Wednesday, August 08, 2007

CLOSED FOR THE DAY
















Do work.

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tem said...

the tape on the mouth is sure to work.

tem said...

but i am not going to do any work for a bit.

i already done did work.

tem said...

obviously my work was not of the grammatical variety. if there is such work.

tem said...

i'm thinking about seeing the Simpson's movie this weekend. i assume it is LOV approved.

tem said...

if not i might have to check out something else.

or else i should slow down. i've been watching too many movies lately.

too much, too soon.

tem said...

Why can chicks where flip flops to the office?

And seriously if you are going to do that you should paint your toes or something.

Old chick gross toes are not cool.

tem said...

Also from yesterday, wtf is going on in Utah that you have to be a member to drink and you only get near beer?

They don't have any normal proof shit?

Mormons got some good ideas with the multiple wifes and all, but the liquor stuff is a killer.

tem said...

fmtem is terrible at reporting sports news. she told me robby gordon was fined 350K$ in NASCAR.

He was fined 35K$

Big Brother's Brother said...

silencio.

Beth said...

Tem, not sure about LOV approved but The Simpsons movie is Beth approved, for what it's worth.

I saw it the first weekend it was out and thought it was hilarious.

tem said...

damn i am treating this post as my own personal playground.

its like i ditched class and went out to recess early.

Mrs. Wormwood can suck it.

Beth said...

Nice C&H reference Tem.

tem said...

that's 2 days in a row of C&H references for me.

tem said...

yesterday it was Wade Phillips = substitute teacher for Calvin (TO). He's going to get walked all over.

tem said...

Some lady had a pencil pulled out of her brain after 55 years.

why the fuck pull it out now?

Beth said...

Maybe she needed something to write with.

blue said...

3.2 beer in Utah is no different than like coors light or bud light or miller lite or corona. Those beers are 3.2 all the time, no matter where you buy them. If you like "non-light" beers, or micro brews then it makes a difference.

blue said...

the only reason I am edumacated on 3.2 beer is that 3.2 is all they can sell in grocery stores here unless they have a liquor license...thus if you want beer you have to go to the liquor store, which by law are closed on sundays, which sucks ass.

tem said...

that does suck.

blue said...

a lady just told me she had carpel tunnel for 3 or 4 days.

umm lady...that shit doesn't just go away.

tem said...

researchers have found that the Baby Einstein vid ee ooos make your kid dumber.



proof

tem said...

i had some sort of nurse practictioner tell me that i had mono, but that it went away on its own.

i have super anti-bodies.

Beth said...

Blue, try living in Georgia - no alcohol sales of any kind allowed on Sundays. Hell, you can't even buy non-alcoholic beer on Sundays.

tem said...

"the research team found that with every hour per day spent watching baby DVDs and videos, infants learned six to eight fewer new vocabulary words than babies who never watched the videos. "

2hrs a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, that's 5 thousand words a year that the kid ain't learning.

tem said...

Beer 24/7 365.

Liquor not after 2pm on Sunday or something wierd like that.

But you can booze up before church and immediately afterwards.

blue said...

why matt damon is cool

bourne supremacy spoof on Kimmel.

Damon comes in towards the end and it's hilarious

blue said...

re: Baby Einstein

the lady who developed those videos was on tv last night. Her "excuse" is that the intention of the videos is for parents to watch them with their kids and cause interaction that would be stimulating.

but...parents use the videos as a distraction to settle kids down, or ignore them.

ignored kids are always dumber, just ask DTM.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What's church?

blue said...

I was going to use "stupider" in replace of dumber, but that sounded less well

tem said...

that's a good link blue.

tem said...

church is an outfielder for the Nats.

tem said...

I like Matt Damon.

How come Aflack isn't that cool?

tem said...

and how come aflack gets to nail Jenny Gardner.

tem said...

and he helped keep J-Lo from getting pre-eclampasia.

tem said...

bam, another natty.

i'm en fuego.

blue said...

Damon does seem way more down to earth than Affleck.

I think it's because Damon's career never really skyrocketed. Damon was a star before GWH and after.

plus he married a hot chick that was a bartender...which seems pretty cool

blue said...

and Matt Damon is related to Johnny Damon.

and didn't do like 47 movies with Kevin Smith, especially ones after Smith lost his mojo.

tem said...

Damon is my hero for the day.

tem said...

Smith's wife is hot.

tem said...

I won't hold being related to Yonny Damon against him.

tem said...

what's the last good movie affleck was the star of?

Beth said...

