Friday, July 13, 2007

in her bra where her titties at

Not much going on, I'll keep it brief like the Pelican.

Yanks break thier "tradition" by trying to negotiate with A-Rod in-season and the future HR king says talk to me after the season. The Bronx is burning. Then goes out and hits number 31. He's so making 30MM next year it's not even funny.

Cuban puts in to buy the Cubbies. We spoke about this (well, the prospect of it) but it's official now. He wants in.

Retro NFL game, 2K8, trying to cut into the cash machine that is madden?

I was watching Summer League basketball last night and I think there is a guy on the Kings names Pooh Jeter. Unrelated Clyde Frazier is still my vision of a Ladies man.

Speaking of the Ladies man, Scott Baio is 45 and single.

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Beth said...

OK, I'm too lazy to look it up, where's the title of your post a quote from ElP?

Beth said...

And just for the record, that's 2 posts in a row where the 1st comment shows boobs...

ToddPacker said...

1st comment again.... well done beth

El Padrino said...

i was waiting for you my dear


it's in a Notorious B.I.G song

ToddPacker said...

i was waiting too

Beth said...

Anything to keep Mookie from the first comment. :-)

El Padrino said...

Tp reyes went from home to 2nd base in 7.10 seconds (on a bloop single/double)

faster than it takes your average Atlanta lawyer to get to 2nd base with Beth

Beth said...

I'm surprised the women Notorious hung with even wore bras.

El Padrino said...

believe it or not

Beth said...

"faster than it takes your average Atlanta lawyer to get to 2nd base with Beth"

I was going to challenge that statement til I saw you qualified it with "average". The above average ones can get there faster.

ToddPacker said...

"Tp reyes went from home to 2nd base in 7.10 seconds (on a bloop single/double)"


yeah i was watching... that CF for Cin has no arm.... milledge scored from 1st on a single to CF

El Padrino said...

ryan freel = overated

kepp crashing into walls buddy
that's all your good for

JFreak said...

wahwahweewah

JFreak said...

Better than any energy drink, ever.

Fo' serious.

JFreak said...

"Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Natural Guarana Flavor, Sodium Benzoate (as a preservative), Caffeine, Artificial Flavors and Caramel Color. Warning: These products contains high levels of Caffeine."

It freaking has a warning label because it has so much caffeine. You can't go wrong with a drink like that.

JFreak said...

And now to finish off the early morning, I wish I was asleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

El Padrino said...

go back to sleep

jugdish said...

back...barely...

JFreak said...

Negative, sir.

I must drive to Florida.

The beach is calling me.

Beth said...

Jug's alive!

How was Vegas?

jugdish said...

Excellent!

Shit...have a meeting, I'll be back.

El Padrino said...

drive to FL?

from Indy?

damn, what is that like 25 hours (straight)

blue said...

hey in case you didn't know...it's friday the 13th.

JFreak said...

It's only like 12 to where we're going.

Beth said...

Where you headed in Fla Freak?

El Padrino said...

oh, panhandle?
or just really norethern part i guess

El Padrino said...

farmers markets are good but expensive

JFreak said...

Santa Rosa Beach

whocares said...

I dont think I'd ever want to drink something called balls. That just leaves you wide open to ridicule.

El Padrino said...

yup panhandle

nice work

ToddPacker said...

freak is going to southern 'bama

JFreak said...

You say that now WC, but try it, you'll realize I speak the truth.

El Padrino said...

i agree, drinking bawls is not a good idea, unless of course your kod...or beth

ToddPacker said...

freak likes the taste of bawls?

ToddPacker said...

freak do you sip bawls or chug bawls?

blue said...

or weazy

ToddPacker said...

or do you use a staw and suck bawls?

kodiac said...

hey now

blue said...

i think arod is going to sign with the Rockies

blue said...

in the midst of a 4 day weekend...waiting for that gang to get going so we can head to the mountains today

Beth said...

I don't care what sex or orientation you are, if you are "drinking" bawls you ain't doing it right.

ToddPacker said...

kod? is today a sick day

whocares said...

I believe you jazz, but I dont need energy bad enough to drink a.) something called Balls and b.) something with so much caffeine they have to put a warning label on it.


I'll stick with my morning cup of coffee and the occassional Red Bull.

Beth said...

An a.m. kod sighting?

Corbin said...

It's not often the following words are uttered...

but i wish i had a terrorist friend...

if that was the case "operation obliterate Santa Rosa Beach" would be a go...

