Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Scooters, Vacation, Fall

So it's that time of year again. The time when the "newness" of the NBA and NHL playoffs has worn off and I start thinking to myself "damn these things take forever." I don't even know what is going on in hockey because those dumb asses put themselves on a channel I never go to. NBA in the East has been yawners, but the West is entertaining. I guess this is not really a surprise.

Apparently Big Shot Bob hit another big 3, but his team won by 7. I don't see how it could have been that big of a 3. If they had time to push the lead to 7 then it wasn't a game winning shot. There must have been around a minute left. OK, so I just had my crack staff look it up and the shot was with 30 seconds left and pushed the lead to 4. I'm not impressed, call me when the shot takes them from losing to winning. Not winning to winning by a bit more.

One thing that did peak my interest was that Melo and AI didn't take any of the end game shots for the Nuggets. I guess they fouled out. What? They didn't? Then why the hell was JR Smith and Steve Blake shooting the crunch time shots? We need a report from Ben on this ASAP.

In a different series, Dirk is whining like a little german girl. I think GS has a chance to close this sucker out in game 5. If Dirk gets some more confidence then look out, but right now he's just a whiny Euro.

Did we ever talk about the O's / Indians game where the Ump retroactively awarded a run to Baltimore? Weird stuff. I'd post an explanation of what happened, but I am going to leave that for my editor.

(ed: The Orioles had runners at 1st and 3rd with 1 out in the second. Sizemore catches a line drive, dude on 3rd tagged up. At the same time, dude on 1st was doubled up -- but after dude on 3rd crossed home plate. Run should have counted. But at the time the ump said no. Two innings later he changed his mind (after Os finally argued) and put the run on the board)

Oh and I would be remiss if I didn't talk about Columbus' feelings on the draft. They go as so:

"Pretty much what we expected, but Pittman, hahahaahahahahahaha, told you that you should have stayed."

OK that's it, I'm spell checking this bitch then going to work.

Have at it bee snatches.

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tem said...

me 1st

El Padrino said...

never spell check

El Padrino said...

i got bud mud

boooooooo

El Padrino said...

*cue beth's snarky "brave's are in first place again" post

El Padrino said...

i dont want it but i'll take it

Z

ToddPacker said...

park looked good last night, 7 earned runs in 4 innings... nice

ToddPacker said...

and d wright needs to bust out of this slump

ToddPacker said...

delgado not even batting his weight in the 4 hole hurts also

ToddPacker said...

reyes 2 doubles and an sb... not bad

ToddPacker said...

early morning mets natty... easy, but i'll take it

ToddPacker said...

rev going cmfrost with a recipe was pretty funny

El Padrino said...

yep, yep and yep

d wright and delgado hit a combined 1 HR in the entire month of April.

not good.

and Wright's only got 6 ribbies

ToddPacker said...

did you stay for the whole game, ep? it looked like the mets were trying to get back in the game when they cut it to 8-4

tem said...

They'll turn it around.

ebntx said...

tem do you pay your staff out of your own pocket or is there an lov staff budget for contributors?

ToddPacker said...

mets clubhouse guy linked to roids

Padre Haterous said...

dirty whores.

El Padrino said...

i always stay, the one time i left the mets were losing 13-0.

El Padrino said...

that guy was from back in the day though

tem said...

This damn thing is making me put my id and pw in with every comment.

It's going to be a minimal comment day if that keeps up.

ToddPacker said...

yea, i know.... plus i think he worked the visitors clubhouse.... he was basically a pusher for balco

Mills said...

With the 31st pick in Saturday’s NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears selected Miami tight end Greg Olsen. Clearly, Olsen was most complete player at his position, and we’re not talking about his size, hands, or speed. We’re talking about his ability to lay down a sick rhyme. For those of you who don’t know, Olsen raps under the curious moniker G-Reg in the hip hop group Seventh Floor Crew.

Arguably the greatest collection of rappers ever assembled, the Seventh Floor Crew was established in 2004 and consists of Miami football players who lived in Mahoney Hall. Besides for Olsen, other Crew members include Jon “Big Beast” Beason, Tavares “T-Good” Gooden, and Willie “Dub C” Cooper.

