Tuesday, August 07, 2007

I saw a skunk

Yesterday I saw a skunk. Those things look like weasels, except black and white and their tails are always in the ready to fire position. The damn thing was wandering around and then went by my car (I was in the house). Thankfully it then wandered on by the car and into the neighbors yard. At that point I tried to scare it with a flashlight and some loud noises, but it didn't really give a fuck. For whatever reason the idea of that skunk spraying the neighbors house was highly entertaining. I'm gonna consult the bible (blessed be) and see what it says about scaring skunks. I don't want to be ill prepared again.

Random Side Note: Fmtem says that I use these too much for them to be random. I had to explain to her that it is the topic that is random, not the side note itself. Umm, that's all.

NASCAR News: Kyle Busch to drive for Gibbs. He's gonna drive the 18. I don't even know who drives it now, some scrub. So this is an upgrade. From scrub to shrub. For all you non-NASCAR fans out there, you'll just have to trust me that "from scrub to shrub" is a hilarious joke. I'm not even going to explain it.

It's that time of the year where the nice NFL players go ahead and get hurt before fantasy drafts. So far not too many have really gotten hurt so there isn't much news to report. Booger is d-u-n for awhile and some other folk are hurting, but no big news yet. T.O. is of course not going to practice. This should shock nobody. He sat out as many practices as possible when Parcells was his coach, dude is going to walk all over Wade. It'll be like when Mrs. Wormwood gets sick and Calvin needs a substitute. That lady goes home at noon.

Random Side Note: Did you all know that most plants are right handed? That's what my left handers calendar told me today. I thought I should share.

SG did another BS report. This one is with Dave Metzler. If I had any clue who that was, I might listen to it. If nobody fills me in then there is a 0% chance that I'll tem-diary that shit.

Random Side Note: Sour Patch Kids are fucking awesome.

It's time to talk about Bill Walsh. Dude is not getting the respect he deserves in the media. I ain't saying that he was the best coach ever, or the most important, or anything of that ilk. I'm just saying that he was a damn good coach and a little bit of some airtime on the WWL was certainly due. I'm 100% sure they could have pre-empted something about Who's Now or Vick or Bonds or Soccer to show a little something something about Walsh. Eff You ESPN.

OK that's it for today folks. Have at it bee snatches.

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Beth said...

I like returning to the first comment.

tem said...

it's always nice to see some boobs at the top.

ToddPacker said...

ok, i'm out for a week... i'll be back with a vengeance next wed.

tem said...

i ran rampant at the end of the last post's comments.

tem said...

that's a long time to be out. you might go through withdrawals.

El Padrino said...

have fun tp
look me up

El Padrino said...

i noticed tem, nice work

tem said...

work is fun.

time it takes me to run some crappy analysis, like 10 minutes.

time it takes me to print out an envelope in word. 1 hour. nobody knows how to do it, so I milk it for all its worth.

El Padrino said...

didnt notice
for some reason i thought we missed hudson

nice work tits

still, the way duque is pitching it's a toss up

El Padrino said...

no one knows how to print an envelope of MS word?

and you work with humans?

wtf

tem said...

everyone here is old.

tem said...

i just printed out a "test" envelope. it printed on the wrong side. i must figure out how to fix this.

JFreak said...

out for today...going to warped tour.

lata suckas.

tem said...

this'll be a tough nut to crack, but rest assured i'll get this thing printed out before lunch.

tem said...

later
dtmjfreakfmtemfakemillsbrucebriancumfost

have fun

blue said...

envelopes suck...that's why people have assistants. I'm not one of those people, but I use those people's assistants when I have to.

are you an assistant Tem?

blue said...

I see, freak is freak in LoVAD but all his alter egos during the day...he's like batman, but backwards

tem said...

i am not cool enough to have an assitant.

i could definitely get one of the office ladies to do it for me, but why would I? I can waste an hour on this.

tem said...

if i have them do it then I instantly need to move on to another project.

tem said...

i am assistant associate vice president....or whatever other title i want to make up for myself.


hell, today i am assistant CFO.

blue said...

I am assistant to the traveling secretary

blue said...

I think I might add some flare to my resume

El Padrino said...

i'm a minion

Beth said...

EP, tonight's pitcher Buddy Carlyle may not be as well known, but he's 5-1 with a 2.95 ERA in his past seven starts. So tonight's not a given either.

So what are we betting? If the Braves win the series you change your daughter's name to Elizabeth? :-)

blue said...

hey, the rockies destroyed the brewers last night....just as I predicted

tem said...

i thought that was her name already.

tem said...

elizabeth el padrino.

JFreak said...

dtm ≠ me
fmtem ≠ me
fake mills ≠ me
cumfast ≠ me
bruce ≠ me
brian ≠ me
jfreak = me

blue said...

i know how we'll find out.

freak, do you think i'm a racist?

tem said...

well if those aren't all freak then they must be beth.

