Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Don't look now

Don't look now, but another Bengal got arrested (Quincy Wilson). And I am proud to say it was another West Virginia Mountaineer! WVU is the new thug University. I couldn't be prouder. I think I am going to have to get a degree from there. I wonder if I could transfer some credits from my undergrad to WVU and get a degree by taking one email class or something. I am going to look into this.

Random side note 1: Quincy is from just up the river from where I grew up.

Chone Figgins 6 for 6! Damn. Apparently my offer to sell my soul to the devil was rejected and the devil chose Chone's instead. I guess that was a good move on the Devil's part. Chone's got me beat on the athletic front. I am pretty sure hell has no use for someone who can add. If hell had an NFL style draft I'd go undrafted. MLB style, I'd go in the 157th round.

Speaking of drafts the NHL draft is this weekend! Actually I am not excited for it and do not care about it. The only reason I know about it is because it is being held in Columbus. I thought about going for about 1 millisecond then determined my time would be better spent scratching my balls....even if they don't itch.

Random side note 2: Volleyball last night was high quality. It was hot as hell outside so there were many a scantily clad female. It was hard to concentrate, but I managed. Of course there is this one 60+ yr old that apparently thinks she is 18. She was a pair of shorts that say 'hottie' on the ass away from dying. I would have kilt her if she was wearing shorts with words on her ass. Of course I made it a point not to look at her ass, so maybe she did have words on her ass. All I am saying is that 60yr olds should not be playing sand volleyball in just a sports bra.

And finally Good News! Isaac Newton says that the apocalypse won't happen until after 2060. I'll be pretty old at that point, so I guess I am fine with that. Unless of course modern medicine figures out a way to make me immortal or something. Then I'd be pretty bummed if the apocalypse happened. Of course, if I were to make a list of things I'd want to see the apocalypse would be right up there with a J. Alba and J. Beil nekkid mud wrestling match and a stripper doing the hokey pokey. Of course for the apocalypse I don't really want it to happen, but if it is going to happen, I want to see it.

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Beth said...

You know I used to think to myself "man, no way I could ever be a regular poster on LOV, I'd never have enough to write about".

Clearly I don't think that anymore. :-)

tem said...

bah, I said don't look now.

tem said...

i hit enter instead of tab after i wrote the subject and it published the post as just a subject.

i will always find sometime to write about. even if it doesn't make any sense at all.

Mills said...

Is it the week of no posts?

tem said...

There's a post there.

tem said...

hit refresh or something.

Mills said...

tem -- please advise fmtem, we need her objective power rankings by friday.

regards

management

Mills said...

You gotta give it up to WVU. They don't get the headlines the way a OSU or Michigan does, so they find other ways to get their name out in the public eye. It helps recruiting.

I always used to say that the Hawkeyes hadn't made it until our arrest numbers started to go up. You gots to get them real ath-a-leets.

Mills said...

Ps - Cards suck. Have lost 3 of 4 against the Royale with Cheeses.

tem said...

exactly.

and i called the WVU admissions office, but I am not thug enough to get in.

they suggested vandalizing a bridge or beating whitey to death.

El Padrino said...

volleyball must be fun
booty shorts are a good thing

any Misty May booties?

El Padrino said...

solid relief work out of Qualls

tem said...

there were a couple near misty may's there. but they weren't near as tall as her.

tem said...

qualls is the man.

Beth said...

Ok, now my 1st comment makes no sense. Just for the record (see the phrases I pick up working at a law firm?) when I posted my comment there was nothing in tem's post. He added it later, just to make me look bad as payback for hitting on fmtem yesterday...

tem said...

or as good at volleyball as her.

ToddPacker said...

"Ok, now my 1st comment makes no sense."

"man, no way I could ever be a regular poster"



it makes sense to me... you calling yourself a man that is

tem said...

i explained what happened.

i hit enter after i typed the title and it published a blank post.

then i wrote the post.

so for awhile it was "Don't look now" with no post.

tem said...

and just for the record you can hit on fmtem all day.

i encourage it.

tem said...

beth can that is.

Iam out with a hammy said...

it's ok beth, nobody is reading that comment anyway...

ToddPacker said...

does fmtem play volleyball?

Beth said...

Nah TP, I use "man" just in general conversation, it doesn't mean anything. For instance, I might say "man" out of habit when talking to you, but after all the cowering you did to your wife before finally deciding to go to the UF championship game, it clearly doesn't apply. :-)

Iam out with a hammy said...

