Wednesday, August 01, 2007

corn chips.


bugles.


ranch.


french onion.


i like using my blinker.


jacque daniels.




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here is where i am seeeeeeeeeeeeeriously debating on including a picture of a dead fetus on today's post. (i can still slap it up)
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i decide against it and then order the lobster.


i wish i woulda ordered some Cottage Inn pizza. i think i'll do that tomorrow.


Bill #1, dont forget your measurements.



ps... cue the sloppy Spiffg articles on how this revives KG and how it makes him into a super marketable player now that he's in Boston.

also, tell the kids how KG will soon be thought of as the 'best kept secret' in the Niba since he had been stranded in Minny, but now Boston is just "THE fucking limelight" and all things gold travel through it.

lick satchel, Bill #2.



and vamoosh.

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Tyler said...

First?

Tyler said...

Awe yeah. First time for everything.

Tyler said...

Boston already gave KG an extension. 51$million for three years with the 8.8$million trade kicker. Ainge loves him some KG.

Tyler said...

Still nobody on here?

tem said...

yesterday we talked about 50 greatest NBAers a bit. Current ones specifically.

Any chance J-Kidd makes that list?

ToddPacker said...

mets lost last night

THE CHAMP. said...

who's a better PG than j-kidd?

Stockton
Isaiah
Magic

Maybe Jkidd makes the list. but he'd be in the 45-50 range.

ToddPacker said...

"lick satchel, Bill #2"


made me laugh

tem said...

you left off mcinnis.

tem said...

but i pretty much agree, if he makes it, it is at the tail end.

tem said...

even though he gets triple doubles by the truck load.

not being able to shoot a jumper hinders your chances of being a top 50er in my book.

tem said...

what's the website for this simpsonizer thing?

i know i am like a week late to the game.

blue said...

simpsonizeme.com

tem said...

nevermind i found it on my own. i am smart.

ToddPacker said...

simsonizeme

tem said...

but slightly less smart than blue.

ToddPacker said...

tem is very smrt

tem said...

i think the website just has someone taking your photo and then drawing a simpsons charictature of you.

tem said...

kind of like the midget in the ATM machine that prints money for you.

blue said...

I think J-Kidd might make it. If you say there are 50 players so 10 spots for each position, he's probably top 10.

Stockton
Magic
Isiah
Gary Payton
Bob Cousy

outside of those 5, not a whole lot of other worthy PG for the top 50

blue said...

I think the website doesn't even look at your photo. I made one based off of Mill's wife's photo, and this is what I got.

actually maybe it does work

blue said...

c'mon weazy, you know i'm just playin

blue said...

I sometimes worry how guilty i'll feel if weazy off'd himself. I'd say i'd feel a 7.3 on a scale of 1-10

tem said...

is that less guilty than you felt after poisoning the dog?

blue said...

bringin the D- minus game today with an early morning Natty...without EP here to block, I can rule this roost

blue said...

oh, i didn't feel guilty about the dog. that fucker used to bite my legs when I was trying to fish in my uncle's pond

ToddPacker said...

i guess rod beck liked drugs

blue said...

i'm glad that bitch ass is gone

get it

tem said...

that size restriction on the photo sucks.

tem said...

i think i get it.

you are pretty heartbroken over it.

ToddPacker said...

i missed the dog poison story...

tem said...

being back in the office after 2 days out means lots of people want to talk with me.

i think i can play them off each other for an entire day.

"ah i can't talk about that now, i gotta meet with so and so in 5 minutes about this other thing"

blue said...

beignets were good?

blue said...

a new hero for TP

Mills said...

I want those 5 seconds of my life back where I actually started to read that drivel before realizing it was BBB's day to post.

Mills said...

tem --

i think Kidd gets a run at the list. Triple double machine is tough to pass up.

ToddPacker said...

only 32 days until newton gets his first chance in mop up duty against western kentucky

Mills said...

the wife did indeed simpsonize herself actually.

i didn't think it did a very good job. or maybe she didn't when she tweaked it.

blue said...

I don't think Western Kentucky will beat florida that badly

tem said...

also there were random cookies on my chair when i got to work.

there were in a bag.

i ate some.

hope i don't die.

