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Tell me again how to ping blocked websites.
someone teach that man how to use a proxy.
good post.
lindsay lohan is 21 now.
"good post"
solid
3 out of 4 aint bad
how did ryan howard not make the all-star team?
didn't see any of the game on sunday.... it wasn't on the mlb package
Hasn't Howard had a shitty year so far?
larussa is a fool that's why, he must have been sipping the pinot noir when picking the backups
shitty avg. but 19 ding dongs and 57 rib's.....and he missed a couple of weeks
rollins is the major snub
I don't really follow whynotus, but I know he had a slow start this year.
wow... i didn't realize rollins too... larusa is a fool
rollins has better numbers than reyes (power #'s only)
i'd still take reyes over jimmy
Rollins didn't make the team?
That seems absurd. I must do some research on that.
jimmy should be there
jeter 11th all star game
what could you say?
or perhaps someone will do it for me if i wait.
i think larusso drinks Zima.
The big talk this morning on Houston sports talk radio is why Bonds got so many votes if everyone is supposed to be so down on him.
i guess jj hardy took the rollins spot.... i gotta think you have to find a way to get both rollins and hardy on the AS team
tem, hanley ramirez should have made it too
reyes and jj hardy
look no further than the pirates who need representation so larussa picked a middle infielder (freddy sanchez)
what a drunk fool.
pick Gorzelahany so you can carry a third SS in Rollins
drunkard
"what could you say?"
he is a scum-bag yankee
they should have let LOV pick the teams
didn't anyone bring that up at the board of governors??
Pirates have a SP who is 5-1 or something. Is that Gorz?
5-1 for the Pirates is like a Cy Young type season.
OK, I just looked. I think it is Gorz who is 5-1 over his last 6 or so starts.
I don't think you can really take all star voting seriously when the fans can vote multiple times a day.
it's real to me.
why not make the all-star roster bigger.... so what if everyone doesn't play in the game
How big is it now?
they should play 3 all star games.
make it a 3 game series and add more players.
players union would never go for that, but TV would.
OK?
i gots nothing against vampires.
or vampire peacocks as that case may be.
told you guys i hate birds
espeacially birds that are vampires
That peacock was out during the day...no way it was a vampire peacock!
I know this has been said here before, but I would totally wreck Mandy Moore...i mean destroy...in a good way
Was that you who beat the peacock? It happened in NY.
hey, the rox got 2 All Stars...and one of them has blown his last 4 save opportunities
it was me jug.
i hate nbc
Vinsanity, 4 years 60Mill
that's not overpaying
(s)
Vin: and he'll quit after 2.
Kapano to the Raps?
His choice?
Silly boy.
asstheletes love the tax advantages of OH Canada.
I thought he re-signed with Miami
Kapano likes the Raps because he burns too easily in the MIA sun.
why did hargrove quit? it seems like there is something else going on there
he wants the cincinnati job. he knew cinci's manager was going to get canned so he quit.
i just made that up, but it sounds good enough.
it sounded good to me, tem
There are also less vampire peacocks in Toronto.
the orioles convinced him to quit and come manage their team...it was a bitch move
I'm starting the Girardi to the mariners rumor right now.
i am starting the giradi to the reds rumor then.
why does everyone re-hab a torn ACL in Phoenix? is it because everyplace has a pool?
although both are probably already started.
maybe the reason water is so precious in Phoenix is not because it's a desert, but because it has magical healing powers.
why is china's basketball coach named Jonas Kazlauskas? That doesn't sound very chinese
del harris coached the chinese team for awhile.
hargrove is gay
they outsource things until they learn to do them themselves.
everyone knows that
hargrove's wife is still in denial about it though.
hargrove likes to host?
I like that Zeke asked a cheerleader to flirt with the refs...because that'll help the knicks win ballgames.
unfortunately the ploy didn't work on Violet Palmer, she likes her women more.....um....manly
by the way i am eating beef braciole for breakfast, with a coke
no lie
blue, mets are in town
i would check them out if i were you
Blue...I went to a few Rockeis games over the last two weeks...not looking good for them right now.
I don't like dudes
yeah, the rox suck again
if the rockies could just play against the AL east, they would be awesome...well except for the Blue Jays and Orioles.
did you know:
Asante Samuel's first name means "thank you" in Swahili
blue you can swing this cant ya
I would buy it, but Aspen is too far of a drive for the weekend getaway
i'd like to thank Micah Owings and Mike Maroth for ruining my chances to beat the weasel and talk shit for a few days
thanks guys, complimentary HIV hookers will be sent to your hotle rooms courtesy of EL Padrino
the simpsons take over 7-11
back to basics
well corbin can thank Carlos Beltran for single handedly beating me last week
Lap dances are constitutional
My boss just told me I was "using a sledge hammer to stick in a tack"
I'm adding him to my list...
that's a dumb saying
You have a list?
i hope it's not the "unspeakables" list
why was steve sledge hammering his boss?
na, this is the list that I can't speak of due to fear of incriminating myself, sometime in the future.
must be like a Kill Bill list
What's wrong with the sledgehammer approach? It seems to work.
plus its a song.
i think lou's boss was making a sexual metaphor...i would report him to HR
and by lou, i mean dsteve, or jms
We are steamrolling towards 100 comments for today.
I don't think we'll make it
No chance in hell!
m
a
d
ness
solid work tem
we had a 6 billion dollar error, they thought i did it
uh, i showed them.
as always
solid D- work.
