Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Hi, Class.

Pictures actually taken by a friend. They were visiting someone they knew, and this was the beauty that they saw. They made sure to go back to their house to take these pictures and ridiculed them to their face.

Deservedly so.






Irish. Vegetables. Pander. Associate. Valentino. Period. Awestruck. Posh Spice. What a dumb bitch.

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Beth said...

McGee.

Beth said...

And the "McGee" comment is in honor of Meiz, who called me that yesterday.

tem said...

nice pics.

tem said...

a deck, a pool and a swingset.

that's the american dream.

tem said...

HoHan is going back to rehab.

Thank goodness, I was worried for her safety.

JFreak said...

tour de france.

El Padrino said...

my fire escape looks better than that backyard

El Padrino said...

tour de gay

JFreak said...

Alberto Contador.

El Padrino said...

tits mcgee

is a funny name
i like it

tem said...

HoHan says she is innocent though.

I believe her.

JFreak said...

france is gay, you are correct.

tem said...

feeling better freak?

JFreak said...

negative.

fell asleep at 6 last night, literally couldn't sleep anymore.

El Padrino said...

hottie tottie

steaming hot tea with two shots of whickey or bourbon

clear ya right up

El Padrino said...

*whiskey

fuck

El Padrino said...

and now it's bacon time
if you'll excuse me

blue said...

you fry up bacon in your cube?

blue said...

wtf is this..a meeting was scheduled from 3:30-4:30...i'm leaving at 4, even if that means I get my ass up and make a scene and walk out of the meeting

tem said...

hey blue is back. that means no little blue's or elpad's so far today.

tem said...

hahahaa, you are staying until 4:30, at least.

El Padrino said...

blue got hated on

blue said...

yep, i'm back...i forgot that my wife had a dr. appointment yesterday...until she called and said "are you coming to pick me up soon"

tem said...

how was the bacon?

tem said...

that deck is just awesome.

tem said...

haha, you forgot.

El Padrino said...

damn, the wolverines will miss out on tapping that ND ass

El Padrino said...

wife has dr appt today, if she's dialated i'm out

El Padrino said...

when is bacon not good?

it's was great

blue said...

hahaha, some other lady that gets here early is bitching about the meeting too

jugdish said...

beer pong on a Tuesday night = not good the next day

blue said...

good news from our appointment..no bedrest...the bad news...no PS3

blue said...

watching Stern try and use the "correct" words yesterday in his press conference was comical.

tem said...

maybe ND can schedule the Coast Guard and get another win.

El Padrino said...

i was thinking that tem
but surprisingly they chose the Sooners who will rape them

blue said...

No, they'll schedule Baylor or Vanderbilt, so they can say they are strengthening their schedule with more BCS league teams.

Baylor/Vandy > Michigan

at least in South Bend

jugdish said...

Got tickets yesterday for the Bears Texans preseason game on Aug 11. I don't get a chance to see the Bears in person too often...so we are treating it as a regular season game and tailgating the hell out of that one.

blue said...

Oklahoma? that won't matter for ND because the sooners will have to forfeit all their games anyway

tem said...

yeah i saw the OK thing too.

that surprised me. OK will kill them.

They need to play Miss State or something.

tem said...

is that the preseason game where the starters play a lot or one of the ones where they play about 2 series.

blue said...

I had season tix last year, but a buddy has bought them from me this year because I have to buy a crib or something

tem said...

to the broncos?

whocares said...

"is that the preseason game where the starters play a lot or one of the ones where they play about 2 series."



That's usually the week where you find out if they are who you think they are.

blue said...

yep

tem said...

i see.

blue said...

that's the one homo thing about season tickets is they force you to buy the preseason games, and at full face value of a regular season game

jugdish said...

I'm not much of a college football fan, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but ND normally has one of the tougher schedules in college football...even though they had all the service academy's last year. They had a tougher strength of schedule rating than Michagn last year.

tem said...

They don't do that for Arena football season tickets.

jugdish said...

Not that I give a shit.

tem said...

Probably due to the lack of preseason games.

El Padrino said...

jug refresh my memory
you live in texas but root for chi town teams right?

part 2 of that question:
are you from chicago at all?

blue said...

jug..jug..jug...you are so young and so naive

tem said...

but they lose all their tough games. and win all the easy ones.

jugdish said...

Yeah...I was born in Chicago and lived in that area for awhile...still have a lot of family up there as well.

I moved to Texas in 2000.

whocares said...

Jug, are you trying to make Zeke's head explode?

whocares said...

Next, tell him that you thought Brady Quinn was waaaay underrated last year.

tem said...

and that soccer is an easy sport to play.

