Monday, June 18, 2007

GOAT my ass.

Tiger is a fraud, a front runner, a choke artist.




































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JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Iam, you should go rent "Night Watch".

Then go to a movie theater and see "Day Watch".

ToddPacker said...

solid game by the mets last night.... no pitching and no hitting... they made wang look like cy young

ToddPacker said...

mets drop their 5th consecutive series.... nice june so far

El Padrino said...

they make me sick

tem said...

I saw at least 4 movies this weekend.

That doubles my output for the year.

El Padrino said...

and i'm vetoing every trade going forward just out of spite, the same way a dog would shit on the rug if you left them home for a long time


even if it never gets vetoed you can always count on 1 veto

El Padrino said...

25 games out, bitches are scurred

homos

ToddPacker said...

no energy... it's like they don't even care that they're losing... someone step up... throw some crap around the dugout... bean someone... start a fight... how the hell did green just take that crap from penny last week... green should have at least pretended to get angry when someone accuses you of cheating... pedro would have thrown at penny in his next ab

El Padrino said...

and for the record that trade was offered to me, not the other way around

tem said...

it boggles my mind that after 4 days of golf the winner usually wins by just 1 stroke.

El Padrino said...

we miss pedro

ToddPacker said...

"25 games out"


it's 28.5

El Padrino said...

right, at the time though, 25

ToddPacker said...

vetoing that trade was lame.... it's not a money league... i don't even look at the trades

ToddPacker said...

"right, at the time though, 25"


i know.... i'm just adding some fuel to the fire

ToddPacker said...

"we miss pedro"


all along i was thinking that pedro would be a good add coming off the dl for the playoff... now it seems like they need him just to make the playoffs

El Padrino said...

that's my point, among other things like, "it's fake" and just for "shits and giggles"

the same people who vetoed the trade are probably fans of star trek and enjoy video games on the "PC"

weirdos

El Padrino said...

freak you got veoted again

how does that make you feel?

ToddPacker said...

"I saw at least 4 movies this weekend.

That doubles my output for the year"


good for you, tem..... can we expect a tem-review

tem said...

only if you want a review of

shrek 3
happily n'ever after (don't ask)
alien v predator
american ninja

tem said...

even when i do watch movies they are dumb ones.

ToddPacker said...

i watched monster house on dvd with my kids this weekend.... it made me laugh a couple of time... not bad for a kids movie

tem said...

mlmc didn't even bother to show up this week.

ToddPacker said...

"alien v predator"


wow... i watched parts of that on hbo (i think) it seemed really bad

tem said...

happily n'ever after did not make me laugh.

american ninja and the alien movie did.

tem said...

shrek did too.

tem said...

i watched it last night on FX because i couldn't sleep.


i still haven't learned that if I stay up late on saturday and wake up at 1pm on sunday that i will have problems going to sleep by midnight on sunday.

ToddPacker said...

team toddpacker had it's best.week.evar.... 10-2 against h... although i don't think he checks his line up... i still think i'm ready for a fire sale

Beth said...

Man, with as pissed (and whiny) as ElP is, if I was one of the ones that vetoed the ElP trade I'd be worried everytime I started my car - ElP "knows people". Thank god I'm not in that fantasy league.

tem said...

i'll go on record and say that i didn't veto that delgado trade.

El Padrino said...

then you live.

tem said...

that's a good result.

El Padrino said...

whiny?

grrrrrrrrr

El Padrino said...

off beth's comments, whoever vetoed the trade dont answer the door unless it's for DHL.......

El Padrino said...

something is telling me a weasel was involved

El Padrino said...

posada's fist pump after thorwing out reyes made me chuckle

hey biddy, it was a pitch out
AAAAANNNNNNDDDD he stole 5 bases off you already, none were even close

fucking piss hands

El Padrino said...

add joe torre's nose to the scary HD list

what kind of boogers come out of that thing?

the nose on Teddy Roosevelt on Mt. Rushmosre is smaller than that monstrosity

ToddPacker said...

"posada's fist pump after thorwing out reyes made me chuckle"


i hate that guy.... he barely got him, too.... mets had 10 sb's in the 1st to games... go easy on the fist pump, george

ToddPacker said...

"add joe torre's nose to the scary HD list"


aaahhahhaaaaa.... the name of my money league last year was torre's nose... that think is scary in hd

jugdish said...

