Thursday, June 14, 2007

Running late

Something more.

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tem said...

trampoline

THE CHAMP. said...

keychain

tem said...

wow

tem said...

a record setting slow day

blue said...

never fear, blue is here

blue said...

blue has a surprise picture for today...yesterday was the cool rev pictures, todays is even better.

although some may have seen it already

blue said...

i'm going to keep everyone in suspense until a large contingent of the group is here.

blue said...

blue doubles the output of LoV all by himself.

blue said...

or is that throughput

i guess we should ask mills since he is a top the IQ standings.

jugdish said...

"do i get any fantasy points if my reliever shoves the starter?"

You should lose fantasy points for having an Astros reliever on your team.

blue said...

Lebron named his kid Rice Maximus James

he must have been a huge Glen Rice fan, but didn't like the name Glen

blue said...

or maybe Jim Rice

jugdish said...

He could be a big Jerry Rice fan too.

What are the odds that kid gets called "Uncle Ben" in school...a school that is probably called LeBron James High School.

jugdish said...

Condoleza Rice and LeBron are reported to be close as well.

blue said...

well if the kid ages like Lebron uncle might be a good name for him in 5th grade.

or grandpa

tem said...

must be fried rice.

or that long grain wild stuff.

blue said...

Perhaps Lebron likes the san francisco treat


rice-a-roni

jugdish said...

He'll be shoveling snow this winter.

blue said...

I like the middle name though...Maximus...it's a good strong name

jugdish said...

I like the middle name Effin.

Rice Effin James.

tem said...

bron was probably eating some general tsos chicken and watching gladiator when his girlfriend asked him what they should name the kid.

He went with Rice Maximus.

blue said...

my uncle wanted to name his son Justin Other...so it would be like Justin other James

Beth said...

I'm here now Blue, you can post the picture you were talking about. :-)

tem said...

I wonder if Ohio State already offered Rice a full ride.

Mills said...

www.usopen.com has a free hd live link to watch, if you are bored at work today

jugdish said...

How about Elijah Dukes? He is 22 and already has like 5 kids with 4 different chicks. Then the news comes out that he got a 17 year old chick pregnant who was a foster child at the time at one of his relative's house.

He is probably running out of names for his kids.

blue said...

"I wonder if Ohio State already offered Rice a full ride"

no way, Billy Donovan was probably in the delivery room

blue said...

Dukes should name his kids like they do hurricanes/tropical storms

start with A and work your way through the alphabet

blue said...

that's what Shawn Kemp does

tem said...

i wonder which chick has 2 of mr. duke's kids. she must know how to play the game.

tem said...

watching golf is actually more boring to tem than actual work is.

jugdish said...

"Dukes should name his kids like they do hurricanes/tropical storms

start with A and work your way through the alphabet"

Too funny!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where's TJW and his massive nig bombs this morning?


(s)

El Padrino said...

I believe it's Bryce or Brice.

Not rice.

El Padrino said...

dumbasses

blue said...

awww shit...i just read that Bron's kid's name is Bryce

that's not as fun

i need confirmation from a reputable news source.

tem said...

but bryce is a gay name.

El Padrino said...

BRyce

blue said...

stupid people on talk radio and their calling the kid Rice

jugdish said...

It is Bryce...Blue gave me bad information.

Beth said...

"Where's TJW and his massive nig bombs this morning?"

Shhhhh, don't give him an excuse to make an appearance.

blue said...

he was only 21 inches long? That doesn't bode well for his nba career. He should have been at least 3 feet tall.

jugdish said...

Bryce will be coming off the bench for the Cavs in game 4. He should get decent minutes.

blue said...

but his middle name is still Maximus...which is some kind of awesome

blue said...

"Bryce will be coming off the bench for the Cavs in game 4. He should get decent minutes"

he's already a better shooter than Eric Snow

jugdish said...

TJW said he was going to Toronto this week to burn some churches and throw some bricks through the windows of all black schools.

blue said...

I don't know why more people don't name their kids Anfernee

blue said...

I like to think that Bron wanted to name the kid Bruce but couldn't figure out how to spelt it

jugdish said...

That was a very short fad...

El Padrino said...

"Where's TJW and his massive nig bombs this morning?"

Shhhhh, don't give him an excuse to make an appearance."

great, someone left milk out

jugdish said...

They had thought about Bryce Mills James, but they were threatened by a law suit by some lawyer in Kanass so they changed it to Maximus.

tem said...

some chick at work is getting married to a guy named bryce.

blue said...

is it lebron's son?

hick-hops said...

