Monday, July 23, 2007

Is it me or does this place smell like updog?

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Big Brother's Brother said...

W H A T 'S



UP




DOG?

Keith S said...

EP, you need to get a yard

tem said...

LOV AD was firing away friday night. I need to catch up.

tem said...

good link keith.

i wonder why nobody thought of that before.

Beth said...

Tem, I've skimmed thru it this mroning and unless you enjoy drunken political debates you can skip a lot of this weekend's LOVad.

El Padrino said...

what they can't mow fire escapes?

El Padrino said...

you guys are really pathetic with the veto thing, it's like jeebus fuck your wife, get a girlfriend or something

El Padrino said...

3 out of 4 from LA in LA
whatcha want?

tem said...

beth your warning was too late.

tem said...

i was entertained though.

i'll bite my toungue and keep my comments RE political slapper to myself.

tem said...

el pad you should put that trade through on a friday late. that way most guys won't even check the league.

i still don't understand how this shit gets vetoed. half the league doesn't check the trades, two people are the ones who make trades, i never veto anything, that pretty much elimates 3/4 of the league.

anyway, tmft from me.

tem said...

also is there any significance to the pic for today?

is it just for the political slapper from the weekend?

tem said...

bam!

starts the week with a natty Z.

tem said...

what's the record for most natty posts in a row? i might have to try for that shit.

i won't even use the clock to do it.

imma going to use the force.

tem said...

cable TV has been playing the shit out of all the star wars movies.

and i'll be damned if i can't stop myself from watching them.

tem said...

speaking of star wars how the fuck does that C three pee O dude not understand the jawas. fucker was built on that planet.

you'd think out of the 6,000,000 languages fucker knows jawa would be one of them.

tem said...

damn the force is strong with this one.

i think the key is to type a lot of shit. if you try to do it with little posts then it is far more difficult.

El Padrino said...

tem it's fake baseball
they are vetoing shit as if

1) i have shot
2) as if it's a money or keeper league
and 3)because i'm italian

racist fuckers

tem said...

also i dvred that Accepted movie but have not peeped it yet.

i did watch the transporter 2. that dude was pretty cool. i still never really figured out how they cured everyone at the end.

tem said...

if i didn't go 10-2 this week i was going to have a fire sale.

i might do it anyway.

El Padrino said...

anyhoo, the nba ref thing is picking up steam

i knew games were fixed, it's why i stopped betting them this season
too many bad calls, fucked up technicals

if they indict this guy i figure he owes me at least $5,512.

tem said...

damn, el pad stopped me from a double digit natty z

tem said...

class action lawsuit el pad.

you can get kod to be your lawyer.

tem said...

What happened to Sergio RE British Open?

Did he choke it away to the Irish dude?

tem said...

SG article is OK.

tem said...

damn SG made me miss the 9:20 mark.

it was still a good run though.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i changed monitor settings for today. it was a big moment.

Big Brother's Brother said...

sergio's mother.

blue said...

sergio missed a 6 foot putt to win it on 18 and had to go OT...and lost..because Meiz called it on Saturday...Sergio will choke

blue said...

i laughed at two drunken dudes spewing political hate on friday night...i kept trying to change the subject...but their hate was too strong


"anger, hate (and politics), those are the ways of the dark side"

Beth said...

Sergio also had a makeable putt on the last hole of the playoff to keep the playoff going that he missed. He choked more than once. Too bad too cause I was rooting for him.

Big Brother's Brother said...

sergio deserves to lose based on clothing alone.

go away little skinny man.

El Padrino said...

he's a spaniard, only maximus aurelius has guts, all others are pussywillows

Big Brother's Brother said...

i could see rooting for him if he carried a sword and shield

tem said...

OK, it is nap time.

go about your bidness.

tem said...

sean connery's guy in highlander was a spainiard and pretty cool.

blue said...

spaniard is a type of dog?

cocker spaniard

El Padrino said...

although i got nothing bad to say about paella

mmmm good

Beth said...

