Tuesday, July 03, 2007

What is a moon flower?

Well I can't say that I have been able to keep up with the world of sports lately. Real life has gotten in the way. That's the way the ball bounces. So I won't be talking about All-Star snubs, if you think someone got snubbed, then hey, I believe you.

Also I won't be talking about Rashard Lewis going to the Orlando Magic. I won't be talking about The Rocket hitting 350 (wins not pounds) or a drunk Tank Johnson. I won't be talking about the Iphone or Oden signing already. I won't be talking about Wimbledon or anything involving tennis or golf for that matter. I won't be talking about the NASCAR win for Denny Hamlin last Sunday (in another lap or two J. Gordon would have passed him.) I won't be talking about how the Royals seem to be able to win games against good teams, but still suck anyway. And I won't be talking about anything from the comments section yesterday because I haven't read them yet.

Furthermore, I won't be talking about how I don't even understand how D. Fisher leaving the Jazz in the off season to be with his daughter is even news. I won't be talking about how the Bucks drafted a guy they knew wouldn't play for them. I won't be talking about how I think the Bucks should sign Jet Li. That might get this other dude to sign. Jet Li would be good for 6 wicked fouls a game. I also won't be talking about any baseball scores and anyone who may have gotten 7 RBIs. I won't be talking about how ARod got hurt and I won't be talking about John Denver's Rocky Mountain High.

I will talk about Arena Football. I know I've pitched this before, but I'm gonna pitch it again. Playoffs have started and the Wild Card round was pretty entertaining. I especially recommend catching the last few minutes of play. The good old Columbus Destroyers won their first playoff game at Tampa Bay. Tampa took the lead with 40 seconds left, but missed the extra point. Then Columbus scored with 6 seconds left and hit the extra point. Tampa got to try a 55 yard field goal, which looked good the whole way, until about the last 4 yards. Then it went wide left. I think the kicker cried.....and perhaps was later murdered. I can't confirm the murder part, but it seems reasonable.

OK that is all for now, it is closing in on 9am. Let the quest for many comments begin....have at it Bee Snatches.

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ToddPacker said...

helmet stickers

ToddPacker said...

they still play arena football?

ToddPacker said...

moon flower = ipomoea alba.... no relation to jessica

ToddPacker said...

braves & phils lost last night... that's nice

iamundeniable said...

KD wants to shoot himself now.

thanks for dismantling the team.

iamundeniable said...

wIcKeD

blue said...

tem-
who do you root for in arena, do you root for Tampa, since they're like the little brother of the bucs? That would make the most sense

blue said...

the rockies are like the royals...they beat the good teams, and suck against everybody else

blue said...

the comments section today is brought to you by the number 4

blue said...

and the letter G

tem said...

I root for Columbus in Arena. It makes me feel like part of the city because I don't root for Ohio State and I don't root for the Blue Jackets.

blue said...

i had a dream that my wife and I were hanging out with a bunch of LoV people. And my wife asked Tem...what the hell kind of name is Tem...and he explained, and so then she was like, what the hell should we call your lady friend...and he was like fmtem...it was ridiculous

now back to our regularly scheduled programming

El Padrino said...

what about the indians

El Padrino said...

glavine and wheeler shitted on my one last time

thanks guys!

blue said...

there weren't any indians in my dream

El Padrino said...

nice post btw, i liked how you dindt talk abount sports

tem said...

yeah i wasn't in the mood to talk about them.

tem said...

tem means supreme ruler of the world in the language i just now made up.

El Padrino said...

i'm not even awake
i got here at like 7 and stared at the screen til about 830

ima mess

market closes at 1 or 2
so that's good

blue said...

serena smashing her racket against the cramp in her calf was hot..in a butch dyke kind of way

blue said...

mcroberts signed his contract...he's official

iamundeniable said...

so does he go directly to cashier or does he start in the stock room? i know dookies get special treatment and all...

blue said...

On shamhoffs blog today...he gives a shout out to his commenters

"I just want to say that I sure am glad that the Commenters are here to deliver phenomenal MLB analysis when I can do no better than my usual shallow contributions"


hahahahahahahahahaah

blue said...

what's worse, the "shallow" contributions by a "leading sports journalist" or the fact that his lame ass commenters are better than him

blue said...

they're starting mcroberts out on fries...the register is too difficult, and you have to know how to make the sandwiches to work the grill.

tem said...

that whole place smells like moon flower.

blue said...

i've seen video of the moon, but i never saw any flowers up there.

ToddPacker said...

blue, in your dream was tem doing any plowing?

blue said...

did you guys know that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting married...it's going to happen this saturday...this is the first i've heard this.