B
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El Padrino said...

"beth can that is".

i'm glad you cleared this up tem

ToddPacker said...

"cowering".... that was below the belt.... it was more like a jedi-mind-trick, man

tem said...

fmtem does play, but she plays on another team and a different night.

that way tem can go watch on another night and not be distracted by actually having to play.

also tem and fmtem do not play well together. much fighting and arguing takes place when we play on the same team.

Beth said...

Tp, just so you know, Star Wars references don't help your case of trying to appear more masculine or grown-up. :-)

tem said...

beth is bringing the heat today.

today must be AA day for all the lawyers, so they aren't in the office yet.

tem said...

and i must say i do enjoy it when the rack is the first to post.

ToddPacker said...

"beth is bringing the heat today"


a return to the octane form

tem said...

also, i am not even hiding it, i will get this fucker to 500 posts today if i have to.

El Padrino said...

it's good that you watch fmtem play tem, you never know who's checking her out the way you check out the girls on days you play

tem said...

if i have to do it myself.


i ended that sentence too early.

so that i could correct it and pad the stats.

ToddPacker said...

"Star Wars references don't help your case"


good point

tem said...

booty shorts are one of the greatest inventions of all time.

Beth said...

"beth is bringing the heat today"

Hey, there hasn't been a fantasy league related comment yet, has there? So it's working...

ToddPacker said...

"yet".... being the key word

ToddPacker said...

i didn't see any of the braves/sox game... did they have a good crowd in altlanta, beth?

tem said...

man i wonder what beth would do with mills

Iam out with a hammy said...

beth, did he take u home with the "deposition" line?

tem said...

he is a lawyer so that is a plus for her.

he loves fantasy sports so that is a negative.

i guess if he had some tequilla she'd be down with it.

ToddPacker said...

i'm guessing many of the bandwagon redsox fans show up

Mills said...

"also tem and fmtem do not play well together. much fighting and arguing takes place when we play on the same team."

mills and mrs. mills have dealt with this problem and sand volleyball in the past. we no longer play.

we also tried couples tennis (mrs. mills is a tennis player. mills is not). that was also very bad. very bad.

monopoly doesn't turn out much better for our "relationship" - but at least i win that.

El Padrino said...

a peach is a good fruit to eat out of a vagina

El Padrino said...

not to firm though

Beth said...

TP, there were a ton of Sox fans there apparently, and they were quite noisy til the Braves pulled away. Even the Braves players were (tactfully) commenting about the amount of Sox fans there.

On a positive note, it resulted in a rare "Yankees suck!" chant at Turner Field.

ToddPacker said...

peach > burrito

Mills said...

mets are looking at randy winn as a possible trade for move.

that makes me laugh.

ToddPacker said...

redsox fans = yankee fans.... they both suck

tem said...

we don't play tennis against each other anymore (even though there are courts right behind the house) because she is a tennis player and i am not, but i always win.

it pisses her off really bad.


fmtem played vball in college (d3 which is just like 4 extra hike school years) so she really likes it, i don't se her quitting that for many years.

El Padrino said...

weaz concern yourself with your shitty cards

El Padrino said...

we have the best gm in baseball

whocares said...

Red Sox fans are sad.

Mills said...

terry hoepner just died. brain tumor. indiana should feel bad about vetoing his deal now.

Beth said...

Tem, sounds like fmtem is quite the athlete. Just so you know, I love athletic women. ;-)

Mills said...

rick ankiel has 19 hrs and 52 rbis at AAA this year.

it is time to bring him up.

this would be a HUUUUUGE story. Make Josh Hamilton's story look small in comparison.

whocares said...

The wife and I have tried to play tennis at the courts a few times.

The last time it ended with one of us in tears, and it wasnt me. She said I was hitting the ball too hard at her. I told her that in order to clear the net the ball would have to travel with at least a small amount of speed.

This didnt make her feel better.

whocares said...

And I thought the wife would be okay. She played softball in hike skool, and was on the dance team in college, you would think she could handle a racket.

Iam out with a hammy said...

beth needs to get banged like a gavel

Iam out with a hammy said...

hahah, effin weazy still bringin the stats. totally oblivious to a female talking chick-on-chick. appropriate.

El Padrino said...

miss el pad doesnt play sports
unless you consider speedwalking the mall a sport

El Padrino said...

cuz she's real good at that

whocares said...

Speedwalking the mall = a sport.


