Thursday, July 26, 2007

Raindrops keep falling on my head.

Big big news that Rasmussen has been kicked out of the Tour de France. He didn't fail a drug test, and didn't seemingly break any other rules. But his team's sponser didn't like something that he said, so they fired him mid-race. Back in May and June, Rasmussen missed two drug tests and said the reason he missed them is because he was training in Mexico, and the Mexicans have a bad postal system. Turns out he was in Italy doing God knows what. What is most interesting about this is that before the Tour, Rasmussen was pulled from his National team for this very icident. But his Pro team waited until basically the end of the Tour to do something. Seems fishy.

This gives a huge break to the Discovery team (Lance's old team), who are now in place to have won 8 out of the last 9 tours. It should be an interesting last time trial, as the new leader (Alberto Contador) is not a noted time trialist and the second (Cadel Evans) and third (Levi Leiphiemer) placed riders are.

I know there are a lot of cycling haters out there, but I don't care. It's entertaining as hell, and the doping allegations take everything up to another notch.

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tem said...

Dog is first.

Beth said...

Boobs are second.

Beth said...

Kudos on the TDF post freak.

blue said...

to answer zeke's question about poutine from last night....it is awesomely goodness

brown gravy over fries, with feta cheese. I could do without the cheese, but there's not very much anyway usually. Canadians know their stuff.

blue said...

ok for those who haven't read it, the TJW diary is on its way

tem said...

canadians seemingly do not know good bachelor parties.

tem said...

i am eagerly awaiting TJW diary.

Beth said...

And in case this makes the Tour more interesting for anyone here, the 3rd place guy (Leipheimer) is an American.

tem said...

That name sounds fruity.

tem said...

Like a name a cyclist would have.

whocares said...

"And in case this makes the Tour more interesting for anyone here, the 3rd place guy (Leipheimer) is an American."



It doesnt.

tem said...

briggs got a one year deal done with Da Bears.

Big Brother's Brother said...

the only way we're interested is if the american is on roids. give us a win or we DGAF.

Big Brother's Brother said...

dee-twah has a great farm system.

El Padrino said...

i didnt even care when lance was winning

El Padrino said...

dub c

ha

El Padrino said...

4 billion dollars in shorts

someone thinks the market will retreat

El Padrino said...

tp update : mets win

go for sweep vs lowly booty pirates 1:10pm

fire up mlb tv

El Padrino said...

deke glavine is taking his 300 train with him to milwaukee next week

you've been warned

tem said...

i have a feeling the pirates will win today.

i am willing to wager nothing on this feeling.

whocares said...

The Braves are playing the Giants right now and this is the first time I've ever really paid attention to the Giants lineup.



Those dudes are ooooooooooold.

blue said...

we'll try and keep it short but get all the goodies in there today

-As you all know, TJW is headed to one of the gayest bachelor parties in recent memory. The one awesome thing about this trip according to him is that "I would likely not be around many guys who are into picking up chics and thus I would likely get laid". This comes into play later on in the diary.

-The party is a 2 hour drive away, he actually says that while his car is getting an oil change that he showered and packed for the trip. But then tells us that's a lie. WTF? Oh, that TJW he's such a kidder.

-On the road smokes 15 cigarettes on the 2 hour trip. If you're counting that is one every 8 minutes. I'm sure glad TJW took that shower now, wouldn't want him smelling like ass AND cigarettes

-Gets to the party and they are playing games, like wii bowling and euchre. He gets to tell the Airplane story that i've never heard. He then mentions that nobody probably believes him because it's so outrageous like the 7-11 story. Hey, TJW, nobody believes those stories because they know you are full of shit. They are laughing AT you not with you.

-they play euchre at this party...the excitement never stops. Of course the "Teejer" wins, because he is awesome at everything.

-Teejer finds out they are not going to the bar this night, which reduces the likelihood of him getting laid...but just in case, he shares a bed with another dude. It's kingsize so they cuddle up close to keep warm. There was an awkward moment when teejer brushed against the other dude's cock. It was hard. Teejer was oddly turned on, they look into each others eyes...I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

-next morning dudes make fun of Teejer because he slept in bed with some other dude. If only they knew the passion that was on display the evening before.

