Monday, July 09, 2007

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!

Goooooooood Morning Viiiiiiietnam!

Quick Hitters:

1) The number of ath-a-leets that have sold out and done Subway commericials is sickening.

2) The NFL Network has been showing some good replay of games recently - check them out.

3) NBA Summerleague debuts are overrated.

4) This is the KO of the year.

5) Weasels are awful.

757 comments:

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blue said...

if whynotus doesn't end up making the playoffs, it's good to know that they all could get second jobs as groundskeepers/guys who roll out the tarp

tem said...

indeed

El Padrino said...

blue's in early

tem said...

slow morning?

ToddPacker said...

tps won't leave me alone.... i thought after friday's beat down, monday would be light, but no

tem said...

that sucks.

tps is a bastard.

El Padrino said...

that rat jew that works in my section called in again

he's such a faggot
cant wait til he's toast

El Padrino said...

i despise people

today is not going to be good

tem said...

i can't be sick this week. my boss is on vacation and one of us needs to be here.

ToddPacker said...

i thought bonds and griffey were doing the HR derby.... they're not listed in the lineup

tem said...

NASCAR good race.

IRL had a fight afterwards.


Good weekend for racing.

tem said...

I don't think they are.

blue said...

that knockout wasn't as good as Johnnie Morton's...dude didn't get carried out on a stretcher or anything.

Mills said...

Ben -

Sorry about that a$$ kicking I laid on you. I tried to pull off the hounds, but it was too late, they smelled blood.

tem said...

KO was OK

blue said...

weazy...what the fuck are you talking about?

blue said...

if you're talking fantasy, you were playing Meiz...i whipped your ass 3 weeks ago 8-4

tem said...

weazy is crazy. doesn't even know who he beat.

blue said...

it's funny though that he couldn't wait to gloat this morning.

Mills said...

oh wait -- I beat Deke.

Sorry.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

on snap nickels, eye'm all up en dis bitch!

and a fantasy comment at 9am means he was waitin all wknd for that..

iamunstoppabizzle said...

dear boston,

try harder.

u-noe-it,
detroit.

ToddPacker said...

"waitin all wknd for that.."




aaahahahhahaaaaaa..... it's funny because it's true

blue said...

This sophie monk picture is brought to you buy the color blue

blue said...

sfw

blue said...

fairly

blue said...

Pie-napple on a burger is pretty good

El Padrino said...

weazy likes the Annika's of the world

the one the mayor of beverly hills was trying to slam

El Padrino said...

i think federer is fruity

bites the pole i say

iamunstoppabizzle said...

negro pleeze!

iamunstoppabizzle said...

bev hills, haha

blue said...

fine

El Padrino said...

rip nugga

El Padrino said...

sony is grasping for straws
lowering the ps3 by a hunnit

they are not used to being outsold

El Padrino said...

Enter Sandman?

El Padrino said...

of the live earth concert i peeped

foo fighters best of you was phenominal

kanye west was good
nice to hear sabotage live

i missed out on people that i like, everytime i turned it on some one i didnt like was playing

phil collins looks old

El Padrino said...

that's a 19 minute, spaced out Z

blue said...

it's obvious Lars isn't a terrorist

tem said...

****

ToddPacker said...

live earth london > live earth ny/nj

blue said...

damn, one star away from being 5-stars

ToddPacker said...

anyone see snoop in germany.... the censors were working overtime

iamunstoppabizzle said...

i hope yall negros saw curtis granderson's snatch (i fear kod or weazy will ax for a link now..)

blue said...

link please

ToddPacker said...

ep did you watch the 17 inning game saturday.... helluva catch by beltran to save the game

iamunstoppabizzle said...

4 stars is good enough for the dubya.. they get to come back next week!

El Padrino said...

iam i peeped it
nice grab and tp i watched the whole thing

that beltran catch was every bit as good as any catch i have ever seen

El Padrino said...

yeah london had a better roll i think





bon jovi rocked though

(s)

ToddPacker said...

"that beltran catch was every bit as good as any catch i have ever seen"


i had the astros feed on the packaage and even those guys said it was the best catch on the hill in CF they had ever seen

tem said...

go DESTROYERS.

blue said...

without links, neither of these catches existed

tem said...

i had some energy this morning, but oddly it is all gone.

tem said...

they don't exist. SC did a top 10 plays of the 1st half and neither made it (of course they allegedly happened after SC ran their thing).

