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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 483 Newer› Newest»the tape on the mouth is sure to work.
but i am not going to do any work for a bit.
i already done did work.
obviously my work was not of the grammatical variety. if there is such work.
i'm thinking about seeing the Simpson's movie this weekend. i assume it is LOV approved.
if not i might have to check out something else.
or else i should slow down. i've been watching too many movies lately.
too much, too soon.
Why can chicks where flip flops to the office?
And seriously if you are going to do that you should paint your toes or something.
Old chick gross toes are not cool.
Also from yesterday, wtf is going on in Utah that you have to be a member to drink and you only get near beer?
They don't have any normal proof shit?
Mormons got some good ideas with the multiple wifes and all, but the liquor stuff is a killer.
fmtem is terrible at reporting sports news. she told me robby gordon was fined 350K$ in NASCAR.
He was fined 35K$
silencio.
Tem, not sure about LOV approved but The Simpsons movie is Beth approved, for what it's worth.
I saw it the first weekend it was out and thought it was hilarious.
damn i am treating this post as my own personal playground.
its like i ditched class and went out to recess early.
Mrs. Wormwood can suck it.
Nice C&H reference Tem.
that's 2 days in a row of C&H references for me.
yesterday it was Wade Phillips = substitute teacher for Calvin (TO). He's going to get walked all over.
Some lady had a pencil pulled out of her brain after 55 years.
why the fuck pull it out now?
Maybe she needed something to write with.
3.2 beer in Utah is no different than like coors light or bud light or miller lite or corona. Those beers are 3.2 all the time, no matter where you buy them. If you like "non-light" beers, or micro brews then it makes a difference.
the only reason I am edumacated on 3.2 beer is that 3.2 is all they can sell in grocery stores here unless they have a liquor license...thus if you want beer you have to go to the liquor store, which by law are closed on sundays, which sucks ass.
that does suck.
a lady just told me she had carpel tunnel for 3 or 4 days.
umm lady...that shit doesn't just go away.
researchers have found that the Baby Einstein vid ee ooos make your kid dumber.
proof
i had some sort of nurse practictioner tell me that i had mono, but that it went away on its own.
i have super anti-bodies.
Blue, try living in Georgia - no alcohol sales of any kind allowed on Sundays. Hell, you can't even buy non-alcoholic beer on Sundays.
"the research team found that with every hour per day spent watching baby DVDs and videos, infants learned six to eight fewer new vocabulary words than babies who never watched the videos. "
2hrs a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, that's 5 thousand words a year that the kid ain't learning.
Beer 24/7 365.
Liquor not after 2pm on Sunday or something wierd like that.
But you can booze up before church and immediately afterwards.
why matt damon is cool
bourne supremacy spoof on Kimmel.
Damon comes in towards the end and it's hilarious
re: Baby Einstein
the lady who developed those videos was on tv last night. Her "excuse" is that the intention of the videos is for parents to watch them with their kids and cause interaction that would be stimulating.
but...parents use the videos as a distraction to settle kids down, or ignore them.
ignored kids are always dumber, just ask DTM.
What's church?
I was going to use "stupider" in replace of dumber, but that sounded less well
that's a good link blue.
church is an outfielder for the Nats.
I like Matt Damon.
How come Aflack isn't that cool?
and how come aflack gets to nail Jenny Gardner.
and he helped keep J-Lo from getting pre-eclampasia.
bam, another natty.
i'm en fuego.
Damon does seem way more down to earth than Affleck.
I think it's because Damon's career never really skyrocketed. Damon was a star before GWH and after.
plus he married a hot chick that was a bartender...which seems pretty cool
and Matt Damon is related to Johnny Damon.
and didn't do like 47 movies with Kevin Smith, especially ones after Smith lost his mojo.
Damon is my hero for the day.
Smith's wife is hot.
I won't hold being related to Yonny Damon against him.
what's the last good movie affleck was the star of?
Matt Damon would easily be on my male top 5 list.
just got it
flooded roads (which i've nver seen before, living in ny)
power outages
fatal accident in Staten Isl
downed tree blocking route 1 & 9
and a tornado in brooklyn
i was going to get out of the care and make sexy time with the first girl i saw thinking this was armageddon
"what's the last good movie affleck was the star of?"
he was in mallrats, but not the star...so I've got nothing
and OP shit the bed
not in a good mood
shut up beth
Yonny Damon isn't really related to Matt, I don't think
his bit part in boiler room is phenominal
i think it was Good Will Hunting.
" was going to get out of the care and make sexy time with the first girl i saw thinking this was armageddon"
I follow your train of thought...first Barry breaks the record, and then the world ends.
or Armageddon....I guess.
But is affleck the "star" of Good Will Hunting? He's a sidekick
Armegeddon:
that's a circle of LoV within like 3 minutes
Kopbe divorce, Barry breaks the record, and strahan retiring, definitely armageddon.
the only that saved the world was Glavine getting 300. he won't brag about it though.
if you don't give him credit for GWH then the answer is never.
he was the star in Pearl Harbor, which wasn't a horrible movie.
that was a circle of LOV record.
good > wasn't horrible.
