Wednesday, July 11, 2007

nah'ht eye'm sayin, kna'mean?

i went fishing.

sup nickles. happy morning to ya!! it's hump day. and the only thing i have to wait for today is to hear the retarded garbage guy tell me so!

actually, he's been gone this week. i almost wonder where he is. but i dont. the other guy that makes you feel like he's trying to scam you every time you talk to him is filling in. he mentioned a quick comment about "you guys make a good salary" yesterday. this might get ugly.

i gotta watch this guy.

this could escalate. keep my wing tips close by. make sure them silver caps on my gators are shined and ready to pierce human flesh. this is a dangerous corner he's trying to turn. are we cool enough for me to talk to you about my salary, even in a joking manner? lets peep something real quick. a little checklist, if you may (and we may). are we dapping fists in the morning? am i like FIST ELBOW HUG with you when we meet each day? nigga pleeze. you aint know me like that. you dont know Keisha who does my braids. you aint faaaaaaaaaam-lee. dont THINK youre making a move up in here buddy. i see where this is headed. you attempt to subtly mention how much better off than you we are, we kind of ignore that sentiment because it makes us feel uncomfortable for you to know it (as we've realized long ago, but only privately admitted.. until now) so we befriend you .. THEN you start swinging by the desks to see if we have any leftover treats during the work day. then it's like "hey i'm in a bind, can i rock 20 bones from you? i can pay you next week..". then you chill by someone's car seeing if they can drop you at the bus stop ("it's just up the road"). then you meet the family and come to picnic dinners ("you have a lovely family. is this your daughter?...") then you babysit the kids.





then you kill them.

then you kill us.

so how about you just pickup my shit and move along. less talky talky, more worky worky. dont attempt The Pry. we aint cool like that and my feet have more real teeth in em than your mouth does. yeah i said my feet. (please make the connection?.. that there is no connection. the punchline is that he has no teefies.)

sorry, i feel i have to question your funny detectors lately. too much douchebaggery has been weighing down the ElOhVee, so i felt the need to explain my intentionally awful joke there. i have been severly doubting the level of funny around here recently. i think niggaz be gettin too stuffy. we all realize we've been jawing back and forth with (some of) the same douchelickers every day for almost a year now. so it's like we've been in one long season, had our ups and downs, and now we're hitting the stretch run and we need our homies in the trenches. come on you guys, let's remember what we're all here for. to uplift each other and to make each other stronger and make each other laugh each and every day. this is a place 4 frienship!1! we need more teamwork, unity and support! lets show our motivation techniques in the COMMANT SEKSHUN! tell your fellow man or wo/man poster how much you care for them. "Would that be something you'd be into?"



i hope you read that and immediately realize that i've just wasted a part of your life. i dont care if it's insignificant amount of time (which because youre you, it is).. but just know that i've stole it. sniggity snap, can't take it back. it's my personal burn mark on your space time continuum.




i want some Ritz crackers.






splat.

(This post is brought to you be Everything But Sports.)



ps.. i didnt go fishing.

526 comments:

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JFreak said...

Final Rev count from yeterday:

701

Good work guys.

JFreak said...

"i hope you read that and immediately realize that i've just wasted a part of your life."

ahahahaha.

great.

JFreak said...

Go do yourselves a favor and buy "Do You Feel" by The Rocket Summer.

You'll thank me later.

Beth said...

Even though I think I understood none of it, I love this post iam.

JFreak said...

you blocked my 5 hour Z.

This is not good for my rage.

JFreak said...

it's nappy-nap time.

Enjoy the day job, suckas.

El Padrino said...

la russa is fraudulent

El Padrino said...

the minute i saw a why not us player up with the game on the line i knew it was a loss

El Padrino said...

and if poo-holes is so great why isnt he pinch hitting there


wtf

El Padrino said...

must have been some merlot in that dugout




what a fraud

El Padrino said...

it even upset herpie face

Beth said...

So ElP, did you have any money on Ichiro for MVP?

