Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Kapow Kapow Right In The Eye

AFL football is prepping for the playoffs. 2 games to go and a lot of teams are locked in already. There are still a few spots left to be decided. Take a peek at the AFL standings, they are amazingly top heavy. I suspect none of you care. That's OK, I barely care. The point is, AFL playoffs are a couple weeks away and playoffs are exciting at all levels of football.

Obviously its a slow time in sports if I am leading off this stuff with the AFL. WWL has an interesting question on it's front page. "The first two games of the NBA Finals haven't been competitive. Why?" Wait, did I say interesting? I meant stupid. Why??? First off they sound like DS and that ain't good folks. Second, why?!!?!?? Because the Spurs are A LOT better. It is really as simple as that. The Cavs might steal one at home so the NBA can get 5 games in, but I doubt. Last week I said the Cavs would win the series because everyone thought the Spurs would win and usually everyone is a bunch of dumbshits. I guess they weren't in this case.

Of course now if the Cavs come back to win this shit I will look stupid....well stupider.

Why not us fans got some good news with McNabb coming back to practice sooner than expected. (Yes I know Why Not Us = Phillies. But I am assuming Phillies Fan = Eagles Fan). So that's the upside, the downside is that it just means he will get hurt sooner in the season now. Hahahahahahaha, I bet at least 1,000 sportswriters make that joke. They probably already have. I'd say call it 1,001, but I ain't no sports writer.

Some WNBA chick quit midseason, they are spinning it as a retirement. No, that's quitting. The only way I'll cut her some slack is if she has a disease or if she is pregnant. Otherwise, she is a quitter. So, whatever your name is, you are a quitter. I'd bring more heat, but she is a girl and I don't want to hurt her feelings. It is not safe to assume that she has the iron nerves of LOV's own Beth. Although since she is in the WNBA it is safe to assume that she munches on the box.

Random Side Note 1 and only: OK lawyer type folk, so that judge voided the sentence of that Georgia kid who got screwed and was sent to prison for statutory rape. Does he (the kid not the judge) still have to register as a sex offender when he gets out, or does the voiding of the sentence mean he doesn't? Also, could they have gotten a gayer looking dude to do the article about this on the WWL? I honestly couldn't read the article because of this dude's picture.

OK, so the US Open is on soon. Be prepared for 1,000 showings of Tin Cup. I actually like that movie because Cheech is in it and Renee Russo is smoking hot. I can't watch it 1,000 times though. Once a year is probably more than enough.

Well it is 9am, so I better stop writing. Somehow I turned a nothing sports day into a longer post than usual. I blame global warming.

Have at it bee snatches.

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ToddPacker said...

meiz is the poop king

tem said...

indeed he is.

Iam Yay-Soos said...

i hate getting Fwds from the people that ask you about them later.

yeah, so, its a joke that will take 30 secs to read.. but even my shitty time doesnt need to be taken up by the drivel that youre sending..

so dont forward, and most importantly, dont ax me if i read your forward. you arent special.

GOOD MORNING!

El Padrino said...

global warming and Cheese Heroin is to blame for all problems

ToddPacker said...

comment from the last post

"a tad worried, i wont lie"



me too, ep... me too

tem said...

I'm worried that the Pirates might not have enough this year.

El Padrino said...

Cheese Heroin story

ToddPacker said...

referring to bond's 747th HR as flight 747 is really lame... i thought espn was better than that

ToddPacker said...

i wonder if cheese heroin is good on a philly cheese steak

tem said...

I am waiting for 767 to make that joke.

tem said...

"i wonder if cheese heroin is good on a philly cheese steak "

if it is you better write Rev's obit right now.

El Padrino said...

well if i didnt wanna bang samantha macelli before....

and it's ok she's a dodger fan. essentially the mets are the dodgers.

tem said...

i would want to nail her if she were a yankee or red sox fan.

tem said...

although i like to think of her as the chick from Charmed.

that way I am not think about a 12 year old girl. (i.e Sam M.)

Iam Yay-Soos said...

im waiting for Bonds to die before i start making jokes.

cheese heroin = i love new ways to cleanse the population.