-They play football. Teejer decides to smoke some ganja to get rid of the hangover, and probably make him a lot better at football

-he doesn't bore us with the details of the game "Id talk about the plays but there is no need.....you can envision me outrunning people for touchdowns and doing not really trying on defense". Either that or he sat his ass next to the keg and drank beer and ate brownies, and smoked 16 more cigarettes.

-Back to the pad, where they play more games, like bocce ball and more wii, Teejer doesn't win either of these

-Bar time, excitement ensues. They get hooked up at a bar, and he decides to let the ladies come to him.

-One lady comes to him, too hot for the Teejer, so he makes fun of her and she leaves

-they get free booze at the bar, which means that Teejer just skipped out on his portion of the bill, and used the "oh, i thought that all those drinks were on the house" excuse

-they go get poutine, which is fucking awesome. Canada is the only place i've ever been where they have poutine, and it's actually some good shit. Brown Gravy over fries with some crumbled feta on top. May not sound that great, but it is amazing. Then again, I only get it in Canada, so if you eat something only once a year or so, then you gotta think it's great right?

-TJW talks shit to some ugly girl trying to get in her pants, even though he says that she's not hot enuff for him. Lie. She's got two dudes there who stand up and give him the "get the fuck out of here little man nod"

-TJW obsesses over the nod

-Still worrying about the nod

-The Teejer got the waitresses phone number from the bar, they are supposed to meet up for lunch, but he's going to try and bang her tonight.

-i'm sure she's never had a guy try and take her home before, he's such a stud

-teejer starts texting the waitress, apparently the waitress is 12, as those are the only people who text message.

-the cab driver is laughing at the teejer, again, not with him.

-chick shoots him down, luckily he still has that kingsize bed, and his man friend.

-heads home without cigarettes

-coming soon, a wedding this weekend...I can't wait

-"I would likely not be around many guys who are into picking up chics and thus I would likely get laid". Now that this is finished, the quote makes more sense. He was hanging with the gay crowd, and knew that the guy he was sharing the bed with would be slutty...Oh Teejer, you're very good with the words.

blue said...

so much for keeping it short

jugdish said...

well done!

jugdish said...

Celebrity sighting...I met Roy Oswalt out at a bar in Houston last night. Cool guy, very approachable. He always had like 3 beers in his hand. Its funny how many people want to buy a beer for the guy who makes over 10 million a year.

blue said...

Oswalt missed his start last night because of an injury..i guess that holding onto 3 beers is his version of "rehab"

jugdish said...

That's called icing his injury.

El Padrino said...

nice jug

El Padrino said...

is he short as he looks

even when he's on the mound he loks 4'9

Beth said...

Thanks for the excellant TJW diary Blue. From the length of the diary I can only imagine how long the actual diary entry is, so there's no way I'd ever read the real thing.

This way I get all the amusement of laughing at him with almost none of the pain of having to read his diary.

jugdish said...

I'd say he is 5'11 or 6 foot.

ToddPacker said...

nice work blue

ToddPacker said...

mets go for the sweep at 12:10 today, ep...

ToddPacker said...

ok back to work

whocares said...

The diary is a good read, but dont anyone deny themselves the joy of actually reading it from the mouth of TJW himself.

tem said...

5'11" isn't short.

tem said...

excellent diary.

tjw is one entertaining dude.

Beth said...

Let me guess Tem, you're 5'11.

tem said...

i keep score with 2s and 3s when i play Euchre. Most people use 4s and 6s.

The 2s and 3s allow me to say "no we have 8, see that's 8" and the other people never really know because they don't know how to keep score with 2s and 3s.

tem said...

I was very productive at work for about 30 minutes. I'd call it a day, but TPS wants some action.

tem said...

yes, I am 5'11"

blue said...

i don't play euchre I don't think...is that on XBox 360 or Wii or PS3? cuz i don't have those yet.

blue said...

can you get euchre for the original xbox?

tem said...

i just dropped a "spelt" in a company email.

tem said...

"it is important that words on the tax return are spelt correctly."

tem said...

euchre would be cool on x box live with those cameras.


folk get nekkid on the uno game.

of course it is ugly folk.

tem said...

and the person responsed with

"spelt?"


and then I said "it passed your spell checker didn't it?"

blue said...

oh euchre is a card game

we should add to the wiki entry that it is very popular at canadian bachelor parties.

tem said...

you were unaware of euchre?

it's like spades.

really popular in the midwest. i guess i forgot that it is a midwest thing.