El Padrino said...

"I moved to Texas in 2000."

sorry to hear that

but thanks for clearin it up

El Padrino said...

i will ignore the ND comment, hopefully zeke will miss it or today will be slapper wed

tem said...

zeke will not miss it.

El Padrino said...

no cheese on airplanes

cnn

jugdish said...

I don't really watch much college football to be honest, just looked up the strength of schedule.

I like Texas...good times!

JFreak said...

I can't believe jug brought facts to a ND discussion.

Zeke won't have any of that.

tem said...

Texas is like a whole other country.

Or so their commercials say.

blue said...

I just watched a youtube clip of all the questionable calls/no calls from game 3 of the spurs/suns series. That is the game that everyone is saying looks like it was fixed with the horrible call from 35 feet away by that ref, that was like 3 seconds late too.

so of the probably 10 questionable plays they showed, only like 4 or 5 are by Donaghy...so then the other refs had to be in on it to make this theory work.

And going back to my statement yesterday...outside of the phantom manu call, every one of them was a "foul" whether they should or should not have been called is what is the question. That's why it would be tough to evaluate a game and see decide that it was being fixed.

blue said...

SOS is an overrated stat

blue said...

I like to use, you know, head 2 head outcomes, if they are available.

which i'm pretty sure they were last year

blue said...

although I have to give ND and a lot of schools credit. The schedules are built like 4 or 5 years out.

there was no way that ND knew that Washington was going to suck. or Army or Navy, or Merchant Marines community college.

jugdish said...

No slapper on the ND thing on my end...IDGAF.

blue said...

I mean, Navy, Duke, and Stanford are going to be good some years, right?

blue said...

I'm ordering this book for zeke. It's how I learnt that ND was a superpower

jugdish said...

I think Boise State is ranked in the bottom 10 in SOS...that is also impressive...regardless of when their schedule was made.

Big Brother's Brother said...

what was the UM/ND score from last year?

tem said...

irregardless of when the schedule was made.

El Padrino said...

Amazon is up $24 today

wtf

tem said...

This is lloyd carr's last year if he loses to Ohio State again.

El Padrino said...

*20

tem said...

too bad beeeecause he is a good coach.

good enuff at least.

jugdish said...

elp...are you originally from NY? I remember you have family in NC right?

tem said...

amazon is up because blue said he was going to buy that book.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't feel very good.

I think I'm pregnant.

Big Brother's Brother said...

everybody please youtube "Rod Allen". he is our colored color guy for FSN Tigers games.

the clip is of him playing ball in Japan and he gets plunked by a ball. he proceeds to flip the fuck out and chases a Chinaman all over the field. literally. into left field. it's good times.

jugdish said...

Mutombo'd on youtube

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. AM lull. Go away TPS, people need to make me laugh.

tem said...

awesome.

i like it when they zoom in on the pitchers face when he first turns and runs.

tem said...

rod looked barry sandersesque avoiding the japanese dudes trying to slow him down.

tem said...

that pitcher gots some wheels.

El Padrino said...

yes, brooklyn, born and raised

my mom moved to NC just recently
prior to that she lived in Florida i lived there with her for 3 years from like age 15 to 18

tem said...

pitcher shows off a good duck under the tackler move too.

Beth said...

EP, how strong is the NY accent?

El Padrino said...

why beth does it turn you on
do you want me to say "dog" or "water"

it's pretty bad
when i first got to Florida it garnered alot of booty though so i aint mad at it

and at least it's not that re-tah-ted boston accent

jugdish said...

I bounced around some after leaving Chicago...moved to NH and CT, stationed in MS before ending up in TX.

Beth said...

Actually it's the opposite EP. NY accents annoy the hell out of me. :-) I'd rather hear a Boston accent any day.

whocares said...

EP, do you pronounce it "wutuh".

whocares said...

As opposed to down here where it's pronounced "waw-ter".

blue said...

phonetics are great

El Padrino said...

beth your a liar

wc, i cant spelt it but it's more like war-ter

makes no sense i know but it seems like i pronounce war then ter

blue said...

yes, and tomato is pronounced "mater"

blue said...

but do you add the r to the word "wash" and make it "warsh"

blue said...

MSDNESS

blue said...

that was the russian version of madness..with less vowels

Big Brother's Brother said...

Rod wasnt giving up for nuttin. Scared Japanese kid's face was priceless.

JFreak said...

warsh is more of a midwest thing, I think.

Big Brother's Brother said...

EP, whats your office phone, im calling u to get a listen..

tem said...

that videeo was great.

