83 year old steam pipe exploded in Midtwon yesterday, during rush hour. Fun.
This just in.....Vick is still screwed.
Some guy is walking around here with a earring in his ear. But this earring is the ball with the cross dangling from it. Shit. I better get home and get my Karl Kani jacket to make him feel more 80's. (P.S he should be executed)
"'Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergarteners,'"
I love it, the more they stumble the better our chances are.....
I did Outback last night.
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sex ed to kindergartners?
that seems silly even to me.
TJW might not even support that.
A SHOT TO THE GAP!
sun bitch
on a related note...a new "to catch a predator" was on dateline NBC last night
that chris hansen is great.
i never heard of a alcohol ankle bracelet
what does it do?
at what point do the pervs realize that most of these meetings with 12 yr olds ARENT gonna be real? dont u watch effin tv, mayne?
i have no clue how the alcohol bracelet works.
it supposedly monitors your alcohol intake.
it lights up or some shit if you are "drinking too much"
pervs are dumb.
the have a sickness blue
let's say eating pie was illegal
think about it like this
if your favorite Pie called you and asked you to meet you at a short stay motel so you can eat it, would you go?
rev would be a career criminal
he'd be on that list too
amber alert it's the big fella from the philly burbs!
The product, called the Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor, or SCRAM, is an alcohol ankle bracelet that actually samples a subject’s sweat—as often as once every 30 minutes—in order to measure Blood Alcohol Content (BAC).
i'd go to jail for some pie
tem, solid work
instead of helmet stickers i give you a virtual 6 pack
i'd fuck the shit outta that pie.
metaphorically speaking.
the virtual 6 pack will make my virtual scram start beeping.
actually you have to hook the scram up to a modem and it sends your data to whoever is monitoring you.
i agree with BBB...my wife thought it was very creepy especially since we have a little girl on the way...and i told her...there aren't any 12-14 year old girls out there that are really trolling for sex with dudes that are 40
beat the system and wear a sock
a modem?
what is this 1994?
blue, did u see the bald black dude, kinda youngerish... he was just really calm when they broke the news to him..
"when am i gonna be on tv? damn, everybody i know... im gonna have to look for work.."
thats gotta suck. you gotta be thinking suicide instantly.
they went all high tech with measuring BAC from sweat and then decided to send the data with a modem.
i think that is how they send data from heart monitoring stuff though too.
folks with multiple DUIs don't have DSL.
"a modem?
what is this 1994?"
and hopefully your Juno account can handle attaching all the SCRAM data.
let's go outback tonight
doo-doododoodoodooooooo
let's go outback tonight
i'd just put water on the bracelet every 20 minutes or so.
or really fuck with it and pour some beer or vodka right on that sumbitch.
a BAC of 4.3% if you poured some cheap ass beer on it.
outback: the aussie cheese fries are da best. get layered cheese and extra bacon. add beer of choice. consume.
BBB-
yeah, that dude was funny. He knew he was busted. The guy who brought the weed cracked me up, because he knew Chris Hansen by name. "i watch that show all the time"
22 oz heniken on tap
i dont care what's for dinner because that, in a frosty mug, is euphoria
the sweet potaote from outback i simply dont have words for
and the coconut shrimp are borderline orgasmic
outback Z?
"TJW might not even support that."
what do you think he will be teaching?
you know it!
revel bithces
EP is one sneaky little bastard
i think we are underestimating his sneakiness
jermaine dye to the red sox
i am
berry, berry, berry sneaky
no way...jermaine dye wanted to play for the Cardinals
julio franco is a disease
enjoy ATL
Emerson Hart's solo album is worth picking up.
Rooney is up next.
If homosexuality is thought to be genetic, why couldnt pedophilia be genetic as well?
Good News and Bad News from WC:
Good News: I'm leaving early today.
Bad News: It's because I have to go meet the A/C man at my house. Shit went out on me last night.
that is bad news
Let's just say that mid July in Alabama aint the best time to have the A/C on the fritz.
Woke up this morning and it was mafuggin hot.