Beth said...

Nah, I'm not smart enough to have alter-egos. I can't even be witty as me, much less as other characters.

Plus, if I was on here as fmtem I'd have had her hitting on me more. :-)

tem said...

well then the mystery can not be solved.

much like my mystery of how to print an envelope.

blue said...

we'll figure it out someday...perhaps the culprit will come clean

tem said...

we get pie in the office today.

blue said...

what kind of pie?

tem said...

apple and cherry.

blue said...

those are good kinds.

ice cream too?

tem said...

oh yeah ice cream.

tem said...

also i brought sour patch kids to work.

tem said...

i'm going to be bouncing off the walls this afternoon.

blue said...

pregnancy has made my wife crave sour things. Her favorite is some sour punch stix thing-a-ma-bobs. She also enjoys the sour punch kids. I think they are the same company.

blue said...

I mean sour patch

tem said...

sour patch kids are fucking awesome.

tem said...

that's probably in the bible somewhere.

blue said...

would you say they are sofa king awesome?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Apple pie is better than cherry

blue said...

I would tend to lean more towards apple pie myself

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

blue, please retire "sofa king"

Regards.

blue said...

although "she's my cherry pie, cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. feels so good bring a tear to your eye....sweet cherry pie"

is a better lyric than any apple pie lyrics.

El Padrino said...

only a retard would name thier kid buddy

he's a loser
braves aint taking 2 of 3 this time lizzy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A la mode literally translates to "in the fashion"

El Padrino said...

sour patch kids = a tiny slice of heaven

blue said...

"A la mode literally translates to "in the fashion" "

thank you Michael Scott

tem said...

i also like apple better than cherry.

blue said...

George Washington preferred cherry

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue, please use a gun and not a shovel. we dont want it to suffer.

tem said...

From Wiki on Sour Patch Kids:

"Cadbury Schweppes began airing a new Sour Patch Kids commercial in 2006. This advertisement introduced the new slogan, "First they're sour, then they're sweet. Sour Patch Kids: Sour. Sweet. Gone!" The commercial depicts a red Sour Patch Kid throwing eggs at a man, and cutting a girl's hair, and getting a pigeon to deficate on a child"


WTF?

blue said...

sour patch kids were originally called "mars men".

you can learn about them here

tem said...

SPK are completely vegan.

blue said...

"blue, please retire "sofa king"

blue, please use a gun and not a shovel. we dont want it to suffer"

you guys are sofa king stupid

tem said...

the sofa king joke goes over tem's head.

blue said...

the commercials aren't that great...

see them here here and here

tem said...

those commercials are not even NIT good.

blue said...

speaking of skunks, there are a couple that live in the field by our house. I can no longer let the dogs run free in that field because, they seem to like to chase skunks

blue said...

"the sofa king joke goes over tem's head."

I will stop then.

it's kind of a millsish joke anyway...sofaking=so fucking

blue said...

we need more people to join the pick'em leagues

Big Brother's Brother said...

"and getting a pigeon to deficate on a child"

what better way to say "i want sugar" than having a bird shit on you.


SPK are amazing though. tasty little mofos.

tem said...

i thought it was so faking.

tem said...

and it didn't make sense.

blue said...

retired

tem said...

tem sucks at pick em leagues.

DFL is my position.

El Padrino said...

what a shit show
dupe trades all over the map

fuck



fuck

blue said...

ep seems displeased

Big Brother's Brother said...

"so faking" not making sense = tem, thats hilarious.

blue said...

tem the proper vernacular is that you do less well in pick'em leagues

El Padrino said...

at least tits has the first comment

Big Brother's Brother said...

The Sleeper is audibly gassing. negro pleeze.

Big Brother's Brother said...

yes, blessed be to McGee. way to come through in the clutch. too bad we have to replace you with a pinch hitter around the 5th inning though.

blue said...

""so faking" not making sense = tem, thats hilarious."

that's ok, I stole it from SNL, and I didn't get the joke until the very last time they said it in the skit

tem said...

i haven't watched SNL in probably over a decade.

but have caught the Jeopardy, Harry Carray skits, and others on youtube.

blue said...

and dick in a box

blue said...

there is really no reason to watch that show unless you are really bored and home on a saturday night

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My right kidney hurts.

blue said...

kidney stones?

blue said...

deke--

what happened to the brewers last night?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I would gladly pass a kidney stone in exchange for not having to get a kidney removed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

6 runs in the 1st 2 innings.

Don't you watch the games?

blue said...

ah c'mon dialysis isn't so bad

Beth said...

So I've been gone a few days and only skimmed the comments I missed. Has EP ever said what his daughter's first name really is?

