Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Extra, Extra! Kobe Bryant denies his earlier denial and says trade still on!

I sat down like i was gonna write something here, but nothing ever came.




Talk amongst yourselves.






gooddaytoyou.

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isiah thomas said...

I've set up a LOV Yahoo FFBL for us:

League ID: 19724

Password : "password" (without the "")

isiah thomas said...

weazy = uncle Jerry

isiah thomas said...

I've set up a LOV Yahoo FFBL for us:

League ID: 19724

Password : "password" (without the "")

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I didn't catch the league info.

Could you post it again?

tem said...

what league?

tem said...

today's topic of conversation at work is pets.

everyone is talking about theirs.

i think i am going to pretend that i have a cheetah.

ToddPacker said...

pet talk is the lowest form of conversation

tem said...

i disagree i think weather talk is.

tem said...

especially when you are walking inside from the parking lot and someone says "lovely weather huh?"

tem said...

from now on when anyone asks me that i am going to just say, "but isn't it raining outside."

especially if i am outside when they ask.

tem said...

also sports conversation from the guy who clearly does not follow sports is a lower form of conversation than pet talk.

at least pet talk can have interesting stories. like the secretaries dog who bit this guys testicle off.

tem said...

office talk natty z

ToddPacker said...

"pet talk is the lowest form of conversation"


it was just a joke using a sopranos quote.... i forgot you don't watch.... but yea i agree weather talk is pretty low too

tem said...

ah well, then i missed a joke and i am saddened.

tem said...

my nose is running like a motherfuck today.

ToddPacker said...

i'm suprised rev didn't show up after the phils beat the mets last night... why not us

tem said...

he probably was too excited to type.

tem said...

they are only 7 games back

ToddPacker said...

"he probably was too excited to type"


maybe he didn't want to cover his keyboard in cheesewiz after his "just before bed snack"

tem said...

cheezwiz and a phils win...that might be heaven for the good rev.

ToddPacker said...

speaking of teams coming back, how has mills not mentioned that the cards are up to 2nd place in the nl central

tem said...

because he is too busy with his fantasy team.

El Padrino said...

traffic, blow me

El Padrino said...

pedro feliciano, never shake off the Duke

tem said...

the Duke leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hairs.

tem said...

I still have Major League quotes stuck in my head.

tem said...

actually the Duke is the closer I think.

I can't remember who the guy is that leads the league in offensive categories.

El Padrino said...

chris young is awesome, fools

tem said...

chris young is a country singer.

El Padrino said...

he is also an early season Cy young canidate on my roster, one of which i dangled out for people to have and enjoy his fruits of labor but was scoffed at, people said his feet are too big or he's "injury prone" but alas I reap the rewards


MWWWWWWAAAHAAHHHHHAHAHHA

El Padrino said...

Kenvin Durant can't lift 185 once at the combine

he should hire thejaywhite

Iam a Global Icon said...

who's got jungle fever?

tem said...

durant is kinda weak then.

tem said...

is the combine mandatory? why would he even go?

Mills said...

TP -

Shhhh.... Don't jinx us.

Partly is because unless you are in first in the central you aren't going to the playoffs (no WC this year). We are still 5 games under .500, but are playing pretty well right now (5 of 6). Though it is against our easiest stretch of the season. Hopefully we can get close to .500 though at the end of it and hang in for a while till we get Mulder and Carpenter back. If we are in contention and those guys are right, I like our chances of making the playoffs, where as we learned last year...anything can happen.

Mills said...

i don't care what he can bench as long as he can put the ball through the hoop. but yeah, that is pretty weak.

Mills said...

makes you wonder if we will get pushed around too much at the next level. i highly doubt it will hurt his scoring too much though.

he ain't built like lebron though, thats for certain.

whocares said...

Only three more days til my ass heads to the beeyotch. I hope I can make it through.

Beth said...

iam

Mills said...

i wish i was going on vacation. vacations are good.

i also like bratwursts.

Mills said...

beth -

iam?

huh?

tem said...

he will get pushed around for sure.

so will oden. i think all rookies do.

THE CHAMP. said...

how many guys in the league can't bench 185?

That's not alot of weight. He should at least be able to put it up once.

weakest guys in the league list?

Iam a Global Icon said...

ugh

THE CHAMP. said...

IAM

Beth said...