"sergio deserves to lose based on clothing alone"

I'll give you that BBB, his clothes on Saturday (red pants, orange short-sleeved shirt over red long-sleeved shirt and red & orange hat) before he put on his rain clothing were quite hideous.

blue said...

he's european...tight pants and loud colors are the norm over there.

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah beth, i think they had that pic on the main page and i wanted to gouge my eyes out.


still do.

jugdish said...

Damn...missed the political debate. I'm going to stand by my pilicy of not going back to read comments I missed.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think im gonna pick up an HD DVR today.

blessed be.

blue said...

HD DVR is the way to go

El Padrino said...

hd dvr, amen

El Padrino said...

so gollum comes back from three week vacation and first thing he says is poland is a better place to live

i told him to go live there then

blue said...

Natalie Portman Nip slip

start the day off on the right foot

nsfw

El Padrino said...

i click all

but that was blocked

rats

blue said...

the ads on that site are pretty...um..."graphic"

blue said...

i'm sure spiff can find it on a non-blocked site

whocares said...

Sorry for the political debate on Friday night.


Nothing like a drunken Kod to grind my gears.

blue said...

you need to learn to push in the clutch

blue said...

it's the big pedal on the far left

El Padrino said...

assuming WC is a republican i can imagine the slapper so i guess i didnt miss out

El Padrino said...

man vs wild marathong yesterday
i'm totally caught up

what a great show

blue said...

i watched that movie the illusionist, this weekend. What good is a movie with Jessica Biel if she's going to fully clothed

blue said...

I also saw "my super ex-girlfriend"

which made my head hurt

blue said...

remember when Uma Thurman was hot?

ToddPacker said...

mets won yesterday

i'm very hungover from a weekend of boozing

weasels are awful

out for the day... only 2 weeks left on this project

El Padrino said...

glad to see you enjoyed the lager

El Padrino said...

the illusionist was good

if you liked that peep the other magic movie with hugh jackman and bale

the name escapes me but scarlett is also in it

El Padrino said...

The Prestige

El Padrino said...

Iam, this is really happening

El Padrino said...

ooo
a natty

El Padrino said...

that book came in on friday, i will start it today when i arrive at my quarters (bathroom)

Big Brother's Brother said...

chubby

El Padrino said...

holy shit

El Padrino said...

surprised WWL didn't have this headline:

Yanks nudge Drays

El Padrino said...

Yanks edge Drays
Drays fall short vs Yanks

El Padrino said...

shunning TPS

blue said...

nah, knowing the .COM, they would say

"Yankees devour devil rays, close to within 7.5 games, it's only a matter of time now"

Big Brother's Brother said...

no more.

holler about that text.

whocares said...

I'm in a funk this morning.

El Padrino said...

apparentely so is everyone else

Big Brother's Brother said...

we want the funk.

give us the funk.

Big Brother's Brother said...

anybody got a dvr with a dual tuner?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't even bother with the British playoff. I saw the young kid blow up and Harrington almost pull a Van De Velde.

Its Butters!!! said...

Flight of the Condors was ridiculously hilarious last night

blue said...

I have a dvr with dual tuner

isiah thomas said...

iiiiiiiiiiit'sssssssssssss

MONDAY!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Conchords.

isiah thomas said...

they don't make 1B coaches like they used to.

isiah thomas said...

I didn't Veto EP's latest....

EP
Bruce
Zeke

roll call

Its Butters!!! said...

Conchords...yes...(it's a monday)...

Ridiculous. It was better than Entourage last night IMO...

El Padrino said...

obviously the weasel was involved

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a sneaking suspicion the Angela Davis might be our veto-er. He's a curmudgeony hardliner on trades.

I wouldn't be surprised at all.

blue said...

he's a bastard anyway

isiah thomas said...

6 votes needed to veto:

weazy
corby


4 more.

blue said...

harry potter turns 18 today? WTF? how does he do nude scenes on stage if he wasn't already 18?

El Padrino said...

na'h mean

blue said...

are we still in Iraq?

blue said...

JA rule is maybe the least thug rapper since "Snow". although i'm not sure if Snow was a rapper or not.

dude is like 4ft 11. Even KOD towers over him

blue said...

