Monday, May 21, 2007

What do you want me to say?

This is going up a tad early, but IDGAF.

Well instead of the usual “column” I am going to put the pod diary up here. This is the tem pod diary of the SG podcast. Since it is a temdiary it is awesome. It will probably have some temrants, which are awesome. These are things everyone should know. Anyway, let’s get rolling.

10:32 – Starting off the pod diary. Gotta say these things first.:

Vball is awesome in the summer. Except for the grandmas. I shit you not there were 2 grandmas playing. But the grandmas were not wearing tight clothes. Thank goodness. But there were lots of hot chicks and tem likey.

I didn’t watch the Cavs game, but I bet it sucked

It’s always awesome when a girl you thought you knew starts unexpectedly smoking and dropping F-bombs.

I just had 3 brats and I could eat 3 more.

10:34 – Eye of the Sports Guy. Still a lame fucking name.

10:34 – They still have the “for your eyes only” part in the intro. This pisses me off more than anyone can imagine. You don’t WATCH podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!

10:35 – 40:45 minutes of hell coming at you. I am sure to die, so I am just going to throw out my last wishes now. I want to be buried in West Virginia in whatever cemetery most of my family is buried in. Don’t cremate my ass ,just in case. I leave all my shit to fmtem unless she is going to throw it away, if fmtem is going to throw it away then give it to my mom. And to rip off one of my favorite TV shows everyone should know that with my last words I cursed Zoidberg.

10:37 – So it begins. Paul Shirley (PS) is the guest. But first we have to talk about the draft lottery. And by “we” I mean SG. Holy shit he is too nervous to talk about it. I am the happiest guy in the world now.

10:39 – Just so everyone knows, PS sounds like a huge computer nerd. Dude is an IT guy.

10:40 – SG: How did you end up at Iowa State? PS: Kansas didn’t want me. Iowa State took me on an Academic Scholarship. Pretty much I am sure that says everything we need to know about PS.

10:43 – PS rips on Roy Williams. Really, you’re ripping on the guy who didn’t want to recruit you? Wow. SHOCKED!

10:45 – PS: Ames Iowa is in the middle of nowhere. I really hope the rest of this pod cast is as informative as this tidbit.

10:46 – SG: Durant is from Maryland, how does he end up in Texas? Answer, Texas chicks are hot. That’s my answer. SG and PS’s answer was stupid. Trust me, you are all better off just taking my answer.

10:47 - SG: College kids never come out and say that they got paid. PS: I wish I had gotten paid. Umm yeah of course you did Paul. But you weren’t good enough.

10:48 - ……..

10:49 – SG and PS are trying to solve the NBA’s problems. They could have spent this time debating the theory of relativity and it would have been as productive.

10:54 – PS: “If I went to my hometown and asked middle aged men to name 5 NBA teams, I don’t know if they could do it.” This is about 3 feet of bullshit. What the fuck? I don’t know a single man who can’t name 5 NBA teams. OK, let me rephrase. I don’t know a single straight man who can’t name 5 NBA teams. So what does this mean? PS is from a town full of gays. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

10:55 – SG: Nets fans suck, but he doesn’t blame them. PS: Minor league fans get into the games. At this point my death begins. It will be a slow death, but I can rest assured that I had a good run.

10:56 - SG: The best NHL crowd is Edmonton. Why is this relevant??? This damn thing needs an editor to cut it down to 10 minutes.

10:57 – SG: PS you had both ends of the spectrum of team chemistry with the 04 Bulls and the 05 Suns, talk about it. PS: I worked out with the Spurs after playing with the Suns, great teams have their best player being their best guy. The Suns have it now. The Bulls didn’t have it when he played. The Suns started to have it when he was there. But, then he got cut.

11:00 – PS: Shawn Marion is not a hard worker.

11:01 – SG: So you had both ends of the spectrum in Phoenix with Nash and then Amare and Stoudemire. PS: Right. This is fucking ground breaking journalism.

11:02 – PS: Marion has the worst looking shot. It comes from his scrotum. SG: “Yeah.” At this point blood starts to flow from the ears.

11:03 – SG: You said out of anyone you ever played with KG was the best. PS: Yeah, he is tall. I am so glad that I learned this. I would never have figured that KG was good or tall.

