Tuesday, July 10, 2007

This one's for Rev.....

Well for whatever reason blogger isn't letting me put a title on this bitch. I'd take some helmet stickers away from blogger, but it already lost all of its stickers from the "remember me" incident. FU blogger.

Anyway, I can't even put into words how excited I am to see Dan Patrick leave ESPN. If I was capable of Prince Chills then this news would give me 5 out of 5 Prince Chills. I'll keep it short and just say that DP can lick my ballz.

Random Side Note 1: Does anyone else ever think that it is odd that it is so easy to take a movie name and turn it into a porn name? Like Fantastic Four = Fantastic Foursome, Forrest Gump = Forrest Hump, Harry Potter = Hairy Twatter, Knocked Up = Knocked Up. I mean this shit is too easy. Why is that?

Volleyball playoffs were last night so I missed the HR Derby, but I heard Vlad won. Let me be the 1,000,000th person to say "did they pitch 'em down the middle or at his shoestrings?" hahaahahhaha. But seriously folks, volleyball playoff were a blast. My team lost in the championships, but really its not about winning or losing, its about how many hot chicks you see, or about how much you can drink. When I first walked into the place there was a chick in a bikini playing. So that was nice. It was really hot and humid out so most chicks were playing in their sports bras. That too was nice. The bad part was that the playoffs lasted until 1am. Now I am tired. I dislike the tired feeling.

Random Side Note 2: Has anyone ever tried going to a bar and pretending to be either mute or a musician who has to rest his vocal cords? Assuming you have at least adequate penmanship I think the musician resting his vocal cords is a slam dunk to get chicks. You won't have to talk and chicks dig musicians. I mean, all you gotta write is that your doctor says you can't talk for a month before you go on tour and that the label is really excited about this tour and you are golden. Make up a band name and a genre and just hope that the chick isn't a big fan of that genre. Anyway, chicks dig musicians, so I think this will work. I'm going to figure that chicks dig mutes too, so I don't think you can go wrong either way.

Antoine Walker got robbed at gunpoint in his own home. If I were Antoine I wouldn't have let the guy with a gun in. I kid, I kid, violence isn't funny.

I just looked at the final score for the derby. Vlad 3, Rios 2. I am going to go out on a limb and say that the finals for the derby sucked. Baseball can't get anything right. They need juiced balls and aluminum bats.

The WSOP is going on right now. I haven't really been keeping up, but I can say that I am fairly sure that the SG will not win. Also I don't understand in the least why Jennifer Tilly doesn't just play topless. On big hands she could distract pretty much everyone with those puppies. I guess there is a rule about playing nekkid. That's a stupid rule.

Damn, apparently people at this office expect me to work so I am going to have to wrap this up. I had another good random side note and some more AFL reporting to do, but you all lucked out.

Have at it bee snatches.

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El Padrino said...

never done the mute/musician thing

good call

El Padrino said...

tilly naked is scary
but she has nice jugs so topless works for me

tem said...

topless it is then.

and at the poker table that's all that would matter.

tem said...

i poked TPS in the eye, its stunned for a bit.

El Padrino said...

Angels #1 to land Arod

Beth said...

This pic confirms ElP's assessment of Jennifer Tilly - scary but with big boobs.

Beth said...

SFW

tem said...

beth, i like where your clevage is at today.

blue said...

shannnon elizabeth always plays in the WSOP, she would do ok if she was topless too.

ToddPacker said...

"beth, i like where your clevage is at today"



it should be the 1st comment of the day, though

ToddPacker said...

madness

tem said...

I'd be surprised a bit if Arod leaves NY.

If he leaves I'd put San Francisco at the top of the list.

Due to the abundance of men living an alternative lifestyle there.

ToddPacker said...

i guess 10 is too soon for madness

blue said...

ok, i've been here for 10 minutes and if another bastard says to me "the weather today is great, we need the rain", they are getting Carlisimoed

tem said...

Yes, I forgot about Shannon E.

She should be required to play topless. I don't think anyone would complain.

tem said...

its never too soon for madness.

blue said...

re: post title

yesterday I was trying to post on LOF and it wouldn't let me create a title so I said fuck it.

blue said...

