Thursday, July 19, 2007

Words

83 year old steam pipe exploded in Midtwon yesterday, during rush hour. Fun.

This just in.....Vick is still screwed.

Some guy is walking around here with a earring in his ear. But this earring is the ball with the cross dangling from it. Shit. I better get home and get my Karl Kani jacket to make him feel more 80's. (P.S he should be executed)

"'Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergarteners,'"

I love it, the more they stumble the better our chances are.....






I did Outback last night.

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Big Brother's Brother said...

takin it to tha streetz

Big Brother's Brother said...

im going for the leadoff bang

tem said...

sex ed to kindergartners?

that seems silly even to me.

tem said...

TJW might not even support that.

Big Brother's Brother said...

A SHOT TO THE GAP!

Big Brother's Brother said...

sun bitch

blue said...

on a related note...a new "to catch a predator" was on dateline NBC last night

that chris hansen is great.

El Padrino said...

i never heard of a alcohol ankle bracelet

what does it do?

Big Brother's Brother said...

at what point do the pervs realize that most of these meetings with 12 yr olds ARENT gonna be real? dont u watch effin tv, mayne?

tem said...

i have no clue how the alcohol bracelet works.

tem said...

it supposedly monitors your alcohol intake.

it lights up or some shit if you are "drinking too much"

tem said...

pervs are dumb.

El Padrino said...

the have a sickness blue

let's say eating pie was illegal
think about it like this

if your favorite Pie called you and asked you to meet you at a short stay motel so you can eat it, would you go?

El Padrino said...

rev would be a career criminal
he'd be on that list too

amber alert it's the big fella from the philly burbs!

tem said...

The product, called the Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor, or SCRAM, is an alcohol ankle bracelet that actually samples a subject’s sweat—as often as once every 30 minutes—in order to measure Blood Alcohol Content (BAC).

El Padrino said...

i'd go to jail for some pie

El Padrino said...

tem, solid work
instead of helmet stickers i give you a virtual 6 pack

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'd fuck the shit outta that pie.


metaphorically speaking.

tem said...

the virtual 6 pack will make my virtual scram start beeping.

tem said...

actually you have to hook the scram up to a modem and it sends your data to whoever is monitoring you.

blue said...

i agree with BBB...my wife thought it was very creepy especially since we have a little girl on the way...and i told her...there aren't any 12-14 year old girls out there that are really trolling for sex with dudes that are 40

Big Brother's Brother said...

beat the system and wear a sock

blue said...

a modem?

what is this 1994?

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue, did u see the bald black dude, kinda youngerish... he was just really calm when they broke the news to him..

"when am i gonna be on tv? damn, everybody i know... im gonna have to look for work.."

thats gotta suck. you gotta be thinking suicide instantly.

tem said...

they went all high tech with measuring BAC from sweat and then decided to send the data with a modem.

i think that is how they send data from heart monitoring stuff though too.

folks with multiple DUIs don't have DSL.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"a modem?

what is this 1994?"


and hopefully your Juno account can handle attaching all the SCRAM data.

El Padrino said...

let's go outback tonight

doo-doododoodoodooooooo

let's go outback tonight

tem said...

i'd just put water on the bracelet every 20 minutes or so.

or really fuck with it and pour some beer or vodka right on that sumbitch.

tem said...

a BAC of 4.3% if you poured some cheap ass beer on it.

Big Brother's Brother said...

outback: the aussie cheese fries are da best. get layered cheese and extra bacon. add beer of choice. consume.

blue said...

BBB-

yeah, that dude was funny. He knew he was busted. The guy who brought the weed cracked me up, because he knew Chris Hansen by name. "i watch that show all the time"

El Padrino said...

22 oz heniken on tap
i dont care what's for dinner because that, in a frosty mug, is euphoria

El Padrino said...

the sweet potaote from outback i simply dont have words for

El Padrino said...

and the coconut shrimp are borderline orgasmic

El Padrino said...

outback Z?

jugdish said...

"TJW might not even support that."

what do you think he will be teaching?

