Thursday, June 07, 2007

I'm not watching that

So in case you were wondering, they just finished playing hockey for the year. (I know, I know, you're thinking, "what's hockey") Another hockey HOTBED won the cup this year. I know that whenever I think of hockey I think of Anaheim. The only thing I'm upset about is that they aren't called the "Mighty" Ducks anymore. What the hell kind of mascot is a duck? Unless your duck is mighty, it's worthless. I don't understand how becoming unmighty can net you the championship. Stupid system if you ask me.

I definitely wasn't watching that, but I will for certain be watching this next event.

HA-UUUGE deal happening today. Today will help determine who's going to be an everlasting star and who's going to be a bust. It only comes around once a year, and man, I am stoked.

I'm of course talking about the Rule 4 draft for the MLB. 2 PM ET on ESPN2...don't miss it.

Oh, and there's some basketball thing happening.

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tem said...

king cobra malt liquor

Beth said...

ElP, I can answer a question you had in yesterday's comments (since no one else did). Cannondale bikes are definitely still around. My best friend is a triathlete so I've been to several of them with her over the last few years, and it surprised me seeing Cannondales still being used and apparently quite popular.

tem said...

tem is physically/emotionally/theoretically unavailable today.

El Padrino said...

thanks beth, i will search them today for prices

El Padrino said...

devil rays have the #1 pick again right?

Beth said...

"tem is physically/emotionally/theoretically unavailable today."


So tem, how is this diffent than any other day? :-)

El Padrino said...

wait, they are not the "mighty" ducks anymore?

El Padrino said...

and didnt the kings win a cup?

THE CHAMP. said...

do they still do the flying V? did they win with the knuckle puck?

El Padrino said...

knuckle puck was cool

Iam a Global Icon said...

smile, youre on candid camera

Mills said...

i have never even heard of the Rule 4 draft.

Can we incorporate in FMLB though?

THE CHAMP. said...

:-)

El Padrino said...

fuck

got jelly on my keyboard

now the "Y" and the "U" buttons stay down

El Padrino said...

gonna have to go operation "Jack a Board"

someone has to be out of the office today

Mills said...

nevermind it is the regular amatuer draft.

freak is being the guy who wants to sound smart again. yup... that guy.

ebntx said...

paris hilton is out jail. wtf!?

i am fully expecting an explaination of std concerns for the other inmates.

El Padrino said...

drought in LA

Spiff/Tyler
no showers for you

THE CHAMP. said...

CLEVELAND—New York Knicks coach and president of basketball operations Isiah Thomas, distraught over his team's failure to make the playoffs and desperate to show that he could be a successful leader in the postseason, approached Cavaliers head coach Mike Brown Monday concerning the possibility of coaching at least one Finals game. "Tell you what—if you win the first two games, how about letting me do the third?" Thomas asked a mostly silent Brown during the 45-minute conference call. "C'mon, what could it hurt? At least let me coach Game 4. Half of Game 4. I could do great things with those guards you got." Although the call concluded without Thomas or Brown coming to an agreement, Brown admitted he was surprised that Thomas also fully expected to act as the Cavaliers' president of basketball operations for the duration of the deal.

blue said...

isn't the ducks full name the los angeles ducks of anaheim?

blue said...

I am an LOVAD lurker sometimes

blue said...

I'll admit I have an LoVAD problem

blue said...

The paris hilton thing is all over the radio here. A lawyer called in and said her guess is that they are letting her out after 3 days due to "overcrowding" or "they need the space"

blue said...

or "your daddy gave the city 3M$"

Iam a Global Icon said...

speaking of a proud daddy


congrats to zeek

ToddPacker said...

why not us, fo realz... where is the rev... no LoVad to brag about his phils....

ToddPacker said...

bad base running last night cost the mets a couple of runs

ToddPacker said...

i watched the cup last night... it's always cool to see it enter the building

blue said...

the university of arizona softball team always has the hottest lesbians

Iam a Global Icon said...

i was too lazy to even channel surf for hockey.

