Monday, June 25, 2007

We can only wish....

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ToddPacker said...

aaahahahahaahhahaaaaahhaaa

ToddPacker said...

mets sweep the a's..... braves drop 5 in a row... very nice

ToddPacker said...

rip rod beck

Beth said...

How sad is it to go to a Braves game and the highlight is that they score their only run out of the last 4 games? Yep, that was my Saturday.

And then they go and get shutout again on Sunday...

El Padrino said...

it's nice to see the met fan happy and the brave fan sad

El Padrino said...

convincing sweep, mets are semi-back

Beth said...

ElP, you and TP crack me up. The Mets lose a few games and you're both about ready to give them up. They win a few and suddenly all's well with the world.

You do realize it's a long season, right? :-)

El Padrino said...

i think saying we were giving up is a bit of a stretch, more like expressed concern, hell i never said i was worried til after the lost 8 out 10 or something like that.

El Padrino said...

i think your getting burlhe though

Beth said...

Actually I think it was TP who was more gloom and doom so I'll give you that. I think at one point though recently at least one of you may have even said "the Mets are done".

ToddPacker said...

beth mets looked pretty bad for about a month, but i never gave up on them... like you said many times, they have too much talent... when too much talent plays like crap, i complained that they were sucking... i'm not convinced all it well, but winning 3 in a row is a start....

ToddPacker said...

tps = young mike tyson today

Beth said...

I actually think the Mets can play at only 70% of their potential and still win the division. (A huge payroll and the talent it brings allows for that.) The problem will be in the playoffs though. But they've still got a long time to work things out before they get there.

ToddPacker said...

"gloom and doom"


yeah, i was pissed, when a good team loses 13 out of 16 games something is wrong... luckily the braves were terrible too during that stretch

tem said...

tps stomach punched me, hook to the head, kidney punch, then a low blow.

thankfully the ref deducted a point for the low blow and is letting me catch my breath.

tem said...

did you hear the Atl GM saying last night that they had a deal for Bonds done back in 1993 or whatever, but the Pirates owner nixed it (Pirates GM was on board, but owner vetoed b/c Leyland cried about it)?

El Padrino said...

"(A huge payroll and the talent it brings allows for that.)"

jealousy is bad beth

ToddPacker said...

i like how people stay when a big market team is losing, "see a big payroll doesn't guarantee a winner", but when a big payroll team is winning they say "well with that payroll how could they not win"....

ToddPacker said...

*say

tem said...

i like that too TP.

Iamunstoppable said...

the Braves got jacked the eff up. thanks for playing though.

but dont worry Beth, at least they didnt get NO HIT like the Brew Crew. National League just cain't hang.

(and meiz, old Tiger Stadium is freakin awesome, i dont care what it looks like.. u have to have been there.)

El Padrino said...

smoltz hates chipper

tem said...

of course he does.

his name is chipper. what's to like?

Beth said...

"smoltz hates chipper"

I actually think it was more Chipper acting like a woman and being too sensitive. Smoltz is a class act and Chipper can get a little whiney at times.

And I'm a woman ElP, jealousy is what we do.

Iamunstoppable said...

speaking of payroll and all that:

peter gammons was whining about how the draft wasnt fair to all teams. he included the Tigers in the discussion of "big money" teams with the Sox and Yanks.

i think that stroke hurt more than it seemed Petey..

Iamunstoppable said...

true stat of the day: last full season that Chipper played was 1982.

Iamunstoppable said...

i wanna slap the shit outta that mexican dood when they do those cut-in's to Espn Deportes.

no idea wtf youre saying, buddy (hombre?).

El Padrino said...

i declare today pick on Chipper "Larry" Jones day

the fact that he named his daughter shea still pisses me off

Iamunstoppable said...

and one last little slap on the ass for the NL. gotta come stronger than that.



bitches.

El Padrino said...

no hable ingles

tem said...

el pad you think buehlre to the braves?

El Padrino said...

yes, the need starting pitchin like pookie needs a hit of smack

El Padrino said...

Lo Duca losing it fro ma fan's perspective

Iamunstoppable said...

f youtube.

