Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The sweet, comforting aroma of...




Here's lookin' at you, kiddie.

(it's real, but not mine. BK parking lot. i think it's a worker, judging by the graduation tassle hanging on the rearview. at least they're accepting it early on.)

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isiah thomas said...

ahahahahhaahahahahahah

accept your lot in life

isiah thomas said...

freak did you really give yourself the 1st pick in the draft?

isiah thomas said...

weazy and corby leave rocket trails all over each others faces

ToddPacker said...

schoenweis and heilman must die.... way to ruin a great OP game... nice work at 2b valentin

ToddPacker said...

"rocket trails" is funny

Beth said...

Tough loss for the Mets last night TP, especially with both the Braves and Phils winning. Andruw hit a 3-run homer though so watch out if he finally wakes up (although I think it was more just an aberration).

El Padrino said...

i'm seriously considering putting a hit out on Schoenweiss

El Padrino said...

he's brutal

El Padrino said...

fuck ahndru

El Padrino said...

even when he's hot he has holes in his swing

El Padrino said...

big 4 game set against phils this weekend

El Padrino said...

KG to the suns report

El Padrino said...

the bizarre benoit details

Beth said...

ElP, it's good to see you still posting despite your sorrow about TJW leaving. You're such a trooper...

blue said...

i still think an OCP is in order over there

ToddPacker said...

"big 4 game set against phils this weekend"


huge

ToddPacker said...

wtf.... the clown was giving his 7 year old son steroids?

blue said...

steroids are bad...mmmm kay?

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

chrome feet down low and my impala wet black

-TI

ToddPacker said...

"benoit's pulley"..... funny stuff

El Padrino said...

yea beth, i'm being strong, but please know that i'm hurtin inside

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

btw, "kiddie" = canadian.

Mills said...

What a game last night. Unbelievable start to the series.

Can't wait for tonights showing.

Is it on ESPN?

El Padrino said...

btw Live Free or Die Hard comes out today

in case anyone didnt know

ToddPacker said...

"btw Live Free or Die Hard comes out today"


kobe's in that right

blue said...

i think live free of die hard will be ok, even though I'm going in with very very low expectations

blue said...

although John McClane is one of the all time best movie characters

El Padrino said...

SG took deke's Soprano link

fucking poaching sissy

fuck em up deke

whocares said...

Best line of the Benoit article:



He said his wife and kid were sick. Of course, they were dead.

blue said...

SG's chat yesterday his #1 reason for wanting KG and Kobe to play together was "it would answer any question we've ever had about either of them"

I tried to get him to post my response to that but he wouldn't

my response:
"I don't see how KG playing for the lakers answers the question of what really went on in that Hotel room in colorado. So obviously it wouldn't answer all the questions about Kobe"

tem said...

my energy level is about a negative 10 today.

i am going to just surrender to TPS and let it have its way with me.


be gentle...

tem said...

maybe spiff can answer that later.

tem said...

spiff can answer the SG question that is.

blue said...

How come I never see this on the beach

sorta nsfw

blue said...

now that is some ghetto booty

Ice-t's wife

tem said...

because you live in denver

tem said...

in case anyone was wondering i do not recommend chris cornell's version of billie jean.

tem said...

also i don't know who chris cornell is either.

blue said...

chris cornell is the former lead singer of soundgarden

blue said...

and i think audioslave was the name of the band he was in with the leftovers from Rage Against the MAchine

ToddPacker said...

i can't get the plain white t's delilah song out of my head.... this could ruin my day

tem said...

start thinking about boyz II men and end of the road, or it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

tem said...

those fuckers are still in my head.

tem said...

and every now and then the lyrics to i'll make love to you or a song for mama pops in there.

i believe this is why my energy level is a solid -10.

tem said...

i'm going insane.

blue said...

"ooooooooh it's what you do to me....oh, it's what you do to me"

tem said...

and to top it all off my parents never gave me roids when i was young, so i doubt their love for me.

blue said...

motown philly back again...doin a little east coast swing

blue said...

your parents never choked you to death either...which is good for you, but sad for them

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

i love how the made the LFDH trailer as dumbed down as possible..