Mills, twice yesterday iam just posted my name, so figured turnabout was fair play. I have no clue what it means either...

El Padrino said...

prince cant do 185
if conley did it, durant being 4 or 5 inches taller should have been able to do it

Mills said...

beth --
gotcha

Iam a Global Icon said...

for Ctrl + F's sake..

THE CHAMP. said...

happy belated birthday 6-day war.

Beth said...

iam, I'm now in the Rev Ctrl + F category? I only missed one day but it's good to see you missed me, and that's even without the boob picture. :-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've got jungle fever

Iam a Global Icon said...


mugshot


what a dumb bitch

El Padrino said...

i hate that cunt

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got weekend fucked up last night.

To quote the Boys of Beast:

"Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night."

El Padrino said...

eye of the SG is back

at least he has a reputable guest, Marv Albert

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

thanks, cumfast

Iam a Global Icon said...

YES!!!


(watch out for the back-biting, Bill)

tem said...

Don't remind me.

I am afraid I will open it up and it will be 40 minutes.

I will do a pod diary before 11:59pm.

blue said...

185 is not very much weight...185 was what we used to do sets with in Hikeschool for basketball.

But bench press is deceiving for guys with long arms like Durant, it's a lot harder. That's why stumpy short armed guys like TJW can bench more weight

tem said...

185 might be more than he wieghs though.

and the long arm thing is a valid point.

blue said...

long arms = have to move the weight further to complete the rep

they made a huge deal here when the Broncos drafted Jarvis Moss (a DE) from Florida because he only benched 225 like 15 times at the combine...in comparison Cutler (a QB) had 25 reps of 225 last year at the combine.

of course Moss has a 7ft wingspan and cutler has stumpy arms, but nobody mentions this.

ebntx said...

i like durant and could give a fuck about the weight lifting, but oden is just as long and he did it. so the long arm debate doesnt work for everyone.

durant needs to bulk up or he will get his ass kicked around the court next season.

El Padrino said...

check out Durant's wingspan

and ford's forehead is huge

blue said...

I would have never guessed that Oden would beat durant in all the athletic challenges...but then again durant probably could care less.

tem said...

I still don't know why either of them even bothered going.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"but then again durant probably could care less."

Couldn't care less. Look at it. Read it. Could care less means that he does in fact care.

Meiz pet peeve #16548

El Padrino said...

professor meiz in the building

Iam a Global Icon said...

grammur bitch slap. pow.

ToddPacker said...

meiz has spoken...

on the peeve scale

"noone" for "no one" > "could care less"

tem said...

i hope one of meiz's pet peeves is also when people use "then" when they mean "than." i hate that.

ToddPacker said...

good one tem.... i mess that up all the time.... i'm dumb

blue said...

no no no...I meant that he could have cared less than Oden did in the workouts. Not a big deal

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm with ya on then/than, Tem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue...trying to save face. It's cute.

El Padrino said...

there/thier/they're

get me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"there/thier/they're"

I've gotten over that one thanks to LoV. and it's not fun-et-ik-lee incorrect.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Grammar shit is now done.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Brewers shit the Cardinals.

tem said...

So the dolphin got green

tem said...

Now they will trade culpepper to tampa bay.

tampa bay is hoarding qbs like a fantasy owner would.

El Padrino said...

Boost Boner

El Padrino said...

"normal activities" = whacking off

blue said...

tps being very unkind this morning

tem said...

HUNGRY

THE CHAMP. said...

entertain me.

El Padrino said...

Nolan if your lurking i sent you something

Bruce Nolan said...

I'm always lurking, just below the surface.

ToddPacker said...

nolan is a C.H.U.D.?

Iam a Global Icon said...

so what's life like as an LOV lurker?

Bruce Nolan said...

it's fun. i get to laugh at idiots like weazy.

tp...chud?

whocares said...

Nolan,

How do you restrain from commenting and just read this stuff?

ToddPacker said...

CHUD

whocares said...

That takes jedi-like powers to read this and not feel the urge to give your own opinion.

ToddPacker said...

bruce use the force

ToddPacker said...

"it's fun. i get to laugh at idiots like weazy"



that's funny

Bruce Nolan said...

I generally don't sign in. my e-mail is brucesohornyheloveyoulongtime. So I don't sign cause it's such a hassle to type all that. It helps me not post.