EP
I countered your trade. You won't like it. I liked the two position players from the first trade but need a better pitcher (holds or a starter) to make it go through

El Padrino said...

i'll counter

blue said...

holy cow..an HH sighting

jugdish said...

Hick

Hick Hops

Hick Hops annonymous?

This is bullshit, you give him easy ones!

El Padrino said...

countered.

jugdish said...

Blue...where is the surprise picture? I think a Hick Hops appearance warrants you releasing the pic.

blue said...

suspense is building

blue said...

maybe it's not suspenseful because it might have been linked here before I came around.

tem said...

It wasn't

tem said...

or was

Mills said...

Blue is getting knocked down in both rankings next week for that little fiasco.

tem said...

My dome is sunburnt.

blue said...

Ok here you go

a boy and his choir trophy

blue said...

ok, so maybe it wasn't so great

Mills said...

"Hick

Hick Hops

Hick Hops annonymous?"

JUG definitely scoring points early for next weeks rankings with a Big Daddy reference.

Mills said...

Blue --

I appreciate it. But you could have busted that out last week during my slapper with Freak.

It would have totally lead to my street cred.

6 ft people!!! Freak rules!

tem said...

the pic was ok.

if that is actually freak then it is good.

tem said...

i would not be shocked to learn that mills has a spreadsheet tallying the power rankings for next week.

jugdish said...

I believe there are 3 NFL teams who have their team name written on the helmet. Can you name them?

blue said...

that is actually freak, came from his myspace page

Mills said...

yes, it is on his myspace page...


blue -- make up for it by busting out more rev pics.

Mills said...

tem -- you will also note (per your comment last night) that I said real life successfulness (read: money and stuff) was NOT taken into account in the IQ PR.

blue said...

"I believe there are 3 NFL teams who have their team name written on the helmet. Can you name them?"

broncos, raiders, steelers?

blue said...

weazy, tem couldn't even spell "is" correctly last night, i give him a pass for not understanding your "rules" for IQ rankings

Mills said...

I believe there are 3 NFL teams who have their team name written on the helmet. Can you name them?

Jets...

um....

jugdish said...

Jets, Raiders, and Steelers.

Mills said...

raiders?

Mills said...

and steelers. i had to cheat on steelers. that is a good question.

Mills said...

where did you get that question from?

Iam in the membrane said...

there are an obscene amount of donuts in attendance today. these people need to be stopped.

blue said...

oh seriously, steelers and raiders were right?

that was a joke

Mills said...

Shanoff advance through round 2.

blue said...

32 NFL teams have their names on their jerseys...can you name which ones?

Mills said...

blue -- how brazen of you.

i like it...

blue said...

nevermind

Mills said...

accepted...

blue said...

i don't think all 32 teams have their names on their jerseys..because I know the broncos don't

tem said...

i thought there was two sets of rankings.

i might go reread. i was drunk for the first trip though.

Mills said...

I now have Manny, Sheff, Berkman, and Franc the Tank in the OF.

Please let me know if you are interested. Looking for an ELITE CATCHER.

Mills said...

Basically, Mauer, McCann or Martin.

Johjima could get some play ELP. But not for one of those 4.

tem said...

They probably have it on a small patch on the bottom of their V neck things.

Mills said...

In reality, it is going to be Franc the Tank for one of those 4.

Unless its Mauer, then it can be somebody else.

blue said...

"They probably have it on a small patch on the bottom of their V neck things. "

that's what I thought too, but i looked it up and don't see it anywhere. Most the teams have the same symbol as is on their helmets.

Mills said...

tem -- there are 2 sets.

El Padrino said...

Johjima's has better numbers anyway

Mills said...

his avg and hrs are good. but rbis and runs are not. i have him in 2 leagues.

tem said...

Tampa Bay's patch thing says Buccanneers.

But they spell it right.

blue said...

i think the traffic to the US open website is shutting it down, they probably don't have the bandwidth

tem said...

november rain is a long song.

tem said...

it doesn't help that they are doing the HD feed either.

tem said...

I have Martin.

With that Angels catcher on the bench.

MLMC is a catching machine.

tem said...

blue blocked my natty.

rat bastard.

tem said...

damn then i missed the follow up lay up.

blue said...

tem got to itchy on the trigger or could have had a backside natty

Mills said...

i think i shot you a trade tem. check it out.

tem said...

you think you did?

tem said...

rejected, but i might counter later.

it is lunch time now.

tem said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

Brit asks for help in naming her new album.