El Padrino said...

no

but i had the NL and the over and that's why I was mad to see Rowand hit in that spot

yeah let's let the Philly hit. They only have 9,999 losses.

El Padrino said...

fraud

larussa swears he is the greatest manager ever

ToddPacker said...

outstanding LoVad ASG addition...

ToddPacker said...

i won $200 on the ichiro mvp in my office pool

ToddPacker said...

rev's reaction was great

El Padrino said...

i like when tyler shitted on the 1000th comment

that was cool

ToddPacker said...

big tps day, plus i'm leaving early for the pre-drink (tjw lingo) at the police concert

ToddPacker said...

rev not getting the 1000 comment was very rev-like

Beth said...

I liked the Tyler guilt about that too.

El Padrino said...

oh shit i thought you were joking when you said you were going to the police concert

El Padrino said...

and we talked about killing TP's dog not cat

El Padrino said...

now if you'll excuse me i have a bialy to butter

ToddPacker said...

no joke.... i'm old and a liked the police when i was younger.... even had the 3/4 sleeve concert shirt in 7th grade

ToddPacker said...

bialy sounds good

ToddPacker said...

iam's post was very funny to me

blue said...

i'll give beth a hug today ;-)

see i'm learning the emoticons

Beth said...

Sigh, that emoticon is a wink blue, not a hug.

Try to keep up with that the kids are doing these days.

Mills said...

Terrible post. I want my eyes to stop bleeding. Make it stop.

1157 is fantasmagoric.

Totally legit too, not forced like the NCAA tourney days.

Really good work gang! Outstanding.

Mills said...

I have no idea why TLR didn't pinch hit Pujols for WhyNotUS OF last night.

Mills said...

Pissed me off. He should have pinch hit Pujols for O-Dog.

Makes me worry that Pujols hurt himself in the derby last night.

El Padrino said...

maybe it's cuz larussa is a fraud

blue said...

ok...all you NASCAR fucks out there...Junior is Ken Griffey Junior's nickname. Dale Earnhardt Junior can be called something different.


regards

El Padrino said...

pujols was loose and ready to go

no injury
said he wanted to save him incase of extra innings

baloney

Mills said...

you can't really argue with his success.

blue said...

If I was the NL, I would have fired LaRussa

El Padrino said...

how bout bastard redneck

blue said...

weazy, i can argue anything

blue said...

call DEJ, J.R. or something...it's easier for rednecks to spell anyway

blue said...

when is the british open, it's coming soon i believe

El Padrino said...

blue i can get most beers here
one's i cant get are "real" local brewed stuff

blue said...

i didn't realize that sierra nevada was that world wide now. I remember when it was tiny little place..

damn micro-brews that aren't really micro anymore

El Padrino said...

it's solid

Beth said...

Blue, the British Open starts 7/19.

Mills said...

Cardinal blogs are HAMMERING Tony. Saying he disrespected the franchise.

blue said...

re: cardinal blogs

SO?

blue said...

thanks beth

Mills said...

For example (this sums it all up):

"LaRussa wanted to waive his 'you know what' in everyone's faces for selecting Rowand over Byrnes. He had HIS guy, the questionable choice that he had a 'gut feeling' about and he sent him up there.

I don't tune in to watch Aaron F'ing Rowand in the 9th inning with the bases loaded in the All-Star Game. I want the most clutch hitter in this generation up there.

Tony had the opportunity to give us a memorable All-Star moment. A Ted Williams moment if you will. Instead, he gave us another 'Crazy Tony' moment.

His 'I am the smartest man in the room' stuff gets old."

Mills said...

Blue --

Not good when your hometown fans, who you just won a WS for last year, want you booted out of town over the all-star game management.

That's relevant.

Looks like Tony's ship has sailed in St. Louis.

Mills said...

Meanwhile, did you catch the end of the game? I didn’t, but I heard the ending was plenty dramatic, with Soriano’s 2-out, 2-run HR closing the AL’s lead to 1 run before the next three NL batters were walked to load the bases. Aaron Rowand hit a flyout to right to end the game and the late thrills.
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From DS. He didn't watch the end of the game? What?

