Thursday, June 28, 2007

He looks at the cabinet, he walks to the cabinet, he gets close to the cabinet, now he's opening the cabinet

Prince Fielder had the goofiest slide I've ever seen. It was kind of like a belly flop, but instead of the splash of water, it was the thud of dirt and someone else's leg. A thing of beauty, no doubt.

Some dude who thinks he's the ish is reporting that Oden's going to go first. I wonder if he knows Kobe wants to be traded.

Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson both get 100 point penalties plus loss of their crew chiefs for 6 races. The points don't really matter, both are solidly in the top ten, and with the depth on pit road Hendrick has, losing a crew chief isn't the worst that could happen. Especially since the chase doesn't start for another 10 races. As to whether they were cheating or not, I heard some reports that the cars fit the COT template, they just had a different measurements. Not sure how true that is.

I'm trying to get into the NBA Draft. From all indications, this class is going to be great. People keep saying it's the deepest draft in years. And yet, I can't seem to care at all. I think it has something to do with the Pacers pissing away all their draft picks. I know SG called someone blasphemous when they said Bird was a crappy GM, but you have to look at the facts. Sure he traded away problem players, but they were also pretty decent. And when you throw away your best players for nothing, you're left with nothing. I'm hoping they can swing a deal moving JO and getting back a pick.

Ryno is awesome.



And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Death by Piss Ice.



And now, the greatest video I will ever post. You must watch it, or you shall surely die.



For those who are blocked from YouTube here's another option.

463 comments:

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ToddPacker said...

kind of a cheap one for glavine's 297th.... but i'm sure he'll take it

ToddPacker said...

didn't see the fielder slide

ToddPacker said...

blocked on the 2nd link to the vid also

ToddPacker said...

trying to fill the screen with uncle jerry

ToddPacker said...

lots of meeting this AM.... so i'm out until after lunch

ToddPacker said...

damn, freak and his long title blocked my first comment so i'll repeat it"


"kind of a cheap one for glavine's 297th.... but i'm sure he'll take it"

tem said...

i got nothing today.

at all.

Beth said...

Tem, don't be so hard on yourself - you still have Rowlf.

El Padrino said...

i hit shutout, works for me

El Padrino said...

r kelley

i like the part when the guy has to show her the pimp hand so she'll move out the way of the cabinet

El Padrino said...

i think the knicks should trade down and get two picks in the 2nd round

El Padrino said...

but that makes sense so it wont happen

El Padrino said...

wow 25 min without a comment

freak's 500 is in jeopardy already

iam chris benoit's pulley said...

seeing paris hilton's interview as the lead story on CNN makes me want to destroy something.


like.. her life.

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

mic check?

El Padrino said...

mee too
fucking larry king

El Padrino said...

btw benoit's kid was retarded

jus sayin

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

so what's gonna be the third bad thing?..

fuckin'
NOOOOOOOOOOOO (#2)

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...
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El Padrino said...

MVN if your out there I countered.......

El Padrino said...

Mantoothz

El Padrino said...

Sell him to a tv network but of course

El Padrino said...

dunk

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

what was he planning to accomplish by roiding up a retard?

Sloth?

El Padrino said...

turn him into a mutant maybe

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

maybe get on a reality show with Ponch and Carrot Top?

El Padrino said...

and Bushwick Bill

"the" blue said...

maybe he thought roids counteracted retardation

"the" blue said...

I kept waiting for R Kelly to come out of the pantry and pee on the woman in that video

"the" blue said...

BIS is having it's worst week of the season...basically handing corby the #1 seed in the playoffs

"the" blue said...

and that is all for ft

El Padrino said...

stop whining

"the" blue said...

oh damn, "the" blue starting out the day with a natural z...that shit was made with all-natural whole wheat, not that enriched bleached wheat stuff

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

it'll keep ya regular.

eat some prunes too, blue.

jugdish said...