My grandparents do it all the time.

tem said...

i'm sorry beth's last comment knocked me into fantasy land.

how long was i gone?

Iam out with a hammy said...

my grandma says walking to the mailbox in the morning is her workout.

sport = check!

ToddPacker said...

"Red Sox fans are sad."

that they are... i went to d-ray game last year agaist the sawks... redsox were killin the rays and this disgusting fat chick pinched into a damon jersey (dude wasn't even on the team any more) kept yelling big papi...big papi... after a few too many beers a told her to shut her whale mouth.... her boyfreind didn't like that so he started to yell at me and my friends... long story short... i was asked to leave... i think i might have slept on the couch that night

Mills said...

TEM and WC -

I feel your pain. Have been there and done that. Also, if I ever actually start to win against Mrs. Mills in tennis, I know for sure that I will be yelled at for something later on that night.

tem said...

IU coach died?

That sucks.

I guess the 3 brain surgeries might have a hint that it was coming though.

ToddPacker said...

i tried to play golf with my wife once..... very bad idea

El Padrino said...

"Speedwalking the mall = a sport.


My grandparents do it all the time."

do they go in every store and buys shoes and pocketbooks?

Mills said...

We do golf ok for some reason (maybe the only sport we do well). Maybe cuz she hits the ball straight (not far) so we don't have to spend hours looking for her balls.


Shot hoops one time. Mrs. went for her first shot, and I swatted and gave her the finger wag. She didn't play anymore. One shot. She didn't understand when I told she's got to go strong to the hole, just like me in the........

Beth said...

"i'm sorry beth's last comment knocked me into fantasy land"

Tem, my last comment was my little way of trying to help you reach 500 comments today.

You're welcome. :-)

Beth said...

And ElP, the more you talk about Mrs. ElP the more I picture her looking like one of the housewives in "Goodfellas" for some reason.

ToddPacker said...

"What kind of people are these?"

El Padrino said...

hahah
like Marie or Donna or Marie

El Padrino said...

nah, she aint italian so throw that out the winda

THE CHAMP. said...

i'm going to the atl - bos game wednesday.

i think i'll go buy some yankee stuff to wear.

Iam out with a hammy said...
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THE CHAMP. said...

oh and beth. i'm joining a co-ed soccer team. i'll bring some of the fem. teammates around sometime to meet you.

tem said...

it is hilarious when you go to an indians white sox game and there are people there with pirates jerseys on.

Iam out with a hammy said...

Got Bouffant?

Beth said...

No Italian wife??? Well there goes any credibility you have about having mob connections.

THE CHAMP. said...

"so we don't have to spend hours looking for her balls."


you just have to spend hours looking for yours.

El Padrino said...

what?...Lorraine Bracco was jewish in Goodfellas

El Padrino said...

remember he had to hide is cross from her mother?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm convinced Francisco Cordero needs a degree of difficulty to get himself jacked up for saves.

ToddPacker said...

"i'd look funny with Manischewitz on my table"

El Padrino said...

Krod and his prolonged celebration on the mound is a bit much

i miss the 50's

El Padrino said...

nice tp

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Tp, just so you know, Star Wars references don't help your case of trying to appear more masculine or grown-up."

Star Wars references bump anybody up on my list.

tem said...

you just have to spend hours looking for yours.



ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ToddPacker said...

i know tommy said that, but it's still a good line

tem said...

wtf is blue?

El Padrino said...

Sharon Stone in Casino
C loved a sister in Bronx Tale

i can go on

Mills said...

My one baseball wish for the year (now that my cardinals have officially flat-lined).

Some team says screw, and rolls with a 4-man rotation for the rest of the year. And that rotation has success, and they experience no injuries as a result of it.

tem said...

we might hit 100 before a blue or zeke sighting.

tem said...

that's an odd wish.

Beth said...

"Star Wars references bump anybody up on my list"

Spoken like a true tiddlywinks player. :-)

tem said...

my one wish is that i catch barry's whatever number breaks the record HR ball.

El Padrino said...

i'm doing old school workouts, fuck paying the gym memberships

El Padrino said...

octane

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"we have the best gm in baseball"

I could argue that my GM is best also.

El Padrino said...

you can, that's fair

Mills said...

"so we don't have to spend hours looking for her balls."


you just have to spend hours looking for yours."

you really could have done a lot more with that comment...

d- effort.

Iam out with a hammy said...

i'd love to catch Barry's HR ball.

and then burn it right then and there.