I like the first one

El Padrino said...

us open = hahhahahahaahahahahhaa

talk to me on sunday

El Padrino said...

Cumsucker would work

El Padrino said...

Alotta Vagina maybe

Iam in the membrane said...

weazy's rank is steadily declining due to repeated fantasy talk.

Beth said...

"Cumsucker would work"

I don't know, that's a little too close to cumoven and that one's taken.

El Padrino said...

dont forget about yum yum

Beth said...

It's almost too many nicknames to keep track of.

Iam in the membrane said...

alligator crotch

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

This old women I'm working for today is crazy.

She went to lunch, so now I can do whatever the hell I want.

Iam in the membrane said...

"You're playing a baseball game. You're not playing tiddlywinks. There is competition, for God's sake," Piniella said.


good lookin out, lou.

Iam in the membrane said...

freak, kill her cat

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TPS is killing me.

thejaywhite said...

Id love to see Mills score on an IQ test to back it up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You're playing a baseball game. You're not playing tiddlywinks. There is competition, for God's sake," Piniella said."


I played in a Tiddly Winks tournament last year. I got fall-down drunk and wound up making a scene by yelling at my buddy to stop trying to cheat on his girlfriend 'cause he thought I dimed him out for it.

Then I defaced the tournament bracket because we lost to team that was clearly cheating and called them out on that, too.

And yes it was a big deal. It's a huge tournament.

blue said...

meiz's tiddlywinks story could be the basis of a great movie.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm working on this site for her. Putting up singer bios and digitizing and formatting videos.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Bullwinkle

Beth said...

How do you cheat at tiddlywinks anyway?

El Padrino said...

i'm going to have wiki tiddlywinks cuz i have no clue

thejaywhite said...

damnit..i did an online test just now for fun..but i have to pay for the result..how stupid is that..

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP did you have stock in glaceau(vitamin water, etc.)

El Padrino said...

"EP did you have stock in glaceau(vitamin water, etc.)"

had....sold a year ago for a profit, shoulda held on

Beth said...

"damnit..i did an online test just now for fun..but i have to pay for the result..how stupid is that.."

TJW, that's part of the test. If you take the whole thing and only then realize you have to pay for the result, they automatically deduct 25 points.

El Padrino said...

it was under Louis Vutton/Moet Hennessey, LVMH i think
now it's a part of KO (coke)

i suck

blue said...

I believe that today is Flag Day

blue said...

whether that is true or not, i don't know, but I will believe it anyway.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How do you cheat at tiddlywinks anyway?"

By marking an alignment line on the larger "coin" you use to propel the smaller ones.

thejaywhite said...

online tests are a joke anyways

Iam in the membrane said...

nicely played bethany

Spaceman Spiff said...

50 cent supposedly made 100 million$ on coke's purchase

El Padrino said...

tiddlywinks?
really?

deke if you didnt mention you were drunk during this tiddlywink game i would question your sexuality

El Padrino said...

D.Wright made 25MM

El Padrino said...

it's elizabeth

blue said...

are tiddlywinks like pogs?

i never played pogs but people always talked about them

isiah thomas said...

where is blue with the rev pics?

the pic of freak dressed up like Harry Potter holding his "I'm the best altar boy trophy" is funny though.

isiah thomas said...

I though fiddy made quadruple that

isiah thomas said...

Blitz: an attempt to pot all six winks of your own colour early in the game.

Bomb: to send a wink at a pile, usually from distance, in the hope of significantly disturbing it.

Boondock: to free a squopped wink by sending it a long way away, leaving the squopping wink free in the battle area.

Bristol: a shot which moves a pile of two or more winks as a single unit; the shot is played by holding the squidger at right angles to its normal plane.

Carnovsky(US)/Penhaligon(UK): potting a wink from the baseline (i.e. from 3 feet away).

Cracker: a simlutaneous knock-off and squop, i.e. a shot which knocks one wink off the top of another while simultaneously squopping it.

Crud: a forceful shot whose purpose is to destroy a pile completely.

Good shot: named after John Good. The shot consists of playing a flat wink through a nearby pile in the hope of destroying it.

Gromp: an attempt to jump a pile onto another wink (usually with the squidger held in a conventional rather than Bristol fashion).

John Lennon memorial shot: a simultaneous boondock and squop.

