Thursday, June 14, 2007

Kinda wish I had a Sonic nearby

Beckett loses his first game, Yanks win ninth straight, ATL bullpen gives Hudson the finger (again), St.Louis gets date raped in K.C, Kendall with a rare HR, Angels continue to punish bad pitching teams, Sheets goes over 1000K's, Nats sweep the Tejada's, Loe twirls a shutout, Cubbies come from behind at home, Germano is a hermano, and the Indians hold on.

Oh and the Spurs won another title.

Carry on.

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El Padrino said...

what? the food looks pretty good.

El Padrino said...

once Parker gets married he'll never be the same player, it all changes my friend, it all changes

El Padrino said...

espeacailly to that mexican bag of bones

El Padrino said...

good news out there today, def better than the sports world which has nothing going on

El Padrino said...

and for all you boring ass mofo's there is golf this weekend

El Padrino said...

Oliver Perez vs. The Devil tonight

ToddPacker said...

was there a nba game last night?

ToddPacker said...

"Oliver Perez vs. The Devil tonight"


i would say it's a must win game

ToddPacker said...

"and for all you boring ass mofo's there is golf this weekend"


golf > nascar

El Padrino said...

Tiddlywinks > Nascar

Beth said...

Tiddlywinks > NBA finals

El Padrino said...

true.

El Padrino said...

rough loss for los bravos last night beth

jugdish said...

Sonic? With all the food you rave about in NYC, and how you say you've never been to a lot of the chains we talk about...you want Sonic?

Are you sure its not because you want to see chicks on rollerskates?

Iam in the membrane said...

nfl coaches in suits is a good thing. the league is run by numbfucks.

Beth said...

Yeah, that one hurt ElP. That's twice now Hudson has pitched a solid game and the save was blown.

tem said...

dr today

be in later

tem said...

pod diary is buried in yesterday's comments.

Beth said...

Wow, the pod diary made tem sick...

Mills said...

My scouting report from the game last night reads as follows:

Kip Wells is *terrible (*Scott Van Pelt doing SAS voice)

jugdish said...

Quote from Rev last night:

"I took an IQ test about a year ago. My score was 142."

Did anyone else picture Rev taking this IQ test in a room like George Costanza, handing it out the window to one of his smart friends while Mrs. Rev waited for the results in the next room?

Iam in the membrane said...

bob wickman is sketchy.

El Padrino said...

"Are you sure its not because you want to see chicks on rollerskates?"

wait, is this true? now i really want it...

jug, those root beer floats get me

Mills said...

MEIZ-

Mark 6/14/2007 down my man. It is the day I officially denounce the Cardinals' rights to the NL Central.

Congratulations on your divisional crown.

PS - Don't worry about the Cubs. They always find a way to fall apart.

jugdish said...

I don't mind the BS report, but his voice sounds like his nose is full of snot, and he just won't blow it. Blow your nose Bill...for all of us!

Mills said...

Did anyone else picture Rev taking this IQ test in a room like George Costanza, handing it out the window to one of his smart friends while Mrs. Rev waited for the results in the next room?

- I did. I thought that was funny.

- But I liked WC's response better. Something about Near-geniuses not working as traffic radio doods.

jugdish said...

True, and you can't botch a root beer float.

Mills said...

i haven't listened to the podcast yet. Is it any good (ala DS and Dan Patrick show good?)

jugdish said...

and some Sonics have chicks on rollerskates, not all of them though.

Mills said...

Rev is in the top 2.2% of the population.

Descriptive Classifications of Intelligence Quotients

IQ
Description
% of Population

130+
Very superior
2.2%

120-129
Superior
6.7%

110-119
High average
16.1%

90-109
Average
50%

80-89
Low average
16.1%

70-79
Borderline
6.7%

Below 70
Extremely low
2.2%

jugdish said...

I've only listened to 3 minutes of it so far. Two minutes of that is the intro music, and him replaying the intro music.

Mills said...

***I don't see radio DJ in the 140 range. Hmmm....


Apparently, the IQ gives a good indication of the occupational group that a person will end up in, though not of course the specific occupation. In their book, Know Your Child’s IQ, Glen Wilson and Diana Grylls outline occupations typical of various IQ levels:

140
Top Civil Servants; Professors and Research Scientists.

130
Physicians and Surgeons; Lawyers; Engineers (Civil and Mechanical)

120
School Teachers; Pharmacists; Accountants; Nurses; Stenographers; Managers.

110
Foremen; Clerks; Telephone Operators; Salesmen; Policemen; Electricians.

100+
Machine Operators; Shopkeepers; Butchers; Welders; Sheet Metal Workers.