El Padrino said...

the Fortune Mag cover makes me wanna remove my eyeballs with a melon scooper

ToddPacker said...

what's the loduca thing, ep... blocked

El Padrino said...

that i phone looks serious
anyone coping it or just me?


Sidenote:
(if wife lets me spend $600 on a phone, which in short, no)

El Padrino said...

he got ejected Sat night, that's why Fat Castro was in the game and scored on D-rizzle's single/double

El Padrino said...

they got like 10K youtube vids right on it

ToddPacker said...

i'm sure mills will remind you later that the NL didn't seem to have any problems with the AL last october....

Beth said...

OK, I realize I'm new to office life, but one of the attorneys today brought in the leftovers from her son's birthday cake (his party was on Saturday) for the office to finish. To me that's pretty tacky but some here seem to appreciate it.

Anyone else ever have that happen at their office?

El Padrino said...

I Phone news link

El Padrino said...

muy supe was on vaca last week, and he brought in his bday cake and it's all over my face

it's GREATLY appreciated, have a piece beth, it's ok if it goes to your thighs
:-)

El Padrino said...

and i frequently bring it cake for my section if i'm sick of eating it at home, it's usually gone by the time noon rolls around

ToddPacker said...

i dropped my phone into a beer sat night at the devil rays game.... stood up quickly going for a foul ball and i dropped my phone right into 20 oz of warm stadium draft beer... i got the phoone out and drank the beer... can't waste $7.50 worth of beer.... now i need a new phone

tem said...

leftover cake is always welcomed.

quite common.

tem said...

same with cookies, brownies, pretty much any dessert.

El Padrino said...

grab a iphone tp, it's only like 1/4 of your mortgage

Beth said...

See, these are things I need to know - I thought it was tacky but apparently it's not.

El Padrino said...

cheesecake is a big hit too tem


cheesecake

El Padrino said...

it's more like heroic

El Padrino said...

i've decided that i'm getting zeke's post to 500 today, with or without you peoples

El Padrino said...

after all, today's post is pulitzer prize material

El Padrino said...

ALL ABOARD!!!!

CHOoCHOoHOCHOOOOOCHOOOOOO

El Padrino said...

just dominating in the paint right now

El Padrino said...

OH!

12 unanswered points down low!

ToddPacker said...

"grab a iphone tp, it's only like 1/4 of your mortgage"

no iphone for me.... i think altel has a deal fro a $29 razor... i think i have to extend my contract a year though

Beth said...

"it's more like heroic"

And this from the same guy who always bitches about how people over-react to free food. :-)

tem said...

cheesecake is quality

tem said...

but sometimes it is way too runny and then it just sits out all day because nobody wants it.

tem said...

birthday cake is still the best, unless it is a week old and hard.

then you get pissed at whoever brought it in.

tem said...

my cell phone is from 2000.

I can't wait until it is 10 years old.

tem said...

i'm gonna throw it a b-day party.

ToddPacker said...

i bring in leftover candy from halloween and easter

tem said...

and bring the leftover cake into the office.

El Padrino said...

ah, there is a difference
food that my crew brings in (just 5 of us in my section) is fair game

but when the larger scale orders or lunchoens occur i do not care for it because it's mostly cheap cold cuts and watery mayo drenched salads

but people act like it's surf and turf

it's disgusting

tem said...

that was a vicious response to el pads run.

blue said...

beth is questioning free cake? c'mon beth, you know at applebees the waitresses all ate the leftovers in the back off of people's plates...so how is this different?

whocares said...

Cake is never tacky. Never.

El Padrino said...

10 year old cellphone, nice

tem said...

if food is D- food, but free it instantly become B- food.

free means +2 whole letter grades.

El Padrino said...

tem does it ring or cough?

ToddPacker said...

"but when the larger scale orders or lunchoens occur i do not care for it because it's mostly cheap cold cuts and watery mayo drenched salads

but people act like it's surf and turf

it's disgusting"



so true.... i never do the office wide stuff too many people and the food usually sucks

blue said...

i would like the thank the rockies for playing this season...they always seem to think the season ends in June...it's great

El Padrino said...

they just swept the yanks blue

Beth said...

Blue, we just drank the leftover drinks (i.e. Judge Smails son) - eating leftover food was where we drew the line.

whocares said...