I thought the volleyball league was mud volleyball...i was wrong?

ToddPacker said...

are there ever poker fights.... with all the trash talking and boozing, i would assume someone at some point got up an took a swing at someone...

tem said...

A good poker fight could be entertaining.

It is sand volleyball. Yesterday I ate about a pound of sand. I am going to poop sand today. I hope sand has some sort of vitamins in it.

Beth said...

"it should be the 1st comment of the day, though"

I actually tried to come up with a comment for #1, but everything I could think of was lame and then work interfered. But that was probably a good thing as I figure the last thing LOV needs is yet another lame comment. :-)

blue said...

i would punch Phil Helmuth..or that poker jesus guy

blue said...

"I figure the last thing LOV needs is yet another lame comment. :-) "


I think :-) equals (s) for Beth

tem said...

I miss the top of the page quotes.

blue said...

maybe there should be like a quote of the month or something..so it doesn't get stale

blue said...

I guess zeke was just being an elitist snob by deleting the quotes.

tem said...

iono, that kind of stuff is over my pay grade.

blue said...

how about rev getting upset that there were only 2 mentions of him yesterday.

he's just a lonely girl..or boy..living in a lonely world.

tem said...

he needs to post more to get more references.

El Padrino said...

small plane crash in orlando

tem said...

his memory is fading away. fading away. fading away. rev we hardly knew ye.

blue said...

today should be mention rev day



Rev

ToddPacker said...

rev

tem said...

crashed into something?

El Padrino said...

small plance crash story

blue said...

ha, now that i'm working 7-4 I get to see what time people really come in.

there is a "supervisor" that works 7-4...her ass hasn't shown up before 7:45 since i've been coming in, but she still manages to leave by 4.

tem said...

i don't think I ate dinner last night.

that is very un-rev-like.

blue said...

i had a big bowl of icecream for breakfast...rev would be proud

tem said...

i too work 7 to 4 then.

I got here at 9 today.

Being late is probably not something rev would do.

blue said...

i just talked to her, she said traffic was bad because of the rain...ok

using rain as an excuse is very un-rev-like

ToddPacker said...

rev knows traffic, though

Beth said...

"I think :-) equals (s) for Beth"

You're right Blue, (s) would've been much better than the smiley face for that comment.

tem said...

it is true that traffic is bad when it rains.

that pisses me off.

rev has a good story about a road trip and i believe there is rain involved. maybe it is snow. i think it is snow. snow is similar to rain though.

El Padrino said...

eh, women
cant live without them and they cant pee standing up

El Padrino said...

precipitation is precipitation tem

El Padrino said...

rev has a lot of stories

El Padrino said...

rev disney

Judge Michael Sauer said...

“I had to pretend that my nuts hurt, so I put a clothespin on my nuts,” Eckhart told Men’s Journal. “Otherwise, you’re just learning your lines and saying them. There’s no art in that. People say, ‘Why do you want to put a clothespin on your nuts?’ You know why? Because that’s what I do for a living.”

- Aaron Eckhart

---------------------------------
That's one sick fucker!

tem said...

el pad pounded out a z there.

i think rev would give that a standing O.

whocares said...

Same conversations going on around here Blue. Every time it rains 90% of the people you talk to give you the old "we sure needed this!!" routine.

Like all of a sudden, everybody's a fucking farmer.




Rev.

tem said...

I don't know who Aaron Eckhart is.

I bet rev does though.

blue said...

I don't see how clothespins on your nuts makes you a better shortstop...and I thought his name was Eckstein, not Eckhart.

tem said...

You know what's wierd?

When we have that conversation here we always say "well at least the farmers can use the rain." nobody ever says "we needed the rain." its only the farmers who need it.

I wonder if Rev farms anything.

Judge Michael Sauer said...

He stared in "Thank You For Smoking"


Good flick...

blue said...

I failed, my comment was not in the form of a rev statement...i will not be in final jeopardy now.

Beth said...