El Padrino said...

you know it!

revel bithces

blue said...

EP is one sneaky little bastard

blue said...

i think we are underestimating his sneakiness

El Padrino said...

jermaine dye to the red sox

El Padrino said...

i am

berry, berry, berry sneaky

blue said...

no way...jermaine dye wanted to play for the Cardinals

El Padrino said...

julio franco is a disease

enjoy ATL

Big Brother's Brother said...

Emerson Hart's solo album is worth picking up.

Rooney is up next.

whocares said...

If homosexuality is thought to be genetic, why couldnt pedophilia be genetic as well?

whocares said...

Good News and Bad News from WC:


Good News: I'm leaving early today.


Bad News: It's because I have to go meet the A/C man at my house. Shit went out on me last night.

blue said...

that is bad news

whocares said...

Let's just say that mid July in Alabama aint the best time to have the A/C on the fritz.

Woke up this morning and it was mafuggin hot.

El Padrino said...

SCHWEATY BALLZ

El Padrino said...

ice pops

Beth said...

ElP, I think you're wrong about Julio Franco. I'm going on record as predicting he'll be a solid (but unspectacular) pinch hitter for the Braves. And right now that's one of the many things the Braves could use.

blue said...

our AC has been having issues ever since we bought our house...i'm just too lazy to call someone out. It works about 95% of the time

blue said...

well when you can't beat the reds...having julio franco on your team isn't going to hurt anything

jugdish said...

WC...had my AC go out on us last month...not good times to come home and have it be 98 degrees at the house. 4 grand later we have one running like a champ!

tem said...

what did the chisox get for dye?

El Padrino said...

not official tem
just a vicious rumor

whocares said...

4 grand?



I'ma slap a dude if he tells me it's gonna cost fo grand.

El Padrino said...

for beth

"Jose Valentin offered up that Franco was a less than eager participant in the club’s pre-game stretching. He also said Franco wouldn’t hesitate to get in the face of some of the younger players about doing their jobs even though he was hitting .200."

tem said...

the heat went out this winter.

that sucked.

Big Brother's Brother said...

how many days can u take off before u get canned? not sure, but a chick here is testing the limits..

u only work 4 days to start.. taking 2-3 off per week is not helping.

blue said...

for 4 grand you can get a whole new unit...and a BJ

tem said...

franco is too old to stretch.

blue said...

"the heat went out this winter"

that's why you moved

tem said...

but can you get a ZJ?

jugdish said...

From what I've been told and researched...4 grand was not bad at all. That was for the inside and outside unit.

blue said...

that was total replacement jug?

jugdish said...

I finally saw Borat last night...pretty damned funny.

blue said...

WC..hope that you're just out of freon...that's what is wrong with ours...then it's just a service call fee and like $30/lb of freon...i don't know how many pounds there are though

El Padrino said...

throw a air conditioner in the winda and be done with it

El Padrino said...

what?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think im gonna start wearing diapers. really, outside of the occassional stench, no one would know.

Big Brother's Brother said...

and if they do know.. mafuggers would just be jealous anyways.

Big Brother's Brother said...

turn on da AC and coo' me down!

Big Brother's Brother said...

cant stop til ya get enough..

Big Brother's Brother said...
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Big Brother's Brother said...

reegah and ya dont staw wah?

dont stop still ya get enough..

El Padrino said...

no winda's i guess

Big Brother's Brother said...

moonwalk all over your grill

(waiting for the boob block..)

whocares said...

The problem seems to be more severe than low freon levels.


The inside unit is running but the outside unit isnt. It's just dead.

whocares said...

Maybe there's an on/off switch I accidentally moved to off.

