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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 377 Newer› Newest»talk to everyone soon, it's my first night home, wife still at hospital, coming home with baby hopefully tues..til then keep it real
i might have to act like a grown up for once
Congrats EP...
and that post from friday is all jug's fault
congrats EP, hope baby and baby mamma aiiiight.
jug raised his game to new levels friday.
Deke - your boy Hatton is going to get his shit pushed in by PBF.
That's nonsense and you know it.
wow, nice to see the Twins pull out the No fuckin way we're winning this game, game. But I still think keeping Torii come Tuesday will be a huuuuuuuge mistake.
congrats, you dirty wop.
tonight's FOtC was fucking outstanding. and next week = a song about "poontang".
I see no need for a new post.
That's because you're lazy.
Al Gore warned me about this.
The Crew is getting lazy.
HBO's "first look" show for the Bourne Ultimatum made me tinkle my pants with excitement.
that flick is gonna kick the hell outta the other 2.
Really, Keith? I hadn't noticed.
Prince and JJ are really pissing me off.
Dammit. I missed the easy one. I'll start over.
Your mother is lazy.
There, that's better.
So I'm flipping through th new Eastbay catalog scannin' for a new pair of kicks, and I stumble upon the new Jordans.
One Hundred, Seventy Five Dollars.
$175.00
A Hunnit an' sennty fie dollaz.
Have motherfuckers lost their goddamn minds?!?!?
175?
FUCK!
So, I'm gonna get some old A.I.'s
a pair I had 6 years ago. Most comfortable shoe I had ever worn.
"Your mother is lazy"
Maybe that's where I got it from.
I wouldn't pay 175$ for Jordan's unless it came with a 100$ bill.
No shit. I wouldn't pay 175 for shoes unless they came with perfect 10 pussy attached to my dick.
I blame my vulgarity on Turtle and Drama.
Eduardo Perez on BBTN is painful to watch. He was just talking about Russell Martin and said that "he can rake. He can also hit..."
Are there any requirements for ex-pros getting on these shows as analysts?
I guess i'll have to carry the load this morning.
The Destroyers lost, i'm sure Tem is in NO, all heartbroken, then he saw some titties, and it wasn't quite so bad.
Re: EP's baby
let's take bets on baby names today.
i'm saying that he tried 15 or 20 times to get his wife to agree to "Angelina" but she wouldn't go for it.
for the cheap, "all alone this morning" z, how about...Mets won, in a rain shortened game
rockies are only 3.5 out now in the NL west...oh oh here they come, watch out boys, they'll chew you up.
your reign is short lived as well
mad props go out to new Broncos DT, Marcus Thomas. Who weighs in about 315, and showed off the first day of camp with a round-off into a backflip.
I guess he thought that if since Urban Meyer kicked him off the football team at Florida, maybe he'd go out for the cheerleading squad if he didn't get drafted.
welcome to hell, ep
Celtics are still trying to get Garnett. Pierce, Ray Allen, and KG would be a pretty good trio
then trade all that for Kobe.
kobe wants to be traded?
Mondays really suck.
just rumors at this point.
Oh I think it's clear that EP will be naming his daughter Elizabeth in honor of me.
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EP, if you don't want to be too obvious though, in the off chance the wifey ever stumbles across LOV, my middle name is Anne. :-)
It is very fitting though if bets were taken on her name, considering her dad's addiction to gambling. :-)
Hopefully his daughter will have better luck than her dad does though. If his gambling luck rubs off on her life she's doomed.
backhand
And look at that, my first NATTY Z...
Too late BBB, nice try though.
ep's taking licks while he's on bed rest.
every dog has her day.
beth bringing the Natty z heat this morning
I wonder if EP has a case of the mondays today
"every dog has her day"
Get your terms straight BBB, I'm not a "dog", I'm a bitch. Close though.
Steve Martin got married, he married a woman who is 35, and he is 61.
He may be 61 but he is a wild and crazy guy
Hey, every woman wants a guy with a great sense of humor.
Well, a great sense of humor and MILLIONS.
i thought every woman wanted a guy that was a total dick.