I'm back from vacation, and have far from zero emails in my Inbox now.

iam...I was in Troy for a couple of days over last weekend...I hate those Michigan left turns.

Freak, I went to the Cubs game on Monday night against the Rockies, the one where they gave up 6 runs in the top of the 9th and came back to win in the bottom of the 9th. It was an awesome game to go to! We hung out at Slugger's afterwards...good times.

I'm going to Vegas in a week and a half...woo hoo!!!

"the" blue said...

jug is a man of many travels

jugdish said...

Any important revelations here in the last week? I'm not going back to read all that.

"the" blue said...

the only big news is that TJW has decided not to post here anymore, because of our high moral values

"the" blue said...

(ns)

jugdish said...

We are all better off for that.

"the" blue said...

kod's angry leprechaun made me laugh last night..and he didn't realize he was in a slapper, but just kept slapping away

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

i think i even saw Kod take his nails and earrings off with a "nuh uh girlfriend!" thrown in there.

jug, welcome to the Michigan Lefts. they are parasites. Troy = keeping it nice and whitebread.

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

btw, is freak's piss ice pic blocked for anyone else?

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

books, check em out

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

beth, hit me.

blue said...

the piss ice pic is blocked for me

El Padrino said...

blocked for me as well

Beth said...

For iam.

And yep, the piss ice pic is blocked for me too.

blue said...

ahhhh boobs

Corbin said...

piss ice NOT blocked for this guy

Beth said...

Damn that's a scary pic Blue (and I've even seen the Blue Man Group in person.)

blue said...

yeah, i don't like the blueman group picture

blue said...

i'm trying out a few different "blues" today

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...
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El Padrino said...

change it, it's gay

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

i have "high morals"

El Padrino said...

can i suggest this one
Blue

blue said...

EP-
you'll be watching blues clues soon enough

blue said...

I looked at that one

El Padrino said...

or this one

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

do the X-bitch

blue said...

I think i'm going with this until I find something better

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

pour some out and take one needle to the vein in honor...

Corbin said...

Good to see Lo Duca's "we have to win 5 of next 7" games is already taken care of

blue said...

good to go

blue said...

now I can go back to searching for titties

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Prince's dive was glorious.

blue said...

a couple of these charred cheerleaders were alright to look at before they burnt up

Corbin said...

Adopting the vodka bottle in memory of TJW Blue?

El Padrino said...

let's get a link on Fielder's slide, otherwise it doesnt exist

blue said...

TJW will always be thurman thomas in my mind, despite the grey goose

blue said...

can't find the slide on youtube yet, it's not on the WWL as a highlight yet either

blue said...

and it existed, it was hilarious

El Padrino said...

then it didnt happen

blue said...

Supertits

blue said...

sfw

blue said...

all morning lull

Corbin said...

AND HERE'S AN UPDATE ON MY SELECTION FOR THE 3RD DEATH...(PLEASE...OH PLEASE)

In 21 games at Shea Stadium this season, the 33-year-old Scott Schoeneweis has allowed 21 hits and 18 earned runs in just 17 innings. If those numbers weren't bad enough, all five of the homers he has allowed also have come at home, as have 15 of the 20 walks he has issued.

ToddPacker said...

meeting, meeting, tps, meeting... today sucks

Beth said...

At this rate Freak will be lucky to get 300 comments, much less 500.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like Beth's rack.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I put the signal out to my intertubes Brewers people on the Prince dive.

Tyler said...

And then He says, Move!
She said, No!
He said, Move!
She said, No!
Bitch Move!
She Moved!

R Kelly is a freakin' genius.

isiah thomas said...

blue - Denver's defense, will they be good this season?

blue said...

Zeke-
I believe in them..but new coordinator could be kind of bumpy the first few weeks. But champ and dre bly together should get a bunch of picks...

blue said...

as far as sacks go...I'm not sure...dumervil was a stud last year and will get more PT this year, but two rookies in the rotation, might take them a while to get used to the speed of the NFL.

isiah thomas said...

my prediction for tonight's draft : no big trades.

