Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Return of the Professional Heckler

-this just in.. LeBron is f*cking stoopid. like, mentally. (i'm sure his Wonderlic test would make VYoung look like Einstein. wait, then he'd be Young Einstein, and that doesnt help my point.) but also in the "i date a girl with a weave and i wear velvet clothing" type of word, he's stupid as well. his GAME is stoopid, yo! like real sick. (just incase you werent sure.) see ya in the conference finals, bitch.

-they gave a little love to detroit on SC. hope you whores see it. just how its all gwood in The D at the moment.. wings, shtones, tig's, and the shitty ball-licker lions ready to ruin a career after they let it show promise.. yet again, it is all good in the D. Rev, if youd like, i can go in-depth with how GOOD things are going.. just incase Why Not Us wants to know how it feels..

-i wish Ginobili wasnt so good, so it would make hating him easier. i hate him, i REALLY do. but got'tamn do i respekt his game. he plays hard and gets away with alot of shit. he's a flopping bitch-ass though, thats fo sho. but what happens? whats that end result? that ball goes in the basket. damn him.

-House of Payne on TNT... effing a, man. this shit doesnt look funny, and it never will. if you find it funny, i have pity on you. its a judgment call and im making it. is this commercial the TNT version of a Mellencamp commercial? Chevy = stop. TNT = stop. how many articles before Whitlock refers to the show as another case of "jiggabooing"? im putting the line at 3. now jiggaboo for me Whitlock. dance puppet, dance.

-so i was discussing the current niba playoffs with my friend earlier this evening (while getting a little blown out, so take that for what its worth), and i realized what baxketball (and sports as a whole) was missing. "professional hecklers". it seemed like back in the 80's there were alot more guys who did this. i remember watching segments on old hoops tv shows and the 'classic' players (the golden era lakers/celts/etc) would talk about the toughest places to play, and they'd always be able to come up with which city gave them the most shit. now sure, good average-fan hecklers are nice, but theres those certain guys that just were in their own league. guys that had a rapport with the players. the players knew to look for that shit, cause they knew maximum hassling would be brought. i think one of the more famous guys was in Washington back in the day. i could be wrong, but that old red Bullets arena keeps popping up. i know Jordan has talked about guys that gave him the most shit (of course everyone did), cause i remember seeing him on those shows.

-Craig Sager sucks ALOT of dick. like, you'd be surprised. seriously.

-If you like the Cosby Show and 2 Live Crew albums, youll like House of Payne, airing Sundays at 9! Check local listings!

-i'm glad they care more about doing their 'NBA on TNT' presentations with marv and the douchebags, but can ya get back to the game before play starts again? you suck ass. you suck almost as much ass as the NHL, making sure the television coverage doesnt help market the league as a "fighting league". in recent years its gotten worse and worse. and this year it blows ass even more. Sharks/Wings series was a perfect example. show me a effin SCRUM. let me see somebody smack somebody else in the mouth with a cheapshot. its part of the game. why does Big Brother feel the need to block these things? blow me, nhl. and everybody's said it, but damnit get off Versus, where even a FAN like me doesnt even think of while searching for some evening's entertainment. seriously, make that shit more accessible. i cant get it in my rotation unless there's other worthy content on that channel to make it a 'wheelhouse' channel. shit aint poppin up in my head, and that means it aint bumpin your ratings. even the WWL-Deuce would be nice. work on that.

time to sleep. hope the suns can pull away. (and it looks like the did. 20? is this the east?)

ok, i hate you all equally.


except barry bonds. i hate you MUCH more.

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El Padrino said...

i'm a great heckler believe it or not

THE CHAMP. said...

i think hecklers went away with the rising costs of seats. Plus they give all of the good front row seats away to celebrities or corporate sponsors. (see: brady quinn in cleveland)

And no one wants to cuss out lebron when they're sitting with a client. although if i was that client i would sign the contract on the spot.

ToddPacker said...

nice job by tem with the pod-diary

El Padrino said...

yes it was

and good point champ
corporate america

tem said...

People can't heckle anymore because it isn't PC. And you get dirty looks and asked to leave the arena.

