Is this the day before the LOV 1 year anniversary? I think it is. If not it is really soon. I guess that's some sort of accomplishment, but I don't know. It's definitely made the last year of work go by a little quicker, so that is cool. I ain't going to wax poetically about LOV, but if the 1yr thing is true then that is cool.
Random side note: Wax poetically might be the gayest thing I have ever written.
Does anyone else here think that they could totally write a good novel? I am convinced I could come up with some decent shit to publish. I think my downfall would be being too concise. I'm a man of few words. Not that it shows from my posts as I routinely post in Rev like proportions. In any case, if I ever get bored enough I might write me a book. 100% chance the phrase panda dick would be in there. 110% all hat and no cattle would make it too.
Random Side Note: Sorry ladies, you are just poor drivers. Someone needs to put a stop to it. Just stop driving, I know everyone says that females suck at driving and its totally true. I am tired of talking about it though. It's time to start slashing tires and shit.
Well it is possible that some folk want some sports info posted here. Well I don't feel like writing about how fucked Vick is. He is very fucked. I will write about how Tim Wakefield either pitches a gem or just gets shelled. I guess that's the life of a knuckleballer. He pitched a gem last night. I can't really say much else happened last night. MNF was on and it was cool. You can see my comments on that in the comments section from yesterday. In more wholesome sports news, the Little League World Series is approaching. I wonder if El Pad bets on that. In fantasy football news it looks like Thomas Jones should be OK for the start of the season, but his injury will cause him to slide in drafts. LJ might be signing soon, that'll be good for the Chiefs fans...umm all 1 or 0 who read this.
Random side note: I hate the fade route. I swear that fucker has about a 5% success rate. Why do teams ever run that shit? The fade thing where they throw a bullet behind the receiver is much better. It works at least 12% of the time. Fade routes are just a waste of a down. Especially in the NFL, defenders are too good and surprisingly the QBs aren't anywhere near as accurate as they need to be. Fuck the fade.
Tem movie review of a movie I have never seen:
Red Eye is about the crazy dude from Batman who gets on an early morning flight and tries to get some chick to join the mile high club with him. I am pretty sure he is playing the exact same character. The movie makers don't even pretend he is a different guy. Anyway, the chick refuses and he goes all sorts of crazy and does some fucked up things. Eventually they land and he fucks with her some more then the cops catch him. Nothing was really cool in this movie. No titties. If you want to see a movie about a plane then watch Passenger 57 or Omar Epps' follow up Passenger 58. Red Eye gets 1 helmet sticker out of 5.
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ha, i changed it.
i am so smrt.
you are crafty.
a wily vet, in fact.
For the record Tem, I agree with you about MOST lady drivers. Of course I'm the exception. :-)
One of my favorite scenes from The Office (paraphrased obviously):
Pam (referring to Asians in a roleplaying game): If I were to go on a stereotype, which I totally don't agree with, some people might say you're not a very good driver.
Dwight: Oh man, I'm a woman!?!?
yeah i am at the breaking point with it.
starting today i slash the old women's tires. they are the worst.
Oh if it's an OLD woman then you're definitely doomed. That combines 2 of the worst categories of drivers out there.
i hope no one owns a nokia
like i do
what level of fucked is vick?
nokia recalls 46 million batteries
yes i said million
i like this post
and i do not bet on LLWS
if i could however, I would
so sad
red eye's review is creative
untrue but creative
i like where ytour heads at on the mile high angle
nice work
it's good to be back to a gordo, ruthless murderer
look out for the retard stamp too. aka, the handicap logo ON the license plate. then you know youre fucked.
but it does have the crazy guy from batman in it right?
vick is 5th lvl fucked.
Old People: What's Your Worth?
TPS shit storm has started.
I must clean up a mess for a bit.
yeah tem, Scarecrow is all up in that bitch.
Apparently if Vick wants to do a plea he only has until Friday now to do it.
And in Georgia we have special "educator" license plates for teachers. I've noticed they're right up there with gray-haireds in driving ability.
why would they even offer vick a deal now. He's not going to turn on some dude they haven't charged yet
beth is the lisa lampanelli of LOV
speaking of batman, pumped for Dark Knight
catching up on last nights comments.
I watch that show My Boys on TBS. The first season was better than this season so far but it's an alright show. Jim Gaffigan is one of my favorite comedians and he is pretty good on it.
I also watched the summer finale of Hells Kitchen. I don't know if anybody else watches that show, but it's pretty good. Big Black dude won and then he cried.