SCHWEATY BALLZ
ice pops
ElP, I think you're wrong about Julio Franco. I'm going on record as predicting he'll be a solid (but unspectacular) pinch hitter for the Braves. And right now that's one of the many things the Braves could use.
our AC has been having issues ever since we bought our house...i'm just too lazy to call someone out. It works about 95% of the time
well when you can't beat the reds...having julio franco on your team isn't going to hurt anything
WC...had my AC go out on us last month...not good times to come home and have it be 98 degrees at the house. 4 grand later we have one running like a champ!
what did the chisox get for dye?
not official tem
just a vicious rumor
4 grand?
I'ma slap a dude if he tells me it's gonna cost fo grand.
for beth
"Jose Valentin offered up that Franco was a less than eager participant in the club’s pre-game stretching. He also said Franco wouldn’t hesitate to get in the face of some of the younger players about doing their jobs even though he was hitting .200."
the heat went out this winter.
that sucked.
how many days can u take off before u get canned? not sure, but a chick here is testing the limits..
u only work 4 days to start.. taking 2-3 off per week is not helping.
for 4 grand you can get a whole new unit...and a BJ
franco is too old to stretch.
"the heat went out this winter"
that's why you moved
but can you get a ZJ?
From what I've been told and researched...4 grand was not bad at all. That was for the inside and outside unit.
that was total replacement jug?
I finally saw Borat last night...pretty damned funny.
WC..hope that you're just out of freon...that's what is wrong with ours...then it's just a service call fee and like $30/lb of freon...i don't know how many pounds there are though
throw a air conditioner in the winda and be done with it
what?
i think im gonna start wearing diapers. really, outside of the occassional stench, no one would know.
and if they do know.. mafuggers would just be jealous anyways.
turn on da AC and coo' me down!
cant stop til ya get enough..
reegah and ya dont staw wah?
dont stop still ya get enough..
no winda's i guess
moonwalk all over your grill
(waiting for the boob block..)
The problem seems to be more severe than low freon levels.
The inside unit is running but the outside unit isnt. It's just dead.
Maybe there's an on/off switch I accidentally moved to off.
the maytag man can fix it
maybe your unit is all hat and no cattle
use your easy button.
turning it to the "on" position would be the best bet.
maybe a racoon chewed the wires
raccoon's are sneaky
i hate raccoons
that's the first time i used the no hat all cattle phrase
felt good
i'd rather be a racoon than a weasel
I fucking hate when people make small talk just for the sake of talking.
yeah, the hat and cattle phrase works well in everyday life
for city folk maybe the saying should be
it's all gas mileage and no horsepower
although that doesn't roll off the tongue very easy
Sabrina is all hat and no cattle. Has been for years.
he's all suit and no tie
that's my new saying
it makes no sense
sadly i'm wearing hats less and less
i need a new hat.
i like all suit and no tie.
re: Dateline last night
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Corbin was the guy that walked all that way cuz "he likes to travel" and then wanted a ride home.
he said the man with the rubber glove (in prison) was suprisingly gentle.
obviously there wasn't jack on tv last night if everybody watched dateline.
thats gotta suck. you gotta be thinking suicide instantly.
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you would. or fake suicide at least.
bada-bing.
100
YES!
no way...jermaine dye wanted to play for the Cardinals
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you heard this too blue?
(s)
From allhatnocattle.net (seriously):
Texans have a phrase "All hat and no cattle." This phrase applies to pretend cowboys that dress and talk the part, pretending to be what they aren't.
i did not watch dateline
i went outback and watched the metropolitans
i only said this for mark buerhle who loves the cardinals for real.
i said the cards have an opening at ss for a-rod. but said that no, i don't see him actually going there.
checking in and it already stinks like shit up in hur.
hey zeke
did you ever catch the link of the dude getting speared by the javelin, or the dog getting smashed in the bike race?
WC..hope that you're just out of freon...that's what is wrong with ours...then it's just a service call fee and like $30/lb of freon...i don't know how many pounds there are though
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you don't rock the swamp cooler blue?
mills with a strong re-hash joke which reiterates his lack of reading comprehension.
like clockwork.
why would I have a swamp cooler? my house wasn't built in 1947
dog smashed by bikes? damn, i need to do some LovADVL (video links)
the maytag man can fix it
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Maytag is HQ'd in beautiful Newton, Iowa. And by beautiful, I mean in the running for armpit of America.