Back in the day heckler could say whatever he wanted about Jordan's wife and nobody complained. Now if you tell Lebron that you want to plow his lady friend 5 people complain the the usher and then the usher and 4 of her security friends ask you to tone it down.

Ballgames are now "family" events. Even though they cost a family of 4 about $400 to attend.

ToddPacker said...

it's funny that tem mentioned jordan. he was involved in one of my best heckling stories.... a bunch of friends and i would always hit up a spring training games. these games are great for getting loaded and heckling because you’re so close to the action... one game i'll always remember was when jordan was attemping to play baseball... a buddy of mine (very loud and a big dude, like 6-5, 330 big)... anyway he's all over jordan... screaming things like about retiring from basketball, gambling, hookers and how bad he was in baseball... jordan Ks for the second time and my buddy is giving it to him good... it was like everyone quieted down just to hear this guy verbally abuse jordan and as jordan walks back to the dugout he looks up shakes his head and gives him the finger… jordan’s middle finger was like a foot long... my buddy went crazy and started making over the top jokes about jordan's wife, kids and dad and how he was going to kick his ass after the game… anyway security escorted us out.... good times

ToddPacker said...

wow.... go to rev's blog.... there is a picture from the wedding... wow... rev might have eaten the whole cake

El Padrino said...

nice story
i'm can get pretty bad at games myself but it's usually mostly entertaining to my section because i'm not that close to the action

sometimes i move out to a specific seat to be close to a third or first baseman or either corner outfielder and give it them all game

ToddPacker said...

spring training games are great because you are so close to the action...

ToddPacker said...

rev looks full

jugdish said...

What is rev wearing? His pajamas?

tem said...

It looks like he is wearing some traditional Indian garb.

I have some Indian friends and that resembles what they wore.

tem said...

Although, it really looks like they mixed the traditional Indian garb with US garb.

It's hard to tell though from just that one picture.

tem said...

Rev looks pretty much like his baby picture.

Except he must have gotten the Tat removed.

tem said...

I wonder if Los is in that picture.

I always imagine him as a very short small dude to Rev's big dude.

ToddPacker said...

"Except he must have gotten the Tat removed"

that made me laugh

tem said...

wow, early morning rev natural Z.


later today I will go for a WC natural Z.

ToddPacker said...

los had some pics on his blog... i think he's kind of a big dude too

ToddPacker said...

i could be wrong, though

El Padrino said...

that's alot of garb

tem said...

garb is a good word.

tem said...

RE: FH post

good post. house of payne looks retarded. and hockey shunning the fights is dumb.

El Padrino said...

faster now, hockey that is
i miss it

thejaywhite said...

HOW BOUT MY BOY BONES!!!!! only 10 more to go

thejaywhite said...

jordan would have kicked your friends ass .....and abuse about the guys wife, gambling, kids, dad is not funny....I like hearing witty comments at a game not abusive. If I was in the crowd and heard the over the top abusive about someones personal life Id say something to them....witty, funny about the sport is what I like to hear.

El Padrino said...

who the fuck is bones

El Padrino said...

barry?

blue said...

I take it Bones is Bonds...and making fun of players wives is hilarious...especially if the player is Doug Christie

thejaywhite said...

Bones is Bonds

and making fun of Christies wife is okay, because he brings it on himself with that stupid wave he gives her every 10 seconds on the court...but if a players wife isnt a celebrity and is basically shielded from the public or the player is going through some sort of divorce / infidelity problems, its off limits.

blue said...

to hell with that...if i'm close enough to heckle about a player's wife, i'm gettin my money's worth.

I tried to heckle Manu about his gay lover back home in Argentina...but i was too far away. The people in my section thought it was funny though.

jugdish said...

100% chance Blue doesn't heckle about a players wife, especially if he is close enough for the player to hear.

blue said...

I would heckle SG if I ever saw him at a clippers game...I don't know why i'd be in LA at a clips game, but if I was, he'd get heckled.

blue said...

"100% chance Blue doesn't heckle about a players wife, especially if he is close enough for the player to hear. "

I got to sit one game in the first row in my life, it was against the lakers 2 years ago, and I sure as hell heckled Kobe about being a rapist.

