Friday, June 22, 2007

Watch me make your face beat up my hand

Garnett shits on the Celtics. This makes me chuckle.

The trade was agreed upon between McHale and Ainge but once The Big Ticket sniffed out he was going to Boston he was like "yo, yo dawg, fuck that son, they suck". And it was nixed

Hows that feel SG?

Garnett wants to go to the land of the Suns. And apparently it's possible. Unfortunately this would include Stoudemire so that might not make any sense. Being as Stoudemire is still blossoming to a dominant forward while Garnett is already a 12 year vet.

Remember the Cal Rip streak we drummed up the other day? Well Tejada was second with 1,152 consecutive games played.....He won't be second anymore .

UNC vs . OREGON STATE, another good baseball game last night. Peep the finals if you enjoy watching baseball.

Vince Young with a nice step towards being a leader, saying "We love him a whole lot, but we feel like he don't care about us right now" in reference to Pac-Man Jones.

I think the NBA draft is a week or two away. I know this cuz i smell the ink on newly leased cares across the country with 22's son.

any man that willingly see's this movie and talks about it will be hung by the fleshy patch that used to be your nuts

Today i have an entemmans Chocolate Mud Cake.

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Judge Michael Sauer said...

Everyone...


A Moment Of Silence, Please"

Beth said...

It sure is quiet in the morning without another Mets loss for TP & ElP to bitch about. :-)


(And yes, I realize I bitch about the Braves losses almost as much...)

THE CHAMP. said...

so you're going to be real bitchy this weekend, huh beth?

THE CHAMP. said...

the tiggers plan is right outside my office window...finaly i have a good view.

THE CHAMP. said...

*plane

ToddPacker said...

hahaha, beth at least they didn't lose last night

ToddPacker said...

h was outstanding yesterday

ToddPacker said...

and rev said it all with his 1 comment

ToddPacker said...

tps is looking to dominate today

El Padrino said...

not on my watch it's not
full fledged FU to tps

tem said...

TPS is a whore that will never die.

THE CHAMP. said...

TPS will never dominate a Friday.

El Padrino said...

true and true

Iamunstoppable said...

vince young sounded smart.

kg's decline is hilarious. no one wants to go to your shitty celts team no mo'.

Mills said...

.50 AFTER 2 hrs means she was probably like .52-.53 at her height.

Mills said...

watching the vince young interview on sports center -- he said "at the same time" approximately 60x in 3 mins smashing the athlete record by 30. Next up. Hubie Brown territory. The big leagues.

Beth said...

Actually champ I'm going to tomorrow's game so they'd better not lose then! :-)

Iamunstoppable said...

theyre goin down beth.

THE CHAMP. said...

so's beth.

Beth said...

Actually, Saturday's game is one of the advantages of dating a lawyer. :-) It's the bf's firm's annual Braves outing where they rent 2 suites full of food and drink. So even if the Braves lose the day won't be a total loss.

El Padrino said...

glavine better wake up tonight

Iamunstoppable said...

impress the bosses, wear your best fishnets.

El Padrino said...

smell like a stripper

El Padrino said...

and i welled up while reading the marijauna story

Iamunstoppable said...

a single tear...

El Padrino said...

beth eat some strawberries

El Padrino said...

if i hear tgif again i will murder

El Padrino said...

brutally

ToddPacker said...

beth bring your portable pole

Beth said...

Actually, I think most of the game will be spent with me asking the attorneys there if I can sue LOV for sexual harrassment. :-)

ToddPacker said...

in a related story.... 150 firefighters raided the local 7-11 and cleared out all of the fun-yuns and pringles

El Padrino said...

internet fake talk will never hold up in court

now show us your tits
:-)

ToddPacker said...

"I think most of the game will be spent with me asking the attorneys there if I can sue LOV"


how can you can talk with your mouth full?

Judge Michael Sauer said...

"in a related story.... 150 firefighters raided the local 7-11 and cleared out all of the fun-yuns and pringles"

don't forget the local Tacho Bell

Beth said...

You'd actually get a pass ElP, what with your wife being like 7 & 1/2 months pregnant or so. Sex talk like a high school freshman is understandable under those circumstances. :-)

El Padrino said...

phew.

H said...

Thanks TP. I try.

fuck weasels

Beth said...

I figure the rest of you just hate your wives/gf's so as the resident female on LOV I get the misplaced sexual anger... :-)

El Padrino said...

i just called someone Bruce the Jew
(what, his name really is bruce!)

didnt go over well in the office
laying low the rest of the day

El Padrino said...

hate is a strong word beth
more like "sick of?"

Judge Michael Sauer said...

sexual anger can be a lot of fun...or is that angry sex? ah, fuck it.

H said...

Beth you can't sexually harass the willing....

H said...

I'm thoroughly enjoying my weasel pic by the way...

