Tuesday, June 05, 2007

FU Remember Me

1st off I'd like to give a big EFFFFFFF YOOOOOUUUUUU to the remember me button on blogger. It never remembers. I could have been here 2 minutes ago and that bastard forgets already. I hate it.

Random side note 1: Traffic is not as bad at 7am as I expected. Who knew? I thought lots of people got up that early to go to work. Turns out I was wrong.

2nd off the WWL is saying that leaving the NBA could result in Billy D getting banned from the NBA. Wasssa what? If this isn't just some dickweed writer trying to make up a story I don't know what is.

Now let's get to my NBA analysis. I think the Cavs will get their asses handed to them. Most everyone else thinks the same thing. So of course Cavs win this series in 6 or 7 games. David Stern likes to prove us all wrong. Plus he is getting some great odds betting the Cavs.

Random side note 2: Last night I had a dream that I was trapped in cheese. I had it over and over again and woke up every 30 minutes. The only good part is that each time I was trapped with someone different. The bad part was it was always a combination of two people from history. I remember these combos: Noah/Hitler, Joan of Arc/Bill from Bill and Ted's, Chester Arthur/Jesus and Napoleon/Wilt Chamberlain. Needless to say at some point I just gave up on sleeping and came to work. FYI Nitler was the best. Imagine Noah building an ark to get out of the cheese but with a Hitler mustache and a Nazi uniform...and the worst german accent you can imagine.

Oh, Tank Johnson got 8 games. Not sure how much play that got on LOV. I guess that seems in line with all the other fines Goodel is tossing out there. I guess. I'm still not positive that this dude isn't just on a power trip.

The French Open is going on. That sounds like a good name for a porno, but apparently it is just a tennis tournament. 100% chance some foreign guy wins. Foreign to me at least.

Random side note 3: Did the SG pod cast thing die out after the reality show guy? I guess that hit rock bottom pretty quickly. Of course then again I don't think it had far to fall.

OK, its time for me to go into a meeting and pretend I know what I am talking about, so have at it bee snatches.

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tem said...

The tank is almost empty today.

I think I might try to find a caffeine IV. Or I might just get some greenies to get me through the day.

tem said...

It's never too soon to turn to drugs to solve your problems.

El Padrino said...

bizarre dream, i think it means you like to plow wives

El Padrino said...

little harsh, the 8 game thing although 6 if he behaves

he did jail time already but i think goodell is just giving himself wiggle room for the 1-6 type suspensions that will be given out later for less serious type offenders

El Padrino said...

traffic is bad here and i leave at about 7:15, but it's only bad once i get to the NJ turnpike north towards the Holland Tunnel

it's a clusterfuck

Iam a Global Icon said...

i like cheese

ToddPacker said...

cheese is good... tps is bad... day 2 of tps storm

Iam a Global Icon said...

teepizzle, your 'no magic' sign worked.. nicely done.

ToddPacker said...

i'm keeping the no magic thing going until it's official.... i wouldn't be suprised to hear that billy d has changed his mind again and now wants to honor the magic deal... this whole story has been very strange, but i welcome him back...

ToddPacker said...

back to the tps...

Iam a Global Icon said...

jordan calling lebron to give him advice... wtf. is that like getting into the ultimate secret society?

ebntx said...

tp im guessing that florida is happily accepting him back?

Iam a Global Icon said...

FL has already moved on.. they signed an asst coach from North Dakota St. he's 'sposed to be a great recruiter and a real motivator.


(*Asst. from the girls soccer team)

ebntx said...

that would be a great fu addition to add to tem's list.

El Padrino said...

arms wide open by creed will due
(billy d)

El Padrino said...

and keep it real billy, shed a tear holmes

El Padrino said...

sori responding to the trade rumors with a 5-5 speacial

Iam a Global Icon said...

the yanks reliever last night was a fatso.

and curse you esspin for putting them on nat. tv all the time.

El Padrino said...

that was only on cuz Roger was supposed to start before he pulled out with a fake hammy injury so he can pitch at the stadium vs. the lowly pirates

he is the world's largest vagina

THE CHAMP. said...