El Padrino said...

the maytag man can fix it

El Padrino said...

maybe your unit is all hat and no cattle

tem said...

use your easy button.

blue said...

turning it to the "on" position would be the best bet.

blue said...

maybe a racoon chewed the wires

blue said...

raccoon's are sneaky

blue said...

i hate raccoons

El Padrino said...

that's the first time i used the no hat all cattle phrase


felt good

El Padrino said...

i'd rather be a racoon than a weasel

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I fucking hate when people make small talk just for the sake of talking.

blue said...

yeah, the hat and cattle phrase works well in everyday life

blue said...

for city folk maybe the saying should be

it's all gas mileage and no horsepower

although that doesn't roll off the tongue very easy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabrina is all hat and no cattle. Has been for years.

blue said...

he's all suit and no tie


that's my new saying

it makes no sense

blue said...

sadly i'm wearing hats less and less

tem said...

i need a new hat.

i like all suit and no tie.

Mills said...

re: Dateline last night
----------------

Corbin was the guy that walked all that way cuz "he likes to travel" and then wanted a ride home.

he said the man with the rubber glove (in prison) was suprisingly gentle.

Mills said...

obviously there wasn't jack on tv last night if everybody watched dateline.

Mills said...

thats gotta suck. you gotta be thinking suicide instantly.
-----------
you would. or fake suicide at least.

bada-bing.

jugdish said...

100

jugdish said...

YES!

Mills said...

no way...jermaine dye wanted to play for the Cardinals
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you heard this too blue?

(s)

whocares said...

From allhatnocattle.net (seriously):




Texans have a phrase "All hat and no cattle." This phrase applies to pretend cowboys that dress and talk the part, pretending to be what they aren't.

El Padrino said...

i did not watch dateline

i went outback and watched the metropolitans

Mills said...

i only said this for mark buerhle who loves the cardinals for real.

i said the cards have an opening at ss for a-rod. but said that no, i don't see him actually going there.

isiah thomas said...

checking in and it already stinks like shit up in hur.

blue said...

hey zeke

did you ever catch the link of the dude getting speared by the javelin, or the dog getting smashed in the bike race?

Mills said...

WC..hope that you're just out of freon...that's what is wrong with ours...then it's just a service call fee and like $30/lb of freon...i don't know how many pounds there are though
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you don't rock the swamp cooler blue?

Big Brother's Brother said...

mills with a strong re-hash joke which reiterates his lack of reading comprehension.

like clockwork.

blue said...

why would I have a swamp cooler? my house wasn't built in 1947

Big Brother's Brother said...

dog smashed by bikes? damn, i need to do some LovADVL (video links)

Mills said...

the maytag man can fix it
------

Maytag is HQ'd in beautiful Newton, Iowa. And by beautiful, I mean in the running for armpit of America.

Not really that bad, but still. They have a NASCAR track.

isiah thomas said...

I saw both on espn.

The dog got JACKED UP!

Mills said...

why would I have a swamp cooler? my house wasn't built in 1947
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i thought that is pretty much what everyone had out there?

El Padrino said...

joe pesci looked real old in the good shepard

isiah thomas said...

who left the gotdang milk out again?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabrina = most passionless person I've ever met. Not actually into anything. Talks a hee-yuuuge game. The epitome of all hat and no cattle. Doesn't understand how people can get into something enough to wait in line at midnight for it, ie: Potter, StarWars, WS tix, etc... Every day I think I hate him more and more.

And, NO, I'm not getting you anything for your fucking kid. I just spent $100 on a wedding gift. If you cant afford to have kids, you shouldn't be doing it.


End Temrant. Needed to get that off my chest.

tem said...

tem obviously did not watch Dateline.

NASCAR does not run the big cars in Iowa.

tem said...

excellent temrant.

all points well received.

tem said...

HUNGRY

jugdish said...

Good Shepard...is that the movie with Matt Damon? I thought that was awful...I couldn't wait for it to end.

Beth said...

Not sure if anyone is paying attention (Blue, you asked about it awhile back) but John Daly is tied for 1st right now at the British Open at 4 under thru 15. Tiger's done for the day and shot a 2 under, which currently puts him tied for 6th.

Big Brother's Brother said...

let it fly deeky. swat that noise into the upper deck. keep it outta the paint.

isiah thomas said...