"free means +2 whole letter grades."


This goes for beer as well. I hate Miller Lite. Like I wish it were dead. But if someone's offering that shit fo free then it instantly becomes drinkable.

It's an amazing phenomenon.

El Padrino said...

i think my collar bone is fractured

i was at a pool with a 15ft diving board and there was lemonade and rum involved

blue said...

"they just swept the yanks blue "

yep, and that was the world series victory for them...they are all headed out on vacation now, or starting winter ball in the Dominican

Beth said...

And just for the record, I've never worked at Applebees. :-)

El Padrino said...

leftover drinks are like money in the bank, actually they are like bonds or treasuries, they acrue interest

El Padrino said...

wear that flair girl!

El Padrino said...

i agree WC on the beer
you all know how much i hate Coors light but when it's the only beer available at a party and it's free, it's delicious

ToddPacker said...

"Coors light but when it's the only beer available at a party and it's free, it's delicious"


delicious might be a stretch.... i would have gome with tolerable

El Padrino said...

ok, tolerable
point being I would never pay for Coors Light, unless it came with some nipples or something

El Padrino said...

or roast beef

blue said...

KOD gave a shout out to Sammy light this weekend..i have to agree that Sammy Light is a great light beer

blue said...

not to bring up fantasy but fuck a weasel as the bitch gets ran over by my team

ToddPacker said...

nice work, blue

tem said...

the cell phone rings, but only half the time. the other half it just doesn't ring at all.

i like it better that way.

i am trying to figure out a way to make it a rotary phone too.

blue said...

I watched that flight of conchords show the other day, it's on after Entourage...that show is funny, but weird, they just bust out into song...but the songs are hilarious

ToddPacker said...

tem can you get email on that phone?

El Padrino said...

tem be the first ro carry two cans and a string

tem said...

kod's shoutout to sammy light made me laugh because he ranked it just behind coors light.

sammy light crushes coors.

ToddPacker said...

anthony micheal hall taking a leak off the balcony at drama's party cracked me up

tem said...

i can not get email on the phone. although it does text message.

the screen is monochrome and 1/25 inches by 1 inch.

tem said...

1.25 by 1

tem said...

dammit!

I just looked up my phone and it is vintage 2001, not 2000.

that pushes the 10 year party back to 2011.

fuck.

El Padrino said...

blatanly ignoring TPS

tem said...

obviously tem did not watch such things as entourage or flight of the condors or whatever blue said.

El Padrino said...

trade it in for an older one tem, a 1996 nokia maybe

tem said...

lol, i might try that.

El Padrino said...

i missed entourage, i fell asleep early due to beer/sunburn/broken collarbone

blue said...

line from flight of conchords song:

"you're so beautiful you're like a dream...or a high class prostitute"

tem said...

"i need a new phone. do you have anything older than this?"

blue said...

you need to get one of those Motorola's like Zack had

blue said...

at least I think it was motorola

blue said...

maybe because the only company I know is motorola

blue said...

it's their catchy ad campaign..."hello moto"

blue said...

the often talked about but rarely seen "motorola z"

blue said...

motorola was my first cell phone...its was a flip phone

tem said...

i had an old motorala non flip

blue said...

back when you got like 100 minutes for 75$ or somethign

tem said...

this one is a motorala flip one.

it has an amazing number of scratches and dents on it.

tem said...

that was 100 night and weekend.

you got 50 anytime minutes.

blue said...

those older ones could be used as weapons, they were big and you could hook them to your belt and pretend you were like batman with his utility belt

Mills said...

blue --

congrats on the win.

my team needed a loss for a wakeup call, so i am taking the positives out of it.

tem said...

jpm won the automobile race.

blue said...

I watched that show "fast cars and superstars" where they take celebrities and teach them to drive NASCAR, and then let them follow actual drivers around the track...john elway won

blue said...

from that show I learned that Bill Cowher had never driven a manual transmission vehicle in his life until he got into that NASCAR vehicle

blue said...

John Cena took his car into the infield and spun around on purpose...he's too big for anybody to tell him not to

El Padrino said...

Cena does what he pleases

El Padrino said...

hows that cake beth?

El Padrino said...

you can sex it er i mean jog it off tonight

whocares said...