While the whole song is great (sadly, they only made one), Olsen stands out on the track. We have no doubt this was a contributing factor in Jerry Angelo’s decision to draft him.
Here are Olsen’s lyrics from the song. If there is a young child near you, we strongly advise they also read this, so they know what poetry truly sounds like:

"(Whats your name?) G-Reg. (What you do?) Get head. (How you do it?) Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg. Chillin' on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickens know Big Greg is in the house, and I'm gonna to make these hoes choke. On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let's get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear. While I'm laughin at these guys, a second nut all in her eyes. (Wait a minute...in her eyes?) In her eyes."
You can check out everything you need to know about the Seventh Floor Crew here, and listen to their hit single here.

tem said...

OK the bastard seems to be back on track. The temthreat worked.

thejaywhite said...

YO

Mills said...

thats funny.

tem said...

Is weasel their manager?

ToddPacker said...

temthreats often lead to a temrants

thejaywhite said...

my favourite mets moment...besides the 80s days...was bobby valentine sneaking back into the clubhouse wit ha disguise

ToddPacker said...

bobby v was tricky

tem said...

temrant on blogger was gearing up, but was aborted.

tem said...

That wasn't bobby v.

(s)

ToddPacker said...

i thought that i read somewhere that AXE was responsible for the log-on problems


(s)

tem said...

ahahahaa, FUCK AXE.

ebntx said...

my ipod is still broke and apple are a bunch of bitches.

tem said...

still? it's been like a year.

tem said...

and you had to pay like $100 for handling.

apple blows.

FUCK Apple.

ebntx said...

they sent it back last week and told me nothing was wrong with it. reinstalled software, so whatever problems i was having should be resolved. ok, but software was not my problem and it still doesnt work. sending back today at their cost. hopefully they just send me a new one.

tem said...

new ones cost like 15 cents to them. they should pony up.

blue said...

it's a good thing I never got on the nuggets bandwagon

El Padrino said...

cvs was a diaster just now, waitied in line while some schmuck was tryin to pay with a check

yeah, a check, you know, the ones made out of paper

blue said...

In regards to the "clutch time" shot by JR Smith...I'm pretty sure that's not how George Karl drew it up in the huddle...but you know kids these days.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuckin' Pujols got a 3-ball walk last night. And then some dickhead followed it with a double-play ball.

Padre Haterous said...

fuck construction

blue said...

and Big Shot Rob...I'll be glad when he retires...he killed me when I was a sacto fan, and he's killed me in the last 2 games as a nugget fan.

His shot was big time...the nuggets had cut it to one and had the momentum, plus there was enough time on the clock they would get the ball back with a chance to tie or win....unless they gave up a 3.

blue said...

oh yeah, and Fuck Manu

tem said...

bah, call me when his shot takes them from losing to winning.

tem said...

neither Melo nor AI shot the ball in the last 4+ minutes for the McNuggets.

tem said...

oops i take that back AI did shoot with 1min left.

Melo shot with 3:35 left.

I was all kinds of wrong.

blue said...

the wife happened upon LOV last night while I was at the game...she only read about 4 comments and gave up...she thinks we are all stupid.

tem said...

I will justify my 4+ minutes by saying that was real time minutes, not game minutes.

tem said...

It took her 4 comments to realize that?

that is about 2 below average.

blue said...

Iverson dribbles too much, and the offense quit moving, it was all guys standing around watching him dribble. That's when SA went on their run and effectively ended the mcnuggets season.

tem said...

did she read rev's recipe?

Padre Haterous said...

hopefully she didnt see kod calling her chubby

Padre Haterous said...

rev's recipe was obscene

blue said...

yeah, she thought it was all sports and moved along.

tem said...

so the illusion is complete?

blue said...

I read that recipe...i will be making those this weekend.

blue said...

"so the illusion is complete?"

Yep, she will never come back to LOV, plus she doesn't know which person I am, since i've been sneaky and changed my name to protect the guilty.

ebntx said...

blue you have to admit if manu were on your team you'd like him. if he wasnt a spur id probably hate him too. but for now he is cool with me.

tem said...

i hate his bald spot.

tem said...

i read the recipe, but determined it would take 10938395 hours to prepare and cook.

i don't have that kind of time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Common folk don't get LoV. And there's no proper way to explain it without sounding like a complete dork.

...and Pujols' walk is not getting enough play. What if that was a game changing event?

El Padrino said...

deke what happened, link something

were not going to take your word, who knows what your BAC was during that at bat.

blue said...

No, I hate manu when he's on Argentina too. I don't like his style of play, his flopping and his incessant whining. This started 2 years ago, when all he would do is put his head down and knock people over...

blue said...

guaranteed that today SG rambles on about "Big Shot Bob"

tem said...

a 3 pitch walk?

were they going to walk him anyway?

tem said...

