Wednesday, June 13, 2007

"Which one is it?"

"It's the one that says 'Bad Motherf*cker' on it".

-Jules




Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you last year's Rookie of the Year and now a certified BAMF, Justin Verlander. If you haven't seen the highlights, please watch them on the right side of that page. Just watch for the 9th inning KO's and it'll tell ya all ya need to know about our boy. That ish is sick. And He and Bondo are a filthy combo. Brew Crew, thanks for dressin' out. Woulda thought the D would've had more than 6 no-no's in their history. Just seemed a bit low...


I love baseball.


And on a real shocking note, there was another win by the same team in hoopsketball. I think I would stop short of jumping off a bridge or something, but I'm pretty sure I'd do close to anything else before watching any of this series. I think I would even try to light myself on fire, if the occasion presented itself. Please stop televising and reporting on this. Cooked. Like Thanksgiving ham. Give me whatever the hell league Tem was talking about yesterday instead. Can we get the "lingerie models playing football" things that they air during halftime of the Super Bowl? Can we Spike Lee ranting about the white man or government (his choice)? Will you hollow my anus out with a sharp spear? Literally, anything else.

I love those SNL sketches where they were always trying to out-do each other's "literally". "I would literally rather... drink goat blood, fondle your grandmother's sweaty dark parts and have needles jammed into every inch of my body at the same time." Fookin hilar'. I just heard someone saying 'literally' and the following something totally idiotic the other day (I can't remember what it was, but trust me it was one of those times that they were not kidding at all.. and then people kinda stop and stare for a sec..) That is when it is not funny. Though today I will crown "literally day". We need something to get the week going as it's been kinda slow around here during the day..

So GIVE me YOUR BEST "literally" in the COMMENTS section. Tell me HOW and WHY you came up with your "literally" or just tell me YOUR FAVORITE one! Me personally, I actually HAVE fondled someone else's grandmother's SWEATY REGIONS!

Oh, and stop with the "Tony's Wedding" crap on SC. Someone, quick, scrounge up a small animal, tie me down, and let it eat out my eyes. I don't need some guy from Fra-AWNCE to tell me where skank and hubby will be chillin' for the wedding. Let's report on something much gayer, please? (I don't usually like to say something's "gay", but there are certain times when it is totally appropriate and no other word can be used.) Actually, the worst offenders are probably the TV game crews.. they probably cut to her every time he touches the ball. I'm assuming they are constantly having to plug her show too.. WOW! What a sweet tie-in! A marketer's wet one. These nuisances, in addition to the wretched matchup which has been lain before us, are reasons that I don't give a rat's furry ass to care about the Niba Finals. I kinda dig the Spurs as a team. I think they play really great basketball and are a good watch when matching up with a competent or similiar team. I'm not hating LeBron either, I would love to see him in there with a halfway unshitty team, but this is just not happening. This CLE team is wretched. I hope every one of the Pistons is not quite ready to show their face around town for a few months... they should be fricking ashamed. Thanks for sucking.

Oh, and Phil, who is just coming off recent breast reduction surgery, is said to be playing in the US Open. I am going to assume that that is this weekend. It might be next weekend though, and they're just getting ready with all the media hoopla that surrounds these golf tourneys that never seem to make out with much of a storyline. You want the studs in it, but then the little guy wins, then we wait 18 hours and we've forgotten about him (and rightly so). And if Tiger wins, god forbid, every golf columnist and tv analyst is squeezing out another steaming pile of non-interesting hyperbole and verbally (literally?) slobbing on the guy's knob. Golf. Who needs ya.

Sleep. Who needs ya? Me.

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isiah thomas said...

I was "lucky" enough to tune in for the last 2 mins of the SA/Cle game - and promptly saw that neither team had broken 70 yet!

And Varajau.....AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH

NEVER shoot the ball again - EVER.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No-hit. I'm not mad about the loss so much as I'm mad about that fucking over my fantasy stats.

Beth said...

TP from yesterday: "hopefully we can start the day talking about a mets win"

Sorry TP, not today. But at least they kept their 2 game lead on the Braves. "Whynotus?" on the other hand is now only 3 back - it must be killing Rev to not be able to come on here and gloat about that.