ToddPacker said...

"I don't think Western Kentucky will beat florida that badly"


funny... i meant reverse mop up duty

Mills said...

Greatest 50 would be a lot harder to pick today that it was 10 years ago or whatever.

Bye bye Scottie Pippen...

ToddPacker said...

today's post was great.... nice work, jug

blue said...

hopefully those cookies don't have strychnine in them

Mills said...

Who would you take off? AND WHY?

THE 50 GREATEST PLAYERS IN NBA HISTORY

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Nate Archibald
Paul Arizin
Charles Barkley
Rick Barry
Elgin Baylor
Dave Bing
Larry Bird
Wilt Chamberlain
Bob Cousy
Dave Cowens
Billy Cunningham
Dave DeBusschere
Clyde Drexler
Julius Erving
Patrick Ewing
Walt Frazier
George Gervin
Hal Greer
John Havlicek
Elvin Hayes
Magic Johnson
Sam Jones
Michael Jordan
Jerry Lucas
Karl Malone
Moses Malone
Pete Maravich
Kevin McHale
George Mikan
Earl Monroe
Hakeem Olajuwon
Shaquille O'Neal
Robert Parish
Bob Pettit
Scottie Pippen
Willis Reed
Oscar Robertson
David Robinson
Bill Russell
Dolph Schayes
Bill Sharman
John Stockton
Isiah Thomas
Nate Thurmond
Wes Unseld
Bill Walton
Jerry West
Lenny Wilkens
James Worthy

ToddPacker said...

they were loaded with chocolate strychnine chips

Mills said...

today's post was great.... nice work, jug
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tp -- the sky is blue. michael jackson is black.

blue said...

anyway....

so tem, tell us some good NO stories

tem said...

if they have strychnine in them i will not be happy.

tem said...

i sat next to someone from Denver at the game. they did not know Blue.

tem said...

The Destroyers coach puts the Art Shell face to shame. Art had to have learned it from this guy.

blue said...

was it John Elway, because I don't know him

tem said...

at the piano bar the piano singer lady started to do "dick in a box" but then stopped. i was pretty pissed.

Mills said...

Anyone see Daunte signed with the Raiders?

mild WTF?

I guess he got his one year deal, and can probably start and try and get a new gig next year.

tem said...

mills that is too many players to think of. break it down to your bottom 10 or 5 and i'll let you know whether or not i think they should get the boot.

ToddPacker said...

john elway has a zorse face

tem said...

i'm down with the who gets kicked off conversation, but not down with the leg work.

blue said...

since today is top 50 day

here is a list of the top 50 movie robots

tem said...

it was a really old dude and his son. who was old.

ToddPacker said...

tem giving mills busy work is funny

tem said...

Robot list is dumb. Kitt isn't a robot.

tem said...

why did the Pirates trade for Matt Morris?

Mills said...

Shanoff called Brady Quinn a "d-b-a-g?

blue said...

i've never heard of most of those robots

tem said...

other NO stories:

fmtem got hammered on the hurricane's at Patty O Briens.

blue said...

that's a good story

tem said...

then we ate on some balcony and she proceeded to yell at anyone with a Destroyers shirt/hat/anything on. She wasn't making fun of them though. She was still cheering the Destroyers on. I guess she thought it was best 2 out of 3.

Mills said...

mills that is too many players to think of. break it down to your bottom 10 or 5 and i'll let you know whether or not i think they should get the boot.
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i don't even recognize some of the names. maybe blue does. he is old skool.

blue said...

I wouldn't take anybody off that list

ToddPacker said...

balcony food in NO is always good

Mills said...

of people i have heard of, I would put these are boderline:
worthy
walton

and these as not in:
parrish
pippen

blue said...

maybe replace Worthy with Duncan, and Lenny Wilkens with Jason Kidd, and Pippen with Kobe.

that is all

blue said...

damnit, you lured me in.

nevermind my last post

blue said...

we need DTM to come around and pimp slap weazy

tem said...

if you want to give the SG a heart attack just write an article about how Bird is not top 50.

tem said...

if it halfway makes sense he will die.