If i'm the magic i do some back channel negotiations with stan van g. and then drag out the contract crap with billy d.

Iam a Global Icon said...

how can he get hurt, he has an "insane" workout regimen.

Iam a Global Icon said...

so when will clemens just sign a postseason contract?

Iam a Global Icon said...


another reason to hate on him

Iam a Global Icon said...

douchebag zizzle, cheap route.

Iam a Global Icon said...


a clemens xmas tree

El Padrino said...

funny tree

i really believe that clemens is the devil, the real in flesh devil

i do.

El Padrino said...

oh and iam/champ

sg says blow up the pistons and called the state of the nba the "Nash era"

where's my rifle?

El Padrino said...

He is so insecure (SG)


Speaking of windows, the Red Sox left the window slightly ajar in Fenway by giving away that Yankee game -- first, Lugo gives away an insurance run with the dumbest slide of the season, then Paps leaves an 0-2 fastball over the plate to A-Rod in the ninth. Bad loss. Believe me, I'm not panicking ... it just seemed like they were one more win away from ramming a giant pitchfork into the Yanks. No matter how many problems they're having, the Yankees are like Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees in that you never feel totally comfortable until you see their heads get chopped off. You don't want to leave them "bleeding to death" but breathing. You just don't.

El Padrino said...

"Believe me, I'm not panicking ..."

yes you are buddy

Iam a Global Icon said...

giving excuses and youre up like 20 games on em... hahahah

EP, seems like the local guys are doing the whole "blow it up" thing as well. they are monster douchebags, so i can see where SG ripped his stuff from.

El Padrino said...

what a stiff

Iam a Global Icon said...

ive started watching the office. it's funny.

blue said...

Is it bad that I thought Tem meant Joakim Noah and Hitler in his cheese dream? When somebody says Noah, that's who I automatically think of.

Noah talking to hitler:

"that mustache is wack mayne....ARRRRRRRRGH (flexing)"

Mills said...

elp --

you don't think simmons is right about blowing up the pistons?

i do. they aren't going to win it all again with that bunch for whatever reason.

they had the best chance they were going to get with a weak road to the finals, and they couldn't get it done.

its time to make some deals.

I DO, HOWEVER, agree that he is retarded for the Billups for Magette, No. 14 overall, and Cassell deal. No way the clips do that in my opinion.

Mills said...

ben --

good offer last night for v-mart. did you see my comments on why i can't do it?

jugdish said...

Is that Clemens' wife in that pic?

blue said...

mills-
i didn't see your response but i'm sure it was along the lines of "you don't have another catcher"

blue said...

as far as blowing up the pistons...how about this, chauncey just decides to move on, no sign/trade, he just leaves...that blows them up just fine.

in my ideal world, it would be a sign/trade of billups with the nuggets for steve blake and marcus camby.

El Padrino said...

i think Wallace/Billups/Hamilton is a better core group than 70% of any other team so no i don't agree

blue said...

billups is a free agent, and he'll put them over the cap if they re-sign him for what he thinks he's worth.

I think he's overrated. He's a good point guard but he's not a guy who is going to go out and take over and win games on his own, even though he tries to. He's from here, so everyone around here thinks he's god's gift to basketball.

jugdish said...

I'm bidding on Cubs tickets at Wrigley for late June.

El Padrino said...

"I'm bidding on Cubs tickets at Wrigley for late June."

your a glutton for punishment

Mills said...

blue -- yeah -- i scoured the wire, and there is NOBODY around to help out. Basically it comes down to the fact that Lopez is better than any catcher i can throw in there, so i will still rock lopez at ss.

THE CHAMP. said...

agreed EP. You gotta keep Prince/Rip/Chauncey/Wallace (in that order). They need someone like Ben Wallace who can handle the middle. They kept funnelling LeBron into the middle but there was no one there to stop him or intimidate him. they need that big helpside defender. Mybe Ben wasn't the guy, but someone like camby is interesting thought because it gives them some offense too.

jugdish said...

I will consume many beers at the game, and games at Wrigley are fun.