El Padrino said...

we should have off for "literally day"

El Padrino said...

the mets "literally" are worrying me

El Padrino said...

nice post

El Padrino said...

i meant nice post, "literally"

Beth said...

I think the over and improper use of "literally" today might literally kill me, or at least literally bug the piss out of me.

So in that respect, nice post iam.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

i shall be out today.

El Padrino said...

"i shall be out today."

"literally"

El Padrino said...

and Verlnader was "literally" awesome

El Padrino said...

and the fact that your whining about having only six makes me sick

mets have 0
"literally" zero.

ToddPacker said...

the mets literally suck.... and the sched is not literally not helping

ToddPacker said...

0 no-hitters hurts... especially when you think about all of the great ones that went on to pitch no-hitters for other teams.... seaver, ryan, gooden, cone, scott

ToddPacker said...

mets game was the LA feed on the package last night.... scully went from being cool to listen to in the 1st couple of inning (reminded me of the game of the week days) to me wanting to literally punch that old man in the face.... of cource the mets not being able to hit might have added to it

El Padrino said...

and i watched the game last night (most of it) at least i think i did
either that or I had a Lobotomy

ToddPacker said...

my mood might have been tainted by watching the end of the skanks game... michael kay is such an ass.... the mets playing like crap coupled with the yanks 7 game win streak is a terrible combo....

Mills said...

Actually...(*fighting off the shakes*)...a good post.

Nice to see Rev followed through and got his boy Howard in his lineup against me this week.

ToddPacker said...

iam's quote at the top of his post might literally be the best.movie.quote.evar.

El Padrino said...

at least the Royals beat up the Cards with former Met hand Bannister

Mills said...

that was not good.

audibled plans to go until thursday's game instead of last night. glad i did.

Mills said...

bannister has been pretty good in his last 3.

Mills said...

i still think burgos has a chance to be a really really good closer though. apparently he is a cancer in the clubhouse-type guy.

Mills said...

gotay has been playing well for you guys though. keppinger sucks.

Mills said...

royals z.

nnniiice.

El Padrino said...

Burgos is out for the year

El Padrino said...

my supervisor (site right next to me) is chewing his food like a horse, "literally"

Mills said...

"Burgos is out for the year"

He is 22. Plenty of baseball left in that arm.

ToddPacker said...

mini horse or regular sized horse?

ToddPacker said...

burgos sucks

El Padrino said...

the first 2 minutes of rob and big were fuckin hilarious last night
"literally"

El Padrino said...

and now i'm pining for a "topless maid"

Mills said...

Cards threw back to back no-hitter in 1917. That is cool.

Mills said...

Against the White Sox it looks like.

ToddPacker said...

RE: cards history


vince coleman getting run over by the tarp..... that was cool

El Padrino said...

fuck you mark kotsay

blue said...

hey did you guys know that the ump that was behind the plate for Verlander was also behind the plate for Schilling's one hitter last week....literally

(s) and (ns)

Iam in the membrane said...

No-no in the house.

cant believe the Mets have none, wow.

El Padrino said...

disgusting, "literally"

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

He gets older...they stay the same age!!!

"Chris Henry has been accused of assault by a 16-year old boy in Kentucky.

Henry and teammate Reggie McNeal were both questioned by the police Tuesday, but it's uncertain if anyone will be charged. Henry is accused of being involved in an assault in which he jumped out of his car to assault a teenager walking near his home."

blue said...

at least Henry didn't sexually assault the kid, literally

Iam in the membrane said...

EP, please advise on the Bron foul play... was he literally killed on the play or are they overdoing it?

El Padrino said...

bowen "CLEARLY" fouled him, he should have gotten the call but it was 1.1 (approx) seconds before Bron got the shot off so i dont know if continuation would have been called or not (not sure of the rule and it would have been controversial to say the least)

Bowen was fouling him to put him on the line for 2 Ft's not three. It almost backfired.

El Padrino said...

he would have missed one of them anyway so pish-posh

Iam in the membrane said...

