Saturday, July 28, 2007

wow

My last perverted post, evaahahhh!


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El Padrino said...

talk to everyone soon, it's my first night home, wife still at hospital, coming home with baby hopefully tues..til then keep it real

i might have to act like a grown up for once

blue said...

Congrats EP...

blue said...

and that post from friday is all jug's fault

isiah thomas said...

congrats EP, hope baby and baby mamma aiiiight.

jug raised his game to new levels friday.

isiah thomas said...

Deke - your boy Hatton is going to get his shit pushed in by PBF.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's nonsense and you know it.

kodiac said...

wow, nice to see the Twins pull out the No fuckin way we're winning this game, game. But I still think keeping Torii come Tuesday will be a huuuuuuuge mistake.

Big Brother's Brother said...

congrats, you dirty wop.


tonight's FOtC was fucking outstanding. and next week = a song about "poontang".

isiah thomas said...

I see no need for a new post.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's because you're lazy.

Al Gore warned me about this.

Keith S said...

The Crew is getting lazy.

Big Brother's Brother said...

HBO's "first look" show for the Bourne Ultimatum made me tinkle my pants with excitement.

that flick is gonna kick the hell outta the other 2.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Really, Keith? I hadn't noticed.

Prince and JJ are really pissing me off.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dammit. I missed the easy one. I'll start over.





Your mother is lazy.



There, that's better.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So I'm flipping through th new Eastbay catalog scannin' for a new pair of kicks, and I stumble upon the new Jordans.

One Hundred, Seventy Five Dollars.

$175.00

A Hunnit an' sennty fie dollaz.

Have motherfuckers lost their goddamn minds?!?!?

175?

FUCK!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So, I'm gonna get some old A.I.'s

a pair I had 6 years ago. Most comfortable shoe I had ever worn.

Keith S said...

"Your mother is lazy"

Maybe that's where I got it from.

Keith S said...

I wouldn't pay 175$ for Jordan's unless it came with a 100$ bill.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No shit. I wouldn't pay 175 for shoes unless they came with perfect 10 pussy attached to my dick.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I blame my vulgarity on Turtle and Drama.

Keith S said...

Eduardo Perez on BBTN is painful to watch. He was just talking about Russell Martin and said that "he can rake. He can also hit..."

Keith S said...

Are there any requirements for ex-pros getting on these shows as analysts?

blue said...

I guess i'll have to carry the load this morning.

blue said...

The Destroyers lost, i'm sure Tem is in NO, all heartbroken, then he saw some titties, and it wasn't quite so bad.

blue said...

Re: EP's baby

let's take bets on baby names today.

i'm saying that he tried 15 or 20 times to get his wife to agree to "Angelina" but she wouldn't go for it.

blue said...

for the cheap, "all alone this morning" z, how about...Mets won, in a rain shortened game

blue said...

rockies are only 3.5 out now in the NL west...oh oh here they come, watch out boys, they'll chew you up.

Big Brother's Brother said...

your reign is short lived as well

blue said...

mad props go out to new Broncos DT, Marcus Thomas. Who weighs in about 315, and showed off the first day of camp with a round-off into a backflip.

I guess he thought that if since Urban Meyer kicked him off the football team at Florida, maybe he'd go out for the cheerleading squad if he didn't get drafted.

ToddPacker said...

welcome to hell, ep

blue said...

Celtics are still trying to get Garnett. Pierce, Ray Allen, and KG would be a pretty good trio

Big Brother's Brother said...

then trade all that for Kobe.

blue said...

kobe wants to be traded?

whocares said...

Mondays really suck.

Big Brother's Brother said...

just rumors at this point.

Beth said...

Oh I think it's clear that EP will be naming his daughter Elizabeth in honor of me.

(s)

Beth said...

EP, if you don't want to be too obvious though, in the off chance the wifey ever stumbles across LOV, my middle name is Anne. :-)

Beth said...

