Thursday, July 05, 2007

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Linktacular.. Horrifying Story

The end of yesterday's hot dog eating contest

and part one

Lohan looking wreckable

sfw

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blue said...

1

iam indifferent said...

B

Beth said...

tres

blue said...

*(fireworks exploding in lap)

Beth said...

Just as long as you don't refer to me as spam Blue...

tem said...

i am getting hungry.

what day is today?

jugdish said...

You can be his corned beef hash.

blue said...

today is mondayish, but tomorrow is fridayish

blue said...

spam is salty

jugdish said...

Check out the half horse half zebra on yahoo.com main page.

El Padrino said...

sweet

blue said...

this is why yahoo is better than google

jugdish said...

You'd never see a zorse on Google's main page.

blue said...

or a horbra

El Padrino said...

that poor little girl
jesus christ

tem said...

zorse was cool.

tem said...

time for food.

HUNGRY

iam indifferent said...

she liked the feel of that drain sucking on her undersides.

play with the bull, u get the horns.

iam indifferent said...

zorse will be worked into many a sentence today.

El Padrino said...

tem do you eat breakfast?

iam indifferent said...

i feel slightly zorsed, but i think it will pass.

dont zorse me.

El Padrino said...

Zorse

iam indifferent said...

what the zorse ep, mutumoboing that ish.

blue said...

how do you get zebrula from zebra/horse?

iam indifferent said...

zorsing a!

El Padrino said...

due to the size of mu gentila i've been scientifically named a manbull

El Padrino said...

*my

iam indifferent said...

could u disembowel someone?

jugdish said...

The zorse is pretty much my favorite.

jugdish said...

animal

jugdish said...

My zorses tell me that that girl has to be fed through a tube for the rest of her life. That poor kid...there goes her competitve eating career.

jugdish said...

I wonder how much zorse Chestnut could eat in 12 minutes.

jugdish said...

A zorse Z!

ToddPacker said...

jug is on fire today

ToddPacker said...

"play with the bull, u get the horns"



hahhaaahhaaaa

El Padrino said...

i can

blue said...

colostemy bags are all the rage now though...so she'll be the cool kid in school

iam indifferent said...

one way ticket please..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yikes. Full portable bar yesterday at the park

ToddPacker said...

how was hammer time?

blue said...

port-a-potty what?

Beth said...

"play with the bull, u get the horns"

I think it was comments like this that TJW was referring to when he referenced LOV's high moral standards.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hammer time was all it was cracked up to be. I played Beirut for the first time in months. I'm still as dominant as ever.

iam indifferent said...

my new pic is appropriate then. i feel ultimate satisfaction.

El Padrino said...

portable bar = solid

iam indifferent said...

'I'm still as dominant as ever.'


way to keep the pimp hand strong.

Spaceman Spiff said...

delicious week-middle

El Padrino said...

In nearby Vienna, Virginia, nine people were hurt -- one who was airlifted to a hospital -- when fireworks went "haywire" and launched into a crowd of about 2,000


yes!

isiah thomas said...

fireworks malfunctions = A+

El Padrino said...

zeke you alive?

isiah thomas said...

I feel like a mcnugget under a heat lamp.

isiah thomas said...

it was a 104 at 8:30 this am.

luckily it cools down to only a hundo at 10PM.

iam indifferent said...

some lady around here got her face blown off this weekend.

if u hear the sizzle, run.

isiah thomas said...

did it get an "uuuuuuuuuu" or "ahhhhhhh" from the crowd?

Spaceman Spiff said...

cuban sandwich cured my hangover

blue said...

cuban sounds good

El Padrino said...

damn 104 at 830 am is serious
luckily it's not humind

Spaceman Spiff said...

how much does it cost to run A/C all day at home

blue said...

a/c keeps your house at a nice cool 90 degrees

jugdish said...

These jackasses who are filling in for Rome have been talking about the hot dog eating contest for the last 25 minutes.

Did Kobayashi really eat his own vomit?

isiah thomas said...

I keep my a/c around 85ish when I'm at work, when I get home my apt will be in the mid to high 70's.

my a/c bill during the summer approaches 150$.

iam indifferent said...

zeke, im guessing lots of (lean-to-side-with-hand-over-mouth) "ooohhh snap!"

isiah thomas said...

I saw it was 74 at the hot dog deal yesterday, I'm wondering if 74 would feel cold right now.

El Padrino said...

they call that dry heat

no breezes but no humidty
sounds like it sucks to me

and $150 aint bad, that's about mine, i guess i should be more tolerant

El Padrino said...

yeah yesterday was a fucked up BJ

77 high and rain
but very humid and sticky
felt like high 80's

iam indifferent said...


'eer watch dis!


great last user comment too

El Padrino said...

yeah the comment was great

jfreak said...

Hey, where's my post?

blue said...

rednecks last words

El Padrino said...

i like the sound of a waterbug being stepped on

Spaceman Spiff said...

you didnt post

blue said...

freak's post sucked, so it was removed

jugdish said...