BSB can SMD.

tem said...

actually i gots nothing against BSB. the media who slobs him can SMB, SMD, then LMS.

blue said...

by the way...there is no possible words to describe Doug Collins hair in person...i don't think it's even a real color, it's like I was looking at one of those black and white movies that had been retouched with color...only he was real and about 100 feet away.

El Padrino said...

yea i dont get it deke
you won 7-1, they were playing the game but not really

going thru the motions, i dont expect them to win a game for a little while

brew crew in first place and got a choke hold on it

enjoy

blue said...

going all abbreviations like that cingular text kid.

blue said...

Pujols walked on 3 pitches, for fairness sake...they just had a teammate tragically die...they deserve to get a few free pitches.

blue said...

when does football season start?

El Padrino said...

try having real problems

like our starting 2b out with an acl tear or our 50 year old ny cuban out with bursitis

or like the golden boy batting 240 something with 0 hr's and 6 rbi's

or our power hitting 1b with one home run

or our 80 year old corner outfielder with a jammed shoulder

you got no problems brewer nation

At ease.

El Padrino said...

stop whining
pick up those bottstraps son

El Padrino said...

rule # 76

Play like a champion.

blue said...

click clack

Corbin said...

Don't forget the best OFer at NO is on the DL for 4-6 and Ricky Fucking Ledee is going to get the call over Ben Johnson

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

When Al in accounting dies, are you allowed to do your job even more poorly?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

no mercy.

Plus, I don't know what 1st place is supposed to be like. Pissing and moaning is engrained in me.

El Padrino said...

corb i hear ya
loud and clear

throw in the fact that shawn green is not going to hit 360 forever (he looked shitastic last night)
and Damion Easley playing daily it's enough to make my agita rumble

blue said...

wait..Al in accounting died? I'm taking today off.

El Padrino said...

green = olsen just threw 9 straight balls and green gets up and swings at the FIRST TWO PITCHES. One in the dirt!

yom kippur

Corbin said...

CHP needs to go. They'd better realign that shit. There is no way that Sosa should have pitched on Sunday AFTER El Duque was sent back to NY for an MRI...re-fucking-tarded

El Padrino said...

Plus, I don't know what 1st place is supposed to be like. Pissing and moaning is engrained in me.

Point taken Deke.

blue said...

corbin is using abbreviations now too...i think it's contagious.

Corbin said...

In greens defense he is only used to having Valentin behind him followed by the pitcher...so he's probably still in the mentality that if he doesn't get it done no one will...

p.s. Reyes is a fucking beast

El Padrino said...

it was ho's last start

Sosa will be next.

Let's not forget Pelfrey has to hold up his end of the bargain and not give up 9 runs a game.

He starts tonight

Corbin said...

CHP is more a reflection that I don't believe that piece of shit deserves a name...

El Padrino said...

still 15-9, thank god for reyes and beltran

blue said...

you should call him CHiPs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think Sheets should throw at a few guys tonight. Kick 'em when they're down.

blue said...

cue the theme music to CHiPs and the video of Ponch and John on their motorcycles.

Corbin said...

They say Pelfrey looks like the best pitcher on the roster in the bullpen with "the jacket" standing by his side...but just can't translate that to the game yet...he becomes too timid...facing the Marlins who have been plating a few runs won't help

If Pelfrey continues to struggle I could see them giving Humber a shot...(and that 12-6 CB is wicked)

El Padrino said...

cow bell man was off his game last night

8th inning rally and he was not where he should have been

i was disappointed.

THE CHAMP. said...

That one dude from Wisconsin was fishing durring the draft.

where would be the best place to be durring the draft?

Corbin said...

re: where would be the best place to be durring the draft?

Nut Deep?

El Padrino said...

where would be the best place to be durring the draft?


Happy Endings Massage Parlor.

3248 Roosevelt Ave., Queens NY

tem said...

a second ever LOV moment of silence for Al in accounting.

Accounting is near and dear.






































































peace be with you.

tem said...

The Mets and Yanks are going to try to spend 1 billion dollars on Clemens.

blue said...

corbin has brought his game with great vengeance and furious anger

Corbin said...

Mets are probably more hoping that the A's fall back and Harden has a few outings and Beane wants to revisit the Milledge/Heilman talks...

Locking them up long term...though if the Injins' fall out of it CC could be a nice force as well (would his fat ass be required to take over Mo Vaughn's 42?)

tem said...

