Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Get to it

Well, I've been out of commission for a few days now and haven't even looked at the comments. I guess I'm that lazy. I'll do it later. On the flip side I got up early just so I could write this post. I have CPE today so I won't be in much, if at all. Tem's got to learn about Real Estate Loan Docs. Fun fun, it's about time I learnt about that.

Random Side Note: Gary Coleman loves Cash Call, because nobody else would lend him money. I just learned this from a commercial and now you know. If you all tell some friends then Cash Call's wildest dreams of success for that commercial would have been met.

Anyway, brief review of my trip: My flight took me to Texas first, Houston to be exact. That was my first time in Texas. It was nice. It looked like any other place though. At least from the airport. In New Orleans I was able to hit Bourbon street, get that hurricane at Patty O's and hit that Cafe Du Monde place. It was a successful little vacation. I'd talk about the game, but I am still pissed. I now know exactly what its like to be a Buffalo Bills fan. Go to the big game and watch your team not show up. Other highlights of the trip were some great food, lots of walking, the piano bar lady almost singing "Dick in a Box" and hot tub / pool on the roof of the hotel. Fmtem has the pics from the trip with her. I'll try to post some of them later.

Random Side Note: New Orleans people don't particularly understand how far things are away from each other. Apparently everything is 5 or 6 blocks away. That's the answer we got for everything when we asked "how far of a walk is that?" Someone needs to teach them about adding. 7 blocks west plus 2 blocks north does not equal 5 or 6 blocks. I guess they though that the 2 north got subtracted from the 7 west. I'm not sure, but just don't believe them. Shit is far apart.

Now sports news. Holy bajeeeesus was there a lot. Bill Walsh = dead. So that's two celebs (Skip Prosser) keep your eyes peeled for a third within 2 days. Again I'll send anyone who predicts correctly which celeb dies within the next 2 days (call it by end of day thursday) some Graeter's ice cream. Remember it is Oprah's favorite so you know its good. KG to Celtics? I am surprised the SG didn't die from over stimulation. Maybe he did and he was replaced by that "write like the SG" program that Zeke (I think) linked to awhile back. Vick's co-defendant pled guilty, umm that sucks for Mike. Texeria to Braves? Beth will be excited about that. Strahan retiring? I think he just wants his name in the news again. I'm also not sure why dude hasn't fixed his teeth. And Mrs. Quinn is holding out? What a dipshit.

Random Side Note: More thoughts from my trip: Why are Po Boys so expensive? It's too bad that nobody was showing boobs on Bourbon street, I think I needed to be there later. Cab drivers weren't very talkative down there. I hate it when planes just sit on the runway for 30 minutes, especially when I am in them. To the guy who was bitching because my food was done before his: eff you dumbass, I ordered on 8 oz steak and you ordered a 24 oz steak, of course yours took longer to cook.

OK no movie review today, not because I am lazy, but because this post is already long enough. Ah screw it, I'll review Snatch:

I went into this movie with too high of expectations. I thought the movie would be about Snatch. And not in the clinically gross way either, like in the porntastic way. Of course it wasn't. It was about something else. 0 helmet stickers out of 5.

Have at it bee snatches.

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tem said...

OK, I'll go first.

But now learnin' is starting.

Big Brother's Brother said...

daybreak is upon us.

Big Brother's Brother said...

get the blood pumping, get the heart rate up a bit, get the muscles stretched out..

Big Brother's Brother said...

damn, i think i pulled somethin.

Big Brother's Brother said...

now that i'm limber i can properly stretch this infield single into an inside the parker.

Big Brother's Brother said...

running rampant, something needs to be done. no guido in the morning means utter dominance.

Beth said...

Geez, do I have to block again today?

Beth said...

Kind of ironic though, the CIA emblem talking about "utter dominance".

Big Brother's Brother said...

i got 5 on it

Beth said...

I'm impressed.

(s)

Beth said...

I don't know BBB, this just feels...wrong.

Should I really be alone with you like this? ;-)

Big Brother's Brother said...

u should take a screen shot of it.

Beth said...

Nah, I've seen how homemade movies and pics come back to haunt women. Just look at the sex tapes of Paris Hilton, etc.

Ok, maybe not the best example but you get my point.

Beth said...

Oh wait, you probably weren't talking about us being alone. :-)

Big Brother's Brother said...

beth its ok... ep has a kid now and is whipped, u need a new sugar daddy.

Beth said...

Where's Blue this morning?