Yeah...don't bring that zorse shit again freak.

blue said...

great place to meet older women

iam indifferent said...

freak, meet X to the Z.

isiah thomas said...

zorse is funny.

zorse used properly in context is funnier.

isiah thomas said...

and when zorse is spelt correctly it's even better.

El Padrino said...

zorse for lunch?

jugdish said...

A zorse is a zorse of course of course...

isiah thomas said...

jazzy get off your high zorse, there wasn't a new post up so FH and EP stepped up and put one together.

Corbin said...

Hill to Suns official. Over under on games played...30?

"Grant Hill has reportedly decided to leave the Magic and will sign with the Suns for the $1.2 million veteran's exception.

Hill is said to have talked to the Heat and Pistons, but felt that the Suns were a better fit. Their up-tempo style suits him well and he should get significant minutes."

iam indifferent said...

zeke, i think that would be high zorse.

blue said...

ahhhhh zorseshit

get that zorseshit about grant hill outta here

jfreak said...

Just coulda sworn I posted something.

blogger sucks.

jugdish said...

Did you see Joey Chestnut yesterday? That dude eats like a fuckin zorse!

jugdish said...

Way to put that cart before the zorse freak!

iam indifferent said...

The left side of G Hill's body just went on the DL. He's out til the All Star break.

blue said...

it was there, i saw it

iam indifferent said...

if freak was 21 we could accuse him of being drunk.

jfreak said...

Why would Hill get anymore playing time than Jalen Rose did this year?

jugdish said...

He got carpel tunnel signing his new contract.

isiah thomas said...

fuck your post jazzy and the zorse it rode in on.

isiah thomas said...

there's talk that he could start....

D'antoni will cripple G Hill this year.

blue said...

maybe the heat really helps old people heal, that's why Ghill loves it in PHX

blue said...

start? start what?

jugdish said...

Freak, you know you didn't post. Quit zorsing around.

isiah thomas said...

the suns proved last season that the best zorse doesn't always win the race, GHill will help them.

Spaceman Spiff said...

breaking news, grant hill is dead

blue said...

D'Antoni reminds Grant of kryzewski, and said that the team in PHX really feels like his old Dook days, even the gay little white pointguard

Corbin said...

ELP, your team going to do anything this week?

jugdish said...

I don't mean to beat a dead zorse, but I heard Grant Hill signed with the Suns.

blue said...

barbaro would be proud of all the zorse talk...keep on hoofin buddy

isiah thomas said...

breaking news, grant hill is dead


ahahaahahahahahaahah

blue said...

100!!!

blue said...

damn, that zorse was slow out of the gate

El Padrino said...

if grant hill dunks we should all rejoice

jfreak said...

grant hill can't jump, quit zorsing me around.

blue said...

they signed Grant Hill because he can "shoot a layup, a freethrow, and a college 3 pointer"

isiah thomas said...

I'm going to Arby's for lunch, gonna grab a 5 for 5.99$ and load up on zorsey sauce

isiah thomas said...

I've got bud mud that could choke a zorse.

tem said...

yes, i eat breakfast. a bowl of cheerios today.

blue said...

that grant hill report was straight from the zorse's mouth

jugdish said...

Zorse

blue said...

a guy here just had ACL reconstructive surgery...he's telling me that he'll be doing "athletic activities" by October...I asked if he meant October 2008

blue said...

that ended quickly

iam indifferent said...

blue, he meant competitive eating.

blue said...

ahh, good point...he does play in a "darts" league, so maybe he meant that too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think he meant zorse jockey

iam indifferent said...

he might be a zorse breeder though.

El Padrino said...

i beat my cousin in zorse yesterday.

tem said...

zorse talk is entertaining.

isiah thomas said...

I just read the "horrifying story" link from the post....

someone should have warned that small girl that zorsing around a pool is not wise. zorseplay can lead to things like having your small intestine pulled out of your anoos.

zorseplay and pools don't mix.

ToddPacker said...

zorse talk reminds me of vuk talk....

isiah thomas said...

it sure vuking does

RIP Vuke

isiah thomas said...

the smell of zorse shit makes me want to throw the vuk up.

iam indifferent said...

vuk you TP, this is zorse's moment.

Spaceman Spiff said...

is there a place in tijuana where girls diddle zorses?

isiah thomas said...

Chance and Real from I Love NY were zorsemen.

(ns)

ToddPacker said...

wild zorses couldn't keep that kid away from the pool drain

isiah thomas said...

I'm looking to buy a new car, I want one with a lot of zorsepower.

Spaceman Spiff said...

you can lead a zorse to water and you CAN make it drink

isiah thomas said...

EP did you get a charleyzorse playing zorse yesterday?

iam indifferent said...

zeke's coming like Agassi to the net, full force swingin..