It is very fitting though if bets were taken on her name, considering her dad's addiction to gambling. :-)

Beth said...

Hopefully his daughter will have better luck than her dad does though. If his gambling luck rubs off on her life she's doomed.

Big Brother's Brother said...

backhand

Beth said...

And look at that, my first NATTY Z...

Beth said...

Too late BBB, nice try though.

Big Brother's Brother said...

ep's taking licks while he's on bed rest.

Big Brother's Brother said...

every dog has her day.

blue said...

beth bringing the Natty z heat this morning

blue said...

I wonder if EP has a case of the mondays today

Beth said...

"every dog has her day"

Get your terms straight BBB, I'm not a "dog", I'm a bitch. Close though.

blue said...

Steve Martin got married, he married a woman who is 35, and he is 61.

He may be 61 but he is a wild and crazy guy

Beth said...

Hey, every woman wants a guy with a great sense of humor.

Well, a great sense of humor and MILLIONS.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i thought every woman wanted a guy that was a total dick.

Big Brother's Brother said...

..so the country line-dancing guy tells me.

Big Brother's Brother said...

but at least now we know why beth is here.. trolling for sports guys with a sense of humor.

might wanna use that "next blog" button at the top though..

Big Brother's Brother said...

dont stop til ya get enough

Beth said...

I don't know if I'd say it's so much that every woman WANTS a guy who's a total dick, just that it's hard to avoid them. I mean the odds are pretty damn good that you'll date one sooner or later considering how many are out there. :-)

Big Brother's Brother said...

and that wasnt quite enough.

take a peek Lizzy, this how we do the extended z

blue said...

totally

Beth said...

Yeah BBB, if I was looking for a sports guy with a sense of humor I'd have been gone a LONG time ago. (Hmmmm, maybe that's what happened to Stiggy...)

I'm just looking for a rich guy, have you already forgotten the "cum oven" discussion???

Beth said...

4 is now an extended Z?? No wonder guys say 4 inches is really 7. :-)

blue said...

at least it wasn't a fake Z

Beth said...

Or worse, a premature Z.

blue said...

ah, good point

blue said...

today might be one of those days where we struggle to reach 200

blue said...

so the feds got one of Vick's boys to flip on him. How long before the other 2? It's going to be a long fall for #7

blue said...

and for all you wrestling fans out there

benoit might be gone, but now we can have PacMan

Beth said...

4 is enough for you blue.

blue said...

How funny would it be if Mrs EP made him name thier daughter Hillary...after her hero Hillary Clinton

blue said...

probably not TBS funny

Big Brother's Brother said...

beth churnin out her 1st Z and now a wag. mustve gotten lawyer-laid over the weekend.

Big Brother's Brother said...

really tryin to get that internship over with in a hurry, eh beth?

whocares said...

I got nothing.

I think I'm gonna play Minesweeper til lunch.

Beth said...

Actually BBB, I was getting "lawyer laid" long before this job - my bf's a lawyer.

But yes, I did get lawyer laid over the weekend, thanks for asking. :-)

Beth said...

WC, the simpsonize site is working this morning, so you may want to take a break from minesweeper to try that.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i wish i had minesweeper.

thats sad.

Big Brother's Brother said...

we could tell beth, youre far too chipper for a monday.

Beth said...

Anyone see the Simpsons movie this weekend? I did and really enjoyed it.

It's what you'd expect - a longer but very funny Simpson episode (but one that included full frontal Bart nudity...)

blue said...

I don't enjoy kiddie porn

blue said...

but that's just me

whocares said...

How do I know if the picture I use on the simpson site is big enough?

blue said...

you can open it up in MS Paint and then click on View, Attributes, and then you can see how many pixels it is

blue said...

this is what they came up with from my blue profile picture

Big Brother's Brother said...

or click on the picture in a "my computer" window and it'll show the size in that left hand column.

blue said...

personally that one didn't look like Blue at all, so i'm going with my own simpson pic

Dan The Man said...

grow the fuck up, all of you guys and your simpsons bullshit

bitch asses

Dan The Man said...

and where the fuck is that Mills guy.