Mills said...

i like rip. i like sheed. i even like webber in a cheap FA seeking 1st ring mode. i like mcdyess off the bench. i like maxiell.

i like prince in his versatility.

but i think they need a true distributor at pg for billups. a pure shooter too would help. ala a Hinrich type dude.

then if you can get jamison for sheed, you do it.

El Padrino said...

I'm not saying no to jamison for sheed...that's not blowing them up

blowing them up is seeing your starting 5 drastically different

and champ has a point, a big body/shotblocker would be a huge help

blue said...

if you give up layups to win games and dunks to put them into overtime....you suck

THE CHAMP. said...

would i be laughed at if i said maybe the pistons could go after kobe and bynum?

you give up rip, chauncey, sheed

then you'd have Kobe, bynum, prince, mcdyess, and a serviceable pg. then you'd have maxiell, delfino, flip murray, l. hunter, and nazr mohamed coming off the bench.

THE CHAMP. said...

" i even like webber in a cheap FA seeking 1st ring mode."

you lost all credibility.

THE CHAMP. said...

"if you give up layups to win games and dunks to put them into overtime....you suck"

exactly my point.

El Padrino said...

webber is better suited for a running team

Mills said...

champ --

my point with webber is that if you can get a cheap veteran that has the ability to shoot, score, and pass the ball at a high level. at a couple mil a year, even if his defense is shoddy, he can be a valuable contributer.

Mills said...

"webber is better suited for a running team"


could not disagree more. webber needs to have the ball in the low post and hit cutters with nice passing to be at his best.

that is NOT a running team.

blue said...

"then you'd have Kobe, bynum, prince, mcdyess, and a serviceable pg."

serviceable pg = jeff mcinnis

THE CHAMP. said...

if you can get a cheap veteran that has the ability to shoot, score, and pass the ball at a high level.

when you find one let Joe D. know:

3 Championship Drive
Auburn Hills, MI 48346

THE CHAMP. said...

serviceable pg = whoever the hawks don't draft

El Padrino said...

CWEBB is not a #1 option anymore weazy, he shouldnt have the ball in the post, he is no threat to score against a good defender

he might be good for some stretches
but in the end he'll fail

if you put him on a team that runs he can force his defender on the perimeter (jump shot), post ocassionaly, and pass well in a transition game

blue said...

I think C-Webb may just hang them up depending on what his outlook is. remember philly is still going to pay him another 20m next year.

jugdish said...

Plus he has great clock management skills at the end of games.

jugdish said...

...and he is pretty good with a bow staff.

Mills said...

"CWEBB is not a #1 option anymore weazy, he shouldnt have the ball in the post, he is no threat to score against a good defender"


When did I say he was a No. 1 option. I said a cheap veteran for a couple mil. that is certainly not no. 1 pay.

Their hierarchy would go something like this:
Jamison
Rip
Tayshaun\Whoever they get for billups sign and trade.
C-Webb
***You would use Rip off screens and cutting to get him his points. And that is where C-Webb is invaluable, cuz he can have the ball in his hands and hit rips on a cut.

ala the old kings style.

rip is like reggie miller light. work him off screens baby.

tem said...

TPS is a bitch today.

who the fuck gave TPS a pep talk?

I spent all year beating its ass and now this???

El Padrino said...

fine, that's 20 min a game for webb
no problem with that
the way you said he is not suited for a running team and that he needs the ball in the low post is why i thought you were insinuating he should touch the ball alot more than he should

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm pissed. It's absolutely dead here today and I gotta spend my precious internet time fixing someone's fuck up...again

THE CHAMP. said...

i hate being the "young guy" at work. everyone comes to me to fix there stupid computer problems.

"how do i make something bold in Word?"

El Padrino said...

yeah i get that too champ

this am i showed my boss how to copy and paste something onto an email

Mills said...

hey -- did you guys know they are still playing hockey? in june? those crazy canadians....

Spaceman Spiff said...

take a shit on their keyboard

Iam a Global Icon said...

u guys need to watch more regular season games.

