Friday, July 06, 2007

Romy and her big fat sister Naomi

Temrant- J.Crew is funny. They think cuz I bought something online once that I'll do it again.
The free shipping emails are a waste Mr. Crew. I won't be spending 150$ to qualify so blow me.
And while I do like your tshirts, I dont like anything else. That includes those nut-huggers you call jeans. So please stop emailing me (unless you email me pics of the girl catalog models).

I'm not one to complain bout the allstar selection thing cuz it's mostly bullshit but damn John Maine should be there. Espeacially over Oswalt.

I really can't stand this NOW shit WWL is pushing. It's a joke and it's ruining sportscenter. I'd rather watch Mike Massaro tell me how Jimmy Johnson will take an angle and win next week at (insert racing town here). I D G A F. Who votes for this shit? Weazy? You vote for shit like this? Isn't this the reason Shanoff got canned. For gay polls and contests like this. For fuck's sake who's at the wheel these days over there. When's football season......I need me some TJ in my life.

Memo to Wimbeldon. Build a roof.

Now Bryant apologizes to Lakers GM, says he was venting. I swear this is a direct plot to have SAS dead. I mean his head will surely blow up any day now. I hope I'm watching when it does.

Woods struggling. Must be that smell of baby shit and vomit that's permantely attached to the inside of his nose. Can't wait.

Guess what? IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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El Padrino said...

beer

El Padrino said...

zeke who needs a grill when you can roast a hog right on the sidewalk




move

El Padrino said...

you'll die of solar cancer

Beth said...

You're not allowed to get an opening Z on your own post ElP.

El Padrino said...

i'll take it but let the record show i dont want it


Z

El Padrino said...

blocked by cleavage!


I couldnt be happier!!!

El Padrino said...

whoo-hooo!

ToddPacker said...

nice block beth

ToddPacker said...

the who's now thing is embarrassing

ToddPacker said...

maine deserves to be an AS

Beth said...

"blocked by cleavage"

That could almost be the name of a porn movie.

El Padrino said...

it really is, enough is enough
then to have stu scott and keyshawn with blazers and jeans like they are cool or something

puke

ToddPacker said...

it doesn't feel like friday

El Padrino said...

Forest Hump

Beth said...

You can't talk about "should be an allstar" without mentioning Renteria.

ToddPacker said...

rollins > renteria....

El Padrino said...

yea dont even bring that noise over here beth, cant have 8 ss's on the team

hanley ramirez > Renteria

Beth said...

I just looked up their stats to compare them TP. At most you can say they're equal this year I'd say but Renteria is ahead on batting average (.322 vs .281) and OBP (.385 vs .324). Rollins does have him on slugging percentage (.511 vs .489) and homers (15 vs 10) though.

ToddPacker said...

what about SBs?

Beth said...

Rollins has more SB's but he also has more errors. So there. :-)

ToddPacker said...

rollins has more RBI...

ToddPacker said...

bottom line, it's good that the phils and braves don't have all-star ss on their team

Beth said...

OK, now we're entering Weasy fantasy type talk here. Not sure how much more of this I can take...

ToddPacker said...

beth that's crossing the line.... really below the belt

Beth said...

Hey, when you're not sure if you're winning or losing an argument, a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do. :-)

blue said...

the AS team should be expanded to let everyone on the team that is even remotely good...the game could be played over a 3 day period like cricket

El Padrino said...

Gates doesnt even feel this

El Padrino said...

"Around Las Vegas, Nevada -- where temperatures reached 116 degrees Thursday afternoon -- transformers overheated and caused electrical pole fires because of all the people switching on their air conditioners, said Scott Allison with the Clark County Fire Department."

great

blue said...

transformers...more than meets the eye...

guess that won't bode well for their movie debut this week

ToddPacker said...