Big Brother's Brother said...

tell em that's what you learned at jesuit college. spelt is ordained by the almighty.

and just link em to the Bible if they need further proof.

blue said...

spelt is getting a lot of play in tem's office today

blue said...

i think i might have played euchre once, it's like Uno right?

tem said...

the chick is now looking up spelt in dictionaries and talking to other folk about it.

it is getting A LOT of play now.

tem said...

no, its not like uno.

it's like spades.

jugdish said...

Euchre is more like spades, but only with higher cards...right?

El Padrino said...

wiki knows all

whocares said...

I've heard of Euchre, but never actually played.



It was invented by Bob Euchre, correct?

blue said...

spades is like UNO

blue said...

oh, no it's not, never mind

El Padrino said...

way to get run out of spelt in your office tem

whocares said...

And UNO is like Poker.


So I guess I have played Euchre after all.

whocares said...

And Poker is like Shuffleboard, which is a distant relative of figure skating.

Big Brother's Brother said...

which one is most like War?

whocares said...

Okay you got me. Now I'm just making things up.

blue said...

no, you gotta go from shuffleboard to curling, then to figure skating

El Padrino said...

asshole, shingles

whocares said...

Good point Blue.

whocares said...

Was that Keith S's real pic last night when he was commenting? The dude passed out on the beach?

El Padrino said...

I'm attemping to persaude TPS that if i give her the time of day now, she'll leave me alone later so I can have a liquid lunch at the bar for that Met game.

So I will be sparse the rest of this morning.

Sad but true.

Carry on.

tem said...

i think next week i am going to have to drop an irregardless.

all hat and no cattle already gets minimal play.

jugdish said...

"which one is most like War?"

three card poker

whocares said...

So it's settled. Euchre is kind of like Figure Skating.

jugdish said...

Well...we do know tjw plays euchre...which kind of taints it.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"which one is most like War?"

three card poker"


is that like blackjack?

tem said...

its like jenga, but without the blocks.

Beth said...

"So it's settled. Euchre is kind of like Figure Skating"

Does that mean they're both only for women and gay guys?

blue said...

beth...exactly...didn't you read the diary

Big Brother's Brother said...

and tem, u need to blow their minds with an irregardlessnessizationalism... ly

Beth said...

Blue, I try not to give TJW too much attention.

tem said...

its because he isn't a lawyer.

Beth said...

Actually it's cause he's 12.

jugdish said...

Three card poker is really like war...you get dealt three cards and like 90% of the time the highest card wins. Sometimes you'll get a two of a kind, or maybe a straight. You also just play the dealer regardless of who is at your table.

blue said...

i like War

blue said...

i'm really good at it

blue said...

Priest Holmes is coming to training camp in KC.

he's going to be a high pick in my draft now

tem said...

irregardless of who is there.


also 12 yr olds can't be lawyers....chicken and the egg thing for beth.

tem said...

Priest Holmes used to be really good.

jugdish said...

They use Priest Holmes' foreskin as a tarp at Yankee stadium when it rains!

tem said...

i bet arod single handedly puts the "tarp" out.

whocares said...

Breaking News:


Lohan is claiming she's innocent. Says the coke (in her pocket) wasnt hers.



Maybe I'm alone here, but I think she's telling the troof.

whocares said...

As a matter of fact, just yesterday I had two grams of my buddies coke in my pocket.


Just keeping it warm for him.

blue said...

i believe her...i know i'm constantly "holding" for my friends, so they don't get caught with it.

tem said...

9:07 AM yesterday I already jumped on the I believe her when she says she is innocent bandwagon.

I am driving the train.

blue said...

For those who watched flava of love

i present to you Deelishes

nsfw here

probably nsfw here too

tem said...

i am hungry,but it ain't quite lunch time.

blue said...

some "famous" british chick

also nsfw

blue said...

her name is Sophie Howard, and she is very talented

blue said...

nudie pics are a given on a thursday

whocares said...

Deelishis might be a man.

whocares said...

Madneww

whocares said...

That was my first madneww call.