White Sox will be looking to deal some arms once they realize they can't win the AL Central.

tem said...

JC will be on the blocks soon.

And Freddy.

Corbin said...

Freddy "I'm on the Phillies now" is going to be dealt from the WS? That's getting great value off of a non roster player

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Do the white sox even have any good pitchers?

Padre Haterous said...

i wish i could take a picture of this ladies teefies here (I.T. wannabee).. good lord, theyre Dunst AND greenish.

as in literally one of her front teeth is green. it looks moldly.. i wanna rip it out and cut my wrists with it so i dont have to see it again.

El Padrino said...

i dont want clemens anywhere near the mets

El Padrino said...

and bad teeth are horriffic

tem said...

oops I meant Vazquez.

El Padrino said...

corb they offered Milledge for Harden plus a prospect straight up and Beane said no

but they countered with Blanton

Mets balked at that, and so they should have

tem said...

WS pitchers are better than CHP.

tem said...

ok everyone. 30 minutes or so until this is no longer a game.

thejaywhite said...

HAn Ram is aweseom..so glad i got him in the 3rd round of my league...18 team league too!

thejaywhite said...

anyone here read..the talented mr roto.com?

tem said...

never heard of it.

Corbin said...

That was before Harden had to go on the DL. I think the Mets even would have taken Haren at that point...but blanton is not worth that garbage. Supposedly beane views Heilman as a possible #2 starter...his value with Milledge should get more than blanton, we can agree on that.

The A's have large needs in the OF, but the Langerhans deal does squelch that a bit, at least he can play Defense (beacause i could have 3 hits in 44 ab's...guaranteed)

El Padrino said...

for football i do Jaywhite but fore beisbol nyet.

thejaywhite said...

A's will not move Haren for milledge..and probably not blanton..both are going tobe studs...harden as this point is going to get traded the next time he puts together a good month and his value is semi-high

ToddPacker said...

"theyre Dunst AND greenish"


that a lethal combo

ToddPacker said...

clemens in a mets uni would be horrible

tem said...

its food time.

El Padrino said...

11:30 is such a crazy lunch hour

i'm still not over it

irregardless to the above comment
have a nice lunch tem

Padre Haterous said...

CHiPs is from SK. he is not to be trusted.

thejaywhite said...

I hope ROcket goes to Boston and hangs them up after the season. Who knows maybe Toronto will be in the race and spend the cash on them as a surprise team...I could see it. Toronto loves spending money for short term contracts.

El Padrino said...

clemens wont go to toronto unless they pay him enough money where he can actually OWN toronto.

El Padrino said...

fucking yankees are going to get him because they are the most desperate

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FORE!!

Padre Haterous said...

1130 lunch makes for a suckass long afternoon

thejaywhite said...

they say yanks are third behind boston and retirement

Padre Haterous said...

TP's pcp comment from yesterday still gave me a chuckle.

Dirk said...

woo woo

das ist nicht Spielleute!

(HIEL!)

El Padrino said...

these poor parents
dont they know her body will never be found?

Natalee holloway case

Padre Haterous said...

clemens is a money grubbing fuck, theres no way he'd retire rather than take the Yanks payday.

ba'lee dat.

blue said...

i might retire.

Padre Haterous said...

i'd nut on her corpse.

El Padrino said...

i was in Aruba and the current in the ocean where they think her body may have been dumped is so strong not even aquaman could swim in it

she is shrimp bait

El Padrino said...

"i'd nut on her corpse."

the reason why your a champion

thejaywhite said...

just picked up josh bard..u guys think hes better than piazza as a catcher option

blue said...

a bard is a poet, not a catcher.

Corbin said...

Not at all JW. Piazza is going to get everyday AB's since he's DHing.

Corbin said...

most poets are catchers...or pitchers though right?

Dirk said...

heute Abend spiele ich um mich!

ToddPacker said...

i thought bard is the past tense of bar

(s)

Dirk said...

Wiesel sind schrecklich

El Padrino said...

bard cant catch knuckleballs

Dirk said...

Ich gehe Bälle tief in Manu

Dirk said...

wenn wir verlieren, töte ich, um den kaiser herabzumindern

Corbin said...

point illustrated dirk...

Dirk said...

Umdrehung ist ein Schwindel

Dirk said...

Deutsche "z" Weibchen!

El Padrino said...

dirk wants cheese with that whine

Dirk said...

Ich werde nicht bestritten.

El Padrino said...

MEIN KAMPF!