"Around Las Vegas, Nevada -- where temperatures reached 116 degrees Thursday afternoon -- transformers overheated and caused electrical pole fires because of all the people switching on their air conditioners, said Scott Allison with the Clark County Fire Department."


it's really not that bad.... it's a dry heat

(s)

blue said...

i've decided that Jenny McCarthy is definitely a milf

blue said...

she may be getting up there in the years, but i'd still torpedo her

blue said...

who's now?

blue said...

didn't sportcenter just do a thing a little while ago about who was "next", so I guess the logical projection will be, "who was then"?

blue said...

next, now, (need an n word for the past)

blue said...

or perhaps the next one will be "who is never" where they pick guys who are going to suck forever like Darko

blue said...

that's a natural next/now/never z

blue said...

i'm just running wild over here

blue said...

and a spin move to the basket for an easy layup

El Padrino said...

(Ahnold voice from kindegarten cop)

STOP IT!

blue said...

you can't stop him, you can only hope to...cooler than the other side of the pillow

blue said...

damn

blue said...

I guess the heat got to this guy

ToddPacker said...

how many dirtbags do you think just started grabbing chips during the shooting

jugdish said...

We probably won't get any milage out of this like we did with the zorse, but here is an octosquid.

El Padrino said...

mmm.. fried calamari

blue said...

the octosquid looks tasty

jugdish said...

WTF?

El Padrino said...

yea saw that

good stories out there today

El Padrino said...

nothing like a disembowlment but still

El Padrino said...

Death beach

El Padrino said...

No perfume in the office

blue said...

friday is link day

jugdish said...

If I'm her co-workers I don't shower for days and I workout before coming to work each day. See how she likes that!

blue said...

The E3 expo is next week, all the new cool games and shit will be on display

El Padrino said...

rescue dawn looks solid
bale is king of transforming his body (the machinist) to make the part look real

in this movie he tangles with live snakes, eats maggots, gets dragged by his ankles by a live bull, and removes tenacious leeches from his body

no word on whether or not he rides a zorse

Beth said...

"If I'm her co-workers I don't shower for days and I workout before coming to work each day. See how she likes that!"

Wait, I already do that. Is that wrong? Damn confusing office etiquette!

blue said...

tjw opened his blog back up to everyone...it has a snazzy new background.

I guess with all his free time now that he isn't on LoV anymore, he can build some girly type stuff

El Padrino said...

summer recess

blue said...

after perusing his blog...he sucks

blue said...

TJW is a no-ball pussy loser

El Padrino said...

another raid on vicks porperty

El Padrino said...

GA blog

some highlights:

making sure little kids go in shark infested waters before he does

trying to buy an island

renamed this upcoming year "The Takeover Reloaded"

named one of the top 50 latino athletes even though he aint latino

blue said...

EP-

would you give up David Lee to get Artest?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel the best I have in over a week.

Just in time for the weekend.

8 1/2 hours til hammer time.

El Padrino said...

"EP-

would you give up David Lee to get Artest? "

no way

never

blue said...

that's the name being floated out there....i think the knicks would be crazy to let him go

El Padrino said...

if he trades david lee for ron artest i will boycott the entire 2007-08 knicks season

(NS!)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

If the Knicks trade DLee, they might as well give him to the Bucks.

We'd appreciate him.

(ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

orlando cabrera should be an all-star, fuck okajima

whocares said...

David who?

whocares said...

(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP, should I start Wandy Rodriguez against the Metropolitans tonight?

whocares said...

It's pronounced Deer-tay.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP check out egotastic right now for your alba fix

El Padrino said...

i would recommend you dont deke

El Padrino said...

yummy

good lookin spiff

whocares said...

I got pretty drunk last night. I think I reek of alcohol. Some lady just walked into my office and it was obvious she could smell me.

I dont care.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My sinus infection is officially gone!

Clear snot has returned.

blue said...

wow..banner LoV day

blue said...

one guy reeks of alcohol, another has clear snot...we're on a roll today

blue said...

all we're missing is Iam with his toxic ass-gas

whocares said...

DJ Gallo has lost a step with the AM Jump.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Breaking News:

Brewers to trade for Dontrelle Willis.

whocares said...

He used to have about a 96mph heater, now he's bringing it about 84.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

(s)

whocares said...