ToddPacker said...

"samantha macelli"

hahhahahaa.... i bet kod was a jonathan bower fan

ToddPacker said...

and no, i did not know that name.... i needed imdb help

El Padrino said...

hahahahahah

homo

Iam Yay-Soos said...

alyssa milano writing a coherent sports blog gives me tingly feelings in my bathing suit parts.

El Padrino said...

yup

tem said...

She has dated every pitcher in the majors at this point.

Oddly she does not date catchers.

Beth said...

"a tad worried, i wont lie"
me too, ep... me too

Imagine how worried you'd be if the Braves were actually playing decent ball. But then again not too bad for the Braves to go 4-6 in their last 10 and still PICK UP 2 games on the Mets. :-)

Iam Yay-Soos said...

i still find it funny that AJ came out of his depression and forgot about the war for a new BMW.

america the beautiful.

Iam Yay-Soos said...

the mets are fun to beat

El Padrino said...

that's cuz she is the catcher

and iam i still keep chucklin over the shish kebab line

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

i turned it on at that very part last night (shish). funny.

tem said...

Are we looking at another slow LOV day?

blue said...

re: tin cup

it's already been on a bunch on either HBO or Starz...i watched the end the other day because that's about the only part of the movie worth watching, once he gets to the Open

ToddPacker said...

the kebab line was very funny.... especially since it was in front onf AJ's shrink

ToddPacker said...

i watched sopranos again last night... i still like the ending

ToddPacker said...

beth how many games did the phils pick up on the braves in the last 10

ToddPacker said...

tin cup..... not really a big fan of that movie... i'll watch it if nothing else is on

ToddPacker said...

cheap slow AM natty... gotta keep the stats up

blue said...

did David Chase come out and talk about his ending yet?

ebntx said...

what's up?

Beth said...

"beth how many games did the phils pick up on the braves in the last 10"

TP, it looks like Whynotus picked up 3 on the Braves and 5 on the Mets in the last 10 games.

ToddPacker said...

nl east looks a lot different than it did 2 weeks ago.... the marlins are only 6 out

El Padrino said...

chase in vacationing in france

blue said...

David Chase's only interview

blue said...

mlmc is whomping on bis...i knew this would happen

El Padrino said...

i loved it

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna have to visit that diner/ice cream joint now
not that far

El Padrino said...

A man can pray can't he?

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

i realized how it was possible to die laughing at someone's face being run over by an SUV...

have an old black guy stumbling by that yells "oh shit!".
that was heelarious.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*taking a cyber bow*

El Padrino said...

JR smiffff killed a man

El Padrino said...

and either i'm insanely immature or just crazy but i just got back into wrestlin'....it's a love affair that started of course when i was a kid and it's gone off and on now for years, after last nights draft, it's back on.

i felt like you need to know this.

El Padrino said...

i was in bed drinking a beer and watchin rasslin

only thing missin was a trailer surronding me

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

wrestling draft? please advise.

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

EP, how's that mullet comin along?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dammit. I missed a re-draft?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tell me my boy's still on Raw.

El Padrino said...

they drafted for all three "entities" and then at the end (draft not finish) Mr.McMahon apprentely "died" in a car bombing

good stuff

El Padrino said...

Cena is your boy I take it?
yes, he's still raw, although today that might change

blue said...

i wanted to be a pro wrestler but I never got drafted.

El Padrino said...

zeke did you know that the guy from Real World made it?

The Miz.

El Padrino said...

funny

ToddPacker said...

the miz.... he was funny on the rw/rr challege thing

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

if that mtv kid made it, wrestling just became infinitely worse.

what a tool.

El Padrino said...

dont be scurred of the Miz

El Padrino said...

the mizard of oz is his finishing move


bbbbwwaaaaaaaaaahahahhaha
a
hahahahahhahahahaaa

Beth said...

Here are a couple of pretty funny youtube videos if anyone wants a work distraction (which would be everyone I'm sure):

Will Ferrell short video
(This one has actually become a little controversial.)