Mills said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
"we have the best gm in baseball"

I could argue that my GM is best also.

10:20 AM


El Padrino said...
you can, that's fair

-----------

I think you all need to look at Terry Ryan in Minne. No budget and young guns to compete for years to come still. Veterans he will move for good young dudes. I think TR is the standard everyone should shot for.

Schuerholtz isn't bad either.

Jocketty is pretty solid.


Maybe your guys should win something first. Esp. Milwaukee.

whocares said...

Deke,

Half a good season doesnt make him the best GM.

How about Sheurholtz?

Iam out with a hammy said...

dave dombrowski.

El Padrino said...

nothing wrong with ryan, atl guy, beane, etc.

just love my gm, trust him

blue said...

blue must be a slow reader

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Maybe your guys should win something first. Esp. Milwaukee."

The team needs to be assembled, first.

Minnesota's not the only ones ballin' on a budget.

El Padrino said...

always thought schulretoxxcZz
whatever the fuck his name is was one of the best

still do

jugdish said...

I could be a pretty decent GM with a 150 million budget.

El Padrino said...

tiger with a baby girl

blue said...

the rockies do a great job of developing talent and then trading it away before they have to pay it big bucks.

blue said...

tiger's daughter is not named Rice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Half a good season doesnt make him the best GM."

Finding the proper prospects, genuine young talent, and relamation projects have something to do with GMing, doesn't it? And how about having a recent history of rip-off trades.

Mills said...

see... as always. WC using logic.

careful though, that doesn't always jibe on here.

blue said...

sports media is abuzz in denver today because....the yankees are in town.

it will be the first time they sell out the stadium since opening day...probably the first time they go over 10k in attendance since opening day.

El Padrino said...

i figured payroll would come up eventually

everyone knows minaya was a super scout before a gm right?

and what he did with the expos, making them competitve when MLB tried to bury them.....

tem said...

i can tell you who isn't a good gm.

blue said...

the rockies players seem to be pumped that the stadium will be full...i guess they think that the extra 30k fans showing up are going to root for them, not the skanks.

tem said...

that littlefuck from pittsburgh sucks.

Mills said...

and i will throw iam a bone.

dombrowski has done a good job with the tigers.

but schuerholtz and ryan have been doing it for some long.

tem said...

i am waiting to bust out my "how are the expos doing this year? i haven't heard much about them recently." at a sports bar to some stranger.

blue said...

the best gm is mitch kupchak...there shouldn't even be a discussion

blue said...

" am waiting to bust out my "how are the expos doing this year? i haven't heard much about them recently." at a sports bar to some stranger"

this works amazingly well in Canada.

although we did this with hockey asking some people how the Winnipeg Jets were doing...they were from winnipeg and told us that they were going to get an expansion team someday, and then started the J-E-T-S chant

Iam out with a hammy said...

dont put yourself out.

Mills said...

gms that suck balls = hendry (cubs),
phils (gillick?),
tampa bay dood (you can't trade some of your prospects for some pitching idiot?),
reds (krivisky?),
bowden (nationals),
orioles (tandem gm going on there),
blue jays (riccardi),
rockies,
giants (sabean?),
marineers,

Mills said...

i don't really like kenny williams (white sox), but that may just be because he calls himself Kenny in his 40's, but he has won a championship, so... i guess i will cut him some slack.

blue said...

the rockies GM doesn't suck...you suck

Mills said...

blue...you are an agry elf (old man)

Mills said...

cuban wrote about his colonoscopy on his blog.

i liked it better when he talked about the mavs.

ToddPacker said...

"I could be a pretty decent GM with a 150 million budget"


phillips and duquette couldn't

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabean is hands down the worst GM in baseball. I won't even argue it.

El Padrino said...

Sabean is bad, the oriole guy is real bad too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did we just hit an early wall?

Beth said...

I'll hit on fmtem again if it'll help.

ToddPacker said...

gm talk ran it's course... beth needs to "girls gone wild" to help tem reach his number

tem said...

I was back in fantasy land.

tem said...

I'm not worried, we might be at 150 before a zeke sighting.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fmtem, come here often?

El Padrino said...

i took a call from anonymous number

last time i do that

tem said...

i'm pretty sure she lurks/spies.

tem said...

not during the work day though. blogger is blocked.

but she is working from home this afternoon, so chances are good she'll read.

El Padrino said...

hi femtem, i'm el pad

ToddPacker said...