Not really that bad, but still. They have a NASCAR track.
I saw both on espn.
The dog got JACKED UP!
why would I have a swamp cooler? my house wasn't built in 1947
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i thought that is pretty much what everyone had out there?
joe pesci looked real old in the good shepard
who left the gotdang milk out again?
Sabrina = most passionless person I've ever met. Not actually into anything. Talks a hee-yuuuge game. The epitome of all hat and no cattle. Doesn't understand how people can get into something enough to wait in line at midnight for it, ie: Potter, StarWars, WS tix, etc... Every day I think I hate him more and more.
And, NO, I'm not getting you anything for your fucking kid. I just spent $100 on a wedding gift. If you cant afford to have kids, you shouldn't be doing it.
End Temrant. Needed to get that off my chest.
tem obviously did not watch Dateline.
NASCAR does not run the big cars in Iowa.
excellent temrant.
all points well received.
HUNGRY
Good Shepard...is that the movie with Matt Damon? I thought that was awful...I couldn't wait for it to end.
Not sure if anyone is paying attention (Blue, you asked about it awhile back) but John Daly is tied for 1st right now at the British Open at 4 under thru 15. Tiger's done for the day and shot a 2 under, which currently puts him tied for 6th.
let it fly deeky. swat that noise into the upper deck. keep it outta the paint.
Tiga Woods....but I won't....eat no pussy...cuz I don't.
--Big Tymers
Deke - nice temrant. Drop an unexpected elbow to his face as you walk by - it will complete the "getting off your chest" process
only people with old houses or that live in the foothills have swamp coolers, that I know of
it is too hot down in town to not have central AC
solid rant
i liked it jug
cia, how it got started, the kid
*picking up saucer full of milk....dumping milk onto street.....stomping saucer into tiny pieces*
did anyone see Wilbon's grill on PTI last night?
I guess it was too slow in parts, or too long, or something.
Deke...you sound like one of the Jim Rome callers.
I'm throwin' seven different kinds of smoke today.
That was 1.
rack 'em
I need to peep game on GS again, I fell asleep twice in the theatre.
the driver of this truck is in a medically induced coma and has burns on 80% of his body
rocking the ipod through cpu spkrs.. another dude just turned on the desk radio.
i've already started the competition... whos gonna flinch first and call the cops?
boombox it
noise ordinance here i come
what about Durant leaving 10 Million$ on the table to sign with Nike instead of Adidas?
and Daly is now at +1 through 15...
with a double bogey on 12
triple bogey on 14
and bogey on 15.
Break out the bottle of JD!
he knows kids will buy nikes over adidas for the cool factor alone.
Chumbawumba is on the radio. ouch.
i was singing Lucas With the Lid Off yesterday. thats some shit i wanna hear.
still though, 10 million$?
you can buy a lot of cool for 10 million in scrilla.
rooney was pretty solid. time to go random playlist.
durant has his principles
he probably wore the Garnetts and they cut his feet up. he's in The Know.
adidas blows that's why
durant wanted to show he was all black.
If he wanted to show he was all black he shoulda signed with Fila.
Or K Swiss.
I. Wear. My K-swiss.
Iwearmykswiss.
durant knows that it's just a short trip to Portland and Nike's HQ...he'd probably waste all his extra money with all the travel time to the Adidas HQ in china
i'm thinkin fuddruckers today
soup and sammich for me today.
Remember the other day when elp claimed TPS was kicking his ass? He was really doing this.
yeah i linked this knucklehead yesterday from a different site
reminds me ofr kramer with the cafe lattes.
I almost just started another Temrant.
old news footage of a whale being blown up with dynamite
let it fly deekie
I can't wait to see that tonight.
damn you nazi's.
I'm kind of looking forward to the next SG podcast so I can hear the "are you worried yet" part.
I thought Are You Worried Yet was good.