"My man looks down," one janitor said to no one in particular after catching a glimpse of James shuffling down the hallway.


and big ups to christina sheridan for quoting janitors in his stories now. killer.

blue said...

i agree with EP, it was clearly a foul, but it wasn't like it was a hard foul or something that messed up his shot. I think it might have made Lebron rush his shot trying to get a 4 pt play

El Padrino said...

Justice

Mills said...

My wife had a case up there with Scroggins recently. That is weird you pulled that case.

Dudes like that are a menace to society fo real.

blue said...

I can help Alba if she needs it

in reference to the title of the article

El Padrino said...

that last timeout and i know someone mentioned this here beofre but it made me laugh

when the spurs took a 20 sec To after coming off a Cav full To Lebron didnt even let Mike B rown talk, he talked the entire TO and knew they were going to change thier strategy after seeing how the Cavs were coming off the full TO. Hence trying to draw a "continuation foul".

Funny to see that. Way to go Mike Brown.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

shitballs

blue said...

can anyone explain to me why sportscenter has stu scott/jon barry/mike wilbon at the games?

because them being able to report "live on location" after the game is so much better than if they were sitting in the studio watching tape?

ToddPacker said...

there was a baskeball game last night?

(ns)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I still literally haven't seen a second of the finals. I don't plan on viewing, either. Literally.

blue said...

from yesterday

"Also -- Thank goodness the Cardinals get 3 with the Royals in the next 3 days."


ahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahaaahahahahahahaha

blue said...

thank goodness indeed

Iam in the membrane said...

ep, bron would missed at least 2 of 3 fo sho. most likely all of em.

Iam in the membrane said...

reading the recap on what Bron's teammates did towards the end.. varajew.. what a waste. Bron wants to literally skull fuck him with his Nikes today.

El Padrino said...

yea that's what im sayin

no big deal Bronnie, next time try not passing the ball to a glorified rebounder (Vari-ho) with the game on the line for a spin move 5 foot finger-roll attempt on the greatest PF in your generation.

butt nut

blue said...

Boobie shot 1/10 also in the game..

i don't know why they call him boobie, but it makes me chuckle because i am juvenile.

Iam in the membrane said...


..but they cant take out FLEEDUM!!!..


(yes, thats a lady. so they say.)

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

re burgos

The Mets have put Ambiorix Burgos on the disabled list at Triple-A New Orleans.

"I've just heard that he has discomfort in his elbow," manager Willie Randolph said. "I hope it's not anything like Tommy John [surgery]." Burgos will test the elbow after giving it a few weeks rest.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yost is cooked.

Iam in the membrane said...

*our

El Padrino said...

that's a man baaaby!

El Padrino said...

yost is cooked? ha

in April he was the MOY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where do I find # of different lineups used this season?

anybody?

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Lidge blew another save...nice

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

It's sexy time!!

"
A 17-year-old foster girl living with a relative of Elijah Dukes told police the Devil Rays outfielder got her pregnant.

The girl, expected to give birth Nov. 5, told investigators she and Dukes had consensual sex on the living room sofa. She said Dukes got angry when she and another person confronted him about the pregnancy. "Yeah, we sat down and told him and he got mad and threw a Gatorade at me," she told investigators. Dukes is already known to have had at least five children with four different women. This is yet another incident that could add to the Rays' desire to ship him out of town. "

El Padrino said...

just has they handed him the job back

hahahahahahahhahaha

El Padrino said...

Dukes = baseball's Shawn Kemp?

thejaywhite said...

good that fucking losers gone for the day

blue said...

the anjels manager blew the game last night too.

my guy was pitching, had pitched 6 innings and it was tied 3-3 when they yanked him.

the part that doesn't make sense..dude had 14 k's at that point. That means he had struck out guys for 14 of the 18 outs. And you pull the guy, because it's his turn to hit in the order.

ridiculous, you deserve to lose

Iam in the membrane said...


i laugh

blue said...

blocked

El Padrino said...

WHAT THE FUCK

El Padrino said...

WAS THAT

Spaceman Spiff said...

his pitch count was 116 blue

Iam in the membrane said...

sfw.. gamer dorks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

moseley should have done his job

Iam in the membrane said...

haha, EP, pics are the best..

i wish i was there!

