Training Camps (boing):
Bills 7/26 --------Giants 7/27
Fins 7/22 ---------Eagles 7/27
Pats 7/23 ---------Skins 7/27
Jets 7/26 ---------Boys 7/25
Ravens 7/29 -------Bears 7/23
Bengals 7/26 ------Lions 7/25
Browns 7/23 -------Green Bay 7/27
Steelers 7/23 -----Vikes 7/26
Texans 7/22 -------Falcons 7/26
Colts 7/29 --------Panthers 7/27
Jax 7/27 ----------Saints 7/25
Titans 7/27 -------Bucs 7/26
Broncos 7/29 ------Cards 7/27
Chiefs 7/27 -------Rams 7/26
Raiders 7/27 ------49ERS 7/29
Chargers 7/24 -----Hawks 7/26
subplots :
is jarmarcus russell big enough to play QB? (s)
how many snaps will brady queen get?
who will sign culpepper, Tice in Jax or Lineham in St Loo?
will Kitna eat his words, again?
is there really a Mike Williams from USC?
can Tiki be replaced by a 275lb. back?
which holdout will give in, Samuel or Briggs?
is grossman Now?
will larry johnson die after getting 67 carries in a week 2 tilt?
how many more qb's will gruden sign?
brett farve : dead or alive?
vick : guilty or guilty?
T.O?
Moss?
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Now we get to look at Uncle Rico all day.
A little early morning madness in the one spot.
Damn...I should have waited for the boobs!
the foosball. skiddily skeet.
boobs doesn't work on fridays..law offices are closed, and chilis doesn't have internet access
I guess I would have been waiting a long time for tits mcgee huh?
iiiiiiiiit's ffriiiiiiday!
hey, it's friday
first words i heard when i got to work this morning from the 60+ yr old secretary.
"you know what the big movie to see this weekend is? John Travolta in Hairspray!"
I told her I would not be watching that.
maybe she meant "big" literally
i only worked 4 days this week, but it has felt like 6
Short weeks always do that to me Blue.
I guess it's because you are thinking about only working four days so the anticipation makes each day seem long as hell.
the weather lady this morning suggested everyone stay inside this weekend and read the new harry pooter book, because it's going to be too hot.
I guess if everyone is inside that'll make it easier to play a round of golf for me
4 day work weeks
el pad for president
i bet all the golfers love to read Harry Potter.
topless tuesdays
el pad for president
i'd go for France's 35 hour work week....the french aren't all that bad i guess
no thank you on the topless tuesday.
i shudder thinking of the horror it would cause in my building
4 days and 35 hours.
I'd do that.
or just4 days and 32 hours.
i'd do that too, obviously.
topless tuesday would be bad here as well.
there would need to be a screening process.
obviously you'd be arressted if you didn't fit the requirement of under 140 lbs.
some people even under 140 i would not want to look at.
a tit's a tit
stop it
Not true
what about a 140lb midget?
flapjacks are not welcome. we'd need some sort of screener to hand out tit certification cards.
is this Joey Crawford?
yeah, there are some older ladies that work here that are probably under 140...but if they were topless, the tits might drag on the ground
BBB my vice prez
a tit certification card is brillant
we screen them in the oval office
approve them and arrest anyone who dares to show thier breasts without one
blue's link comes from the NFS category. who'da thought!?
"arrest anyone who dares to show thier breasts without one"
we might have to kill or at least maim, depending on the offender.
we'll be prepared.
Tasers
rocking a wine headache this am
i'm getting a sniper rifle
food and lodging
mets won last night
i'm out until LoVad....
true, glavine stunk
grow a beard too blue.
when doesn't glavine stink?
I wish Zeke would have pummelled SG when he met him in Vegas
dont forget the lyrics > singing bee
wayne brady > Joey Fatone
Fox > NBC
wag
the dog
suck it
the porn star who blew the cop then turned him in is a good story
network tv generally sucks.
porn stars are crafty.
porn stars can't get in trouble for being paid for sex...it's a legal profession as long as there is a camera
sci fi fans, this movie Sunshine looks aiight
she's wrong for turning him in
bitch
she asked him if he wanted a blow job, of course he said yeah
i don't want to live in a world where cops are just going around getting blow jobs from porn stars all the time...good for her
the lady with the candy dish should not have offered me some...i took a handful
what kind of candy?
wheres this link EeePee
it was an assortment of mini hersheys
any krackle bars?