100-
Warehousemen; Carpenters; Cooks and Bakers; Small Farmers; Truck and Van Drivers.

90
Laborers; Gardeners; Upholsterers; Farmhands; Miners; Factory Packers and Sorters.

El Padrino said...

right, root beer floats are classic

when i go down to the jersey shore i gwet one from Stewart's

fucking delish

Mills said...

did that weird kid finish the intro? do you guys think that is an act by that kid? i do. kind of like his stage character or something.

El Padrino said...

a working class hero is something to fear...

Mills said...

***Rev's in Mensa?


Mensa is the largest, oldest, and best-known high-IQ society in the world. The organization restricts its membership to people with high testable IQs. Specifically, potential members must score within the top 2% (above the 98th percentile) of any approved standardized intelligence test.[1][2] Mensa is, formally, made up of national groups plus the umbrella organization Mensa

Iam in the membrane said...

np: ABC's "Iesha"

El Padrino said...

the romans used urine as a tooth cleanser

jugdish said...

I have horrible beer farts this morning. If this continues, I may have to dip my office chair in a vat of Febreeze at the end of the day.

El Padrino said...

a working class hero is something to fear....

El Padrino said...

beer farts are horrendous

ToddPacker said...

a working class hero is something to be....


.... not a bad remake of a lennon song

ToddPacker said...

jug, switch chairs with someone else in your office

jugdish said...

The next time I switch seats, it will probably be for a toilet.

THE CHAMP. said...

there's a new diet pill out that makes you shit uncontrollably. on the label it suggests starting use on your days off work.

jugdish said...

I heard about that, its called Meizinol.

El Padrino said...

yeah tp, i'm enjoying it lately

El Padrino said...

fuck amy whinehouse

fucking tranny

ToddPacker said...

"Meizinol"



hahhahaahhaaahhaaaa

jugdish said...

From the SG podcast...SG asked him to pick the greatest team ever, and it was followed by silence. It was like those dropped calls commercials.

El Padrino said...

is duncan married?
i wonder if he got laid last night
and how and was it as boring as his game, is he the "greatest missionary fucker" of all time?

jugdish said...

I don't know his marital status, but if I saw him walking around in a monks robe during the off season, it wouldn't strike me as odd.

Iam in the membrane said...

does he go glass?

Iam in the membrane said...

the big fundamental rocks a whole new meaning.

jugdish said...

I didn't watch any of the finals until the last half of the game last night, and that's only because I was out at a bar. I couldn't believe the score, with like 8 minutes to go in the 3rd was like 39-36. WNBA.

El Padrino said...

does he go glass is funny

jugdish said...

The Big Fundamental has to be one of the worst nicknames of all time.

H said...

What's up all. Just checkin in...

Iam in the membrane said...

hope we didnt wake you last night..

sincerely,
me and your roomie.

blue said...

Duncan is married, has a kid on the way, that was his excuse for not going to Eva and TP's wedding.

I probably heard them ask TP about his wedding 14 times, and I only watched the last minute and the trophy presentations

blue said...

that green day remake of lennon's working class hero is tight...they sang it on American Idol, it was haunting.

jugdish said...

h...is that the Rev pic of the day?

blue said...

*laughing uncontrollably at jug

El Padrino said...

mango is delicious

El Padrino said...

anyone see the advertisment on our fantasy yahoo home page

kirk cameron, wtf.

blue said...

He is.....MANGO!

Iam in the membrane said...

jug with the throat slash

blue said...

why not us has passed the injuns for 2nd place

jugdish said...

How far back are they?

blue said...

oh i guess they aren't injuns, they are bravos

blue said...

the leotardos (phils) are only 2 back now I think

Iam in the membrane said...

beth will ease her pain with alcohol and lawyer laps tonight

Beth said...

What, I have to wait til tonight?

El Padrino said...

brandy and power ties
just another friday night for Elizabeth

ToddPacker said...

"brandy and power ties"


funny

jugdish said...

"Power suit, power tie, power steering."

