Thursday, June 07, 2007

Whoever dies last please turn out the lights

I'm in a foul mood. If it wasn't for the fact that it is Friday I'd be even worse.
A Why not us sweep? At home. Disgusting.

The only thing that made yesterday "relevant" was the Schilling no-hit bid in Oakland that was broken up in the ninth with 2 outs. Shannon Stewart is my hero.

Let me breakdown the MLB draft for everyone.
David Price, LHP from Vandy was Tampa's pick. Went #1 overall obviously. He scheduled for Tommy John Surgery on April 24th, 2009.



that is all.



Moving on to Game one of the Finals....

Whoever didn't foresee Lebron struggling in Game 1 just doesn't have a feel for the game. It was obvious to me. An 0-fer in the first half, 4-16 for the game and the SpUrS beat up on Cleavland rocks for a Game one victory. Like most people I say Spurs win but not in 5. In 4.
Get out the brooms San Antonio.

Torii (two I's) Hunter says there will be no blacks at all 10 years from now. Because you can buy Latin American players with a lot less money than you could for a black kid in America.
His actual quote is hereTorii agreeing with Sheff . I forgot all black kids come from Compton. Silly me.

And honestly I can't stomach the race issue anymore. If anyone should have an axe to grind it's the Indians. They got bamboozled.

And Paris, if Martha can do it....SO CAN YOU!

Tits.

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Beth said...

"If anyone should have an axe to grind it's the Indians"

ElP, your blatent kissing up to Kod has to stop...

El Padrino said...

ERRONEOUS, ERRONEOUS on all counts!

El Padrino said...

I was just pointin out when Whitey met Injun, it was all downhill from there

Beth said...

Just remember ElP - "not that there's anything wrong with that". :-)

THE CHAMP. said...

nice post EP, but all i can remember from it is "tits". did you say anything else?

THE CHAMP. said...

If the Cavs were going to win a game in this series it would have been that one. The Spurs had a little rust and the the Cavs had some good momentum coming off huge games from Lebron. but in the words of Denny Green "HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!" (which is....not that great.)

El Padrino said...

nope just tits

tem said...

hog tie the butler

THE CHAMP. said...

is that what it's called now?

i prefer choking the chicken.

tem said...

that's what she said.

ToddPacker said...

that sweep hurt... why not us is back.... back to back to back HRs was nice.... why did willie put wagner in in the 8th

El Padrino said...

no clue, everytime he pitches the 8th he blows the 9th

every time

tem said...

I did not watch the basketball game.

THE CHAMP. said...

the announcers sucked for the basketball game.

Beth said...

It sounds like the Mets are lucky they aren't getting any real pressure right now. I read in the paper recently that after the Braves 7-1 start they've played only .500 ball, and I think they're now below .500 since that nice start. Not very encouraging - right now they're even 3 games back in the wildcard race.

ToddPacker said...

"I did not watch the basketball game."


i don't plan on watching any of the finals

tem said...

go pirates.

THE CHAMP. said...

nba finals = nhl finals

THE CHAMP. said...

apparently nobody watched the game here, but Mike Brown just gave up with 45 secs. to go and they were down 8. don't you start fouling and try to make some 3's?

Someone tell Mike Brown that it's the finals not the 5th game of the season. you ain't got nothing after this mike.

El Padrino said...

just a bump in the road beth (bullpen uncharacteristicly blew all three games to phils)

dont get too excited, you dont want to have to change those pink panties midday.....

Iam a Global Icon said...

sloths.

all of you.

Beth said...

Actually, they're black today ElP.

tem said...

isn't it

cavs = just happy to be there

?

El Padrino said...

i love black panties

El Padrino said...

time for bacon

Beth said...

"i love black panties"

Who doesn't? Especially thongs. ;-)

Mills said...

WC cracked my shit up with the paddles comments last night. too bad he didn't have enough juice to save lovad.

tem said...

"i love black panties"

is the most obvious thing said on LOV.

tem said...

paddles comment?

i missed that whilst skimming.

Beth said...

"i love black panties is the most obvious thing said on LOV"

Tem, I thought that was ElP's top of LOV quote of "Weasels are awful".

(Sorry Mills, couldn't resist. :-))

whocares said...

I am about to hop on my seventh conference call since Wednesday. How can TPS get any love with this kind of madness?

And worst of all, the guy heading it up and doing most of the talking is one of those empty suits who just throws out cliches.