Beth said...

Hmmmm, maybe Mrs. Blue gave birth too? Wasn't she due kind of soon?

Beth said...

You volunteering to be my suger daddy BBB? Be careful what you wish for - I'm high maintanence and VERY expensive...

Beth said...

And 4 for the hell of it, though I take no real pride in it when it's this slow.

Beth said...

Of course 5 would tie BBB's streak this morning...

Big Brother's Brother said...

silencio

Beth said...

Gotta protect your record I see, I can respect that.

Big Brother's Brother said...

(..busy showing people how to attach files to email..)

Big Brother's Brother said...

sorry Lizzy, gotta keep my pimp hand strong.

Big Brother's Brother said...

and sometimes run up the score

blue said...

I don't want to interrupt what you two have going on this morning...it's sweet

Beth said...

No baby Blue? When's the Mrs. due again?

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think youre right about Blew. were they waiting to find out or did he already know what they were having?

blue said...

It's always awkward when that third person walks in, huh beth?

blue said...

she's not due until December, so I have a lot of waiting to do

we're having a little girl, because I don't have enough estrogen in my house

ToddPacker said...

mets didn't play last night

blue said...

at least that means they didn't lose TP

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue, keep rolling!.. just catch up with the action here...

Beth said...

December? Damn, you do have a bit of waiting. Congrats on the girl though, you're about to be outnumbered.

Big Brother's Brother said...

you shoulda been taking roids, B. u coulda had a mini-Benoit.

Beth said...

"at least that means they didn't lose TP"

Well the Braves got Teixeira so in a way the Mets did kinda lose some yesterday. :-)

Big Brother's Brother said...

damn, december? we need something before then to look forward to..

blue said...

it's the first baby girl for all of my family, so she's gonna be "special"...unless you count my sister.

but my step-mom has never "had" a baby girl, so she's extremely excited.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Beth, when are they shipping the Teh-share-uh FatHead?

ToddPacker said...

"Well the Braves got Teixeira so in a way the Mets did kinda lose some yesterday."



mets got castilla, so.... nevermind

ToddPacker said...

"but my step-mom has never "had" a baby girl, so she's extremely excited."


blue plowed his step-mom... strange

blue said...

yeah, I was at a loss for words in describing that one.

Big Brother's Brother said...

damn tp, and i thought Keith had a creepy aunt..

ToddPacker said...

"no guido in the morning"


this made me laugh

Beth said...

What's the matter BBB, scared of having Keith as your nephew? :-)

Big Brother's Brother said...

i wanna see the new Celts play.

ToddPacker said...

ok tps has been ignored enough today... later

Big Brother's Brother said...

keith is a questionable character.

Big Brother's Brother said...

the rest of boston's roster makes me laugh out loud.

whocares said...

How did tem spend a weekend in NO and not see boobs?



This is almost impossible to accomplish.

blue said...

fmtem should have flashed him for beads just so he could say it happened.

Beth said...

He probably saw fmtem's boobs, but somehow I don't think that's what you meant.

blue said...

"i wanna see the new Celts play"

i'm rooting for someone to stab Paul Pierce again..hopefully KG

or even better, that they play together next year, finish 3rd in the east and lose in the first round to the Bobcats.

blue said...

I-2-I beth...we're on the same page

Big Brother's Brother said...

tem likes back pussy.

Big Brother's Brother said...

blue, if that means that SGs head will explode, count me in for that too.

Big Brother's Brother said...

while the pile is down, i run straight across the top.

tuck that rock and go, son!

Big Brother's Brother said...

forward summersault into the end zone

blue said...

tiger is more NOW than Peyton...obviously the people voting didn't see this

blue said...

300 comes out on DVD today...I will finally get to see it, but probably not for another week or so.

blue said...

Tiger doesn't have dance moves like this

but he does have a hotter wife

Big Brother's Brother said...

3hundo was brilliant

Big Brother's Brother said...

i would love to comment on those youtube links.. but no no.

blue said...

you're blocked on the youtube?

Big Brother's Brother said...

my effin life just ended!!

drew stanton is gonna get his knee scoped and will be out at least a month... and he might just go on IR.

how are the lions gonna win 10 now?

Big Brother's Brother said...

im blocked on everything. youtube, definitely. i think thats one of the most common ones here.

blue said...

youtube blocking should be illegal

blue said...

don't worry BBB, Orlavsky is going to carry that team to the promise land this year.

tem said...