If you didn't like the date of the Fantasy NFL draft, you shouldn't have joined the league ya hoser. Set your team to auto draft and cross your lee press-on adorned fingers

Beth said...

"cross your lee press-on adorned fingers"

DTM continuing to amuse...

Mills said...

i bet she (the lady in elp's pic) was really popular in high school.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i feel enlightened

blue said...

hush hush now DTM

Big Brother's Brother said...

yet now slightly disappointed.

blue said...

what are you enlightened and disappointed about mr. bbb

Mills said...

Meiz -- what up? Sorry bout your club. They suck.

Cordero is who we thought he was!!!

Big Brother's Brother said...

too many mother uckers messing with my shi-

Big Brother's Brother said...

excuse me, that should be "uckin' with my shi-"

whocares said...

Uckin with my shiii, was a solid tune.


I also likes the IT lady song. Hair down to your legs and legs down to the floor.


The racist dragon was kind of lame.

Its Butters!!! said...

Fuck Schuerholtz, fuck Teixeira, Fuck Daniels, and most importantly Fuck Papa Doc

Lets hope there is no retaliatory trade of Kazmirian proportions

H said...

Congrats, EP!

Spaceman Spiff said...

texeira to braves for salt+

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So DTM is in the fantasy football league.

Big Brother's Brother said...

racist dragon = the song coulda been funnier.. but them singing a kid's puppet show song was funny in and of itself.

probably my favorite episode. and that was Murray's first song, right?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'll take the neww

whocares said...

Yeah, the racist dragon had potential, but they missed the mark with it somehow.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"What are you doing? I thought I
killed you!

Grumbled Albie, quite racistly...

No...no! Albie, you didn’t kill me
with your dragon flames. I crawled
to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured...

Laughed the boy."


this brings tears to my eyes.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i love my new dvr for this very reason. i made a good pickup just before the deadline.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i smell like rotten pumpkin seeds.

blue said...

wag

blue said...

haven't seen the FotC from this week yet, but sounds like it was a good one. I'll watch it this eve

blue said...

Strahan is getting no love from the Gints

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ohhhhhh, you're from New Zealand?

I thought you were australian.

blue said...

New zealanders don't like the aussies for some odd reason.

isiah thomas said...

good point Deke, DTM is officially freak.

and that d-bag mills emails me about the draft date/time.

I forgot it was Labor Day weekend.

His email says "I have a life so I can't do it then".

His email came at 2:10 AM Sunday morning.

He has such a great life that he's thinking about a fantasy draft with a bunch of guys he "knows" over the internet, that isn't for a month...at 2:10 on a Sunday morning and takes the time to bang out an email.

doooooosh

isiah thomas said...

has EP said if it was a boy or girl....

Baby EP will either be named, Peter, Paul or Marie.

blue said...

i'm guessing since he didn't correct jug's post from friday, that it was a little girl

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah a little guido Lolita.

Keith S said...

"EP, if you don't want to be too obvious though, in the off chance the wifey ever stumbles across LOV, my middle name is Anne. :-)"

Hmmm, I have an aunt that lives in Atlanta whose name is Elizabeth Anne.

(ns)

Big Brother's Brother said...

paulie shore supports hillary clinton.

thats all i need to hear.

blue said...

so you're on board now too...

Mills said...

So DTM is in the fantasy football league.
---------

that's bullshit. freak can't have 3 teams. his and bruce is enough already.

Mills said...

and that d-bag mills emails me about the draft date/time.

I forgot it was Labor Day weekend.

His email says "I have a life so I can't do it then".

His email came at 2:10 AM Sunday morning.

He has such a great life that he's thinking about a fantasy draft with a bunch of guys he "knows" over the internet, that isn't for a month...at 2:10 on a Sunday morning and takes the time to bang out an email.

doooooosh
-----------------
it was sent to everybody fagsy. grow a pair, unbunch your panties and relax.