Clearly it's something he doesn't want to change to Elizabeth though since he's been silent about a bet...

blue said...

"Don't you watch the games?"

nope, not really

blue said...

Beth-

it's on his blog

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rachel Marie

Big Brother's Brother said...

4 Beff.

blue said...

sister mary margaret

tem said...

Rachel Marie El Pad

tem said...

nice ring to it.

tem said...

too bad that ain't right.

that is NIT wrong.

El Padrino said...

the italian jokes are hilarious
i love them

El Padrino said...

beth elizabeth is a name given to cocktail waitresses

my baby is no cocktail waitress

: -)

El Padrino said...

100

Beth said...

I have enough time keeping up with this blog, certainly you don't expect me to read others?

But I'm impressed EP, very pretty name. Good thing Mrs. EP picked it. :-)

El Padrino said...

elizabeth is also a very old english type name

i picture an old englishmen procaliming his love for Elizabeth whilst on a horse and carriage

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I made it up. Sue me.

El Padrino said...

ok gilbert

isiah thomas said...

*zorse and carriage

El Padrino said...

beth i picked out the middle name
i wanted that as her first name
cuz i think it's cool and i've never met a stripper named Riley so i had that going for it

thanks tho

El Padrino said...

sorry, Zorse...

El Padrino said...

that and Donna Marie just didnt feel right

isiah thomas said...

I was hoping it would be called Rachel Ray El Padrino....that way when she dropped an EVOO it'd be legit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"my baby is no cocktail waitress"

You believe what you want, I'll believe the truth.

El Padrino said...

Yum-o!

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

I told you i'm naming my daughter skittles

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd go with Traci


(s)

isiah thomas said...

who erased my comment about Blue's rapetastic trade on LOF?

isiah thomas said...

this is scandalous....

blue said...

oh, traci with an i, is a quality name...i'm going to suggest it

blue said...

they also erased my comment that said "it is fair"

isiah thomas said...

It was either one of:

Deke
Freak
Blue
Spiffg
EP
Tyler
Myself

I didn't do it, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't Deke, Spiffg, EP or Tyler.

Freak or Blue fess up.

isiah thomas said...

that trade is rapetacular.

blue said...

it wasn't me...i answered with "it's fair"

blue said...

and it is fair

isiah thomas said...

hmmmm, comments getting magically erased.

ooooooook.

I encourage everyone to veto now.

blue said...

ok mills

isiah thomas said...

No need to delete comments blue....

blue said...

zeke is just pissed about the trade because he didn't get to MVN first.

blue said...

I didn't delete the comments asshat..I even added a comment after yours, and it's gone

isiah thomas said...

the trade is rapetastic and you know it.

I'm pissed because you erased my comment against it.

blue said...

I don't think I can even delete other people's comments

isiah thomas said...

my comment was up what Sunday and it was there yesterday....now its magically gone....and you have the last comment...

isiah thomas said...

just don't delete comments....that's gay.

blue said...

"the trade is rapetastic and you know it"

It is not, i'm giving up 2 players who would start on any team in our league to get a good SS.

It certainly isn't as "rapetastic" as a lot of trades that have gone through

blue said...

my comment about "it's fair" was there yesterday

Dan The Man said...

so blue is a racist, hates plants, and is an eraser too...he's moving up the list past Keith S. to #1 bitch ass

isiah thomas said...

that trade is "sofa king" lopsided and you know it, but good for you for pulling it off.

Just don't delete comments.

That's all I got here.

blue said...

fuck off freak

El Padrino said...

i dont erase comments nor do iveto trades

even though i should cuz whoever vetoes my three trades this year have cost me a shot at the playoffs

you'll pay
i know who you are

isiah thomas said...

I posted my comment either Sunday or early yesterday. Checked in on blogs while I was on LOVAD last night still didn't see any "it's fair" comment.

Today my comment is gone, in its place is something by Blue.

That's the evidence we've got to go off of.

For real, that's all I've got on this.

blue said...

I still expect it to get vetoed

zeke, weazy, corbin will all veto, so only need 3 more, and they always come out of the woodwork.

blue said...

I placed my "it's fair" comment yesterday afternoon.

they were both gone this morning

blue said...

I figured it was you, backing off your rapetastic comment

isiah thomas said...

why would I back off a comment?

Just don't delete comments again.

isiah thomas said...

I placed my "it's fair" comment yesterday afternoon.

they were both gone this morning


wow, now I know you're full of shit.

I checked the blog yesterday afternoon....no comment after mines.

Just don't' delete comments again Benedict.

Dan The Man said...

that's a bitch ass move blue

everyone hates you now

hahahahahaha

bitch ass homo

isiah thomas said...

it's lame enough to argue about fantasy baseball....but to delete a negative comment about a trade you're trying to pull is truly pathetic.