El Padrino said...

me too, i missed the cup
i was watching jimmy rollins spunk on Aaron Heilman's face

blue said...

"Oh, and if anyone knows how to crash Shanoff's site and rig the voting, we can not legally promise that they'll be GIVEN FABULOUS PRIZES. (But it'll so totally happen.) "

written by the fivetooltool

blue said...

this is meant to be funny I think

blue said...

"Whitmore said the decision to have Hilton serve out her sentence at home was for medical reasons."


maybe the STD infection problem was dead spot on.

El Padrino said...

she wouldnt eat

blue said...

but not eating is normal for her

El Padrino said...

Drudge

check the google earth pic in the center, amazing shit

blue said...

yeah, that's the google earth "street view" that is new. There's also a picture of a dude picking his nose on the street, and a couple of other good ones.

blue said...

"street view" is only in a few select cities..denver is one of them but there aren't any good pictures on there that I could see.

whocares said...

So now I cant even pick my nose walking down an empty street?

Does that mean the only safe place to get a good pick is in my closet?

whocares said...

TPS is having its monthly visitor, and man is he in a shitty mood.



Yeah, TPS menstruates.

blue said...

tps=beth?

blue said...

too soon?

kodiac said...

google street is doubleplusgood

blue said...

is Kod home "sick" today?

kodiac said...

yeah, feeling like shit today; plus I'm leaving for CO tomorrow and need to get everything ready.

Beth said...

Blue, I actually have a reverse period - every 28 days I'm nice to people but the rest of the time I'm cranky and bitchy.

blue said...

i wish my wife had "reverse" periods...then at least she'd be nice for a couple days

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kod in the AM!

Iam a Global Icon said...

kod, where'd u meet him?

Iam a Global Icon said...

wait, Blue's in CO right?

kodiac said...

I'm going to Louisville CO, wherever that is

Beth said...

Blue, your wife's pregnant, right? I think that means she'll be nice again when the kid starts school. :-)

blue said...

louisville is very far from where blue is...whew

blue said...

blue already has a stalker, he doesn't need another one.


Kod, there are no indians in louisville

Iam a Global Icon said...

i would hope there were hillbillies though

blue said...

only hippies

blue said...

and here they pronounce it "lewis-ville" not "lou-ee-ville"

Beth said...

Wait, you have a stalker Blue? I think we need more info on that.

Iam a Global Icon said...

bad odors here.

Iam a Global Icon said...

the barf-makeout girl never forgave him for it..

Beth said...

Can you blame her?

kodiac said...

is Louisville anywhere near Golden? I'd like to hit the CL brewery

kodiac said...

there will be quite a few Indians in Colorado this next week blue; major indian law conference

blue said...

stalker story is just an ex-coworker who didn't want me to 1) buy a house 2) get married to my wife 3) change jobs

she doesn't know where I live though so stalking has subsided

blue said...

"is Louisville anywhere near Golden? I'd like to hit the CL brewery "

yeah it's not too far from there, brewery is closed on sundays though

kodiac said...

wohooo

blue said...

"there will be quite a few Indians in Colorado this next week blue; major indian law conference"

there are a lot of indians in southern colorado near pueblo, or up north near wyoming, just not a lot in Denver

blue said...

Coors brewery tour is a pretty good tour. it's free and you get 3 free beers at the end plus you get to sample a few along the way.

I've gone a couple of times.

kodiac said...

yeah, that was my understanding as well.

Beth said...

3 beers won't touch Kod. I wonder how many back to back to back tours they'll let him take...

ebntx said...

there has to be cell phone video of this somewhere

kodiac said...

hippies and Indians; sounds like my kind of place

kodiac said...

I might hide out inside and spend the night in the brewery

El Padrino said...

is the Coors brewery tour similar to a Poland Spring tour?

kodiac said...

I toured the Bacardi factory in Puerto Rico a few years back, but I'm actually more excited about the CL brewery...if I get the chance to go.

whocares said...

You might end up like the dudes in Strange Brew and have to drink your way out of one of the tanks,eh.

whocares said...