Dirk said...

ein deutscher z ist mein Geburtsrecht

El Padrino said...

are these real german words

if so i'm impressed

Dirk said...

Ich esse Käse aus dem Arschloch von avery

El Padrino said...

dont forget about me

isiah thomas said...

dirk is fired up, if he loses tonight he gets exposed as a fraud.

Padre Haterous said...

the engrish to err'man translator is getting quite a workout today.

TP, i think in 1830 B.O. (before oden) it was used that way.

ToddPacker said...

LOB and LOF have have a nice little burial plot next to the LOG

El Padrino said...

i'm taking my tie off

just not feeling it

isiah thomas said...

rev's recipe included tomato sauce....wtf....tomato sauce on a philly cheese steak?

blue said...

they were pizza subs, not cheesesteaks.

ToddPacker said...

i think is was some kind of hybrid cheese steak/pizza.... not sure why the recipe didn't include some sort of tastykake topping

blue said...

kate bosworth is beastly

isiah thomas said...

good call, didn't read the title

I still say you go with my recipe.

isiah thomas said...

RIP the mcnuggets

El Padrino said...

yea, pizza steaks of some sort

rev was trying to be "creative"

isiah thomas said...

steve blake....seriously....steve blake?

ToddPacker said...

time for das geschäftsessen

blue said...

i've done the steakums thing many a time

blue said...

blake better not be back with the team next year.

isiah thomas said...

I figured Rev's "pizza steak" recipe would be

Dump 3 pounds of Roast Beef lunch meet on top of a pizza. Eat. Call 9-1-1.

El Padrino said...

yours or if you take roast beef
like the cold cut

tro it in da fryin pan with peppers and onions for 7 minutes, let it turn steak grey, then put it on a toasted sub with the cheese of your pleasure you have a mighty fine cheesesteak

isiah thomas said...

steve blake drove to the right side of the lane then threw a very weak pass cross court right into the arms of Parker.

thejaywhite said...

bard batted cleanup last night..is batting 286 this season in 50 ABs..just came off the DL..last season he batted 330+ in 250ABs..hes the starting catcher for now...I could also play him over the big hurt at DH..

my lineups stacked..those are my two weakest spots..along with Teahan at 3B.....Im in 2nd..just tinkering with my lineup..and waiting for manny to be manny again

isiah thomas said...

the steve blake play happend with like a min left

thejaywhite said...

any of you guys watch trailer park boys or you no get that in usa/?

isiah thomas said...

steve blake + JR Smith = unemployment for Karl

El Padrino said...

trailer park boys

please advise

isiah thomas said...

the us was built on trailer park communities (at least in the south)

isiah thomas said...

I guess corbin's trade will go through the 2nd time around?

El Padrino said...

i like bangin trailer park girls

they try new things

thejaywhite said...

trailer park boys..is a fake documentary show in canada...it follows around some losers in a trailer park who keep goin to jail and tryin to set their life straight but continue to grow weed for their 'freedom 35'...

other low end crimes like stealing shopping carts from one mall and sellin them to the other.....etc...

its awesome

thejaywhite said...

and blake was bad last night..why he was on hte floor I dont know..just put up a shot..dont force passes to AI all the time

Padre Haterous said...

it rained last night. i parked my car outside. i even went out and turned it around so the rain would get the back side of the car (driveway=slight hill).

i was very, very trailer park. it made me guffaw though.

El Padrino said...

sounds interesting we dont get it in the "states"

Padre Haterous said...

blake is scared shitless by AI, its the troof.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Should Deke post Kate Bosworth's mom's address on the internets?

isiah thomas said...

Did Ben say she's beastly?

bikini pics

tem said...

Beastly? really, I didn't think so.

You all miss the beauty of the early lunch.

I just got back from lunch and now the rest of the people are leaving. I don't have to do any work whilst they are gone. Every day is at least a 2hr lunch for me.

Bards are definitely catchers.

I need a german translator.

tem said...

Wiesel sind schrecklich

I assume this means weasels are awful.

tem said...

35 cent wing day.

15 wings and a basket of cheese wedges later tem is in a food coma.

El Padrino said...

wow

35 cent wing day
talk about love

tem said...

el p, in NY it would be $1.35 wing day.

El Padrino said...

correct!

thejaywhite said...

love cheap wing nights.....go download a trailer park boys episode..youll like it..its in like season 5?? now..they just had a movie last summer ..released only in canada..the characters are canadian icons now..they routinely make public appearances..always in character...its agreat

isiah thomas said...

tem what time do you get to work?

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