Monday, July 16, 2007

2007 LOV Piss Ice Awards


Its that time again folks, the time to reflect back on the year in sports that was, its the First Annual LOV Piss Ice Awards!


Best Mail-In Performance :

With all due respect to Zeke and him mailing in the weekend recap post, the winner is.....Bill Simmons! SG's performance has been terrible. As our beloved Rev used to say, SG has lost his fastball, he's not even Jamie Moyer at this point.

Break Through Sports Analyst :

Hands down, the winner is.....Meshawn Johnson! From the sports coat/jeans/sneaks ensemble and the constant 3rd person references, no-one can beat Key.

Best Female Athlete:

The LOV Piss Ice-e goes to.....a tie between J.J. Redick and Mrs. Brady Quinn, MD! Do we need an explanation?

Best Crying Performance in a Sports Related Setting:

The fans have voted....and the Piss Ice-e goes to.......Billy Donovan! Billy originally committed to join us this evening but changed his mind a few days later.

That's all we have time for folks but feel free to nominate anyone else for other categories in the comments! Thanks for joining us!

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Beth said...

And the streak continues - 3 first comments in a row...

El Padrino said...

yes!

El Padrino said...

i like the Piss Ice awards
very original

ToddPacker said...

piss-ise awards are hilarious

El Padrino said...

i have to get Walsh's Medeilin tattoo

ToddPacker said...

i just got assigned to a pain in the ass project with a short deadline.... i'll be, for the most part, unbable to read/comment (working hours)on the LoV for the next 3 weeks..... hopefully i can squeeze in some LoVad to catch up on the comments.... shouldn't be a career ending injury, more like a trip to the 21 day DL....

ToddPacker said...

weasels are awful

ToddPacker said...

rev

ToddPacker said...

mets won yesterday

ToddPacker said...

ok i think i got it out of my system.... i'm out

tem said...

projects suck

tem said...

male athalete of the year award is serena? venus? b. hogan based soley on her dad's accomplishments in athletics?

Beth said...

ElP, with TP out the pressure's going to be on you now for the next 3 weeks to keep LOV updated each morning on if the Mets won or lost the night before...

El Padrino said...

nice way to go out

El Padrino said...

that's funny beth

no really it is

El Padrino said...

today is going to be fucked up

i got 3 guys out in a 5 man group and the 5th man who is here is only 6 weeks into the job so he dont kno shiat.

tem said...

you should just leave work el pad.

tell them you got bidness to take care of.

El Padrino said...

the result would not be good tem

btw the good shepard

QAULITY INN

El Padrino said...

*QUALITY

tem said...

i missed work friday and apparently have nothing really to catch up on.

that's probably not good.

tem said...

breaking news:

i did not win the WSOP.

Beth said...

Did you at least come in 2nd Tem?

tem said...

yes.

tem said...

i lost to a topless shannon elizabeth.

but i put away a topless jennifer tilly.

tem said...

slow day so far.


Destroyers made the Arena Bowl. I'll be in New Orleans on the 29th or whenever the game is.

Big Brother's Brother said...

Accepted is quite a funny movie. it gets high marks in the sarcasm department. worth a watch.

freak, TRocket Summer.. how old is that kid? damn.

tem said...

the injury report lists TP as out with a job.

Big Brother's Brother said...

morning bitches

tem said...

i almost watched Accepted this weekend, but didn't.

Big Brother's Brother said...

do it tem. its gets the random guy on the internet that i dont know or care about SEAL OF APPROVAL!

tem said...

i slightly care.

tem said...

i think i can get it On Demand, so I'll peep it tonight.

whocares said...

Meeting at 9:30 that should take most of the morning. Not a good way to start the week.

whocares said...

And good luck TP. We're all pulling for you.

tem said...

sometimes monday meetings are OK.

tem said...

you can drift through them and it is acceptable because its "monday."

El Padrino said...

TP will be happy to know that I shipped his beer on Saturday.

NS

tem said...

awesome. that will brighten TPs day.

El Padrino said...

i imagine it will

anyday you receive beer in the mail must warm the soul

tem said...

less than 10 comments for the 10 o'clock hour?

tem said...

it is very possible.

El Padrino said...

mondays suck balls

donkey balls to be exact

tem said...

i think it happened.

tem said...

where is blue?