El Padrino said...

no really i'm still worked up
espeacially the sori deal

blue said...

zeke, i didn't even realize the trade had gone through until I read your comment because MVN sat on it for a long time.

I then wrote "it's fair"

that was yesterday afternoon.

isiah thomas said...

Just don't delete comments again Blue.

blue said...

believe me or not

it doesn't matter, you'll think what you want to think.

if I was a betting man, i'd bet on freak, since DTM seems to have some agenda against me.

isiah thomas said...

I guess we'll have to "when in rome" this one.

Just don't delete comments again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I never saw these alleged comments, for the record.

El Padrino said...

biel, underwear

Spaceman Spiff said...

ryan braun will singlehandedly out-homer my whole team this week

blue said...

did anyone see that chuck and larry movie where biel gets half naked?

El Padrino said...

xbox $50 cheaper

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should have pulled the trigger to get him and Gallardo.

whocares said...

Note to self: Check the 12:04 link when I get home.

blue said...

instead of lowering the price of the 360, maybe add wi-fi to it so you don't have to buy a $100 adapter.

isiah thomas said...

EP you said you've played the wii before right?

it was good?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I might have to snag a 360

blue said...

wii sports is a blast

i'm not sure if it would translate to fun in other games though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think the Wii can only go so far. It's great for playing the goofy sports games whilst drunk or drinking.

Spaceman Spiff said...

chimichangas are A+ (not frozen)

blue said...

and it's only the nintendo version of the sports games where you can emulate the sport...nintendo is not helping the software companies to adapt a game like Madden.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think you have to make some kind of mock throwing motion in Madden.

El Padrino said...

yeah WII is good but not as good as the 360 or playwhatever

good for sports true but a bit corny, it's doing so well cuz the kids love it

adults aint buying that shit

boxing is corny
baseball is corny (graphic wise)

tennis is phat, bowling really phat

El Padrino said...

no WII for me

i wouldnt want to piss off my xbox 360

tem said...

I saw a midget at lunch.

blue said...

my dad has a wii, they like to play it when they have a bunch of people over, but other than that it collects a lot of dust

Big Brother's Brother said...

Madden gets a price drop, got'amn Halo better get a price drop too.

come on Bill.

Big Brother's Brother said...

tem, did u cage it?

Spaceman Spiff said...

bill needs to keep the prices up so he can be the richest man instead of that mexican

El Padrino said...

word. major WTF on the meheecano

blue said...

gates keeps selling stock so he can give money to his foundation.

Does his foundation count as part of his wealth? Probably not

tem said...

i don't think blue erased any comments.


also random note: on here i can only erase comments on days that I post. I can't fuck with the comments from yesterday.

tem said...

i was thinking of attacking the midget and caging it, but it was out in front of the courthouse, so i figured i'd better not. just in case caging midgets is illegal. not sure why it would be, but just in case.

tem said...

foundation does not count as part of his wealth.

tem said...

neither does any income he funneled to his kids/family. if he even has any.

blue said...

I think gates has 2 kids...ugly as sin kids

blue said...

if my dad was worth 50 some odd billion, i'd probably have some plastic surgery done

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'd get calf implants.

El Padrino said...

i'd get a third eye

El Padrino said...

a 4th eye really

blue said...

I'd have my nipples removed...wtf does a guy need them for anyway

tem said...

i'd just get a hot fucking wife and not worry about what i looked like.

Big Brother's Brother said...

so who has working knowledge of the state called Tennessee?

blue said...

nope, it's cheaper to just have plastic surgery

blue said...

and screw tons of hot chicks

blue said...

MVN knows tennessee

blue knows a little bit as his brother goes to school there.

what do you need to know

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why even bother getting married?

isiah thomas said...

I'm sure Gates's kids can buy as much poontang as they want for 50 bil$

isiah thomas said...

just checked LOF, I can erase any comment...sure its like they for all the contributors.

El Padrino said...

i drove thru their to get to NC
there are alot of trees there
so you have that going for you

El Padrino said...

or you can ask Mr. Wendal

El Padrino said...

wiwki entry for TN

Big Brother's Brother said...

considering maybe visiting TN (nashville) and seeing what its all about. shitloads of recording studios = me being interested.

just kinda wondered what else the Tee-En brings to the table. is it hickville or is it pretty hip? young people n' shit or what? just that type of ish.

El Padrino said...

confederates like Tennessee

tem said...

where does your bro go to school blue?

blue said...

Jack Daniels Distillery is in TN

as far as young people...knoxville is young.

I'll put it this way, my brother is 23 and hates living in Nashville, he is either moving out here or to Cali in a few months.

blue said...

"where does your bro go to school blue?"

he actually recently graduated from Middle Tennessee State, just outside of Nashville.

and now he's the manager of a sprint kiosk...that 5 years of school did him good.

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