Matt Damon would easily be on my male top 5 list.

El Padrino said...

just got it

flooded roads (which i've nver seen before, living in ny)
power outages
fatal accident in Staten Isl
downed tree blocking route 1 & 9
and a tornado in brooklyn

i was going to get out of the care and make sexy time with the first girl i saw thinking this was armageddon

blue said...

"what's the last good movie affleck was the star of?"

he was in mallrats, but not the star...so I've got nothing

El Padrino said...

and OP shit the bed

not in a good mood

shut up beth

blue said...

Yonny Damon isn't really related to Matt, I don't think

El Padrino said...

his bit part in boiler room is phenominal

tem said...

i think it was Good Will Hunting.

blue said...

" was going to get out of the care and make sexy time with the first girl i saw thinking this was armageddon"

I follow your train of thought...first Barry breaks the record, and then the world ends.

tem said...

or Armageddon....I guess.

blue said...

But is affleck the "star" of Good Will Hunting? He's a sidekick

blue said...

Armegeddon:

that's a circle of LoV within like 3 minutes

tem said...

Kopbe divorce, Barry breaks the record, and strahan retiring, definitely armageddon.

the only that saved the world was Glavine getting 300. he won't brag about it though.

tem said...

if you don't give him credit for GWH then the answer is never.

blue said...

he was the star in Pearl Harbor, which wasn't a horrible movie.

tem said...

that was a circle of LOV record.

tem said...

good > wasn't horrible.

blue said...

Chasing Amy was a high quality flick that he was the star of.

blue said...

though he wasn't the "star" his best character ever was O'Bannon

El Padrino said...

the sum of all fears was good
tom clancy stuff

and he was decent in hollywoodland

El Padrino said...

serious i thought the world was being attacked by aliens

i was waiting for the meteor showers

tem said...

His turn as Danny COleman was fantastic.

Beth said...

EP, I can respect you making up that long list of reasons for being late into work this morning, but we both know you were lying in bed depressed about the Mets game and the 2nd place writing on the wall.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"ACT AS IF"

El Padrino said...

"EP, I can respect you making up that long list of reasons for being late into work this morning, but we both know you were lying in bed depressed about the Mets game and the 2nd place writing on the wall."


ERRONEOUS!!
ERRONEOUS!!

on all counts

El Padrino said...

nice BR ref iam

i like when he throws the car keys on the table

Big Brother's Brother said...

and when he gets em back

"yeah... thanks"

get the fuck out of here Skippy

El Padrino said...

yeah love it
i wish i worked for JT Marlin

El Padrino said...

They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby

tem said...

storm

El Padrino said...

i told you bitches el pad dont lie

Beth said...

See EP, even Tem didn't believe your storm story at first, he had to look it up to make sure I wasn't right about you being depressed about the game. :-)

blue said...

rockies are about to sweep the brewers.

tem said...

i had to make sure el pad wasn't late because he was on extended diaper duty.

El Padrino said...

i got a no changing diaper streak at three days now

it feels good

El Padrino said...

i wanna break DiMaggio's record

blue said...

I like when Yum Yum is around, there are more smiley faces to go around.


(ns)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, fuck off.

whocares said...

Late to the game comment:



Blue, beers like Coors Light, Bud Light, etc. have an alcohol content of 4.3%, not 3.2%. You're getting shorted up there in the Rockies. That John Denver was full of shit.

tem said...

aha, i thought that too WC.

tem said...

but wasn't sure enough to say anything.

El Padrino said...

utah sucks

tem said...

utah spelled backwards is hat u.

Beth said...

Blue, not only do you get more smiley faces, you might even get an occasional wink. ;-)

I try to stay away from "lol" though.

whocares said...

Did anyone watch the Giants game last night, before Barry went yard?

The asst. GM, or somebody, was in the booth and they were axing him why the folks of SF loved Barry. He couldnt even come up with a good reason.


Announcer: "Why do the people here love Barry."

Asst. GM: "Ummmmmm, I guess because he grew up here."

tem said...

blue must have been caught off guard by deke's attack.

tem said...

i did not watch the game. i don't know why they would love him either.

tem said...

other than he helps them win.

El Padrino said...

how can yahoo not have Joba Chamberlain

i've been trying to pick him off waivers for 4 days now

bush league

tem said...

iono.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, yahoo took a week to get Manny Parra up there so I just gave up on it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke is definitely making a run for the champyunship

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I remember when my team was good.

Yeah, that was awesome.

blue said...

