Sunday, July 01, 2007

Weekend Recap

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What is this, you half-assed fuck?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tell me again how to ping blocked websites.

jfreak said...

someone teach that man how to use a proxy.

tem said...

good post.

tem said...

lindsay lohan is 21 now.

ToddPacker said...

"good post"


solid

El Padrino said...

3 out of 4 aint bad

ToddPacker said...

how did ryan howard not make the all-star team?

ToddPacker said...

didn't see any of the game on sunday.... it wasn't on the mlb package

jugdish said...

Hasn't Howard had a shitty year so far?

El Padrino said...

larussa is a fool that's why, he must have been sipping the pinot noir when picking the backups

El Padrino said...

shitty avg. but 19 ding dongs and 57 rib's.....and he missed a couple of weeks

rollins is the major snub

jugdish said...

I don't really follow whynotus, but I know he had a slow start this year.

ToddPacker said...

wow... i didn't realize rollins too... larusa is a fool

El Padrino said...

rollins has better numbers than reyes (power #'s only)

i'd still take reyes over jimmy

tem said...

Rollins didn't make the team?

That seems absurd. I must do some research on that.

ToddPacker said...

jimmy should be there

El Padrino said...

jeter 11th all star game

what could you say?

tem said...

or perhaps someone will do it for me if i wait.

tem said...

i think larusso drinks Zima.

jugdish said...

The big talk this morning on Houston sports talk radio is why Bonds got so many votes if everyone is supposed to be so down on him.

ToddPacker said...

i guess jj hardy took the rollins spot.... i gotta think you have to find a way to get both rollins and hardy on the AS team

El Padrino said...

tem, hanley ramirez should have made it too

reyes and jj hardy

look no further than the pirates who need representation so larussa picked a middle infielder (freddy sanchez)

what a drunk fool.
pick Gorzelahany so you can carry a third SS in Rollins

drunkard

ToddPacker said...

"what could you say?"


he is a scum-bag yankee

tem said...

they should have let LOV pick the teams

tem said...

didn't anyone bring that up at the board of governors??

tem said...

Pirates have a SP who is 5-1 or something. Is that Gorz?

tem said...

5-1 for the Pirates is like a Cy Young type season.

OK, I just looked. I think it is Gorz who is 5-1 over his last 6 or so starts.

jugdish said...

I don't think you can really take all star voting seriously when the fans can vote multiple times a day.

tem said...

it's real to me.

ToddPacker said...

why not make the all-star roster bigger.... so what if everyone doesn't play in the game

jugdish said...

How big is it now?

tem said...

they should play 3 all star games.

make it a 3 game series and add more players.

tem said...

players union would never go for that, but TV would.

jugdish said...

OK?

tem said...

i gots nothing against vampires.

tem said...

or vampire peacocks as that case may be.

El Padrino said...

told you guys i hate birds

El Padrino said...

espeacially birds that are vampires

jugdish said...

That peacock was out during the day...no way it was a vampire peacock!

blue said...

I know this has been said here before, but I would totally wreck Mandy Moore...i mean destroy...in a good way

jugdish said...

Was that you who beat the peacock? It happened in NY.

blue said...

hey, the rox got 2 All Stars...and one of them has blown his last 4 save opportunities

El Padrino said...

it was me jug.

i hate nbc

El Padrino said...

Vinsanity, 4 years 60Mill

blue said...

that's not overpaying

(s)

iamundeniable said...

Vin: and he'll quit after 2.

El Padrino said...

Kapano to the Raps?

His choice?

Silly boy.

El Padrino said...

asstheletes love the tax advantages of OH Canada.

blue said...

I thought he re-signed with Miami

tem said...

Kapano likes the Raps because he burns too easily in the MIA sun.

ToddPacker said...

why did hargrove quit? it seems like there is something else going on there

tem said...

he wants the cincinnati job. he knew cinci's manager was going to get canned so he quit.

tem said...

i just made that up, but it sounds good enough.

ToddPacker said...

it sounded good to me, tem

jugdish said...

There are also less vampire peacocks in Toronto.

blue said...

the orioles convinced him to quit and come manage their team...it was a bitch move

blue said...

I'm starting the Girardi to the mariners rumor right now.

tem said...

i am starting the giradi to the reds rumor then.

blue said...

why does everyone re-hab a torn ACL in Phoenix? is it because everyplace has a pool?

tem said...

although both are probably already started.

blue said...

maybe the reason water is so precious in Phoenix is not because it's a desert, but because it has magical healing powers.

blue said...

why is china's basketball coach named Jonas Kazlauskas? That doesn't sound very chinese

tem said...

del harris coached the chinese team for awhile.

El Padrino said...

hargrove is gay

tem said...

they outsource things until they learn to do them themselves.

El Padrino said...

everyone knows that

tem said...

hargrove's wife is still in denial about it though.

