Starting out with a random side note: There are these new commercials for some sort of acne wash. They say things like "our acne wash is better than a midget magician." Well first of all, I highly doubt that because midgets are awesome. And second, WGAF??? Shouldn't they be comparing themselves to some other acne thing? I hate advertising people.
Anyway, in the world of sports Sheets got put on the DL. Meiz will have the scoop so axe him about it. The White Sox almost blew a big lead but didn't. They are as bad as some girls I dated in high school. They almost blew it, but didn't. Fuckers.
In the world of soccer Beckham is hurt already and his debut is in doubt. I only bring this up because I thought his contract thing was signed like 5 months ago. WTF is taking so long for his debut?? I know we discussed his 100M$ deal a long time ago and he is just now making his debut? Soccer is dumb.
Random Side Note 2: I couldn't peep that Accepted flick. It wasn't an On Demand thing. That pisses me off.
AFL TIME: That's right all caps on that baby. The Destroyers made the AFL Championship game. They get to play for the Arena Cup now. Actually I doubt that is the name of the trophy, but nobody here knows any better, so I'll totally get away with it. Anyway, yours truly is going to New Orleans to check this out. I have never been to New Orleans so feel free to comment on some things that I need to do down there. Anything involving nekkid chicks, beer/liquor, and Cajun food will be high on my list. I'd say voodoo things would be high on the list, but with my luck I would say something dumb and get cursed. I don't need a voodoo curse. Also this will be the first time I get to see a championship game for any professional sport live. First Championship Game + First Time in New Orleans = Fun.
More MLB: The Cubs traded for Jason Kendall. Apparently they are dumb. Kendall isn't very good. He had a good season and looks like a blue collar guy, which is why Pittsburgh was all about him, but he isn't very good. The Cubs will realize this soon enough.
Finally as inspired by Shamoff himself and suggested by genius commenter Keith, the first "tem movie review of a movie tem hasn't seen". Beware, there may be SPOILERS, there will be things that are incorrect and there is a slight chance that something may be correct. Basically I just take things I have heard which may or may not be true and piece them together. Today's review is Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, if you don't want anything spoiled then don't read this. Also if you are a fan of the books (which I haven't read) you might not want to read because I don't know what book things happen in, so I might spoil that too. Anyway, let's have at it:
Since I don't get Prince Chills I will have to give this movie 3 helmet stickers (out of 5). It was a solid flick, especially when you consider that it entertains movie goers of all ages. The movie starts out predictably slow, but really speeds up during the middle parts and the ending leaves you excited for the next installment. In this movie Harry is up against The Order of The Phoenix. This is some magician society that likes that bird Dumbledorf has. Speaking of Dumbledorf Richard Harris puts on another spectacular performance. This is by far his best work since the first movie. He really stepped it up for this flick. Anyway, his killer performance is the reason that this Potter had the saddest.movie.moment.ever. When Snape kills Dumbledorf I could hear every.single.kid.and.adult in the theatre crying.
But don't fret, the movie wasn't all gloom and doom. Harry gets to have his first kiss in this movie. He kisses an Asian chick, so you know he is on his game. He doesn't warm up with some English chick, he goes straight for the exotic chick. More love abounds in this movie as Ron and Hermoine finally hook up. For the theatrical release they cut the sex scene, but I am told that it is guaranteed to make it into the NR Director's cut. I might be skipping that though, because I think the actress who plays Hermoine is like 12. Anyway, so in the end Harry defeats The Order of The Phoenix, gets the girl, but loses Dumbledorf. It is victory, sex, and mourning all rolled into one. A combination that is far too rare.
OK have at it bee snatches.
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Sorry, had to break the streak.
i was waiting for boobs.
Oh well, all streaks have to end sometime.
since you all were waiting!
great review tem. now i can save my money.
And Tem, I'm sure you'll get some good New Orleans advice from LOV, but 2 things you definitely need to do are have a beignet at Cafe Du Monde and a hurricane at Pat O'briens.
