Thursday, July 19, 2007

Woodrow Wilson

Training Camps (boing):

Bills 7/26 --------Giants 7/27
Fins 7/22 ---------Eagles 7/27
Pats 7/23 ---------Skins 7/27
Jets 7/26 ---------Boys 7/25

Ravens 7/29 -------Bears 7/23
Bengals 7/26 ------Lions 7/25
Browns 7/23 -------Green Bay 7/27
Steelers 7/23 -----Vikes 7/26

Texans 7/22 -------Falcons 7/26
Colts 7/29 --------Panthers 7/27
Jax 7/27 ----------Saints 7/25
Titans 7/27 -------Bucs 7/26

Broncos 7/29 ------Cards 7/27
Chiefs 7/27 -------Rams 7/26
Raiders 7/27 ------49ERS 7/29
Chargers 7/24 -----Hawks 7/26

subplots :

is jarmarcus russell big enough to play QB? (s)
how many snaps will brady queen get?
who will sign culpepper, Tice in Jax or Lineham in St Loo?
will Kitna eat his words, again?
is there really a Mike Williams from USC?
can Tiki be replaced by a 275lb. back?
which holdout will give in, Samuel or Briggs?
is grossman Now?
will larry johnson die after getting 67 carries in a week 2 tilt?
how many more qb's will gruden sign?
brett farve : dead or alive?
vick : guilty or guilty?
T.O?
Moss?


it's never too early for NFL

883 comments:

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jugdish said...

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jugdish said...

Now we get to look at Uncle Rico all day.

jugdish said...

A little early morning madness in the one spot.

jugdish said...

Damn...I should have waited for the boobs!

Big Brother's Brother said...

the foosball. skiddily skeet.

blue said...

boobs doesn't work on fridays..law offices are closed, and chilis doesn't have internet access

jugdish said...

I guess I would have been waiting a long time for tits mcgee huh?

El Padrino said...

iiiiiiiiit's ffriiiiiiday!

tem said...

hey, it's friday

tem said...

first words i heard when i got to work this morning from the 60+ yr old secretary.


"you know what the big movie to see this weekend is? John Travolta in Hairspray!"

I told her I would not be watching that.

blue said...

maybe she meant "big" literally

blue said...

i only worked 4 days this week, but it has felt like 6

whocares said...

Short weeks always do that to me Blue.


I guess it's because you are thinking about only working four days so the anticipation makes each day seem long as hell.

blue said...

the weather lady this morning suggested everyone stay inside this weekend and read the new harry pooter book, because it's going to be too hot.

I guess if everyone is inside that'll make it easier to play a round of golf for me

El Padrino said...

4 day work weeks

el pad for president

tem said...

i bet all the golfers love to read Harry Potter.

El Padrino said...

topless tuesdays

el pad for president

blue said...

i'd go for France's 35 hour work week....the french aren't all that bad i guess

blue said...

no thank you on the topless tuesday.

i shudder thinking of the horror it would cause in my building

tem said...

4 days and 35 hours.

tem said...

I'd do that.

or just4 days and 32 hours.

i'd do that too, obviously.

tem said...

topless tuesday would be bad here as well.

there would need to be a screening process.

El Padrino said...

obviously you'd be arressted if you didn't fit the requirement of under 140 lbs.

tem said...

some people even under 140 i would not want to look at.

El Padrino said...

a tit's a tit

stop it

whocares said...

Not true

blue said...

what about a 140lb midget?

Big Brother's Brother said...

flapjacks are not welcome. we'd need some sort of screener to hand out tit certification cards.

blue said...

is this Joey Crawford?

blue said...

yeah, there are some older ladies that work here that are probably under 140...but if they were topless, the tits might drag on the ground

El Padrino said...

BBB my vice prez
a tit certification card is brillant

we screen them in the oval office
approve them and arrest anyone who dares to show thier breasts without one

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue's link comes from the NFS category. who'da thought!?

Big Brother's Brother said...