Mills said...

the guy that invented arena football, jim foster, is from iowa.

that is why we had the iowa barnstormers back in the day.

blue said...

there wasn't any plowing going on...it wasn't that kind of dream...plus there weren't any fields to plow anyway

ToddPacker said...

"Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting married"


kobe is the best man

blue said...

wow, everything cool starts out in Iowa

Mills said...
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ToddPacker said...

i'm making an apple pie for the 4th

blue said...

eh..i'm more interested in finding the pictures of Vanessa Minillo nekkid in Mexico

blue said...

i love apple pie

Mills said...

"i'm making an apple pie for the 4th"

you and tjw getting together? he makes a mean cheesecake...

blue said...

oops, i mean I ♥ apple pie

El Padrino said...

weazy i bought it
nice pics, she's hot
and this was like 2 years ago i think, at least one year ago

Mills said...

My hats off to him actually. This is funny.

Mills said...

weazy i bought it
nice pics, she's hot
and this was like 2 years ago i think, at least one year ago

-- nice. she is definitely hot. probably unspeakableistic.

blue said...

EP-
I sent you a trade...make sure and read the commments so you understand why I think it's fair.

tem said...

EP, you get to go home when the markets close?

tem said...

mills' comment self destructed.

tem said...

apparently he was not kidding.

tem said...

i hope nobody was injured.

tem said...

i am openly just pushing this thing to 50

tem said...

which is some fraction of 500 that i can't compute.

tem said...

where's beth? i am saddened by the lack of boobs and insight.

tem said...

someone needs to throw a hip check my way.

this is a breakaway.

tem said...

all sorts of hockey speak in that comment.

hockey speak = D-

tem said...

i'm on my way to the hat trick.

tem said...

put it on the board........YEEEESSSSSS

blue said...

i fell asleep thinking about pie

tem said...

you woke up too late.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm back. Cue my R. Kelly song.

tem said...

wait a minute...did someone say Tony Parker is getting married??

tem said...

umm, you believe you can fly?

blue said...

since EP rejected my trade, i've sent Tem an offer he can't refuse

iam retinoblastoma said...

deke gonna piss on us?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna piss on you... Dripdripdrip.

Beth said...

Tem, I can bring boobs today but not sure about much insight. And like you, I can't talk about yesterday's comments as I haven't read them - in fact I've read no comments since last Thursday morning before I went out of town.

tem said...

that's gross.

tem said...

yeah, the beth signal works.

i don't think you missed much in the comments.

tem said...

the that's gross was for deke pissing...obviously.

Beth said...

Deke may need to visit a doctor if the best he can piss is "dripdripdrip".

blue said...

beth-
how was LDFF 2007?

ToddPacker said...

"LDFF 2007"


hahahahahahhahaa

Beth said...

LDFF 2007?

Remember, I didn't read any comments I've missed. I have no idea what that's supposed to stand for.

blue said...

oh, that was Law Dawg Fuck Fest 2007, i believe is how deke put it

blue said...

did you bring back a t-shirt?

ToddPacker said...

did you buy any LDFF '07 t-shirts.... tjw requested an xxs

ToddPacker said...

damn you blue

tem said...

haha soon in TN you will get carded for every alcohol purchase.

Mills said...

Attention all METS fans. Manaya is a fraud.

tem said...

that's child's xxs for tjw.

blue said...

beth doesn't appreciat the humor in LDFF '07

Beth said...

Actually I skipped LDFF 2007. I mean hell, I've already screwed everyone who was going this year.

blue said...

weazy didn't get the LDFF invite?

Beth said...

And Blue, I've seen better humor from Deke than LDFF '07. The TJW XXS shirt is pretty funny though. :-)

And is TJW really gone or did he create an excuse to post again while I was out?

Beth said...

In-house attorneys don't count as "real attorneys" (according to my bf), so I'm sure weazy wasn't invited.

blue said...

TJW is a ghost, and he has locked his blog because of our high moral standards

Beth said...

Clearly he was talking about me when he referenced high moral standards.

tem said...

yeah that whole, buy me dinner first thing is too much for him.

his allowance can't cover dinner for two people.

tem said...

i'm pretty sure that bottle would sit really nicely in that rack.

tem said...

when's the madness?

blue said...

i'm still hypnotized by the breasts

blue said...

at this rate, madness will be in March

tem said...

breasts and pie is all you need.

tem said...

march is unacceptable.

blue said...

i think the week has been slow so far because of WC and his 5 day weekend

ToddPacker said...

"i'm pretty sure that bottle would sit really nicely in that rack."



that's funny

Beth said...

Looks like a lot of regulars are off for July 3rd. May not even reach 200 comments today.

Corbin said...