"eh, women
cant live without them and they cant pee standing up"

ElP, don't be so sure about the second part of that statement. Like Rev eating a salad, it can be done but it's just not common.

blue said...

why do farmers need the rain, if they rely solely on rain for irrigating their crops, they won't be harvesting enough for even rev to eat.

tem said...

I think what Eckhart was saying is that he isn't a good actor. He couldn't pretend (act) like his nuts hurt, so he actually had to hurt them.


I wonder if Rev has ever done any community theatre.

blue said...

that annika chick from Entourage could pee standing up...

does rev watch entourage?

tem said...

farmers need the rain because it is free. irrigation is expensive.

like rev, the farmers don't like to spend money if they don't have to.

ToddPacker said...

rev was a velveeta farmer in the early 90's

tem said...

brooke hogan can pee standing up.


i'm sorry we all saw that coming sooner or later. even rev saw it and he is just a lurker now.

ToddPacker said...

i was all rev'd up to do tps this morning... now i'm tired

blue said...

I was going to make that comment too Tem...but decided against it as I had already taken my one shot at Zeke for the morning.

I now have to be nice to everyone like rev used to be.

tem said...

How's rev's new job working out for him? any reports on his blog?

I bet rev would know the answer to that.

ToddPacker said...

i laughed quite a bit at etourage last night (i miised it on sunday), when harvey said he was going to rip that guys eyes out... funny stuff.... i bet rev will look like harvey when he gets older

Beth said...

Poor Mrs. Rev, with all these Rev comments today he'll be too busy catching up on LOV to snuggle tonight.

tem said...

i didn't get to watch any tv last night due to the previously mentioned vball.

i forgot to ask rev to TIVO some stuff for me too.

blue said...

my favorite line was when E got up to go to the "bathroom" and Harvey told him to elbow that guy in the head if he could get close enough.


Rev probably doesn't elbow many people in the head.

ToddPacker said...

wow my spelting sucks this am.... rev was a good spelter

ToddPacker said...

"my favorite line was when E got up to go to the "bathroom" and Harvey told him to elbow that guy in the head if he could get close enough."



that was funny, blue

blue said...

SG can suck it...he always claims that entourage doesn't have any good jokes...maybe he's just pissed they never discuss anything from Boston...

speaking of Boston..rev was on the radio in boston for awhile.

ToddPacker said...

ctl+f check on the # of revs is only 37.... it seemed like a lot more revs to me

tem said...

i also didn't get a chance to check the links from yesterday.

i am as bad at checking the links at night as rev is at commenting at night.

El Padrino said...

beth that wAs an odd comment

ToddPacker said...

"i am as bad at checking the links at night as rev is at commenting at night"


i bad at that too, tem. i think checking links at night is something rev would have wanted all of us to do

El Padrino said...

oh
oh
you guys have to see that pot doucumentary on showtime
it's greeat

In Pot We Trust is the name of it, was on last night from 830-10

it's great
medicinal marijauna

El Padrino said...

rev should watch it too

ToddPacker said...

rev doesn't like pot.... if he did he would be 500 lbs.

tem said...

pot could have been used to calm rev down during the new hous / new job / new wife era

El Padrino said...

the jew guy was hysterical

when the police pulled all the cannibas plants from some secret spot i cried heavily

damn pigs

tem said...

when you said jew guy, i thought you meant the one in your office.

rev works in an office now.

tem said...

today is wing day for lunch.

i might up my number to 12. i know 12 is not a rev-like number, but it seems like a lot to me.

ToddPacker said...

rev puts away 12 wings while brushing his teeth in the morning.... you can do better than 12, tem

tem said...

i might have to go for the gusto and put up a number rev would be proud of.

blue said...

I upped my wing # to 12 one time, that was a bad afternoon...

it's funny, because at Hooters I can eat rev-like proportions of wings, but other places 8-10 seem like enough.

El Padrino said...

no that jew is here today
but he's a fuck

whocares said...

Go with 12 wingys and pile on some curly fries.

ToddPacker said...

does he have horns?

tem said...

15 might be where i top out though. at least during lunch with work people and no beer.


i wonder if rev drinks beer during his lunch hour with work people.