El Padrino said...

ny jews = jackie mason
irish nyers = dennis leary
italian = deniro, turturro

tem said...

its ta maters.


who says just 'maters?

blue said...

we need a donut shop in my town. i'd even settle for dunkin donuts or krispy kreme, but going to the supermarket is beginning to suck

tem said...

Prison Poker

blue said...

mater soup...and tater soup..

i've heard this too many times from my inlaws

El Padrino said...

i've spoken with the rev before
dont know if he thought my accent was bad but you can ask him

people tend to notice it alot more down south (nc, fl, etc) then around here (jerz, pa, etc)

tem said...

no donut shop in denver??

whocares said...

My boss is from Baltimore and always says "warsh". Drives me fucking nuts.


It sounds really country when you say "warsh".

El Padrino said...

it's tomata

tem said...

tater is OK.

mater needs the "ta" at the beginning. otherwise it is just gibbersih.

El Padrino said...

potata

whocares said...

Wait, EP and Rev have talked on the phone?



Is that the first human (non-blog) contact on record at LOV?

tem said...

i don't even say warsh.

or crick.


i don't really have any sort of accent.

tem said...

yeah as long as you don't count weazy and corbin.

tem said...

they probably had contact Pre-LOV.

probably contact carnal in nature.

whocares said...

I dont have much of an accent either. Occasionally I say something and think to myself that it sounded really redneck-ish. But generally I dont have much of a southern accent.

El Padrino said...

wiki's entry on ny accents

whocares said...

*Relatively speaking. If I talked to EP, he might think I sounded kind of southern, but for around here it's not bad.

tem said...

i can't say worm.


it sounds like warm when i say it.


also, milk is pronounced melk.


that's about it.

El Padrino said...

yeah it was when rev first took the finance job, he wanted some advice...it was from Los's basement so he was there
mostly just shot the shit about the Eagles and Giants

tem said...

did you tell him to build up a reputation then rip the place off for billions?

El Padrino said...

true WC

El Padrino said...

i said dont be concerned about the red stapler and watch out for Lumberg, he's an asshole

blue said...

I like that Rev had to call from Los's basement

whocares said...

People growing up always made fun of the way I said "home".


It always comes out "hawm".

blue said...

"no donut shop in denver?? "

no i meant in my little suburb of denver...it was ranked #26 for best places to live this year, i guess.

If they had a donut shop maybe they'd be in the top 10

whocares said...

Wow. That is a pretty in-depth and confusing wiki entry with all the linguistics and shit.

Can someone translate that into the King James version please?


In wiki's name we pray.

tem said...

my suburb was ranked something in the top 40 i think.

tem said...

i like to think my presence moved it up the rankings a bit.

blue said...

*#26 in Money Magazine's list for the nation...not #26 in the denver area

tem said...

there is no translation yet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wahter

blue said...

suburbs are great

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

woah. that was tardy. sorry.

blue said...

tawdy

tem said...

bah my town was 46.

tem said...

fucking hell hole.

blue said...

i don't think i have an accent, other than I say stuff like "all hat and no cattle" and "pardner" and "dude"

blue said...

if you've never heard a 45 year old woman say "Duuude?", then you are missing out


(s)

tem said...

Half of the United States population is located within 500 miles of "Temtown."

El Padrino said...

colorado is up and coming
they have a lot of towns on that list

i cant find any faults
except for the glaring shortage of donuuts of course

tem said...

uh oh, HUNGRY time.

blue said...

the only problem besides the lack of donuts is the lack of water.

what they call "lakes" here make me laugh, and they are few and far between.

If I can throw a rock all the way to the other side, it's not a lake.

El Padrino said...

true, no beach
fuck that colorado sucks

blue said...

I decided that I can't complain about a meeting that lasts until 4:30 because I left yesterday at 1:30

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just had a strange revelation whilst sitting on the terlet.

I've lived in WI my entire life, and have had 2 friends named Sully. I found it odd.

blue said...

and the beach isn't even anywhere close, it's like a 2 days drive to the closest ocean/gulf

blue said...

where the sully names nicknames for guys whose last names were sullivan? then not so odd

but if they were first named sullivan, or just sully, then that is odd

blue said...

any good dreams today Meiz?

El Padrino said...

i need a beach within at least 1-2 hr drive

blue said...

I finally caught up on a couple of the Flight of Conchord episodes last night...one was very funny, one, not so much.

funny one=brit's new girlfriend and the dates that included Jermaine

not funny one=the one with Sally, and Jermaine moving out

blue said...