First of all weazy, it's MINAYA...Manaya? WTF.

Secondly it was a trade review of his time with the Expos when there were orders that he could not take on salary, something that will not be uttered in NY.

blue said...

we were slow yesterday too, it's the curse of month end/first of the month

Mills said...

"In-house attorneys don't count as "real attorneys" (according to my bf), so I'm sure weazy wasn't invited."

Tell him he sounds like my Wife. That is not a good thing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh c'mon, Beth LDFF '07 was hilarious...last week.

Mills said...

"Expos when there were orders that he could not take on salary, something that will not be uttered in NY."


This is why you are an idiot. He TOOK on Bartolo Colon and gave up stud prospects like Grady and Phillips and Cliff Lee in the SAME TRADE for him.

Taking on Colon was taking on Salary genius.

Beth said...

"You sound like Weasel's wife" is never something to tell a boyfriend you want to keep.

tem said...

we will reach 200 hundred today.

tem said...

but it was candadian money/salary.

tem said...

Madness has begun...and passed.

Beth said...

You can thank the boobs for that tem.

Mills said...

Ok --

The Wife and mine's summer movie list:

Knocked-Up
Transformers
Evan Almighty.

Anything I am missing?

tem said...

thanks boobs.

Corbin said...

Minaya's time in NY has been nothing but greatness...

Acquired Duaner Sanchez for Jae Seo.

On deals he HAD to make he acquired John Maine (9-4, 2.74 ERA, 84 K's, 38 BB, 1.15 Whip) and Oliver Perez (7-6, 3.14 ERA, 85 K's, 37 BB, 1.16 WHIP) AS THROWINS!!!!

Anna Benson being a whore forced the Benson for Julio (who was traded straight up for El Duque) and Maine.

Duaner Sanchez having year ending surgery after an accident in a cab forced the Xavier Nady for Roberto Hernandez (who got us a compensation pick) and Ollie.

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

i can't believe that

blue said...

the manaya thing, not that tem is hungry

blue said...

T-shirts for Corby and the Weaz

El Padrino said...

those are pretty good

blue said...

i figured the cancer was appropriate

ToddPacker said...

LDFF ’07 T-shirt

El Padrino said...

no all of them
the shawn kemp shirt is hilarious
if i had a artist like that my shirts would be better

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh shit, TP!

That shits hilarious.

iam retinoblastoma said...

nicely done TP

blue said...

very well done TP

iam retinoblastoma said...

i want a Rambis shirt

Beth said...

TP has way too much time on his hands apparently.

ToddPacker said...

my ms paint skills are gettin better.... it didn't take too much time....

blue said...

Serena is sexy

El Padrino said...

i applaud TP

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Serena's a man.

El Padrino said...

serena and brook hogan swordfight

iam retinoblastoma said...

so if youre Serena's BF, do u just consider yourself Bi?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

God bless the new easy listening station in town.

Set adrift on memory bliss.

tem said...

"so if youre Serena's BF, do u just consider yourself Bi? "


yep. maybe full on gay.

isiah thomas said...

so if youre Serena's BF, do u just consider yourself Bi?

Not until the first time you make sexy time with her. You consider it the moment she pulls her panties down and unfurls a 12 inch man-cock on you.

then you consider suicide.

iam retinoblastoma said...

and cue a "Crying Game" shower..

El Padrino said...

the same thing with brooke
your straight until she spins you around and agapes your exit

isiah thomas said...

cue Tem with "I've never seen crying game"

*I haven't either though.

tem said...

agapes > D-

tem said...

I have never seen the Crying Game.

tem said...

yes i saw zeke's post before i said that.

but i was going to say it and it is true.

isiah thomas said...

Once brooke untucks her penis you're done.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Clearly, it is no longer a game, people.

isiah thomas said...

actually you know you're done with brooke when she rips off her shirt to expose the chest hair.

WHATCHAGONADOBROTHER!?!?!

isiah thomas said...

Do Brooke and Serena give their victims safe words?

"Did you say kugenflugen?"

blue said...

clearly

iam retinoblastoma said...

do u sleep with it anyways? .. like damn, this is Stephon Marbury, i cant say 'no'?

iam retinoblastoma said...

you end up like Drama with a sparkling clean ay-noose

blue said...

why the hate for starbury?

tem said...

no....you should run.

blue said...

drama...hahahahahahaha...dude can't catch a break

iam retinoblastoma said...