Mills said...

More Dan Patrick: Who will replace Patrick in his radio slot? For starters, let’s eliminate Schrutebag. Simmons? He’s got a voice for online writing (and that’s coming from one of the biggest high-talkers to ever grace ESPN’s airwaves). The name being thrown around is Mike Tirico. (h/t Larry Brown Sports) Why can’t they bring Tony Kornheiser back into the fold? He hates his gig with Washington Post Radio.
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SG? Tirico? First I have heard those names for DP's gig.

El Padrino said...

weazy i watched the hwole thing

thats the point
he cheated the fans
Aaron fucking rowand?

here's a point i will make
pick the top 5 matchups you would like to see as a baseball fan
Take all the closers and pick who you would want to see face them
Would pujols vs Krod be on that list?
it would be on some lists I am sure

larussa is not a god.

blue said...

" want the most clutch hitter in this generation up there."

seriously? Ortiz was already out of the game, and he plays for the AL anyway

El Padrino said...

and the drama leading up to rowands at bat was great

it was all there, the crowd, the moment, a possbile walk off win for the league that hasnt won in 9 years

what a ridiculous, selfish man he is. serious

a fraud

Mills said...

i watched it to. i just like how DS admits that he didn't watch it, but "hears" it was really good.

Bases loaded, 2 outs, bottom of 9th. Best hitter in the game on the bench drama.

You think it would be good? Really Dan?

Mills said...

blue --

Pujols 2005 NLCS. Lidge = never the same again.

Pujols is pretty clutch in his own right.

blue said...

stop it with your knobbing off of pujols or you will get bitch slapped again

Mills said...

Would pujols vs Krod be on that list?
it would be on some lists I am sure
-------

abso-freaking-lutely

El Padrino said...

who cares about clutch

anyone was better than a phillie player

blue said...

ok, that's one...so fucking what...the say "even the sun shines on a dog's ass somedays"

and Lidge never being the same, has nothing to do with Pujols, that's all Lidge

Mills said...

you want to go down with Pujols, your guy, NOT Whynotus (who can't buy a win when it actually means something).

Sad.

TLR went down a lot of notches in my book.

The whole game he talked about how much it meant to win the game. BS.

El Padrino said...

finally a sensible comment

blue said...

either way, if Roberts doesn't have that error it's irrelevant...and yes that was an error.

when the ball bounces up into your glove, and then falls out, that's an E

El Padrino said...

pretty sure i am the only one jacked up for this

Mills said...

true dat Blue. that is an error if i ever saw one. esp with da meat hook running. plenty of time to set oneself and throw.

El Padrino said...

blue it was an error but that just added drama to the moment, the error made me perk up

and sori's shot

and couple of walks

and

and

AARON ROWAND! (who is playing over his head btw)

Mills said...

This is funny:
"Of the glories of the Royals in the All-Star game, our praise can have no end.


Since 1990 our Royals have gone 0-8 at the plate and failed to appear in four games. Five times, the only Royal involvement was a single at-bat.

Here's the year-by-year breakdown:

2007: Gil Meche named, did not play.
2006: Mark Redman named, did not play.
2005: Mike Sweeney named, struck out as a pinch-hitter in the 7th.
2004: Ken Harvey named, struck out as a pinch-hitter in the 3rd.
2003: Mike MacDougal and Sweeney named, neither appeared.
2002: Mike Sweeney named, replaced Paul Konerko at 1B in the 7th inning, flied out to right in the 9th inning.
2001: Mike Sweeney named, replaced Jason Giambi at first in the 8th inning, flied out to right in the 8th inning.
2000: Jermaine Dye voted to start, Mike Sweeney named. Sweeney pinch-hit for James Baldwin in the 4th, reaching on an error. Sweeney did not appear in the field. Dye walked once and struck out.
1999: Jose Rosado named and pitched a scoreless 4th.
1998: Dean Palmer named, and pinch-hit for John Wetteland in the 8th, grounding into a double play.
1997: Jose Rosado named. Rosado allowed one run in the 7th inning, tying the game at 1-1. However, in the bottom of the 7th the AL re-took the lead on a Sandy Alomar HR. Thanks to the eternal genius of the pitcher wins rule, Rosado was then credited as the eventual "winner" of the game.
1996: Jeff Montgomery named, did not appear.
1995: Kevin Appier named, actually throwing two perfect innings (the 3rd and 4th).
1994: David Cone named, somewhat disastrously. Cone allowed three runs over two innings, contributing to a 8-7 AL loss.
1993: Jeff Montgomery named and appeared, pitching a scoreless 7th.
1992: Jeff Montgomery named and appeared, allowing two runs in two-thirds of an inning pitched.
1991: Danny Tartabull voted to start at DH, going 0-2 with a strikeout. Tartabull was replaced by Harold Baines in the 6th inning.
1990: Brett Saberhagen named, pitching two scoreless innings (5th and 6th), and was named the winning pitcher in a 2-0 AL victory.
1989: Bo Jackson voted a started and Mark Gubicza named to the squad. Bo famously led off the bottom of the first with a homer. Bo went 2-4 with a steal and was named the game's MVP. Gubes pitched a scoreless 4th inning."

El Padrino said...

just a joke, larussa would be on the bottom of my list to run a team

talk about elitist....
shit, he takes the cake and the bakery

Mills said...

that was a longer cut/pste than i envisioned. shoudl have linked. sorry.

blue said...

too bad they don't let you use stats for the allstar game in fantasy..i'd have had a HR and a hold

El Padrino said...

i'd have a .750 avg, 1.whatever OPS and a SB

El Padrino said...

"FIRST PRESIDENTIAL 'GAY DEBATE' ANNOUNCED... "

on drudge report

fucking democrats
they crack me up

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

morning


glory

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gotta shit.

tem said...

The morning goes by much faster when you get here at 9:15.

tem said...

blue, 7-4 supervisor update. did she make it in before 7:45?

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

blue needs to work that situation into a little blackmail action..

is she hot enough to nail, or bitchy enough to get rid of? we have options here..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There is just nothing to talk about.

blue said...

"blue, 7-4 supervisor update. did she make it in before 7:45?"

yeah, I think it was closer to 7:30...no rain today probably.

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

"The Washington Post and Newsday reported on Tuesday that Portland will pay more than $30 million of the $33.6 million that the former All-Star guard (Francis) is due."


Franchise is getting mad loot in the buyout. now THATS a good work day.

whocares said...

I agree that Larussa made a bad call last night.

But more than that, I understand nowadays you want to keep at least one player on the bench in case you absolutely need him, and generally it's a guy from your own team that you have a good relationship with. But Pujols said Larussa never mentioned it to him???? That's what I really cant believe. Why not let him know up front that he's gonna be the "emergency guy"???

blue said...

"is she hot enough to nail, or bitchy enough to get rid of? we have options here.."

eh, she's aiiight. She's a nice enough lady though. I just think it's funny that our boss is clueless that she comes in so late.

El Padrino said...

valid point dub

Mills said...

i will never understand why NBA teams pay so much for "buy-outs". Webber got almost all his money too.

I would make these sons of bitches work for every dime, unless I was doing a buy-out at about 40-50% of their guaranteed money.

anymore, sorry son, you can sit on my bench and i will make your life a living hell.

tem said...

buying out $30M of $33M is awesome for Stevie.

blue said...

the other thing is if you pull Rowand or O-Dawg, then you really have to shift around position players if you only tie the game up. Pujols at 2b? or CF? please. I guess you could have moved Sanchez to 2b and pujols to 3b but still, that's a gaping hole at 3b.

Too many 1B, basically meant that LaRussa thought Pew-holes didn't deserve to be there.

Mills said...