Mills said...

i don't fear freak if that is what you are implying.

no KG? no Lebron?

tem said...

another NO story:

one of the strip clubs down there had a big advertisement "MODERATELY PRICED"

i have yet to determine if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

tem said...

Also it was nice to see places sporting signs like "voted best on the street 5 years in a row" and then you found out that was 1990-94.

blue said...

Lebron has played in the league for 4 years. He is not top 50 yet.

KG is on the outside looking in. Win something, then get back to me.

Nique is more deserving to be top 50 than KG

ToddPacker said...

one time in NO after florida got beat by ND in the sugar bowl (the betis game), I some how got a hold of the DJ mic in a strip bar on bourbon street and made the announcement that lou holz had died of a heart attack in the locker room after the game... i was asked to leave the establishment

tem said...

No LeBron yet, but I am sure he will make it soon enough.

blue said...

"voted best on the street 5 years in a row"

beth has this on her myspace page

tem said...

talent alone sure, but he doesn't have the lengthy career yet.

Mills said...

Nash?

blue said...

Nash is canadian. this is a top 50 all-time, canadians are not allowed

Mills said...

KG is in. He has had like 10 straight years of 20/10. That is worth something. He is a top 5 player in the league EVERY year. They were good when they supported him with some decent players. He is a great team player. He just can't do it by himself like they have expected the last couple of years.

Mills said...

would take KG over the Chief anyday of the week and 8x on sunday.

blue said...

Nash would be right on the edge though. I probably wouldn't put him in because his overall numbers aren't terrific, but the last few years he's been at that level.

blue said...

KG < Nique

if nique is not on the list KG is not.

ToddPacker said...

if glavine doesn't get his 300th W against the cubs in his next start, i'll be at shea when he faces the marlins....

tem said...

or it'll be the next game.

Dan The Man said...

Here comes Mills again, sucking off on Garnett. The guy is a fraud.

Go be a bitch ass somewhere else

Mills said...

The Chief scored like an 8 on his ACT. He had a case in Sports Law about it. I don't remember anything other than how boderline mentally insufficient the Chief is.

Dexter Manley style.

ToddPacker said...

niba talk in august is awful

Mills said...

this is awfully early for a college aged kid freak. go back to bed.

blue said...

yeah, enough NBA talk

tem said...

KG needs to do something bigger before he makes the top 50 for me.

Right now he is slightly better than Elton Brand. Who is a solid solid player, but not top 50.

tem said...

great stats, no wins.

KG and Elton Brand.

Mills said...

KG < Nique

if nique is not on the list KG is not.
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this is not evening worth addressing. so i will...

Nique was a 1 tool player. A scorer.

KG scores, boards, dishes the ball and plays great defense.

It's not even close.

blue said...

good call Tem

Mills said...

blue -- did you grow up in atlanta or eat paint chips as a kid?

blue said...

Idiot!

Nique was one of the greatest scorers of all time. ALL TIME ass munch.

KG is not a greatest anything of all time

blue said...

again mills, it was before your time, i give you a pass

you were watching the care bears and electric company. Which color hair did your "my little pony" have?

Mills said...

ok. moving on.

tem -- you are right. wtf on morris to the pirates.

worst.deadline.trade.this.year.by.far.

Dan The Man said...

My little pony is a good one.


bitch ass

he probably debated with Corbin about which My Little Pony had prettier hair.

Dan The Man said...

Do you know what your problem is Mills? Neither do we. Maybe you should get that checked out.

Mills said...

Nique average 24.8 pts/6.7 rbs/2.5 assists/1.28 steals/.6 blocks for his career. In a MORE OFFENSIVE ERA of play.
16 seasons. 8x all-star

KG goes for 20.5/11.4/4.5/1.4/1.7
12 season. 10x all-star in the West at PF (not easy to do)

He is better in every category outside of scoring than Nique.

Its not even close who is better between the two.

what did nique ever win?

Mills said...

nique's contemporaries re: jordan, barkley, drexler, magic, bird were all much better than him.

Mills said...

Do you know what your problem is Mills? Neither do we. Maybe you should get that checked out.
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Maybe you should get a new schtick.