Tiga Woods....but I won't....eat no pussy...cuz I don't.

--Big Tymers

isiah thomas said...

Deke - nice temrant. Drop an unexpected elbow to his face as you walk by - it will complete the "getting off your chest" process

blue said...

only people with old houses or that live in the foothills have swamp coolers, that I know of

it is too hot down in town to not have central AC

El Padrino said...

solid rant

i liked it jug
cia, how it got started, the kid

isiah thomas said...

*picking up saucer full of milk....dumping milk onto street.....stomping saucer into tiny pieces*

isiah thomas said...

did anyone see Wilbon's grill on PTI last night?

jugdish said...

I guess it was too slow in parts, or too long, or something.

Deke...you sound like one of the Jim Rome callers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm throwin' seven different kinds of smoke today.

That was 1.

isiah thomas said...

rack 'em

isiah thomas said...

I need to peep game on GS again, I fell asleep twice in the theatre.

El Padrino said...

the driver of this truck is in a medically induced coma and has burns on 80% of his body

Big Brother's Brother said...

rocking the ipod through cpu spkrs.. another dude just turned on the desk radio.

i've already started the competition... whos gonna flinch first and call the cops?

El Padrino said...

boombox it

Big Brother's Brother said...

noise ordinance here i come

isiah thomas said...

what about Durant leaving 10 Million$ on the table to sign with Nike instead of Adidas?

isiah thomas said...

and Daly is now at +1 through 15...

with a double bogey on 12
triple bogey on 14
and bogey on 15.

Break out the bottle of JD!

Big Brother's Brother said...

he knows kids will buy nikes over adidas for the cool factor alone.

Chumbawumba is on the radio. ouch.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i was singing Lucas With the Lid Off yesterday. thats some shit i wanna hear.

isiah thomas said...

still though, 10 million$?

you can buy a lot of cool for 10 million in scrilla.

Big Brother's Brother said...

rooney was pretty solid. time to go random playlist.

blue said...

durant has his principles

Big Brother's Brother said...

he probably wore the Garnetts and they cut his feet up. he's in The Know.

El Padrino said...

adidas blows that's why

Big Brother's Brother said...

durant wanted to show he was all black.

whocares said...

If he wanted to show he was all black he shoulda signed with Fila.

whocares said...

Or K Swiss.


I. Wear. My K-swiss.

Iwearmykswiss.

blue said...

durant knows that it's just a short trip to Portland and Nike's HQ...he'd probably waste all his extra money with all the travel time to the Adidas HQ in china

El Padrino said...

i'm thinkin fuddruckers today

tem said...

soup and sammich for me today.

jugdish said...

Remember the other day when elp claimed TPS was kicking his ass? He was really doing this.

El Padrino said...

yeah i linked this knucklehead yesterday from a different site

jugdish said...

reminds me ofr kramer with the cafe lattes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I almost just started another Temrant.

El Padrino said...

old news footage of a whale being blown up with dynamite

Big Brother's Brother said...

let it fly deekie

isiah thomas said...

I can't wait to see that tonight.

damn you nazi's.

jugdish said...

I'm kind of looking forward to the next SG podcast so I can hear the "are you worried yet" part.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought Are You Worried Yet was good.

blue said...

I haven't listened to a single podcast in my life

El Padrino said...

blubber kills

jugdish said...

I call BS on that blue...if you take the time to read tjw's blog, surely you have listened to some of a podcast or two.

jugdish said...

The are you worried yet segment will get better once the Yanks catch the Red Sox. I'd hate to see that happen, but I can still laugh at the SG.

isiah thomas said...

Daly finished at +3.

Big Brother's Brother said...

gin blossoms. awesome.

El Padrino said...

for tem, a bucs preview

Tyler said...

Blue, what happened to that TJW diary? He's got a new one up right now (posted this morning) and I only read the first paragraph but it's magically delicious. "learnt" is going to be the new "spelt".

blue said...

oh, i haven't had a chance to check it out yet. I have some free time...i'll get on it.

jugdish said...