"i'm gonna kill him. i'm gonna get my daugher, then i'm gonna kill him. kill. get daughter. kill. kill him!"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Re: Sopranos link.

I got it from Steve Czaban's site.

ToddPacker said...

bIIm are draining all of tem's energy...

ToddPacker said...

that wasn't cool, blue

blue said...

i saw BIIM in concert when I was 19...yeah, i'm that awesome

El Padrino said...

i like coco

tem said...

hey wait, why is that sad for them??

ToddPacker said...

"that wasn't cool, blue"


the delilah lyrics, that is

El Padrino said...

tps just dragged rocket trail on me

El Padrino said...

i'll be scarce today

carry on

tem said...

the first concert I ever went to was boyz II men, brian mcknight, and TLC.

tem said...

ha that killed everyone.

tem said...

well now that the rest of you are gone i can send a few random text messages.

blue said...

i'm still here

blue said...

i was just looking at the suck that is my fbb team

tem said...

hmmm

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

potatoE.

blue said...

potawtoe

Beth said...

Personally, I like the Delilah song.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brewers are getting fat on shitty teams...That gap is getting like Persia's gap.

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

hold your tongue, whench.

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

"Brewers are getting fat on shitty teams"

cause they get no hit when they play good ones. gotta take what u can get.

blue said...

deke, what's the word on Bush...I read that he's going to the pen, but they're only giving Gallardo one more start, then Bush will go back into the rotation, because they want to save Gallardo's arm.

What's the real dealio

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

tem's non-knowledge of X Cornell is troublesome.

Beth said...

I also enjoyed tem's delayed reaction on blue's "sad for them" comment.

El Padrino said...

Madhu Sanapala is coming to my desk to install a new program.

wish me luck

tem said...

yeah no roids and no smothering.

lose lose.

tem said...

oh and good luck with that.

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

chris benoit's soul is burning for pumping his kid full of roids.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cause they get no hit when they play good ones. gotta take what u can get."

I'm pretty sure the Brewers took 2 of 3 in y'alls joint. And even outhit the Tigers despite the no-hitter.

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

(do u hear the screams, Clarice?)

Beth said...

Well no roids may be a good thing - hopefully it means you're not freakishly small as Benoit's kid apparently was. Cause the worst part about being freakishly small is not being able to find tight t-shirts.

El Padrino said...

wrestling is dead to me now
there is a crazy # of wrasslers that dropped dead before age 45

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

maybe not.

El Padrino said...

DeNiro, Pacino and 50 Cent

coming to a theaters near you

"Righteous Kill"

El Padrino said...

catch you guys later, Madhu is on his way down

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That movie will suck.

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

sweet, but u still got ... no hit.

blue said...

meiz are you ignoring my gallardo/bush question?

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

i wish one of those 80 bullets woulda hit 50 in a major artery.

blue said...

no way, then he'd be even richer

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

he wouldve died trying.

ToddPacker said...

i hate bluetooth guy walking around the office all day with that crap on his ear.... he's not even on the phone

blue said...

flight of conchords guy had a bluetooth earpiece...but didn't have a phone

whocares said...

Anybody with a bluetooth around here gets a punch in the face.

whocares said...

*Or open handed slap. Depending on my mood.

ToddPacker said...

i gotta check out that show... i haven't seen it yet

ToddPacker said...

"Anybody with a bluetooth around here gets a punch in the face"


an excellent policy and good top of the page material, too

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

no more google chat = curse the admins. i need a way around it.

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

we definitely need to freshen up the TOTPM. who can do that, just rev?

blue said...

WC-
you ever had a burger from Milo's? Is it all it's cracked up to be?