TP...work project or afraid to show his face after the beatdown of epic proportions that he is receiving?
It's good to see Aaron Sele finally earn a paycheck
i got a few krackles, there was a mr. goodbar in there, some other stuff that i took a bite of and threw away.
some other stuff that i took a bite of and threw away."
hopefully while still in front of her too..
she saw me do that...i told her, "these ones suck, don't bring these in anymore"
i'm sleepy.
speacial dark
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
chew it and then let it fall out of your mouth for dramatic emphasis.
"bitch pleeze"
my wife woke me up at 4am to tell me that she dreamt we had a big fight...i asked her if she was trying to make her dreams come true by waking me up so early...she didn't think that was funny
WC must really be enjoying that AC today
saw it on tv, cant find the news link
maybe the chick learned the lesson about bringing crappy candy
good handling of the early morning wake up situation.
i wake every 3 hours
because every three hours my wife gets up to pee
bruce and deke both got offers on their plates
she says the baby is on her bladder
i do not believe this statement
i got an offer from corby. it was the first offer i got in a long time. of course it was for the 1 guy i am not going to trade.
chris carpenter is getting the TJ surgery.
Not enjoying the AC at the moment.
TPS brought a pot of coffee into my office and told me to bear down for a long Friday.
TPS needs to can it for awhile. it's been running wild.
fuck tps
R&R in the poconos this weekend
well needed
i just told TPS to be cool and to take the rest of the day off.
now i am HUNGRY.
tps is giving me a foot massage right now.
early meeting then it should be schmoove sailing for the rest of the day.
I already told TPS to bitch be cool.
She said she'd oblige.
i'd never let a man give me a foot massage
Hohan
SFW
She got some nice bres-a-sis
i just read the ny times from front to back
today is a good day
ooooahhhhhh
"i'd never let a man give me a foot massage"
i feel comfortable as long as it's a show of dominance (on my part).
you's my bitch... bitch.
but i let tps choose, the other option was for me to plow his wife.
tps is wise
I used up all my smoke last night. I got nothin
i gotta get the grinder out tonight
i dont have the patience to do Xword puzzles.
i only saw 2 or 3 kinds of smoke out of you deke...i'm disappointed
Quite the outing for Gallardo yesterday
i was waiting for the other 6 kinds of hate from yesterday too..
hit to deep left... i think it might find the gap
there are people on line now for the harry potter books
RE
TARDED
trying for 2.. it's gonna be close, heres the relaaaaaaaay!...
gunned down
emanski type relay skillz got the madness
i was totally safe. pure unadulterated madness.
snatched madness though
ARE YOU BLIND, BLUE! (as in ump)
hey how come al sharpton or jesse jackson are calling for Vick to be fined or suspended?
i blame the out on tps. those new oils he used made me slip rounding first. he's fired.
4.2 earfquake in Sanfran
that doesnt even shake the plants over there
I was in 1 earthquake when I lived in CA, it was pretty small, a 3.5 or thereabouts....def a weird experience.
"i only saw 2 or 3 kinds of smoke out of you deke...i'm disappointed"
I lost my inspiration.
Blue...check that ish
lance armstrong was nowhere to be found...
the rico refresh is quality.
did he win
what are you talking about corbin?
arafat had aids
he was a homo
But, doctor, I'm not a homosexual.