Mills said...

He has such a great life that he's thinking about a fantasy draft with a bunch of guys he "knows" over the internet, that isn't for a month...at 2:10 on a Sunday morning and takes the time to bang out an email
-------
or i got home at midnight on Sat. night (central time) and checked the computer.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i got my checks going direct deposit to her campaign fund as of this morning.

Dan The Man said...

quitchyerbitchin crybaby

man mills, bitch ass was a word intended solely for you

Big Brother's Brother said...

or vagina breath.

isiah thomas said...

Are we really drafting Sept. 2? Labor Day weekend?

I have a life and am unavailable for that time. i suspect others are like me in that regard. move it up a week?


Here's disease's email....its different than the message he left on the website. So thats not one but TWO messages about this.

Big Brother's Brother said...

push it out a week, i dont wanna draft anybody that gets hurt at the end of camp.

Mills said...

EFFING IDIOT!!!

EVERYBODY IN THE LEAGUE GOT THE EMAIL.

WHAT DO YOU NOT GET? ARE YOU THAT DENSE?

I CLICKED ON "EMAIL EVERYBODY." THEY HAVE ALL SEEN IT.

PLEASE POST AGAIN AS IF THEY DID NOT ALREADY KNOW THIS.

Mills said...

also -- cool that you keep yahoo fantasy sports emails.

you really are cool.

Dan The Man said...

Mills...fuck off

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the date/time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck, screamin a. smiff is on for dan patrick today, he is more annoying on radio, screaming for 3 straight hours, no thank you

isiah thomas said...

that was my initial thought, I spaced on it being Labor Day weekend.

good thing the Weasel is thinking about this over a month out at 2:10 AM on a Sunday....

way to think of the group weasel

Big Brother's Brother said...

i dont check yahoo, so i didnt know.


i still dont care though.

isiah thomas said...

doosh, its in my "old mail" folder...its only a day old....

deeee-uuuusshhhhhh

Mills said...

If Steven A. Smith gets Dan Patrick's gig full time, a little part of me will die inside.

He just used the word "irregardless" for real.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Stephen A is really intelligence alot.

Big Brother's Brother said...

like, a LOT.

Dan The Man said...

die MILLS

Dan The Man said...

suck and blow

bitch ass

isiah thomas said...

freak is really bring some good strong hate on the weasel today.

Mills said...

Dan the Man. Son of Sam.
Sounds pretty similar. Lot of hatred in both.

BTW -- I enjoy The Bronx is Burning.

Dan The Man said...

i'm gonna blow up your Cardinals blog millsy baby

blue said...

wow, i was wrong. I go into a meeting and come back to lots of goodness

blue said...

some of the goodness was fruity though

Dan The Man said...

so what is your screenname on this blog chef boyar-mills?

Cardinal losers unite

Dan The Man said...

bitch ass

blue said...

i just got the longest voicemail ever. The timer on my phone says 8 minutes and 41 seconds

blue said...

how can you talk to "yourself" for that long?

isiah thomas said...

DTM is moving down Mills' Power Rankings....but up the LOV Power Rankings.

blue said...

deke, those colors on LOF are classic

isiah thomas said...

did they repeat themselves or was it 8 minutes of new shit?

We've got a lady here who in meetings will repeat her same point at least 3 times.

And not in different ways but she'll repeat the same point.

We'll almost be done with the meeting - everyone gets whats going on and she'll repeat her point...again.

I can only imagine her voicemails are like that.

Big Brother's Brother said...

edit

blue said...

i haven't listened to the whole 8 minutes yet. I'm gonna tackle it after lunch.

isiah thomas said...

if we creampie Mill's cardinal blog I call the screen-name "Mills" or "JP"

Mills said...

dan the man = corbin?

corbin knows i like viva el birdos.

hmmm....interesting.