Beth said...

"voted best on the street 5 years in a row"
"beth has this on her myspace page"

Unfortunately for me that was also back in 1990-1994. Of course I was 12 to 16 those years but damn did I make some good money...

Mills said...

Of course I was 12 to 16 those years but damn did I make some good money...
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What's it like to be out of your prime earning years?

blue said...

mills just doesn't get it

if you never saw nique play, they you'll never understand.

what did garnett ever win? At least Nique won more than 2 playoff series in his career.

He played in an Era where the Celtics dominated the east and he single handedly made the Boston/Atl series close.

KG is good, but he's not better than nique

Mills said...

I am fairly certain Tyler would pick KG over DW even though his distate for me. That means something.

Mills said...

i gotta go work. lates.

Beth said...

And talk about conflicted feelings for me last night - I'm still a big Glavine fan so want him to get #300 soon but then again I of course normally want the Mets to lose.

Although as long as the Mets don't win the game with Glavine not getting the win something good will come out of it for me no matter what happens.

tem said...

KG goes for for 20.5/11.4/4.5/1.4/1.7
12 seasons.


Brand goes for 20.3/10.2/2.7/0.94/2.10
8 seasons.

tem said...

Glavine wants win 300 to come in Atlanta, so Beth can see it live.

blue said...

if you compare Nique's first 12 years with Garnett's first 12 years, Nique's numbers get a lot closer.

remember players get old, he held on for another 3 or 4 years past his prime that dragged his overall numbers down

Again, he was before your time Weazy, so you get a pass.

blue said...

screw it we need a titty link

Jenna Jameson before she got all scary

probably nsfw

whocares said...

Auburn's summer practice starts tomorrow.

I'm slightly chubbed up.

blue said...

But then WC remembered that Brandon Cox is still their QB...and chub went away quickly

blue said...

Stan White ain't walking through that door.


hahahahahahaha

tem said...

Oregon State went 12-0 in my sim of NCAA last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mets lost

blue said...

fake Oregon State is tough...ask USC

tem said...

brewers won.

tem said...

also that season fake Kentucky was tough.

They might have won the SEC.

blue said...

Yi is sending ninjas to Milwaukee

blue said...

strahan is learning the meaning of "backfired"

tem said...

ninjas are japanese.

tem said...

maybe.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dear God,

Don't kill my morning with college football.

Regards,
Deke

blue said...

Simeon Rice is Strahan's arch enemy?

Did the NFL become a comic book?

blue said...

yeah, ninjas are japanese, that's what makes it so awesome that Yi is sending them to assassinate the Milwaukee Bucks organization

whocares said...

I have no problems with Cox. He went 11-2 last year on two bad knees.

Big Brother's Brother said...

For the Diseazle

Dan The Man said...

Blue-

that makes no fucking sense. Ninjas are Japanese, and nowhere in that article did it even talk about ninjas. Did you even read the article or just pull a Shanoff and go from the headline?

whocares said...

Deke,


How can you hate college football but like the NBA?

I thought I knew you better than that.

blue said...

DTM has put me in my place. I apologize.

Bitch ass

tem said...

the list of 100% approved LOV discussion topics would be a very short one.

blue said...

boobs would be on that list

whocares said...

And deke,


God doesnt answer prayers of non-college football fans. As he is one himself. He even has his own team.

whocares said...

*Even though said team's preferential treatment makes me question the existence of a higher power.



God's ironic like that.

tem said...

i wouldn't vote against God.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't hate college football.

I just don't really care to hear analysis on every. goddamm. team. Every week.

And constantly hearing about how good guys are(QBs) when 70% of them throw like fairies.

I just don't care until the season starts.

THE CHAMP. said...

"God doesnt answer prayers"

you should have stopped here.

blue said...

champ making a return appearance

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I only care about the Badgers on Saturdays. Or Thursdays.

tem said...

badgers won the big 10 in my sim too.

it was a fucked up year.

whocares said...

"I don't hate college football.

I just don't really care to hear analysis on every. goddamm. team. Every week.

And constantly hearing about how good guys are(QBs) when 70% of them throw like fairies.