I'm guaranteeing he says we need to "streamline our processes" at least six times.

Mills said...

tem --

he was trying to save AD from death, got out the paddles, cleared...and still got the flat line.

Mills said...

and then he made fun of freaks "6 ft choir trophy" which was good.

Mills said...

"And worst of all, the guy heading it up and doing most of the talking is one of those empty suits who just throws out cliches."


You mean my dream job?

El Padrino said...

Thong, even better.

tem said...

beth- black panties is more obvious than the awfullness of weasels.

mills - gotcha, paddles, too bad he failed. WC = bad EMT

meiz, blue - get the fuck in here

wc - tell the suit that you want to take a 5,000 foot shot of the process and then zoom into each segment and streamline like that. you can't streamline before you get a full understanding for how all the processes interact.

iam - i am not a sloth. i am more of a snail. it's the shell.

el pad - how's the bacon?

Mills said...

Trying to wrap up his first career no-hitter with two outs in the ninth, Schilling shook off catcher Jason Varitek and gave up a clean single to Shannon Stewart. Boston beat the Athletics, 1-0. "We get two outs, and I was sure, and I had a plan, and I shook Tek off,'' Schilling told AP. "And I get a big 'What if?' for the rest of my life.'

tem said...

isn't a 6 foot choir trophy the kid the preacher guy molests after choir practice?

Mills said...

tem -- very efficient work there.

Mills said...

definitely hurting your fantasy posts category stastics though.

Mills said...

had 6 in the bag there.

ToddPacker said...

"isn't a 6 foot choir trophy the kid the preacher guy molests after choir practice?"


funny stuff, tem

tem said...

i'll rebound with some junk posts.

tem said...

posts = comments

ToddPacker said...

i need a new pic now that billy is back

ToddPacker said...

better go back to mookie...

Mills said...

A-Rod hit a grand slam in the 9th last night against the D-Rays. The game wasn't on the line as it was part of a 6 run 9th where they won 10-3, but still. They didn't put up those runs till the 9th.

I am tired of people saying he can't hit in the 9th. I would still pick him No. 1 and put him at SS if we were to start a baseball team tomorrow.

Pujols would go second sadly, just cuz I couldn't play him at a premium position.

Beth said...

Oh god TP, please, anything but Mookie.

Mills said...

i think you should have a big heart around Ron Jeremy...I mean SVG.

ToddPacker said...

yanks played the whitesox last night

ToddPacker said...

just for you beth

Mills said...

I liked Mookie. He made TP seem like a happy person somehow, instead of a broken down dad to a couple of kids who occasionally has to sleep on the coach.

Mills said...

yes they did. i have no idea why i typed tb.

El Padrino said...

bacon good

i could write a whole post on just bacon

blue said...

did mills just say that TP sleeps on the "coach"? is that coach Billy D? because christine donovan is pretty hot and she'd probably be pissed.

ToddPacker said...

shoo away weasel

tem said...

haha sleep on the coach.

Mills said...

A ball hit by Rob Lowe during a celebrity golf game hit the Iowa state bird in mid-flight Wednesday.

The 43-year-old actor was hitting an approach shot on the fourth hole when his ball hit a goldfinch, dropping about 50 yards short of the green, The Des Moines Register reported.

As the rest of the players in his group broke out in laughter and applause, Lowe raised his arms in mock celebration.

“That’s my birdie,” he said after looking at the bird, which lay motionless on the ground.

“That’s unbelievable. Who comes here and kills the state bird? Only me.”

Lowe, who appears on ABC’s “Brothers & Sisters,” was playing in Principal Charity Classic Pro-Am at the Glen Oaks Country Club. He also starred in NBC’s “The West Wing.”

Mills said...

What is crazier? That or the RJ-bird incident.

El Padrino said...

didnt know lowe was a celebrity

tem said...

"i could write a whole post on just bacon"

nobody would be opposed to reading this post.

except Babe and Porky. Pork the pig, not the strip club / gambling boat owner. He'd be down with a bacon post.

Mills said...

i did type coach. which is WAYYY better than the couch.


irregardless, i am struggling today.

blue said...

I like how weazy decided that LoVAD started at like 5 pm ET yesterday.

just because it's past his bedtime doesn't mean that LoVAD has begun

Beth said...

See there's Karma for you TP. You try to pretend you're using Mookie again just to annoy me and then Mills endorses your choice. :-)

First ElP kissing up to Kod on the indian thing, now TP and Mills agreeing on something. What's going on at LOV today?!