ToddPacker said...

hargrove likes to host?

blue said...

I like that Zeke asked a cheerleader to flirt with the refs...because that'll help the knicks win ballgames.

blue said...

unfortunately the ploy didn't work on Violet Palmer, she likes her women more.....um....manly

El Padrino said...

by the way i am eating beef braciole for breakfast, with a coke

El Padrino said...

no lie

El Padrino said...

blue, mets are in town

i would check them out if i were you

jugdish said...

Blue...I went to a few Rockeis games over the last two weeks...not looking good for them right now.

blue said...

I don't like dudes

blue said...

yeah, the rox suck again

blue said...

if the rockies could just play against the AL east, they would be awesome...well except for the Blue Jays and Orioles.

blue said...

did you know:

Asante Samuel's first name means "thank you" in Swahili

El Padrino said...

blue you can swing this cant ya

blue said...

I would buy it, but Aspen is too far of a drive for the weekend getaway

El Padrino said...

i'd like to thank Micah Owings and Mike Maroth for ruining my chances to beat the weasel and talk shit for a few days

thanks guys, complimentary HIV hookers will be sent to your hotle rooms courtesy of EL Padrino

blue said...

the simpsons take over 7-11

El Padrino said...

back to basics

blue said...

well corbin can thank Carlos Beltran for single handedly beating me last week

blue said...

Lap dances are constitutional

Judge Michael Sauer said...

My boss just told me I was "using a sledge hammer to stick in a tack"

I'm adding him to my list...

blue said...

that's a dumb saying

jugdish said...

You have a list?

blue said...

i hope it's not the "unspeakables" list

ToddPacker said...

why was steve sledge hammering his boss?

Judge Michael Sauer said...

na, this is the list that I can't speak of due to fear of incriminating myself, sometime in the future.

El Padrino said...

must be like a Kill Bill list

tem said...

What's wrong with the sledgehammer approach? It seems to work.

tem said...

plus its a song.

blue said...

i think lou's boss was making a sexual metaphor...i would report him to HR

blue said...

and by lou, i mean dsteve, or jms

jugdish said...

We are steamrolling towards 100 comments for today.

blue said...

I don't think we'll make it

jugdish said...

No chance in hell!

tem said...

m
a
d
ness

El Padrino said...

solid work tem

El Padrino said...

we had a 6 billion dollar error, they thought i did it

uh, i showed them.

tem said...

as always

tem said...

solid D- work.

tem said...

6B error sounds pretty big.

good thing you didn't do it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

orlando cabrera wuz robbed

blue said...

were they just forgetting to put in the decimal, so really it was 6 dollar error?

jfreak said...

'cause we were singing along to Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer song.

jfreak said...

you know that it's clear that tonight we belong in this place.

blue said...

we need a swear jar

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, i think you saw that clip when it was linked here

blue said...

was it? hell I don't know. it's going around our office today, and was fairly new on youtube.

my bad

El Padrino said...

no blue
it was really a 6 bill

blue said...

did you tell them that it was just rounding?

blue said...

because that's what I always say when there is a problem.."it's probably just a rounding error"

Spaceman Spiff said...

rounding is a bitch

El Padrino said...

nah, we got a bad file
it should have been 2billion

El Padrino said...

ARod wife wearin a bad tshirt

jugdish said...

I love locals calling into sports talk radio and proposing trades...here is the dumbest one I've heard in awhile:

"Astros send Woody Williams, Jason Lane, Adam Everett, and Morgan Ensberg to the Reds for Adam Dunn and Aaron Harang."

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blue said...

yeah, i would think a-rod could do better, but maybe the fact that he's gay gets in the way of his decision making on hot women

jugdish said...

Is A-Rod's wife going to turn into another Joumana Kidd?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What a strange weekend.

jugdish said...

I thought everyday was fuck you day at Yankee Stadium? Maybe they can have autographed fuck you t shirts with her signature on them.

blue said...

i'd buy one

El Padrino said...

ima little sore from playing WII

jfreak said...

lunch time

blue said...

the chick suing Woody Paige

you gotta check out the "famous clients" section, some of the pictures are hilarious.

blue said...

i guess it's actually the "friends" section

iamundeniable said...

ep, whatchu playin?

jugdish said...

I just thought the headline was funny...

iamundeniable said...

celine dion makes me want to bring great harm to something.

jugdish said...

funny

jugdish said...

Is anyone listening to Jime Rome today? They have two guys filling in for him...the suck ass. The one guy sounds like Vince McMahon.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Despite some important missing features, a slow data network, and call quality that doesn't always deliver, the Apple iPhone sets a new benchmark for an integrated cell phone and MP3 player"-CNET

what a great summary , who wouldnt want that phone

blue said...

AT&T says the network isn't slow, it only seems slow because it can connect to wi-fi, and run much faster...