"hi femtem, i'm el pad"


do you like burritos?

El Padrino said...

damn, i feel like tem
i'm hungry right now

El Padrino said...

maybve an early lunch

El Padrino said...

oh no, i wouldnt

ToddPacker said...

starving

ToddPacker said...

just to help tem's numbers i'll throw out a few ctl+f

rev

ToddPacker said...

mov

tem said...

i'm telling you early lunch = 2hr lunch.

ToddPacker said...

mvn

tem said...

when i get back, everyone else leaves.

it is awesome.

El Padrino said...

2 hr's i cant do, once in awhile
most of the time i eat at my desk

ToddPacker said...

it works tem, but everyone i work with sees through the 11:30 scam

ToddPacker said...

i go with the typical 12:00 to 1:15ish

tem said...

they might see through it, but they are powerless to stop me.

blue said...

tem's lunch powers are legend in Ohio

tem said...

also this conversation just happened in the hall:


random chick: how big is it?

some dorky IT guy: it's the 4th biggest in the nation.

random chick: wow that is big.

some dorky IT guy: we're working to make it bigger.

tem: [[busts out laughing in his office.]]

jugdish said...

Blue...I just sent you a trade.

ToddPacker said...

jug ruined a fantasy free day

Captain Obvious said...

Orioles GM licks balls because it's Jim Duquette...

El Padrino said...

i think i'll go with the staple sandwhich today

ham, hot cappicola, fresh mozz

mmmmmmm

sometimes a slice of proscuitto, if i'm felling frisky or hot peppers

ToddPacker said...

good stuff ep....

El Padrino said...

eiother that or straight up turkey and mozz w/hot peppers

jugdish said...

Wait...no I didn't. I'm not even in the league. NEVERMIND!

Iam out with a hammy said...

hey femtem...



your mother.

blue said...

it's real to me jug

ToddPacker said...

i'm really excited about my trip to ny in august... from a food perspective... last time i was there was the 2000 playoffs against the dirtbag cards

Iam out with a hammy said...

jug, LOL

tem said...

proscuitto?

please advise.

ToddPacker said...

LOLs making a comback to the LoV, h would be proud

jugdish said...

I'm heading to NYC in December with current Mrs. Jug (CMJ).

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP. when you say "hot peppers" do just mean jalepenos?

ToddPacker said...

"proscuitto?

please advise."



come on, tem

El Padrino said...

proscuitto is like ham, but cured i think

i'll wiki it since that's the bible

El Padrino said...

it's awesome

jugdish said...

For lunch I am having two delicious pepperoni pizza hot pockets, cooked to perfection in a Samsung microwave.

ebntx said...

so is everyone naming their (in)significant others now?

my feeb

ToddPacker said...

"(CMJ)"... i like that... i think i'm going to go with CMTP... until i pull an eb... then it will be (XMTP)..... too soon?

El Padrino said...

proscuitto

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

TP, let's not forget who's asking that question.

ToddPacker said...

"TP, let's not forget who's asking that question."


good point, meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm having leftover Pizza Hut. BEST PIZZA EVER!!!!

El Padrino said...

no, hot cherry peppers
in oil

sometimes jalepeno, depends what the deli has that day

ususally its the cherry peppers
(sometimes these come stuffed with provolone and ham or breadcrumbs)

El Padrino said...

"I'm having leftover Pizza Hut. BEST PIZZA EVER!!!!"

this is the most errouneous statement in LOV history

ToddPacker said...

i'm getting very hungry

El Padrino said...

jug, coming for xmas huh?

good luck walking around the city

ToddPacker said...

i think meiz left the (s) off

El Padrino said...

tp did you say the kids and wife were coming? (in aug)

ToddPacker said...

yes

jugdish said...

We will be there the 26th through the 30th, and we will be doing the normaly touristy stuff...broad way show, shopping, all that stuff.

I did read an entry on your blog awhile back about places to go in NYC. I plan ti hit up Nathans, but probably won't hit up any of those titty bars you mentioned.

ToddPacker said...

Nathans fries are good

El Padrino said...

when it gets closer remind me
i'll hit you off with some "non" adult places to go with the wife

i know it all

jugdish said...

I'll say pizza hut might be the best between Papa Johns, Dominoes, and Pizza Hut.

I'm a Chicago pizza guy myself...going there this weekend...gonna gorge!

El Padrino said...

tp hotel? or fam?

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