The Rockies almost blew it too.
Beignet, please advise.
who wants to do some blow off a hooker's ass?
"2 things you definitely need to do are have a beignet at Cafe Du Monde and a hurricane at Pat O'briens."
should he get a side of date-rape to complete the beth trifecta?
Beignet is like a funky square donut without a hole but with powdered sugar on top. They're pure New Orleans and Cafe Du Monde is famous for them.
Actually bbb, the New Orleans trifecta for me would probably include getting LOTS of beads at Mardi Gras (if I ever go). I'm not shy that way.
yeah do they do the bead thing on days that aren't mardi gras?
I pulled the "show up at 7:30" routine today
Sorry tem, I think beads and bare boobs are just for mardi gras.
hmm, well the Arena Bowl is special too. i am sure there will be boobs.
positive thinking...
blue, i thought you were on vacation in the mountains?
i can't believe that dumbledorf died
"blue, i thought you were on vacation in the mountains? "
sort of...my mom came to town because that's what mom's do when you're wife is pregnant I guess...so in order to escape her madness I went to the mountains. I tried to not have to take her and my wife...but alas my mission failed. We just went on day trips though
Is it better that your mom showed up and not her mom?
which is a better wedding gift, money or something off of someone's Target Registry?
like a thing that holds a hose or some Oak Stools or whatever junk they have on there.
i am happy boobs are in the top 4 today.
did NCAA football come out today?
Next week I am going to review Swingers. If I remember.
am i going to just run away with this thing today?
I think NCAA football came out last week, because they had a spot for it in walmart the other day
re: wedding gift
i think that if they registered for it, that's the way to go. I bought one of my best friends a garden hose and some sprinklers and a shovel...he had registered for it, so that didn't make me tacky
yeah it is all straight off the registry.
taking 2 days off and only having like 20 emails to respond to makes me feel unappreciated
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do you just get that shit shipped to their house and bring a card to the reception?
i want to buy a garden hose and bring it to the reception wrapped really shittily.
i hate it when old secretary lady runs through he halls because she was wandering away from her desk then the phone rang.
i am going to set up a fishing line that i can pull and trip her.
or maybe just put a wall up and demand that people pay a toll to get through.
RE: New Orleans
Tem,
Beth is very mistaken. The beads/ boobs thing is pretty much a constant every day. If you can manage it, the best thing to do is go buy 5$ worth of beads and hang out on a bar balcony. You will witness boobs aplenty.
Granted, not as many as during Mardi Gras, but definitely more than none.
I've been to New Orleans 15+ times, and have yet to go down there and not see boob.
Last time I was there was my bachelor party.
The place is surreal. It is 100% acceptable to ask any chick on the street to show her tits.
Me and my buddies were talking to this group of girls and they were telling us how they were students at UNO, planning on going to grad school, yada, yada. Then we just asked them "Can we see your tits?" and they lifted their shirts. There were many stories like that, but just trying to illustrate that all girls are willing in the Big Easy.
re: wedding gift
we just wrapped it shittily and took it to the wedding with us...saved on shipping costs
more than none is enough.
is it BYOB (beads)?
Not sure what's still open after the Hurricane, but definitely try to hit up Razoo's.
BYOBeads. Yes.
this blog is almost too educational.
RE: beads for mardi gras. Beads are more often found on mardi gras, but if you can get a hold of some beads, you will find girls willing to show you their tits at any time of the year. I was there during October for an NFL game and I saw a girl lift her skirt for a set of beads.
Tem...we want pics!
WC already covered that, but I hadn't read that far down yet.
I stand corrected about beads and boobs. I wonder if I should feel insulted that the last time I was there no one offered me any beads...
well if you hadn't been walking around topless already then they would have offered you the beads.
Oh wait, you're supposed to get the beads BEFORE you go topless???
yeah, that was a strategic error on your part.
TPS must have been embarassed from last tuesday's assault and planned a full out attack this week.
FYI this was LOV post 277.
That's a solid number.