"Blue, beers like Coors Light, Bud Light, etc. have an alcohol content of 4.3%, not 3.2%. You're getting shorted up there in the Rockies. That John Denver was full of shit."

somebody needs a lesson in alcohol content by volume vs alcohol content by weight. Basically on the packages, they show alcohol by weight which is 1.0% higher than what the actual alcohol by volume is. This was learnt to me at the coors brewery a few times, but I will look for confirmation online.

blue said...

I was trying to grap Justin Upton for about a week before he came onto Yahoo too, then he had to go through waiver claims which is shitastic.

blue said...

3.2 beer defined

El Padrino said...

blue laid the smackdown

El Padrino said...

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El Padrino said...

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blue said...

and per wiki:

"In some jurisdictions (Minnesota, Oklahoma, Colorado and Utah, for example), beer sold in establishments such as supermarket chains and convenience stores must be less than 3.2% alcohol by weight (4% ABV). This low alcohol beer is also referred to as 3.2 ("three-two") beer"

blue said...

this is why i'm a lord of beerz

El Padrino said...

H man if your out there i sent u sumthin

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Miller Lite is 4.2 by volume.

Dan The Man said...

blue's racism has run over to elitism today

blue said...

deke-

the amounts listed on the labels/containers are always by weight to convince the consumer that they are stronger i.e not 3.2

El Padrino said...

ABV is the number we care about

blue said...

oops, I said that backwards.

you're right. The amounts listed are by volume on the product, which is higher than by weight...3.2 refers to by weight.

so if miller lite is 4.2 abv, then it's a 3.2-3.4 abw designated by the ATF.

jugdish said...

I'm confused...I just need a beer!

blue said...

"ABV is the number we care about"

it's all the same is what i'm telling you. It's just how the calculation is done.

a 3.2 beer (by gov't standards) = 4.0-4.2 abv

jugdish said...

What's up? I was on vacation last week and playing catchup this week.

Congrats on your new baby girl elp...VERY cool!

blue said...

all breweries use ABV for products

Big Brother's Brother said...

give me liquor.

jugdish said...

baseball players and their enterance music

blue said...

ok, i'm dun with beer talk, that's why we made LOB

El Padrino said...

thanks jug

and good work last week
i hear you were an all star

El Padrino said...

80 proof baby

El Padrino said...

josh beckett's choice of a nickelback song disappoints me

jugdish said...

I wish I could get that kind of credit around the office!

jugdish said...

Carlos Delgado comes in to a Daddy Yankee song...that's kind of cool!

El Padrino said...

lov is more important that the office

El Padrino said...

damion easley is too legit to quit

jugdish said...

David Wells...crazy train = fitting

blue said...

my entrance music would be "rockstar" by nickelback

El Padrino said...

Tom Glavine's at bat music cracks me up

what's the odds that he didn't pick that, it's just whatever the stadium dj plays

El Padrino said...

ok josh beckett

jugdish said...

elp...how did you like that fact that a Mets fan passing through San Fran got Bonds' ball last night in the scrum?

Dan The Man said...

Oh, so I see Jug gets all the credit for everything over the last week. Fuck that.

his bitch ass didn't create the bitchass power rankings

El Padrino said...

loved it
wish i knew the kid

matt murphy from queens, ny
bloodied, ripped met jersey

awesome

jugdish said...

Matt Stairs comes into the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme...I wonder if he wears jean shorts under his uni.

El Padrino said...

represent son

Dan The Man said...

METS suck

El Padrino said...

after a hr he should climb to the top of the dugout and chug cans of beer

isiah thomas said...

gynecomastia, or enlarged male breasts, which affects 40 percent to 70 percent of adolescent boys due to a hormonal fluctuation during puberty. While most grow out of it after two years, about 15 percent continue to experience anything from puffy nipples to C-cup breasts. Even lactation.

Hormonal fluctuation? Its due to eating like Lard Ass.

blue said...

No, DTM, you suck

ok, that sucked

El Padrino said...

ok, i understand your last name is Holiday but you cannot get pumped up for an at bat by a madonna song, espeacially that madonna song

El Padrino said...

zeke that was a scary post

El Padrino said...

we should ask rev if he leaks

jugdish said...

Cliff Floyd comes in to the theme from Sanford and Son.

Big Brother's Brother said...

at least make it Weezer's "Holiday".

Big Brother's Brother said...

Granderson always comes in to Snoop or Dre. i always smile, cause he's our Bryant Gumble.

El Padrino said...

does green day have a titled track called "Holiday"?

basically ABM
anything but madonna

isiah thomas said...

that was from the link Beth posted on the other thread.