1st breal.

this is fucking boring

tem said...

at least it is all the pop i can drink

tem said...

i saw some boobs, just not on bourbon street. i wasn't there late enough i guess.

tem said...

ok apparently break is over.

time to learn more about closing documents and options and stupid shit.

Judge Michael Sauer said...

You know it folks, it's time for another round of "What the fuck is she doing with him".... and today's contestants:

WTH

Beth said...

Hey judge, isn't it time to change your pic? Paris Hilton's jailtime is so last month...

blue said...

i love when dsteve/lou/jms pops in with a good link

blue said...

and the reason she's with that dude is that she's a scientologist, and this guy is just a cover. Truthfully that baby belongs to Tom Cruise and Zoltar.

blue said...

i'm sorry, not Zoltar...Zoltan..I always get those 2 mixed up.

Beth said...

Blue, your Simpsonized picture is freaking me out, I miss the original Blue pic.

blue said...

I love that ticketmaster sends me a reminder that the concert I have tickets to is this saturday...

Thanks ticketmaster, i'd have forgotten if it wasn't for you.

(s)

Lou said...

This better beth? The simpsons are what's on right now. :)



Congrats EP on rug rat.

blue said...

blue simpson is here all week

Lou said...

"Truthfully that baby belongs to Tom Cruise and Zoltar"


well said

blue said...

because I don't think that Fox did a very good job of advertising for the Simpsons movie. I wouldn't even have known they had a movie come out this week, if some of you folks hadn't gone and seen it.

Beth said...

I don't know if I'd say "better" lou, but at least it's different. Is there any special significance to the dog & fan picture?

Big Brother's Brother said...

"Story Elias"

wtf on that poor kid's name too.
seriously people... time to stop with the names.

Lou said...

"Is there any special significance to the dog & fan picture?"



He's staying "cool". Get it? do ya? hu? hu?


...women

blue said...

norm peterson said it best:

"women...can't live with 'em...pass the beer nuts"

Big Brother's Brother said...

thats funny shit, Lou.

Beth said...

Geez, people around here are easily amused. :-)

(ns)

Big Brother's Brother said...

the day feels much longer when u come in on time/early.

this sucks.

Lou said...

"the day feels much longer when u come in on time/early."


just take a long lunch, 11:00 to 1:00 should do the trick.

Big Brother's Brother said...

entertain us, beth.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i love breals though.

Big Brother's Brother said...

we need to make an animated gif out of beths picture.

somebody with skill needs to get on that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

watch this idiot do what idiots do

dont click it if youtube is blocked for you

blue said...

that was funny...what an idiot

Big Brother's Brother said...

spiff is just taunting now.

Mills said...

Steve definitely does NOT deserve the "d" - that is zeke crying for now reason as usual.

Mills said...

i like hillbillys

Spaceman Spiff said...

cool, my fantasy team got a 1 day head start on weazys

whocares said...

It's probably for the best that my office doesnt allow youtube.


I can get lost for hours on there.

tem said...

i can either chat on here for an hour or go eat.

i'm gonna eat.

tem said...

food might not be there later, so i gotta eat it up now.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i just read todays post.

isiah thomas said...

Peter King guy here is distraught over the Chris Samuels injury because he has Portis on one of his 10 fantasy teams.

I'm 2 more emails about this from dropping a deuce in his office while he's out at lunch.

Mills said...

yeah -- spiff you had a huge day. 11-0 is not good to look at.

isiah thomas said...

that's a dy-no-mite 1-2-3 for the Celts but damn if the rest of the team sucks.

SC had a graphic showing the strarting lineup....Rondo and Perkings with the Big 3....the whole unit doesn't even average 90.

If Perkins is a starter I can't wait to see the back-up. Maybe they can bring back Muresan for the vet minimum.

isiah thomas said...

And they need a better nickname then "the big 3"

Maybe the Big Brittle Knife Surviving Ticket?

BBKST

blue said...

you're forgetting about McInnis

Big Brother's Brother said...

it definitely has a ring to it.

blue said...

SG thinks they'll sign a few more "ring hungry" veterans.

they'll have C-Webb playing the 4. They'll trot Jalen Rose out as the backup PG. they've made a call to see if Kobe is available.

isiah thomas said...

I can see them contending in the East but still getting easily beatdown by the top 3 in the West.

blue said...

and just in case it needed to be said Hakeem/Drexler/Barkley >>>>>> Garnett/Allen/Pierce

isiah thomas said...