El Padrino said...

irv rosenfeld is not a fuck

he's a cool jew stockbrocker who smokes 10 joints a day

tem said...

i always get the potato wedges with cheese.

i call that rev style.

blue said...

hayden chick from heroes asking for it

rev would not like her, she is too young for him, but that ass looks like it might be begging for a burrito.

ToddPacker said...

so you would not throw irv down the well

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, RE: LOF

I was gonna put something up at LOF yesterday too, but I can't change or edit anything so I also said Fuck It.

LoF needs TOTP Material

El Padrino said...

we got a couple of young chicks running around the office

i think they are interns

unless it's bring your slutty daughters to work day

El Padrino said...

no, irv lives

all the others, down the well

blue said...

there is a hard rock hotel in Biloxi? I guess people like to gamble and listen to some rock music...

rev would play classical rock during his gambling because Kod insists that is all rev listens to.

Beth said...

"beth that wAs an odd comment"

Which comment specifically ElP? I thought all of mine were odd.

ToddPacker said...

100

tem said...

i would enjoy a bring your slutty daughter to work day.

or a slutty intern day.


i wonder if rev has such days at his office. (no i am not going to stop doing this for the rest of the day. it won't get old to me.)

ToddPacker said...

revness

El Padrino said...

the one where you said you can pee standing up, this will hurt your case when zeke refers to you as having gonads

tem said...

i still don't understand how the rock n roll hall of fame is in Cleveland.

I bet rev knows the origin story of that.

blue said...

megan fox topless for tem

sfw

another pic of megan fox

blue said...

bring your slutty daughter to work day would be great, unless you are TP and then it probably wouldn't be as fun.

rev

blue said...

i'm pretty sure Hillary Swank is a man

not as much of a man as reverand smokin steve...but still a man

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hayden P. wants my johnson in her beaver.

Beth said...

"the one where you said you can pee standing up, this will hurt your case when zeke refers to you as having gonads"

Damn, now I'm devastated.

(s)

ToddPacker said...

thank you blue.... rev wouldn't have said something like that

tem said...

m fox topless = SFW?


i don't understand. i bet rev would understand though

blue said...

her frontal portion is not facing the camera tem, that is why it is SFW.

I have nothing to add so...rev

El Padrino said...

it's safe, they are not naked tits
she's topless but from the back which is useless

blue said...

re: megan fox

she has on more clothes than any celebrity I've ever seen for a Maxim photoshoot.

rev would be disappointed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The revness is gonna make rev a ner-rev-ous nellie.


rev

blue said...

if somebody doesn't go back and read the comments they'll be very confused about all the rev references...

but that's ok, because rev reads them all, and judges those who don't

ToddPacker said...

ryan howard sucked last night in the HR derby..... i bet rev wasn't happy.... he probably punished a 1/2 gallon of velveeta-swirl ice cream

blue said...

HR derby is too long...by the end, rev was in a cheese induced coma i'm sure.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm torn. I need help casting my vote on czabe.com's poll today.

Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jamie Lynn Sigler?

Beth said...

Jamie Lynn Sigler

blue said...

this is for weazy


since he loves harry potter, and maybe it's for Kod a little too, and beth

sfw

tem said...

love-hewitt.

I think rev would agree.

blue said...

is it JLH of 8 years ago, or JLH of today...

oh who cares, it's always going to be JLH..

rev thinks that JLH should do a movie where she shows her puppies..it'll make her more famous

tem said...

it is a tough call.

like when rev has to decide between ribs and beer or wings and beer.

of course rev ends up with ribs, wings and beer, but you can't choose both in this instance.

whocares said...

JLH in a landslide.

ToddPacker said...

rev would vote for jamie.... remember in those tough situation always think what would rev do (WWRD)

tem said...

hewitt has those "i'm dumb, please take advantage of me" eyes.


i recall rev saying that he was a fan of those type of eyes.

tem said...

I'm still pissed about not being able to title the post today.

i figure rev would have known a workaround.

blue said...

rev would be very upset by how badly Kanye West butchered Message in a Bottle with the police and John Mayer

here is the video

kanye comes in towards the end

tem said...

fuck me, pretty much an hour left until lunch. i am starving.


i wonder if rev is starving now too.

blue said...

kanye with police is hilarious...at one point you can almost see Sting mouthing "he fucking sucks" while Kanye is singing.