For those of you unfamiliar with Snow

hilarious

Big Brother's Brother said...

"david bowie" on Conchords was hifuckinlarious.

blue said...

i remember snow saying he was from the street.

turned out to be a rich kid from the burbs in Canada

blue said...

i still need catchup on conchords

whocares said...

I've never vetoed a trade in this league.



I'm honestly not even sure how to do it. I just delete the e-mails when I get one saying there was/is a trade.

blue said...

i don't even get emails

Its Butters!!! said...

madness

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue, what all had to be hooked up to use both tuners? ive read that u have to run 2 lines from your dish, or u can have an "FTM". im guessing thats basically just a splitter, but dont know if it comes in the box, or it needs to be installed by the DTV people.

(please deity, dont make me call them)

blue said...

mvn...aitch...hick hops...super Deluxe...

those guys sound like vetoers to me

isiah thomas said...

is Blue mad that Harry was underage when he was nekkid? He should be made that HP was nekkid regartless. There's no need for it.

blue said...

I run two lines from the dish. I'm not sure about this FTM thing. Two lines is a pain in the ass though, so if there is another way, i'd love to know

Its Butters!!! said...

I didn't veto the deal...I commented how i liked ELP's moxy for pulling deals when he was 700 games back...

And you can add freak to the list of non-veto'ers since Freak = Bruce, just as Finkel = Einhorn

blue said...

Zeke-
i'm mad because now that picture would be considered kiddy porn and we will all go to jail just for having seen it.

Chris Hansen will be knocking on your door this week

isiah thomas said...

Lil' Wayne on cribs kept referring to model cars as his "car selection".

lay off the ganja for a lil bit, lil wayne.

blue said...

meeting time

isiah thomas said...

local radio played the broadcast of game 3 when Manu drove the lane and put up a shot and missed, Suns rebounded and outletted the ball....then that ref makes the call late and from halfcourt...even the announcers were like "wtf?"

this is gonna get ugly for stern.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i cant wait for this ref stuff to blow into the bIgGeSt eVeNt eVaR1! its gonna be great.

blue, i will advise.

El Padrino said...

of course a NY crime family is involved

Big Brother's Brother said...

if anybody (meiz) needs to take a big hefty shit, her grave will soon be taking visitors.

isiah thomas said...

there's talk he's gonna go into the witness protection program as a result of all this....

Stern better have the eye of the jew ready for this shit storm.

isiah thomas said...

deke - sounds like the golden boy might fight your boy Hatton next.

isiah thomas said...

good call on BHop/Winky EP.

did you see the fight?

Big Brother's Brother said...

One Jew to rule them all, One Jew to find them, One Jew to bring them into the darkness and bind them.

El Padrino said...

no, read the results
i was away

El Padrino said...

was it entertaining at least?

isiah thomas said...

Team USA scrimmage

isiah thomas said...

I didn't peep game on the fight either.

Big Brother's Brother said...

after reading that story this morning, my first thought was "why didnt Shasheffski tell them about players not being able to call TO's". thats shitty coaching.

isiah thomas said...

he was too busy teaching them that slapping the floor is the key to playing good D.

There's no time left over to coach'em up on actual game rules.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"I cry out to the Lord knowing that many of you are praying for me," Messner wrote in a July 16 post in which she indicated she weighed 65 pounds."


65 lbs. shit. sucks to be you.

JFreak said...

Man, Corbin, I thought you were over not being invited to the keeper league.

El Padrino said...

TPS's wiki entry

Big Brother's Brother said...

other than the token factor, why is Nick Collison even in contention to hang out with team Ooh-sa? should we just blame this on Colangelo?

Big Brother's Brother said...

welcome to last month.

El Padrino said...

dammit

El Padrino said...

weed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke - sounds like the golden boy might fight your boy Hatton next."

Where'd you hear this? I've heard Mayweather in/around November.

El Padrino said...

i made buffalo chicken tenders last night with Franks' Red Hot Buffalo Wing sauce


i can only describe them as an island off the coast of heaven

Big Brother's Brother said...

hibachi

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Buffalo sauce is better than the Original.