RED TEAM GO...RED TEAM GO

kodiac said...

yeah, sick day

kodiac said...

I dunno, I'd like to try bawls at least once
hahaha

ToddPacker said...

"i think arod is going to sign with the Rockies"



you're crazy, blue... he's going to sign with the cardinals..... everyone want to play for the cardinals

El Padrino said...

sick? or (fake cough) sick?

El Padrino said...

nice tp

Beth said...

"It's not often the following words are uttered...
but i wish i had a terrorist friend..."

And so the FBI discovers LOV.

ToddPacker said...

"I dunno, I'd like to try bawls at least once
hahaha"



funny kod

blue said...

eli doesn't miss tiki

El Padrino said...

he has ties there you know

his granfather Raul is a legend in St. Louis

blue said...

"And so the FBI discovers LOV"

they've been monitoring us since all the shah talk yesterday

kodiac said...

I think I tipped them off a while back with my AIM/Indian rants

Beth said...

Oh ok, if its just that the FBI discovers Corbin, then I'm ok with that.

ToddPacker said...

is the FBI going to start stealing from the LoV, like that SG hack

Corbin said...

"And so the FBI discovers LOV"

I'm just doing my part to get LOV cited...

circle of LOV

whocares said...

lull.

El Padrino said...

El Pad will now start talking in third person from here on out.

whocares said...

Beth,

Cmrswc and I are headed to ATL this weekend, so if you and efmtem get into anything crazy let me know.

Beth said...

WC,

Well after efmtem spent yesterday evening with tem, I have no idea if our plans are still on or not...

ToddPacker said...

where is tem?

whocares said...

That's a damn shame beth. Dont let rowlf get in the way of your happiness.


We'll be at the Braves game Saturday night. If you're there look for me. I'll be the drunk guy in the cheap seats.

El Padrino said...

drunk guy in the cheap seats is rare enough

(s)

El Padrino said...

el apd thinks tem is late
dentist again

El Padrino said...

yahoo with no numbers yet

El Padrino said...

corb loves double steals with Beltran and wright

let me into your home said...

whores

El Padrino said...

gah!

FBI here now

serial killer

Beth said...

"I'll be the drunk guy in the cheap seats"

And will Cmrswc be the angry looking woman staring at you disapprovingly or the drunk woman next to you?

whocares said...

Actually, I dont think we're gonna be in the cheap seats. Someone else bought the tickets, and I'm not sure where they're at, but they were $35 a piece. Not great, but not the $1 either...

whocares said...

"And will Cmrswc be the angry looking woman staring at you disapprovingly or the drunk woman next to you?"




It's always a game time decision. It really depends on how drunk I get. If I get waaaaay too drunk she will be the one looking at me dissaprovingly. If I just get semi drunk she will loosen up and have a good time.

Ultimately, I decide how much fun she will be having. That's a good feeling. It's a feeling of.... power.

Beth said...

"Ultimately, I decide how much fun she will be having"

Of course I'm guessing later in the hotel room she'll be the one deciding how much fun you have there...

El Padrino said...

blogger sucks bawls

blue said...

oh burn

although WC does hold the keys here too...especially if he gets waaaaaaaaayyy drunk

El Padrino said...

dub c speaks the truf

let me into your home said...

due to circumstances beyond my control, i have had to relinquish my IAM name for the time being.

apologies for any confusion.

whocares said...

No hotel room. Staying with some friends who live in ATL. There will be six of us in one house, so not getting any either way.

El Padrino said...

might as well get bent then

El Padrino said...

"due to circumstances beyond my control, i have had to relinquish my IAM name for the time being.

apologies for any confusion."


fucking heeelarious, st.bernard style

whocares said...

TPS just called. He said he's caught in traffic at the moment, but he will be in the office shortly.

El Padrino said...

now that's witty

Big Brother's Brother said...

ok, final change. feel free to continue to use IAM if i need to be referenced. move along.

*smoke cloud

Big Brother's Brother said...

i hate you, EP

ToddPacker said...

"TPS just called"


does tps have an iphone?

ToddPacker said...

it's almost lunch time and today my lunch buddy called in sick... so today there is no lunch buddy....

Corbin said...

Just returned from the Meizroom...and i have come to the conclusion that I ate entirely too many honey roasted peanuts...

Ouch

whocares said...