11:04 – SG and PS: KG is crazy though. Again, really? I would have never figured that out on my own. Glad you got my back guys.

11:05 – SG: “It’s a lot easier living in a warm weather city.” This dude is a fucking genius. MENSA is knocking his door down.

11:06 – SG says “yeah” in response to anything any of his guests say. Just thought you all should know that. He starts every response with “yeah…”

11:07 – PS: Your motherboard is not quad-core compatible and you lack the RAM to run that program….Umm, wait, that is just what I imagined he said.

11:08 – PS: “I am closer to you that I am to KG” SG: “right” Well at least he is mixing it up between “right” and “yeah.” I feel as though he made some progress.

11:08 – What they are talking about now is totally not important or worth relaying. Instead I will tell you that fun bags are awesome.

11:10 – SG: “There is like a cult of the white guys in the NBA.” PS: “For sure.” And then he relays some story about white dude bonding. It sucked.

11:11 - PS’s career high is 6 points. Remember that. I am sure it will be on a buzz time trivia game soon.

11:12 – SG: Who had the best posse? PS: Joe Johnson. Good to know.

11:13 – SG: How many people would be in your posse? PS: Two

11:13 – SG: I’d have 5 and none would be better looking than me. Hmm, SG is insecure about his looks? That’s a shocker.

11:14 – PS: Would you prefer to go out with 5 dudes? SG: yeah.

11:15 – PS: I have two brothers who live with me. Of course you do PS.

11:16 – Surprise, SG turned the conversation to Tom Brady. Apparently Brady hangs with short people.

11:17 – SG: “Do you see any tv or radio in your future?” PS: I don’t want to be some dude tem has never heard of.

11:18 – Number of SG “yeahs” so far, at least 134.

11:19 – PS and SG: Announcers suck. So, umm, you two aren’t going to talk about anything new? You could have told me earlier, would have saved me some work. I am pretty sure I already did a diary on the announcers suck column. I am sure it was stellar. My diary that is, not your column.

11:20 – SG throws out a “let me ask you about your book.” PS: “It makes me nauseous.” Umm me too probably, I appreciate your candor PS.

11:21 – SG: Same thing with my book, “I had to go through these columns that were unreadable.” That’s all your columns buddy, not just the old ones.

11:21 – SG writers peak at 40ish. He is just saying this to keep readers. Hey readers! The best is still to come.

11:22 – Under 5 minutes left and I just came in my pants because I am that excited about the end of this thing.

11:23 – I am pissed off again that the theme is “for your eyes only.”

11:23 – This fucking podcast was number 2 on Itunes. Well at least the last one was. That’s probably a sign of the apocalypse.

11:25- They are wrapping it up. I am happy.

11:26 - Next week is a special guest. SG won’t tell us who. Probably because he doesn’t know.

THE END. Have at it bee snatches. I hope this isn’t a 15 scroller.

442 comments:

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The negativity is outrageous. Tem clearly hates many things in life.

I thought this was the "best" podcast so far.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Big ups to the WC appearance tonight.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Off to bed. Not sober. Again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ElP & TP, the AM ball is in your court.

isiah thomas said...

tem you are a brave man

isiah thomas said...

and my shutout streak from SG podcasts continues...thanks tem.

isiah thomas said...

The negativity is outrageous. Tem clearly hates many things in life.

SG and PGS are just huge db's.

isiah thomas said...

and why did ESPN bother having Erin Andrews at the yanks/sux game and not show her?

all the "reporting" she did was without showing her.

boo.

ToddPacker said...

"ElP & TP, the AM ball is in your court"



this made me feel good about a crappy tues. morning... but the mets didn't play last night so... i got nothing

ToddPacker said...

anyone watch the yankee/redsox game... i was switching back and forth between the espn and the YES broadcast.... it was amazing how the announcers in both broadcasts were talking about the yankees 2 game winning streak like they were on their way to the world series...

ToddPacker said...

rev and wc make appearances in the LoVad.... nice

ToddPacker said...

meiz callin rev los-like was funny to me

ToddPacker said...

oh... nice work on the temdiary... i, like zeke, still haven't listened to a second of those podcasts

ToddPacker said...

easy early morning natty z....