The Original is best on Ruffles.

isiah thomas said...

Deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hatton + Oscar = Oscar gets stopped. Hatton fights with fire, Oscar fights for a decision.

tem said...

Drago fights for himself.

Big Brother's Brother said...

deke, have u picked up the SW stamps?

El Padrino said...

i went old school this weekend and downed about 30 rolling rocks

El Padrino said...

gonna heat up the lunch, hopefully that jamaican lady hasnt already used it to microwave an entire fish

H said...

Nope, I have never vetoed a trade in this league either Blue. Unless its something ridiculously unfair, I figure if you're stupid enough to accept a bad trade, sucks to be you....

H said...

I like my new picture. I look quite angry...

blue said...

you're not grabbing your crotch though

blue said...

oh, and a BIG phuck ewe to Kobe

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not sure who this aitch person is.

tem said...

H no longer looks like John Popper

tem said...

aitch (H) is the one with the topless female roommate.

tem said...

why the kobe FU?

blue said...

i just don't like Kobe...

tem said...

oh ok.

also fuck AXE.

tem said...

kobe and AXE are both all hat and no cattle.

blue said...

kobe has some cattle...his name is Kobe as in Kobe Beef

blue said...

his cattle is just really shitty cattle, like holsteins or something

tem said...

i see

tem said...

i sit corrected.

blue said...

but Axe has no cattle

blue said...

in my opinion

tem said...

AXE just sucks.

Big Brother's Brother said...

aaah, so HE'S the guy who buys those shirts...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kobe's got plenty of cattle. Just ask the white girl in Colorado.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, I know who H is.

blue said...

Asians will feel Kobe's cattle next summer at the olympics.

Chinese women are getting their asses prepared already

blue said...

is that picture of H from the JC Penny's portrait studio?

he doesn't look Rock N Roll to me

blue said...

lizunch tizime

El Padrino said...

man aight a damn birds egg, shell and all

tem said...

who did?

El Padrino said...

Man.

from that man vs wild show

tem said...

100% chance SG got a woody when he learnt about the ref scandal.

tem said...

i guess man > unhatched bird.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bear Grylls.

I liked when he cooked the egg on a rock.

H said...

i think it is badass, that's all that matters. haha

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

HUNGRY time.

tem said...

doogie howser got an extension from the nets.

he is their all time winningest coach.

not sure if that is % or #.

tem said...

LOV WALL

El Padrino said...

zeke i proposed a dandy of a trade
a real whopper

you may or may not be pleased

El Padrino said...

8 not so tough facts against Clint Eastwood

El Padrino said...

5 hateful things about our favorite cereal mascots

El Padrino said...

you guys are fucking boring

El Padrino said...

i want to punch that fat kid from fall out boy in the face

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You're the boringest

isiah thomas said...

countered

Keith S said...

Not too much MADNESS today

El Padrino said...

boringest > spelt

isiah thomas said...

EP lets work this deal out, I think we're close

El Padrino said...

i'm scared zeke


i need a B&T

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

bad spelting & grammar has became a LoV standard.

Keith S said...

Cincy will take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee.

isiah thomas said...

we might be able to make a deal work.

poor spelting is a LOV tradition.

El Padrino said...

hit you back

Big Brother's Brother said...

where are the breasticles today?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Cincy will take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee."

You're a retard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"where are the breasticles today?"

Under my desk. And in my shower later.

blue said...

my wife's building was locked down this morning because some kook said he was going to come down there and shoot up the place. Po Po are still hanging around outside to see if dude shows up

El Padrino said...

i couldnt find any, other than the norm lindsey lohan

tem said...

sounds like we have the makings of a LOV bet.

blue said...

""Cincy will take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee."

You're a retard."

Deke is right, it's more likely that Cincy will win all 4

tem said...

umm, why'd you tell people about your shoot em up plans?

we told you to stay cool about it.

tem said...

also I bet at least 10% of the women there played the "i'm scared" card and went home early.

blue said...

Kate Moss nekkid

blue said...

i don't know if it counts as a nip slip or not though

probably nsfw

blue said...

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