I still have one more episode to be all caught up

El Padrino said...

pocahontas looking fine again
she wouldnt know what to do with this right hurrrr

El Padrino said...

operation cell phone pic is in effect

whocares said...

The Money Magazine list looked like it was only small towns.

What if I dont like small towns?

El Padrino said...

it was WC
all towns with a low pop...

El Padrino said...

doc didnt like what he saw
blood pressure high, slight Toxemia, calling us tonight with plan of action

could be happening tonight/early tw am

*makes sign of cross

El Padrino said...

baby is 6 and half pounds, perfect birthing weight

*must be a girl, most male babies are bigger

*dammit, but a nice dammit

isiah thomas said...

good luck with that EP

Big Brother's Brother said...

i fully expect to see a baby nip pic on either this friday or the next.

isiah thomas said...

prob should wish Mrs. EP the good luck.

isiah thomas said...

Looking at the Sagarin SOS, UM - 12, ND - 18.

Big Brother's Brother said...

yeah good luck raising one to NOT be a whore.

Big Brother's Brother said...

*blessed be, EP

El Padrino said...

thanks, i think

isiah thomas said...

EP are you going to vid-ye-o tape the birf?

with the cam all up in the coochie?

isiah thomas said...

pray its not a petite boy like the kid from Who's the Boss.

blue said...

i don't think they'll let you load that onto youtube

blue said...

or bud bundy

isiah thomas said...

I'd take bud bundy over the gay kid from WTB

whocares said...

They showed us a video of a chick giving birth in health class my sophomore year in hike school.



I've never looked at a vajayjay the same...

Beth said...

EP with a daughter, that's poetic justice. :-)

I'm giving it 3 minutes after the birth til she has EP wrapped around her little finger.

Big Brother's Brother said...

baby halter top is in the mail.

Beth said...

BBB, something tells me due to state laws you're not allowed to live too close to schools or daycares.

Big Brother's Brother said...

actually im sure beth can send some of her stuff... being that she's had 3 kids already.

El Padrino said...

i want to video tape it but wifey says no, understandably so

El Padrino said...

bbb is making me laugh but nervously

El Padrino said...

dub c, woman make you watch any of those baby story shows?

they are not cool.

Beth said...

Only 3 kids?? Hell, I had that many by the time I was 18, but then I had to get a bigger trailer.

isiah thomas said...

maybe TP or someone with chitlins can answer this, as after the health of mother and child its the most important question:

is the vaheena the same after birf? No one wants a perfectly good vaj to turn in to a meat curtain.

blue said...

there will be no vidyeo for our birf either. Who the hell do you show that to?

isiah thomas said...

think of the episode of CYE where Larry didn't want to roll up the sleeve on his jacket because it stretched out the elastic cuff....

no one wants a wizards sleeve...

blue said...

EP, did you guys take pre-natal classes...

somebody axed me if we were going to today, and i told them i wasn't wasting my money

isiah thomas said...

you could do a Madden impression with the replay :

"watch the placenta come out....BOOM *hit rewind on the coaches clicker*...BOOM"

blue said...

the shock and horror from the old ladies when I said that was priceless

El Padrino said...

no blue, those classes dont do shit

isiah thomas said...

you should have told them you know everything you need to from reading the Bible (aka from Wiki)

El Padrino said...

my wife knows how to breath, otherwise she'd be dead

i love how people try to teach things that are humanely instinctive

whocares said...

It seems like the video would be great to break the ice at a dinner party.

El Padrino said...

xmas mornin entertainment?

El Padrino said...

good point zeke

i;e wizards sleeve

El Padrino said...

research shows everything goes back to normal after like 3-6 months

but i cannot confirm this

El Padrino said...

it's like those sex doctors who try and teach women how to climax

women know damn well how to climax, they just dont want to for whatever reason

silly but true

Big Brother's Brother said...

oh bethany, what are "laws" anyway?

isiah thomas said...

so of the probably 10 questionable plays they showed, only like 4 or 5 are by Donaghy...so then the other refs had to be in on it to make this theory work.

And going back to my statement yesterday...outside of the phantom manu call, every one of them was a "foul" whether they should or should not have been called is what is the question. That's why it would be tough to evaluate a game and see decide that it was being fixed.

the egregious manu call aside

10 questionable calls

say 5 by Donaghy

5 by 2 others....Donaghy would have twice as many as the other refs (2.5 each)

blue did you see all of those articles and links yesterday, re: the spread moving on games he ref'd, the amount of times teams covered the o/u, etc on games he ref'd....

so maybe he's not pulling a frank dreben but the pattern is pretty clear...

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