I got in one of our company cars the other day and it had one of those old school phones mounted to the dashboard. You know, the big one with the numbers on the back where you could dial it while it was still docked.


We dialed a number and the damn thing still worked!! Nobody probably realizes its even on, someone in accounting just keeps paying the bill every month...

blue said...

Elway is so fat now, he could hardly get through the window...

Kenny Mayne and Brad Daugherty were the announcers.

Mayne on Elway's victory: "It's the greatest accomplishment of his LIFE!!!!....at least since winning that last superbowl"

blue said...

my first car was a handmedown from my dad, and he still had one of those mounted cell phones in it...that lasted a week...i can't imagine how much money it cost him for me to use it that week...probably a billion dollars

Beth said...

ElP, I'm staying away from the cake actually. But don't worry, I'll still be sexing off, I mean jogging off, some other calories today after work.

blue said...

sexing off calories during work is what Beth really meant

whocares said...

RE: Flight of the Conchords.


My favorite line was:


"When you're on the street, depending on the street, you're most definitely in the top three most beautiful girls on the street. (Background) Depending on the street."

El Padrino said...

sexing is a good word

El Padrino said...

can we eliminate "been there, done that" from the english say-isms language?

whocares said...

I like how they reiterate the fact that she's in the top three, but that it all depends on which street.

blue said...

they had that song called

"i'm not crying..it's raining outside, and i got some rain on my face"

blue said...

the wife did not like that show

blue said...

flight of conchords song

El Padrino said...

i'll watch it when they replay it

whocares said...

I told the wife it was funny and that she should give it a shot. She lasted about thirteen seconds.

whocares said...

I'm not cryin. I'm just thinkin about this other friend you dont know who's dyin'. YEAHTHAT'SRIGHTISAIDDYIN!

El Padrino said...

funny

blue said...

Conchords talking about getting with women

blue said...

that one dude is in a movie called Eagle Vs. Shark that did really well at Cannes or someplace like that.

blue said...

i killed LoV

blue said...

entourage showed a lot of titties last nigh

blue said...

or maybe not last night...i watched the last two episodes back to back, so I may have gotten them mixed up

Iamunstoppable said...

u guys married some unfunny gals.

El Padrino said...

in addition to help push this post to 500 i will also be actively searching for a tattoo design for my leg and a maybe a little internet clothes shopping.....you know, if i have time

Beth said...

Oh come on ElP, go for the lower back tattoo...

whocares said...

I think the accents threw my wife off. She would've enjoyed it more, but kept complaining that she couldnt understand them. I didnt feel like translating for thirty minutes.

whocares said...

Tattoos are awesome. They give you skreet cred.








(s)

blue said...

SG did a running diary of the NHL draft? umm..ok

blue said...

my wife was fine with the show until they broke out into the song...that's about where she lost interest

blue said...

according to Shamoff, and he's credible (s), buerhle is being rumored to be sent to the METS

El Padrino said...

lower back...

might as well be a bullseye

El Padrino said...

i know the mets are in running

Iamunstoppable said...

how do u lose interest at the funniest part?

nvrmnd.

Beth said...

"lower back...
might as well be a bullseye"

And yes ElP, I realized that was a total set-up for that quote.

blue said...

"how do u lose interest at the funniest part?"

she didn't get that the song was a joke...I will watch on my own from now on..

we have a deal, i don't watch bridezilla, she doesn't watch Conchords

Iamunstoppable said...

BREAKING NEWS:

Buerhle has been traded to the New England Patriots.

blue said...

i have it on good authority that buerhle only wants to be a cardinal

blue said...

the local radio here is talking up Dontrelle Willis and Buerhle, like the rox are going to trade for one of them

Iamunstoppable said...

the songs make urine trickle down my leg.

Mills said...

The Judge LOST the dry cleaners pants case AND has to pay the costs of the action (not sure if that includes the D's atty fees).

Good though.

jackwad.

El Padrino said...

Brady wont be happy about that trade.

Mills said...

"First time I ever saw Bo Jackson was in 1985 in a makeshift ballpark in Charlotte, N.C. He had just started his pro baseball career, and even then it seemed a bit surreal. Bo had won the Heisman Trophy at Auburn, of course. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers picked him No. 1 overall, sent a limo to pick him up and drive him to Canton, where sculptors were already working on his Pro Football Hall of Fame bust."