El Padrino said...

blue watch sportscenter once in awhile

El Padrino said...

it's on ESPN

they ran both of those catches on a continuous loop like the SPEED bus

tem said...

oh and Buehrle apparently didn't want to be a Cardinal too bad.

tem said...

if Sandra Bullock was on SC I'd watch more often.

El Padrino said...

Beltran catching the ball on the Hill in Houston, note: this catch saved the game

iamunstoppabizzle said...

"best catch on the hill"

the hill is so worthless. wtf.

tem said...

I think Sandra Bullock would be into some freaky shit.

That was a good snatch. Apparently it did happen.

El Padrino said...

" don't know why they try to be too creative in these ballparks and build something silly like that."

agreed, what a silly park

ToddPacker said...

the hill is dumb

El Padrino said...

ima sandra bullock fan

no lie

blue said...

my friend made a catch like that in his backyard during wiffleball. He had to avoid a tree though too...i don't see beltran avoiding any trees

tem said...

beltran avoided invisible trees.

blue said...

that's what the Mets should put in their outfield, random trees.

tem said...

ball stuck in tree = ground rule double.

whocares said...

One of the fields we played on in hike skool had a tree in center field. It was very strange.

ToddPacker said...

did the old tigers stadium have a flag pole in cf

El Padrino said...

reminds me of the goalpost situation in the old days

highlights of people ramming their heads into those are priceless

whocares said...

The dimensions of the field were kind of like the Polo Grounds, so the tree didnt come into play very often...

tem said...

our baseball field for little league had the light posts on the inside of the fence.

people always hit the ball off the post and kids constantly ran into the fence.

a few years later they just moved the fence in, so that the light posts were on the outside. in WV things like that take awhile to figure out.

tem said...

***kids constantly ran into the light post.

El Padrino said...

505 to dead center

ha

blue said...

we played on a field in hikeschool that didn't have a fence, but did have a large hill out in centerfield. The only place you got an "automatic" homerun was if you hit it onto the hill. it was the weirdest place we played

El Padrino said...

i have no weird fields to report
all were pretty normal

El Padrino said...

except stickball in the schoolyard

home runs had to clear the street, otherwise they were triples

tem said...

we had the street rule for the neighborhood "field."

El Padrino said...

I would post this on LOB but erasing that pic is not ideal

tem said...

LOV needs CPR.

tem said...

CLEAR

El Padrino said...

tps is barking

El Padrino said...

it's funny cuz usually the summer = less tps

tem said...

muzzle it.

tem said...

i have random bruises all over me.

i think i got in a fight.

blue said...

how was the stripper-free bachelor party?

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

RIP LoV...RIP

iamunstoppabizzle said...

bitch pleeze.

"We'll pull up at the docks and got a guy waiting for us, open our door up and we walk down a lit-up dock and onto the yacht, where we have dinner set up on the boat and we just cruise out on the water. Sit down and have some dinner, some shrimps and steaks, keep it nice and breezy. Pop some bottles, some Moet Rose. The red Moet, we ain't popping no Kristal, it tastes like urination. We ain't popping no Kris, that's $500 a bottle. It ain't that serious. It ain't going to get you drunk. Make sure you put that in there. We ain't doing a $500 bottle, we're doing a $99 wine and dine."

blue said...

i'm not into asian chicks, but there are 2 younger asian girls here that I would absolutely destroy...if I were single

El Padrino said...

sure they are not asian hybrids
like those new spanish asians?

blue said...

i'm not sure about hybrids...i think these girls run on strictly gas.

blue said...

spanish-asians=Spasians? or Asiards?

El Padrino said...

Latinsions

Corbin said...

How about Freak trying to blackball me from joining the keeper league. I've sent him three requests, and they all "magically" never were received...perhaps they went to Bruce's email...

Here you go freak, hit me up with the invite at "corbinblah@yahoo.com"

Corbin said...

ELP, tough matchup last week...good thing you have the ASB to get your ducks back in a row...

blue said...

that's weird...maybe we are full

iamunstoppabizzle said...

so whens the got'amn 360 price coming down.

you know you want to...

Corbin said...