Iam a Global Icon said...

work: copy/paste and attachments are a big deal.

i imagine weazy would be calling us over as well though..

THE CHAMP. said...

they need to SHOW more reg. season games

blue said...

what is hockey?

Iam a Global Icon said...

NBA Season Pass. get off your wallet, whore.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hockey is when they see how far they can spit, like hocking a loogie

THE CHAMP. said...

wait are we talking nba reg. season or NHL?

THE CHAMP. said...

cuz i meant nhl.

Tyler said...

They have an NHL season pass too.

El Padrino said...

i got the nuba pass

ToddPacker said...

nhl playoffs > nba playoffs

ToddPacker said...

anyone see alfredson shoot the puck at the nedermeyer at the end of the 2nd... good stuff

ToddPacker said...

i hear ya on the tps stuff, tem... tps is killed me yesterday and is completely dominating today...

El Padrino said...

and i'll need it next year for Blazer and Seattle games

Tyler said...

Yeah, that was nice. They need to start ending all periods with a fight.

ToddPacker said...

copy/paste problems..... that's sad

THE CHAMP. said...

i got both. i couldn't stand watching hawks and thrashers game all year.

but iam said "u guys need to watch more reg. season games" were you talking about nba or nhl?

blue said...

TPS is pissed that bron bron made it to the finals before they did

isiah thomas said...

I watched about half of the hockey game last night, its been a good series.

THE CHAMP. said...

all i wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and boom boom

just shake ya rump.

ToddPacker said...

don cherry was on right after the 2nd period... nice suit don... he was pretty funny... he called out NBC for not promoting the NHL and said that the only way to get back the ratings is to bring back fighting

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I dreamt last night (well, more like an hour ago) that I was traveling to a game with some people and we got captured by this evil society. We were underground and we had guns and we were trying to get away. We fought with them for a long time, and they subdued us and took our guns away. Then they decided to make all of us take crystal meth.

Then I woke up.

isiah thomas said...

The pistons need a new COACH.

How come no one has mentioned this yet?

A better coach to 1) coach 'em up and 2)get their respect would get them back in title contention, especially in the lEast.

ToddPacker said...

rex n effect?

isiah thomas said...

bring Larry Brown back

ToddPacker said...

"The pistons need a new COACH"


just say no billy d

(s)

isiah thomas said...

that I was traveling to a game with some people

it was really the spelting bee

THE CHAMP. said...

my vote is for bill lambeer.

THE CHAMP. said...

with rick mahorn as assistant

blue said...

rumor is that when billy goes back to florida the magic will have in contract an agreement that he can't coach in the NBA for the duration of his original contract with the magic...basically the next 5 years.

THE CHAMP. said...

tom izzo?

isiah thomas said...

lambeer would work, he'd straighten out the locker room ego problem.

blue said...

laimbeer is used to coaching girls though...i guess that would be effective for tayshaun

ToddPacker said...

lambeer works with horses these days... right?

Tyler said...

Don's suit was outta control. I totally agree with him too, bring back the fighting you pussies, it sucks now they never let them fight. Even that one at the end of the second period was kind of weak.

Pistons gave Flip the vote of confidence, he's their man for next year. I think their problem is more coaching than the players, Flip is just really passive. Billups and the assistants look like they do more coaching in the timeouts than Flip does.

Spaceman Spiff said...

doesnt vote of confidence = axed soon

Tyler said...

I think it means we're with you until the first rough patch, then you're gone. So if they have a bad road trip in the first two months of the season, he'll get the axe.

THE CHAMP. said...

I love the shirts don cherry wears.

El Padrino said...

nbc had the hockey on so i watched it, see nhl, it's simple

put it on tv, people will watch it

have them searching, people will not

Spaceman Spiff said...

durant cant bench 185

Iam a Global Icon said...

flip needs to vamoosh. poof, be gone.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Only one day game.

Stupid MLB.

More day games.

Now.

blue said...

i like cake

El Padrino said...

double dip for atl
beth jones is hurt bad

El Padrino said...