El Padrino said...

i applaud any and all Beastie Boy entrance music

Big Brother's Brother said...

maybe he should have "started back at oooooooooooooooone" by Mr McKnight. fitting cause he is leadoff and because he too slides down the fireman's pole.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate when the Latino guys come to the plate with some straight up Latin music blaring. It sounds so corny.

El Padrino said...

anything metallica or Ozzy Oz is solid too

Big Brother's Brother said...

green day - yes

El Padrino said...

beltran does that

i immediately do the merengue when i hear it

isiah thomas said...

TPS is flaunting its lactating mitts in my face....I'm scurred.

This will be a long day.

Big Brother's Brother said...

latinos love their electric piano and indistinguishable, loud vocals. chappelle showed me this.

El Padrino said...

the mcknight/fireman pole comment has me in hyeterics

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

True

El Padrino said...

is it only funny to me that Kaz Matsui comes out to Enter the Dragon theme song?

Big Brother's Brother said...

is it only funny to me"


nope.

tem said...

papelbon comes in to Wild Thing apparently...sometimes.

blue said...

that gives me a papelboner

blue said...

great link jug

blue said...

Helton is not on this list, but he comes out to Ozzy, Animal...i believe. I know it's Ozzy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had no clue Trevor Hoffman stole my Imperial March idea.

He's smarter than I thought.

tem said...

hoffman is wise.

tem said...

and strong with the force.

Big Brother's Brother said...

ps.. the suction cup sound you hear is Pedro Gomez releasing his lips from Barry's undercarriage.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'd have a rotation for my music.

Death metal.
Teletubbies theme.
Chinese rap.

Spaceman Spiff said...

McPhee gets a gust of wind up the skirt, we get to see her undies

tem said...

yay mcphee

Beth said...

"anything metallica or Ozzy Oz is solid too"

Then you should be happy to know that Chipper has used Crazy Train for years EP.

El Padrino said...

estatic

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

blue said...

perv

tem said...

blue is a racist conservative.

Big Brother's Brother said...

objectifying women is wrong, you guys.

tem said...

and anti-liquor.

he loves his near beer.

tem said...

prohibition has blue's favorite era.

well, maybe second favorite. slavery was his favorite.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Slow day, eh?

blue said...

where is DTM to help agree with tem

blue said...

Prohibition was a great era...without prohibition Root Beer wouldn't have been produced.

blue said...

maybe it still would have been produced, but not as much

tem said...

hates plants.

loves root beer.


what more is there to say.

tem said...

DTM is shanoff.

tem said...

haha, celtics are trying to get reggie miller to play for them.

blue said...

it could be true...

although i didn't realize shanoff had such a potty mouth

tem said...

Miller was only a 5 time All Star??!?!?!?!

blue said...

oh yeah.

Celts signed Scot Pollard...there you go, that'll get them to the finals

blue said...

Tem-

that's cheryl miller...why would they want reggie, they have 2 shooters already

El Padrino said...

bonds hit 756

El Padrino said...

i wonder if tjw cummed in his panties when he did

tem said...

756 what?

HRs?

I didn't realize Bonds hit for power.

blue said...

home video from RF when barry hit 756

you can't really see him hit it, but you'll know when you see the billion camera flashes from behind home plate...then the ball lands about 10 feet in front of the camera...and the madness ensues

tem said...

i'd have dropped that camera and gone for the ball. ninja style.

people may have died.

blue said...

the video is pretty cool, kind of like being there, like the video of Ortiz's big hit against the yankees a couple years ago.

tem said...

i'm still stuck on the fact that WWL article says Reggie was a 5 time all star. only 5????

blue said...

"i'd have dropped that camera and gone for the ball. ninja style"

I agree, although I think the dude had his kid with him, so kid's safety probably worth more than the couple hunred thousand you'd get for the ball.

El Padrino said...

vid was cool
reminded me of the tigs game clinching hr from last year in the ALCS

blue said...

lunchytime

El Padrino said...

i had arroz con pollo but not with pollo but with pork

becasue pork > chicken

homeade, mmmmmmm

Mills said...

buried under TPS IED's, but wanted to throw in a "good job" to the deadline deals that are getting done. Nice job gang.

El Padrino said...

keep your weasel paws off them then

tem said...

"so kid's safety probably worth more than the couple hunred thousand you'd get for the ball. "

this is ridiculous.

tem said...

deadline is like 15 days away.

tem said...

imma trading machine next week.

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