Chasing Amy was a high quality flick that he was the star of.
though he wasn't the "star" his best character ever was O'Bannon
the sum of all fears was good
tom clancy stuff
and he was decent in hollywoodland
serious i thought the world was being attacked by aliens
i was waiting for the meteor showers
His turn as Danny COleman was fantastic.
EP, I can respect you making up that long list of reasons for being late into work this morning, but we both know you were lying in bed depressed about the Mets game and the 2nd place writing on the wall.
"ACT AS IF"
"EP, I can respect you making up that long list of reasons for being late into work this morning, but we both know you were lying in bed depressed about the Mets game and the 2nd place writing on the wall."
ERRONEOUS!!
ERRONEOUS!!
on all counts
nice BR ref iam
i like when he throws the car keys on the table
and when he gets em back
"yeah... thanks"
get the fuck out of here Skippy
yeah love it
i wish i worked for JT Marlin
They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby
storm
i told you bitches el pad dont lie
See EP, even Tem didn't believe your storm story at first, he had to look it up to make sure I wasn't right about you being depressed about the game. :-)
rockies are about to sweep the brewers.
i had to make sure el pad wasn't late because he was on extended diaper duty.
i got a no changing diaper streak at three days now
it feels good
i wanna break DiMaggio's record
I like when Yum Yum is around, there are more smiley faces to go around.
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Blue, fuck off.
Late to the game comment:
Blue, beers like Coors Light, Bud Light, etc. have an alcohol content of 4.3%, not 3.2%. You're getting shorted up there in the Rockies. That John Denver was full of shit.
aha, i thought that too WC.
but wasn't sure enough to say anything.
utah sucks
utah spelled backwards is hat u.
Blue, not only do you get more smiley faces, you might even get an occasional wink. ;-)
I try to stay away from "lol" though.
Did anyone watch the Giants game last night, before Barry went yard?
The asst. GM, or somebody, was in the booth and they were axing him why the folks of SF loved Barry. He couldnt even come up with a good reason.
Announcer: "Why do the people here love Barry."
Asst. GM: "Ummmmmm, I guess because he grew up here."
blue must have been caught off guard by deke's attack.
i did not watch the game. i don't know why they would love him either.
other than he helps them win.
how can yahoo not have Joba Chamberlain
i've been trying to pick him off waivers for 4 days now
bush league
iono.
Yeah, yahoo took a week to get Manny Parra up there so I just gave up on it.
zeke is definitely making a run for the champyunship
I remember when my team was good.
Yeah, that was awesome.
"Blue, beers like Coors Light, Bud Light, etc. have an alcohol content of 4.3%, not 3.2%. You're getting shorted up there in the Rockies. That John Denver was full of shit."
somebody needs a lesson in alcohol content by volume vs alcohol content by weight. Basically on the packages, they show alcohol by weight which is 1.0% higher than what the actual alcohol by volume is. This was learnt to me at the coors brewery a few times, but I will look for confirmation online.
I was trying to grap Justin Upton for about a week before he came onto Yahoo too, then he had to go through waiver claims which is shitastic.
3.2 beer defined
blue laid the smackdown
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and per wiki:
"In some jurisdictions (Minnesota, Oklahoma, Colorado and Utah, for example), beer sold in establishments such as supermarket chains and convenience stores must be less than 3.2% alcohol by weight (4% ABV). This low alcohol beer is also referred to as 3.2 ("three-two") beer"
this is why i'm a lord of beerz
H man if your out there i sent u sumthin
Miller Lite is 4.2 by volume.
blue's racism has run over to elitism today
deke-
the amounts listed on the labels/containers are always by weight to convince the consumer that they are stronger i.e not 3.2
ABV is the number we care about
oops, I said that backwards.
you're right. The amounts listed are by volume on the product, which is higher than by weight...3.2 refers to by weight.
so if miller lite is 4.2 abv, then it's a 3.2-3.4 abw designated by the ATF.
I'm confused...I just need a beer!
"ABV is the number we care about"
it's all the same is what i'm telling you. It's just how the calculation is done.
a 3.2 beer (by gov't standards) = 4.0-4.2 abv
What's up? I was on vacation last week and playing catchup this week.
Congrats on your new baby girl elp...VERY cool!
all breweries use ABV for products
give me liquor.
baseball players and their enterance music
ok, i'm dun with beer talk, that's why we made LOB
thanks jug
and good work last week
i hear you were an all star
80 proof baby
josh beckett's choice of a nickelback song disappoints me
I wish I could get that kind of credit around the office!
Carlos Delgado comes in to a Daddy Yankee song...that's kind of cool!
lov is more important that the office
damion easley is too legit to quit
David Wells...crazy train = fitting
my entrance music would be "rockstar" by nickelback
Tom Glavine's at bat music cracks me up
what's the odds that he didn't pick that, it's just whatever the stadium dj plays
ok josh beckett
elp...how did you like that fact that a Mets fan passing through San Fran got Bonds' ball last night in the scrum?