ESPN's fabrications of trade rumors will prove to be a load of bs as they always are.

isiah thomas said...

decent enough report blue

El Padrino said...

TPS's father must be giving TPS roids

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

saw the highlight of The Slide. he almost killed the SS/2B's leg. lucky that something didnt get torn. i woulda cleated his fat ass for that.

blue said...

he about did a face plant on the bag too

isiah thomas said...

way to go Ric Bucher on "breaking" the story that Oden will get picked 1st....wow what journalism.

isiah thomas said...

Prince Fielder probably destroyed at least 8 slip-n-slides as a kid.

El Padrino said...

bucher is a tool

blue said...

odds on celtics taking Yi at #5...i say 70% chance

blue said...

I like how these guys are being compared to Hakeem and Jordan..i hope they both bust now, just because of the comparisons

jfreak said...

death by piss ice

blue said...

and with the 32nd pick in the NBA draft the boston Celtics select....Josh McRoberts...hahahahaha

jfreak said...

i'm going to keep posting that on different image sites until everyone can see it.

El Padrino said...

hilarious

jfreak said...

Bitch move

She mooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeed.

blue said...

i see it

blue said...

piss ice can be a dangerous thing

iam Fragile X Syndrome said...

great piss ice pic

isiah thomas said...

piss ice? blocked. piss ice is great.

isiah thomas said...

I think blue said maybe Benoit thought steroids counteracted retardation - fucking hilarious.

iam mailingyouhome said...

habla en espan-yole?

Spaceman Spiff said...

why does amare have a say in where he gets traded to? of course he doesnt want to go to atlanta, so why even discuss a trade with the hawks since they care what amare thinks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Piss ice death is fake

iam mailingyouhome said...

dont listen to him kids, deke speaks blasphemy.

blue said...

in the end, amare doesn't really have a say

blue said...

I don't know, deke is wise

iam mailingyouhome said...

i dont trust anyone who wears a loin cloth.

El Padrino said...

meh-he-co

Spaceman Spiff said...

viva

jfreak said...

another link to piss ice death

jfreak said...

I'm out for the afternoon.

I leave it in your capable hands.

whocares said...

That looks like Michael Myers that got killed by piss ice.

tem said...

fucking long title

tem said...

where was MADNESS?

blue said...

it took so long to get to 100 that it wasn't madness it was sadness

tem said...

yep.

and i just spent whatever fuel i had.

Judge Michael Sauer said...

I'm about to become a stalker

El Padrino said...

weak tot action

blue said...

oh, and she likes to "lick" things too steve...she's on my list when she turns 18

blue said...

august 21st, 2007 she becomes fair game

El Padrino said...

who?

blue said...

the heroes chick...hayden pantierre or whatever her name is..

whocares said...

Jesus. She is almost exactly ten years younger than me.




*Loading pistol. Putting in mouth.

El Padrino said...

ah, yes
mighty fine young woman

whocares said...

I like how you threw the "or whatever her name is" after you already fired off her birthdate.



It's too late to try and make yourself look less creepy, blue.

blue said...

I wasn't sure if I spelt her last name right

blue said...

i just looked her up as "heroes chick" on imdb

El Padrino said...

she's remember the titans chick too

blue said...

yes, i try and not remember her as a 10 year old though

blue said...

although she did know a lot about football which is always a plus

blue said...

the thursday before 4th of july is always a slow day

iam mailingyouhome said...


damn would i hit that!

iam mailingyouhome said...


though he probably beat us to it

iam mailingyouhome said...


geez, what a skank

iam mailingyouhome said...

child molester zzzzzzizzle

El Padrino said...

nice work iam

El Padrino said...

My Mock Draft

El Padrino said...

straight with no trades.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Iam, Ihateyou.

iam mailingyouhome said...

my work is complete.