6B error sounds pretty big.
good thing you didn't do it.
orlando cabrera wuz robbed
were they just forgetting to put in the decimal, so really it was 6 dollar error?
'cause we were singing along to Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer song.
you know that it's clear that tonight we belong in this place.
we need a swear jar
blue, i think you saw that clip when it was linked here
was it? hell I don't know. it's going around our office today, and was fairly new on youtube.
my bad
no blue
it was really a 6 bill
did you tell them that it was just rounding?
because that's what I always say when there is a problem.."it's probably just a rounding error"
rounding is a bitch
nah, we got a bad file
it should have been 2billion
ARod wife wearin a bad tshirt
I love locals calling into sports talk radio and proposing trades...here is the dumbest one I've heard in awhile:
"Astros send Woody Williams, Jason Lane, Adam Everett, and Morgan Ensberg to the Reds for Adam Dunn and Aaron Harang."
yeah, i would think a-rod could do better, but maybe the fact that he's gay gets in the way of his decision making on hot women
Is A-Rod's wife going to turn into another Joumana Kidd?
What a strange weekend.
I thought everyday was fuck you day at Yankee Stadium? Maybe they can have autographed fuck you t shirts with her signature on them.
i'd buy one
ima little sore from playing WII
lunch time
the chick suing Woody Paige
you gotta check out the "famous clients" section, some of the pictures are hilarious.
i guess it's actually the "friends" section
ep, whatchu playin?
I just thought the headline was funny...
celine dion makes me want to bring great harm to something.
funny
Is anyone listening to Jime Rome today? They have two guys filling in for him...the suck ass. The one guy sounds like Vince McMahon.
"Despite some important missing features, a slow data network, and call quality that doesn't always deliver, the Apple iPhone sets a new benchmark for an integrated cell phone and MP3 player"-CNET
what a great summary , who wouldnt want that phone
AT&T says the network isn't slow, it only seems slow because it can connect to wi-fi, and run much faster...
So that means it's still slow right?
Can you access LOV from the iphone?
we decided with all the avatars on here, it would be very slow to pull up
them aguilera tit-tays
WII sports
tennis is great, bowling is better
baseball is aiight, boxing blows
i dont like it
she's a firecracker
it's not mine it's my little cuzins
he'll be over on 4th of july for my WII fix
i would do el pad type unspeakable things to her...and she'd like it
i got some tech coming to install some new shit
be out for awhile
I just walked by a guy's cube and he was sitting there brushing his hair...like a lady
he said i it gave his hair "bounce"
be sure to stay away from that guy
wow, i though i'd have to read up on 40 or so comments
slackers
We are all brushing our hair.
what is this Vidal Sasoon's blog?
i don't have too much hair to brush.
I don't know...I'm wearing this giant hat.
oh and where's kermit is what i was saying when i was leaving for awhile.
because rowlf wanted some frog head.
but now i don't say anything. it is kaiser soze style.
actually if I = rowlf then I have a lot of hair to brush.
lunch time for me
talking bottle.
it seems LOV is quite quiet today.
wow. slow day.
yeah i know.
i am going to go do work or something.
holliday week means people are probably gone.
its not that slow.
something tells me that this guy eats everything he carves off
That guy is rather large
he probably carves cheese chicks.
and goes on dates with them.
then eats them.
that's how he gets paid.
with the cheese clippings that fall off.
No lie. I'm the shit.
it's busy here, 1st of the month
holiday or no holiday
at least the market closes at 2pm tomorrow
it is busy here too b/c of 1st of the month, but i am hiding now.
bonebonebone.. bone boooooone.
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
cccccccccccccccc
jazz hands.
I can't say that I got where that originated from.
it came from wc.
anymore than that?
i was in show choir in high school...and apparently that compelled wc to create the name.
that's from a broadway play i think
Chicago or Cabaret
dont ask
lordzofbroadway
TPS took a big ol shit on me today.
From the looks of things corn was involved.
hmmmm jazzhands....
maybe a pic of you and a 6ft tall choir trophy had something to do with it.
just a thought.
deke : go to the ms dos prompt and type : PING (website addy)
then try plugging in the ip addy to your explorer or fire fox.
and I'm glad you enjoyed today's post.
Rebecca Gayheart topless
Not sure who this is but ti-tays is ti-tays.
NSFW.
click on the pic to get to the main page where there be mo pics.
EP looks like the Rangers are cleaning up in free agency.
I'm just Ricky Davis'ing shit now.
*pump fake
Damn coach I'm just going for a triple double.
don't make me pull the off the wall, off the scoreboard, off the janitor....nothing but net.
...
I'm Harlem Globetrotting shit now....
don't make me get the fake bucket of water but its really confetti gag out.
broken up by jazzhands....
quite a letdown
I'm sidestepping "..." like its the Bears secondary and I'm Steve Smith.
WHEN YOU SEE DIS FACE, DAT MEANS I SCORA TOUCHDOWN.
yup rangers baby
eat it tp
and you lose ryan smith
I axed what the price was for Jerrious Norwood or Michael Turner in my Dynasty league...he said LJ.
I was like wtf....
he got mad that I didn't like that proposal.
Is it bad that when zeke said Rangers, I thought about the Texas Rangers?
Didn't even register that it could be a hockey team.
NFL training camps start later this month.
I'd get a chub now but I'm afraid Goodell would get pissed and suspend me for 4 games.
i love tits
jazzy its the middle of the MLB season....free agency now?
logic my friend.
that's what I'm saying EP, nice tits are never bad.
what?
THIS IS MADNESS
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