Spaceman Spiff said...

leaving more than 10 people on base did not help either

thejaywhite said...

kfed has shar jackson pregnant again and rumors say hes gettin back with britney

Spaceman Spiff said...

shar jackson is more of an idiot than britney if that is true

El Padrino said...

whores.

iam that shit was scary hysterical

Iam in the membrane said...

EP, how is the art in your buildings?

Spaceman Spiff said...

good call, literally, on kemp EP, against your team though, literally.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I never said Yost = MOY

(ns)

El Padrino said...

"EP, how is the art in your buildings?"

"literally", terrible

El Padrino said...

WE know U didnt say that
but baseball media was all over it

Iam in the membrane said...

KOBE

JUST

ASKED

FOR

A

TRADE!!

ToddPacker said...

was tem fired or did he go on another trip to the bahamas or something....

Mills said...

I can't take Wright Thompson's piece very seriously when he keeps referring to his dad as "Daddy."


"All I wanna do is race daddy."

Iam in the membrane said...

damn, amanda beard has a adams apple.

ToddPacker said...

maybe tem has off for literally day

ToddPacker said...

piss-ice.... i don't think it's been discussed nearly enough lately

thejaywhite said...

I say good call by Shar and I actually think it was all part of the plan all along...KFed go get brits money then come back to me...

fucking niggers

Iam in the membrane said...

wow.

ToddPacker said...

literally.... wow

ToddPacker said...

who left the milk out

Iam in the membrane said...

haha, and it was literally a literal wow.. literally. (ns + l)

thejaywhite said...

should re-introduce crack go the ghettos

Iam in the membrane said...

chuckle heartily @ tp

Iam in the membrane said...

tjw, cheesy heroin is the new crack.

blue said...

i don't even know what to say

blue said...

TJW must have been shot down by a couple of sistas while in torotno

Iam in the membrane said...

weazel, any male over the age of 6 needs to be beaten for repeated use of the word "daddy". that's ridikalus.

El Padrino said...

"I say good call by Shar and I actually think it was all part of the plan all along...KFed go get brits money then come back to me...

fucking niggers"

and i'm racist

El Padrino said...

shoo!

Mills said...

wow is right.

grow up tjw. literally.

thejaywhite said...

grow up..

good one...you fucking grow up, learn to read sarcasm

El Padrino said...

*CUE STORY OF HAW MANY BLACK GIRLS THE JAYWHITE HAS BEDDED

Mills said...

Butt implants? Has to be, right?

Mills said...

you clearly did not designate your comment with an (s).

therefore, i did not read such a statement with sarcasm.

also, you are not above actually stating such wild claims, much like you invented the question mark, or that your daddy played ball at ND.

also, that should not be said on here even if it is sarcasm.

Iam in the membrane said...

good lawd, thats some asssss right thurr.

thejaywhite said...

6

blue said...

7

blue said...

8

blue said...

9

blue said...

10

blue said...

that was a number premie z

Spaceman Spiff said...

mills must not see a lot of black chicks in mission, KS. they dont need butt implants to sit a cup on their booty, its natural

Iam in the membrane said...

i am so hungry i could literally eat the crotch out of an alligator (to steal from The Sleeper here).

ps.. i still dont get that one.

blue said...

alligator tastes good

i'm not sure if i've ever had "crotch" though

El Padrino said...

not butt implants, straight sista ass homey!

El Padrino said...

yea mills, get out more often
leave that butthole city of yours and see "other" people

El Padrino said...

"yea mills", correction, weazy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I know I'm late, but...wow.

Iam in the membrane said...

i detest the word crotch for some reason.

Iam in the membrane said...

i detest the smell of beth's more though.

isiah thomas said...

weasels are menstration

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ned Yost has used 37 different lineups this year.

W. T. F.

El Padrino said...

"We now show if your batters will start or sit as soon as we know (usually 30 mins before game time). "


bout time

blue said...

30 minutes before doesn't really help much

blue said...

tem has gone into hiding because of the shallacking that his team is going to take the rest of the week.

isiah thomas said...

blue, weazy, short answer to LOF questions:

You're both idiots.

El Padrino said...

ooh-ahhh 1

El Padrino said...

*!

