Monday, June 04, 2007

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Billy D going back to FLA?

TP just ejaculated.


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JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

tp ♥ billy d

tem said...
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tem said...

i got to work on time again. so as to not get fired.

it seemed like a good idea.

tem said...

johnny morton got his ass beat in an mma fight.

tem said...

joey chestnut can eat weiners.

tem said...

NASCAR is today.

Should I take a 3hr lunch to watch?

I mean, I did get here on time. What more could they want from me?

tem said...

It would be a mistake to think that I won't just post 100 comments in a row.

tem said...

billy D is going all RR on the magic.

El Padrino said...

rip bacala

El Padrino said...

you were a funny bastard

El Padrino said...

how retarded was the double A braves coach?

El Padrino said...

billy d is retarded

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Have they disclosed the fine/suspension on that yet ELP?

What about Zambrano/Barrett, did they announce the fine?

El Padrino said...

sheffield is funny

Iam best in show said...

u h8 blaque peeple.

El Padrino said...

cubs announced a fine for both, no suspension (disclosed amount)

nothing on that double A guy

El Padrino said...

and latins

El Padrino said...

and chinese, russians

i hate all

tem said...

what did the AA guy do?

You all are lucky I got called into a meeting.

I would have gotten to 50 posts in a row.

El Padrino said...

tell me you missed the double A guy? No sportscenter this weekend for TeM?

ToddPacker said...

my head hurts

El Padrino said...

I still wish I had a pet Komodo Dragon

ToddPacker said...

2 day hang over

ToddPacker said...

"tp ♥ billy d"

"billy D is going all RR on the magic"

"billy d is retarded"



yes, yes and yes

tem said...

0 sportscenter for me.

Beth said...

Video of the Braves' AA manager's meltdown

Iam best in show said...

ya know this blog is really great..

Iam best in show said...

i'm just glad i willed it to being all that it could be.

im happy that my fellow bloggers could step up.. but because of me, we're going to the promise land.

this was all done by my will. and my attacking. i attacked at will.

i just made you important.

tem said...

ahahaahahah, he grenaded him with the rosin bag.

Iam a cornucopia of troof said...

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SPECIAL

tem said...

can you make me taller?

Iam a cornucopia of troof said...

i can make anything. i'm a global icon for deity's sake.

El Padrino said...

can you shrink my penis

it's too big

Iam a Global Icon said...

now thats better

Iam a Global Icon said...

penis comment? cue beth...

El Padrino said...

Tem mentioned it, I will link it....Ladies and Gentelmen, MR. Johnnie Morton

Beth said...

ElP, that's brave of you to "come out" and admit that you want you iam messing with your penis.

(Couldn't disappoint you there iam, although I know I've had much better comebacks.)

Mills said...

why was Johnny Morton fighting?

Iam a Global Icon said...

damn, im gonna have to wait all day just to see that great...

38 seconds.

blue said...

I'm not sure why that AA manager was crawling on the ground, but that's funny right there...It's not as good as the guy from the rockies organization last year that dove into 2nd base.

I've never understood the kicking dirt, or covering up home plate with dirt. Don't they realize that the umpire has a brush?

El Padrino said...

the chinses people jumping up and down in the corner of the other fighter was hilarious

Iam a Global Icon said...

nicely done, Bethelzda. like any great hitter does, u gotta take whats given to you. not much to work with? just drive it to the opposite field..

anyone: how bout sopranos, eh?

blue said...

thundersticks at an MMA fight...i hate LA

El Padrino said...

"there's no greater cocksucker than Phil Leotardo"

-Paulie, you make me smile

El Padrino said...

Memo to Silvio:

When there is a mafia hit on you, carry a gun on you not in your man purse.

Regards, Death.

El Padrino said...

no chance meadow gets naked in the final episode i guess

El Padrino said...

Notice he was sleepin with the AK that Bobby got him

El Padrino said...

that's a soprano's natty ZZZZZ

tem said...

maybe she will be naked the whole time.

blue said...

yeah...sil is kind of a dipshit. maybe you leave out the back entrance, drive some other way.

All the naked people outside watching was kind of corny though

blue said...

memo to Johnnie Morton:

if you've had troubles with concussions in the NFL, MMA is probably not a great career

Iam a Global Icon said...

silvio: looks like a bad halloween costume.

blue said...

bobby gettin chopped down in the train store is all kinds of hilarity

blue said...

and how fuckin stupid is Bobby. think about it, if you think you just took out Phil, don't you think there'll be some retribution coming back. Whether Tony tells you that or not.

blue said...