Not a chance blue...have sent directly after he sends the "anyone want to join the league"

Then multiple guys get the "i sent it to you again" reply...

iamunstoppabizzle said...

you underestimate my level of sneakiness

madness?

Corbin said...

Though I would completely understand if you guys didn't invite me because you wanted a chance at first...

It's understandable...playing for second isn't very much fun (so i've been told)

Corbin said...

Good to see "Chony Choni Chone" has made it's way back...

blue said...

"so whens the got'amn 360 price coming down"

rumor is that it will come down right before the holiday season to try and jumpstart sales.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

i need that price drop when H3 comes out. i think thats sept.

come on bill, u already have like 800 kajillion yen.. it wont hurt..

iamunstoppabizzle said...

and we all just witnessed a very futile attempt at reverse psychology.

isiah thomas said...

re: KO of the year

I meant strictly boxing. Dood who got Red'd was the champ - undefeated and never knocked down in his career.

He had fought the challenger's brother a year or so ago and destroyed the kid. He was barking about destroying this guy also.

But he got knocked the fuck out.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

chuck barkley butt push..

left shoulder turn to get you on my hip..

strong and hard to the right..

oh snizzap, back to the left and up for the..

double snap! pump fake...

easy doose.

isiah thomas said...

not sure if this was mentioned earlier but Bonds and Griffey Jr are not in the HR Derby tonight....

Alex Rios is though!

iamunstoppabizzle said...

karl malo' just pulled the chair. shit.

now im out 3 weeks with a leg.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

bonds is a bitch. this is why no one likes him.

rub some GHB on it and get in there, son.

blue said...

I like Bonds

blue said...

and Griffey

iamunstoppabizzle said...

or heroin to the eye

iamunstoppabizzle said...

giving your bat PCP (unknowingly) can help.

so ive heard.

blue said...

they should let them use aluminum bats for the HR derby, and see what happens

Spaceman Spiff said...

can barely see the left hook in slo mo, quick shit

isiah thomas said...

what about ESPN not being allowed to air Baseball Tonight from the stadium - because they leaked the All-Star rosters before TBS did?

HA!

As long as Berman's jiggly neck meat isn't banned I'm ok with it.

back-back-back-back-back-back- GONE! (just have that heart attack already Berman)

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wonder if vlad can hit pitches thrown right down the middle, too used to swinging at everything

isiah thomas said...

After the 40th "back-back-back-back" call from Berman I'm ready to kill a bitch.

And when he breaks out his spanish HR call then I'm getting my bibles ready to place next to the bodies.

isiah thomas said...

the post fight interview was great also.....dood swore he didn't get knocked out, he was adamant about that....he was still out.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, the blood is on berman's hands

El Padrino said...

get your bibles ready

that's a good line

El Padrino said...

corb you had ridiculous #'s

like 13 hr's
and 7 wins, 67 k's

i got beat

tem said...

stripper free party was a let down.

free beer though, so that was nice.

isiah thomas said...

I hope they have Prince Fielder mic'd up....he'll be sucking air just from the walk from the sidelines to the plate.

isiah thomas said...

You know how they have bitches ready to hand guys a towel and a gatorade after their turn?

The bitch for Fielder will have a double burger and shake ready for him.

tem said...

i could go for a shake right now.

blue said...

chick-fil-a has good shakes

tem said...

Mavs fan rejoice. Devean George is staying with the Mavs.

tem said...

I have never had a chic fil a shake.

I was unaware that they had shakes.

blue said...

yep, they do, and it doesn't even have chicken in it

Spaceman Spiff said...

too bad giambi isnt in the derby this year, would have to hand him 30 towels

iamunstoppabizzle said...

i want some chic-fil-a now. bastards.

Corbin said...

Re: "i got beat"

I respect that you're owning it EP...

and it was nice seeing D. Wright take his "why wouldn't you trade for me" aggression on ya

El Padrino said...

giambi at the gym is like a water main break

El Padrino said...

beltran was like 3 - 28 but he made sure two of those were dingers

tem said...

i saw Transformers this weekend.

just in case anyone cared about what movie I watched this weekend.

Corbin said...