Still riding high with Zero emails in my Inbox. Some people tried to send me some, but they were quickly dealt with and disposed of.

Elp...on Mike and Mike this morning I heard talk of the White Sox trading Buehrle to the Mets...your thoughts?

ToddPacker said...

"White Sox trading Buehrle to the Mets"


for who?... depends on who they are giving up

jugdish said...

If I remember correctly, it was that Lastings character...

El Padrino said...

in a second Jug
who wouldnt want a good Lefty with a good post season track record and a no hitter on the rez?

they can take thier pick out of 3 Of'ers

El Padrino said...

Lastings Milledge
Carlos Gomez
Felix (insert spanish name, forgot)

either one, i dont care

El Padrino said...

hopefully Milledge

jugdish said...

Well, the Sox are done...they can rarely seem to score more than 2 runs a game, so its almost time for them to start selling players.

El Padrino said...

and K-dub loves Milledge
so does Billy Beane

Blanton is a possibility
but Beane wants Milledge and a RP/SP (young)

For Harden he wanted Milledge and Heilmann

El Padrino said...

TP,

Pelfrey....looking ravishing down in AAA

tem said...

Sox are going to have a fire sale this year.

Buerhle
Dye
Konerko
Whatever old pitchers they still have

every one with more than 6 years exp will be available.

El Padrino said...

tp my bad, i meant Humber

jugdish said...

They just signed Konerko during the off season last year, so I imagine he will stay. Dye and Beuhrle will both be free agents next year, so I think they will be the first to go. I don't expect Crede or Podsednik to be back next year. Crede is pretty much out for the year with a bad back.

jugdish said...

I could see them letting Contreras go...not sure how many years he has left on current deal.

El Padrino said...

Dye's gone for sure

tem said...

yeah he is signed, but if some team wants him i suspect they can get him.

El Padrino said...

my how the tables have turned....

On June 7th, 2007, attempting to make a joke about the new Olympic logo for 2012, Roker joked about Epilepsy saying:

"Remember that controversial Olympic logo for the 2012 Olympics in London? Some folks have complained that the campaign actually sent them into epileptic seizures," "Well, we asked you to weigh in on our Web site in an informal poll; those of you who could get up off the floor after shaking around were able to actually log in . . . "

El Padrino said...

now picketers and internet bloggers are calling for his dismissal and since he was so admant that Imus get fired i just laugh that it's bit him in the ass

karma must be a woman cuz it's a bitch

El Padrino said...

on the heels of last nights Entourage episode i give you my idol

Iam out with a hammy said...

vince's stache was great..

and they had the big "orange shirt" picture on the wall.

blue said...

i missed entourage and conchords last night...got them tivo'd...good episodes?

blue said...

EP, you can count blue as one who did not veto your trade...it weakened a contender, I was all for it.

El Padrino said...

iam, i wnat that shirt

cant seem to find it

blue said...

weazer is trying to trade back for one of the guys he just traded to me...hahahahahaha

ToddPacker said...

i'm with blue... a tivo'd entourage, so i could watch the mets suck

ToddPacker said...

"Humber"

hopefully they don't kazmir him off to another team

El Padrino said...

so tem is out, blue is out, meiz is out, tp is out......

that leaves freak, zeke, weasel, corb, bruce nolan, brian peppers, spiff, H, brian allen, dorothy mantoothz character, rev and super deluxe

interesting

blue said...

has anyone seen that movie smokin aces? Is it any good? I know tem has an opinion on it.

El Padrino said...

you can run, but you cant hide

blue said...

it only takes 6, and my guess is that the weaz, corbin and brian peppers are all the same person..or at least share half a brain.

blue said...

i could see freak and bruce vetoeing out of spite

blue said...

i'm like fucking colombo

Mills said...

"Lastings Milledge
Carlos Gomez
Felix (insert spanish name, forgot)

either one, i dont care"


You want to give up 1 of the big 3 for a guy that is goign to leave you for the cardinals in the offseason? he is FA after season, NO?

ToddPacker said...

who is team is brian peppers?

El Padrino said...

fuck you weasel

El Padrino said...

and why the cards? who says he's signing with them?

El Padrino said...

what if the mets trade for him and sing him to an extension before he hits the market

you hump

blue said...