I wonder if rev gets "sting chills"

ToddPacker said...

"i wonder if rev is starving now too"


that's a tough question

(rev s)

El Padrino said...

J L H

Beth said...

Blue, they were playing the Kanye West Message in a Bottle song on a local radio station yesterday morning, just ragging on it mercilessly. Deservedly so of course.

I'm actually going to see the Police in November when they come to Atlanta. I wonder if Rev is a Police fan too?

ToddPacker said...

i'm going to see the police tomorrow night.... i bet rev would approve

blue said...

the police were here a few weeks ago...people said it was a good show.

blue said...

rev rev rev

to make up for my missed rev comments

ToddPacker said...

i wonder why the police aren't in atlanta until nov when they are in florida in july.... rev probably knows

Beth said...

TP, you definitely need to report back on the show. How much were the FL tickets?

blue said...

police talk created a lull.

rev would be able to contribute more about them

ToddPacker said...

i paid 175 per ticket.... it's the XO club seats in the st pete times forum.... free food and drinks

tem said...

i did not see sting mouthing he fucking sucks.

i bet rev would have caught it.

tem said...

also i think it would be cool if sting the singer fought sting the wrestler.


rev gives sting the singer 1,000 to 1 odds.

blue said...

i said, you could "almost" see it...sting didn't look very happy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, fuck The Police.

ToddPacker said...

i just looked at the tour schedule and they added a thursday and friday show here in tampa... i wish i would have known this ahead of time... when i bought my tickets there was only a wed show... rev would be pissed, too

ToddPacker said...

isn't that NWA, meiz

Beth said...

The Atlanta show is on a Saturday, but if they added 2 in Tampa I'm guessing they'll add 1 or 2 here too.

blue said...

CB4 was on this weekend...i watched it for a bit.


"straigh outta lo-cash, a crazy motherfucker named gusto.
i fucked your wife cuz the bitch is a big ho.
I fucked your sister and I fucked your cat.
I would have fucked your mom, but the bitch is too fat"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That's Fuck Tha Police.

ToddPacker said...

yeah adding shows pisses me off... i would have prefered to go on a friday night

blue said...

"but if they added 2 in Tampa I'm guessing they'll add 1 or 2 here too"

probably not true...more retirees that enjoy the police in florida than in ATL

ToddPacker said...

you're right miez i get my "the" a "tha's" mixed up

blue said...

Oden is having a tonsilectomy

tem said...

i think a nap is in order.


rev style, with cheese.

ToddPacker said...

7 comments without a rev...

ToddPacker said...

nevermind, tem broke the streak... rev would be proud

Mills said...

rev comments are awesome.

keep 'em coming, just like what rev says when he hits an all you can eat buffett.

blue said...

my rev skillz are starting to tail off

whocares said...

"Oden is having a tonsilectomy"



McRoberts went ahead and pre-scheduled one in a few weeks to have Oden's nuts removed from his throat.

Mills said...

Also -- I think A-Rod is not going to the Angels, but to the Cardinals. We will have an opening at SS next year...

Rev was never agile enough to play a demanding position like ss.

whocares said...

Does every player want to play for the Cardinals?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe rev could send me some surplus velveeta for my sore throat.

side note: I made velveeta & hormel chili dip last night. I'm fat.

El Padrino said...

The police are back ?

i must ask rev

whocares said...

I doubt A-Rod wants to go to the Cardinals because he doesnt want to.... you know.......die.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I heard Ice-T wants to play for the Cards.

Mills said...

Does every player want to play for the Cardinals?

--------

Only the good ones.

Actually, I don't think A-Rod has any interest. But we do have money to throw at him and an open SS position, and history on our side.

Buerhle is from St. Louis. If he didn't resign, he was coming home...

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

::cue Alec Guinness::

use the tab key, Tem... (to get to the title)

El Padrino said...

cardinals wont pay 30MM a year weazy

Mills said...

