Sunday, June 10, 2007

I assure you...

I actually meant to post this here at LOV.

I found some weekend free time. I figured I'd remind all of you that I am still paying attention.

And I ain't got much to bring. But screw it. I'm bringing it anyway.

To all of you complaining that I don't change my teams enough in FBBL, you're right. When I joined up, I thought I'd have more time and energy to do it. But I'm finding that is just not there. I'm telling you, this lack of internet freedom during the day is killing me. The job is cool. That's the only part that sucks.

Let me put it to you this way... are you working too much if you're actually considering taking a mental health day off just to sit around the house and surf the net? I actually am considering doing that. If I do that, rest assured I will come to LOV with a vengeance that day.

So what can I say about the sports world today?

- No one cares about the Belmont Stakes if there is no triple crown at stake. I think they should just cancel the Belmont Stakes if different horses win the Derby and the Preakness. Would anyone really care if they did this?

- If the San Antonio Spurs win the finals, I say they are then a better overall dynasty than the mid-80's Celtics. Winning in '03, '05, and '07 would be damn impressive. And they even have a '99 title to throw in there. 4 titles in 9 seasons puts them one under the output of the 80's Lakers. That's big time company to be in. But the problem is... the Spurs are just not that damn exciting to me. I do say Tim Duncan is one of the best of all-time, but watching him play to me is as exciting as watching bugs have sex.

- While I was writing this, I checked out the Lakers website. Only because I was reminding myself exactly how many titles the Lakers did win in the 80's. And I happened to catch a glimpse of a picture of Jeannie Buss on the Lakers homepage. And I must submit this. She is damn hot. And I think she's in her 40's by now, isn't she? I just hadn't looked at a pic of her for a while. Sweet Beejezus, she is hot!

But... what makes her blog so damn important that you have to register on the Lakers' website for access to it? I swear, they make you sign up just to read what she has to say about the Lakers. I was stunned at that. Really, is she saying anything on that thing that is worth creating a username for? Is she retelling her sex stories with Phil Jackson or something?

- You know what... this is the first time in a long time that I can say that I am sitting here and I have absolutely no clue what the score right now is in a major sporting finals. Really, at this moment of writing, I honestly could not tell you what the score is in the Stanley Cup Finals. If you held a gun to my head, I couldn't tell you. And I used to love hockey in my day.

Oh shit... I just looked it up and realized that the Ducks won the cup on Wednesday. Damn!

Judging by the ratings the NHL got for the Cup Finals, most of America probably didjn't realize it either. I think the old XFL got higher ratings for NBC than the Stanley Cup did.

Oh crap... I just realized Freak wrote about the Ducks winning on Thursday. Man, I really oughta start paying attention more.

That's all I got. Why not us?

60 comments:

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

for ctrl+f sake

rev

isiah thomas said...

ahhahha nice freak

isiah thomas said...

tp, from the last post on friday, I'm glad you got the joke, I think its appropo

isiah thomas said...

rev I hear you about the NBA finals, I haven't watched a minute yet and was surprised there wasn't a game on tonight.

As for your lack of commenting, I can appreciate your job getting in the way and preventing you from being on here as you were in the past.

But....come on man, you can update your fantasy team from home at night, THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT. Quit making excuses for that.

Beth said...

Personally, I enjoy watching bugs have sex.

Beth said...

And nice to see you on LOV Rev, even if it's a once every 2-3 weeks thing.

I have to tell you though, I went to a wedding last night and whenever I saw the DJ I thought of you. :-)

The Rev said...

Nice, Freak.

I know I could update at night. But I often forget. I only get online for a short time at home.

I gotta get a second computer for home surfing. The wife and I share the comp at home. That makes for less time for me to be online. And when I'm on, first priorities are e-mail, and second prioritiy is checking the blogs. Third priority is catching up on news. Then, I usually get off the comp before I get to other stuff.

I will make more of an effort though.

Beth... I'm glad I'm in your head. Funny enough I did DJ a wedding last night as well.

isiah thomas said...

rev don't fag out on the Football league, the details are at the top of the comments of wednesdays or thursdays post.

hurry up, only 80+ days to sign up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Brewers are fucking pathetic. I'm beside myself.

The Rev said...

I may do football. That's easier to follow.

The Rev said...

Anyone hanging out tonight?

The Rev said...

BTW Zeke... haven't had a chance to say this...

Good call on Dark Helmet.

isiah thomas said...

I may do football.

RIP Rev's ballsac.

isiah thomas said...

Leotardo vs Tony

I say Tony wins.

The Rev said...

I can't watch the Sopranos until tomorrow. Working all night tonight and no access to HBO until I get home.

Please, warn me if you are going to discuss details tonight. I want to be surprised, though I think I probably will not be able to aviod it.

The Rev said...

I'll be there for football.

The Rev said...

I'll take basic details on what happens to Tony at the end. Just don't give me details on how it happened.

The Rev said...

For the record... I say Tony gets iced... by Patsy Parisi.

Pasty has been wanting to gun Tony down for years over his twin brother.