"who is team is brian peppers?"

i think it's one of corbin/weazy's frat brothers

ToddPacker said...

the milk has been compromised

Mills said...

Pretty sure you know that I vetoed it.

If Freak's 2nd (and 3rd) got vetoed, I sure as hell wasn't letting yours go thru.

Cuz that ain't right. Yours was much more lopsided.

Though I did say I apperciate that you were consistent on your views of not vetoing.

Iam out with a hammy said...

curdled.

El Padrino said...

suck a bag of dicks

i was 25 games out you fool

Mills said...

ELp --

did you add the matt millen pic to wiki? that looks just like him.

El Padrino said...

and traded away another pitcher which left me with just blanton as a reliable SP, not to mention i planned on tradin Sori for pitchin

Mills said...

what if the mets trade for him and sing him to an extension before he hits the market

i just don't think that is going to happen. he wants to go home to st. louis. and we will welcome him with open arms.

jugdish said...

Pac Man Jones is being sought by police again for his possible involvement in a fight/shooting at an Atlanta strip club.

Mills said...

Buerhle is a huge cardinals fan (he grew up in St. Louis). Always talks about wanting to play there if he didn't stay with sox forever.

jugdish said...

Apparently his entourage was fighting with a group of lawyers over the services of a stripper known only as "YumYum"!

Iam out with a hammy said...

weazy would ruin a 8th yr old's birthday party.

ToddPacker said...

"bag o d's".... that dude's hbo special was funny as hell

Mills said...

where did you hear that jug?

blue said...

Buerhle will end up wherever they pay him the most..probably either a yankee, redsock, or met

El Padrino said...

so that's weazy, corb and peppers since that seems to be the holy trinity of suck

3 more birds to kill

jugdish said...

cnnsi.com

Mills said...

my guess on veto:

corbin
mills
freak
bruce
zeke (secretly, just not publicly).
hick hops (after he saw how much he was being taken for...)

Mills said...

brian peppers is one of corbins buddys.

El Padrino said...

hick hops you awake out there?

are we re-working this or attemping again?

Mills said...

"Buerhle will end up wherever they pay him the most..probably either a yankee, redsock, or met"

I bet not. He isn't like that. Cards will give him 10-13 mil a year, and that will be enough..

tem said...

"has anyone seen that movie smokin aces?"

yep i saw it. i liked it. wish the ending was a bit better though.

El Padrino said...

blue what kind of silly offer was that

jugdish said...

How do you know the Cards will want him? Just because he was a fan growing up doesn't mean anything...this isn't the Astros we are talking about here.

whocares said...

I didnt veto the trade. I dont even know which trade your referring to. I check my yahoo e-mail about once a week, and when I see the trade stuff on there it's an automatic delete.



Saw smokin' aces this weekend. It was okay.

El Padrino said...

i said pitching not shitty pitching

blue said...

"I bet not. He isn't like that"

everybody is like that...if the cards offer him 12M and the skanks offer him 17M, he's not turning down an extra 5M/year

El Padrino said...

*scratching WC's name off the "exterminate" list

jugdish said...

I don't see the Yanks going after Buehrle, I see them going after Big Z instead.

whocares said...

Smokin Aces just threw waaaaay too many carachters at you in the first two minutes.

You dont really get invested in any of them, so when the inevitable bloodbath happens your not sure who to feel sorry for, and your not exactly sure who they are.

whocares said...

*Characters.



I knew there was an H in there somewhere, just wasnt sure where.

tem said...

The Yanks want Steve Nebraska

tem said...

I agree on the too many characters part.

I could have done without 3 of them. No 3 particular, just 3 less would have been nice.

whocares said...

But I have to say that Jason Bateman's five minute scene might have stolen the whole movie.

That shit had me rolling on the floor.

blue said...

bateman has become a comedic genius...long way to come from Hogan's heroes

blue said...

or Hogan's family or whatever his shitty show was called

blue said...

then again, he was a teen wolf too

El Padrino said...

effin A cotton

Beth said...

Jug, it's "exotic dancer", not "stripper". Please get your terms right.

hick-hops said...

For everyone who thought I was being taken did you even bother looking at the stats. I would gaining HR, RBIs and R (my 3 worst categories) while losing SB and AVG. And I was gaining a starting picture. I know this blog has a man crush on Reyes but I was adding the stats I need.

blue said...

i don't have a man crush on anyone.....other than tyler

hick-hops said...