Actually, Cards couldn't pay A-Rod more than they pay Pujols (which is like 15 mil/year), so I don't think it would work anyway.

But I would love to have him in there at SS with Pujols hitting cleanup behind him.

Mills said...

cardinals wont pay 30MM a year weazy
------

i agree. do you think he will actually get that much though?

i bet he gets 25 mil. same as he gets now. just gets it extended.

i wouldn't pay anymore.

El Padrino said...

i think he gets 30MM

El Padrino said...

the year he is having and he's still in the middle of his prime

blue said...

"i wouldn't pay anymore"

good thing weazy doesn't make decisions for real teams

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

if he keeps up this pace, Arod will get the left side of the world as a signing bonus.

blue said...

considering his next contract should carry him through on his quest to destroy bonds' HR record...i'd say he gets 30MM

blue said...

I also think he will go back to Seattle, same with Junior...and they'll bring Edgar and Jay Buhner out of retirment...they'll be the class of the AL then.

ToddPacker said...

i don't think rev has any Arod jerseys

El Padrino said...

honestly i think he re-ups here, if the yanks want him of course

if not then i say LA or SF
both teams are starving for a star

tem said...

I tabbed the shit out of that Iam, it just wouldn't let me type in that fucking field. I even shift tabbed to try to back door it.

I failed and I am sure rev is disappointed. I hate letting the big guy down.

tem said...

re-ups with the Yanks or goes to SF to be with more fellas that share his lifestyle.

Rev is apparently not one of those fellas.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd love t see A-Rod & Junior in Seattle.

tem said...

i should have used the force. i always forget aobut the force.

rev never forgets about the force.

Mills said...

"i wouldn't pay anymore"

good thing weazy doesn't make decisions for real teams
---------------

when most teams operate on 70-100 million dollar budgets, it doesn't make sense to spend 30 mil on 1 player.

period.

Pujols is signed at 15 mil/year. A-Rod is 2x as good as him?

I realize Jose Albert Pujols is a steal and not greedy, but still...you get the point.

if a-rod wants to win and get big bucks he is limited to signing with the yanks, mets, dodgers, cubs, or redsox or he could take a paycut to be with a different contender like the redbirds, or angels, or twins (who have torri hunter coming off the books, but probably not that much room to pay).

how many of those teams have SS open (you know he wants to go back there)? Sox, Twins, Cubs, Cards?

4 options. Maybe he doesn't like the pressure of big markets.... I don't know.

I gotta think at some obscene point, it isn't always about the money.

but it probably is.

ToddPacker said...

i think rev would get no chills from the last comment

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

He's gonna play 3rd base for the Brewers.

Rev would approve of that

Mills said...

He's gonna play 3rd base for the Brewers.

Rev would approve of that
----------

That would be dumb. Hardy is a fraud. Braun is for real. Get rid of Hardy. Put A-Rod there. Keep Braun at 3B.

tem said...

its not about the money when he is deciding between 26mil and 28 mil and 30mil.

but when he is deciding between 15mil and 30mil it is about the money.


rev is not about the money. or is he?

blue said...

"if a-rod wants to win and get big bucks "

who said he wants to win..he left an AL contending Seattle team to go play for the last place Rangers

Beth said...

"rev is not about the money. or is he?"

If it wasn't about the money I think he'd still be DJ'ing.

ToddPacker said...

i heard arod is going to try and be like mike... he's going to try out for a WNBA squad... the team that has uni's that match his purple lips is where he will sign... rev would get a WNBA arod jersey... i think

tem said...

HUNGRY


a symptom I share with rev more than likely.

ToddPacker said...

ctl+f rev count... 121 revs

blue said...

Rebecca Lobo would dominate A-rod in the post.

does Lobo even play anymore? Rev would know.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

weaz, you're a running joke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lobo's married to Steve Rushin. He's like 5'6"

El Padrino said...

WEAZY a-rod is better than pujols
i'm pretty sure you know that

ToddPacker said...

i bet rev would think that arod will sign with the phils

Beth said...

"Why not us" Rev would say about that.

ToddPacker said...

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