Now if I saw them out at a bar or something, no way. The only players I wouldn't mess with while a game is going on are Ron Ron and Stephen Jackson.

thejaywhite said...

blue, what if TJW was the bachelor and he was at a sports game with all the lovely ladies, would you heckle him?

jugdish said...

Let's hear some of your best Kode=rapist heckles...

blue said...

TJW doesn't even have to be the bachelor...if he was at the game, he'd get heckled by me.

thejaywhite said...

youre a bitch blue, Id love to see you at a game yelling your shit and kick your ass

ToddPacker said...

tjw has a soft side....nice

like i said we were booted when the comments got out of hand...

jordan v my friend... never would have come to that, but my buddy was a pretty good fighter... he was a juiced up bouncer at the time, now i think he's a personal trainer

tem said...

but blue doesn't go to little league games....

jugdish said...

Jordan travels with a posse...not good times.

blue said...

you also have to remember that Kobe was the most hated person by the state of colorado at the time. And there are no little kids down in the front rows.

The Great I Am said...

i forgot to mention this, but Mcnabb whining about the Beagles drafting that qb.. stfu.

this is why donovan will never be elite. elite players dont GAF about them drafting some scrub young guy at the same position. u think Favre gave a shit about Rodgers? nah, he stone-walled him like a true cornhusking gangsta.

u think any TRUE elite guy would be scared/bothered/even remotely interested? no. but mcnabb gets broken every single year, so how and why are u "surprised" or "shocked"? suck it up, you douche. (and your beard looks dumb).

thejaywhite said...

Ive bounced before, most other bouncers are extreme pussies, Ive been in 3 bouncers V close to ten guy situations, all because other bouncers are fucking pussies and pretend they dont see whats going on. Usually its the smaller bouncers orthe obviously juiced up ones that you have to look out for, the fat ones are usually just for show.

ToddPacker said...

tjw is too funny

blue said...

"youre a bitch blue, Id love to see you at a game yelling your shit and kick your ass "

uh oh, i've angered tjw by heckling him on LoV...

thejaywhite said...

if I was mcnabb (whom I hate)..I would not be threatened with the pick..I would just be mad they added talent to the bench and not field

jugdish said...

So you've seen Roadhouse too huh?

thejaywhite said...

I just dont like social abnormalities. Witty is funny, abusive is not. This is why I dont attend many live sport games. I really only go to baseball anymore

ToddPacker said...

"Witty is funny, abusive is not"

sometimes abusive is funny...

thejaywhite said...

OH YES..possibly my all time fave is back in the news!!

Henderson wants Rocket-like return
Posted: Wednesday May 09, 2007 06:44AM ET
Rickey Henderson, 48 years old, believes he can play and wishes to prove it. The Mets don't have any interest in letting Henderson - who is a special instructor with them - play in their minor league system.

blue said...

depends on what you're abusing...now would I go into Staples and talk shit about Kobe, or into SA and talk shit about Manu...no, i'm not stupid.

thejaywhite said...

agreed sometimes abusive can be funny..but yelling at jordan about his dead dad? and wife problems? cmon thats not funny

tem said...

Lack of a job is why you don't attend many live sports events.

ToddPacker said...

"agreed sometimes abusive can be funny..but yelling at jordan about his dead dad? and wife problems? cmon thats not funny"


i still laugh about

thejaywhite said...

if I was in the NFL there is noway i would go to voluntary mini camps..fuk that

ToddPacker said...

rickey can still play

blue said...

voluntary means..if you want to play on our team, you'll show up.

thejaywhite said...

lack of job.....see thats bordering on witty...good job...

but actually its cause I cant stand having to get up to let people go, hate the common class, hate the bathroom lineups, etc...plus I like being able to check other boxscores and games and channels as I please

jugdish said...

"voluntary means..if you want to play on our team, you'll show up."


...and if not, you can live in your mom's basement.

thejaywhite said...

rickey could still hit 235 with 25 SBs in limited playing time

and when saying I woudlnt attend the camps Im assuming Im #1 on the depth chart...I would go if they gave me a huge tax reciept for showing up...it is voluntary right I should be able to right it off

blue said...

and a lot of the players have incentive bonuses that if they show up to all the "voluntary" workouts, they get a small chunk of change. At least that's how it works here, and last year they had all but one guy for all the voluntary workouts.

tem said...