Shaq and D Wade will be a bad matchup for the Celts.

Big Brother's Brother said...

the Sleeper constantly pronounces one of our supervisor's names wrong.. "andrews" = andreas. as in 'san andreas'.

and he even sounds out "An-dray-ee-ous" and says that wrong too.


must.. show.. restraint..

isiah thomas said...

I can't wait for 2 seasons from now, after 1 season of missing the playoffs and 1 first round exit....KG walks away and goes to a different team, Ray Allen is in a wheelchair and Paul Pierce is in jail for murder.

SG will be saying how awful the Garnett deal was.

Write the column now Spiffg and put it in the vault.

Big Brother's Brother said...

maybe Doc can do a player/coach thing.

Big Brother's Brother said...

shooters never lose their touch right? get Danny A a uni and some warmup pants.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Ainge is in talks to swap Pierce for Durant.

the Sonics are seriously considering this move.

isiah thomas said...

Gore was injured during a non-contact ball-handling drill,.


He must have cupped the gonads too hard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm sore from too much sexytime this weekend.

It hurts all over. abs, hammys, quads, shoulders, biceps, triceps...everywhere

isiah thomas said...

I'm still pissed Michelle Kwan didn't break her neck.

isiah thomas said...

I'm sore from too much sexytime this weekend.

It hurts all over. abs, hammys, quads, shoulders, biceps, triceps...everywhere

wow if you're this sore, how does he feel?

*rimshot

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I seriously have a visible limp.

isiah thomas said...

It hurts all over. abs, hammys, quads, shoulders, biceps, triceps...everywhere


I'm glad "anoos" is not on this list deke.

Fleischmann's will make it all better.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna go take a hot shower.

isiah thomas said...

I hate myself deke.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fleischmanns has been making me nervous lately.

isiah thomas said...

and all you Viking fans....RIP Chester Taylor

isiah thomas said...

Cindy Crawford bres-a-sis

nsfw

isiah thomas said...

Just read tem's post....

I thought NO was the land of ti-tays and vomit?

no breasticles?

isiah thomas said...

I'm goose steppin all over this bitch today.

isiah thomas said...

I might let the 3rd string QB get some run here in a minute....

It's a belly option on 2...on 2...

Big Brother's Brother said...

i will refrain from teh gay jokes.


but i DO want to know if it is still in tact or did it pop?

isiah thomas said...

I'm starting another run, I'm pulling a kenyan runner in the marathon here....who's holding my cup of water as I go by?

isiah thomas said...

don't make me put my hand behind my head, elbow out and high step this sumbitch all the way down the field

isiah thomas said...

fuck it I'm pulling out the Victory formation and taking a knee.

Big Brother's Brother said...

the Flying V will stop this noise.

Big Brother's Brother said...

offense wins championships

Keith S said...

"keith is a questionable character"

You don't know the half of it.

isiah thomas said...

Only 3 hours and 32 minutes until the trade deadline has passed.

isiah thomas said...

What's YOUR favorite trade deadline....and WHY?

Keith S said...

Kobe wants to be traded to the Dodgers.

Big Brother's Brother said...

the '77 TD will not be topped. i dont even think it's worth a discussion.

Robin Yount went from the Reds to the Brew, George Brett was a minor leaguer traded for a pack of gum, and Nolan Ryan went from Phoenix to Ontario in the first canadian-american deal.

isiah thomas said...

The Dodgers traded Betimit (sp) to the Yankees for Proccccctorrrrrrr.

movvvvvvve it, movvvvvve it

isiah thomas said...

that was good "and WHY?"

Big Brother's Brother said...

this lady just rolled in here talking about what golf score she had this morning.

needless to say, if i get a pile of shit from her today, i am waiting til she leaves then will dump it back on her desk completely untouched.

Big Brother's Brother said...

why = it started NAFTA.

Big Brother's Brother said...

steve, i'd like to hear about half of it. tell us some stories.

i'll start the bonfire..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That was a good titty.

Big Brother's Brother said...

this just in: crosswords from the local newspaper's site are now blocked.


that's too much.

Mills said...

and just in case it needed to be said Hakeem/Drexler/Barkley >>>>>> Garnett/Allen/Pierce
-------------

Disagree with you. In their primes, yes. But those 3 were united at the end of their careers, not in their respective primes.

PP is in his prime. KG is in the tail end and Allen as well.

Those guys were 3+ years past their primes.

Mills said...

Celts win the East, no problem.