Mills said...

didnt know lowe was a celebrity

he is for iowans.

ToddPacker said...

best sipmsons line evar by dr nick...


"instead of chewing gum... chew bacon"

tem said...

and Babe the pig. Not the baseball player.

He'd be down with a dissertation on bacon.

THE CHAMP. said...

i'm down with bacon.

extra crispy please.

tem said...

i'd rather sleep on the couch than the coach.

tem said...

are there any hot chick coaches?

coaches = either dude or fugly old lady or lesbian.

blue said...

depends on which coach...maybe one of those Arizona softball players will become a coach

THE CHAMP. said...

"he is for iowans."

that's all i ever need to know about Iowa.

If I ever get an RV with one of those Maps that you color in the states you've been to, Iowa is going to be blank forever.

Mills said...

Wakarusa Festival is going on this weekend in Lawrence (KU's city).

Anybody here ever been?

blue said...

Tem-
You didn't find Vivian Stringer (rutgers) slightly attractive?

tem said...

its been said before but I would absolutely wreck the chick that does the new RJ whatever body spray commercials.


Sorry to say to the ad execs who put that together, but the chick is too hot and I don't pay attention to what she is selling.

blue said...

mills took his "talk about random shit" pills today

tem said...

hmm, remind me again. isn't VS one of them nappy headed hos?

blue said...

Mills is sitting at his desk singing along to "Don't steal my sunshine" with a big grin and eating donuts.

blue said...

We are all witnesses...to the shitential of the Cavs/Spurs NBA finals.

Mills said...

Widespread Panic

The Night Watchman

Yonder Mountain String Band

Medeski, Martin & Wood

Michael Franti and Spearhead

Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

The Be Good Tanyas

Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals

Les Claypool

Galactic

Ozomatli

North Mississippi Allstars

Sam Bush

Luna Angel

***I have not heard of anyone outside of Wide Spread, Ben Harper and Les Claypool.

Anybody else?

tem said...

So for whatever reason I bought a water from the vending machine downstairs.

The button said Aquafina, a Deja Blue popped out.

WTF is Deja Blue?? Apparently water.

El Padrino said...

to me and maybe spiff can link up some faces here but Eva Mendes looks like a spanish version of Jessica simpson

tem said...

"Medeski, Martin & Wood"

Sounds like a law firm.

WTF is all that crap?

El Padrino said...

"hmm, remind me again. isn't VS one of them nappy headed hos? "

hahahahahaahhahahahahahaaaaaa

El Padrino said...

weazy stop ruining the fucking blog

tem said...

Do you think she is as dumb as JS?

blue said...

it's Yoder Mtn String band..not Yonder

Mills said...

Tem-
You didn't find Vivian Stringer (rutgers) slightly attractive?

Vivian String is an old Iowa coach (not couch). She quit Iowa when he husband died of a heart attack.

blue said...

It's fuck the midwest day here at LoV

blue said...

Fuck Iowa

ToddPacker said...

weasel can't help it....

Mills said...

to me and maybe spiff can link up some faces here but Eva Mendes looks like a spanish version of Jessica simpson

I can see that. But Eva is much curvier.

tem said...

hey! i am in the midwest.

right?

Mills said...

there was a bear running free in ohio yesterday. did you see it personally tem?

they said on the new it looked to be 300 lbs. i was like, that is nothing, its only like 1 of nate newton's legs.

Mills said...

too bad grizzley man wasn't there to talk to it.

rip grizzley man.

tem said...

being from west virginia i don't understand what states are where.

nobody claims us.

northerners think we are a southern state, southerners think we are northerners, the mid west and west are only vaguely aware of our existence and pretty much think we are just part of virginia.

Mills said...

tem -- i think you are in the midwest. probably cuz osu is in the big 10, and i think that means midwest.

blue said...

ohio=iowa? I always learned it that way

tem said...

i did not see a bear yesterday.

there are lots of bears in ohio. they just chill in the southern part of the state closer to kentucky and WV.

Mills said...

"the mid west and west are only vaguely aware of our existence and pretty much think we are just part of virginia."


you're not?

tem said...

penn state is not in the midwest.

blue said...

anybody in the Eastern Time Zone is not in the Midwest...that would be contradictory

tem said...

i hate it when people ask me where i am from and i say "west virginia" then they say "i love virginia beach."

Mills said...