Funny commercial

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

"He’s been on four seasons of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, The Inferno, The Gauntlet, Battle of the Network Reality Stars, and recently as a competitor on a special edition of Fear Factor."

this is SG wet dream. i bet he has them all tivo'd.


still: that guy is a Craftsman to the extreme.

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

why is Miz trying to semi rip off The Rock's eye thing.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Who were all the major players to change shows last night ELP? I haven't watched for prob 3 years but I was at a buddies place last night and his brother flipped to it a few times...saw 100% toothless agression is going to go to ECW

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

leg-drop on the miz..

my sweaty armpit in his mouth..

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

my wrestling z has been shattered.

h8 u.

El Padrino said...

Lashley went to Raw

i think there is more today
that giant khali (who killed a man) went to Smackdown

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

girls with guts are hot.

El Padrino said...

we just had a fire drill
those are corny

blue said...

there was a football player that I went to college with that was on that MTV show where you try and be a wrestler. His name was "Hawk". He was actually good on the show but had to quit because he had a nervous breakdown. When the show aired and everybody at school saw him crying, he quit the football team and dropped out of school. It was hilarious.

El Padrino said...

hahahaha

funny blew

Mills said...

TPS has slapped me in the face with a dead fish.

it stings the nostrils to say the least.

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

ridicule and shame always make for a good time.

Mills said...

a little late to the game, but the bravos are going to turn it up. Chipper gettign healthy. McCann healthy. They will be back to winning in no time.

Also -- Thank goodness the Cardinals get 3 with the Royals in the next 3 days.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

Also -- Thank goodness the Cardinals get 3 with the Royals in the next 3 days.

The royals just took 2 out of 3 from the phils, don't sleep on em...especially with that shitdick pitching staff weazy

blue said...

blue has had it with TPS

blue said...

mike and john need to play nice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah, and the Brewers just had a 3 game set with Texas.

Spaceman Spiff said...

bannisters gonna no hit the cards weazy

Mills said...

mike smells like cabbage.

blue said...

the rockies just played 3 against the orioles

Mills said...

where are we going with this?

Spaceman Spiff said...

angels just had a 3 game set against a shitty team and dropped 1

blue said...

the rockies are playing at fenway this week

Spaceman Spiff said...

heard that too blue

El Padrino said...

Rise Against

blue said...

we are all over the breaking news today

blue said...

Beth-
Why is that will farrell one controversial. I saw it a while back and thought it was funny/cute.

El Padrino said...

Blue please retract your use of the word "cute".

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

i need to scrounge up 2$'s so i can get me some heroin.

or a heroine.

either way, 2 bucks well spent.

isiah thomas said...

poontang pie

Spaceman Spiff said...

standing on the rooftop , ready to fall

El Padrino said...

yes spiff

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

they were good live

El Padrino said...

part of that mix concert?

THE CHAMP. said...

hi my name's champ. I'll be your cheese dealer today.

what kind of wine goes with cheese heroin?

THE CHAMP. said...
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El Padrino said...

"Some were born to sing the blues. Oh, the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on ... "

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, weenie roast, every performance from it is on youtube, but it aint the same of course

blue said...

does anyone watch that show "Hell's kitchen"?

El Padrino said...

corb i sent u something

El Padrino said...

blue, i do sometimes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Customers = gay.

isiah thomas said...

corby & weazy....chime in on Freak's pending trade.

isiah thomas said...

EP - Dye for Blanton

lock it up.

El Padrino said...

sorry bro, i'm looking for Pitching
my offense is cock diesel now

El Padrino said...

and i offered that 2 weeks ago
you shit on it

blue said...

there is an asian guy on hells kitchen who keeps crying before every challenge...it's pretty funny because he's like 48 years old and fat.

isiah thomas said...

did I? got damn me.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

El P...Crackdown arrived at 5 PM yesterday.

Didn't stop playing 'till Midnight.

I found 190 agility orbs.

Mills said...

jeter has played in as many games as joe dimaggio played in in his entire career. this actually kind of shocked me.

it was in an si.com tom verducci article.

stats are pretty close by the way. joe d gets him in most, but not much.