I don't think Rickey could steal 25 bases at his age.

I think he has lost a step or 2 and I don't think he would be on base in stealing situations enough to get that many.

I doubt Rickey at 48 gets the green light to steal whenever he wants.

thejaywhite said...

rickey could take 25 in 70 games or so. With the art of base stealing dropping, most teams dont carry catchers with big arms, and pitchers dont check off runners nearly as much. Most catchers are there for their bat or pitch calling

blue said...

this is where corbin or weazy would come in handy

tem said...

I don't think the Mets manager would let him steal that much.

ToddPacker said...

rickey could steal 25 bases with enough ABs... he stole 25 at age 42 with about 380 ABs

blue said...

didn't rickey try a comeback two years ago and fail miserably? Now that he can't use PED's what chance does he have?

tem said...

yeah 6 years ago.

tem said...

This is just crazy talk.

ToddPacker said...

i still think rickey would make a great pinch hitter/ bench guy.... the problem is he a little crazy and teams will deal with a crazy every day player, but not a crazy bench player

thejaywhite said...

rickey didnt try a comeback..noone would take him..he wanted the A's and the A's fans really wanted him but Beane preferred to use the roster spot on a young kid. He then played half a season with the dodgers then mets then hung em up.

I also dont think rickey did PEDs. if he did, he is so stupid he would probably come out and admit it just to get in the media again. I really like rickey. Hes a natural talent

blue said...

from wiki:

"On May 9, 2005, Rickey signed with the San Diego Surf Dawgs of the Golden Baseball League, a Class-A independent league. This was the SurfDawgs' and the Golden Baseball League's inaugural season and Henderson helped the SurfDawgs to the league championship. In 73 games he had a .456 obp, 73 walks while striking out 43 times, and 16 steals while being caught only twice"

If he only had 16 steals agains Class-A players, there is no way he's getting 25 in MLB

thejaywhite said...

rickeys a good clubhouse guy...noones ever complained about him..hes just unintelligent and a comic relief type of guy...never aa bad clubhouse guy.everyone loves him

thejaywhite said...

minor league seasons are much shorter than MLB..as you see there he signed may 9...season ends pre sept as well

blue said...

he played in 73 games...that's more then enough, to get 25 steals.

blue said...

I like Rickey, but if he still had Major league talent, he'd still be playing in MLB.

El Padrino said...

Rickey says Rickey can play.
Let Rickey play. Just not with the Mets. If I were the Royals, why not. It will sell some tickets.

blue said...

Brit in bra and bad wig.

Spaceman Spiff said...

happy hour is good

thejaywhite said...

thats an old brit photo..from one of her shows a week ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Paris Hilton was photographed YESTERDAY once again driving, even though her license is still suspended and just 5 days after she was sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving on a suspended license"

yes, she is that stupid. i would not mind seeing her deceased

blue said...

Paris' mom is trying to figure out how they can profit the most by her jail term. Talking to people about reality shows, before and after interviews...it's pretty ridiculous.

The Great I Am said...

i need to hear some quality heckles..

thejaywhite said...

Wonder how much money paris is going to pay to the alpha female of the jail to protect her

The Great I Am said...

tjw is bringin the funnay today..

first about domestic heckling being 'off limits', then outrageous ricky claims, now alpha female... nice.

Spaceman Spiff said...

charlie frye is SHOCKED the browns drafted a QB

shocked

thejaywhite said...

I like C fry...but Im still wounded from a gambling loss when he threw that pick in the end zone

thejaywhite said...

Im debating changing my gym time from mid afternoon to say 7pm...I figure theres more girls there, plus I wanna find a mens league soccer team to play on for the summer...

only problem is Ill be running a tight ship to return for prime time tv shows

Spaceman Spiff said...

i remember that TJW, i won money, he saved me, against the ravens right?

isiah thomas said...

woo woo

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE.

isiah thomas said...

re: Rev's pic on his blog

Is he wearing a dead python around his neck?

thejaywhite said...

no hes wearing that thing that all the pussy cat dolls wear...a boaa?

isiah thomas said...