E's girlfriend on Entourage is so smoking hot.

blue said...

and you know Drama's show isn't going to get picked up now that he bought a condo for 1.5M

El Padrino said...

bobby always been a dumb bastard, funny though, phone was in the jacket

El Padrino said...

tony draggin that puss aj around was comedy too

blue said...

"bobby dying makes me really depressed"


no shit AJ get the fuck up and get out of bed before you're dead too

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Speaking of Dragons ELP...is this not the largest one you've ever seen?

Mills said...

huh? corbin. please advise. did you check your link first?

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Didn't Brock Lesner have his first MMA fight as well? Anyone know that outcome?

Iam a Global Icon said...

"tony draggin that puss aj around was comedy too"

top quality

El Padrino said...

that video link from corb looks like rev

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Mills...it's one of parson's buddies, but he doesn't mind living up to the racial stereotypes. Everyone calls him "Yoshi." Upon further inspection I found out they call him that because he's asian and eats all the time.

And he, like Dylan, SPITS HOT FIRE!!

blue said...

that link by corbin should have been on the new blog

lordzofwhogivesafuck.blogspot.com

Spaceman Spiff said...

braves AA = hilarious

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Sorry for wasting that 14 seconds of your life for the Dylan joke, Blue...at your age you have to cherish all the moments you have left...

Spaceman Spiff said...

morton took a regular shot to the cheekbone and was out for like 5 minutes, and they put a UCLA colored neck brace on him haha.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he refused a urine test after the fight = roided up. he never was that big, idiot

El Padrino said...

and the will ferrel/sasha cohen thing was over the top, i mean just nasty

i immediately watched a porno (hetero) after seeing that

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

He probably didn't want to piss blood from the stretcher

Spaceman Spiff said...

bagels and kakes are a good morale booster for the team

El Padrino said...

we should have a draft for rev's players and delete his team

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

"bagels and kakes are a good morale booster for the team "

Yea, it's typically easy to beat a team that hasn't been updated since May 17th that has their number 1 draft pick on the bench

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I can do that El P.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Tem...good matchup last week.

El Padrino said...

let's get it done then
Bruce Almighty gets the 1st pick
I love lamp next and so on

El Padrino said...

we can do it here, live

El Padrino said...

should we run it by him first (rev)
via a post or something

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

But, if I do that, it's an automatic win for anyone the plays him the rest of the season. Which isn't really fair.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Because I don't think I can delete the team completely...let me check.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Yeah, I can only delete teams before the draft.

So basically, he'd sit there without any players on his team, getting beat up every week.

tem said...

I could use a 12-0 week.

tem said...

my team is spent now. it gave freak's team all it could handle.

tem said...

and HUNGRY.

blue said...

that's not fair the 12-0 week that is. especially for teams that have already played the bagels and kakes

blue said...

just leave rev's team alone

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I can edit his roster so he actually has his good players in.

El Padrino said...

i guess that's the only option, editing his players

christ at least put howard in there

blue said...

I left a comment on Rev's blog...he'll do the right thing

Spaceman Spiff said...

corb, thats exactly what i meant

Iam a Global Icon said...

that makes me sad

blue said...

billy donovan is a douchebag if he goes back to U of Florida

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...
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blue said...

Maybe donovan didn't realize that shaq and penny don't play for the magic anymore. They introduced him to some of the players and he was like "where are the good players, are they all on vacation or something"

ebntx said...

i hope he lost some recruits because of it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where the the hell was the Sopranos/Entourage commentary last night when I wanted to discuss. I hate you all.

Spaceman Spiff said...

britney in a thong bikini

jugdish said...

Lesner wins MMA debut

I like how during the intros they list 3 time WWE champion as one of his accomplishments.

isiah thomas said...

you can't edit rev's team until EVERYONE has had a chance to play him once.

It's not fair to the teams yet to play him.

blue said...

maybe donovan found out that Otis Smith had no intentions of trying to trade Dwight Howard for Joakim Noah

isiah thomas said...

I'd knock the crabs off brit-brit's pussy.

isiah thomas said...

E's chick did look exceptionally hot last night.

isiah thomas said...