Judge Michael Sauer said...

You need to re-do the weasel pic H. He standing in front of the corss out. It looks like he's overcome it, like he's moved beyond. Like he's getting closer to the rest of us.


Or maybe i'm reading to much into it.

H said...

where'd everybody go?

Beth said...

I think Steve is right, it's like the weasal has escaped.

El Padrino said...

i'm working on my resume today

H said...

you know, judge M.S., I thought the same thing, but when i originally had the weasel behind the cross out, you couldn't tell what it was....

I think it still gets the points across.

ToddPacker said...

"didnt go over well in the office
laying low the rest of the day"



whoops... might need to see the HR dept

Corbin said...

Maybe just recreate another cross bar to go over. Leave his head/feet exposed but just have the / going over him

blue said...

Maybe somebody sued LoG for sexual harrassment and that's why it went bankrupt

blue said...

RIP LoG

El Padrino said...

been there before TP

Beth said...

Nah, LOG went under just cause Steve is cheap. :-)

blue said...

rockies SP giving up only 4 runs in the 3 games against the skanks got major news.


Torre saying that he didn't expect to lose....hahahahahahahahahaahahaha

ToddPacker said...

"been there before TP"


that's not good.... update the hell out of that resume

H said...
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blue said...

I need to update my resume to include my LoV awards accomplishments....it will be a short addition

Mills said...

"You need to re-do the weasel pic H. He standing in front of the corss out. It looks like he's overcome it, like he's moved beyond. Like he's getting closer to the rest of us."

I actually thought that too Stever.

H said...

here you go guys. better?

El Padrino said...

I CALLED SOME BLACK LADY AUNT JEMINIA

not this place, the place before
she started it though

El Padrino said...

better h

Mills said...

better Aitch. Put that Weasel in its place. Sit on it too!

H said...

weasy, your reverse psychology will not work on me.

H said...

half day today, I'm psyched.

Mills said...

how bout my jedi-mind tricks? i am 1st in the IQ power rankings you know?

Mills said...

totally objectively too, i might add.

El Padrino said...

i hate lesbians that go out of thier way to look like a man

i saw this lady this am with short hair on top but long towards the bottom, and it was curled

blue said...

half day? what do you they have teacher in-service in the afternoon or something?

blue said...

I am having trouble writing sentences this morning

El Padrino said...

I'd like to share a pic with you

H said...

again, i collect bills. 11-8 mon-thurs, 8-5 most fridays, occasionally 8-12 friday and 8-12 saturday. :-)

Judge Michael Sauer said...

I've never seen a "true" lesibian in person that was good looking. I think they're a myth, they don't exist.

Kind'a like the "Rev Diet".

El Padrino said...

valid point judge

blue said...

midget mullets are the best

blue said...

"I've never seen a "true" lesibian in person that was good looking. I think they're a myth, they don't exist."

I would like beth's input on this subject.

Iamunstoppable said...

h, saturdays? wtf.

arent most of your clients at the flea market then anyways?

Beth said...

"I've never seen a "true" lesibian in person that was good looking"

Actually, they do exist - you just had no idea they were lesbians.

H said...

actually i collect pretty well on saturdays. hit em before their fully awake and they are more likley to be agreeable.

blue said...

do you sing them a song when you collect from them?

blue said...

"makin your way in the world today takes everything you've got...gettin some help with all your worries sure would help a lot"

H said...

no, but maybe I should try. music does sooth the savage beat. and there is no beast more savage than an angry debtor.

Judge Michael Sauer said...

Beth -

You mean to tell me that the hot chick at the Dr offices down the street may very well be getting it on with the receptionist?


That's Awsome.

blue said...

i like to believe that all the hot 4 of the hot strippers I've ever seen like to munch on the rug

El Padrino said...

i like the dental assistants

i wish they would touch me when i go under but what bothers me about that is how would i know it was them?

thejaywhite said...

TJW TOP 3 and BOTTOM 3: losers on this site.

TOP 3:

Zeke- seems like the only person I could stand in real life.

Tem- 2nd least morals on the site, again someone I could probably stand in real life.

Beth- no real reason here, seems like she has more of a social brain than the others on this site.

Bottom 3

1. Mills- Mr. Moral high ground.

2. JF- Not sure what it is with this guy but I think its his name, it makes no sense to me.

3. The rest of you that did not make top 3.

blue said...

so sportscenter is ranking the defenses from worst to best in the NFC East...the first two they show #4. washington and #3 Giants, all they show is those teams getting blowed up...but when they show Dallas and Philly, all they show is clips of their defense being stout...i feel like the video manipulation is decaying my brain

H said...

wow, TJW comin with the unprovoked attack...

blue said...

re: TJW's Rankings

maybe you should've included bench and 40 times so we could get a better understanding

H said...

im thinkin of taking a cruise to the beach this afternoon :-)

El Padrino said...

a loser list without tjw

sure

H said...

hopefully no one calls greenpeace this time... ;-)

Beth said...

re: TJW's Rankings

Not sure what it is, but high school guys always seem to like me... :-)

Judge Michael Sauer said...

beat me to it

thejaywhite said...