I knew mills and corbin would be involved. Corbin has been low balling me on Reyes for a month. And Mills could fuck up a wet dream.

jugdish said...

He's got no balls Cotton!

Mills said...

Jug -- Cards want him. We need pitching. Its not secret. We won't over pay in a mid-season trade for him, but we want him

El Padrino said...

hick, i sent you another offer
but our first offer should be tried again, it's ashame that the people who vetoed it did it for all the wrong reasons

whocares said...

I dont know what categories I'm lacking in so I wouldnt even know how to start trade talks.


Judging from my record I suck equally in all categories.

Mills said...

i vetoed for the right reasons. it is a lopsided deal.

El Padrino said...

no it's not, espeacially when the deal helps both teams

El Padrino said...

and hick is in the running for a spot and i'm 28.5 games back

look at the whole picture

Mills said...

elp--

i think that ("that is hurts a contender in hick") is the only justifiable rationale to let the trade go through. it is a fair quandary.

but how do you justify letting yours go thru and not freak's? his is nowhere near as lopsided?

people should not have vetoed that.

there are a bunch of vetoers hiding behind closed doors here. i guaran-damn-tee of that.

tem said...

tmft

blue said...

agreed

blue said...

i agreed with tem, not weaz

El Padrino said...

so my trade gets vetoed cuz freaks trade got vetoed?

again, dumb.

Beth said...

Amen tem, we need the slapfights on here of course but the fantasy talk should be elsewhere.

blue said...

it would be great if we set up a blog that you could talk fantasy all you want, all day long

El Padrino said...

the deal helps my team and his team and he came out of hiding to say so

if you feel a contender lost out on the deal then you should be happy

blue said...

another brit areola slip

El Padrino said...

i'm not going anywherem i'm a founding father

have some goddam respect

blue said...

oops, i offended martha washington

El Padrino said...

alien vs predator was pretty bad, late i know, jus sayin

blue said...

agree with EP...alien v predator was horrible...

whocares said...

I'm getting tired of seeing Brittney's naughty parts.


We need new blood.

whocares said...

(*And I'm lookin in your general direction Ms. Biel)

blue said...

biel did a nude scene in a movie back in the day

El Padrino said...

*or Alba

( i bet they are coffee brown)


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmtasteeeeeeee

Iam out with a hammy said...

AvP was turrible.

anybody seen The Messengers? i fell asleep halfway through it. apparently it wasnt that interesting.

El Padrino said...

negatvie on the messengers

Mills said...

"i'm not going anywherem i'm a founding father

have some goddam respect"


Elp's first "I'm Keith Hernandez"

whocares said...

I have the same problem as Tem. Sleep till 11 on Sunday, then cant go to bed until around 2 a.m. on Sunday night.

So last night I watched Deadliest Catch, Man v Wild, and Ice Road Truckers. All qualitay television.

jugdish said...

I watched Commando last night...a blast from the past.

I also watched American Flyers...apparently it was Rae Dawn Chong night.

blue said...

11 foot hoops?

El Padrino said...

deadliest catch is great, i root for a man overboard constantly

Beth said...

WC, The Deadliest Catch is a GREAT show, once you start watching you're hooked. You'd think it'd get boring and redundant after a few episodes but amazingly not.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ep, sent trade

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe you want to wait til your other trade goes through though

ToddPacker said...

deadliest catch is good stuff.... i watched one on saturday about a family of midgets... little people in a big world or something like that.... it was ok a guess

El Padrino said...

yes spiff, if i can get one to go through

El Padrino said...

saw the midget show
kind of funny but in a mean way

whocares said...

Deadliest Catch is solid. And Ice Road truckers first episode was last night. I gave it a shot figuring it was basically the same show as Deadliest Catch, but just set on 18 wheelers. It's the same show.


And it was my first episode of Man v Wild. Can someone cluse me in on what the fuck that guy's doing?

Is he trying to show you what to do if your ever trapped in one of these places? That's what I was gathering.

Captain Obvious said...

ELP, i didn't veto your deal because i thought there would be a greater chance of me getting Reyes from you than Hick Hops (who turned down a shit batch of decent offers...my being in first place effected his decision making process more than it really should...it's not roto, you make the playoffs and shit can happen)

El Padrino said...

corb you can piss on my leg all day and tell me it's raining

blue said...