The Rev said...

My theory, just so it is somewhere in writing...

Last we saw Patsy Parisi, he was on the run away from Silvio getting shot. His son has been dating Meadow for some time. I say Patsy has been using his son dating Meadow as a way for Tony to believe Patsy is a safe guy. Why would Patsy do anything to Tony when their kids will get married?

Well, Patsy knows deep down that Tony was the man who called the hit on his twin brother back in season 1. A few years ago, you may remember the scene where Patsy is drunk in Tony's backyard and points a gun to the window where Tony is standing. Then he thinks twice and pisses in his pool instead. I think Patsy is just waiting for his opportunity.

Word gets to Patsy that the NYC guys are going to absorbe the rest of the Jersey family when Tony is dead. So Patsy shows up at the house where they are holed up, takes his chance to kill Tony, and uses that to gain favor from the NYC guys who will be his new boss.

Of course, I could be wrong.

The Rev said...

I just think Paulie Walnuts being the guy to turn on Tony is too easy. David Chase wouldn't write the easy ending.

isiah thomas said...

rev they won't kill of Tony with some minor character.

think before you speak

The Rev said...

Of course they would.

Cause you wouldn't be expecting it.

The Rev said...

I don't know if I really believe it.

I just don't want to be the 1,298,564th person to say that Paulie is going to turn on him.

isiah thomas said...

I read about how phil got got last week on a fantasy football site of all places.

Seemed far fetch at the time.

isiah thomas said...

they'll be a movie

isiah thomas said...

did that cutoff?

isiah thomas said...

after meadow walked in did it cutoff?

The Rev said...

I know who died, and who didn't. So go ahead and speak freely. My wife told me the basic details.

I hear the final scene is a pretty big WTF.

isiah thomas said...

I hear the final scene is a pretty big WTF.

that's what I'm talking about - did the shit cutoff or is that really the ending?

isiah thomas said...

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:57 am Post subject: Sopranos spoiler - read at your own risk

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My buddy who owns Raceway Gas stations just told me they just got filming a scene where Phil Leotardo gets whacked at their Morris Plains station.

Doogie Howser's buddy did the deed, and somehow Phil's head gets run over by his own SUV in all the mayhem.

isiah thomas said...

March 30th!

Iam Yay-Soos said...

what

Iam Yay-Soos said...

the

The Rev said...

I see... an abrupt cutoff.

Interesting.

Iam Yay-Soos said...

..








































fuck.

The Rev said...

Did it have any ending credits?

Iam Yay-Soos said...

actually, after getting past the intial reaction of "shit, did my dish go out" like most of america..

i think it's hilarious. give absolutely no sense of closure for anyone who has watched for all those years... (not me, i picked it up way too late)

haterific.

and yeah, here comes the movie.. complete with the first 10 seconds where Tony gets whacked.

The Rev said...

That's brilliant!

It's an Andy Kaufman like ending.

Iam Yay-Soos said...

yeah rev, the bitch who shoulda been naked crosses the street and it cuts. 10 seconds later the credits roll.

i didnt see mother mary, but i think i saw a giant middle finger on my screen.

tem said...

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and tem's strategy of never watching pays off!

Iam Yay-Soos said...

btw, i love the part in Ep. III where all the jedi get smoked. it was on right before sopranos and i had to watch.

tem said...

i didn't even know the finale was tonight.

i am pure awesome.

or the exact opposite.

tem said...

fuck it i am tired.

hows to cavs game?

The Rev said...

I like the fact that it didn't have closure.

I'll be watching it tomorrow night after work. I can't wait to see how the story played out for the hour.

Give me a take. Was it one of the better episodes?

The Rev said...

the part in Ep. III where all the jedi get smoked

I believe that was "Execute Order 66".

Iam Yay-Soos said...

does the Niba have a mercy rule?

can we get one?

The Rev said...

San Antonio winning 58-33.

Damn!

Iam Yay-Soos said...

rev, i guess u could say it was a good episode b/c of the way they set you up.

however, i thought overall it was pretty boring for most stuff.. i figured it would at least have a fast/up-tempo pace to it, but nah.

i just watched season 5 recently, and i love the episode of Tony's dream. that's definitely the best one theyve done, in my opinion.

The Rev said...

Final episode of season 2 where Big Pussy buys the farm... that will always be the best episode in my mind.

blue said...

WTF...that's all I have to say about that...fuck david chase

blue said...

blue does not approve

blue said...

by the way...finishing the show off with a Journey song...classic


"just a small town girl, living in a lonely world"

blue said...

cavs must have been watching the sopranos in the first half too

isiah thomas said...

has lebron scored at least?

blue said...

he had 13 pts and 0 assists in the 1st half

isiah thomas said...

I was hoping AJ's chick would get nekkid.

blue said...

she sorta did, not that we could see though, so i guess that doesn't count

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wow.

Iam Yay-Soos said...

oh, and
how bout them mets?


nice, the darth vader moment. gotta love only catchin' the good parts on the all-day repeats.


(go ahead bill, take it..)

isiah thomas said...

new post up

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