't delete comments....that's gay.
"the trade is rapetastic and you know it"
It is not, i'm giving up 2 players who would start on any team in our league to get a good SS.
It certainly isn't as "rapetastic" as a lot of trades that have gone through
my comment about "it's fair" was there yesterday
so blue is a racist, hates plants, and is an eraser too...he's moving up the list past Keith S. to #1 bitch ass
that trade is "sofa king" lopsided and you know it, but good for you for pulling it off.
Just don't delete comments.
That's all I got here.
fuck off freak
i dont erase comments nor do iveto trades
even though i should cuz whoever vetoes my three trades this year have cost me a shot at the playoffs
you'll pay
i know who you are
I posted my comment either Sunday or early yesterday. Checked in on blogs while I was on LOVAD last night still didn't see any "it's fair" comment.
Today my comment is gone, in its place is something by Blue.
That's the evidence we've got to go off of.
For real, that's all I've got on this.
I still expect it to get vetoed
zeke, weazy, corbin will all veto, so only need 3 more, and they always come out of the woodwork.
I placed my "it's fair" comment yesterday afternoon.
they were both gone this morning
I figured it was you, backing off your rapetastic comment
why would I back off a comment?
Just don't delete comments again.
I placed my "it's fair" comment yesterday afternoon.
they were both gone this morning
wow, now I know you're full of shit.
I checked the blog yesterday afternoon....no comment after mines.
Just don't' delete comments again Benedict.
that's a bitch ass move blue
everyone hates you now
hahahahahaha
bitch ass homo
it's lame enough to argue about fantasy baseball....but to delete a negative comment about a trade you're trying to pull is truly pathetic.
no really i'm still worked up
espeacially the sori deal
zeke, i didn't even realize the trade had gone through until I read your comment because MVN sat on it for a long time.
I then wrote "it's fair"
that was yesterday afternoon.
Just don't delete comments again Blue.
believe me or not
it doesn't matter, you'll think what you want to think.
if I was a betting man, i'd bet on freak, since DTM seems to have some agenda against me.
I guess we'll have to "when in rome" this one.
Just don't delete comments again.
I never saw these alleged comments, for the record.
biel, underwear
ryan braun will singlehandedly out-homer my whole team this week
did anyone see that chuck and larry movie where biel gets half naked?
xbox $50 cheaper
I should have pulled the trigger to get him and Gallardo.
Note to self: Check the 12:04 link when I get home.
instead of lowering the price of the 360, maybe add wi-fi to it so you don't have to buy a $100 adapter.
EP you said you've played the wii before right?
it was good?
I might have to snag a 360
wii sports is a blast
i'm not sure if it would translate to fun in other games though
I think the Wii can only go so far. It's great for playing the goofy sports games whilst drunk or drinking.
chimichangas are A+ (not frozen)
and it's only the nintendo version of the sports games where you can emulate the sport...nintendo is not helping the software companies to adapt a game like Madden.
I think you have to make some kind of mock throwing motion in Madden.
yeah WII is good but not as good as the 360 or playwhatever
good for sports true but a bit corny, it's doing so well cuz the kids love it
adults aint buying that shit
boxing is corny
baseball is corny (graphic wise)
tennis is phat, bowling really phat
no WII for me
i wouldnt want to piss off my xbox 360
I saw a midget at lunch.
my dad has a wii, they like to play it when they have a bunch of people over, but other than that it collects a lot of dust
Madden gets a price drop, got'amn Halo better get a price drop too.
come on Bill.
tem, did u cage it?
bill needs to keep the prices up so he can be the richest man instead of that mexican
word. major WTF on the meheecano
gates keeps selling stock so he can give money to his foundation.
Does his foundation count as part of his wealth? Probably not
i don't think blue erased any comments.
also random note: on here i can only erase comments on days that I post. I can't fuck with the comments from yesterday.
i was thinking of attacking the midget and caging it, but it was out in front of the courthouse, so i figured i'd better not. just in case caging midgets is illegal. not sure why it would be, but just in case.
foundation does not count as part of his wealth.
neither does any income he funneled to his kids/family. if he even has any.
I think gates has 2 kids...ugly as sin kids
if my dad was worth 50 some odd billion, i'd probably have some plastic surgery done
i'd get calf implants.
i'd get a third eye
a 4th eye really
I'd have my nipples removed...wtf does a guy need them for anyway
i'd just get a hot fucking wife and not worry about what i looked like.
so who has working knowledge of the state called Tennessee?
nope, it's cheaper to just have plastic surgery
and screw tons of hot chicks
MVN knows tennessee
blue knows a little bit as his brother goes to school there.
what do you need to know
Why even bother getting married?
I'm sure Gates's kids can buy as much poontang as they want for 50 bil$
just checked LOF, I can erase any comment...sure its like they for all the contributors.
i drove thru their to get to NC
there are alot of trees there
so you have that going for you
or you can ask Mr. Wendal
wiwki entry for TN
considering maybe visiting TN (nashville) and seeing what its all about. shitloads of recording studios = me being interested.
just kinda wondered what else the Tee-En brings to the table. is it hickville or is it pretty hip? young people n' shit or what? just that type of ish.
confederates like Tennessee
where does your bro go to school blue?
Jack Daniels Distillery is in TN
as far as young people...knoxville is young.
I'll put it this way, my brother is 23 and hates living in Nashville, he is either moving out here or to Cali in a few months.
"where does your bro go to school blue?"
he actually recently graduated from Middle Tennessee State, just outside of Nashville.
and now he's the manager of a sprint kiosk...that 5 years of school did him good.
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