..so the country line-dancing guy tells me.
but at least now we know why beth is here.. trolling for sports guys with a sense of humor.
might wanna use that "next blog" button at the top though..
dont stop til ya get enough
I don't know if I'd say it's so much that every woman WANTS a guy who's a total dick, just that it's hard to avoid them. I mean the odds are pretty damn good that you'll date one sooner or later considering how many are out there. :-)
and that wasnt quite enough.
take a peek Lizzy, this how we do the extended z
totally
Yeah BBB, if I was looking for a sports guy with a sense of humor I'd have been gone a LONG time ago. (Hmmmm, maybe that's what happened to Stiggy...)
I'm just looking for a rich guy, have you already forgotten the "cum oven" discussion???
4 is now an extended Z?? No wonder guys say 4 inches is really 7. :-)
at least it wasn't a fake Z
Or worse, a premature Z.
ah, good point
today might be one of those days where we struggle to reach 200
so the feds got one of Vick's boys to flip on him. How long before the other 2? It's going to be a long fall for #7
and for all you wrestling fans out there
benoit might be gone, but now we can have PacMan
4 is enough for you blue.
How funny would it be if Mrs EP made him name thier daughter Hillary...after her hero Hillary Clinton
probably not TBS funny
beth churnin out her 1st Z and now a wag. mustve gotten lawyer-laid over the weekend.
really tryin to get that internship over with in a hurry, eh beth?
I got nothing.
I think I'm gonna play Minesweeper til lunch.
Actually BBB, I was getting "lawyer laid" long before this job - my bf's a lawyer.
But yes, I did get lawyer laid over the weekend, thanks for asking. :-)
WC, the simpsonize site is working this morning, so you may want to take a break from minesweeper to try that.
i wish i had minesweeper.
thats sad.
we could tell beth, youre far too chipper for a monday.
Anyone see the Simpsons movie this weekend? I did and really enjoyed it.
It's what you'd expect - a longer but very funny Simpson episode (but one that included full frontal Bart nudity...)
I don't enjoy kiddie porn
but that's just me
How do I know if the picture I use on the simpson site is big enough?
you can open it up in MS Paint and then click on View, Attributes, and then you can see how many pixels it is
this is what they came up with from my blue profile picture
or click on the picture in a "my computer" window and it'll show the size in that left hand column.
personally that one didn't look like Blue at all, so i'm going with my own simpson pic
grow the fuck up, all of you guys and your simpsons bullshit
bitch asses
and where the fuck is that Mills guy.
If you didn't like the date of the Fantasy NFL draft, you shouldn't have joined the league ya hoser. Set your team to auto draft and cross your lee press-on adorned fingers
"cross your lee press-on adorned fingers"
DTM continuing to amuse...
i bet she (the lady in elp's pic) was really popular in high school.
i feel enlightened
hush hush now DTM
yet now slightly disappointed.
what are you enlightened and disappointed about mr. bbb
Meiz -- what up? Sorry bout your club. They suck.
Cordero is who we thought he was!!!
too many mother uckers messing with my shi-
excuse me, that should be "uckin' with my shi-"
Uckin with my shiii, was a solid tune.
I also likes the IT lady song. Hair down to your legs and legs down to the floor.
The racist dragon was kind of lame.
Fuck Schuerholtz, fuck Teixeira, Fuck Daniels, and most importantly Fuck Papa Doc
Lets hope there is no retaliatory trade of Kazmirian proportions
Congrats, EP!
texeira to braves for salt+
So DTM is in the fantasy football league.
racist dragon = the song coulda been funnier.. but them singing a kid's puppet show song was funny in and of itself.
probably my favorite episode. and that was Murray's first song, right?
i'll take the neww
Yeah, the racist dragon had potential, but they missed the mark with it somehow.
"What are you doing? I thought I
killed you!
Grumbled Albie, quite racistly...
No...no! Albie, you didn’t kill me
with your dragon flames. I crawled
to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured...