"arrest anyone who dares to show thier breasts without one"

we might have to kill or at least maim, depending on the offender.

we'll be prepared.

El Padrino said...

Tasers

El Padrino said...

rocking a wine headache this am

blue said...

i'm getting a sniper rifle

Big Brother's Brother said...

food and lodging

ToddPacker said...

mets won last night

ToddPacker said...

i'm out until LoVad....

El Padrino said...

true, glavine stunk

tem said...

grow a beard too blue.

blue said...

when doesn't glavine stink?

blue said...

I wish Zeke would have pummelled SG when he met him in Vegas

blue said...

dont forget the lyrics > singing bee

wayne brady > Joey Fatone

Fox > NBC

Big Brother's Brother said...

wag

El Padrino said...

the dog

blue said...

suck it

El Padrino said...

the porn star who blew the cop then turned him in is a good story

tem said...

network tv generally sucks.

tem said...

porn stars are crafty.

blue said...

porn stars can't get in trouble for being paid for sex...it's a legal profession as long as there is a camera

El Padrino said...

sci fi fans, this movie Sunshine looks aiight

El Padrino said...

she's wrong for turning him in

bitch

she asked him if he wanted a blow job, of course he said yeah

blue said...

i don't want to live in a world where cops are just going around getting blow jobs from porn stars all the time...good for her

blue said...

the lady with the candy dish should not have offered me some...i took a handful

tem said...

what kind of candy?

Big Brother's Brother said...

wheres this link EeePee

blue said...

it was an assortment of mini hersheys

tem said...

any krackle bars?

Its Butters!!! said...

TP...work project or afraid to show his face after the beatdown of epic proportions that he is receiving?

Its Butters!!! said...

It's good to see Aaron Sele finally earn a paycheck

blue said...

i got a few krackles, there was a mr. goodbar in there, some other stuff that i took a bite of and threw away.

Big Brother's Brother said...

some other stuff that i took a bite of and threw away."

hopefully while still in front of her too..

blue said...

she saw me do that...i told her, "these ones suck, don't bring these in anymore"

tem said...

i'm sleepy.

El Padrino said...

speacial dark
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Big Brother's Brother said...

chew it and then let it fall out of your mouth for dramatic emphasis.

"bitch pleeze"

blue said...

my wife woke me up at 4am to tell me that she dreamt we had a big fight...i asked her if she was trying to make her dreams come true by waking me up so early...she didn't think that was funny

blue said...

WC must really be enjoying that AC today

El Padrino said...

saw it on tv, cant find the news link

tem said...

maybe the chick learned the lesson about bringing crappy candy

tem said...

good handling of the early morning wake up situation.

El Padrino said...

i wake every 3 hours
because every three hours my wife gets up to pee

blue said...

bruce and deke both got offers on their plates

El Padrino said...

she says the baby is on her bladder

i do not believe this statement

tem said...

i got an offer from corby. it was the first offer i got in a long time. of course it was for the 1 guy i am not going to trade.

tem said...

chris carpenter is getting the TJ surgery.

whocares said...

Not enjoying the AC at the moment.

TPS brought a pot of coffee into my office and told me to bear down for a long Friday.

tem said...

TPS needs to can it for awhile. it's been running wild.

El Padrino said...

fuck tps

El Padrino said...

R&R in the poconos this weekend
well needed

tem said...

i just told TPS to be cool and to take the rest of the day off.

tem said...

now i am HUNGRY.

Big Brother's Brother said...

tps is giving me a foot massage right now.

isiah thomas said...

early meeting then it should be schmoove sailing for the rest of the day.

I already told TPS to bitch be cool.

She said she'd oblige.

blue said...

i'd never let a man give me a foot massage

isiah thomas said...

Hohan

SFW

She got some nice bres-a-sis

El Padrino said...

i just read the ny times from front to back

today is a good day

ooooahhhhhh

Big Brother's Brother said...

"i'd never let a man give me a foot massage"

i feel comfortable as long as it's a show of dominance (on my part).


you's my bitch... bitch.