Beth,you were a distant 3rd behind 1,2..

tem said...

it's good to know that i somehow make the top 3 in almost every list.

Iamunstoppable said...

beth is LOV's mrs robinson/stiflers mom.

Beth said...

"Beth,you were a distant 3rd behind 1,2.."

Obviously, I can't bench as much as they can.

tem said...

blue are you saying SC picks their highlights to support their theories??

Corbin said...

"Obviously, I can't bench as much as they can. "

But i bet you DO wear tighter shirts beth...gotta factor that in

blue said...

"blue are you saying SC picks their highlights to support their theories?? "

i feel manipulated

Iamunstoppable said...

tjw, what color are your anal beads?

Judge Michael Sauer said...

two dudes finish way above a chick in TJW's list.


no shocker there

The Ghost of MVN said...

it's quiet at the office this morning. Too quiet. I feel Like Billy (Native American dude) in Predator standing on that log waiting for the alien to come rip his spine out.

El Padrino said...

anal bead question is foony

El Padrino said...

GET TO THE CHOPPPER!

Iamunstoppable said...

whenever they are trying to make one of the leagues shitty teams look good, they always have to show a game against the Lions. always.

blue said...

don't worry mvn, just look for one of the guys who will become a governor someday...the place is littered with them

The Ghost of MVN said...

El P - working on the resume at the office is always quality.

tem said...

sometimes they show them against tampa.

El Padrino said...

gotta be prepared knowhatimsayin

tem said...

my resume has not been updated in 4 years. i hope to never have to update it.

blue said...

"sometimes they show them against tampa."

that's only when they are trying to make the lions look good

blue said...

boobs are fun to see

sfw...i think

tem said...

or the defense.

"watch how the defender picks off the pass thrown right at him.

that's good defense!"

"watch the d-lineman go untouched and sack the QB.

that's good defense!"

El Padrino said...

looking to move to middle office

in order to obtain respect and power you gotta make the money first

that's what tony montana said

thejaywhite said...

women are slightly above rats and colored folks....that says a lot about the people on the bottom 3

The Ghost of MVN said...

I'm thinking about taking the GRE. Just incase.

El Padrino said...

she's got the goods

blue said...

colored folks?

do Canadians still think its 1952?

tem said...

i would pay a small amount of money to read a dialouge between TJW and the NOISB guy.

El Padrino said...

tjw is excited, school lets out any day now

blue said...

NOISB guy would destroy TJW

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm just gonna stop catching up on comments.


TGIF!!!!

The Ghost of MVN said...

Jay white - Is this ranking in regular numeric figures or is it some metric system scale?

ToddPacker said...

tjw copied weazy in the list/ranking department.... that's funny

ToddPacker said...

tem is always a fan favorite

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey! Racism! A staple of Canuk culture.

thejaywhite said...

racism is funny...it will never not be...who is this noisb guy

The Ghost of MVN said...

nation of islam sports blog

thejaywhite said...

I believe I have figured out why people are homos.

Basically someone is a social outcast, and they have no friends, dont fit in with the cool crowd, so they figure out that the gays accept everyone so they decide to go fagging for friends....

I call this my dungeons and dragons theory on gays

ToddPacker said...

be careful tjw, the noisb guy benches 250 and wears a tight turban

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

One of the people I babysit called in to work today because his friend allegedly got shot in the knee last night.

Seriously dude? He got shot shot in the fucking knee. He's not gonna die.

blue said...

"be careful tjw, the noisb guy benches 250 and wears a tight turban "

yeah but his 40 time is weak

Iamunstoppable said...

im with MVN, we need the conversion rate for this list before we know how to take it..

Iamunstoppable said...


who wants to cuddle?



please advise RE: "fagging for friends"..

blue said...

"Seriously dude? He got shot shot in the fucking knee. He's not gonna die"

Bill Bellamy had a joke about this...something about how his cousin got shot in the ankle...and at his funeraly bellamy just kept saying "you ain't hard, you ain't street"

Spaceman Spiff said...

watch the college world series if only for ERIN ANDREWS, she's all over it, in game reporting, postgame AT THE DESK, orel wants oral from her.

PUPPIES(espn makes her wear sweaters)

thejaywhite said...

ouch..i would not want to get shot in the fucking knee

blue said...

it's like 110 degrees in Omaha, and EA is wearing sweaters

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't wnt to get shot in the knee either. But, my co-worker ain't the one that got shot.