Lunch: to pot a squopped wink (usually belonging to an opponent).

Scrunge: to bounce out of the pot.

Sqoup: to play a wink so that it comes to rest above another wink.

Sub: to play a wink so that it ends up under another wink.

Mills said...

i don't think blue's pic of freak with a 6 ft show choir trophy got enough run earlier.

sigh.

the Anti Weasel said...

Hickhops...

Ready to give me Reyes yet?

isiah thomas said...

please incorporate tiddlywinks terminology into your comments.

Best Regards,

Mgmt.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I killed LoV

El Padrino said...

eh, it's a pic with a trophy
i wasnt that juiced.

Mills said...

iam wants to sqoub elp

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

or not

Mills said...

*squop

El Padrino said...

Hickhops...

Ready to give me Reyes yet?

get off it, we are working on this now, it's almost complete

Beth said...

"it's elizabeth"

Thanks ElP, at least you paid attention to some things. :-)

Mills said...

i will crud rev in fantasy this week.

El Padrino said...

and weazy wants to sub corbin

Mills said...

touche

El Padrino said...

pizza on the way......

salads are for women

the Anti Weasel said...

i've been working on it all season...

been asking for the moon

El Padrino said...

tough noogies

Mills said...
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El Padrino said...

weazy you have 5 seconds to remove your wife's name from that comment

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We definitely didn't play by all those rules. Just try to make your winks in the pot.

blue said...

could you guys stop being gay for a day

the Anti Weasel said...

DTMTBD's a solid movie..

blue said...

my last comment was directed at the weazy/corbin love triangle.

blue said...

this might just be the worst day ever

Mills said...

elp -

that you would even make it an issue is quite homo.

El Padrino said...

time article on Bloomberg and Ahnold, good read

Iam in the membrane said...

weazy is a squopped wink.

El Padrino said...

"elp -

that you would even make it an issue is quite homo. "

you will regret it, that's all im sayin

suit yourself

El Padrino said...

if you love microwave popcorn, dont move to seattle

blue said...

I wish they would ban microwave popcorn in my office...old ladies burn that shit all the time

the Anti Weasel said...

A co-workers mom works somewhere where they assign a fine for burning popcorn

isiah thomas said...

it's getting hot hur, last night it was 104 at 6 PM.

I said hot...like a HIBACHI!

isiah thomas said...

I said HIBACHI!

blue said...

what kind of fine? I mean is it like the kind of fine where a guy could just say they weren't paying it because they thought it was stupid, thus becoming always known as a weasel?

blue said...

yeah zeke, i saw it was going to be like 109 there today

Mills said...

"my last comment was directed at the weazy/corbin love triangle"

blue -- you are moving down, not only in the comments big board, but in the IQ Power Rankings. Bad day for you.

A triangle has 3 sides.

the Anti Weasel said...

I think they garnish wages to avoid weasels

blue said...

hey IQ man...there was a 3rd part of that triangle that will remain nameless

the Anti Weasel said...

"hey IQ man...there was a 3rd part of that triangle that will remain nameless"

This is seriously the best you could have come up with?

I thought for sure that "fantasy baseball" was going to be the third party in this fictitious acrimonious affair

blue said...

like the sopranos ending, i leave my triangle up for interpretation

El Padrino said...

so LaRussa snubs Barry or are we not talking about the elephant in the room

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Stupid video script won't upload to the website.

This is homosexual, like weazy.

blue said...

huh?

an elephant just died at some zoo

Mills said...

I don't think LaRussa wants to pick Barry, but he will if he has to. Reporters are making this more of big deal than it needs to be.

blue said...

I have a friend who is an elephant trainer at the Disney Animal Kingdom

Mills said...

"This is homosexual, like weazy."

Or homosexual, like posing with a 6 ft show choir trophy?

jugdish said...

Bonus points for Blue if he can find a video of Freak auditioning for American Idol.

blue said...

did freak audition?

this will be my new goal for the day

Mills said...

actually though Freak.

Had a friend just get her Masters from your college (Olivet or whatever). She said it is indeed freaky deaky on the overly zealous christian front.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Nope, never auditioned.

Thought about it, but decided against it.

isiah thomas said...

I will pay good money for a video of freak singing/auditioning:

"bumble bee, bummmmbllleee beeee, BUMMMM-BLLLLE-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

jugdish said...

I'm thinking ab audio file of Freak singing is in order.

Freak?

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