So that means it's still slow right?

jugdish said...

Can you access LOV from the iphone?

blue said...

we decided with all the avatars on here, it would be very slow to pull up

Spaceman Spiff said...

them aguilera tit-tays

El Padrino said...

WII sports
tennis is great, bowling is better
baseball is aiight, boxing blows
i dont like it

El Padrino said...

she's a firecracker

El Padrino said...

it's not mine it's my little cuzins
he'll be over on 4th of july for my WII fix

blue said...

i would do el pad type unspeakable things to her...and she'd like it

El Padrino said...

i got some tech coming to install some new shit

be out for awhile

blue said...

I just walked by a guy's cube and he was sitting there brushing his hair...like a lady

blue said...

he said i it gave his hair "bounce"

Spaceman Spiff said...

be sure to stay away from that guy

El Padrino said...

wow, i though i'd have to read up on 40 or so comments

slackers

jugdish said...

We are all brushing our hair.

El Padrino said...

what is this Vidal Sasoon's blog?

tem said...

i don't have too much hair to brush.

jugdish said...

I don't know...I'm wearing this giant hat.

tem said...

oh and where's kermit is what i was saying when i was leaving for awhile.

because rowlf wanted some frog head.

tem said...

but now i don't say anything. it is kaiser soze style.

tem said...

actually if I = rowlf then I have a lot of hair to brush.

blue said...

lunch time for me

tem said...

talking bottle.

tem said...

it seems LOV is quite quiet today.

ebntx said...

wow. slow day.

tem said...

yeah i know.

i am going to go do work or something.

tem said...

holliday week means people are probably gone.

ebntx said...

its not that slow.

ebntx said...

something tells me that this guy eats everything he carves off

tem said...

That guy is rather large

tem said...

he probably carves cheese chicks.

and goes on dates with them.


then eats them.

tem said...

that's how he gets paid.

with the cheese clippings that fall off.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No lie. I'm the shit.

El Padrino said...

it's busy here, 1st of the month
holiday or no holiday

at least the market closes at 2pm tomorrow

tem said...

it is busy here too b/c of 1st of the month, but i am hiding now.

iamundeniable said...

bonebonebone.. bone boooooone.

tem said...

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

jfreak said...

cccccccccccccccc

tem said...

jazz hands.

I can't say that I got where that originated from.

jfreak said...

it came from wc.

tem said...

anymore than that?

jfreak said...

i was in show choir in high school...and apparently that compelled wc to create the name.

El Padrino said...

that's from a broadway play i think
Chicago or Cabaret

dont ask

Spaceman Spiff said...

lordzofbroadway

isiah thomas said...

TPS took a big ol shit on me today.

From the looks of things corn was involved.

isiah thomas said...

hmmmm jazzhands....

maybe a pic of you and a 6ft tall choir trophy had something to do with it.

just a thought.

isiah thomas said...

deke : go to the ms dos prompt and type : PING (website addy)

then try plugging in the ip addy to your explorer or fire fox.

and I'm glad you enjoyed today's post.

isiah thomas said...

Rebecca Gayheart topless

Not sure who this is but ti-tays is ti-tays.

NSFW.

click on the pic to get to the main page where there be mo pics.

isiah thomas said...

EP looks like the Rangers are cleaning up in free agency.

isiah thomas said...

I'm just Ricky Davis'ing shit now.

*pump fake

isiah thomas said...

Damn coach I'm just going for a triple double.

isiah thomas said...

don't make me pull the off the wall, off the scoreboard, off the janitor....nothing but net.

jfreak said...

...

isiah thomas said...

I'm Harlem Globetrotting shit now....

don't make me get the fake bucket of water but its really confetti gag out.

isiah thomas said...

broken up by jazzhands....

quite a letdown

isiah thomas said...

I'm sidestepping "..." like its the Bears secondary and I'm Steve Smith.

WHEN YOU SEE DIS FACE, DAT MEANS I SCORA TOUCHDOWN.

El Padrino said...

yup rangers baby
eat it tp
and you lose ryan smith

isiah thomas said...

I axed what the price was for Jerrious Norwood or Michael Turner in my Dynasty league...he said LJ.

I was like wtf....

he got mad that I didn't like that proposal.

jfreak said...

Is it bad that when zeke said Rangers, I thought about the Texas Rangers?

Didn't even register that it could be a hockey team.

isiah thomas said...

NFL training camps start later this month.

I'd get a chub now but I'm afraid Goodell would get pissed and suspend me for 4 games.

El Padrino said...

i love tits

isiah thomas said...

jazzy its the middle of the MLB season....free agency now?

logic my friend.

isiah thomas said...

that's what I'm saying EP, nice tits are never bad.

isiah thomas said...

what?

isiah thomas said...

THIS IS MADNESS

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