El Padrino said...

i'm here
life can go on

El Padrino said...

clinton portis is my hero

Iam what i is said...

word bitchez.

i am also in the camp of having my ears protected by tem. thanks fella.

lebron, get a sack. or wait, dont.. we like u better that way.

Iam what i is said...

and 79-76 is pretty sad.

Iam what i is said...

stretchin the double into a triple

El Padrino said...

bron bron < jordan

Iam what i is said...

kobe woulda won that game

El Padrino said...

absolutely

tem said...

Mikki Moore would've won that game.

tem said...

TPS and morning traffic formed an alliance against me to derail my planned easy tuesday morning.

El Padrino said...

tem, tonight, plan a pre-emptive strike for wed am

retalitation is retribution

Iam what i is said...
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Iam what i is said...

tem, i would have to disrepectfully disagree.. if you look at his end-of-game stats, he's only 18% on game winners.

*compiled from his JH, HS, community college, euro leagues, summer co-ed leagues and games against family members in his driveway at home.

tem said...

But he hasn't missed any game winning shots this year.

tem said...

also this was hilarious:

"games against family members in his driveway at home. "

tem said...

Where is Blue?

I need to know where the University of Colorado Denver branch is in relation to the University of Denver.

tem said...

WWL has a blurb about Foreman sayin he was drugged for the Ali fight.

tem said...

also tem does hate many things in life. that is true.

tem said...

and also, this probably was the "best" podcast so far.

deke had some 12am troofs going on.

El Padrino said...

horse racing > hockey

El Padrino said...

that's what nbc said

blue said...

I'm actually shooting 48% on game winning shots in the driveway

blue said...

horse racing=pure awesomeness...there's only one preakness a year, and like 8 hockey games...so obviously the preakness is more important.

Iam what i is said...


kenya keeps it ruhl


my excerpt of choice:

"I had gone out to answer a call of nature at around 3 a.m. when I switched on my torch and saw the head of a human being placed on the roof of my chicken pen," Robert Kiunjuri, a teacher in Kianjogu village, told the Nation."

blue said...

Tem-

CU Denver is right in the middle of downtown, Denver University is on the south side of town, maybe 7 or 8 miles from downtown

El Padrino said...

kenya < brownsville, ny (bklyn)

Iam what i is said...

they switched over to the race 'pregame' though, not even the real race. i wasnt watching the game, so i dont really care.. but damn.

a horse race lasts all of 2 minutes and yet the coverage is like 4 hours long. wtf.

blue said...

lebron = scurrred

Iam what i is said...

bron didnt want to take the hit cause he aint wants to choke on no more free fro's.

blue said...

bron bron has never been good at late game heroics...he made those layups against the wizards last year, and that's been about it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FYI, the Crew is back on the W train.

El Padrino said...

"bron didnt want to take the hit cause he aint wants to choke on no more free fro's. "

now this, this is troooofff

Iam what i is said...

Bron has the swagger, just not the J'. he is the perfect "new nba" guy.

ToddPacker said...

tps is doing a maynard and zed from the pawn shop impression today...

blue said...

the next spice girls?

tem said...

Why does there need to be a next?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tonight is the night where my Bucks get another #1/#1.

tem said...

Also, I thought

pussy cat dolls = new spice girls.

Iam what i is said...

Milli Vastrippernilli's

tem said...

I had a dream that the Clippers got number 1 and the Celtics got number 2.

I don't know if that is even possible, but it is what I dreamt.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not gonna complain about those girls. Not today.

blue said...

Trailer for new Rambo movie

the trailer is pretty bloody when he goes all rambo, can't even imagine what the movie will be like.

El Padrino said...

i'm taining some whippersnapper

blue said...

"I had a dream that the Clippers got number 1 and the Celtics got number 2."

I think that's SG's podcast seeping into your brain and rotting it from the inside out. SG would literally bang a monkey to make this happen

tem said...

Blue, WTF is Metropolitan State Univ.?

tem said...

I know I am pretty sure that is exactly what the SG wants.

blue said...

Metro State is a commuter school, it's a D-2 school for sports I think. It's basically a glorified community college

tem said...

Rich kids? Poor kids?