TPS has welcomed me back from vacation.
anyone else out there still watching flight of the conchords?
I'm getting caught up on episodes, so i'm kind of behind the times.
well you know i'm not.
today i want to be called by my rapper name
which is?
Snoop Benny Ben?
nope..
rhymenocerous
see the video here
Awesome post tem. You just saved me 9.50$. Thanks
i thought about having my rap name be hip-hop-apottamus, but that seemed silly
my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment, i've made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
there ain't no party like my nanna's tea party
i am not sure what i just watched.
you have just seen the quality programming that you could be watching every sunday night if you had HBO...unless you have a wife...then you get to watch it whenever she's not home, if you have a DVR
and a wife
i have HBO for another 20 days or so.
why did the British guy's voices change?
rhymenocerous,
FotC - pretty darn funny. i am a fan.
i have ghonneria and it burns when i pee
dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
i have slept with ten woman who have HIV
dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
my day is going as well as a teethy blow job
All FotC's are on demand now...I caught the two i missed last night...
First watch = what the hell is this, i can't wait to turn off...
Yet this has grown on me and is now part of the sunday night lineup
they are New Zealanders, but their voices always change sort of when they "bust into song"
OK, I know too much about this show now.
teethy blow jobs are terrible.
the camera phone thing cracked me up
that is how i can make my phone a camera phone.
i liked it when he said his rap lyrics were so awesome and then couldn't think of anything to say.
ok folks and rhymenocerous i am out for lunch.
HUNGRY.
munchies cheese fix is solid
i want to kill chad kroeger (sp). nickelback and their "be a rock star" song..
pleas deity, stop it.
solid movie review, Shammy would be proud.
4 out of 5 helmet stickers.
scotch
now
seriously BBB? Those are some very inventive lyrics. I actually thought it was kid rock the first time I heard it.
"Hey, Hey, i wanna be a rockstar"
"gonna get my drugs from a pez dispenser"
"everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial"
oh
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51
check him!
keiths hand has a 3 inch thick layer of doodoo all over it
link blocked, is that a 51 in golf?
that's a new record right?
yea he broke his own record
he mustve had mexican food last night
keith s is now
It's dirt and spit.
he has Feces Arm. not only hand, he muddied up the whole thang.
zeke, so was Wilbon saying the Now stuff was cool?
keith is not "now" because he's from a mixed racial family
Who's Now: Keith S vs. Shaq.
Shaq: Put out a few terrible movies, still relevant with the kids, international superstar.
Keith S: Shot 51 in vidyo golf.
My vote goes to Keith S.
*apologies in advance for the length of this cut-n-weazy, this is from Wilbon's chat yesterday:
From Peter King's Column: Thoughts on Peter King's comment in his column today, since he brought up your name?
"I'll be the first to admit that ESPN is full of wonderful programming, but whoever thought up this idiotic 'Who's Hot Now' racket and debate needs some sort of reality check. The aim, evidently, was to find the 32 hottest/most talented/handsome (I guess)/People-magazinish athletes in the world, pair them off against each other, and see who is the most 'now' guy. I got a kick out of Matt Leinart being in it, with the ESPN anchor talking about him like he's one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Injecting performance into the debate made this all the more laughable, seeing that Leinart was the 23rd-rated quarterback in the league last year, completed 56.7 percent of his passes, with a minus-1 TD-to-interception ratio. And the panel discussions arguing the levels of nowness. Silly, silly stuff. Poor Mike Wilbon. This is why ESPN lured one of the best columnists and journalists in America to work there full time, so he could debate who's more 'now' -- Kobe Bryant or some soccer player from Brazil?"