Bruce Nolan said...

@El P

I've decided I want to do a blockbuster deal.

El Padrino said...

hahaaa

El Padrino said...

cue it up then brucie, let me take a look

ebntx said...

not to start up any fantasy talk here, but can you do multi-team deals?

just curious.

Bruce Nolan said...

No...I just want something around 8 players switching teams. For no other reason that I can.

Mills said...

don't know if this has been said or not, but podcast blew. i listened to it last night.

blue said...

wow...bruce is a lurker...maybe he was the fake rev, or dan the man.

Mills said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
"but then again durant probably could care less."

Couldn't care less. Look at it. Read it. Could care less means that he does in fact care.

Meiz pet peeve #16548




I second this wholeheartedly.

blue said...

"don't know if this has been said or not"

typically on LoVAD this sentence is followed by "fuck mills"

Bruce Nolan said...

Took me long enough, but I finally sent the proposal el p.

Mills said...

eb -

not multitrade teams via yahoo.

but you can do them amongst each other, and then everybody has to send the right people to other people

it is difficult, but can be done. corbin and i did one in football a couple of years ago.

you just have to post to people not to veto a singular trade, but rather loook at it in the whole.

Bruce Nolan said...

Ben, I'm too lazy to type in my own account info. Do you really think I'd put the effort in to make another account?

El Padrino said...

back at you
and please with the Adam Eaton, he sucks a donkey dick

ebntx said...

ok

Bruce Nolan said...

back at 'cha.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

L.O.F.

blue said...

i'm so fricken excited for football season to start...to bad there isn't a league that plays in the spring at like major college stadiums in the south with former players that aren't quite good enough for the NFL.

Mills said...

Zeke - Didn't I offer you a good ERA/Holds guy?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, call up Cubes. He'll get behind that.

Bruce Nolan said...

@blue

You're not going to get them to like Klosterman.

El Padrino said...

one more go around

Bruce Nolan said...
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blue said...

zeke is the only one who doesn't like klosterman...unless you consider that meiz thinks he's smarmy, but i'm not sure if smarmy is good or bad.

Bruce Nolan said...

zach duke = adam eaton.

blue said...

for all you entourage fans

"The June 17 season premiere is unlike any Entourage episode you've ever seen — but the jury's still out on whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. The entire episode features highlights of the month-long "Medellin" shoot from the POV of a documentary film crew, complete with behind-the-scenes footage and confessional-type interviews with Vince, E and Ari. Overall, not my favorite episode of Entourage ever. Clever concept, but the execution fell a little flat, IMHO."

El Padrino said...

fine santana, send it back

Iam a Global Icon said...

any other lurkers out there? .....

Mills said...

blue --

i have flung some poo your way on LOF.

El Padrino said...

done, no the masses can look at our masterpiece and critique us both

Bruce Nolan said...

I like the deal...I get some good young prospects.

You get your delgado.

Mills said...

good deal for both. nothing crazy, but you can see the strategy of both teams. fine work.

Mills said...

out for lunch. blue. poo will still be there when i get back.

Bruce Nolan said...

What the hell are you talking about? Strategy?

I did this just to swap as many players as possible.

Iam a Global Icon said...

entourage w/any medellin-related content = excellent.

El Padrino said...

yeah i'm in on the Medeine
just look at my pic

El Padrino said...

what would be even better would be if they actually put out the movie or make one

blue said...

veto

Bruce Nolan said...

why?

El Padrino said...

he's kidding

Bruce Nolan said...

better be. or I'll hunt him down.

Bruce Nolan said...

I didn't see a (s). Left me unsure.

blue said...

i'm kidding

blue said...

i made a rule that i will not veto any trades unless they involve weazy or corbin

Bruce Nolan said...

I'm not sure this can be said enough.

Fuck Mills.

fucking ferret.

Iam a Global Icon said...

this just in via a work Fwd...


"Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!"

Iam a Global Icon said...

i want that movie too.

bad.

Bruce Nolan said...

I've got some stupid thing called work beckoning.

Peace homies.

tem said...

lunch is over

tem said...

nobody believed that i have a cheetah.

although some good lunch conversation was had.

one old dude saw this chick at Quiznos and proudly proclaimed "i'm pretty sure i could get it up for her."