*larry

Spaceman Spiff said...

i want more day games just so i can my track fantasy team at work

blue said...

Hi i'm darryl...and this is my brother larry, and my other brother larry

blue said...

spiff your fantasy team is getting creampied by baseball is stoopid

Spaceman Spiff said...

double dup for braves = 10 K's for andruw

Spaceman Spiff said...

*dip

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, my team gets creampied by all except the one with a nonexistent manager.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

you know what sucks?

this food thing.

you eat, and then you get hungry again.

how is that efficient?

Mills said...

rev

Spaceman Spiff said...

normal people use the food as energy, and energy runs out

blue said...

freak, you're building up mass to keep you warm in the winter...don't worry about it.

Mills said...

zeke -- i said yesterday i used to like flip as a coach, but think he should now be canned. apparently the pistons are going to keep him on though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i like flip as the coach my team is playing against.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My body is wildly efficient. I eat, and 15 minutes later I shit out the waste.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My poop comment killed LoV

Iam a Global Icon said...

action should be taken again Remember Me.

i say a public flogging and a deuce on the chest from the 'Tumbo.


someone with motivation needs to set it up though..

Spaceman Spiff said...

it could also choke a donkey

blue said...

i have to take my effin truck to get looked at today, stupid fan is loose and makes the damn thing super loud.

jugdish said...

Has anyone here used both CBS.sportsline and Yahoo for money leagues? I've never used the Yahoo fantasy football plus and I was curious to know if its any good.

jugdish said...

...or better than cbs.sportsline

Iam a Global Icon said...

GOT 2 TICKETS TO PARADIIIIISE

Iam a Global Icon said...

beth

blue said...

eddie money is the best

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yahoo is the best. Hands down.

jugdish said...

no he isn't

jugdish said...

What does Yahoo have over cbs.sportsline? I've never used Yahoo plus league before.

isiah thomas said...

Week 9 Power Rankings......UP

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well jeezus. I don't fuckin' know what Yahoo Plus has. I'll be damned if I'm gonna pay just to use the database.

Iam a Global Icon said...

np: Wilson Phillips, "Hold on".

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

sorry, I'm not a stable person.

isiah thomas said...

I have a money league on sportsline - no real complaints (although I don't read any of the articles/advice stuff).

I've only used regular Yahoo so I'm not sure about Yahoo Plus. The regular Yahoo is super easy to use and kinda "dumbed down" as far as fantasy stuff goes.

the new league I joined is on rtsports.com which seems pretty geeked out (in a good way)

Iam a Global Icon said...

i wonder if anyone youtube'd Carnie's lypo surgery from a few years ago..

jugdish said...

Well that is what I was asking jerky!

jugdish said...

I got the finger wag on rtssports...

Iam a Global Icon said...

it smells like death in here

jugdish said...

TPS Reports

Tyler said...

Shamoff is totally slobbing on Donovan. My favorite part, "Also: I have no problem with a settlement deal". I'm sure the Magic brass had a meeting this morning and one topic was, "Well, Dan says he doesn't have a problem with a settlement". Quickly followed by, "Wait, who's Dan?" Dude, you write a blog where you copy/paste headlines into a browser and then click "publish". Get over yourself.

tem said...

I think I have a streak of my posts not hitting 500 comments going.

I am going to have to shorten my posts.

tem said...

Of course he doesn't. He is a big UF fan and a deal gets him BD.

And by he and him I mean his wife and by extension him.

tem said...

FYI I am on the record now for Cavs in 6 or 7.

tem said...

Also today I had the IT people fix something on my computer and they just did it from their desk and just dialed into my comp and could see my screen and move my mouse and everything.

100% chance they all read LOV and watch what I do all day.

Hey IT guys, man up and post.

tem said...

And quit eating all the fucking donuts before i get here on friday.

damn IT guys.

jugdish said...

Did you have LOV open at the time?

tem said...

Not at the time.

But they can do it at anytime and as long as they just sit there and don't move my mouse around on me or type shit for me I wouldn't be the wiser.

jugdish said...