The McKenzie Bros.

kodiac said...

haha, and then piss out a fire

El Padrino said...

the tequilla tour in Cabo I went on got out of hand

blue said...

Poland Spring tour?

please advise

blue said...

"take off hoser i'm going to da brewery"

blue said...

it's pretty sad that i've been to the coors brewery 3 or 4 times yet have never been to a lot of the other "cool" places in Colorado.

Iam a Global Icon said...

more info is needed re: tequila trip.

thank you for your cooperation.

blue said...

I took a tequila factory tour in Puerto Vallarta, it was fun but things stayed under control....probably because of all the men with machine guns

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Are we creampieing today or waiting for next week.

blue said...

WC's team is laying the smack down on Corbin's..this makes me laugh

blue said...

deke-

one of the chicks at that website said she "kicked" me out of the comments..but when i went back they were all still there, i had baited a few people, and could still post. so I don't know what she was talking about.

It seems like TPS is keeping a lot of people down, so next week might be better.

El Padrino said...

while i was in cabo, it wasnt at the actual factory but it was a "tequilla bar crawl" where you end up going downtown to experience "speacial" tequillas

you start at Cabo Wabo Cantina
Cabo Wabo Cantina excellent tequilla by the way)
and you end up at Panchos where you can try the "Rattlesnake Tequila" Panchos

Iam a Global Icon said...

i say we wait til the rounds go further in that contest.. but in the meantime, i could go for a random, drive-by creaming..

we need a new bitch.

El Padrino said...

Pancho's list is endless

El Padrino said...

and some bitch was eatin the worms out the bottle

kodiac said...

I got kicked out of the Cabo Wabo when I was there. I was 17 and using the DL of a friend who looked nothing like me (but I figure all white people probably look the same to them). It worked everywhere we went, except Cabo Wabo. Fucking Hagar

blue said...

random tequila note...i read an article the other day saying that the price of tequila may go up significantly in the next year or so because mexican farmers are burning their blue agave fields to plant corn because the demand for corn to make ethanol is so high right now.

isiah thomas said...

the hockey game was good last night.

it had a PP goal, SH goal, penalty shot, etc.

#6 from Ottawa was blatantly point shaving.

El Padrino said...

tequila makes me violent
and this "bar crawl tour" was at like 2pm in the day when the equator actually taps you on the shoulder and pimp slaps your skin

Iam a Global Icon said...

ep, that list of tequilas was enormous.

kodiac said...

yeah, and the Senators even scored a goal on their own net; I love when that happens

isiah thomas said...

and the Senators even scored a goal on their own net = #6 from Ottawa was blatantly point shaving.

#6 also turned it over infront of his net which led to another goal.

I hope he got straight cash homie for that performance.

isiah thomas said...

and seriously, who gives a fuck about the baseball draft?

the failure rate for those picks is worse than the NFL's.

El Padrino said...

i know, they should make it the frist stop though because you blow your load before you get there and all you want at that point after 4 previous stops is some gaucomole, a prostitute and a bed

blue said...

"and seriously, who gives a fuck about the baseball draft?"

there was an article the other day on the WWL that I didn't read but the argument that they need to start televising the baseball drafts because guys are making it to the majors so fast now

isiah thomas said...

some doosh who works here had their kid selected 2 drafts ago in something like the 45th round by the royals.

She was acting like they won the lottery and she was going to quit and live off of his signing bonus, which I believe was just a voucher for 2 hot dogs and a coke at Kauffman stadium.

isiah thomas said...

I peeped game on some of the softball WS and I was mildly shocked at the # of hotties playing softball.

kodiac said...

The MLB draft is all fucked up; too many rounds, too many draft picks chosing not to play for the team that drafted them, etc.

El Padrino said...

and i'm disapointed to say i didt try the rattlesnake tequila

" If you're really brave, have a shot of Rattlesnake Tequila from the bar. The bartender will dip your shot straight from the jar with a rattlesnake coiled in the bottom. John and Mary will probably stop by your table to visit and toast your bravery."

El Padrino said...