Orlando would be douchebags to keep donovan at this point.

isiah thomas said...

I was watching the MTV movie awards pre-show, it was an hour long preview for Transformers.

isiah thomas said...

Did Joey Chestnut beat Kobayashi? If no then IDGAF.

blue said...

chestnuts will face off with kobayashi on the 4th of july

isiah thomas said...

SA should put up a statue of Cheap Shot Rob.

Playoff MVP

El Padrino said...

some brooke burke

El Padrino said...

he beat his record

like blue said july 4th at nathans they go head to head

blue said...

i like brooke

Spaceman Spiff said...

100% chance chestnut chokes(figuratively). kobayashi cannot be defeated

isiah thomas said...

bout time America stepped up its eating game.

You still gots to beat the man to be the man.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

yeah, but 60 franks? God Damn.

isiah thomas said...

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

isiah thomas said...

In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.

I hope she means financial/bi-niss related decisions.

The jail should have cut a deal to web-cast her stay.

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue,
have you heard about the possible camby deal

jugdish said...

Does anyone know what the steroid testing policy is in MMA?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nuggets want to dump salary, and the possibility is camby for kwame's expiring contract and some garbage or a draft pick.

i will laugh if this happens

isiah thomas said...

Spiff I heard Camby for Kwame and change.

El Padrino said...

NON EXISTENT

isiah thomas said...

Does anyone know what the steroid testing policy is in MMA?


"take them"

Spaceman Spiff said...

judg,
maybe varies by league, but morton was already suspended for refusing the urine test after his 'fight' so i guess they test

Spaceman Spiff said...

DPOY for an expiring contract, ahahah

jugdish said...

Donovan back at FL...Magic to offer job to SVG.

isiah thomas said...

I'm blocked on the morton vid, did he get knocked out cold?

Spaceman Spiff said...

the best part is, they can still use odom and bynum to get someone else.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, wasnt a hard shot, just a punch to the cheek and he was OUT

El Padrino said...

like really OUT

El Padrino said...

like "you got knocked the FUCK OUT"

chris tucker type shit

blue said...

re: Camby deal

the news here is that the lakers called and offered that deal and that Rex Chapman fell out of his chair laughing at them.

The owner hasn't told them to dump salary yet, as of right now they are paying a 10M tax next season and he doesn't seem to mind.

blue said...

Rex Chapman said that they plan on bringing Camby back

jugdish said...

"Drug testing at mixed martial arts events in the United States is handled by state athletic commissions, not by the MMA promotions such as Pride or the UFC."

jugdish said...

I found this quote funny:

"When Pride runs its first show in the United States on October 21st at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, the drug testing will be different than it normally is in Pride. For one thing, there will be drug testing."

from this article.

isiah thomas said...

So Morton got Red'd?

DAT'S MY BIKE PUNK

ToddPacker said...

tps has been upgraded from a storm to a hurricane

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue,
it was too good to be true, especially with kupchak invlolved

isiah thomas said...

Corby didn't accept my Melky Cabrera for Grady Sizemore deal....

wth?

isiah thomas said...

re: soprano's

I thought it was funny when Paulie goes "hey check out the legs on blondie" when him and Tony were cleaning out the kitchen. All hell has broken loose and Paulie blurts this out. classic.

blue said...

If tony is supposed to be hiding out, why did he go to Paulie's house?

blue said...

that show "John from Cincinnati" that is following soprano's next week...looks really dumb

isiah thomas said...

I thought Tony and his shrink we're going to get it on when she dumped him.

Him putting the recipe back in the magazine was also funny.

tem said...

sure change rev's roster when I play him.

tem said...

everyone is trying to keep the moosecock down.

El Padrino said...

he went to paulie's house?

Mills said...

for the record. you can't mess with rev's roster UNTIL EVERYONE HAS PLAYED HIM. That just ain't right. With 18 teams and only 4-6 playoff spots, you can't do that.

blue said...

EP-
I was pretty sure that was paulie's house, but maybe not. Paulie parking out front would kind of give away that they were there I would think.

mafia needs to have "fire" drills and stuff so that when this happens everyone knows what to do.

isiah thomas said...

it looked like they ended up at Bobby's lakehouse

Iam a Global Icon said...

it looked like they were at some shitbox house in Jersey.