..and empty stomach from throwing up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or Oklahoma.

blue said...

turtle should have been trying to hook up with that chick's daughter

iam retinoblastoma said...

starbury = the sexy time allegations against him by knicks cheerleader

blue said...

ahhh...so the entire knicks organization likes to use the cheerleaders? good stuff

tem said...

cheerleaders have many uses.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

They're not cheerleaders, they're dancers. gosh.

tem said...

i just now read your trade blue.

it seemed like a good trade. not really.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does it make me gay for knowing that?

tem said...

no, other things make you gay.

iam retinoblastoma said...

one chick had drunken sexy time with SM and said she didnt think she could turn him down cause of who he was.

your a moran.

tem said...

well she couldn't.

getting knocked up by starbury would be easy money.

iam retinoblastoma said...

deke, making sex with the man u showed us yesterday would make u gay..

iam retinoblastoma said...

since she was obviously not up to snuff.
(s)

tem said...

i need to remember to look at those damn pics.

i missed a lot of good pics yesterday, i think.

blue said...

they are gone now Tem

blue said...

like Kaiser Soze....poof they're gone

El Padrino said...

Knick City Dancers

blue said...

my trade was a quality offering...my team just sucks

Corbin said...

RE:"Expos when there were orders that he could not take on salary, something that will not be uttered in NY."
This is why you are an idiot. He TOOK on Bartolo Colon and gave up stud prospects like Grady and Phillips and Cliff Lee in the SAME TRADE for him.
Taking on Colon was taking on Salary genius."

They acquired Colon 7/28/02 and sent him packing 1/15/03. He was on the books for two months, so hardly taking on a large salary.
At this time the Expos were facing contraction. He traded prospects that ended up panned out, but they were far from Major League ready. Without the run the Expos had in '02 they more than likely wouldn't have even still been a franchise. Contracted, gone, kicked da fuck out of MLB. He was in the ultimate state of WIN NOW.

He was then forced to trade Colon the next year because of the impending 6 mil salary...this was an action item at winter meetings since the other MLB teams were the owners, so every manager was aware that they HAD to trade him...that can explain the lack of value he received on the back end (he did receive El Duque plus, but he was injured the following year.)

Let's remember this isn't the Colon of '07. In '02 he was 10-4 with 2.55 ERA for the Indians, then went 10-4 3.31 with the expos once he was acquired...

isiah thomas said...

*sound of needle being ripped off the record player...followed by dead silence

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, I'll have to decide whether or not you can see the pics. Because I'm lazy like you. Unless one of these other pervs did actually save them. That would be ideal.

isiah thomas said...

tonight is the Uncle Jerry R&B episode...

Corbin said...

*sorry for the ridiculously long Millsian post...

Had it been anyone else i would have let that ignorance go without a comment...it's mills, so i hope you understand

Sincerely,
MGMT

blue said...

lazy asses

isiah thomas said...

I thought that was a weasel joint before seeing the mets logo.....the comment itself sounded like weasel turd. where pray tell did he drop it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Only 5 hours until hammer time.

blue said...

I didn't know MC Hammer was still touring

blue said...

"can't touch this"

isiah thomas said...

uh oh, uh oh, uh oh....here come the Hammer

blue said...

my my my music hits me...so hard...makes me say, "oh my lord"

isiah thomas said...

you got to pray, prayyyy, pray, prayyyyyyyy, you got to pray jus to make it today.

iam retinoblastoma said...

this screams 'gangsta'

PROPER!

isiah thomas said...

*holding up 2 fingers

*making "L" shape with pointer finger and thumb

*making "cut" motion with hand

2Legit2Quit, hayyyy, hayyyyyy

isiah thomas said...

Hammer has a blog.

blue said...

2 legit...2 legit 2 quit...(throat slash)

blue said...

damn

blue said...

primetime and spiderman in the 2L2Q video was classic...gotta love those ATL Falcons

iam retinoblastoma said...

i have posted on said blog.

iam retinoblastoma said...

we should assault it.

blue said...

maybe better was them doing the 2L2Q handsigns on the sideline of an actual game

isiah thomas said...

I think rev made love to Hammer one time and got him to post on his blog.

(ns)

blue said...

hammer was the victim of a corrupt accountant.....

tem said...

no prob on the laziness deke.

i 100% understand that.

tem said...

accountants are jackasses.

jugdish said...

I have nothing to add here, but I want to re-mention that cnnsi.com truth and rumors section still has a headline that says angry pirate.

Corbin said...

Looks like the Brew Crew have a pseudo-day game slated for 4:05...

Hello Harry Doyle

ToddPacker said...

lunch was terrible

tem said...

i like the pirates.

tem said...

the baseball variety.

tem said...

and football if they are called buccaneers.

tem said...

tp, go again.

2nd lunch is usually better.

ToddPacker said...

i hope beth wasn't too mad at the t-shirt link.... i don't want to get on octane's bad side

jugdish said...

Are buccaneers angry pirates?

jugdish said...

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