Laughed the boy."
this brings tears to my eyes.
i love my new dvr for this very reason. i made a good pickup just before the deadline.
i smell like rotten pumpkin seeds.
wag
haven't seen the FotC from this week yet, but sounds like it was a good one. I'll watch it this eve
Strahan is getting no love from the Gints
Ohhhhhh, you're from New Zealand?
I thought you were australian.
New zealanders don't like the aussies for some odd reason.
good point Deke, DTM is officially freak.
and that d-bag mills emails me about the draft date/time.
I forgot it was Labor Day weekend.
His email says "I have a life so I can't do it then".
His email came at 2:10 AM Sunday morning.
He has such a great life that he's thinking about a fantasy draft with a bunch of guys he "knows" over the internet, that isn't for a month...at 2:10 on a Sunday morning and takes the time to bang out an email.
doooooosh
has EP said if it was a boy or girl....
Baby EP will either be named, Peter, Paul or Marie.
i'm guessing since he didn't correct jug's post from friday, that it was a little girl
yeah a little guido Lolita.
"EP, if you don't want to be too obvious though, in the off chance the wifey ever stumbles across LOV, my middle name is Anne. :-)"
Hmmm, I have an aunt that lives in Atlanta whose name is Elizabeth Anne.
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paulie shore supports hillary clinton.
thats all i need to hear.
so you're on board now too...
So DTM is in the fantasy football league.
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that's bullshit. freak can't have 3 teams. his and bruce is enough already.
and that d-bag mills emails me about the draft date/time.
I forgot it was Labor Day weekend.
His email says "I have a life so I can't do it then".
His email came at 2:10 AM Sunday morning.
He has such a great life that he's thinking about a fantasy draft with a bunch of guys he "knows" over the internet, that isn't for a month...at 2:10 on a Sunday morning and takes the time to bang out an email.
doooooosh
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it was sent to everybody fagsy. grow a pair, unbunch your panties and relax.
He has such a great life that he's thinking about a fantasy draft with a bunch of guys he "knows" over the internet, that isn't for a month...at 2:10 on a Sunday morning and takes the time to bang out an email
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or i got home at midnight on Sat. night (central time) and checked the computer.
i got my checks going direct deposit to her campaign fund as of this morning.
quitchyerbitchin crybaby
man mills, bitch ass was a word intended solely for you
or vagina breath.
Are we really drafting Sept. 2? Labor Day weekend?
I have a life and am unavailable for that time. i suspect others are like me in that regard. move it up a week?
Here's disease's email....its different than the message he left on the website. So thats not one but TWO messages about this.
push it out a week, i dont wanna draft anybody that gets hurt at the end of camp.
EFFING IDIOT!!!
EVERYBODY IN THE LEAGUE GOT THE EMAIL.
WHAT DO YOU NOT GET? ARE YOU THAT DENSE?
I CLICKED ON "EMAIL EVERYBODY." THEY HAVE ALL SEEN IT.
PLEASE POST AGAIN AS IF THEY DID NOT ALREADY KNOW THIS.
also -- cool that you keep yahoo fantasy sports emails.
you really are cool.
Mills...fuck off
I like the date/time.
fuck, screamin a. smiff is on for dan patrick today, he is more annoying on radio, screaming for 3 straight hours, no thank you
that was my initial thought, I spaced on it being Labor Day weekend.
good thing the Weasel is thinking about this over a month out at 2:10 AM on a Sunday....
way to think of the group weasel
i dont check yahoo, so i didnt know.
i still dont care though.
doosh, its in my "old mail" folder...its only a day old....
deeee-uuuusshhhhhh
If Steven A. Smith gets Dan Patrick's gig full time, a little part of me will die inside.
He just used the word "irregardless" for real.
Stephen A is really intelligence alot.
like, a LOT.
die MILLS
suck and blow
bitch ass
freak is really bring some good strong hate on the weasel today.
Dan the Man. Son of Sam.
Sounds pretty similar. Lot of hatred in both.
BTW -- I enjoy The Bronx is Burning.
i'm gonna blow up your Cardinals blog millsy baby
wow, i was wrong. I go into a meeting and come back to lots of goodness
some of the goodness was fruity though
so what is your screenname on this blog chef boyar-mills?