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue, please find that person and beat them with your phone.

isiah thomas said...

or "Weasely JP"

Mills said...

feel free to cream pie it.

i don't use the comments sections.

Big Brother's Brother said...

stomach wants hungry time.

isiah thomas said...

weasel is too much of an ego-maniac/control freak not to comment on there.

Mills said...

weasel is too much of an ego-maniac/control freak not to comment on there.
---------
never once.

feel free to check.

Big Brother's Brother said...

they must not talk stats.

isiah thomas said...

Winnie wrote a book...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My Brewers blog was creampied once by Cubs fags. We handled it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re; LOF colors

I didn't do that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey, anybody got that updog?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm quitting drinking for a while.

Big Brother's Brother said...

quitter.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place sucks.

Lunch.

Keith S said...

lull

Beth said...

"Hmmm, I have an aunt that lives in Atlanta whose name is Elizabeth Anne"

OMG, you are the same Keith as in My Nephew Keith?!? Dammit, please don't tell my brother/sister (i.e. your dad/mom) that I've been pretending to be a 28 year old woman on some random internet blog!

Tyler said...

Congrats, El P!

Keith S said...

My aunt could be 28.

blue said...

so just went through the whole 8 minutes. No, thoughts were repeated. This voicemail will be responded to via e-mail, because that's my favorite way to communicate, plus I don't have to listen to him drone on and on.

Big Brother's Brother said...

that better end up as the worlds longest email

Beth said...

Somehow I don't see this working, but apparently Jimmy Fallon will be replacing Conan when Conan takes over the Tonight Show in 2009.

blue said...

jimmy fallon is awesome

blue said...

didn't you ever see the movie Taxi, or all his skits on SNL where he can't keep from laughing. Obviously that means he's really funny

Beth said...

Whew, you scared me for a second there Blue when you didn't include the (s).

blue said...

you never know, jimmy fallon could become the next Tom Hanks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

6 whopping comments whilst I was on luncheon?

Keith S said...

blue
You left out the Red Sox movie he was in.

blue said...

drew barrymore carried that movie


I won't speak ill of any farrelly brother comedies. Especially since SG hates that movie so much, it moves up my list of favorites.

blue said...

Bill Walsh died today

(ns)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gotta shit so bad right now.

blue said...

I don't think this will fit on my deck

blue said...

this one isn't too bad either

isiah thomas said...

Deke - be a man. Shit your pants.

Keith S said...

There was a chick @ the karaoke place I was at on Friday night was was beyond hammered and she pissed herself.

isiah thomas said...

Tom Snyder
Bill Walsh

who will be the third celeb death?

isiah thomas said...

that's awesome. Was she still awake or passed out?

pictures?

isiah thomas said...

Let's hope Stu Scott does the right thing and off's himself to be the 3rd death.

blue said...

"There was a chick @ the karaoke place I was at on Friday night was was beyond hammered and she pissed herself"

I didn't realize Fergie went to karaoke bars

blue said...

Ingmar Bergmann, that's the third one, so actually Walsh was #3

isiah thomas said...

Snyder and Walsh both died of Leukemia.

blue said...

I thought Leukemia was a little kids disease

isiah thomas said...

I had to use the Bible for the bergman guy.

Stu Scott should still step up and start a new 3.

blue said...

or a cat disease

Keith S said...

She wasn't passed out but she couldn't sit upright in a chair for more than 4 seconds, which sucked because she was with a group of hotties, but they all had to leave because she was drunk. Chicks are dumb, if that is a guy, his buddies throw him outside and say sit here and we'll get you when we're done. But chick have to leave as soon as 1 gets drunk.

blue said...

yeah, i had no idea who bergman was either...not sure i've ever seen one of his movies.

I was watching a clip of Tom Snyder at lunch, and lo and behold, there was Dan Patrick on tv with him back in the late 70's

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish we had a multi-terlet john here.

blue said...

destroy the one you have Meiz

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