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

march MADNESS

blue said...

that was madness

ToddPacker said...

why do i have the feeling that weazy loves the bluetooth

blue said...

i'm going to create 'greentooth' it's going to be for enviromentally conscious people...but probably not dentists

blue said...

the benefits will be that it runs on solar power, so it will have a huge solar panel connected to your ear..

blue said...

or maybe i can figure out a way to make it work on corn/ethanol

El Padrino said...

i like the bluetooth policy

i'll enforce it here except i will be using a roundhouse kick instead of punch

El Padrino said...

whoever angela davis afro is, i sent u sumtin

El Padrino said...

Madhu is late. Damn Indians.

blue said...

how come nobody send me nothin

Spaceman Spiff said...

iam,
try https instead of http in the address bar gor gmail chat workaround

Spaceman Spiff said...

or you can use google talk google.com/talk, its the same thing just doesnt access your email, its straight chat

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

spiff, still cock blocked. curses.

i wonder if that IP ping would work. dont remember what zeke said though.

El Padrino said...

i wanna make it rain one dollar bills

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"meiz are you ignoring my gallardo/bush question?"

Sorry, I forgot. Nobody knows around here. Every story or leak that comes out says something different. I'm hoping for Bush to the pen.

Ideally, Yost would do a Bush/Vargas #5 thing. Where you can start with either one and bring the other in in the middle of the game. Or something of the sort.

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

and the talk page is totally blocked.

funnier even.. i typed in "google chat disabled by admin" and they block a regular google search... gotta go to dogpile/yahoo/anything else to search that phrase.


IS THIS EFFIN CHINA?

Spaceman Spiff said...

iam,
they have sites that run a gmail chat proxy, but you are logging in on their site so its not secure

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

i rain change.

or canadian money. same thing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

no google search? thats fucked up

blue said...

security is for the weak

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive recently become a 1-3 PM IT guy at my company, so i have admin skillz now

blue said...

does anyone else want to sign up for the keeper league? we only have 7 (seven) so far

El Padrino said...

admin skillz pay the billz

Spaceman Spiff said...

they only have 2 months left to sign up

ToddPacker said...

keeper league = freaks league... right

Spaceman Spiff said...

still shocked that vitamin water energy drinks came out so crappy, normal vitamin water is too good

blue said...

that would be correct TP

ToddPacker said...

i got the email from freak.... i just haven't signed up yet.... so count me as the 8th team

Corbin said...

Great line from benoit article

"It's like if you watched 'Rocky,' and in the end it comes out that Rocky killed his wife and his son."

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

hatehatehate on google and their unworkaroundable problem.

blue said...

sometimes I dream...that he is me

blue said...

you've got to see that's how I dream to be..

blue said...

I dream I move...I dream I groove

blue said...

like Mike...if I could be like Mike....i wanna be, i wanna be...like Mike

blue said...

like Mike haterade Z

blue said...

that song will now be stuck in everyone's head, the rest of the day

blue said...

that is my gift to LoV

blue said...

working on a triple double of z's

blue said...

he can't be stopped, you can only hope to contain him

blue said...

NBA HANGTIME/JAMS voice:

"HE'S ON FIRE!"

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

bitch slap

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

complete with roided up 'Zo flex

Spaceman Spiff said...

scrot swipe

blue said...

i just watched a duke basketball player in a youtube video where the background music was "bombs over baghdad"

blue said...

i wonder if Zo will ever admit that roids destroyed his liver or kidney or whatever he had transplanted

El Padrino said...

is ADO in the building or lurking?
i dont even know who that is

blue said...

that's super Deluxe...meiz's friend

isiah thomas said...

is freak's league ppr?

I also saw some freak-esque scoring rules....again.

and he conveniently gave himself the first pick in the draft.

Mills said...

sometimes I dream...that he is me

11:42 AM


blue said...
you've got to see that's how I dream to be..

11:43 AM


blue said...
I dream I move...I dream I groove

11:50 AM




I know the guy that wrote that song.

For real

NS

Mills said...