Bartlett and his 5 runs scored in the double header were nice to see...

isiah thomas said...

tem - how many prince chills for Transformers? (out of 5)

iamunstoppabizzle said...

good review tem.

tem said...

umm 1 chill?

the chick in it was nice to look at.

tem said...

the movie was OK enough.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

how many dork boners (on a scale of 17.8 perisian kittens)?

tem said...

the main kid/dude was pretty funny at times.

tem said...

Pi^(e/2) persian kittens worth of dork boners.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

post 400?

pandemonium!

tem said...

iam has the wrong blog today.

400 is a distant dream today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

special effects were great, megan fox is hot

iamunstoppabizzle said...

its sold then, i will use my free movie pass on T-Fo'.

El Padrino said...

lunch

WC style length

blue said...

i didn't expect Tem to see this movie until 2012

iamunstoppabizzle said...

gotta dream the dream, tem. shoot for the stars and all that bullshit we heard before puberty.

tem said...

i have more free time now.

tem said...

i could write one hell of a temrant on shooting for the stars.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

this smoove jazz/rNb station thats on is intolerable.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lawry's has free meatballs while you wait for your table, advantage spiff

tem said...

if there was free meatballs why even go sit down? just eat meatballs then leave.

tem said...

tell them reservation for 5 and then say the 5th ain't here yet.

or tell them you need a table for 30, it'll take them plenty of time to set that up. then when they are ready say someone got hit by a car and the dinner/lunch was cancelled.

blue said...

unless the meatballs aren't very good

iamunstoppabizzle said...

free means best meal evar.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

irregardless of taste

tem said...

free beer is good beer too.

tem said...

of course that goes without sayin.

but i said it anyway.

blue said...

i'd like free beer please...thanks

Spaceman Spiff said...

meatballs tasted great, lawry's is too far for scamming meals regularly

tem said...

that's too bad.

blue said...

do they give you a plate or something...i have this vision of you holding meatballs in your hands, like adam sandler in the wedding singer.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

the free bread from Red Lobster is tremendous.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

ya know that RnB song that goes "no no no NOOOO WAY! no no no NO WAAAAY i'm livin without you.." where the chick gets all Aretha..

i dont enjoy it.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

drop step

blue said...

you can't beat the free breadsticks and salad at Olive Garden

iamunstoppabizzle said...

oh wait, pulls out for the threeeeee

cant touch this.

wheres my hammer pants?

Spaceman Spiff said...

its serve yourself, get a plate, fill it up with meatballs, eat , repeat

iamunstoppabizzle said...

apparently i was touched.

tem said...

hammer pants are in the drawer with your skidz.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meatballs win, they are meat and you dont have to be seated, its in the waiting area

blue said...

what is to keep you from just going in there and eating all the meatballs and then leaving?

blue said...

this is a fascinating concept to me

blue said...

maybe because i'm very hungry right now

blue said...

a meatball sub sounds like a great lunch plan

iamunstoppabizzle said...

tem, they were under both the Skidz and my Hypercolor shirt.

good lookin out.

blue said...

remember cross color clothes...clothing without prejudice...

Spaceman Spiff said...

lawry's is supposed to be a classy place, prime rib is pretty much youre only option. i guess they dont expect their customers to eat meatballs and leave, but nothing is stopping you, just dont look homeless and you could do it

blue said...

for those who weren't in style in the early 90's

ToddPacker said...

spiff, fill up your pockets with meatballs next time you're there

blue said...

i wonder if this is the same Lawry's as the people who make that marinade stuff you can buy in the stores

blue said...

Mandy in a bikini

I don't care if she's a little bit pudgy...i'd still hit it 100 times out of 100.

iamunstoppabizzle said...

it never gets old

tem said...

hmm, its turning into a solid link day.

tem said...

now show me nekkid megan fox.

tem said...

or whatever that transformers chick is named.

i think that's her name.

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue it is the same lawry's

Spaceman Spiff said...

megan fox needs her nether regions plunged into.. on tape

tem said...

repeatedly.

tem said...

so does the blonde from the movie with the funny accent.

ToddPacker said...

what else was megan fox in?

tem said...

iono.

some stupid TV show or something.

tem said...

she was on Hope and Faith apparently.

tem said...

WTF, her imdb.com trivia thing says she is engaged to Brian Austin Green.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Just got the internet back up. I feel like I was gone for weeks.

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