Iam in the membrane said...

funny, ee-pee

Mills said...

signal that the NBA is dead.

nobody in my office has even mentioned the spurs winning the championship.

yet, two people have stopped by my office to rip on the cardinals.

that is sad state of affairs for the league.

jugdish said...

I now have zero emails in my Inbox.

suck it TPS!

ToddPacker said...

i hope clemens dies tonight, literally.... maybe a d wright line drive square in the middle of clemens enormous roid riddled head...

El Padrino said...

im with you tp, literally

Iam in the membrane said...

tig's got the whynotus crew tonight. hopefully a starter can go complete game style..

ToddPacker said...

"I now have zero emails in my Inbox"


i just cleaned mine up and i still have 74

blue said...

the cards gave up 17 runs to the worst team in the league, they deserve to be ripped on

Mills said...

i agree blue. that isn't my point.

my point is that the WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL gets more run than the NBA champs.

Not a good sign for the NBA.

Mills said...

i just cleaned mine up and i still have 74

74 emails? What do you do exactly?

Mills said...

I get like 10 a day.

Iam in the membrane said...

mills, welcome to 4 of the last 9 years.

nobody GAF when the spurs win. this is nothing new.

ToddPacker said...

"What do you do exactly?"


hate weasels

Mills said...

blue -- we are heading out to denver to visit some friends in the next two months.

my question is this.

best month to go out there (outside of skiing months, cuz these people don't ski for some reason) - july, august, september?

and what do you do in denver if not for skiing? hiking? game at coors? what else?

El Padrino said...

ha

weazy i avg. 2-300a day, easy

jugdish said...

Mills...you get ten emails a day?

Iam in the membrane said...

the main pic on the wwl..

scary stalker over TP's shoulder and sweet gold toof in the back. nice pic.

jugdish said...

How many of your ten emails a day is spam?

Mills said...

work related emails. yeah like 10. a couple contracts here, a couple addendums here. some general correspondence there. i have meetings where i get other stuff, but yeah...defintely don't get emails all that much.

jugdish said...

I noticed that too in that pic...thought maybe a fan had wandered onto the court or something.

Iam in the membrane said...

people are just itching to talk to weazy

Mills said...

i suppose if we or i mess something up, i will get a lot more...

blue said...

"and what do you do in denver if not for skiing? hiking? game at coors? what else?"

september is a good month, the weather is always nice, and don't have those shitty afternoon thunderstorms

things to do in denver depend on what you like to do. the nightlife downtown right around the ballpark is terrific. I always recommend the coors brewery. A lot of people like to go to Boulder Other than that, all the cool shit is a drive into the mtns, Estes Park is a fun place to go, it's right on the edge of Rocky Mtn national park.

Mills said...

cake for june birthday time. laters.

oh...and you all may be getting your wish re: less of me.

we are going to start internal billing, so i may have to work actually.

El Padrino said...

jesus hears us.

blue said...

weaz-
where do you friends live around Denver because sometimes that can make a difference?

A cool place to go have dinner and watch the sunset is up in Evergreen at El Rancho, about 30 minutes from downtown.

the Anti Weasel said...

PRAISE HIM!!! IN ALL HIS SPLENDOR

jugdish said...

Mills...give us your email address and we can help you with your low email volume.

ToddPacker said...

"less of me"


cake for everyone

blue said...

i think that stalker guy with TP is Udrih.

they let David Robinson on the court and up on stage last night too.

doesn't that dude have anything better to do than follow the spurs around?

ToddPacker said...

i don't like to tp confusion

whocares said...

WC has brought nothing to me today.


Regards,

The Table

blue said...

my bad, no more TP confusion

THE CHAMP. said...

"i get 2-300 a day"

i'm on EP level. people are crazy with email at our company. the inbox is at 6000 right now, and that doesn't include the little sub-folders.

whocares said...

I thought the gold toofed dud was Oberto, or Uberto, or whatever.

blue said...

yeah, the gold tooth guy is "oh boy" oberto...the stalker whose head is just over mr. longoria's shoulder is Udrih

ToddPacker said...

" mr. longoria's "

thanks, blue

blue said...

and my last and final NBA question, and one that SG should have asked Stern if he still had a nutsack.

If the NBA has a dresscode, why is Lebron the only one allowed to wear T-shirts to postgame interviews?

ToddPacker said...

going out tonight with a couple of friends tonight to watch the game... they are yankee fans.... it could get ugly

ToddPacker said...

yankke fans are too happy these days

blue said...

a guy in my office was bragging about how they are only 7 or 8 games back now. I told him that was a lot, and he tried to argue that it wasn't

Iam in the membrane said...