2 hot dogs and a coke, funny

El Padrino said...

in short i'd recommend Cabo to anyone, espeacially if your single as the nightlife is outrageous

i'm going back next year

blue said...

cabo is on my short list

PV is actually pretty decent too, and one of the cheaper places from the western US

isiah thomas said...

You have lived until you've summered in Oxnard, CA.

blue said...

new sg = spurs in 5


big surprise

El Padrino said...

my vaca top 5

Cabo
Aruba (I had nothin to do with that)
Vegas
South Beach Miami
Jamaica

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

This post was intended to be more of a rag on the NBA finals than a declaration of my love for the mlb draft.

I just thought the comparison worked well...and I could make you think I was talking about the finals when I was talking about the draft.

Admittidly, it was probably too much effort to put in.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm going to a AAA game today.

Box seats go for like 10 dollars.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I peeped game on some of the softball WS and I was mildly shocked at the # of hotties playing softball."

This is exactly why SuperDeluxe and I were "base coaches" for a softball team a few of our friends played on. Needless to say, lots of hot girls in shorts and visors or baseball hats.

That's what really does it for me. A pony tail & a baseball hat or visor.

El Padrino said...

Oxnard sounds nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

SG shits in our cereal today instead of lunch, new post up

Spaceman Spiff said...

*west coast cereal

Tyler said...

It's not.

El Padrino said...

"A pony tail & a baseball hat or visor."

agreed

Tyler said...

Oxnard that is. It's not a good time. Only go out there if you absolutely have to.

Tyler said...

Where is your source on this drought info, El P?

El Padrino said...

wiki says the sand is soft

El Padrino said...

Here ya go smelly cat

Reuters

Tyler said...

California Penal System is greatest Penal System in the world.
All other Penal Systems are run by little girls.

isiah thomas said...

re: my Oxnard comments

I should have added (EXTREME S)to them.

We've had this discussion before, but to me, Oxnard is the armpit or butthole of America.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wait. Boobs are back. hooray!

isiah thomas said...

although Ferocious Fernando Vargas is from there, so if you want good steriods Oxnard is the place to be, mayne.

Tyler said...

They haven't told me shit. I'm going to run all of my faucets full blast for an hour when I get home.

El Padrino said...

The armpit of america is Newark NJ

not even close
geographically it really is

Tyler said...

Then Oxnard's the butthole.

And yeah for boobs!

Tyler said...

That should have been "Yay For Boobs!"

THE CHAMP. said...

guys trip sounds like it might have to go to Cabo.

blue said...

then kod would like oxnard?

Spaceman Spiff said...

good thing i dont live in LA, i will continue wasting water as i please

Mills said...

"I'm going to a AAA game today.

Box seats go for like 10 dollars."


I could go to the Royals game today and sit in the lower level front section for 7 bucks. I wouldn't have the ticket to the "box seats" per se, but I would be sitting there, and nobody would care.

Tyler said...

Technically I don't live in L.A. County, so that's probably why I haven't heard about it.

blue said...

super early starts to a couple of games today..what's up with that

kodiac said...

hahahaha
watching the family fued; question was, "who is the greatest quarterback of all time"
-dude hits the buzzer and says, Jim Everett
*then the other lady says Jerry Rice
wow

blue said...

I'd rather go to a AAA game than the Royals.

blue said...

chris everett

Mills said...

"Technically I don't live in L.A. County, so that's probably why I haven't heard about it."

Let's get the techinicalities out of the way. You are a 35 year old 5'6" 260 lbs computer programmer who "technically" lives in fargo, north dakota. but it makes you feel better to be from la

kodiac said...

one of my favorite you tube clips

blue said...

major WTF from weazy there

Spaceman Spiff said...

guess mills has never seen tyler's old picture

isiah thomas said...

did weazy forget the (s), was that a movie quote?

THE CHAMP. said...

"Let's get the techinicalities out of the way. You are a 35 year old 5'6" 260 lbs computer programmer who "technically" lives in fargo, north dakota. but it makes you feel better to be from la "

I guess it's better than being a complete loser from Kansas.