Big Brother's Brother said...

this guy is STILL on it about his cell phone. he is literally telling everyone that passes by about it. you'd think he had a baby or won the lottery.

and he's keeping me updated on getting his numbers transferred over...
please keep sharp objects away from me, for his sake.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"mondays suck balls"

sounds like someone has a case of the mondays!

El Padrino said...

blue is in the mountains

not sure if it's brokeback though

Big Brother's Brother said...

if you pass me the rock on the outside, i can drain it.

El Padrino said...

*sound of gun going off towards IAM's comment

tem said...

Hang In There


***cat hanging from power line / clothes line / whatever.***

Beth said...

BBB,

Nice Office Space reference. I FINALLY saw it over the weekend and absolutely loved it!

tem said...

that's right. blue is on vacation.

bastard.

tem said...

11 o'clock hour already has more comments than the 10 o'clock hour.

Big Brother's Brother said...

beth, i hope you memorized it. we'll be having a test later.

whocares said...

Just saw Office Space over the weekend? Thanks for finally coming around.

whocares said...

Update: Meeting was shorter than planned. So it wasnt so bad.



*Not that anyone cares

Big Brother's Brother said...

or at least wrote some notes down on a cocktail napkin out of your apron..

El Padrino said...

so did beth ever wear flair?

Beth said...

A test? Us blonde former waitresses doesn't do so wells on tests...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Welcome to 1998, Beth.

Spaceman Spiff said...

did beth do lumberg

Beth said...

Oh there are tons of good movies out there I haven't seen, I realize that. I mean it's almost tem-like. :-)

Beth said...

"did beth do lumberg"

Well he may not be an attorney but he has a Porsche for god's sake, what do you think?

Oh wait, which Lumberg do you mean...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

dead.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i took 2 vicadin earlier and they did jack shit for me. that sucks.

El Padrino said...

"i took 2 vicadin earlier and they did jack shit for me. that sucks."

take a couple of shots of whiskey, you'll be good

Big Brother's Brother said...

then i'd be my boss.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think Flintstones chewables are better than these things. both times ive tried them (non-Kod style) theyve done nada. or maybe i need a zorse tranq' size.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i wish blockbuster had the MASK or SilverHawks series on dvdizzle. the studios need to get on that so i can rent them and then get em for free.

Big Brother's Brother said...

goal for today: hit a hundo.

Big Brother's Brother said...
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Big Brother's Brother said...

bump, set, ..?

Big Brother's Brother said...

wow, the rarely seen Fucked Up Z.

i should write a manual on how to fail.

Big Brother's Brother said...

cant nobody hold me down, oh oh, i gots to keep on mooooovin..

Big Brother's Brother said...

continuing on with the 'oops there was work' z...

El Padrino said...

Tylenol 3's are better (codeine)

Big Brother's Brother said...

i dont think i even need to bust out the spin move or a pump fake. im goin straight to the rack like D-wade.

let me put on my giant hip pads and leg stockings..

Big Brother's Brother said...

i'm feelin like i need to watch a cartoon.. so next best thing: He-man first season. bring it.

El Padrino said...

you know what, jordans (the sneakers) not conducive with paying basketball

blisters

Big Brother's Brother said...

the guy who voiced he-man was also the sportscaster on the radio in BTTFuture 2.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Vicodin is junk.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I gave up on expensive basketball shoes a while ago

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I saw a gay ass douche bag Yankees fan at the zoo yesterday wearing a Jeffery Fucking Maier Yankees jersey. I wanted to obliterate his ball sack with my foot.

Big Brother's Brother said...

kinda funny that jordans have always sucked for real use.

i need some new hoops shoes that dont cut/blister you up. my clearance rack hunting has obviously not paid off.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Go to Kohl's. get $40 shits.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or cross trainers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had the '05 Jeters. Best shoes I've owned.

isiah thomas said...

crush up and snort the vicodin see if that helps.

Big Brother's Brother said...

playing ball X-trainers = hospital visit.

Big Brother's Brother said...

zeke, i just crushed it, put it in a little baggie and shoved it up my ass. i figure if the junkies on COPS are doing it, it's gotta be because that gets you higher quicker..

will report.

isiah thomas said...

try Chuck Taylors.

Big Brother's Brother said...

maybe Kod could get steal me some moccasins...

Big Brother's Brother said...

kod, give em the false hope of peace and land and see if they'll trade with me..

Big Brother's Brother said...

or keep with tradition and just take it with brute force. really it's up to you.

Big Brother's Brother said...

hateful racism z?

accomplished.