EP-busting out the judge judy quotes

Captain Obvious said...

"corb you can piss on my leg all day and tell me it's raining "

I don't even know that this means...but once i do figure out the meaning of said sentence i'll try to work it into my everyday vernacular

Mills said...

ben -- i hit you up for the arizon reliever

Mills said...

see comments

blue said...

it basically means "you can dress a weasel in sheeps clothing but it's still a weasel"

ToddPacker said...

perlozzo looks like he’s getting the boot

....I wonder if this means leo would go back to the braves

blue said...

nobody wants sexson weazy

Beth said...

"I wonder if this means leo would go back to the braves"

We can only hope!!

Mills said...

Cameron?

My other guys are too much for a Holds guy (when I am already leading that category).

El Padrino said...

cleavage is back btw

blue said...

beth misses leo and his mustache...it tickled

El Padrino said...

weazy whatever trade your working on expect at least one veto

Mills said...

sure thing elp. wouldn't expect anything less.

but that's cool. get mad at the one person that man's up and tells you they vetoed it.

El Padrino said...

you've never "man'd up" in your life, more like "weaz'd up"

i knew u did even without you telling me anyway

El Padrino said...

irregardless, i probably will still abide by my no veto stance
being as i am a man of my word

dont wanna stoop down to "star trek pshycho nerd jerk off to fantasy stats" territory

Beth said...

"beth misses leo and his mustache...it tickled"

And you have no idea how good it felt when Leo was nervous and started rocking...

Iam out with a hammy said...

there is much hate in this one.

El Padrino said...

ill, the thought of leo and beth are making me sick

isiah thomas said...

I'm pretty sure I veto'd ep's deal as I've veto'd every other deal that's been accepted, I had to stay true to my past veto's.

and some folks iz lying bc I usually look at trades as they happen, EP's deal didn't get veto'd till two days later. The deciding vote wasn't me.

isiah thomas said...

good or bad deal, zeke = veto, irregardless.

blue said...

it has to be somebody who doesn't check their team that often...rev

Beth said...

It's ok to be jealous ElP.

El Padrino said...

fucker

El Padrino said...

i never knew zeke vetoed every deal

por que

El Padrino said...

beth i'm not jealous of old balls

El Padrino said...

"and some folks iz lying bc I usually look at trades as they happen, EP's deal didn't get veto'd till two days later. The deciding vote wasn't me."

interesting

Iam out with a hammy said...

zeke, suns are axing for 2 starters and 2 1st rd picks for Marion (per Joe D)?

yeah fuckin right..

isiah thomas said...

I heard that this morning FH, Steve Kerr = weazy?

El Padrino said...

that's criznazy

blue said...

that price will come down as they get closer to having to pay the tax

Iam out with a hammy said...

joe d's response.. NFW, "nobody gave that for shaq and nobody gave that for iverson.. good luck"

isiah thomas said...

I heard Marion straight up for Rasheeb.

I think the Suns need to overpay for Kobe.

Marion, Diaw, their 2 firsts and ATL's pick next season.

I feel like SG,

Marion, Diaw, their 2 firsts and ATL's pick next season.

and then trade barbosa, kurt thomas, and 8 future #'1s for Garnett

and then sign Rashard Lewis in free agency

and then find a way to draft Greg Oden

and then....

isiah thomas said...

that price will come down as they get closer to having to pay the tax

the tax is calculated on the payroll as of February so the Suns can drag their feet, but the longer they wait the less they'll get.

isiah thomas said...

they need to trade diaw's sorry ass for anything.

his 9mil$ extension kicks in.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I bring nothing today.

Just making my presence felt.

blue said...

"I think the Suns need to overpay for Kobe"

I would agree, but they'd have to throw out a shitload of players to stay out of the tax area, which is why their dumping marion anyway.

Marion and Stoudemire for Kobe would get it done.

blue said...

"Marion and Stoudemire for Kobe would get it done."

that should have had an (s)

isiah thomas said...

I sent out a footyball email to everyone, please check.

blue said...

like i told tyler, i'm not trading my 1st round pick

blue said...

going downtown tonight for some vino and pasta at my favorite italian restaurante

Mills said...

i haven't gotten one yet.

El Padrino said...

what's your fav dish from said place blue?

Mills said...

who is The Lurker? He is in every league it seems. Is he really a lurker?

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