El Padrino said...

for what it's worth zeke i think Zach Randolph gets traded, most likely to Philly for one of Philly's 1st round picks and one of thier expiring contracts

it makes mad sense

tem said...

the video was just OK.

tem said...

i gots nothing against midgets.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Better than Zeke's MS Paint Skillz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

?. there was supposed to be a ? not a .

Spaceman Spiff said...

ep, your picks didnt show up

tem said...

aye negative on the picks.

tem said...

where's kermit??

iam mailingyouhome said...

ms paint hate, nice.

ToddPacker said...

no need for that pic, meiz.... but you got mad mspaint skillz

iam mailingyouhome said...

time to drag this boring day into an extended boring lunch.

ToddPacker said...

nice picks, ep

El Padrino said...

oh snap, ima post them on my blog soon anyway

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't do the Paint job.

ToddPacker said...

anyone hear oden on rome today.... i missed it, but rome was talking about how funny oden is and i coulnd't tell if he was being sarcastic.... my (s) button on the radio is broke

tem said...

500

tem said...

for Big Hurt.

Not us today.

tem said...

Unless someone roids up big time.

blue said...

i think i've slipped into a coma

blue said...

we might not even get to 300...THIS is madness

blue said...

party on party people

Spaceman Spiff said...

benoit died, no one to plug us full with roids anymore to get to 500

'fragile x' sounds like his son's wrestling character name

blue said...

bruce, if you're out there, i sent something your way

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bucks threw their hat in the KG/Kobe/Marion schpiel.

Bobby Simmons & our pick for the Matrix.

isiah thomas said...

Bobby Simmons & our pick for the Matrix.

did you leave off the (s)?

iam mailingyouhome said...

i wouldnt make that trade without a large order cheese curds

ToddPacker said...

tps wont't back down

ToddPacker said...

"cheese curds"

what about cheese heroin?

iam mailingyouhome said...

"what about cheese heroin?"

DEAL!

ToddPacker said...

what was freak's video today?... i'm mutombo'd

blue said...

it's R Kelly singing about a man finding out his wife is cheating on him

blue said...

with a midget

blue said...

and without any golden showers

ToddPacker said...

the south park episode with tom cruise and the r kelly song was great

ToddPacker said...

i think john travolta was in the closet too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"did you leave off the (s)?"

No. I'm dead serious.

(ns)

isiah thomas said...

maybe in milwaukee its (ns) but here's it (s with a hearty laugh)

chad ford said the mavs are looking to deal Devin Harris to the bucks for the #6 (ns)

blue said...

i heard kobe wants to be traded

(ns)

blue said...

the nuggets would take devin harris...we'll give mark cuban a parcel of land to put HD antennaes

tem said...

i heard the nets are going to deal vince, rjeff and jkidd to get picks 3-9.

blue said...

it's possible the nuggets will give up camby for a bunch of loose change

ToddPacker said...

is the draft on tnt or espn tonight?

blue said...

nuggets aren't goign to bring blake back it sounds like (the greedy bastard) so they need a PG. any takers?

El Padrino said...

mock draft up on my blizzog

blue said...

it's probably on ABC, it would get better rating than the Finals did

tem said...

why would i want blake when mccinnis is available?

blue said...

i'm going to create mock draft on my blog also

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. PHX gets KG + Bob Simmons + #6 + whatever else for Marion and other garbage.

You wouldn't do that?

El Padrino said...

of course i'd do that, who wouldnt?

iam mailingyouhome said...

"i heard the nets are going to deal vince, rjeff and jkidd to get picks 3-9."

SOURCES?!

blue said...

what would minnesota get in this scenario..a whet fart?

blue said...

Breaking Trade News!!!!:

Orlando has traded it's second round pick (#54) to Houston for cash considerations (loose change)

ToddPacker said...

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ToddPacker said...

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