ToddPacker said...

tem is dreaming about SG fantasies... not good... you might want to lay off the podcasts for awhile

blue said...

poor kids at metro, mostly it's non-traditional students I think, so older people. DU is where the rich kids go, if they go to school in Denver.

tem said...

SG podcasts might not kill me right away, but the damage is done and it is irreversable.

tem said...

DU = Denver University?

I am sending a land guy out there to look for dirt to buy.

blue said...

DU=Denver University

If you're looking for residential land that's the area that is "hot". A lot of older houses and people are buying them up and either remodeling or tearing down. Plus, very close to "cherry creek" which is where most the rich people live.

If you're looking to develop into multi-housing units, probably your best bet also as it's the only school were there are a large number of students who live on or around campus.

tem said...

Multi housing units.

Like those new University Loft things that are there. But different.

tem said...

anyway, that's enough work talk. thanks for the info, much appreciated.

jugdish said...

LOV dying a slow death...

tem said...

early lunch today. earlier than usualy to avoid a meeting.

blue said...

i'm so excited for the lottery that I can't stand it (s)

Beth said...

"LOV dying a slow death..."

Iam would say what it needs is more boobs, so here you go iam. :-)

blue said...

boobs are always a good way to brighten up your day

Mills said...

I clocked you at a 9 scorller. Good work. I apperciate the recap, cuz I don't have sound at work, and I always forget to listen to it at home.

Iam what i is said...

excellent use of the breasticles, Beff.

youre like BronBron.. but totally opposite (u come through in the clutch).

Mills said...

A) Will the Yanks void Giambi's contract?

B) Should they?

Your thoughts AND WHY?

Mills said...

Tues? Power Rankings? Need my fix...

blue said...

what's worse, no comments on LOV or Mills with his preposterous questions?

Your thoughts, AND WHY!

blue said...

I think we need to get rambo to help some people out with their TPS issues today

Mills said...

it was a DS take-off Ben. You of all people should know that. I do think its a interesting topic to discuss though.

Their offense is good and all, but they are still losing. Do you really want to get cheap now?

Thing that makes the most sense to me is trading him to the Angels for the cap relief (while stil forking over some millions to the angels) and getting Chone Figgins and some change back for me. Chone is realllllly struggling though, so that doesn't seem as good on paper as maybe it would have in the past.

blue said...

yankees won't trade giambi, he's got cool hair. He should grow a mustache and buy a monte carlo to finish off the look.

El Padrino said...

they cant void the contract
he used prior to MLB banning steroids

arent u a lawyer

isiah thomas said...

b-b def coulda kept driving to the hoop the help side d was late.

But passing to a fat sack of shit to attempt a game winner sounds like a Mike Brown play design.

El Padrino said...

tps is like a monkey throwin it's own shit at me

ToddPacker said...

"yankees won't trade giambi, he's got cool hair. He should grow a mustache and buy a monte carlo to finish off the look"


nice..

isiah thomas said...

one problem with trading Giambi.....he sucks.

isiah thomas said...

and the Angels will buy A-Rod this off-season.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP will love this
Athlete's Crunk Sons

Re:Jordan

ToddPacker said...

"and the Angels will buy A-Rod this off-season"


the price of purple lipstick just went up in southern cal.

isiah thomas said...

I watched Full Metal Jacket again last night.

The first 30 mins are fucking hysterical.

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy also forgot

BILL STONEMAN DOESNT MAKE TRADES

ToddPacker said...

great link, spiff

ToddPacker said...

full metal jacket is good stuff

Mills said...

"they cant void the contract
he used prior to MLB banning steroids"

unless you have seen his contract personally, pipe it or wipe it. you don't know what clauses are in there.

for some reason, there was reason to believe that his recent "admissions" might be enought to void his contract.

My guess is, they couldn't use the grand jury testimony cuz they couldn't "prove" what he said in front of the grand jury because that is suppose to be sealed, so you theoretically have no "proof" he took anything.

No he publicly admits it, you have something to go on.

Jack.

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

weazy he did steroids before mlb banned it, i dont care what "they" said, the players union will never ever let that happen

blue said...

who is jack?

blue said...

jack bauer?