El Padrino said...

back to the 94 barkley's next weekend

El Padrino said...

that's right
air max, CB4's
murdered out, black on black

Big Brother's Brother said...

theyre selling those again, arent they EP? the got the old G-Hill Fila's too. although i still have a pair of the O.G.'s which i just wore a couple weeks ago.

Big Brother's Brother said...

DMB used to make interesting music. what happan'?

Big Brother's Brother said...

ive got the secure the madness after this run

jugdish said...

101

tem said...

that was a run of epic proportions

tem said...

beth you are in danger of taking over the "hasn't seen 'X' TV show or movie" title from me.

tem said...

i'm gonna have to get back to the basics of not watching things.

tem said...

oh,

"Walsh's Medeilin tattoo"

please advise.

tem said...

catching up Z

tem said...

i think today is the day someone will break the 20 posts in a row barrier.

tem said...

blogger might blow up if someone pulled off that feat.

tem said...

i don't think i have the kind of game to pull it off.

i'm like the steve kerr guy, solid from behind the arc, but has trouble creating my own shot.

tem said...

i'm worried I don't have to zorses to take this thing over.

maybe if we used football metaphors. i am pretty solid at that shit.

tem said...

i'm like the possession receiver who has the ability to take a game over from time to time.

fake the short out and bust ass up the sideline.

tem said...

wheel route for the easy 6!

El Padrino said...

"Walsh's Medeilin tattoo"

please advise.

from that show Entourage that you don't watch

dude has a back tattoo of Pablo Escobar with Medeilin written over his face

it's sick

isiah thomas said...

There was some good boxing on hbo this weekend.

It was sad to see Gatti get pummelled by that guy from The Contender.

tem said...

that's what happens when you try to cover me with a LB.

you need a CB on me. even the FS gets his ass torched.

El Padrino said...

out's and up's are very reffective tem

Big Brother's Brother said...

"Walsh's Medeilin tattoo"

majestic.

El Padrino said...

yup iam
all the old school kicks are coming back

the webbers are hot again too

Big Brother's Brother said...

tem has quick feet off the line

tem said...

when you said walsh i though you meant that chick volleyball player who's name may or may not be walsh.

she plays with misty may-trennaor or whatever her new last name is.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i need some reebok pumps.

or some british knights.

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit NFL starts in less than 2 months

chub

tem said...

AFL ends in 2 weeks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

everyone can get gmail accounts now, no more invites needed.

do it

tem said...

2 months to go and like one 1st rounder is signed.

they need to get on that shit.

tem said...

what's so cool about gmail?

Big Brother's Brother said...

the sunday ticket commercials are already giving me chubs.

Big Brother's Brother said...

i think i may rock the college FB package instead of MLB.

tem said...

i am excited about CFB.

i will be until WVU loses.

then i won't give a shit until bowl week.

tem said...

***bowl month

Spaceman Spiff said...

gmail box cant get full, and you can chat on it

El Padrino said...

swimming in the north pole

El Padrino said...

sheffield makes me laugh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gmail hooked up.

El Padrino said...

this right here is solid work

tem said...

i don't get enough email anywhere to fill an inbox.

El Padrino said...

btw anyone see miller's attempt at a ice cold corona?

tem said...

swimmer dude is crazy.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Miller Chill. Not so good, Al.

Everybody around here is drinking it and I can't figure out why.

If you froze Miller Chill, it would be the equivalent to piss ice.

tem said...

good to know that swimmer dude can use his mind to make himself sweat and increase his heart rate and listens to eminem.

tem said...

Miller chill?

please advise.

tem said...

ice cold corona?

is that a special corona or do you just mean corona that is really cold?

Big Brother's Brother said...

cool pic of swimmer dude diving in.

Big Brother's Brother said...

"Everybody around here is drinking it and I can't figure out why."

theyre trying to forget that they live in WI?

Spaceman Spiff said...

seriously, wtf is up with miller chill, was it really necessary

Spaceman Spiff said...

miller chill = beer with hint of lime and salt built-in

tem said...

i have never heard of miller chill.

major WTF for me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, just came out, youll see a commercial soon

tem said...

i am shamed.

minus 2 helmet stickers.

tem said...

oh, its brand new.

i am still somewhat shamed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

test

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Miller chill = weasels.