The Ghost of MVN said...

Meiz what did they get shot with? A .22 probably would not exit. If it got into some vessels or some junk it could have a chance to travel up to the the heart or brain and do some damage. That said they will be ok. Like you said it was the knee. Those chances have to be really slim. If it was anything higher than a .22 there was probably an exit wound and they will definitely live.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"espn makes her wear sweaters"

ESPN is gay.

Iamunstoppable said...

told bossman i'm taking a half day. my buddy meiz has a co-worker who's friend got shot..

i'm grieving.

Iamunstoppable said...

espn enjoys fagging for friends.

Iamunstoppable said...

mvn is a professional hitman.

blue said...

blocking Iam

Iamunstoppable said...

and i'll drag my balls across tjw's braces (legs or teeth, your choice) for the zzzzzzzzz

Iamunstoppable said...

fucking whore.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not sure MVN. This dude needs to keep better company. He had to move recently and chose not to heed my advice of moving to the suburbs.

He's a dumbfuck 22-23 year-old kid.

Iamunstoppable said...

spin move

Iamunstoppable said...

SUB!

blue said...

i almost got shot at a 7-11 once...it was a kid with a bb gun and an attitude but it probably would have hurt a little bit.

El Padrino said...

watch out for that large vein, i heard it's a bleeder

ToddPacker said...

did someone actually shoot him or was is some kind of accident

The Ghost of MVN said...

When DiCaprio shot that dude in the knee on the Departed it looked like it hurt. But that's the movies. They always take creative liberties.

thejaywhite said...

the bullet would travel through the veins to the brain?

gimme a break

El Padrino said...

they say the gut and the kneww are the two placed you dont want to get shot

they are the most painful

blue said...

i'd rather not get shot in the face

blue said...

"i'd rather not get shot in the face "

something beth never says in bed

blue said...

and yes, i pulled a WC and responded to my own comment

blue said...

or maybe that was TP who did that the other day

tem said...

i'd rather get shot in the knee than the nuts.

at least i am pretty sure.

tem said...

that was TP

blue said...

and that's how you take it hard to the rack for a Zzzzzzzzzzz

blue said...

i'd rather get shot in the knee than get stuck in an elevator with weazy

tem said...

it was almost a premie z

The Ghost of MVN said...

Like the perfect storm it's a possibility. Maybe it's an artery and not vein but they can travel through the blood system.

tem said...

how long are you going to be stuck?

anything under 15 minutes and I'll take the elevator.

tem said...

15-45 kneee

45+ head shot is fine.

blue said...

i wonder what Joe Poz has to say today.


(s)

ToddPacker said...

"15-45 kneee

45+ head shot is fine."



hahhahahaa

tem said...

track coach and 16yr old

H said...

of course now they call a meetin at 12:15. looks like I'll be here later than originally planned.

ToddPacker said...

tem, why are not at lunch?

tem said...

probably already linked.

i'm due to do that.

Corbin said...

ELP...followup to my "i wonder how much D Lee will go up in ranks after yestedays game"...

went from 70 to 58.

King Felix cut his rank in half

ToddPacker said...

her name is windy?

Iamunstoppable said...

anything above 15 seconds, i'll take the bullet directly into my artery in hopes it will attack my brain.

tem said...

tem, why are not at lunch?

i am trying the later lunch thing.

tem said...

going to go with some folks from downstairs.

thejaywhite said...

lol..how can u mary a 16 year old..lol

tem said...

haha, yeah they named their kid windy and wonder why she ended up fucked up?

because you named her WINDY!!

Iamunstoppable said...

bestest teachers around

ToddPacker said...

someone left the corby milk out

tem said...

parents sign a consent form.

apparently it is A OK in North Carolina.

blue said...

a double lol from a future track coach...16 is too old for TJW

whocares said...

TPS is crafty. I think it pulled a Costanza and just made a place to sleep under my desk. He was here when I got in this morning and he doesnt want to leave.

tem said...

iam that link is awesome.

blue said...

the lady who got in trouble in CO was kind of hot

El Padrino said...

nice linkage

thejaywhite said...

i gotta fault the parents here..how do u sign off on that

thejaywhite said...

andher names windy..lol

so stupid..parents dont sound smart

tem said...

hahaha, there are like 10 women under 25 who got 9 months or something for sex with kids.

this one 40yr old lady got 30 years.

whocares said...

Most of those women were very doable.


I would've been on top of them in hike school. You know, given the opportunity.

thejaywhite said...

apple in my eye...now thats fagger talk

tem said...

now it is HUNGRY time.

tem said...

i would have nailed almost all of those chicks in hike school (probably 75%).

not the 40+yr old though. she was fugly.

whocares said...

I think her name is Windy.

thejaywhite said...

it is weird..most female sex predators are hot

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