El Padrino said...

i wish there was a "clause" in your LOV contract that states

"after completeting a stupid thought, your contract is terminated"

blue said...

i'm pretty sure that Giambi doesn't have a "running my mouth" clause in his contract

isiah thomas said...

pipe it or wipe it


is this gay morse code?

blue said...

at least mills livened up the party

isiah thomas said...

I wouldn't mind if he left the party.

Iam what i is said...

talk of voiding is ridikkalus. i blame don imus and buster olney for this.

Iam what i is said...

if giambi said he murdered someone 3 yrs ago, would they put him in jail or would they still need proof?

blue said...

new SG with his "lottery karma index"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ain't no party like a Weasy party, 'cause a Weasy party don't stop.

isiah thomas said...

I'd laugh my ass off if ATL gets a top 3 pick.

the suicide rate here would skyrocket.

Iam what i is said...

i get the pipe it, i dont get the wipe it.

tem said...

Rough meeting today. I am glad I avoided it.

Everyone is leaving it looking dejected.

tem said...

bringing some life to the slow LOV day was good.

Iam what i is said...

your deserved it tem. your ears need a break.

tem said...

They would have been yelling at me too. They always shoot the messenger.

blue said...

I'll give everyone one guess as to which team SG set up as #2 in his mock karma lottery/mock draft article.

Iam what i is said...

cho was a messenger too.

lesson: shoot back.


SG pick - new orleans.

El Padrino said...

The Mavericks!

blue said...

SG ≠ journalistic integrity

tem said...

Yeah and they were conviently 1 point off of the number 1 karma place.

tem said...

Spoiler: #1 = SEA.

tem said...

That is SG #1

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Who trades a top 15 pick for a player, then trades that player away during the season?

This is moronic.

blue said...

who are you talking about freak?

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The Pacers.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Traded first rounder for Al Harrington.

Then traded him to Golden State.

blue said...

oh, yeah, good call on that Basketball Jesus

blue said...

so they turned their top 15 pick into Mike Dunleavy Jr. That's awesome

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

The worst part is that the Pacers only lose the pick if it's 11 or lower.

And on ESPN's draft machine, they get the 11th pick 99 times out of a 100.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dunleavy was a number 3 pick

(ns)

tem said...

That's playin the odds.

Bird is a gamblin' man.

tem said...

by number 3 you mean....

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Yes. Pacers just got the 3rd pick.

I'm done playing.

tem said...

The Pacers haven't even shown up when I play.

Iam what i is said...

blue, how do u do the equal with a slash? i need to know it to complete me.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Lies.

I didn't it again and the Pacers got the first pick.

That would be ridiculous to have Oden coming back home.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

didn't = did

tem said...

Right after I said that, I got the Pacers getting number 3 and taking Mike Conley.

El Padrino said...

with a 1.9% chance - if the knicks win the pick a murder will ensue

Mills said...

blue -- kudos for the use of the "not equal to" sign. i am very impressed.

blue said...

not equal = & ne ;

withouth the spaces

isiah thomas said...

i need to know it to complete me.


this is making me laugh

blue said...

early lunch today because of BS meeting from 12-2 where they aren't catering lunch...cheapskates.

isiah thomas said...

weazy ≠ straight

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Tem...Atlanta gets the Pacers pick if it's 11 or lower. So that's why you haven't seen them.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Ick...I just had a scenario where Atlanta got the 1st and 11th pick. They took Oden and Noah.

Not fair.

isiah thomas said...

for all of those who "fileshare"

I'm looking to purchase a new laptop but don't want to pay for MS Office.

Can you still get that from one of these sites? When I bought my current lap top many moons ago I "fileshared" my way to MS Office.

I'm sure you still can just want a "go" or "no go" on this.

Thank you for your co-operation in this matter.

Best Regards

tem said...

tem ≠ motivated

Mills said...

"I'm sure you still can just want a "go" or "no go" on this."


In English por favor...

Iam what i is said...

≠ = awesome

Iam what i is said...

zeke, take a mulligan on that one.

isiah thomas said...

I'm sure you still can*, (I) just want a "go" or "no go" on this.


"pipe it or wipe it" weazy.

*if this really is gay morse code for "I'll be manning the glory hole from 8-10PM tonight then please disregard.