Oh, so I see Jug gets all the credit for everything over the last week. Fuck that.
his bitch ass didn't create the bitchass power rankings
loved it
wish i knew the kid
matt murphy from queens, ny
bloodied, ripped met jersey
awesome
Matt Stairs comes into the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme...I wonder if he wears jean shorts under his uni.
represent son
METS suck
after a hr he should climb to the top of the dugout and chug cans of beer
gynecomastia, or enlarged male breasts, which affects 40 percent to 70 percent of adolescent boys due to a hormonal fluctuation during puberty. While most grow out of it after two years, about 15 percent continue to experience anything from puffy nipples to C-cup breasts. Even lactation.
Hormonal fluctuation? Its due to eating like Lard Ass.
No, DTM, you suck
ok, that sucked
ok, i understand your last name is Holiday but you cannot get pumped up for an at bat by a madonna song, espeacially that madonna song
zeke that was a scary post
we should ask rev if he leaks
Cliff Floyd comes in to the theme from Sanford and Son.
at least make it Weezer's "Holiday".
Granderson always comes in to Snoop or Dre. i always smile, cause he's our Bryant Gumble.
does green day have a titled track called "Holiday"?
basically ABM
anything but madonna
that was from the link Beth posted on the other thread.
i applaud any and all Beastie Boy entrance music
maybe he should have "started back at oooooooooooooooone" by Mr McKnight. fitting cause he is leadoff and because he too slides down the fireman's pole.
I hate when the Latino guys come to the plate with some straight up Latin music blaring. It sounds so corny.
anything metallica or Ozzy Oz is solid too
green day - yes
beltran does that
i immediately do the merengue when i hear it
TPS is flaunting its lactating mitts in my face....I'm scurred.
This will be a long day.
latinos love their electric piano and indistinguishable, loud vocals. chappelle showed me this.
the mcknight/fireman pole comment has me in hyeterics
True
is it only funny to me that Kaz Matsui comes out to Enter the Dragon theme song?
is it only funny to me"
nope.
papelbon comes in to Wild Thing apparently...sometimes.
that gives me a papelboner
great link jug
Helton is not on this list, but he comes out to Ozzy, Animal...i believe. I know it's Ozzy
I had no clue Trevor Hoffman stole my Imperial March idea.
He's smarter than I thought.
hoffman is wise.
and strong with the force.
ps.. the suction cup sound you hear is Pedro Gomez releasing his lips from Barry's undercarriage.
i'd have a rotation for my music.
Death metal.
Teletubbies theme.
Chinese rap.
McPhee gets a gust of wind up the skirt, we get to see her undies
yay mcphee
"anything metallica or Ozzy Oz is solid too"
Then you should be happy to know that Chipper has used Crazy Train for years EP.
estatic
nice spiff
perv
blue is a racist conservative.
objectifying women is wrong, you guys.
and anti-liquor.
he loves his near beer.
prohibition has blue's favorite era.
well, maybe second favorite. slavery was his favorite.
Slow day, eh?
where is DTM to help agree with tem
Prohibition was a great era...without prohibition Root Beer wouldn't have been produced.
maybe it still would have been produced, but not as much
hates plants.
loves root beer.
what more is there to say.
DTM is shanoff.
haha, celtics are trying to get reggie miller to play for them.
it could be true...
although i didn't realize shanoff had such a potty mouth
Miller was only a 5 time All Star??!?!?!?!
oh yeah.
Celts signed Scot Pollard...there you go, that'll get them to the finals
Tem-
that's cheryl miller...why would they want reggie, they have 2 shooters already
bonds hit 756
i wonder if tjw cummed in his panties when he did
756 what?
HRs?
I didn't realize Bonds hit for power.
home video from RF when barry hit 756
you can't really see him hit it, but you'll know when you see the billion camera flashes from behind home plate...then the ball lands about 10 feet in front of the camera...and the madness ensues
i'd have dropped that camera and gone for the ball. ninja style.
people may have died.
the video is pretty cool, kind of like being there, like the video of Ortiz's big hit against the yankees a couple years ago.
i'm still stuck on the fact that WWL article says Reggie was a 5 time all star. only 5????
"i'd have dropped that camera and gone for the ball. ninja style"
I agree, although I think the dude had his kid with him, so kid's safety probably worth more than the couple hunred thousand you'd get for the ball.
vid was cool
reminded me of the tigs game clinching hr from last year in the ALCS
lunchytime
i had arroz con pollo but not with pollo but with pork
becasue pork > chicken
homeade, mmmmmmm
buried under TPS IED's, but wanted to throw in a "good job" to the deadline deals that are getting done. Nice job gang.
keep your weasel paws off them then
"so kid's safety probably worth more than the couple hunred thousand you'd get for the ball. "
this is ridiculous.
deadline is like 15 days away.
imma trading machine next week.
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