"beth is the lisa lampanelli of LOV"
I had no idea who that even was EP til I googled her. Now I'm hurt.
(s)
And I also watch My Boys when I can. It's a good quality show but for some reason I rarely catch it when it's on. Blue, the girl on My Boys - hot or not?
beth watch her on the flava flav roast, the abuse she takes on the dais but when it's her turn.....holy shit it's hysterical
i peep hells kitchen from time to time, forgot last night was the last one
the chick on my boys is hot. I'd hit it.
she used to be on some other show when she was younger and she wasn't as hot back then
Wait, are you saying you liked the flava fav roast EP? I'm not clear on that.
(s)
barbie has lead = barbie has the herp
let me be clarify
the flava flav roast is excellent
she's not the worlds oldest person anymore
Blue, I agree with you about the chick on My Boys.
japan's life expectancy has increased since hiroshima. coincidence? I think not.
i need a link to confirm bangability
spiff you dirty rat
you ruined my joba woody
EP, she's more the girl next door type, but here's your link.
my boys chick
all the pics on that thread are pretty good
hmm, she better have a great personality.
bbb is ridiculous
I say in honor of the LOV one year anniversary tomorrow, Beth should bake us all a cake.
BBB, you need to watch the show. She looks better "in person" than she does in pics, but I do think she still looks decent in pics.
Why me bake a cake? Oh wait, I get it! It's cause I'm a woman! Damn Blue, that's funny. I never realized more women than men cook until your comment. Thanks for the eye-opener!
:-)
actually I just wanted to see a picture of you wearing nothing but an apron ;)
she aiight, i'd have to dress her up a bit
maybe a womder woman outfit or something
maybe it's the fact that she plays poker and likes sports. I don't know.
"she aiight, i'd have to dress her up a bit
maybe a womder woman outfit or something"
Or a Braves #10 jersey...
are you saying that she looks like Larry 'chipper' Jones?
negative, unless it was pink
that might work
but boyshorts are a must
maybe a womder woman outfit or something"
good call EP. now im feelin it.
mind over matter bbb
that HBO show "john from cincinnati" is being cancelled. I never watched it even once.
I just overheard a lady complaining to HR because her hand hurts from too much typing. And she said that she complained in her annual review that her "workload was just too much for any one person to handle"
I laughed hard.
"but boyshorts are a must"
What is it with guys and boyshorts? I've been hearing more and more guys talking about how much they like women wearing them. I mean they're comfortable but I didn't realize they were considered so sexy too.
why do they call them boy shorts? boys don't wear shorts like that
they are tight
they are short
nuff said
"What is it with guys and boyshorts?"
Dumbest. Question. Ever.
Good question tem.
See, I disagree WC. I'd have thought thongs would be more appealing but I've had guys tell me they prefer boy shorts on women.
something about the way that cloth surronds those buttcheeks and holds them up for you to grab/hold/slap/pound
(see Aniston in Along came Polly for a boyshort moment)
i cant explain it, it's science baby
the thong still has a place in my heart, always will
nothing like a string that goes up the crack of a nice ass
is that a panty/underwear Z?
yessir
Thongs are overrated.
Yeah, I said it.
i wear really baggy shorts. i don't wanna see a chick in shorts like that.
in any case boyshorts keep the ass tighter than a thong does.
and it hides fatty ass.
thongs just let fatty ass hang out in all its grossness.
Overated is strong language.
blessed be
blessed be
and even though it is from the bible it is kinda nsfw. but for most of you it is fine.
thong
whoa
you owe me a coke
Wow.
Same link, same time. Impressive.
From wiki:
They are a relatively new, but increasingly popular style of lingerie among women and are named for their similarity in looks to men's shorts.
I may be questioning my belief in the bible. These shorts look nothing like my shorts.
Could they have found a nastier chick for the thong picture?
damn el pad beat me to the punch.
"odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about"
"I may be questioning my belief in the bible. These shorts look nothing like my shorts"
you're not a little boy, your a man.
they aren't called 'man shorts'
nice old skool ref
nevermind, that last comment made me sound like a catholic priest
tramp stamp, how fitting.
they could have one yeah.
if an 8Z wore a thong that would be nastier.
beth shouldnt be concerned with this topic anyway, she wears zero underwear
blue sounding like a pedophile not withstanding, i think that explanation will do for me.
zero underwear = shaved bush.
otherwise it'd get stuck in her zipper.
this guy who owns the mine in Utah is fucking crazy, if he thinks the dudes are still alive down there
So that raises a good point EP.