"why is Lebron the only one allowed to wear T-shirts to postgame interviews?"

he looked like a Menudo reject wearing that suit vest over top of it..

ToddPacker said...

they were like 15 games out 10 days ago...

blue said...

"they were like 15 games out 10 days ago... "

that was his argument too.

El Padrino said...

yankee fans are giddy

El Padrino said...

it's sickening

El Padrino said...

and i'm thinkin liquid lunch today

Iam in the membrane said...

blue, they have almost 100 games left.. just sayin.

ToddPacker said...

sox will find a way to choke

blue said...

the yankees hopes will be destroyed when they come to Coors field in 2 weeks

H said...

Rev picture?

ToddPacker said...

still makin music, h?

Iam in the membrane said...

still holdin your nuts?

ToddPacker said...

hahhahahaaaaa

ToddPacker said...

steve elkington is +18 through 11 holes.... not good elk

El Padrino said...

tps getting fresh
gonna have to show her my pimp hand

ToddPacker said...

fat phil is +8

Iam in the membrane said...

leave some blood on the lip, EP.. smackaho

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"MEIZ-

Mark 6/14/2007 down my man. It is the day I officially denounce the Cardinals' rights to the NL Central.

Congratulations on your divisional crown.

PS - Don't worry about the Cubs. They always find a way to fall apart."

Thanks.

Now they just need to fire Yost

Mills said...

"weaz-
where do you friends live around Denver because sometimes that can make a difference?

A cool place to go have dinner and watch the sunset is up in Evergreen at El Rancho, about 30 minutes from downtown."

Blue -- a couple are in Denver, but not lo-do or downtown.

the others, who we will stay with, are right on the edge of lo-do. their apartment overlooks coors, so it is within walking distance.

Mills said...

i have done estes park twice. so i would rather do something different. besides, mrs. mills is not outdoorsy in a hiking sense.

Mills said...

"If the NBA has a dresscode, why is Lebron the only one allowed to wear T-shirts to postgame interviews? "


I have noticed this in the finals too blue. maybe the dress code is just for the regular season?

Mills said...

cuz Mike Brown was wearing a t-shirt the other day too.

Mills said...

The bar has also charged Nifong with lying to both the court and bar investigators, and making misleading and inflammatory comments about the three indicted athletes. Those statements included calling the players a "bunch of hooligans" and confidently proclaiming he wouldn't allow Durham to become known for "a bunch of lacrosse players from Duke raping a black girl."

"I think clearly some of the statements I made were improper," Nifong said. "The comment about race was not a comment that should have been made."



No crap.

jugdish said...

Mills at work?

Spaceman Spiff said...

got one last save out of chad cordero last night

Iam in the membrane said...

jug, hilarious

blue said...

that weasel probably gets more email than mills

El Padrino said...

fucker, i hope guillen goes 6 for 6 with 4 homers

El Padrino said...

*today

blue said...

i just used the word curmudgeon in an email describing a former co-worker...i am moving up the IQ power rankings into the top spot soon.

jugdish said...

Bruce Bowen is on Rome.

Bruce Nolan said...

Stop vetoing my trade you little fucktards

Spaceman Spiff said...

guillen might be suspended when i get him, he bumped an ump after crossing home, he says it was unintentional

Spaceman Spiff said...

nicole ritchie is preggers, gross

El Padrino said...

i would never

blue said...

"nicole ritchie is preggers, gross"

and with that dude from Good Charlotte.

Iam in the membrane said...

spiff, that ump was a douche.. he needed to get the eff outta the way. stood directly in his path and didnt move as he crossed home plate.

Iam in the membrane said...

blue, please advise as to the actual use of said word..

regards.

Spaceman Spiff said...

with his reputation, i hope he doesnt get suspended

Mills said...

Bruce and Freak:

Just want to go on the record to say that your second trade should have never been vetoed. That is garbage by whoever vetoed it, especially considering the shit that is getting through currently by other managers.

the Anti Weasel said...

Not just any ump either...Tim McClellan. Dude is always involved in controversy (and from Iowa). He was the guy involved in the George Brett Pine Tar incident...

the Anti Weasel said...