Big Brother's Brother said...

but i let tps choose, the other option was for me to plow his wife.

El Padrino said...

tps is wise

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I used up all my smoke last night. I got nothin

Big Brother's Brother said...

i gotta get the grinder out tonight

Big Brother's Brother said...

i dont have the patience to do Xword puzzles.

blue said...

i only saw 2 or 3 kinds of smoke out of you deke...i'm disappointed

Its Butters!!! said...

Quite the outing for Gallardo yesterday

Big Brother's Brother said...

i was waiting for the other 6 kinds of hate from yesterday too..

Big Brother's Brother said...

hit to deep left... i think it might find the gap

El Padrino said...

there are people on line now for the harry potter books


RE
TARDED

Big Brother's Brother said...

trying for 2.. it's gonna be close, heres the relaaaaaaaay!...

El Padrino said...

gunned down

blue said...

emanski type relay skillz got the madness

Big Brother's Brother said...

i was totally safe. pure unadulterated madness.

El Padrino said...

snatched madness though

Big Brother's Brother said...

ARE YOU BLIND, BLUE! (as in ump)

El Padrino said...

hey how come al sharpton or jesse jackson are calling for Vick to be fined or suspended?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i blame the out on tps. those new oils he used made me slip rounding first. he's fired.

El Padrino said...

4.2 earfquake in Sanfran

El Padrino said...

that doesnt even shake the plants over there

isiah thomas said...

I was in 1 earthquake when I lived in CA, it was pretty small, a 3.5 or thereabouts....def a weird experience.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i only saw 2 or 3 kinds of smoke out of you deke...i'm disappointed"

I lost my inspiration.

Its Butters!!! said...

Blue...check that ish

blue said...

lance armstrong was nowhere to be found...

Big Brother's Brother said...

the rico refresh is quality.

El Padrino said...

did he win

blue said...

what are you talking about corbin?

El Padrino said...

arafat had aids
he was a homo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

But, doctor, I'm not a homosexual.


Sure you're not.

El Padrino said...

that's funny

El Padrino said...

ju ju bees, havent had those in a minute

El Padrino said...

epmd back to basics

El Padrino said...

z?

El Padrino said...

not happy that it's the result of a lull

i'll take it nevertheless

El Padrino said...

jew boy is getting a beatin in the big man's office

it's funny

El Padrino said...

i like glass offices

El Padrino said...

pocahontas is looking mighty fine today

El Padrino said...

bush is getting a colonoscopy

Big Brother's Brother said...

silencio

El Padrino said...

and while he's doing that all the powers will rest with Dick Cheney

Big Brother's Brother said...

give us some updates EP, how dejected does he look? any crying involved?

Big Brother's Brother said...

and make sure to openly ridicule him if he passes by..

El Padrino said...

he looks like a broken man

El Padrino said...

actually now he looks exasperated, like he's all out of options

i think he's a goner
this is a grand day

i hate this man more than i hate the gollum, at least the gollum shows up to work

blue said...

I have to go to the DMV today

El Padrino said...

he says he has a medical condition
he'e been on disability in the past

something with his prostate, he turns urinals orange

El Padrino said...

"I have to go to the DMV today "

so sorry

tem said...

i'd laugh my ass off if cheney pulled all the troops out while bush was under for the colonoscopy thing.

i don't even know if you go under for that.

tem said...

but i'd still laugh my ass off if he did it.

tem said...

or if he just went the other way and ordered an all out bombing of iraq and north korea.

tem said...

jew boy is all suit and no tie.

he is a goner.

tem said...

that's the return from lunch Z.

bask.

El Padrino said...

dick is nuts
he will bomb someone

El Padrino said...

nice tem

El Padrino said...

did you have mongolian bbq?

isiah thomas said...

Canada.....bomb Canada.

That's a "war" we'd easily win.

tem said...

more updates on pocohantas are necc. as well.

blue said...

good use of all suit and no tie tem

tem said...

I had Quiznos for lunch today.

Mongolian BBQ is too far away. I only go to places I can walk to.