Is commando > boy shorts?
Is commando > thong?
commando has been done to death by britney spears
she ruined it for me
being a skank never gets old. flabby, exposed vageen is to die for.
there is a time and place for all of the above.
and that place is college
beth you might think i'm nuts but it depends
commando whilst wearing a skirt > then anything
rmoving tight jeans to reveal tight ass boyshorts > then anything
it all depends
thongs work well with tight pants, preferably white
i'm a sick, sick man
*vortex
EP, I already knew you were nuts, I mean you're a Mets fan for god's sake!
But just to let you know, I've tried all those options listed in your comment at least once... ;-)
deke is pissed b/c el pad mixed up then and than.
any input re: fade route?
eff the fade, run the go
unless youre Desmond Howard
the utah miners might be alive blue.
and sadly the mine owner would get all sorts of bad press and lawsuits if he didn't do everything he could to try to find their dead bodies.
if he just said fuck it, they're dead, he would be on the news 24/7 and in court for about 10 years arguing with relatives of the dead miners.
the go doesn't work well either inside the 5.
and that kids, was pure insanity.
slants, crossing routes and out routes.
tackle eligible has a better sucess rate than the fade.
Fade route is dumb
I like the fade for a haircut option
Ok, I try not to ask obvious "chick questions" but I have to here. For those of us that don't get into Madden, what's a fade route?
QB takes a step back and lobs a pass to the corner receiver before the defender can turn around hoping the WR jumps up at the right time and snatch it for TD
boy shorts are great because of the way you can only see the bottom of the cheeks hangin there, just looks nice
like an apple
any coach who calls 3 unsuccessful fade routes from the goal line should be fired on the spot
I kind of like the fade route.
When you got Moss or TO or a 6-3+ WR vs. a 5-10 CB, just lob that bitch up there and hope.
I would say the success rate is way better than 5%.
i too enjoy a high fade
I stand by my 5% comment.
The fade hardly ever works.
manning and marvin enjoy it.
manning throws the "underthrown" fade where it is short of the DB and not over him.
that has a 12% sucess rate.
plus manning and marvin are really good. most players aren't that good. see Trent Dilfer to Ashlie Lelie.
OK, I knew what the fade route was, just not by its name.
I would put the success rate more around 30%.
What did you call it before you knew to call it a fade route?
you run the fade once from inside the 5, if it doesn't work, you go to option B.
If you run the fade unsuccesfully more than once in a series inside the 5, you suck
some people call it a "jump ball"
dub c when properely used i agree
your exmaple would work
i think what we or what tem is sayin is it's overused AND used by the wrong people
#13 on the 49ers shouldnt be throwing fade routes
The "oh catchitcatchithcatchit!!" play.
yesterday the niners were trying it.
i think the QB threw it about 8 yards out of bounds.
some receivers are better than others at catching it. same with QB's throwing it.
if a corner gets beat on a fade, they pretty much suck, or are too short.
I personally like the statue of liberty when inside the 5
just seems like a waste of a down inside the 10 for me
only a couple of combos work
moss from brady
kitna to roy
eli to plax
palmer to Housh
that's about it i think, you can throw in a few more maybe
Phil Rizzuto completed the trifecta of deaths.
did anybody have rizzuto?
no, nobody had him.
nobody even tries for the ice cream anymore.
which is good for me because mailing ice cream is expensive.
well at least packaging it is.
Scooter!
Lane Kiffin looked at the raiders game film and got so sick he had to go to the hospital true story
You know KC is hurting for Wide Receivers when they are signing guys out of the Arena league.
great career
sad to see scooter go
actually i heard that al davis had finally perfected a way to steal a younger persons life energy.
that's why he hired the young coach.
to steal his mojo.
HUNGRY.
"#13 on the 49ers shouldnt be throwing fade routes"
troof, their attempts sucked balls.
i should be playing madden right now
Whenever I think of Rizzuto I think of "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" by Meatloaf.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the skins signed todd stinkston, why, they dont need WRs
whenever I think of Rizzuto I think of the keychain that george had on seinfeld that fell into a pothole and got covered up
"Holy Cow"
who was the 2nd death in the trifecta?
"Thongs are overrated. "
Agreed.