Tyler said...

Right. Sure Mills. Whatever you say. There are many incorporated cities in L.A. that provide their own utilities, like electricity and water. I live in one such city. It's called Burbank. Douche.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

It's a pretty nice venue.

Whenever I go, they announce that they have the best minor league stadium in America.

Not sure how they determine that, but whatever.

Tyler said...

Mills is just angry that he lives 1200 miles away from anywhere exciting.

isiah thomas said...

looks like weazy forgot to take his "don't suck today" pills (again).

isiah thomas said...

AAA baseball? I guess the WNBA game was sold out.

kodiac said...

A sold out WNBA game; that's hiarious

isiah thomas said...

hick-hops we salute you

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

AAA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WNBA

kodiac said...

if you drink enough beer, you can't really tell the difference

THE CHAMP. said...

burbank?

tyler=burt reynolds?

THE CHAMP. said...

Anyone here taught or know anyone that taught english in another country (TEFL)?

blue said...

tyler ≥ burt reynolds

blue said...

does TJW teaching engrish in canada count?

El Padrino said...

oh weazy

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

We've hit the lull.

We have to fight through it.

Tyler said...

I think he teaches "American" in Canada, eh, so yeah, that would count.

El Padrino said...

Better than this stasium freak

and that's single A ball

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That does look like a nice ballpark.

El Padrino said...

More shots

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'll fight the good fight

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I didn't say I believe it, but I just said it was their claim.

But it sucks no matter what because they're the Pirates affiliate.

blue said...

i am anti 500 comments today

El Padrino said...

i understand

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Yeah, 500 ain't happening today.

blue said...

that's what happens when one of the soldiers (tem) gets wounded...you had a chance with Kod giving it a daytime appearance

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I was thinking maybe kod would get drunk and start a slapper or 5.

I can still hope.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

and now with me going on lunch.

Back in 30

El Padrino said...

time to go to cvs and stare at the hot cashier until she gets uncomfortable

ToddPacker said...

tps doing a philly impression today... going for the sweep

ToddPacker said...

good stuff today... "weazy forgot to take his "don't suck today" pills " made me laugh

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

El P...you have any 360 game recommendations?

ToddPacker said...

back to the tps for a couple of hours

Beth said...

"A pony tail & a baseball hat or visor."

Just so you know Meiz and ElP, I do that combo quite a bit. :-) It just works so well to pull your ponytail thru the opening at the back of the hat.

kodiac said...

I'm off to watch Born into Brothells; back in a while

THE CHAMP. said...

i know you asked EP, but Gears of War is good for 360.

isiah thomas said...

I saw one commericial for Call of Duty 4 a few weeks ago, haven't seen one since. It looked pretty good, it was something like "Modern Warfare"

El Padrino said...

Get Crackdown freak
you'll like it

El Padrino said...

nice beth, now just send me a naked pic to my work mail address and we'll be all set

Tyler said...

cc me on that pic beth.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

What's the premise of crackdown?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

and gears of war.

Spaceman Spiff said...

my college roommate taught english in china, he said it was easy, he got to get his masters degree for free, and its pretty much a vacation wherever you go.

Beth said...

ElP & Tyler, the naked pic was going to be my next profile pic. Now you're saying you just want it sent straight to y'all?

Things are so confusing when you're blonde...

Spaceman Spiff said...

billy donovan on dan patrick splainin' himself

El Padrino said...

Crackdown

basically run around, fuck people up, steal cars and run people over

it's cool

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want in on the pic too. Naked, baseball hat, pony tail.

El Padrino said...

awww, she said "y'all"

cute

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Ooo...that does look really good.

Beth said...

Hey, it's better than "youse guys".

El Padrino said...

it's addicting

i played it from 11pm to 3 am sat night/mornin

it lets out so many frustrations

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

the draft is starting!!!

Mills said...

Freak -- That does look pretty nice for AAA. 15k is good size. THe Iowa Cubs go about 10-12k and its nice, but not that nice.

Beth said...

Hey, how about a new profile pic that's topless? :-)

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