ToddPacker said...

the colts are replacing their logo with a zorseshoe... are zorseshoes good luck?

isiah thomas said...

hey lets not beat a dead zorse with all this zorse talk.

Spaceman Spiff said...

so hungry i could eat a zorse

blue said...

if zeke doesn't slow down, he's going to wake up with a zorsehead in his bed

blue said...

"so hungry i could eat a zorse "

agreed, lunchtime

isiah thomas said...

I'm glad the NFL outlawed the zorsecollar tackle.

ToddPacker said...

didn't tjw say he was hung like a zorse

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have nothing to say.

isiah thomas said...

maybe at lunch you could eat a steak with some zorseradish sauce

ToddPacker said...

i wonder if rob & big are going to get a mini-zorse

isiah thomas said...

if fmzeke acts up this weekend Ima zorsewhip-a-bitch.

ToddPacker said...

damn... i keep forgetting to sign up for that league

isiah thomas said...

I refuse to watch that movie Zorsewhisperer.

I bet tem has never seen it either.

isiah thomas said...

Randy Johnson is going on the DL again....he used to be such a workzorse.

jfreak said...

Sent you another invite tp.

should be at the top of your inbox.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hate zorsefaced bitches

El Padrino said...

tony soprao should have gotten a zorse instead

ToddPacker said...

do dead zorses get sent to the zlue factory

El Padrino said...

on jackass 2 pontius drank zorse semen

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone enjoy a nice game of zorseshoes

ToddPacker said...

"Sent you another invite tp.

should be at the top of your inbox"


ok thanks.... i can't sign up until i get home... espn fantasy is blocked

El Padrino said...

and that's why your forget

Spaceman Spiff said...

i thought knoxville artificially inseminated a zorse, but it was probly a cow

jfreak said...

I saw Transformers yesterday.

It's awesome.

Go see it.

Corbin said...

"Anybody else want to join the ESPN keeper league?"

I just hit you up freak

ToddPacker said...

"and that's why your forget"


yes it is.... but i didn't forget spiff's links from tues

isiah thomas said...

I'll try not to look a gift zorse in the mouth and mention the no-hitter.

Spaceman Spiff said...

jfreaks favorite fball team is the kid zorses

jfreak said...

I see no e-mails.

jugdish said...

I just changed my name in fantasy football to Zorse Force.

isiah thomas said...

how anyone would fall for the Trojan Zorse bit is beyond me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

3 ninjas consisted of rocky, kid zorse, and tumtum

Spaceman Spiff said...

i bet kod has friend named chief strong zorse

El Padrino said...

robins mammaries are bountiful

El Padrino said...

cheif strongbow rocks a zorse

Corbin said...

Must be hitting the bulk mail box...i'll hit you with an email from our baseball league

Corbin said...

You're SMS right freak?

jugdish said...

Has anyone ever seen The Legend of Sleepy Hollow...the story of the headless zorseman?

iam indifferent said...

u guys keep zorsing around, im hittin some grub.

jugdish said...

FUCK!!!

I just got a charley zorse!

Beth said...

You guys do realize the article that started all this zorse talk was really about a hebra and not a zorse, right?

(Zorses have a zebra dad and horse mom while its the opposite for hebras.)

Of course that doesn't change the fact that many of the zorse comments were hilarious. :-)

El Padrino said...

a hebra is a jew

jugdish said...

Zorse os more fun to say...don't confuse us with the facts.

Beth said...

Sorry jug, I won't do that again. Facts get in the way of D minus for sure.

ToddPacker said...

hebras are good with money

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hebras are cheap bastards.

Beth said...

I bet EP buys his NY bagels from a hebra.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers.

blue said...

straight from the hebra's mouth doesn't have the same ring to it

blue said...

i burnt the roof of my mouth on pizza for lunch...i hate that

Spaceman Spiff said...

nap was nice, why you being a debbie downer beth

blue said...

what happens when a zorse and a hebra mate?

blue said...

it's like the liger/tigon mystery

whocares said...

Hebra's dont fuckin roll on Shabass.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nothing because they are infertile

Spaceman Spiff said...

different species breeding = sterile kid

whocares said...

So if Kod gets it on with an Injun, then his kid will be sterile?


Just making sure I have my facts skrait.

whocares said...

I'm unhappy I missed all the zorse talk.

whocares said...

I blame my two hour lunch.

blue said...

how was the 5 day weekend wc?

Beth said...

"So if Kod gets it on with an Injun, then his kid will be sterile?"

I think the fact that they're both guys will prevent that question from ever being reached.

El Padrino said...

damn two hour lunch

blue said...

hahahahahahahaha

kod no like squaw

tem said...

i have seen the zorsewhisperer.

blue said...

i'm sorry for you on that tem

whocares said...

5 day weekend was not bad. I highly recommend it if you can get your hands on one.

It even makes for an almost bearable two day work week.

whocares said...

"I think the fact that they're both guys will prevent that question from ever being reached."



Excellent point.

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