Michael Wilbon: I love Peter King. Love him. He's one of my favorite people, period...not just sportswriters. But I don't take myself nearly as seriously as any football writers. That's why I'm glad I'm not one anymore, and it's why I took the "other" fork in the road when I had a chance to continue being a football writer. "Who's Now" is simply a bigger platform (some would say too big) for a traditional PTI "toss-up" segment without the news peg. Tony and I do this every week, and have for 5 1/2 years. And I LIKED doing "Who's Now?" and would do it again if the schedule permitted. Football writers--99 percent of them, and yes, they are dear, dear friends--think we're war correspondants and that we all care to be serious 100 percent of the time. They don't see other sports, they don't cover other sports. They think all of us in the professional crave football 100 percent of the time, and therefore the seriousness it conveys.
I could give a damn.
And I love football.
But I'm not beholding to it every day, nor feel the need to be serious that most football writers (sometimes including Peter) feel. I have had these discussions with another very, very close friend, Gary Myers of the New York Daily News. I've got other interests, some of the frivilous. I like pop culture, though I don't go any deeper than reading "People Magazine" and even then only on flights. I like "Who's Now?" and as frivilous as it is, it speaks to a huge number of people, and it's the kind of things old newspaper guys like Peter and myself usually don't indulge in...But this, for me, has been a treat. I wasn't ordered to do it, wasn't nudged to do it... And I volunteered to do it again for the next round; too bad for me the schedule won't permit...
I ain't all black
51 smells like a turd burrito
Wilbon aint all black neitha'
I am NOW
100 Madness is NOW
i'm the hip-hoppopatamus and my rhymes are bottomless......(long pause)
he is now Uncle Wilbon or Wilbon Crow to me.
tps has slipped me a roofie and is having it's way with me
having its way with you is > than teethy BJ??
it is cold in the office today.
Wilbon is full of shit.
The Now Stuff is stupid and everyone knows it.
Sheets is fucked. Every time something comes out about the finger injury it sounds worse and worse.
I think he'll be out a month.
My FMLB team is fucked.
i kind of like some teeth action
Toothy, not teethy.
That's because you're a kiwi
Deke...who is that sneaking up on the Brew Crew?
There's nothing on TV. I need something to watch. Plus hammertime starts in about 10 minutes.
I don't see anybody sneaking up.
Cubs are playing for the wild card. Unfortunately, the Division winner might not have enough wins to get the wild card in the 1st place.
Just wait 'till next year.
the rockies are sneaky
Maybe...but suddenly that division race is getting interesting.
The Pirates?
uncle rico sells tupperware
Ah yes, the Rats
Devil Rays?
Rico has a rocket laser arm
Cubs are all hat and no cattle.
i think rico's accuracy left something to be desired
how much you wanna bet uncle rico can throw a football over them mountains
"Cubs are all hat and no cattle."
That can be used to sum up that entire division.
his accuracy in incomparable, that steak to napoleans face was 200% accurate
Rico has raw, untapped potential. he just needs the right coach. thats why he's training with Ditka.
The Brewers are USDA Certified cattle.
Stop. Hammer Time.
If coach would have put Rico in, they would have won state. He was sandbagged.
Pirates have no hat and no cattle.
Prince Fielder is 100% angus beef himself!
Prince is Kobe Beef.
the Bacon Mushroom Melt from Wendy's is a majestic sandwich. it needs to come back.
Angus is shit compared to him.
rev.
I want the Baconator.
"Prince is Kobe Beef"
pasty white and tenderized anally?
Wendy's has the Baconator now.
Anyone try that?
It is like a double with 6 pieces of bacon or something.
Didn't see that one coming.
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I don't even bother to pour myself actual shots of Jagermeister. I just grab the bottle from the fridge and take pulls.
Is that around the time you start to think that the Brewers have the division locked up?
I know it's not locked up. I'm entitled to being a prick when the Crew is in 1st in the middle of July.
meiz you ever try the baconator?
I'm listening to SG Podcast.
Closest Wendy's is 20 minutes away. So no.
I make my own baconators at home.
we have wendy's every 2 miles here. it is city law.
also tim hortons.
C-Bus is a testing area though, right?
drink more, then itll be funny.
closest gas station is probably 20 miles too.
Where is everybody?!?!
Arby's 5 for 5?
podcast wasn't that good. Although it did make me hate SG a little more to hear about him going to Kimmel's house for football on Sundays and the setup he has there...rat bastard!