It felt good.

tem said...

good job wc.

blue said...

well played WC

tem said...

closing in on hungry.

tem said...

need to find some people to eat with.

blue said...

when do you leave for NO?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

euchre is like sheepshead with less cards in the deck.

tem said...

i axed someone how they were

they said badly


i told them badly was an adverb

tem said...

i leave for NO on saturday morning.


i need reminded again those places i have to go to.

tem said...

fmtem is making me go somewhere where they serve special famous donut things. i'm down with that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Deelishis is nasty.

tem said...

11:30 meeting is starting now that i have 0 desire to be in.

leaving now.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

israelis are good at war too

El Padrino said...

anything new on Vick
i haven't been updated in 3 whole minutes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bruce is still kicking my ass.

Mills said...

so what i have missed?

Beth said...

"fmtem is making me go somewhere where they serve special famous donut things. i'm down with that"

Tem, that's Cafe du Monde, one of the places I told you about. The donut things are beignets and are fantastic.

The other place I suggested is Pat O'Brians for a hurricane.

whocares said...

Hurricanes tate like Kool Aid with about seven extra cups of sugar in them.

Nasty.

whocares said...

Also, you have to go to Tropical Isle and get a Hand Grenade.

whocares said...
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whocares said...

I hope your writing all this down...

isiah thomas said...

I disappointed Tem didn't reply to the initial "spelt?" email with.

"Yes, spelt, you just learnt something new"

isiah thomas said...

I'm undefeated in Spades, I cannot be beaten.

Beth said...

"Hurricanes tate like Kool Aid with about seven extra cups of sugar in them.
Nasty."

Yeah but they'll get fmtem drunk and then when walking on Bourbon Street they'll pass one of the many strip clubs and one thing will lead to another...

isiah thomas said...

and "Teejer" is a new classic.

after watching Ice Road truckers and the way they talk, I can see "Teejer" would be used quite frequently.

"Eh, Teejer is a regular Rodney Peete on da football feeeld eh, dontchaknowforthelovapeete"

isiah thomas said...

the real question for tem:

what's he gonna do when fmtem is flashing those tit-tays for beads?

isiah thomas said...

that british chick has immaculate bres-a-sis.

Spaceman Spiff said...

one of the chicks from 'rock of love' has a porn scene out there, not homemade either.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone got a verdict on the new smashing pumpkins album?

whocares said...

"one of the chicks from 'rock of love' has a porn scene out there, not homemade either."






Spiff,

Track it down. Link it up.

blue said...

teejer works well because it almost sounds like "teacher" too

isiah thomas said...

and yesterdays 675 comment perfect game is the stuff of legends.

whocares said...

I knid of prefer "teej".

whocares said...

RE: Ice Road Truckers



Last night we were watching an episode and the wife heard one of those guys talking. She asked me if he was from Ireland. I aksed if she was serious and told her that was a Canadian accent.

She said she didnt know anyone from Canada and had never heard a canadian accent. I told her I didnt know anyone from Canada either, but not being a moron allowed me to know what a Canadian accent was.

The wife is usually pretty intelligent but mistaking Canadian accent for Irish is almost a beat downable offense.

isiah thomas said...

I wake up and watch a little "First Take" to start the day.

Every day for the past week it's been some bruh man and Skip Bayless arguing about Mike Vick.

At this point, IDGAF about it. I mean the bottom line is it was DOG fighting, not human murder.

They were saying things like "he'll never play in the NFL again".

Dog fighting.

I'm over it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So....ElPad musta had a baby.

JFreak said...

Enh...I don't care so much about the dog fighting...but the whole electrocuting thing isn't right. And who hangs a dog?

jugdish said...

Well if you compare it to human murder, well obviously its not as bad as that, but its still a felony and its pretty freaking disturbing. Aside from the fighting, he was executing dogs, sometimes 7 or 8 on a single day. I agree...he shouldn't play in the NFL ever again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

nevermind.

Didn't see him

JFreak said...

I mean, I could see it if he was killing cats. But dogs are actually good.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I killed LoV

JFreak said...

How about them Cubs, deke?

JFreak said...

How about your NL win leader, Carlos Zambrano?

Its Butters!!! said...

Be sure to get your Glavine 300th game tickets Deke, as ELP mentioned that train's rolling through Mil. and you've got the opportunity to see history

Its Butters!!! said...

What's your take on the Linebrink acquisition?