Iam what i is said...

and im sure u can get Office (and cracks) in torrent form. i rock the Azerus thingy that EP mentioned and its solid.

isiah thomas said...

can you still get MS Office from these file share sites?

tem said...

hmm, i will choose no-go.

El Padrino said...

iam is right, you can get it torrent style

you can pretty much get anything
torrent style
anti virus and all
it's just putting in the time and effort to do it or paying some geeky cousin or paul shirley

Spaceman Spiff said...

its harder to download those types of programs now, usually get fakes or shareware or viruses now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

torrents are the greatest thing on the internet

jugdish said...

Do you know any college students who could get you a copy from their college? A lot of times those go for ~ $20.

Either that or you can make nice with one of the 8 year olds you were checking out and she can share her speak and spell with you.

isiah thomas said...

good call. I'll just rip off the speak-n-spell.

isiah thomas said...

then I'll tell her my lolly pop ain't out for air.

Iam what i is said...

cold pizza is tremendous

El Padrino said...

haha

lolly pop

Mills said...

you forgot the (s) iam

Iam what i is said...

cold pizza is a great next day snack.

tem said...

I think I still get free MS Office stuff from IU.

tem said...

If I knew my user name and pw.

jugdish said...

Some companies offer deals on MS products too, I know I got Office 2003 for like $20 through mine.

tem said...

Microsoft paid Bill Brasky $100 to use MS Word.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem, don't get me started...

jugdish said...

Brasky eats MS Word discs for breakfast.

Iam what i is said...

jug, did u use Rev for an IM pic or something?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bill Brasky once ran from Green Bay to New Orleans.

It only took him 5 hours.

blue said...

Michael Vick's new slogan "it's not the size of the fight in the dog, it's the size of the dog in the fight"

jugdish said...

I was going to, but the pic wasn't too clear when his melon was blown up.

ToddPacker said...

today is not a good day... tps-wise

ToddPacker said...

cube would not be happy

ToddPacker said...

mets/braves tonight...

ToddPacker said...

back to the tps

Iam what i is said...

older guy in office (70) decided the current oldies station was getting too much static for his liking...

he now has "HoT 97 cRuNk!11!" on.. but i think he thinks its just some rowdy music from commercials so far.

tbs funny.

Iam what i is said...

although i mightve under-estimated him.. maybe i'll throw some hand jive at him and see who he's representin'.

jugdish said...

Excuse me ma'am, I speak jive...

jugdish said...

Maybe we should all change our pictures to the chest shot that Beth uses for days like today.

El Padrino said...

horrible day

El Padrino said...

i shoulda known when Friday guy told me this am that "at least it's not Monday"

die

El Padrino said...

you get hot 97 in deeeetroit or your insinuating that it's similar to that?

it's the latter i'm sure
nevermind

El Padrino said...

tps is now a gorilla throwin it's own shit at me instead of just a monkey

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The platter is bare.

Beth said...

Damn ElP, I'll almost feel sorry for you now if the Braves sweep.

Oh who am I kidding, I wouldn't feel sorry for you, I'd gloat and rub it in your face. :-)

Unfortunately with how both teams have been playing lately if anyone sweeps it'll be the Mets.

jugdish said...

I'm sensing a menage a trois bet between elp, beth and tp is in order.

Beth said...

There is no way for me to win in such a bet Jug.

El Padrino said...

beth this is true
big series for may though

tem said...

What is she going to rub his face in?

El Padrino said...

Another Bai Ling nipple slip

totally sfw

El Padrino said...

"What is she going to rub his face in?"

her tits i hope

El Padrino said...

Katee Holmes = porn

again, SFW

Beth said...

"What is she going to rub his face in?"
"her tits i hope"

Nah, I'd kick ElP when he was down, not give him a reason to live. :-)

Beth said...

And maybe I don't get the SFW versus NSFW thing, but wouldn't any pic with a nipple in it by definition be NSFW?

El Padrino said...

nipples are safe for work in my book

pussy in the other hand is questionable

jugdish said...

Depends on where you work...

Beth said...

"pussy in the other hand is questionable"

That's what kod said.

(Sorry Kod, I know it's not true but I couldn't resist. :-))

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahahhahaha

nice

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