"ohio=iowa? I always learned it that way"

it makes my head hurt, and elp's cramps start up again, to try and understand what that means...

Mills said...

penn state is not in the midwest.

they are new, so they don't count with that thinking.

blue said...

ohio=iowa because both are fucking worthless states

Mills said...

but i do love virginia beach... at least when sharks aren't killing people.

ToddPacker said...

being from west virginia > being a weasel

tem said...

ok i'll give you that.

plus they are team 11.

blue said...

the only good thing i've ever heard about ohio, is how they kept the drinking age 18 for a long time so all the guys from western Penn would cross the border to go drinking.

ToddPacker said...

"worthless states"


aaahahahhahaaaaa

Mills said...

ohio touches w. virginia? that is crazy.

i hiked the appalachian trail starting at harper's ferry. that is all i know of west virginia, and they didn't have cars there, so.... you know...

tem said...

but ohio is home of the rock n roll hall of fame.

and the football hall of fame.

and the team that can't beat anyone in the SEC.

Mills said...

ohio is a major state. big sports and colleges.

El Padrino said...

i dont even know what to say

ToddPacker said...

"and the team that can't beat anyone in the SEC"


very nice tem

tem said...

sadly people from ohio don't even know that it borders west virginia.

i have gotten into actual arguments with people over this.

tem said...

tell us about bacon el pad.

blue said...

"ohio is a major state. big sports and colleges."

maybe for a guy who lives in Kansas and secretly wishes that he could have sex the Big 10...or maybe not so secretly

Beth said...

Tem, that's cause there's a West Virginia but not an East Virginia but instead simply "Virginia". At least North and South Carolina and North and South Dakota are consistent.

blue said...

weazy: Oh Big 11 you are so sexy

big 11: you like what you see?

weazy: yes, i'd like to sex you

big 11: no thanks, we like our women without penises

tem said...

we wanted to be original.

Mills said...

SG has some new hotness.

blue said...

west virginia was in the north for the civil war?

El Padrino said...

bacon is cured meat taken from the sides, belly or back.

tem said...

dammit now you are just fucking with me.

tem said...

cured? what was wrong with it?


that's my offspeed pitch in the dirt.

Mills said...

Blue --

I would rather go to a big 10 university than idaho, where scholarships are paid out in potatoes.

THERES ARE POTATO FAMINE IN IDAHO? NO WAY? Click.

Bada-Bing!

Mills said...

can anyone name that song lyric? The all caps one? Or the group?

That is the correct way to use a modified or real quote. Have it relate to the conversation somehow.

Mills said...

i am a little sad my comment about elp getting cramps didn't incite a little more hate, to be quite honest.

Mills said...

the cannons in mizzou point north. racist bastards.

ToddPacker said...

you suck a little extra today weasel man

tem said...

D- is rarely correct.

Mills said...

does new york have local income taxes for people that live in jersey and work in new york city? if so, what are they?

El Padrino said...

weazy i'm tryin to ignore every comment you post for obvious reasons

El Padrino said...

and it was corny

Mills said...

"you suck a little extra today weasel man"

i try to give it 110%. 90% of commenting is half mental, you know?

blue said...

"I would rather go to a big 10 university than idaho, where scholarships are paid out in potatoes"

that's too bad for you I guess

tem said...

of course they do.

they are high.

blue said...

somebody needs to take the bullet and start offering up trades to weazy so he'll quiet down

Mills said...

how about taxes for people that live in new york city, but work in jersey? you gotta pay then too?

Beth said...

I get cramps.

Mills said...

"6:15: Van Gundy claims that Tony Parker is the best finishing point guard since Tiny Archibald. I think Isiah Thomas just put his fist through a wall."

Funny.

Mills said...

beth -- i thought you were reversed from normal though...

Mills said...

seriously 144 comments by 10. good start to a friday.

tem said...

that napoli catcher guy i have is available.

tem said...

I gotta say I brought my fucking A game this morning.

Mills said...

6:24: Jacque Vaughn gives Parker a rest. Shouldn't they just switch names? How can the Spurs have a French guy on the team and a guy named Jacque?

Also good.

tem said...

11:00 - weasel transcribes the SG column for LOV. Good times...wait...I mean the opposite of that.

tem said...

i think it is funny how rich people call the restroom "the head."

blue said...

"seriously 144 comments by 10. good start to a friday."

is mills keeping his own running tally? 144 comments would be good if 3/4ths of them weren't gobbledy-gook from weazy

Mills said...