I haven't listened to a single podcast in my life
blubber kills
I call BS on that blue...if you take the time to read tjw's blog, surely you have listened to some of a podcast or two.
The are you worried yet segment will get better once the Yanks catch the Red Sox. I'd hate to see that happen, but I can still laugh at the SG.
Daly finished at +3.
gin blossoms. awesome.
for tem, a bucs preview
Blue, what happened to that TJW diary? He's got a new one up right now (posted this morning) and I only read the first paragraph but it's magically delicious. "learnt" is going to be the new "spelt".
oh, i haven't had a chance to check it out yet. I have some free time...i'll get on it.
Someone just sent this in to our sports talk radio show:
“Michael vick should be allowed to play… but after he throws his first interception, he should be electrocuted!"
Yanks are only 7 back now? shit....that's pretty much a tie.
Sawx will choke it away.
and it's true...i've never listened to any sort of a podcast, SG or any other...my ipod skillz are lacking
jug that's hilarious
learnt, eh?
let's raise 'spelt' to the rafters and welcome in learnt.
yeah zeke
i have to put up with the "told ya"
"here come the yanks"
blah blah blah
I'm a huge yankees hater, but I'd love to see the sawx choke it away.
maybe that would finally KO spiffg's dad.
i wouldnt mind either
just no championship and we are straight
has anyone peeped game on "Bronx is Burning"?
its not half bad.
platt makes me laugh as steinbrenner but turturro is great as martin
i learnt nothing at lunch.
Bronx Is Burning is pretty entertaining. I'm looking forward to the next episode.
I was disappointed by the Bucs preview. I was expecting more.
ksk raised the bar too high with some of their other stuff.
the much anticipated
TJW diary:
10:58--TJW is going to a bachelor party and not really excited. But i'm sure he'll be able to hook up with the strippers once he tells them he used to be a professional horse jockey or something. Sure enough, he used the word "learnt" as in he "learnt that there isn't a t in the word learned"
10:59--Sounds like the bachelor party is going to involve flag football and softball and (WHAT THE FUCK?) some other games...i'm pretty sure bachelor party in Canada means "no ball pussy party".
11:00--TJW mentions that this group of friends are not the scholarly type, they are the slutty type, but he will dominate at flag football..well because he is TJW.
11:02--random side note that some other 15 year old dude is wondering how slutty it will be at the bachelor party...well buddy, if there's going to be flag football, i'm sure it'll be super slutty.
11:04--TJW got another haircut...he will now be referred to as Fantastic Sam
11:05--imagine that, TJW is judging his friends because he thinks they won't smoke this weekend. Says "some people just need to grow up". Really? I thought only teenagers smoked these days (no offense to LoVers who smoke, but c'mon).
11:06--TJW has the option to go to Ottowa to hit some chick he used to...he probably won't go because it's not "new pussy"...i guess old pussy is a lot worse than using your lubed up hand, but what do i know.
11:07--oh yeah he's also worried about his fantasy teams sucking while he's away from the internet...76% chance that TJW is friends with weazy or corbin.
11:08--random rambling about some shitty canadian tv show that isn't on TV anymore..it hurt my eyes to read that
11:10--TJW will not be posting again until he's recovered from a weekend of heavy drinking whilst playing fag football and other "games"
Bronx Is Burning: It's not HBO, but it's pretty good for an ESPN production. I hooked up a season pass on the Tivo after I saw the first one. You should check it out, Zeke.
flag football is a bachelor party staple.
apparently Drew Carey is the leading candidate to host the price is right.
"flag football is a bachelor party staple. "
seriously? i've never played flag football at a bachelor party
Excellent work Blue.
drew carey has a new gameshow coming out on CBS, it looks stupid
I've watched both, it's def a good watch.
Platt is funny, I think he hits the Steinbrenner accent at times.
I'm not sure where the SOS stuff will fit in.
Drew Carey is still alive?
drew carey was a marine
look at that drunk Nolte
hey those little rooms at that airport are the only part of the place that has AC...I almost fell asleep on the floor there too
i'd party with Nick Nolte
but not Gary Busey
but i would not party with Kate Hudson...she seems stuck up
i don't think she's even all that hot
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