They going to flip turnbow for Dye?

isiah thomas said...

I haven't read the full indictment, one thing I understand with these charges is that they're going after guilt by association.

Did Vick really kill 7 dogs a day or was it his boys?

blue said...

some new LOF bidness is up

Spaceman Spiff said...

WC,
when you get home you can download the sceneHERE

its 2 chicks and a guy, shes the one with the short hair

bon appetito

blue said...

I "heard" that he was "involved" with the last 7 or 8 that were done in May...but those are the only ones they can "tie" him to.

El Padrino said...

it's the chick who told on erin WC
dont know her name
but i saw her tits on TMZ

isiah thomas said...

And I'm not defending dog killing.

More looking at it from a bigger picture. While obviously attrocious, ESPN is running this story into the ground.

At the end of the day, its dead dogs. Yes its a felony, but like I just posted, how much did he actually do?

Ray Lewis anyone? He was involved in the murder of 2 people, I'll have to look up his penalty.

Jamal Lewis helped broker coke deals and missed what 2 games?

Dead dogs ends your career? I don't see it.

blue said...

i don't think he'll be in the NFL again...good luck in Canada, eh.

tem said...

"I hope your writing all this down... "

yes i am


"what's he gonna do when fmtem is flashing those tit-tays for beads?"

take her beads and use them to get other chicks to show tit tays.


"Tem, that's Cafe du Monde, one of the places I told you about. The donut things are beignets and are fantastic. "

i see you were talking with her and must have told her about this.

isiah thomas said...

that chick has a little bit of a lazy eye EP.

I DVR'd an episode and watched it last night. Great premise and dood is playing it right. But some of those chicks are not attractive.

Its Butters!!! said...

Single, SB, advancing to 3rd on groundout, and Sac Fly...

Good guys 1, shltdlcks 0

isiah thomas said...

and before I get crushed by peoples, I'm not saying I wouldn't use 'em up for the cum recepticles they are, just saying they're not all balls ass hot as I've heard some people (not on here) say.

blue said...

well if he gets convicted he'll go away for 5 years. This is Federal pound you in the ass prison too. After 5 years he'll be 33, not too enticing for a QB who relies on his legs when you're that old.

El Padrino said...

the tmz linik i was referring to , rock on!

Tyler said...

I'm starting the M-V-P chant for Spiff. He always comes through in the clutch. M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

isiah thomas said...

"what's he gonna do when fmtem is flashing those tit-tays for beads?"

take her beads and use them to get other chicks to show tit tays.


*tipping cap. atta boy

tem said...

kids are in the office.

wtf.

i hate the pitter patter of little feet at work.

El Padrino said...

no doubt, there's only like 5 or 6 hot one's the rest are just disasters but totally fuckable of course

El Padrino said...

nice tem on the fmtem bead situation, your a cool customer

isiah thomas said...

I agree his career could end by going to jail for an extended period of time, the bruh's on First Take were talking like he was done on principle alone.

what if he only gets a year or less, still done?

isiah thomas said...

MVP!

There's a reason Spiffg is in the LOV HOF.

tem said...

spiff is on top of the game today.

jugdish said...

The indictment mentions Vick being involved in the creating of his "kennel business", betting on, training, killing, etc. Did he do all of it? No...was he involved first hand, that is what it looks like.

I agree with you on Ray Lewis...whatever he paid for his lawyers was well worth it because he got away with a big one. That shouldn't have any bearing on the Vick case though. It may not end his career, but if I'm an owner I don't want him on my team (even my fantasy team).

I'm guessing he'll never play for the Falcons again, but they will want to see if they can recoup some of the money or cap space before they cut him.

Keith S said...

WC
Yes you are correct

blue said...

nah, i think there are enough crazy coaches out there that they'll take a chance on Vick. If Goodell lets him play in the league again. Which I bet he would, but he'd have a suspension or something I'm sure.

Keith S said...

zeke
I think you have to look at who is in charge here. Goodell has come into this commissionership with guns blazing. If Tagliabue was still there, this might not be getting the run that you are talking about. But Goodell is going to make sure that any bad press by his players is going to be accounted for.

isiah thomas said...

Holl'n 1-8-7 wif my dick in ya mouf BIATCH

Ray Lewis murder facts, from the Bible.

No NFL game penalties.

blue said...