"closest gas station is probably 20 miles too."
Nah, I just have limited fast food options here. More mom & pop & local joints in my little 'burb.
I went to Arby's last week for the 5 for 5.95$ menu. I ordered and the total came to 7.51$. Those bastards raised it to 5 for 6.95$.
no, it aint 6 minute abs, its 7! 6, you cant even get a good workout in.. it's 7 minute abs.
bastards.
and wendy's is headquartered here.
the first wendy's ever was in downtown, but it closed.
tp might get beer today.
or might already have it.
i never tem diaried the latest pod cast.
was it 40 minutes long?
about 36 or so
Its basically a 36 minute reminder to all of us that SG is friends with Jimmy Kimmel.
all well that'll do for the tem diary.
95% chance Jimmy plowed SGs wife.
i would love nothing more than to peruse the internet, shoot the shit with LOV and eat bags of candy but today, it's just not happening
tem- nice movie reveiw
and the new orl. thing sounds like a great time, i love boobs
boobs are great.
but not man boobs.
Now that Rev is gone, I'm wondering if any LOV regulars have man boobs. Anyone willing to fess up?
not here
I'm not rev-sized, but 235lbs makes me not so confident in myself.
I think I'm massively obese, yet my friends who happen to be girls say that I don't qualify for being a lard-ass.
My lingering athleticism saves my ass, I think.
Yes, I've caught a buzz.
no man boobs here
beth you should set a term though
see rev outright has tits
man boobs like the one's bobby flay or ric flair rock are a different animal
i'm a c cup
that was harsh rev, my bad
i'm in a pissy mood
no breastizez, but im sure corbin has something to say.
in other news, the old guys found the village voice online and are gathered around looking at all the pics.
they have apparently never seen the homosexers. or breastiz. i think they would rupture.. multiple somethings if i let em see LOV links.
actually, i don't have man boobs, but with the pregnancy thing, i might end up with them...i'm moving into Meiz territory
if your wife has lost 75+ lbs but she is still big.. how got'amn big IS she? thank deity thats the type of family pics that you dont put on your desk.
btw...there won't be a little boy blue to go blow his horn...little girl blue will have to lose all her sheep and have her cows in the corn
I'm like a smaller Terry Mills, except with jumping ability.
little girl blue will be all hat and no cattle
because she will have lost them
seriously, bobby flay needs to realize whats going on and wear a couple undershirts
and now i will spend the next 14 years trying to get that video on keith's blog out of my mind
way to go blue
you failed the male population
(i'm sure i will too)
*anyday now
my sperm is going to get a talking to from me, next time I see it.
"seriously, bobby flay needs to realize whats going on and wear a couple undershirts "
spiff, for real tho
dude is on tv 6 times a day, how could his wife (law and order bitch) or anyone else not tell him bout those mini parcells he rocks
unacceptable
That sucks, blue. All the people that I know that are expecting are having girls.
I've told them that my future son will be banging their daughters. Or I'll just wait 20 years and do it myself.
See ElP, in my mind muscle does not equal man boobs. I'm talking jiggle-as-you-walk man boobs, kinda like Mickleson had awhile back and is growing again.
And Meiztombo, 235 is fine when you're over 7 feet tall...
damn failures.
everyone I know is having girls too...
"you're our only hope El padrino" (princess leia voice, but kind of manlier)
jiggle when you walk or when you run?
what about if you need to wear a sports bro?
Wait, Flay (who I have to admit I don't know who he is other than a wrestler) has legit flabby man boobs? I thought wrestlers all took roids these days, how can man boobs happen?
i'm probably dangerously on the border of having man boobs.
now i am depressed.
wow meiz
wow
that was a excellent comment post
i thought flay was that chef guy.
I'm sad to say that i'm closing in on 220, and fast.
I haven't been to the gymnasium in quite a good while
bobby flay is a chef
he's the one on Iron Chef America
Madness 2.0
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