From the Office of WC:


I'm not working today. You cant make me.

whocares said...

I might test the waters today and parlay my two hour lunch into a three hour lunch. I really dont think anyone will notice.

El Padrino said...

when my cousin drinks the next day he smells like a stick of salami

El Padrino said...

and he drives in with me so i cant stand it

blue said...

I haven't read DJ Gallo in quite a bit.

blue said...

3 hour lunch = "i was in a meeting"

El Padrino said...

today it's cake and pizza

El Padrino said...

where's tem

applebees?

El Padrino said...

zeke's probably taking a shower for thr 8th time this am

whocares said...

Yeah, the good thing is that we have two offices, about ten minutes away from each other. So if anyone ever asks where you were (never happens) you can just say "I was at the other office."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The stick 'o' salami smell is theeee worst. I got a buddy whose breath stinks like that shit sometimes.

Fuckin' nasty

El Padrino said...

awful deke

El Padrino said...

WC my boss does that all the time

Me : where were you? we had a 1 o clock?

bossman : I was at 60 Wall St.

me : Oh (grinding teeth, trying not to

A. bust out laughing or
B. Callin him a dog faced liar

blue said...

I'm always using that line...oh i was in a meeting with marketing...although nobody ever seems to ask

blue said...

MADNESS!!!!

whocares said...

I wish I had a gig where I could say I was on Wall Skreet.

whocares said...

If anybody ever did any fact checking I would be screwed.

blue said...

i've switched hours and am working 7-4 now...my boss hasn't even noticed that i'm going home at 4 everyday...

blue said...

TP didn't like my trade offer

whocares said...

A few folks here work the 7-4.

What that really means is show up at 7:45 just before all the people that get here at 8.

blue said...

yep...I don't have a problem with showing up at 7:45.

El Padrino said...

7-4 is sweet, sweet dream of mine

whocares said...

I'm out of here.

If you need me I'll be at the other office for the next three hours or so.

whocares said...

Please try to up the comments so I have something to read when I get back...

El Padrino said...

bastard

El Padrino said...

should i start this kid kendrick in Colorado

they seem like they can hit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

7 o'clock is way too early to be working.

El Padrino said...

anyone watch WEEDS?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tried to.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think I offended someone over at Brew Crew Ball because I referenced Ryan Braun as "the Jewish Guy".

Lock it up.

blue said...

rox will now drop their next 7 in a row.

blue said...

"7 o'clock is way too early to be working"

my wife was working 6-3...so I was getting up early anyway and just goofing around at home.

El Padrino said...

i'll start him
last time i benched him vs the mets and he was brillant

blue said...

rockies seem to play well in front of a large crowd...but since there aren't any fireworks after the games the next 3 nights, there will only be about 10k in attendance

10k=loss

Spaceman Spiff said...

garret atkins in picking up steam

blue said...

zeke is making me laugh with his fantasy approach

blue said...

"garret atkins in picking up steam "

just in time for them to trade him away.

blue said...

the rockies "should" have a solid offense, but it seems like all the guys go in the tank at the same time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

whos gonna pick up rafael soriano from waivers

El Padrino said...

figured that freak, sounds logical

Spaceman Spiff said...

when zeke said he would overpay for a closer, i now see why

blue said...

the headline is great

tem said...

good temrant.

i will now read the comments.

blue said...

good to see tem today...we thought we might have lost another good man out there.

El Padrino said...

iam is dead

El Padrino said...

zeke got heatstroke

El Padrino said...

wc took another lunch sabbatical

El Padrino said...

beth is under the desk again

blue said...

iam was involved in another fireworks fatality.

El Padrino said...

and corb is plotting a fantasy trade that will blow my mind

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Me brings nothing.

blue said...

TPS has stormed TP and taken him away...

blue said...

people are bitching about the iphone not having a removable battery, and that they have to pay $80 to ship it back to have it replaced.

did these people not have an Ipod?

jfreak said...

Sorry elp, but you know how it is.

tem said...

i see your 3hr lunch and raise you a "show up at noon."