Shaq is old and fat. So is the rest of the squad besides D-Wade.

isiah thomas said...

Celts win the East, no problem.

---------

Rajon Rondo + Doc Rivers = problem

isiah thomas said...

I don't think Pierce, Allen and KG have enough eye of the jew to get it done.

Big Brother's Brother said...

KG is a career 2nd tier player.

Big Brother's Brother said...

zeke, dont forget Scalabrine

Keith S said...

"Celts win the East, no problem.

---------

Rajon Rondo + Doc Rivers = problem"

If LeBron can win the east with the cast and coach he has, then KG, Pierce, and Jesus can win the east with Doc and Rondo.

isiah thomas said...

don't sleep on Eric Snow

isiah thomas said...

I think Boston will be a top 3 team in the east no prob but handing them the conference?

LBJ > KG, Allen, and Pierce (individually)

collectively....prob not.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"LBJ vs. KG, Allen, and Pierce"


and which one of the little 3 can stop ball off the dribble?

isiah thomas said...

I hope someone does a doc on Mike Brown soon.

I loved it when he was mic'd up, from his unintellible play calls to coaching wisdom such as "make steve nash a driver" - he can't be topped.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gagne looks like a fat chick on WWL front page

isiah thomas said...

I'm wondering how KG will react now that he's going to a city with media and fans who have real expectations.

He doesn't have that built in security blanket of "failure is ok" anymore.

isiah thomas said...

even with the big 3, their starting 5 averages around 90 PPG....they bet play some d.

isiah thomas said...

Starters
Rondo, Rajon
Allen, Ray
Pierce, Paul
KG
Perkins, Kendrick

Bench
Scalabrine, Brian
Wallace, Brandon
Davis, Glen
Powe, Leon
Pruitt, Gabe

isiah thomas said...

don't stare directly at the bench players names.

ToddPacker said...

the celtic bench kilt the LoV

ToddPacker said...

"gagne looks like a fat chick on WWL front page"


that pic is funny... he does look like a fat chick

Big Brother's Brother said...

Perkins, Kendrick




just incase you missed it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why are the tigers trying to get jack wilson

ToddPacker said...

espn's milestone meter is pretty lame... good thing they included HBP

The Rev said...

What up, bitchcakes?

ToddPacker said...

rev

isiah thomas said...

look what the velveeta dragged in

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

'cause Jack Wilson is worth it if they can get him on the cheap

isiah thomas said...

I always wondered what life would be like if rev was still alive.

ToddPacker said...

no work today?

isiah thomas said...

how was the honeymoon rev?

ToddPacker said...

i always read rev's 'what up, bitchcakes' as 'what up, tastykakes'

The Rev said...

I'm still on the honeymoon. Checking in from an internet terminal on the cruise ship.

We're in Canada.

ToddPacker said...

"how was the honeymoon rev?"

that's right rev is on his honeymoon.... those cruise buffets are taking a beating

isiah thomas said...

eat some Poutine for us and report back, eh?

ToddPacker said...

"We're in Canada"


don't forget to visit tjw at summer camp

isiah thomas said...

have you stashed away 3 life vests just in case?

you know 1 ain't gonna cut it.

The Rev said...

Actually had some poutine today. Washed it down with a Moosehead Dry in a brewpub in St John's, NB. Smoked a Cuban Montecristo cigar too.

I gotta say it was a good day.

The Rev said...

Got 4 vests in the stateroom. One for Mrs Rev, three for me.

ToddPacker said...

rev you gotta be around for aug 15... 1 year anny of the LoV... you will need to be heard from

isiah thomas said...

Anyone seen that vacation movie with John Candy?

That's what I picture rev like on a vacation.

Spaceman Spiff said...

in n out is the shiznit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP had a kid.

The Rev said...

Ate some lobster roll in Maine yesterday too.

The buffets on the ship are alright. Maybe two notches higher than any normal everyday place. I try to pace myself through the day and save myself for dinner in the main dining room at night. That's where they bring the big time food out.

The Rev said...

Vacation movie with John Candy...

which one?

Great Outdoors or Summer Rental?

isiah thomas said...

yeah EP had the first LOV baby

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Brewers are trying to get Gagne

isiah thomas said...

do they make you sit next to strangers or can you sit by yourself?

ToddPacker said...

so does mrs rev got a mini-rev in the oven yet

isiah thomas said...

Summer Rental....that's the one.

I hope you're not on crutches rev.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Summer Rental. That's gotta be it.

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