Goodell won't even let Odell Thurman back in the league

so how would he let a convicted cop killer..oops i mean dog...killer back in.

isiah thomas said...

I agree keef, Goodell's pimp hand is always up in the air waiting to come crashing down on a mofo who steps out of line.

tem said...

if vick plays again it will be for Jon gruden.

he signs every QB.

jugdish said...

He'll end up on the Raiders.

blue said...

by the time that vick gets out of jail, gruden will be coaching in Canada, so it's quite possible

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Be sure to get your Glavine 300th game tickets Deke, as ELP mentioned that train's rolling through Mil. and you've got the opportunity to see history"

I'm working on it. He goes on tuesday, right?

I was @ Nolan Ryan's 300th, also.

JFreak said...

Erin Andrews is doing the Who's Now thing.

I have a reason to watch now.

isiah thomas said...

I think the Lewis case should have some bearing, even though it was under a different regime, dogs vs humans. Dog Life > Human Life?

As for fantasy, IDGAF if dood is having sex with dogs, if he gets me 300 yds and 3 TD's, welcome aboard.

Morals have no ground in fantasy.

isiah thomas said...

great call freak, peeped game on that last night with her on it.

I love her.

isiah thomas said...

what if he gets 3 months in jail and serves it during the off-season - still out fo life?

jugdish said...

I'm wondering why Goodell and the league is slow rolling this stuff with Vick. I mean Pacman got ousted for a year and he never really got charged with anything. Vick has had a series of incidents, but with Vick they are taking their time.

isiah thomas said...

Vick retained Jayson "saw-offed shotgun hand on the pump" Williams's lawyer.

blue said...

is she topless?

call me when she's topless

isiah thomas said...

weren't the falcons going to only suspend him 4 games but Gooddell said "bitch be cool"?

If I was Vick I'd have taken that.

jugdish said...

"Morals have no ground in fantasy. "

Well...you have to take into account if the guy is going to do something stupid and get himself suspended and kill your season.

isiah thomas said...

1) scrilla

2)Pacman had a rap sheet a mile long

3) most of vick's transgressions didn't result in criminal charges, flipping the fan off, the waterbottle, etc.

4) mo scrilla

blue said...

Vick drew a judge who is known for pretty harsh sentences. His best chance is a Judge trial, because if the gory details go in front of a jury, he's screwed.

Plus, these are federal court charges, typically stiffer penalties, as opposed to state/local courts.

isiah thomas said...

Well...you have to take into account if the guy is going to do something stupid and get himself suspended and kill your season.

great point. 100% agree.

I guess I mean guys like TO, who I've heard people say they won't draft because he's a db.

tem said...

EAs pups are now.

jugdish said...

The max punishment the team can give out is 4 games without pay. Anything more than that has to come from the league. The Falcons never said anything until the league told them to hold off for now, and told Vick not to come to camp. When the league said that, the team said, "We were going to suspend him, but the league said not to."

blue said...

i'm drafting drew bledsoe, he never gets into trouble. and priest holmes too

isiah thomas said...

another good point blue, the trial is in Richmond though, close to where Vick grew up.

If they could load the jury with some brotha's and sista's I think they would be more receptive towards leniency. Vick is a God in that part of VA.

But parts of Richmond are much different than the Hampton Roads/Newport News (Bad Newz) area.

Some legal "expert" on ESPN said his lawyers will push for a separate trial for vick and a judge trial.

Big Brother's Brother said...

aint no way Vick is going to jiz-ail. that one bitch murdered her pastor husband and got like 30 days.

take a step back and look where we live. Privileged People Society.

tem said...

vick sells about 100,000 more jerseys than Pac Man.

JFreak said...

Chris Mortensen says the Chiefs might trade Larry Johnson.

That's ridiculous. Chris needs to use common sense when reporting rumors. No way in hell they trade him.

jugdish said...

Did Pac man ever have charges? I thought he got off on everything.

isiah thomas said...

if its a jury trial and his "peers" on the jury are rich, white people from the area (read racist) then get the 'lectric chair ready.

Its Butters!!! said...

You also have to take into account this is realistic:"if he gets me 300 yds and 3 TD's, welcome aboard."

Now 175 passing, a passing TD, 133 rushing 2 rushing TD's?

Dude id say that's entirely possible

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