Freak and Bruce:

I had a problem with Peavy in the deal, but subing in Young was still borderline terrible, but i let it go through just because trading is fun and if you veto one you'll get them all veto'd (evidence my shit earlier)...that being said, however i did veto this deal the second time because i got my balls busted for accepting the same exact trade that got veto'd and i had to accept an even lesser package (without zambrano)...

my condolences...the bums lost

blue said...

trades are for queers

blue said...

"blue, please advise as to the actual use of said word.."

the actual line from the email

"In regards to Joe, he was an old curmudgeon anyway, and having some new blood should help within the department"

the Anti Weasel said...

"trades are for queers "

Said the man involved in a pending trade

the Anti Weasel said...

elp: (thanks to www.m-w.com

1 archaic : MISER
2 : a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man

blue said...

corbin will now be nicknamed "captain obvious"

Mills said...

can I be Captain Awesome?

Mills said...

i am honestly throwing a fit here at work over this billing thing.

Iam in the membrane said...

"trades are for queers "

Said the man involved in a pending trade'


somebody call 911, i think i just saw Irony slit its wrist and jump out an open window..

the Anti Weasel said...

"corbin will now be nicknamed "captain obvious"

It was more of an announcement to those not involved in the league (those not signed up like beth, etc, or those who are in the league but never check who may check out LOV occasionally, i.e. rev)

But at least i attained the "Captain" status

Iam in the membrane said...

weazy, call a meeting to discuss it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

bitches throw fits

Captain Obvious said...

Mills is a Weasel!!!

blue said...

mills should throw a temtrum complete with stomping his feet and holding his breath until his face turns blue so he can get his way.

Captain Obvious said...

Or do the good citizens of LOV prefer this pic?

jugdish said...

Mills: I'm angry! I'm spitting angry! I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about!

Mills said...

"mills should throw a temtrum complete with stomping his feet and holding his breath until his face turns blue so he can get his way."


i am not above this tactic. i use it on the wife for sexy time!

Iam in the membrane said...

"mills should throw a temtrum complete with stomping his feet and holding his breath until his face turns blue so he can get his way."

i already imagine him this way on a daily basis.

Mills said...

i told chip in accounting that i he better watch out of i would come after him like a spider monkey.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

"Stop vetoing my trade you little fucktards"

Seconded

Mills said...

lot of spelling errors there.

Captain Obvious said...

“The next US President will be a white person.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future

“Within two to three years the price of stamps will increase by two to three cents.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future

“People all over the world will have to purchase a new calendar within the next twelve months”
~ Captain Obvious on the future

“The United States will have an election within the next 12 months”
~ Captain Obvious on the future

El Padrino said...

mills is a weasel

stated by King Obvious

El Padrino said...

lunch

Sasuage and peppers hero

two slices of grandma pizza

cream soda.


bask

jugdish said...

Sexy time for Mills?

blue said...

weasel porn

blue said...

sfw

tem said...

Did I miss anything good today?

blue said...

i wanted to wait for you to show up Tem but fantastic work on the pod-diary.

i felt like i almost listened to it myself.

El Padrino said...

hahahaha
the wiki pic, followed by the video

classic lov

blue said...

where the hell is zeke?

Beth said...

"i felt like i almost listened to it myself"

But without the bleeding eardrums...

Thanks to Tem I can honestly say I've never listened to 1 second of a SG podcast. Thanks tem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not too happy with work today. Fridays are supposed to be for slacking.

Captain Obvious said...

meiz, offer extended

blue said...

there should be more day games on fridays. Seriously, don't you think attendance would be better at a friday afternoon then a fricken thursday?

Another example of how MLB is run by idiots.

Captain Obvious said...

Blue...again something that you didn't think through (much like your R/R, L/L relievers as well as your Mike Soscia blew my pitcher a W after pinch hitting for him after 114 pitches.

Most series go Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Thursdays are generally travel days, so they play during the afternoon so they are not getting into the new cities extremely late/early in the morning.

Plus the revenue of a weekend game will kill any weekday games, thus they want more people in the seats, and people have these things called jobs.

But i guess that's OBVIOUS

tem said...

i started taking that IQ test, but got bored with it.

I think that means I failed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
"

WWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF

El Padrino said...

wow

tem said...

wow

tem said...

that story may have ruined my day.

Captain Obvious said...

Yikes...surprised you didn't use your other forum Spiff, figure a wider audience would enjoy that...maybe a podcast?

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