El Padrino said...

i mean corona that is really cold

miller trying to cash in on the idea of a lime in your beer
i know it's been discussed here before but a salted lime in a coronoa is very refreshing

lime in anything else other than a mixed drink is not

stop it miller
your beating yourself

Big Brother's Brother said...

that beer sounds awful. definite wtf.

Big Brother's Brother said...

maybe this is the first step in getting a jolly rancher pre-packaged into bottles..

come on Miller, stretch out into a new venue..

isiah thomas said...

why not make alcoholic candy?

I don't mean things like those cherry cordials, but mix Life Savers, Skittles, etc with licka.

El Padrino said...

so ron-ron is a humanitarian now?

El Padrino said...

"why not make alcoholic candy?

I don't mean things like those cherry cordials, but mix Life Savers, Skittles, etc with licka."

so you mean wine coolers?

El Padrino said...

i;e the ron ron comment

isiah thomas said...

Hansen sang the national anthem before yesterday's race. Did they come out of the closet yet? I figured after everyone saw their Cribs episode they would have been forced to.

isiah thomas said...

I'd pick-up a pack of vodka Life Savers and bring them to work.

Big Brother's Brother said...

we need alcoholic Bubbaliscious.

tem said...

hansen still exists.

and sang at a NASCAR race??

jugdish said...

Someone watched the cribs episode on Hanson?

Were they literally in cribs?

isiah thomas said...

we need alcoholic Bubbaliscious.

this is what I'm talking about.

isiah thomas said...

They were part of a Cribs episode that I peeped game on a few months ago, it looked like it was filmed a few years ago.

They all shared an apartment together in NYC (I think it was nyc).

And I have no idea why they sang the anthem yesterday, they prob have a album coming out.

tem said...

is it a country album?

hansen still being alive, hansen not being out of the closet and hansen singing at a NASCAR race are all high lvl WTFs for me.

i am scared the world is going to end really soon.

tem said...

Hansen killed LOV.

Really, I knew this day would come.

tem said...

When those fuckers first appeared I said to myself, one day these bastards will shut down a blog.

Them and their damn mmm bop.

tem said...

although it was funny in family guy when Quagmire wanted to bone one of them. stupid quagmire.

tem said...

ah, the never seen before Hansen Z.

tem said...

and hopefully never seen again.

jugdish said...

Everyone is busy watching Hanson videos on you tube.

tem said...

looks like i am on offense again.

i think this time we'll run the post corner.

tem said...

damn jugdish jammed me at the line, i gotta change the route to a dig.

tem said...

ok dig route worked.

first down.

better than nothing.

tem said...

better try a few plays up the middle.

gotta get the safety into the box.

tem said...

The box is my favorite football term.

tem said...

whenever the announcer says they got 8 in the box i laugh too much.

tem said...

any more than 8 in the box and bad things are about to happen for someone.

tem said...

box z.

greatest Z of all time.

isiah thomas said...

"penetration up the middle" is a funny football term

tem said...

damn, gotta do work.

isiah thomas said...

I'm getting a new recliner - just in time for the new footyball seasons.

El Padrino said...

dont sleep on chocolate twizzlers

whocares said...

Tem,

Way to keep this thing going with quick short yardage plays.

Tem = Ed McCaffrey.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do work, son!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Booze candy.

I've had vodka and rum filled chocolate. They sell it at the grocery store next door.

whocares said...

Did anyone catch Scott Baio is 45 and single. Not a bad show at all.


It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy knowing that even though he has laid pipe to some of the hottest chicks on the planet, he is still about three steps beyond completely fucked in the head.


But he does still have that whole "I banged the hottest chicks on the planet" thing going for him. Which is nice.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wait, Scott Baio is 45 & single?

Who knew?


(s)

El Padrino said...

in regards to an earlier comment just know that i want to be all up in misty may's ass

El Padrino said...

i gotta watch that baio show
must be comedy gold

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Misty May is overrated.

El Padrino said...

she may be but her ass aint

El Padrino said...

proof is in the puddin'

more puddin

tem said...

I'd wreck misty may.

isiah thomas said...

that's some nice puddin

tem said...

Is Baio gay? or bi?

El Padrino said...

japan gettig fucked up by earthquakes

El Padrino said...

"The Guber Burger: We served this one at last year's bash, and it seemed to be a hit, so we're putting it on the ballot in 2007. Made locally famous by The Wheel Inn in Sedalia, Missouri, the guber burger features a heaping dollop of peanut butter applied to the burger right as the hot patty comes off the griddle."



not feeling this, but would nto be against to trying it

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