I just don't care until the season starts."
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You'd rather argue about who is Top 50 all time in baxitball?

THE CHAMP. said...

yeah i'm back for a limited time.

blue said...

Champ is like the McRib

Big Brother's Brother said...

The Rapture happened and you have all been left behind.


Truth hurts,

Deity.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i wish the Bacon Mushroom Melt would come back to Wendys.

damn you Dave, damn your dead carcass.

THE CHAMP. said...

instead we're stuck with the "baconator"

Big Brother's Brother said...

weazy said the rockets won it back in 91/92.

that is still funny.

THE CHAMP. said...

there's a pizza joint here with a buffalo chicken pizza.....bbbbbuuuuggguuuuhhhhh

blue said...

4 alarm spicy chicken sandwich is a quality offering that needs to come back too

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah, fuck the baconator, i want melted cheese and mushrooms on it.

blue said...

i've had a buffalo chicken pizza before, it had a ranch sauce instead of marinara...it wasn't half bad

THE CHAMP. said...

no ranch sauce on this. just buffalo sauce.

tem said...

WWL AFL Headline "SaberCats nip Destroyers for third ArenaBowl title in six years"

Sabercats won 55-33 and kicked the Destroyers ass.

THE CHAMP. said...

meat and cheese people. meet. and. cheese.

blue said...

i saw you on TV at the game Tem

THE CHAMP. said...

AFL is rising in my book. I watched a few games this year. Next year i'm getting some tickets to the Force.

Big Brother's Brother said...

pizza with ranch is a must.

actually, ranch is a given with most everything.

tem said...

buff chick pizza is good.

i like it with the hot sauce.

ranch sounds gross.

blue said...

fmtem had one of those foam fingers and was wearing a kermit outfit for some reason

whocares said...

Champ is getting sucked in by the ESPN media machine.



They WANT you to buy tickets to AFL. Fight the urge.

whocares said...

Pizza is good.

Wings are good.


But I dont enjoy them slammed into one concoction.

isiah thomas said...

one time in NO after florida got beat by ND in the sugar bowl (the betis game), I some how got a hold of the DJ mic in a strip bar on bourbon street and made the announcement that lou holz had died of a heart attack in the locker room after the game... i was asked to leave the establishment


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blue said...

the AFL isn't that bad. It's actually pretty fun to watch in person.

tem said...

i wouldn't be shocked if i was on TV.

tem said...

the kermit outfit is my favorite.

tem said...

next year's arena bowl is either going to be in Vegas, New Orleans, Chicago, Orlando, or Kansas City.

Dan The Man said...

Why does your wife dress up as Kermit? Does she have "daddy" issues?

blue said...

KC?

tem said...

no, because i am rowlf.

tem said...

yep, KC is bidding for the arena bowl as well.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"ranch sounds gross."

hold your tongue, whench.

blue said...

It was in Vegas the year that the Crush won. Their field was weird, the corners in the endzone were rounded off so the field was like a large oval.

Big Brother's Brother said...

zeke, wheres that from?

blue said...

BBB-
that was a TP story from earlier today

tem said...

let me rephrase, ranch as pizza sauce sounds gross.

tem said...

TP stories are generally awesome.

blue said...

garlic ranch pizza sauce is actually pretty damn good

tem said...

HUNGRY

Big Brother's Brother said...

apparently i need to do a recap. 100+ posts by 10am meant lots of skipping.

actually, i skipped pretty much everything seeing that weazy was involved in a "conversation".

Big Brother's Brother said...

i want a ranch I.V.

blue said...

i'm ready for daylight savings time to be over

THE CHAMP. said...

i'm ready for daylight savings time to be over


why does this matter?

isiah thomas said...

Greatest PG List

blue said...

it doesn't, i'm just tired of it

blue said...

forgot about the big O. although he wasn't really a PG

isiah thomas said...

nba and cfb are always acceptable topics of convo (as long as weazy isn't commenting)

isiah thomas said...

and great post jug, seeing the mind of a gee-nus at work is always entertaining.

isiah thomas said...

(ns)

whocares said...

Tired of DST?

You like when it gets dark early?


You're weird.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ranch is bomb

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