If they can do that, why don't they do your tps reports for you, then you'd have more time here on LOV increasing your chance for a +500 comments day?

tem said...

i axed them to do my work for me and the damn IT guy had a stock response of "OK, but I also get your paycheck."

blue said...

tem-
my old company's IT department had that too. there should be a little icon in the lower left hand corner that changes to a different color when they "pop" on.

blue said...

I always had fun with those IT guys...i'd move the mouse around as they were trying to do shit...i'd open up windows....

i'm a rebel

blue said...

ooops please read "lower left hand corner" as "lower right hand corner"

i'm retarded

blue said...

the IT department here, sends a little old lady who wants to talk about her kids, to your desk to "fix" anything

blue said...

that was a "stupid IT" Z

blue said...

i'll carry this sucker all the way to 500 myself if I need to

tem said...

NOw that you say that you are right. The damn eye in the bottom right turned green when he was on.

blue said...

blue is on a roll

blue said...

spiff mentioned this a while back but...

Arby's 5 for 5.95 is grrrreat

tem said...

I too would not let him do anything / fucked with the mouse when he took over my machine.

He was on speaker phone and "he" kept opening excel.

I kept axing him why he was doing that.

He wasn't amused.

tem said...

Arby's here has moved from 5 for 5.95$ to 2 for 3$.

jugdish said...

Tem....let us know when that eye is green again.

tem said...

Sometimes they still roll out the 5 original roast beefs for 5$ or the pick 5 of whatever for 5.95$, but mostly now it is 2 of something for 3$.

tem said...

I am going to lose about 30 minutes of productive time a day looking at that damn eye now.

jugdish said...

I have an ear on mine, not sure what that means.

tem said...

I dont think it is really an eye, but that is what the logo for whatever companies product we use looks like.

tem said...

WinVNC.

Maybe it is supposed to be an eye, I don't know.

jugdish said...

What happens when it turns brown?

blue said...

i got to leave the first comment on LOF this week...


suck it weazy and corbin

whocares said...

I have a foot in the bottom right corner. Waht does that mean?

tem said...

If it turns brown I think that means I need to go home.

whocares said...

Wait, maybe it's an elbow.

whocares said...

And when the IT guys hijack my computer, the background picture goes away and it turns blue.

That's when I know they be watching.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My IT dept = me and the bossman doing whatever we want on the interwebs. Just not porno.

whocares said...

And Blue, just to be straight, the guys name was Larry and his brothers were Darryl and Darryl, not the other way around...

blue said...

oh yeah...wc keepin' it correct with the newhart dudes.

I knew it didn't sound right

whocares said...

Does anybody know how weird it feels to open up ESPN.com and see some dude you went to hikeskool with on there?

It's kind of creeping me out...

blue said...

i watched that hells kitchen show...i like that show during the summer. It's better than hockey

jugdish said...

swear jar

tem said...

Yeah I meant to correct the Newhart stuff as well. Good call wc.

blue said...

WC's question kind of goes back to Lou's question last night about thinking about some hot chick you nailed in hikeschool

tem said...

I do not know how wierd it is wc.

None of the people I went to hike school with did anything worthwhile.

Not a single person.

blue said...

speaking of Lou/steve's question...I think it crept into my subconscious because last night i dreamt about my hs girlfriend...good dreams.

tem said...

umm, kind of...in a not really, but i guess so kind of way.

blue said...

but there were only 12 people in your graduating class, right tem? because 12th grade is 8 more than you need in WV

tem said...

i wish i had dreamt about my hikeschool gf. instead it was cheese and Napoleon the Stilt.

tem said...

there was 56 i think.

tem said...

ages ranging from 17 to 39.

tem said...

today one of my coworkers axed me if i got my first pair of shoes for my hike school graduation.


so said "what are shoes?"

apparently that is the funniest thing ever. they are still laughing about it. they walk by my office and say "hahaha what are shoes, that's classic."

THE CHAMP. said...

RE: "Swear Jar"

"will the owner of a white station wagon please go fuck yourself."

this is a fantastic commercial.

jugdish said...

I liked, "I'm so proud of you motherfuckers!"

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