Cardinal losers unite
bitch ass
i just got the longest voicemail ever. The timer on my phone says 8 minutes and 41 seconds
how can you talk to "yourself" for that long?
DTM is moving down Mills' Power Rankings....but up the LOV Power Rankings.
deke, those colors on LOF are classic
did they repeat themselves or was it 8 minutes of new shit?
We've got a lady here who in meetings will repeat her same point at least 3 times.
And not in different ways but she'll repeat the same point.
We'll almost be done with the meeting - everyone gets whats going on and she'll repeat her point...again.
I can only imagine her voicemails are like that.
edit
i haven't listened to the whole 8 minutes yet. I'm gonna tackle it after lunch.
if we creampie Mill's cardinal blog I call the screen-name "Mills" or "JP"
dan the man = corbin?
corbin knows i like viva el birdos.
hmmm....interesting.
blue, please find that person and beat them with your phone.
or "Weasely JP"
feel free to cream pie it.
i don't use the comments sections.
stomach wants hungry time.
weasel is too much of an ego-maniac/control freak not to comment on there.
weasel is too much of an ego-maniac/control freak not to comment on there.
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never once.
feel free to check.
they must not talk stats.
Winnie wrote a book...
My Brewers blog was creampied once by Cubs fags. We handled it.
Re; LOF colors
I didn't do that.
Hey, anybody got that updog?
I'm quitting drinking for a while.
quitter.
This place sucks.
Lunch.
lull
"Hmmm, I have an aunt that lives in Atlanta whose name is Elizabeth Anne"
OMG, you are the same Keith as in My Nephew Keith?!? Dammit, please don't tell my brother/sister (i.e. your dad/mom) that I've been pretending to be a 28 year old woman on some random internet blog!
Congrats, El P!
My aunt could be 28.
so just went through the whole 8 minutes. No, thoughts were repeated. This voicemail will be responded to via e-mail, because that's my favorite way to communicate, plus I don't have to listen to him drone on and on.
that better end up as the worlds longest email
Somehow I don't see this working, but apparently Jimmy Fallon will be replacing Conan when Conan takes over the Tonight Show in 2009.
jimmy fallon is awesome
didn't you ever see the movie Taxi, or all his skits on SNL where he can't keep from laughing. Obviously that means he's really funny
Whew, you scared me for a second there Blue when you didn't include the (s).
you never know, jimmy fallon could become the next Tom Hanks
6 whopping comments whilst I was on luncheon?
blue
You left out the Red Sox movie he was in.
drew barrymore carried that movie
I won't speak ill of any farrelly brother comedies. Especially since SG hates that movie so much, it moves up my list of favorites.
Bill Walsh died today
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I gotta shit so bad right now.
I don't think this will fit on my deck
this one isn't too bad either
Deke - be a man. Shit your pants.
There was a chick @ the karaoke place I was at on Friday night was was beyond hammered and she pissed herself.
Tom Snyder
Bill Walsh
who will be the third celeb death?
that's awesome. Was she still awake or passed out?
pictures?
Let's hope Stu Scott does the right thing and off's himself to be the 3rd death.
"There was a chick @ the karaoke place I was at on Friday night was was beyond hammered and she pissed herself"
I didn't realize Fergie went to karaoke bars
Ingmar Bergmann, that's the third one, so actually Walsh was #3
Snyder and Walsh both died of Leukemia.
I thought Leukemia was a little kids disease
I had to use the Bible for the bergman guy.
Stu Scott should still step up and start a new 3.
or a cat disease
She wasn't passed out but she couldn't sit upright in a chair for more than 4 seconds, which sucked because she was with a group of hotties, but they all had to leave because she was drunk. Chicks are dumb, if that is a guy, his buddies throw him outside and say sit here and we'll get you when we're done. But chick have to leave as soon as 1 gets drunk.
yeah, i had no idea who bergman was either...not sure i've ever seen one of his movies.
I was watching a clip of Tom Snyder at lunch, and lo and behold, there was Dan Patrick on tv with him back in the late 70's
I wish we had a multi-terlet john here.
destroy the one you have Meiz
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