And when SG said he was doing an impromptu diary, he really meant. I have nothing to offer on Friday, better do a diary on something real quick. oh good... the finals are on.

blue said...

I call the restroom "the loo" so people will think i'm british

ToddPacker said...

don't let the weasel take over your job, tem.....

tem said...

nah he is just transcribing it for me, like an assistant would.

Beth said...

Don't the british also call it "the WC"?

tem said...

i think i am going to start calling it the "outhouse"

Mills said...

loo or head definitely shows class.

Iam a Global Icon said...

"That is the correct way to use a modified or real quote. Have it relate to the conversation somehow."

effin twat.

"the head" - i have never understood the logic of this (although ive never invested any time or thought either)

tem said...

yeah those brits are all about the water closet.

Iam a Global Icon said...

i keep it classy with "the pisser"

tem said...

i also like how the rich people here have to announce to the whole office they they are "hitting the head."

Mills said...

not aiming for anybody's job. just liked the lines.

watercloset is a good one too beth.

blue said...

rich people here just swim around in piles of money all day

tem said...

scrooge mcduck style is where it is.

blue said...

scrooge swam in coins though, i think that would be uncomfortable

blue said...

Paris Hilton having to go back to court and being sent back to jail makes me smile

El Padrino said...

blokes use the head

tem said...

ducks can do that sort of thing.

tem said...

bathroom talk killt LOV AM

Iam a Global Icon said...

beth, would u like to hit my head

Iam a Global Icon said...

is it weather-talk time yet?

jugdish said...

Has anyone ever top shelfed someone's toilet?

tem said...

top shelfed?

tem said...

is that pissing in the top part?

Iam a Global Icon said...

doosing in it.

jugdish said...

No, its when you shit in the tank and let it sit there. Eventually the person flushes their toilet and all that brown, shitty water comes rushing out.

tem said...

no i have never done that.

Beth said...

"beth, would u like to hit my head"

I almost didn't click on that link iam, wasn't sure what I'd find there. I bet I wasn't the only on LOV who had those fears.

Iam a Global Icon said...

if a pig try to get at'choo..

jugdish said...

Same feeling with any link posted on LOV.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Misquoting "two kings" again i see weazy

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

apparently doosing = deucing?

Also commonly referred to as Upper Decking it

Mills said...

tem -- i agree. my boss always says that, and tells everybody he is hitting the head.

i have no idea why and if he starts to tell me when he is going to take a deuce, we are really in trouble.

i hate deuces at work and seeing people coming or going. worst.thing.ever.

Mills said...

I added the "click" to signify a closing. i realize they are different songs wang.

Iam a Global Icon said...

well dont be too scurred.. alot of stuff is blocked for me. but yes, lov links are all questionable. gotta rock the mouse-over to be safe.

Iam a Global Icon said...

"my boss always says that, and tells everybody he is hitting the head."

i think in your case it's an invite.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

RE: Mills said...
I added the "click" to signify a closing.

I'm sure if you just left it'd be closing enough for everyone here

Beth said...

The senior partner here makes no effort to hide what he's doing. He'll walk by everyone and towards the bathroom with a magazine tucked under his arm and isn't back for like 10 minutes.

So far that may actually be the worst part of working here.

blue said...

just wait until he invites you to come with him beth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz, blue - get the fuck in here"


Meiz reporting for duty.

Sorry for my tardiness.

Not gonna bother to catch up.

Iam a Global Icon said...

beth, is that your "cue"?

blue said...

re: new SG

he had to slip the schilling comments in there.

and the Villanche stuff, i swear, isn't that zeke's line?

Iam a Global Icon said...

i think it was corbin, but the Vilanch thing WAS a total rip.

the very next day? damn u spiff

whocares said...

"Don't the british also call it "the WC"?"



Why the unprovoked attack, beff? I was just minding my own business listening to folks talk about "top-lining management functions" and then I ran across your comment. I'm angry.

Beth said...

"just wait until he invites you to come with him beth"

You may not be that far off. There are definitely major rumors I've already heard that he's a major dirty old man type (he's like 60something) so I'm being careful around him.

El Padrino said...

sometimes she looks good, sometimes she looks like a wreck

El Padrino said...

i'll fuck him up beth

El Padrino said...

break his damn hip

Beth said...

Whocares, I'd never attack a fellow SEC fan, even if he does root for the wrong team. Blame the british, it's their fault!

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