Well walk to in like 10 minutes top. MBBQ would be like a 30 minute walk.

tem said...

Shit be really spread out in the midwest.

El Padrino said...

take the whip son

El Padrino said...

we should take over mexico

blue said...

there is no place within walking distance around here...we're out in the middle of nowhere, although they are building some more stuff within easy driving distance

ebntx said...

whats up bitches?

isiah thomas said...

quiznizzles is outrageously overpriced.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Getting fired can be fun. Tell him not to go out like a punk.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eb, where's my Hot Fuzz review?

isiah thomas said...

Guiness tonight.

blue said...

take over mexico and turn it into states 51-58. Then there isn't an illegal immigrant problem...and all those gauchos can be "todo sombrero y ningĂșn ganado"

isiah thomas said...

actually it'd be states 52-59 as Canada is already the 51st state.

ebntx said...

finally got around to seeing it just a few weeks ago. it is only funny if you like dry humor and if you were into shaun. not roll over funny but good enough for me.

isiah thomas said...

"todo sombrero y ningĂșn ganado"

Baxter you know I don't speak spanish.

El Padrino said...

then we can worry about deporting thos damn gautamalams

blue said...

dry humor? I am not familiar

El Padrino said...

nice anchorman ref, good spot

blue said...

that was mexican for "all hat and no cattle"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue goes all hat and no cattle en espanol.

El Padrino said...

pocahontas needs a dick in her mouth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Put it in there, then

Big Brother's Brother said...

cell pic is required. go covert.

Big Brother's Brother said...

now youve got eyes watching you.

tem said...

if i am the dude getting fired then i walk over and put it there.

you are already getting fired, so what's the harm?

Big Brother's Brother said...

nothing like a pending rape charge to put on the ol' resume.

Big Brother's Brother said...

shows u dont take no for an answer

tem said...

Beth is at home practicing her JOEY cheer.

JOOOOOOOO

EEEEEYYYY


Let's go Joey.

isiah thomas said...

Did TP try the beer EP sent him?

Big Brother's Brother said...

"woaaaaah!"

isiah thomas said...

Strengths: A go getter, doesn't take no for an answer.

Weaknesses: forcible sodomy.

blue said...

beth is finding out it's hard to say 'joey' while giving a bj

blue said...

kod probably could have just told her that, she didn't need to try it for herself

El Padrino said...

jew boy not fired

but transferred to another division, downtown

excellent

let him columbine that fucking office

pshycho

blue said...

i wish i could be transferred "downtown"

blue said...

we don't have an office there

blue said...

OK time to go stand in line at the DMV and talk to Muhammed

blue said...

or Aunt Jemima...who knows which one i'll get.

El Padrino said...

be prepared for huffin and puffin along with a few eye rolls

El Padrino said...

look at his pic....nutjob

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That guy looks like one of our weathermen if he went crazy.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't wait get all lubed up and go watch the Harry Potter nutjobs. I'm having a hard time controlling my giddyness.

Big Brother's Brother said...

dave wannstedt hates waiting.

tem said...

DMV is a bad bad place.

tem said...

Another option other than Muhammed or Aunt J is Special Ed.

El Padrino said...

deke will you heckle them?

tem said...

about 1hr after that new book is released the interweb will tell me all i care to know about it.

i just want to know what happens at the end so I can ruin it for people in the office who want to read it themselves.

Its Butters!!! said...

Strengths: A go getter, doesn't take no for an answer.

Weaknesses: forcible sodomy.
------------------

Another strength is his "stick-it-to-her-itiveness"

tem said...

transferred downtown is a bad thing?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nah, I don't think I'm gonna heckle. It would be like 1 vs 100. I wouldn't stand a chance.

Its Butters!!! said...

Hot Fuzz is definitely worth a watch...

Especially if your friends brother burns a copy of it illegally and you burn one before

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lunch is coming in like 5 minutes. I'm excited

Its Butters!!! said...

Tem, check the deal

Its Butters!!! said...

madness?

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