El Padrino said...

i saw that one (last week) when they burned the chicken and people were walkin out

funny

El Padrino said...

nice freak

El Padrino said...

zeke i sent u sumtin

El Padrino said...

freak every once and awhile i like to rest and take a swim in the water beyond the mountains (beach)

just to clear my head

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I can't seem to up my explosives rating.

how do i do that?

El Padrino said...

good luck

i haven't either

isiah thomas said...

I need SP's

isiah thomas said...

now that Dotel is back and Lidge will get some closer work.

isiah thomas said...

once (if) Dooshe comes back I'll be locked up at RP

isiah thomas said...

corby & weazy....chime in on Freak's pending trade.


weazy step up son

Mills said...

"corby & weazy....chime in on Freak's pending trade."

it doesn't make a whole lotta sense to me.

Polanco is a nice role player, and is hitting .342, but that is ALL he gives you.

To give up Peavy AND Perralta (who is back to his rookie form), it doesn't seem right at all.

El Padrino said...

meiz give me valverde

Iam Chester Cheetah said...

meiz, brew crew in town this week..

Mills said...

I guess Halladay, but I basically look at it like downgrade from Peavy to Halladay and downgrade from Perralta to Polanco

with potential for Pie in there?

It makes no sense.

I had to sleep on it, but did veto it.

El Padrino said...

spiff's got three closers

hog

isiah thomas said...

Zumaya may not pitch the rest of the season also, that deal smells funny.

El Padrino said...

yeah i dont like it but i refuse to vote against it, being as

1) i trade alot
2) it's not a money league
3) i have big nuts

Mills said...

yeah -- i didn't understand zumaya being included in it. i didn't know if bruce (is that who it was with) knew he was on the dl or not.

isiah thomas said...

Spiff/SG

I sent you something, please take a whiff.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

I sent the following email to mills yesterday before i left the office

"Are freak and Bruce Almighty married? Cuz it seems Freak is making out like a bandit, hopefully there’s at least a reach around involved"

Mills said...

revs got 3 closers too :)

i see your point elp.

but sometimes we have to protect those who cannot protect themselves.

i also think this was worse than one of corbin's deals, which was vetoed.

El Padrino said...

sg/spiff
i too attacked you again

isiah thomas said...

one thing about our next OCP....what if shanny loses his next matchup? are we still doing OCP II?

El Padrino said...

i know, rev is killin me too

isiah thomas said...

I had a trade offer to rev that just sat their for a week....unless you're offering a case of velveeta in the deal chances are he won't look at it.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

That deal is much worse than both of my deals that got veto'd...

Blue got F'd on acquiring BJ Upton early in the year with a temporary closer/setup man for Jeter

I got F'd by not being allowed to have Zambrano in a deal rather having to take on a shitdick phillie (Garcia)...

Both of my deals were Veto'd within 20 minutes of being accepted...but this one's going to make it through?

tem said...

00000000000000000000

tem said...

rev is sitting on a trade offer from me too.

tem said...

once he sits on them, they get crushed.

tem said...

corby should have waited until later to trade when half the league is ignoring their teams.

El Padrino said...

tem u trade?

tem said...

bomm, a back from lunch Z.

re: ferrell videeeoooo

I saw that a few weeks ago. It is funny. They have outtakes of it on funnyordie.com

tem said...

The outtakes are a let down though.

isiah thomas said...

my girl was watching E last night and I peeped game on Mandy Moore, she looked like she packed on a few pounds.

low level wth

She was "girl next door cute" who I'd "do unspeakable stuff on EP's level" to.

Come on Mandy, get the stomach staple or investigate anorexia. Think of your fans.

tem said...

I got kinsler and napoli on the block, but nobody wants them.

Beth said...

"Beth - Why is that will farrell one controversial"

Blue, some people are saying it's "corrupting" the 2 year old to have her use some of the language she used. Here's the story.

tem said...

I need me some more saves or holds or wins.

El Padrino said...

yeah mandy is plumping up a bit

isiah thomas said...

and "Dwight's Speech" on Season 2 of The Office made me cry from laughter.

When he announces "there's been an accident on 84 west" almost made me piss my pants.