FH : the Bullets old place was called the Capital Centre and the heckler was some lawyer named Robin something.

thejaywhite said...

see he was a funny heckler..he didnt swear he wasnt intrusive..he would just heckle guys for their playing weight, statistics, etc...

isiah thomas said...

pussy ass nba

thejaywhite said...

I hate whenever I go up to take a shower my dad comes down and turns off the TV, stereo, and lights

El Padrino said...

HGH, clap, clap, clap-clap-clap


is a good one when bonds is at-bat

thejaywhite said...

its a real pet peeve of mine

thejaywhite said...

why is that a good one EL P..cause hes black?

do you do it when giambi comes up? or when clemens is on the mound? or any baseball player?

blue said...

I hate it when my dad shuts off the tv and stereo too...oh no i don't, because I don't have that problem.

thejaywhite said...

I love BArkley thats great...

El Padrino said...

yeah it's because he's black
ass

actually i never did it to bonds because i never saw him at shea
but i did do it to pujols

isiah thomas said...

tjw when will the bachelor make their decision? You'd think not having a job would pretty much eliminate you from consideration right?

El Padrino said...

and Ryan Howard
which is unfair but that's irrelavent

isiah thomas said...

did anyone hear Magic punk the shit out of Dirk last night?

El Padrino said...

i was screaming at miggy cabrera last time that he was eating hot dogs in the dugout

i also asked him if he wanted me to get him some ice cream

the point, he looks really fat and out of shape

thejaywhite said...

I dropped out of the bach yesterday...I do have a job..I just never answer the phone..I supply teach..I wil be a fulltime teacher in the fall with my own class room, so I told them Id like to be considered again then...I said it was just poor timing and they understood and said apply again if Im ever interested...

when I applied..I didnt think the turn around would be so quick and I assumed I would have my job by the time it began..but they contacted me less than a week later and said filming would begin in 2 months...so naturally the whole job thing would be a hickup

Iam what I am said...

"..whose heckling of opposing players forced the NBA to change its rules on fan behavior."

once again, fuck the niba.

thejaywhite said...

is that the point El P..or is it cause hes latino and you think he should be your slave and go get your food for you like some sort of dog?

El Padrino said...

tjw = al sharpton?

isiah thomas said...

I made a comment a week or so ago, Cabrera has been eating...a lot.

Dood looks really fat.

isiah thomas said...

tjsharpton

isiah thomas said...

Imus should apologize to cabrera.

isiah thomas said...

did we ever bring up the story about the NJ govenor?

He was on his way to sit in on the Imus/Rutgers team meeting and got into a near fatal auto wreck.

Serves him right for sticking his nose where it didn't belong.

isiah thomas said...

1/2 and 1/2 premature z!

isiah thomas said...

is that the point El P..or is it cause hes latino and you think he should be your slave and go get your food for you like some sort of dog?


no no no, tjw....

Latino's clean house....or mow your lawn, they're not butler/servant material.

El Padrino said...

i think we touched on that

not wearing a seat belt, gettin killed for that, people want him charged with some sort of seatbelt law crime thing

i say anything is better than having a fag governor

Iam what I am said...

get my drink, bitch.


(but only if youre latino or black)

Iam what I am said...

i think asians could do linens.. i would rock the latino on the lawn, asian on the sheets, and a fat black lady in a maid outfit to cook my meals.

jumbalaya!

Iam what I am said...

*not a tight freaky-sexy maid outfit.. just a general "im taking care of the kids and dusting every now and then before i make your spicy food" type outfit.

Iam what I am said...

Imus zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

thejaywhite said...

hey im all for stereo type humor...just dont pick on my bones..he gets an unfair go by everyone..who cares if he juiced..everyone else was too and so were the pitchers..so its not like he was playing against clean pitchers..he was the best player of the 87-98 era..along with griffey..and hes the best since...to me hes proven to be the best ever..youre judged against your era, since everyone in your era is under similar circumstances...and in this era that circumstance happens to be big muscles and small testicles

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone needs to tell cabrera hes not a pitcher, only people like bartolo can balloon

tem said...