He also wrote "We love to see you smile" for mcdonalds.

isiah thomas said...

and I'm not sure who that chick is that blue linked to earlier but got damn those are some tig ol bitties

El Padrino said...

marsh something
are those natural

Spaceman Spiff said...

look natural cuz she looks like she could gain 20 el-beez in a split second

Spaceman Spiff said...

but probly not

isiah thomas said...

you'd break your neck giving her a brummmmmmski.

isiah thomas said...

question from earlier about TOTPM, I have access to change it.

isiah thomas said...

weasels are awful - EP

will NEVER be removed though.

El Padrino said...

no...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

AD's Fro is a punk bitch.

Spaceman Spiff said...

BOOM went the amplifiers

El Padrino said...

i'll send my phat offer to someone else then

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

pie

isiah thomas said...

KG and Amare together is intriguing.

But if they deal Amare then in 2 seasons the suns are fucked as both KG and Marion can opt out.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

and punch

isiah thomas said...

*I think they'll both be UFA in 2 seasons not opt out.

Marion is under contract for 1 more season with a player option for 17$mil after that.

isiah thomas said...

hair pie?

isiah thomas said...

poontang pie?

isiah thomas said...

KING OF THE PIES!

*alright maybe Rev is king of Pie

El Padrino said...

where's freak

isiah thomas said...

rev
jelly
velveeta

ctrlf sake

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, can the suns win a title with amare ever? or should they just go balls out and try to get a ring right now

isiah thomas said...

freak needs to splain this first pick bi-niss

Spaceman Spiff said...

wont nash be old in a couple years(back probs) anyways

isiah thomas said...

my counter to that spiff is that they were one CSR hip check away from doing that....

why blow it up?

Amare is under contract till 2010, you can build around him when Nash is done in 2 seasons.

isiah thomas said...

and Suns fans think its already locked up that Grant Hill will be playing here next season.

isiah thomas said...

I can't wait for the niba draft tomorrow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

its locked that grant hill will be on the bench (in a suit most likely)

El Padrino said...

no S?

isiah thomas said...

and KG has been out of the 1st round once, he's not exactly battle tested.

El Padrino said...

i'm actually interested in it too though

El Padrino said...

grant hill has fancy shoes

Spaceman Spiff said...

the suns need horry, back to back titles automatiklee

isiah thomas said...

yeah I'm not sure why they have hard-ons for G-Hill but they think he'll be a good fit running the 2nd team/give them quality depth.

isiah thomas said...

ns on the draft.

isiah thomas said...

if they can get KG and someone move into the top 10 that would be sick

blue said...

grant hill...running..hahahahahaha

isiah thomas said...

trading amare to the hawks though kills the suns getting a high pick out of the hawks next season though.

El Padrino said...

hill cant keep up with CAPTIAN BARBOSA

isiah thomas said...

GHill played 65 games last season at 31 mins a game.

He could play 70+ at 15 mins for the Suns and be effective on the 2nd team.

blue said...

re: draft

ESPN always seems to put the league commish as #1 in the draft, and then you get seeded as you sign up. Once everyone is signed up freak can have it automatically re-set draft positions

isiah thomas said...

The Captain!

he had elbow surgery earlier this summer, said he shouldn't have been playing in the Spurs series.

blue said...

and grant hill...running...hahahahahaha

isiah thomas said...

I figured that might be the case but it said "draft order is set by the LM", which I take to mean what you just said.

I think we need to re-evaluate some of the scoring settings he picked though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the second hill signs with a title contender, his ankle/foot will be a ticking time bomb

isiah thomas said...

eh, GHill @ 15 mins a night isn't far fetched.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Grant can still hoop.

blue said...

Ghill would take all of Jalen Rose's minutes on the suns

jfreak said...

"and he conveniently gave himself the first pick in the draft."

Seriously dude?

The draft order isn't set because all the teams haven't joined.

blue said...

Marion doesn't want to play for the C's...KG doesn't want to play for the C's...who does want to play for them.

Spaceman Spiff said...

being in the playoffs makes it more likely he gets hurt, whens the last time his season was more than 82 games

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