Boy shorts are pheeenomonal. Especially as a swimsuit bottom.
merv Griffin
Brian Adams (Crush)
Phil Rizzuto
trifecta
boyshorts are great but you have to account for the false advertising factor.
thongs have that wysiwyg factor.
ah yes, Crush
Moss has made a career off of catching fades.
i was at a Sal yesterday and they had an old framed poster of the NYY. it had Bernie, Jeter and Pettite and it said "franchise futures" or something similiar.
Not pictured: Andy's cane and Bernie's respirator.
Aug 14 Zumaya (finger) retired two of the three batters he faced in his first rehab appearance for Triple-A Toledo on Monday. His fastball topped out at 94 mph, the Detroit Free Press reports.
BOING!
was Jeters Herpe medicine in frame?
The fire sale is now. Send me trade offers as to why I should give you my players. Best reason wins.
zoom - giggity
Bruce - sent
I don't think it'll matter, all of them will end up vetoed.
But I sent you something anyway Bruce
"Because I'm not Mills or Corbin" while being an excellent reason, I'm looking for something deeper.
maybe we should have a bidding war on LoF
trade me players so i can ruin playoff hopes for the next two teams i face
that's not a bad reason EP, except that you play me one of those weeks.
bruce, take your pick of all the players on my team and give me peavy in return.
nobody is untouchable.
"Because I'm not Mills or Corbin"
Damnit. I thought it would work.
I'll solve world hunger if I get peavy.
Jake Peavy....completes me.
zeke-
we had the exact same original "reason" for getting peavy
im vetoing all this bullshit. it must stop.
imus got 20MM
nappy headed ho's
cha ching
well it seems like the best reason.
TMQ is too long
NEW TJW!!!!!!!!!!
It's a very excellent reason. I just figured that everyone was going to use it. With that said, I'm going to disappear again. Final decision will come down Wednesday night.
TJW goes Babe Ruth on us! He's calling his shot!
We'll need to schedule a chat with TJW after this weekend.
(ns)
Bruce I pulled my offer, I can't make anything resembling an even trade, good luck with your sell-off.
TJW diary:
--People say he's lost his mojo. LoV is people. And he has lost it.
--Teejer has the house to himself this coming weekend, which means panty party...or lots of internet porn
--Teejer has decided he will bang 3 different chicks this weekend. Does beating off to 3 different webcasts count?
--Teejer gives the odds of him banging chicks this weekend. Unfortunately he does not offer and O/U, as I would be taking the over obviously.
--teejer needs a haircut.
"We'll need to schedule a chat with TJW after this weekend."
u think he can pencil (crayon) us in this late?
some dark knight fodder
diary addition:
--teejer refers to himself as a secret agent ala Jason Bourne. or perhaps maybe more like that guy Chuck from that new show coming this fall on NBC. Which ironically was the sponsor of this weeks TJW diary.
I was tired of fucking every single random broad I met.
As you can see my thought process basically decided where I had the best chance to get laid. As it has been 3 months
Since his parents might be back next week he might not be allowed to chat here.
we'll have to catch him while he's "live blogging" the bang session.
the chick who shot her preacher husband dead could go free today after only 7 months in lock-up.
Yet vick could get 6 years for killing some dogs?
W.....T.....F?
I hope Vick gets life
I could see a Teej live blog "update" as something like this:
Dateline: Mom and Dad's Basement, 7:50 PM
"Have to hurry eh, the chick I bought is only here for another 10 minutes and I still can't get it up, brb"
I think its a farce if Vick spends 1 day behind bars for killing some dogs.
DOGS! 6 years.
that's crazy talk
zeke, i thought the exact same thing when they mentioned the 6 yrs on SC this morning.
this chick spent 5 months in jail awaiting her trial....
only 2 months in a mental health facility...
then will be free! FREE!
for blasting dood with a shotty!
2 months!
I hope it's more than 6 years
hoopla
the deal he will strike will be some house arrest shit
maybe a couple of months in a soft pen, maybe
if Vick doesn't plea aren't they slapping him with mo charges?
mo charges prob = mo yurs in jail
6+ for killing dogs. re-read that.
maybe vick can plead insanity
see the preacher man could defend himself. He put his faith in God and God decided that he should get shot in the head.
These dogs can't defend themselves, they can't even beat other dogs.
I think blue mentioned this and ESPN's legal guy said it too....
what will he plea to? what agreement will he make?
unless he gives up a bigger racket he has no leverage.
dark knight = hotness. thank you chris nolan for keeping it dark.
IT'S JUST DOGS!!!!!
tell em the dogs bit him.
I've only heard audio of Black Knight and it gave me a chub. Almost full fledged wood.
his boys are yellow
that's all i know
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