But more than that, I understand nowadays you want to keep at least one player on the bench in case you absolutely need him, and generally it's a guy from your own team that you have a good relationship with
---------

I agree with not playing favorites and stuff. that is why leyland hit all his guys down in the order. that i am cool with.

but the game was going to end one way or another in that Rowand AB. Single probably scores two. Might as well use Pujols there.

tem said...

you buy them out to get them off the books so you can sign someone else.

paying $30M of $33M as a buyout is not a good time value of money move. but clearing the cap space is deemed to be worth the expense.

Mills said...

Pujols has played 3B well in the MLB. Has played SS in spring training and late innings before.

Could handle 2B as well as Chase Utley. He is a better defender than you are giving him credit for.

blue said...

"anymore, sorry son, you can sit on my bench and i will make your life a living hell"

except that takes a roster spot away from a youngster you are hoping to maybe build around, and attitude can really destroy a team's chemistry.

tem said...

"but the game was going to end one way or another in that Rowand AB."


this is actually an excellent point. Larussa was saving Pooholes for extra innings that had a very very slim chance of happening.

Mills said...

except that takes a roster spot away from a youngster you are hoping to maybe build around, and attitude can really destroy a team's chemistry.
----------

fine. don't activate them for the games and take away minutes from youngsters.

but that 12th man spot they are taking up is only keeping guys like paul shirley off the roster. not somebody that will make a huuugeee difference over the course of the season.

blue said...

I think you're giving poop-holes more credit as a fielder than he deserves. playing SS in spring training is very different than the ASG.

and, the game is not guaranteed to be over with a pee-joles AB...what if the fucker walks him, and the next guy flies out.

whocares said...

But if you know you're not gonna play your star player, you should at least MENTION it to him before hand to avoid the inevitable fallout (i.e. EP's link).

blue said...

Plus the fact that you take the entire hit and don't have to pay the luxury tax on that dollar amount. Which means, if Portland was over the cap, they'd be paying double his salary.

Either way, i'm pretty sure the guys that these teams employ to work out the financial buyouts are probably a lot better "finance" guys than any of us.

Mills said...

wc -

yeah -- you should tell him for sure.

tem said...

not better than the overweight DJ guy. he is a finance machine.

for whatever reason his name escapes me....

ToddPacker said...

100

ToddPacker said...

damn... too soon

Mills said...

Either way, i'm pretty sure the guys that these teams employ to work out the financial buyouts are probably a lot better "finance" guys than any of us.
----------
I don't think you have to be better when you have Paul Allen's money to work with...

blue said...

we all know LaRussa is from the Bay area, so he spent a little extra time in the Haight & Ashbury district, and was probably still tweakin last night during the game.

El Padrino said...

"the other thing is if you pull Rowand or O-Dawg, then you really have to shift around position players if you only tie the game up. Pujols at 2b? or CF? please. I guess you could have moved Sanchez to 2b and pujols to 3b but still, that's a gaping hole at 3b. "


blue i agree but in the interview with la-loser and buck he went out of his way to say that pujols is so versatile that he can use him anywhere, so mush so that buck brought this up when orlando hudson was up, saying Pujols can play 2b if need be (meaning if it went extra, pujols can play 2b)

blue said...

you also realize, that Stevie doesn't have to take the buyout. He can say "nope, i'm guaranteed that money, why should I take any less"

Portland is trying to get rid of him, that's why they're buying him out. If they didn't care about him being on the team, then they'd let him sit there and get his ducets

tem said...

also finance guys can just make the number work to support whatever the boss wanted to do.

they could have made the numbers work to support a $50M buyout of the $33M contract.

numbers are just our bitches and are to be used to prove whatever we want to prove.

ToddPacker said...

"not better than the overweight DJ guy. he is a finance machine.

for whatever reason his name escapes me...."


i think i know who you're talking about... but i can't remember his name either

tem said...

i'm pretty sure poo holes can play catcher.

ToddPacker said...

"i'm pretty sure poo holes can play catcher"



catcher/bottom.... whatever it takes

blue said...

pap-howls would have had a hard time playing in the field with his cock in weazy's mouth though.