El Padrino said...

damn shift key

blue said...

"You're both idiots."

i'm pretty good at math though, maybe the description of how you derived at the numbers needs to be better.

El Padrino said...

tjw is real good at math

Mills said...

i am not good at math, but i am good at logic reasoning, so maybe your description of how you derived those numbers is insufficient.

Judge Michael Sauer said...

Popcorn chicken from KFC. If you havn't tried it yet, you're without.

Mills said...

welcome to the mid-90's your Honor.

blue said...

i didn't realize it was the best.score.ever for a category, i thought it was this last week.

I was just too lazy to figure it out.

Judge Michael Sauer said...

"but i am good at logic reasoning"

logic + reasoning <> LOV

blue said...

who hasn't tried popcorn chicken?

blue said...

i like KFC's mashed potatoes

and their biscuits

Judge Michael Sauer said...

first time I've had KFC in a looonnnnngggg time. Think I'm gonna try one of those bowels tomorrow.

isiah thomas said...

Description:

"Total Offensive W's" and "Total Pitching W's" are the highest single week total for all offensive and pitching categories.

17 possible W's per category * 6 categories = 102 possible W's

Mills:
How is Corbin's 184-20 week not in the records for either Offensive W's or Pitching W's.

My response:

corby's best week was :

173-18-13

that was 94 Offensive W's and 79 Pitching W's.

94 < 102

You're a lawyer weazy?

Do you strenuously object weazy?

isiah thomas said...

i didn't realize it was the best.score.ever for a category, i thought it was this last week.

it is best.score.ever and it did happen last week.

blue said...

"Think I'm gonna try one of those bowels tomorrow"

freudian slip, but i guarantee it will loosen your bowels for sure

Judge Michael Sauer said...

indeed sir...

El Padrino said...

mmmmmmm, kfc
haven't had that in a minute myself

isiah thomas said...

do they still have those boneless wings at KFC? I've never tried them but want to.

I don't care if its crushed up chicken feet and beaks in the shape of a wing.

As long as its deep fried KFC style I'll eat it.

El Padrino said...

wow, didnt realize katherine heigel was in Under Siege 2

she done growe'd up

Mills said...

In Week 4, Corbin went 184-20. How am I missing this?

El Padrino said...

weazy battling for corb's affection

so sweet

Mills said...

why are our numbers different? i am just going by the site.

Mills said...

"weazy battling for corb's affection

so sweet"


so nice of you to take the time of removing your mouth from iam's cock to say so. thank you.

blue said...

cripple fight!!!!!


i mean...slap fight!!!!!

Iam in the membrane said...

weazy gets so jealous that no one likes conversing with him.

adorable little rat.

blue said...

weazy mcweazerson did not see that corrections were made for ties thus lowering corby mccorbinson's totals for that week.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

thanks for making me look gay by association weazy

blue said...

i hate buttons...every piece of clothing should have snaps or zippers.

isiah thomas said...

weazy :

Secondly, I realized that I have been calculating them wrong. It's not a huge mistake but a mistake none-the-less. I wasn't factoring in ties. I have done so for week 7 and will have to re-do the previous 6 weeks.

I didn't take into account ties so I had to recalc the stats.

btw, this was posted after WEEK 7.

weazy put the fun in reading is fundamental.

isiah thomas said...

cripple fight!!!!!


easy there lemming.

blue said...

weasel mcweaserson getting shown up...how you like it now

blue said...

bring it short man

El Padrino said...

"so nice of you to take the time of removing your mouth from iam's cock to say so. thank you. "

where do you get these things from

Mills said...

"weasel mcweaserson getting shown up...how you like it now"

I am getting show up? He just called you a lemming genius.

This is what Zeke said:
"Secondly, I realized that I have been calculating them wrong. It's not a huge mistake but a mistake none-the-less. I wasn't factoring in ties. I have done so for week 7 and will have to re-do the previous 6 weeks."

I did not think Wins and Losses would be affected by "ties" Call me crazy.

I am not complaining. I enjoy the rankings. Just looking to see where I was so far off? (cuz I wasn't wrong in what i was asking...)

Mills said...

bring it short man

how do yo know peoples' heigths?

i am 6'3" btw.