Hats off to all who endorsed TO.

tem said...

mandy moore hasn't been the same since her and zach braff stopped bumping uglies.

go figure.

El Padrino said...

napoli? nobody wants a catcher
we all need the same (most)

isiah thomas said...

"who was in the accident?"

"brad pitt"

"is he ok"

"he'll never act again"

El Padrino said...

i guess i have to watch the office now

El Padrino said...

going to lunch

ToddPacker said...

the office = good stuff

ToddPacker said...

anyone watch the john from cincy show.... it's still sitting on my tivo... not sure if i want to bother watching

ToddPacker said...

hell's kitchen


i've watched parts.... that dude that cries all the time... got to be an act

tem said...

why would you watch that show (HK)?

it looks retarded

tem said...

i try not to watch shows that illicit the "i want to punch this guy in the mouth" thought from me.

ToddPacker said...

"why would you watch that show (HK)?

it looks retarded"


you're right tem.... it is retarded... i was just flippin through the channels last night... i had to wait until 10:00 to see the mets lose (although i didn't stay up for the whole game... damn west coast games)

ToddPacker said...

illicit > d-

El Padrino said...

tp, i watched about 20 min and decided that it's crap.

ToddPacker said...

"tp, i watched about 20 min and decided that it's crap."


hk or the met game?.... mets looked good early in that game last night

El Padrino said...

neel has a not bad portland title article

El Padrino said...

john from cincy

Mills said...

pretty weak day on the comments with 167 at this point in the afternoon. though, i am not bringing anything to make it better.

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

"though, i am not bringing anything to make it better."

This is a daily occurance mills

El Padrino said...

well done spiff, you are one frugal bastard

El Padrino said...

weazy and meiz i have sent u something

isiah thomas said...

spiff/sg you're killing me.

El Padrino said...

am i the only guy who believes in matt kemp?

isiah thomas said...

I believe in hemp if its any consolation.

El Padrino said...

irregardless so do i

El Padrino said...

zeke last week you put figgy on the block, good thing no one wet your whistle, seems like ur keeping him now

Spaceman Spiff said...

when he does good, you can laugh at all of us

El Padrino said...

weaz again

isiah thomas said...

I (heart) Figgy.

El Padrino said...

hahaha

i bet u dont (heart) pierre

Spaceman Spiff said...

wish speier would come back, had 8 holds in the first 15 games of the season. i think shields poisoned him and zeke is reaping the holds rewards

El Padrino said...

meiz died from diarrhea

isiah thomas said...

Pierre will still be used when I need steals.

Figgy has so much position eligibility it lets me play gAy-Rod in the Util and bump Pierre.

thejaywhite said...

you losers still hang out here?

isiah thomas said...

whoever dumped Figgy - I salute you.

isiah thomas said...

meiz died from diarrhea

OD'd

isiah thomas said...

tjw - I think our invites to your blog got lost in the mail.

isiah thomas said...

I'm willing to overpay for a closer.

mandychan said...
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Mills said...

tjw --

did your mom see you blog online and spank you? is that why you made it private?

thejaywhite said...

ya theres nothing new..Ive been meaning to post more on my blog..but im just too lazy....I also have it locked right now just cause once in awhile i feel im too old and mature to be having that shit up

El Padrino said...

i just did, slightly, in my opionion but i have that luxury, i'm 25 games back

at least CC has a nice era

thejaywhite said...

why would you ever pay for a closerr...just find one on the free agent market..I never rank them high in priority

isiah thomas said...

our league is 18 teams....

plus I have OF'ers on my bench who could be upgrades for others.

Mills said...

i think you won the trade elp.

a closer is more valuable that a combustible ofer who hasn't done much the last season and a half.

El Padrino said...

there is no closers on the market herb

El Padrino said...

yeah i guess

i just wanted to collect as many mariners as possible
they score a ton and for a waiver pick guillen was a gem

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont worry EP, weazy got your back

El Padrino said...

like i care
like i said i'm 25 games back, i have every luxury

isiah thomas said...

EP let's get that blanton deal done now that you need an OF.

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