Mills said...

"Tampa Bay drafted Bo and flew him to town on a private jet, that made him ineligible to play baseball his senior season at Auburn. Jackson never forgave the Buccaneers for that blunder. He told his mother that he was seriously thinking about playing Major League Baseball if he was drafted by the right team. Florence mentioned that to Kenny Gonzales. When the Royals drafted Bo Jackson in the fourth round, nobody around baseball really took it all that seriously."

Iamunstoppable said...

marion jones... witcha'brokeazz

Mills said...

I didn't know this. Was this the main reason he didn't go to the NFL after college? Cuz he was mad at them for making him lose his eligibility?

Iamunstoppable said...

copy

Iamunstoppable said...

paste

Iamunstoppable said...


Tecmo skeet?

Iamunstoppable said...

off the window, mid-game, reverse throwdown.


hanging by one arm... staring...

thats right.

Mills said...

IAM --

this has been discussed.

blue said...

tecmo is coming in 08, but can't use NFL team names or player names...could be fun

whocares said...

Dont do it Tecmo. Let us remember you the way you were.


The game has passed you by.

Mills said...

tecmo is coming in 08, but can't use NFL team names or player names...could be fun

11:32 AM


whocares said...
Dont do it Tecmo. Let us remember you the way you were.


The game has passed you by.
-------------------------------

These two go together. If they can't use the names and teams that is just piss poor.

Iamunstoppable said...

not to worry, u can always sign up for a
pro gamer league

blue said...

baseball stars didn't use team names or actual players and was the greatest video game of all time...

suck it weazy, your defense doesn't hold water

Iamunstoppable said...

mills, it's already been discussed.

Iamunstoppable said...

as long as they bring back 8-bit side-scrolling game action, i am buying it.

El Padrino said...

Brady Quinn fans only

Mills said...

baseball stars didn't use team names or actual players and was the greatest video game of all time...

suck it weazy, your defense doesn't hold water

blue -- you forget. i am firmly in the corner of baseball stars as the best.game.ever.

however, that was a different time. a different era of videogaming. people need the licenses now.

Iamunstoppable said...

"Pro gaming legend Johnathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel will provide color commentary for the televised events."

i think i might watch just for that.

1@munst0pp@bl3?

blue said...

the wii is very successful and doesn't utilize player names or actual teams.

you're like the DA in my cousin vinny, i'm tearing you apart

El Padrino said...

the laurence maroney stuff is funny

on kissing suzy kolber and barstool sports

El Padrino said...

he has a iced out Kool aid chain

now that's street cred

(s)

blue said...

i never knew maroney's nickname was Kool-aid

Iamunstoppable said...

clearly more people will buy a licensed game, but they can ride the nostalgia wave on this one.. (if the game is even remotely decent)

1@mun5t0pp@bl3 said...

oh snap, y'all dont know about this.. cant hang with my Supar Gamer Tag.

BAMF.

blue said...

i wish I was a gamer

blue said...

no wait..that's supposed to read "I wish I had game"

El Padrino said...

funny tattoo

whocares said...

RE: Championship Gamer League.



Watching this is like sitting at your buddies house and calling winner, but never getting to play.

Who the hell wants to spend their time watching other people play vidyeo games?

whocares said...

I wonder how much it cost him to have that removed when he sobered up?

blue said...

lull

1@mun5t0pp@bl3 said...

game league: no dute. but who the hell wants to watch poker on tv too? i see no point in either.

and youre telling me that i cant get all my local sports in HD, but theyll have like 16 HD cameras covering the gaming thing? sweet, thanks.

Tyler said...

I've gotta ton of work today, so this will probably be my only contribution: double knockout from the Ultimate Fighter 5 Finale. Happens at the 5:50 mark of the video and they replay it a couple of times at the end. Awesomeness.

isiah thomas said...

TP - local scutty is saying the Suns are bringing back dem gaytor boyz for another workout this week, apparently they have a deal in place to move into the top 10.

isiah thomas said...

I peeped game on the World Bowl, it was surprisingly entertaining.

isiah thomas said...

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