Someone just sent this in to our sports talk radio show:

“Michael vick should be allowed to play… but after he throws his first interception, he should be electrocuted!"

isiah thomas said...

Yanks are only 7 back now? shit....that's pretty much a tie.

Sawx will choke it away.

blue said...

and it's true...i've never listened to any sort of a podcast, SG or any other...my ipod skillz are lacking

El Padrino said...

jug that's hilarious

isiah thomas said...

learnt, eh?

let's raise 'spelt' to the rafters and welcome in learnt.

El Padrino said...

yeah zeke
i have to put up with the "told ya"

"here come the yanks"

blah blah blah

isiah thomas said...

I'm a huge yankees hater, but I'd love to see the sawx choke it away.

maybe that would finally KO spiffg's dad.

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt mind either
just no championship and we are straight

isiah thomas said...

has anyone peeped game on "Bronx is Burning"?

its not half bad.

El Padrino said...

platt makes me laugh as steinbrenner but turturro is great as martin

tem said...

i learnt nothing at lunch.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bronx Is Burning is pretty entertaining. I'm looking forward to the next episode.

tem said...

I was disappointed by the Bucs preview. I was expecting more.

ksk raised the bar too high with some of their other stuff.

blue said...

the much anticipated

TJW diary:

10:58--TJW is going to a bachelor party and not really excited. But i'm sure he'll be able to hook up with the strippers once he tells them he used to be a professional horse jockey or something. Sure enough, he used the word "learnt" as in he "learnt that there isn't a t in the word learned"

10:59--Sounds like the bachelor party is going to involve flag football and softball and (WHAT THE FUCK?) some other games...i'm pretty sure bachelor party in Canada means "no ball pussy party".

11:00--TJW mentions that this group of friends are not the scholarly type, they are the slutty type, but he will dominate at flag football..well because he is TJW.

11:02--random side note that some other 15 year old dude is wondering how slutty it will be at the bachelor party...well buddy, if there's going to be flag football, i'm sure it'll be super slutty.

11:04--TJW got another haircut...he will now be referred to as Fantastic Sam

11:05--imagine that, TJW is judging his friends because he thinks they won't smoke this weekend. Says "some people just need to grow up". Really? I thought only teenagers smoked these days (no offense to LoVers who smoke, but c'mon).

11:06--TJW has the option to go to Ottowa to hit some chick he used to...he probably won't go because it's not "new pussy"...i guess old pussy is a lot worse than using your lubed up hand, but what do i know.

11:07--oh yeah he's also worried about his fantasy teams sucking while he's away from the internet...76% chance that TJW is friends with weazy or corbin.

11:08--random rambling about some shitty canadian tv show that isn't on TV anymore..it hurt my eyes to read that

11:10--TJW will not be posting again until he's recovered from a weekend of heavy drinking whilst playing fag football and other "games"

Tyler said...

Bronx Is Burning: It's not HBO, but it's pretty good for an ESPN production. I hooked up a season pass on the Tivo after I saw the first one. You should check it out, Zeke.

tem said...

flag football is a bachelor party staple.

tem said...

apparently Drew Carey is the leading candidate to host the price is right.

blue said...

"flag football is a bachelor party staple. "

seriously? i've never played flag football at a bachelor party

Tyler said...

Excellent work Blue.

blue said...

drew carey has a new gameshow coming out on CBS, it looks stupid

isiah thomas said...

I've watched both, it's def a good watch.

Platt is funny, I think he hits the Steinbrenner accent at times.

I'm not sure where the SOS stuff will fit in.

isiah thomas said...

Drew Carey is still alive?

blue said...

drew carey was a marine

El Padrino said...

look at that drunk Nolte

blue said...

hey those little rooms at that airport are the only part of the place that has AC...I almost fell asleep on the floor there too

blue said...

i'd party with Nick Nolte

blue said...

but not Gary Busey

blue said...

but i would not party with Kate Hudson...she seems stuck up

blue said...

i don't think she's even all that hot

blue said...

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