El Padrino said...

i thought it was just a house somewhere, not nec. paulie's
dont matter, if phil dont get his before tony does ima be mad

Phil 2
Tony 0

blue said...

how the fuck do the stupid italians get the wrong dude too...i mean c'mon..

stupid italians

El Padrino said...

OHHHHH

he looked like phil ya mortadella

Iam a Global Icon said...

i think that was a cutdown.

El Padrino said...

it was

blue said...

i wasn't sure why EP was talking about bologna

blue said...

i'm taking the early tem lunch approach today.

tem said...

temlunch is great

Iam a Global Icon said...

i was thinking mushrooms

El Padrino said...

ss was funny last night and her boobs looked good so there

Iam a Global Icon said...

a guy here just got a porn video in his work email.

i know this because i, along with everyone on this side of the room, heard a girl screaming "UHuhUH!uh!UH!UH!uh!H!UH!H!!!!!!!!" quite loudly.

tasteful. classy. keepin it real.

tem said...

awesome.

that guy will be fired by the end of the week.

hope it wasn't you.

El Padrino said...

that guy has balls for opening it up, that'd me

El Padrino said...

Tiger woods is a baller

blue said...

i wonder if that figure for Peyton Manning for earnings included the 200k he got for appearing at that girl's sweet 16 party

tem said...

P. Manning is a prostitute for underage chicks?

El Padrino said...

i need something to wiki

blue said...

tem never saw this story about peyton?

I'll have to see if I can dig it up

El Padrino said...

tem's memory is mush at best

blue said...

Peyton sweet 16

Peyton's people trying to explain

tem said...

tems memory is fubar.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Soprano family will be eliminated.

Iam a Global Icon said...

aj is gonna finish the job himself this time.


doitdoitdoitdoit. the voices are calling..

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, are you retarded?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

So...you're telling me you wouldn't take 200K to appear at a party?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

And to zeke and mills...Rev had been adjusting his lineup previously, so what should we do for the people that played him back then?

Whiners.

tem said...

that morton stuff still makes me laugh.

and then I think of this:

"if you've had troubles with concussions in the NFL, MMA is probably not a great career"

and laugh more

blue said...

no meiz, i am not..i take it you did not like my offer for one of your 32 second basemen

tem said...

i would appear at a part for 2$

tem said...

blue i was going to accept that last kinsler trade.

blue said...

tem, i didn't kill it, maybe it expires after a certain amount of time or something

tem said...

when i went back it was gone.

like kaiser soze.

Iam a Global Icon said...

poof

blue said...

poof it is back

Iam a Global Icon said...

i just dropped out of character.



and now im back in.


no wait, i was just acting like i was back in...

tem said...

the NASCAR owner old dude just died...apparently.

isiah thomas said...

Billy D update:

Orlando will release Billy D from his contract penalty free as long as Billy D makes public the sex tape of him getting gang banged by Noah, Horford, Brewer and Lee Humphrey.

Iam a Global Icon said...


the EP affect

isiah thomas said...

And to zeke and mills...Rev had been adjusting his lineup previously, so what should we do for the people that played him back then?

Whiners.

freak are you fucking serious?

Don't touch is fucking roster dipshit.

isiah thomas said...

freak don't be a scumbag about this.

you can't abritrarily change someone's roster bc you feel like it.

Mills said...

Freak is the epitome of the Commish who makes arbitrary decisions mid-season. You just can't do it.

If we weren't going to change the rules on transactions limits at the beginning of the season (1st week), you can't start messing with peoples' lineups now.

Mills said...

what happens when you "forget" to start somebody or start somebody that somebody else would have dropped a long time ago. LEAVE HIS ROSTER BE.

isiah thomas said...

freak Bruce Almighty had all of his pitchers either NA or DL earlier this season and nothing was done. You get the point.

Don't be a db on this.

El Padrino said...

porn makes the world go round

that's a tshirt right there son
do work

isiah thomas said...

one good thing about Bobby being dead is that at least there is now a 0% chance of a sex scene between him and janice

tem said...

I think we should have another draft midseason.

Rev said...

please make any changes that you deem necessary to my team....thank you and have a nice day

Iam a Global Icon said...

i wanted to janice's fake Stones tat bouncing around.. woulda made the show.

Iam a Global Icon said...

a Rev LoVAN appearance, nice.

blue said...

i don't think there will be anymore sex scenes in sopranos

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