"does tps have an iphone?"


No chance. TPS rocks the bag phone.

ToddPacker said...

occasionally i'll get a fax from tps

whocares said...

Last month he sent me a singing telegram.

whocares said...

This mother might not crack 200 today.

Corbin said...

TPS know morse code?

El Padrino said...

the jew left early (already)

he left the milk (TPS) out and it stinks

whocares said...

Dont be silly.

whocares said...

*I was talking to Corb

ToddPacker said...

dude left before lunch... why even come to work

ToddPacker said...

Pre-Madness

ToddPacker said...

100

ToddPacker said...

madness

blue said...

100

blue said...

damn

blue said...

thought I could sniper madness and I was wrong

ToddPacker said...

i thought you left for the mountains, blue?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"OK, I'm too lazy to look it up, where's the title of your post a quote from ElP?"

"it's in a Notorious B.I.G song"

Wrong. It's the BIG verse from "All About The Benjamins"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Button up your game, ElP.

Corbin said...

ELP shot down by white fang

Beth said...

Talk about a finger wag...

Big Brother's Brother said...
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Big Brother's Brother said...

negro, pleeze?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i applaud the efforts of the jew. nicely played by him.

Beth said...

Something about Big Brother's Brother is vaguely disturbing to me.

blue said...

"i thought you left for the mountains, blue?"

I'm trying to but folks just woke up and are just about ready to go

whocares said...

RE: BBB


Dont be worried beth, he's not watching you. But his brother is. You dig?

tem said...

i called in sick today.

tem said...

i just woke up.

kodiac said...

nicely done tem

tem said...

i'm not ready to go to the mountains.


unless that means breastessess.

tem said...

big brother tv show + friday 13th = tem is sick.

blue said...

tem has the sickness

kodiac said...

must be something going around LOV

Beth said...

We all know the real story tem, efmtem just left.

blue said...

so are you moving out of your new place already

whocares said...

I just sanitized my keyboard so I wouldnt catch whatever it is...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem had that last, final breakup hurrah.

Just like the movies.

El Padrino said...

el pad feels shamed

well done deke

Big Brother's Brother said...

i get assigned to check out the potential of a potential threat.

this meaning: youre not important enough to get the real BB, just me.

tem said...

no i can't move out of my new place until june.

well i could, but i gotta pay rent until june, so i'll be here while i pay rent.

Kuffs is on some Cinemax channel.

Keith S said...
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tem said...

keith with ninja post.

tem said...

that is now gone.

blue said...

remember when keith used to hang out sometimes...those were the days

tem said...

i remember

Keith S said...

I posted a link and it came up as an error. My 52 golf score.

tem said...

i woke up because i was hungry.

now i gotta figure out what i want to eat. i don't have much in the way of food in this place.

Keith S said...

It's on my blog though. I haven't posted in the last 2 months because I've been trying to beat 54.

(s)

tem said...

damn 52.

nice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Big Brother holds Keith down.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, get Arby's

blue said...

it is 30 minutes past lunchtime...tem is probably almost dead

blue said...

ok, that's it for blew today

whocares said...

Hey ump, check Keith for poop hands.

Keith S said...

Don't mention BB by name. They're in the other room.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Corbin, you gonna take the cheap route to ERA & Whip whis week?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*this

Corbin said...

My whip currently sits at 1.78...so i'll probably be running my starters out there. I like the matchups of all pitchers going...oh yea, and i'm not a bitch so i won't be taking the cheap route

Mills said...

due to circumstances beyond my control, i have had to relinquish my IAM name for the time being.

apologies for any confusion.
-----------------

time for your bi-yearly mental breakdown?

isiah thomas said...

due to circumstances beyond my control, i have had to relinquish my IAM name for the time being.

apologies for any confusion.

FH - If you change your name again - say something dirty so we now its you.

jugdish said...

back again...

Vegas was a lot of fun as usual. My wife and I don't gamble too much, but we did play some craps and came home in the green, so that's always a plus. we went to one of the titty shows, and also saw Blue Man Group, which was outstanding. I recommend!

jugdish said...

Did I miss anything significant while I was gone?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i hate you too, ezekial.

El Padrino said...

man el pad gambles like a degenerate and craps is one thing el pad dont play

funny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love titty shows.

There's this gal that's a regular customer here. We call her Boob Show.

jugdish said...

Craps is a lot of fun. We also played some keno, but that was more to get some free alcohol than anything else.