El Padrino said...

true

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

AM wall. I'm not helping the situation, either.

whocares said...

Those teefiss be glowin deke.

whocares said...

Just went into our bathroom and some dude (I'm assuming) stuffed a huge wad of toilet paper into the urinal.


Who the fuck does that where they work? Hey douche, this aint the Citgo on the corner!

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

i turned off the lights but i still get a glare.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thanks, I've worked hard on 'em.

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

erin andrews needs this type of journalistic integrity

tem said...

she needs the type of integrity that involves me motorboating on the pups.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I fucking hate jagoffs that fuck with bathrooms.

It's the law of the commons.

All public property can, and will be destroyed.

El Padrino said...

i got a gazillion bathroom office stories

tem said...

that's a lot of stories.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We need to start coming up with questions for Simmons.

I think I'll go back to the classic "Qdoba or Chipotle?".

tem said...

where's corby today? was he up late last night watching a midnight showing of Harry Potter?

tem said...

i will think of some simmons ?s whilst i eat.


HUNGRY.

El Padrino said...

i was thinking about going on a diet but that would mean no beer
and that's luda-crisssss

El Padrino said...

is it bad that i read a pizza blog?

whocares said...

I'm trying to cut my drinking down to one night during the week. So far so good this week. We'll see how Thursday goes. Thursday always gets me.

Mills said...

i know where corbin is.

he is working on a 3 way trade in our keeper league.

i would get wells and bay for sizemore.

i politely turned him down (i already have Mags, Manny, Grady and Griff in the OF).

He will be working hard on this all day I am sure.

(ns)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck a diet.

Beer was the #4 food product imported into the US in 2006.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tell me about this pizza blog.

El Padrino said...

this pics makes me chuckle

El Padrino said...

dub C it's too hard man

El Padrino said...

deke, a pizza blog

Mills said...

This idiot on Deadspin made the following comment:

"I don't see what the big deal is. Both Rowand and Pujols are hitting .310 and are all-stars."

Then some other chatter, and finally one guys goes...

"If you can't see the difference between Aaron Rowand and Albert Pujols, then turn of your computer go outside, and wait for the meteorite to come to you"

Nice.

Mills said...

i heart pizza. good blog link.

El Padrino said...

what a fool

blue said...

weazy, if there are meteorites coming, you might want to step outside

iamunrevizzabizzle said...

potluck time. eh.

Mills said...

they did ok in KC. D'Bronx is good, and some people would rate it the best, but i think it is overrated myself.

Antonios anyday of the week.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahaha

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, my moms got pizza cases like on that blog, i dont need them because i never have leftover pizza

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

yeah spiff, me neither (leftovers)

El Padrino said...

pizza for lunch it is!

El Padrino said...

grandma style

El Padrino said...

papa johns is puke

literally

unless your in mexico
then it is life

blue said...

that's a grandma good comment

blue said...

which isn't quite as good as NIT good, if I remember correctly

El Padrino said...

i didnt try the pizza in green bay, WI

dammit

(s)

El Padrino said...

pizza or wings?





man that's a tough call cuz when a wing is right by god it's right





i still go with pizza, but it was tough

blue said...

according to that blog...pizza bagels at Einsteins, are you kidding me?

and the best in the country is #12 Anthony's in Denver...Anthony's is OK, it's NY style, but I sure wouldn't put it in the top 12 in the country, it's might not make the top 10 in Denver

blue said...

pizza has many more varieties worth eating, that's why pizza is better than wings. You could eat pizza for 5 days and not have the same kind and it would still be good.

wings are only good one way

blue said...

don't give me that honey bbq shit, or the tequila lime wings, or whatever froo froo kind of wings weazy and his husband would eat.

El Padrino said...

agree, fairy wings are for fairies

blue said...

although there are differing levels of hotness in wings, and you can have them breaded or non-breaded. I prefer non-breaded. I also like Ranch better than bleu cheese for dipping, but that's just because i grew up in Cali.