El Padrino said...

nice raise

jfreak said...

i've had weddings three weekends in a row.

i hate weddings.

jfreak said...

go see transformers!

tem said...

i don't have a good hand though, i am bluffing.

although i really did just stroll in at noon.

tem said...

Then I went to lunch.

jfreak said...

I hope florida isn't as hot as arizona.

blue said...

I'm all in with...go home at 3

tem said...

But I only took a half hour lunch.

It seemed like an OK trade off.

Also I am about to get in a knock down drag out with new boss. I'll win.

El Padrino said...

i love weddings

what's not to love

shout,now
shout, now

hey-hey-hey
hey-hey-hey

shout shout

Judge Michael Sauer said...

boss man just left for the day.


what to do? what to do? what to do?

blue said...

steve should go home

Judge Michael Sauer said...

quarter to one might be a bit early, I thinking 3:00

blue said...

nah...leave now, and if anyone questions it, tell them you were in a meeting

jfreak said...

i don't go to the receptions, I just work the ceremonies.

if I see another bride start crying during her vows, I might have to choke her.

blue said...

women actually like asphixiation, just ask beth

blue said...

supper deluxe got a trade thrown his way

tem said...

hmm, i might have to fold.

i don't think i have the horses to pull off a come in at noon, go to lunch, go home at 3 and don't claim any sick time or vacation.

blue said...

c'mon, it's a holiday

blue said...

is 2008 a leap year? meaning the 4th will be on a friday next year

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem., correction, you dont have the zorses

blue said...

why, yes it is

blue said...

i am going to start my planning for next 4th of july, right now

tem said...

friday is?

tem said...

ah yes, i don't have the zorses for that. i am shamed for forgetting about zorses already.

blue said...

that's ok, today's word is octosquid anyway

tem said...

i saw a hookah that looked like an octosquid.

blue said...

did you want to make the hookah into calimari? like cherry flavored smoked calimari or something

ToddPacker said...

tps is on a mission today

tem said...

or something.

ToddPacker said...

standing-o for tem coming in at noon

blue said...

where is zeke today?

jfreak said...

Drunk time, yay!

blue said...

neifi is a cheater

blue said...

Tony Parker can't back out now

tem said...

tps can lick my balls today.

jfreak said...

Haha...stupid Tigers...I still can't believe you traded for him.

No one on the Cubs wanted him, and you gave them something in return, HA!

tem said...

so TP and EL aren't a 7-7-07 couple then?

tem said...

that opens the door for someone else to be the most famous 777 couple.

blue said...

i bet they still try and claim it on a technicality....they should have gotten married in the US if they wanted 777

El Padrino said...

stimulant

hahahaha
they ban stimulants now

what a joke

jfreak said...

One of my friends turns 21 tomorrow.

tem said...

their 777 is tainted.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Neifi Perez is statistically one of the worst hitters in the history of MLB.

tem said...

its got octosquid parts all over it.

tem said...

octosquiddy was a good Bond movie.

tem said...

also count me amongst those who hate this "who's now" shit. i do like the idea of a "who's never."

that would be cool.

El Padrino said...

in some countries octosquid is used as currency

El Padrino said...

jug
mike pelfrey vs. wandy rodriguez

take the over

jugdish said...

Gonna be a pitching duel huh?

tem said...

giant octosquid used to terrorize pirates.

El Padrino said...

good game to watch, should have some nice defensive plays
a couple of bombs
maybe some hit bats-men

jugdish said...

Wandy is much better at home than he is on the road...like a total different pitcher. With that said...its still Wandy.

El Padrino said...

i cant get over thr fact that his name is Wandy

isiah thomas said...

the pathword is:

tpsisanalrapingmeandgoingasstomouth

El Padrino said...

Scott Van Pelt was funny this am when he was doing the indians highlights he used his full name

Carsten Charles

El Padrino said...

wow

El Padrino said...

go this is like full blown gorilla rape

cant fight it zeke
its stronger than you

tem said...

carsten and wandy are solid names.

(s)

tem said...

tps walked into my office and saw my IDGAF demenor and turned and walked out.

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