El Padrino said...

"Did I miss anything significant while I was gone? "


you missed REV day

it was phenominal

jugdish said...

Craps is what brought us back up into the green, that and 3 card poker, which I just learned and is like a glorified game of war.

jugdish said...

Rev day? Do tell...did he call in sick?

El Padrino said...

no, he complained on monday night that we dont mention him that much so the next day we mentioned him in every comment so that when he ctl + f he got like 700 hits

we had over 1000 comments

jugdish said...

Too funny!

El Padrino said...

but the comments were funny

alot of velveeta, big head jokes and so on


rev, for ctrl +f sake

El Padrino said...

blogger is not publishin my post
terrific

El Padrino said...

excuse me, el pad's post

Corbin said...

Corbin thinks Milledges first game back was a smashing success...

Corbin just watched him scoring from first on the WWL, and the slide was nicely done

Mills said...

I know what I am doing for the rest of the day. Better than the chipotle calculator.

El Padrino said...

fun







(s)

isiah thomas said...

sweet, weazy will be gone for the rest of the day.

isiah thomas said...

it smells better in here already.

isiah thomas said...

adios douchebag

Mills said...

like you don't want to see how Babe Ruth's stats would translate into the steriord era?

Big Brother's Brother said...

nice breeze..

Big Brother's Brother said...

zeke, get the screen on the back door. lets get the stench out..

isiah thomas said...

like you don't want to see how Babe Ruth's stats would translate into the steriord era?

I've been waiting for this type of analysis for a few years....bout time it came out.















(fuck you, S)

El Padrino said...

a little much no?

isiah thomas said...

*spraying lysol

Big Brother's Brother said...

that seems about as worthwhile as the stats the wwl tells you at the beginning/middle of a season.

"Chris Shelton is on pace for 373 homeruns!!" (*last year)

Keith S said...

Babe Ruth would be who's now.

isiah thomas said...

I had finally quit Shammy's blog but the last round of atrocities sucked me back in....

today's gem is :

NBA Summer, Orlando: I have been so focused on Las Vegas that I have neglected to cover the Orlando league. Here's the headline: JJ Redick is destroying people. No, that is not some kind of sick joke. He is lighting it up.

First off he didn't even know when guys made their "debut". And funny that the WWL had a big write-up on JJ posted yesterday.

isiah thomas said...

keith we've got some footyball leagues going if you want in.

one's a regular yahoo league

one is a 5 player keeper league on espn

Big Brother's Brother said...

just go cold turkey, youll feel alot better.

isiah thomas said...

I did that for a few months. I'd look for a DS patch to try to get me off the stuff, I'm afraid a DS patch is really a maxipad though.

I'll go cold turkey again.

Keith S said...

So I guess I would need to get my email addy to band camp?

isiah thomas said...

I was watching some nascar show yesterday and they had a small trailer for the new Bourne movie.

It comes out Aug. 3rd I believe.

isiah thomas said...

fraek's doing the espn, I'm doing the yahoo.

El Padrino said...

yup, bourne shit is legit

Big Brother's Brother said...

bourne will be sick

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish you all could see the couple that just walked in. Straight from the Hamptons. They have no idea how ridiculous they look. TURN YOUR FUCKING COLLAR DOWN.

Yeah, I'm staring straight through your girl's translucent white pants.

They think they're the shit. Hey, bitch, how would you like to watch me stomp the shit out of your boy?

That'd be fun

Keith S said...
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isiah thomas said...

sent

isiah thomas said...

I wonder if TP was able to find another Lunch Buddy.

isiah thomas said...

deke next time ax them if they want you to hit them with 7 different kinds of smoke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That dude was all hat and no cattle.

7 kinds of smoke. I'll give it a whirl.

tem said...

i am watching beerfest now.

it is, umm, OK?

ToddPacker said...

"I wonder if TP was able to find another Lunch Buddy."


not today, but i appreciate your concern

tem said...

right after i wrote that it turned to bad.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i spent (literally) the entire morning showing people how to use their cell phones and explaining the finer points of ringtones.

i be clubbin.

ToddPacker said...

"Hey ump, check Keith for poop hands"


nice poop hands reference

Big Brother's Brother said...

and the cell phone questions keep coming..

i am hard at work on my ABW campaign (anything but work) and so far it's working beautifully.

ToddPacker said...

pre-madness

ToddPacker said...

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