Mills said...

elp -- you call me out for questioning a factual difference, saying i am sucking up to corbin?

yet, you don't see how i would see that as ironic given the ass kissing that goes on between you iam and zeke?

blue said...

blue knows all people's heights.

weasels are not tall

blue said...

"I am getting show up? He just called you a lemming genius."

to me lemming is a term of endearment.

blue said...

and thanks for calling me a genius, it's funny because it's true.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why would Blue be called a lemming?

Is it because of previous Shammy association?

El Padrino said...

i dont know zeke nor iam and i cant help the fact that we all have similar sense of humor

you and corbin from what i interpret are "real life" friends, "literally" so I was jabbing you over a factual point that you were trying to make regarding your friends team, not your team but his

Iam in the membrane said...

ass kissing = u mean general conversation? then yes, we do that alot.

blue said...

i thought he called me a lemming because I once jumped off a cliff, but i wasn't sure

Iam in the membrane said...

similar sense of humor = "sucking each other's dicks all day"

weazy, one day we'll let you sit at our lunchtable, but today is not that day.

Mills said...

Here is how I would rank the brainpower (what people would score on an IQ test.) of some people on LOV.

This will spark some discussion. On some people, it hurts me to put them that high. Honestly. Of course I am putting myself #1. I have a HUUUGE ego.

THIS IS NOT AN INDICATOR OF HOW SUCCESSFULY ($$$) PEOPLE ARE IN THE REAL WORLD, and things like Drive, Common Sense and People skills greatly affect those things.

1) Mills
2) Blue
3) TEM
4) Iam
5) Zeke
6) WC
7) TP
8) Steve
9) Corbin
10)ELP
11)Kod
12)Meiz
13)TJW
14)Spiff
15)Rev
16)JFreak
17)The Champ

Note: I did not rank Beth, as girls have brains the size of squirells. The government says so.

If everybody didn't hate me before. They do now. You like that arm chair quarterbacking (pyschoanalysis)?

Who would you change, and why?

blue said...

what if weazy had tots? and was willing to share?

blue said...

how the heck is TJW ahead of anybody on the IQ power rankings?

Mills said...

It took a long time to come up with that list actually. Some revisions here and there.

Judge Michael Sauer said...

man, 9 out of 17 is not very good.

I guess I need to re-think my life.

blue said...

I'm posting that on my wall, i'm in 2nd place!!! wahoo

Mills said...

Unfortunately, on the IQ side, I think he beats out some people.

In real life, his "people skills" and "drive" drag him to the bottom like ankle weights in a pool.

Mills said...

Corbs - I know you personally, so that has to be factored in. I know your "drive" to succeed in this world...

Mills said...

Its not as if I enjoy putting Iam at 4. Trust me.

isiah thomas said...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIVATE WEAZY!

I did not think Wins and Losses would be affected by "ties" Call me crazy.

when I had corby at 180 and whatever wins, that didn't factor in ties. So if he actually tied in a category he literallywould not get credit for that win - which in turn decreases his W total for the week. I already gave you the W split between O and P, it was a good week for him but not a record setter.

is this so hard to grasp? (thats what she said)

and you're #1 on your weirdo power rankings?

Judge Michael Sauer said...

"I know your "drive" to succeed in this world..."


You really are kinda a tool, aren't ya?

Mills said...

and kudos to the first person who is so original with putting me last. cuz you are funny and s-m-r-t.

isiah thomas said...

does #5 mean I don't get to play in the BCS Title game?

I have a high SOS ranking.

jugdish said...

0. Jugdish

Iam in the membrane said...

4th place, just out of medal contention. and to think, a retard olympics trophy would've gone perfectly next to my choir one..

weazy, when attempting to brag on your own ego, it helps if you spelt stuff correctly.

Mills said...

i am coming out with weekly power rankings for brainpower based on comments and the logic behind them in the next two weeks...

isiah thomas said...

deke's pooping ability alone puts him in the top 5.

Iam in the membrane said...

and bruce gets no love?

isiah thomas said...

competitive pooping is the next natural progression to competitive eating.

Kobayashi's anoose has no chance vs deke.

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