El Padrino said...

and my question was meant to be like if you were dying and can only have A - a slice of your fav pizza or b - your favorite hot wings

WWYD or WWRD (rev) for ctrl f sake

El Padrino said...

funny sidenote

i dont dip my wings

blue said...

i'll only dip them if they are hot...if it's some watered down wing then there isn't any dipping going on

blue said...

re: dying choice

oh, that's tougher then.

I think Pizza still wins, but it's a much closer contest.

blue said...

best wings I've ever had was at a little deli in the suburbs of Sacramento. I used to order about 30 at a time. Place called Granite's.

Awesome

El Padrino said...

Pluck U
4 locations here in the city

and the one's i make at home
with franks red hot sauce

of course there are hooters wings which by memory are good (havent been there in a long time)

blue said...

i don't even know if that place is still there, i haven't been back in about 6 years

blue said...

I prefer BW2's to hooters

isiah thomas said...

franks red hot sauce = A+++

Spaceman Spiff said...

1/2 franks, 1/2 butter baybeeeeee

Spaceman Spiff said...

unbreaded fa sho

isiah thomas said...

I randomly chose Franks off the shelf a few years back, haven't been disappointed.

Mills said...

pizza over wings 8 days a week

El Padrino said...

"1/2 franks, 1/2 butter baybeeeeee"

we should get an apartment together

El Padrino said...

i dont care how champ kind that sounds

El Padrino said...

i blame the wings

El Padrino said...

and franks

El Padrino said...

zeke i buy it in costco
it's like 5 gallons of hot sauce

Spaceman Spiff said...

costco is awesome

El Padrino said...

yes. yes it is.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What about Marge Simpson's Wasabi Wings?

El Padrino said...

never had em

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Franks is good, but overrated. Although I always have 2 varieties in my fridge.


I like to make up my own sauces sometimes.

El Padrino said...

overated is a strong word


i also like red devil

Spaceman Spiff said...

rashard lewis 6 years 126 mil? got damn thats too much

El Padrino said...

irregardless the wife's cooking tacos tonight, another el pad staple

giddy up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My girlfriend cooks...........nothing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i had to proofread a manual for work and one sentence used regardless, in my head i thought it was wrong and almost changed it to irregardless

blue said...

tacos are always in the rotation at my house

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, early reviews for rescue dawn = very good

blue said...

that manual is > D- I guess

El Padrino said...

time to move on deke

El Padrino said...

tight. i gotta peep that movie somehow

El Padrino said...

lunchtime

pizza

tem said...

tem doesn't dip wings.

tem likes breaded.

tem chooses pizza over wings.

top 10 in the nation pizza lists are retarded. no way anyone has pizza from every place in the the nation. mom and pop pizza places can bring the heat.

papa johns garlic goo is good. the pizza is ok if it is free.

Corbin said...

Incorrect Weazy...

TPS grabbed ahold of me and wouldn't let go...

I distracted it with something shiny then shot it in the face repeatedly with paper clips (folded, with the two prongs...old school style)...it is glaring at me, but afraid to move...We'll see how this plays out

tem said...

and tem agrees that fairy wings are not cool.

tem said...

cnn.com has some breaking news about a guy in a pizza bombing from 2003.

cnn.com reads LOV.

tem said...

dude that got blown the fuck up was in on the plot.

i bet the other guys forgot to 'splain to him how getting blown up wouldn't be good for him.

El Padrino said...

4 grandma slices and a slushy coke (put it freezer for half hour)

i'm set

tem said...

grandma good slices?

was grandma good better than NIT good? I thought it was, but someone else though otherwise.

we need to open the LOV vault and find out.

blue said...

that lunch was grandma good

tem said...

instruction manuals for anything should never be > D-.

tem said...

I had BBQ pork sammich and fries.

it was NIT or Grandma good, whichever is worse.

tem said...

slow start

blue said...

i was the one earlier who couldn't remember if grandma good > NIT good

we'll have to put freak on the job..he's our historian

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