El Padrino said...

eatin now
homeade, pork chops, rice & beans, plaintains

mmm

tem said...

all the chicks love plaintains.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm up to 71-1 on MLB 2k7.

El Padrino said...

freak move up a notch

isiah thomas said...

I'm telling you Cocaine Cowboys is a great flick for the drug wars from the 80's.

tem said...

That one loss has to sting.

isiah thomas said...

TPS took some industrial strength fiber pills yesterday and is dookieing all over me today.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I tried that.

I start losing by 5 or 6 runs.

I can't handle that.

tem said...

Mess with the sliders.

isiah thomas said...

EP have you seen 300 yet?

tem said...

is there a fantasy football league?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

This is Sparta

El Padrino said...

yes, it was very good
my expectations were higher but i'm buyin it and wathcin it again

El Padrino said...

ok a double dip

El Padrino said...

yea, customize the sliders freak
i mean damn 71-1 is just wrong

tem said...

I'm Spartacus.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

No, I'm Spartacus.

Iam a Global Icon said...

Guy "Shades" Patterson is Spartacus.

tem said...

Bill Brasky is Spartacus.

ToddPacker said...

that thing you do?

El Padrino said...

why zeke, u liked or loved it

Iam a Global Icon said...

TP is an Oh-needer

THE CHAMP. said...

i'm putting TPS's head on a stake and mounting it on my desk.

ToddPacker said...

"TP is an Oh-needer"


you know it

(s)

isiah thomas said...

I liked 3 hunney.

THIS IS MADNESS

isiah thomas said...

I wasn't "in love" with 300 but def "like-like'd" it.

THE CHAMP. said...

I think 300 is going to loose alot going from the theatre to dvd.

it was awesome on a big screen.

ToddPacker said...

8/15 - just around the corner

tem said...

This is looking like its going to be a long afternoon.

ToddPacker said...

didn't see 300, yet... just got babel & blood diamond from netflix though... any thoughts?

THE CHAMP. said...

i thought blood diamond was good. and babel was OK.

Iam a Global Icon said...

three hunny was triumphant.

El Padrino said...

babel = international crash

dont drink cuz you wont get it
i made that mistake

THE CHAMP. said...

we need to put a drinking game together for the NBA finals


Like

1. every time varajeo flops...you drink.

ToddPacker said...

"dont drink cuz you wont get it
i made that mistake"


that's asking a lot

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

babel was terrible...sober or otherwise

Josh Hancocks Seatbelt said...

I shot offers out there to ya

ELP
Freak
Bruce

isiah thomas said...

1 drink for every reaction to a whistle, these include:

Tim Duncan shoulder shrug
Tim Duncan arms spread open
Tim Duncan wide eyes
Tim Duncan head shake
(the same TD rules apply to Bruce Bowen and Manu Manu)

You'll be obliterated by the 9 minute mark of the 1st Q.

Tyler said...

Anyone know if you can setup a football keeper league free through ESPN? Cuz I don't think you can do it through the free yahoo league. ESPN doesn't have registration yet for football so I haven't been able to find out any info on it.

tem said...

1 drink everytime Ilgauskas either drops the ball or it gets knocked out of his hands

isiah thomas said...

I think any sort of keeper league on espn costs scrilla.

straight cash homie

tem said...

I don't think you can do keeper leagues there.

ToddPacker said...

i drink for every lebron-mj comparison

isiah thomas said...

1 drink for : during timeouts when they have the mic in the huddle :

whenever Mike Brown says something stupid or unintelligible.

THE CHAMP. said...

a drink for every time they show damon jones on the bench with that stupid smile.

Tyler said...

I'm in a free keeper baseball league on ESPN. Thought they'd do the same for Football.

isiah thomas said...

1 drink for every time they mention how the city of clevelan has been waiting so long for the finals.

El Padrino said...

i drink for every bj cragi sager gives

tem said...

"i drink for every lebron-mj comparison "

whoa now! you are trying to kill us now.

El Padrino said...

corb, mutombo'd

El Padrino said...

i drink for every bruce bowen kick to the nads/step on shins/step on foot/elbow/ric flair "WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" chop to the chest

Tyler said...

That's gonna be a lot of drinks El P, watch out for alcohol poisoning.

Iam a Global Icon said...

sager = does pregame count?

welcome to an alcohol-induced coma..

Iam a Global Icon said...

deucehundred

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