Sure you're not.
that's funny
ju ju bees, havent had those in a minute
epmd back to basics
z?
not happy that it's the result of a lull
i'll take it nevertheless
jew boy is getting a beatin in the big man's office
it's funny
i like glass offices
pocahontas is looking mighty fine today
bush is getting a colonoscopy
silencio
and while he's doing that all the powers will rest with Dick Cheney
give us some updates EP, how dejected does he look? any crying involved?
and make sure to openly ridicule him if he passes by..
he looks like a broken man
actually now he looks exasperated, like he's all out of options
i think he's a goner
this is a grand day
i hate this man more than i hate the gollum, at least the gollum shows up to work
I have to go to the DMV today
he says he has a medical condition
he'e been on disability in the past
something with his prostate, he turns urinals orange
"I have to go to the DMV today "
so sorry
i'd laugh my ass off if cheney pulled all the troops out while bush was under for the colonoscopy thing.
i don't even know if you go under for that.
but i'd still laugh my ass off if he did it.
or if he just went the other way and ordered an all out bombing of iraq and north korea.
jew boy is all suit and no tie.
he is a goner.
that's the return from lunch Z.
bask.
dick is nuts
he will bomb someone
nice tem
did you have mongolian bbq?
Canada.....bomb Canada.
That's a "war" we'd easily win.
more updates on pocohantas are necc. as well.
good use of all suit and no tie tem
I had Quiznos for lunch today.
Mongolian BBQ is too far away. I only go to places I can walk to.
Well walk to in like 10 minutes top. MBBQ would be like a 30 minute walk.
Shit be really spread out in the midwest.
take the whip son
we should take over mexico
there is no place within walking distance around here...we're out in the middle of nowhere, although they are building some more stuff within easy driving distance
whats up bitches?
quiznizzles is outrageously overpriced.
Getting fired can be fun. Tell him not to go out like a punk.
Eb, where's my Hot Fuzz review?
Guiness tonight.
take over mexico and turn it into states 51-58. Then there isn't an illegal immigrant problem...and all those gauchos can be "todo sombrero y ningún ganado"
actually it'd be states 52-59 as Canada is already the 51st state.
finally got around to seeing it just a few weeks ago. it is only funny if you like dry humor and if you were into shaun. not roll over funny but good enough for me.
"todo sombrero y ningún ganado"
Baxter you know I don't speak spanish.
then we can worry about deporting thos damn gautamalams
dry humor? I am not familiar
nice anchorman ref, good spot
that was mexican for "all hat and no cattle"
Blue goes all hat and no cattle en espanol.
pocahontas needs a dick in her mouth
Put it in there, then
cell pic is required. go covert.
now youve got eyes watching you.
if i am the dude getting fired then i walk over and put it there.
you are already getting fired, so what's the harm?
nothing like a pending rape charge to put on the ol' resume.
shows u dont take no for an answer
Beth is at home practicing her JOEY cheer.
JOOOOOOOO
EEEEEYYYY
Let's go Joey.
Did TP try the beer EP sent him?
"woaaaaah!"
Strengths: A go getter, doesn't take no for an answer.
Weaknesses: forcible sodomy.
beth is finding out it's hard to say 'joey' while giving a bj
kod probably could have just told her that, she didn't need to try it for herself
jew boy not fired
but transferred to another division, downtown
excellent
let him columbine that fucking office
pshycho
i wish i could be transferred "downtown"
we don't have an office there
OK time to go stand in line at the DMV and talk to Muhammed
or Aunt Jemima...who knows which one i'll get.
be prepared for huffin and puffin along with a few eye rolls
look at his pic....nutjob
That guy looks like one of our weathermen if he went crazy.
I can't wait get all lubed up and go watch the Harry Potter nutjobs. I'm having a hard time controlling my giddyness.
dave wannstedt hates waiting.
DMV is a bad bad place.
Another option other than Muhammed or Aunt J is Special Ed.
deke will you heckle them?
about 1hr after that new book is released the interweb will tell me all i care to know about it.
i just want to know what happens at the end so I can ruin it for people in the office who want to read it themselves.
Strengths: A go getter, doesn't take no for an answer.
Weaknesses: forcible sodomy.
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Another strength is his "stick-it-to-her-itiveness"
transferred downtown is a bad thing?
Nah, I don't think I'm gonna heckle. It would be like 1 vs 100. I wouldn't stand a chance.
Hot Fuzz is definitely worth a watch...
Especially if your friends brother burns a copy of it illegally and you burn one before
Lunch is coming in like 5 minutes. I'm excited
Tem, check the deal
madness?
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