Lunch was cheap today.

tem said...

tjw bachelor stuff is hilarious.

i'm not sure which is more outrageous. his bachelor BS stories or Ricky stealing 25 bases at 48yrs old.

thejaywhite said...

BTW..I could steal 130 bases in the MLB if I was put on 1st once a game as a pinch runner and given the green light

thejaywhite said...

Mom bought some awful bread this time..too big, breaks apart on my PnB sandwiches

thejaywhite said...

fuck..just got another wedding invite..I was hoping this one would fall on the same date as another so that I could use that excuse...shit

Keith S said...

“When K-Fed heard Britney and Howie had a sleepover at her house, everyone wanted to know about it,” a source tells the new issue of Star. “He lit up a cigarette and said he guessed you have to head to the dump to find trash, referring to how Brit and Howie met while in rehab.”

Umm, hi kettle, this is pot. You're black.

El Padrino said...

"BTW..I could steal 130 bases in the MLB if I was put on 1st once a game as a pinch runner and given the green light"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yea, and I'm the queen of England

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Iam what I am said...

kings of comedy tour up in this bitch today.

however with tjw being the caucasian sensation that he is, i dont think they'd let him in.

thejaywhite said...

ACTUALLY believe it or not..my nickname back in the day doing track and field was the caucasian sensation..If I was in MLB, I would be top 3-5 quickest guys in the league.

thejaywhite said...

WOW..Entourage is premiering a new season June 17!!!..that is so wicked!...

Iam what I am said...

i run a 3.4/40.

El Padrino said...

so jaywhite is saying he's faster than everyone else other than

jose reyes
carl crawford
jaun pierre
ichiro
and let's say dave roberts

that is fine humor my friend
what a clown you are

tem said...

a 3.4 40?

wow, this has gone from comical to sad.

such a fine line...

Iam what I am said...

howmuchyabench?

blue said...

3.4/40 is faster then world class

4.2/40's are considered world class..


TJW is universe class

blue said...

oh, it's probably the metric conversion thing...since 40meters equals roughly 32 yards.

blue said...

problem is the basepaths are 90 feet, not 90 centimeters.

thejaywhite said...

Id crush Ichiro..probably the fastest ball player ever would of been between Deion and shit who was that CF who played for the tigers and the mets..he batted about 220..his name escapes me right now...3.4 is impossible...I ran a 4.19 40yard before on a track in track spikes..when ben johnson ran 9.79..he was a 4.18 at the 40m mark which is 44 yeards

thejaywhite said...

Darren Lewis might have been the kids name Im thinking of

blue said...

I ran a 4.4/40 in hikeschool during basketball conditioning...of course we were cheating and only running 35 yards, but the coaches didn't know.

isiah thomas said...

did TJW miss the Canadian track-n-field olympic trials bc he was dropping bitches off at 7-11's?

Spaceman Spiff said...

this is getting ridiculous

isiah thomas said...

when ben johnson ran 9.79..he was a 4.18 at the 40m mark which is 44 yeards

and he lost a few tenths bc of the hyperdermic needle sticking out of his ass.

impressive.

Tyler said...

TJW needs to sit the next few out...

Spaceman Spiff said...

TJW is basically saying he could run as fast as a roided ben johnson at one point

isiah thomas said...

I ran a mean and lean 50 yd dash in 3rd grade.

paste eaters couldn't see me.

tem said...

FYI for all:

40 yards is 120 feet.

120 feet is 36.58 meters

40 meters is 131.23 feet

131.23 feet is 43.74 yards.

isiah thomas said...

from potential Olympic hero to substitute-substitute teacher....

someone get Ron Howard and Russell Crowe on the phone....I smell oscar, and I ain't talking baloney!

El Padrino said...

beyond ridiculous

tem said...

and yes tjw BS is about 10 feet deep.

thejaywhite said...

No I said I would be approximately 4m behind Ben at the 40m mark...which would work out to losing to him by 10m in a 100m..which is about dead on

blue said...

i think roid rage has caught up with mr. TJW

thejaywhite said...

I dont see what the big deal is here..Im not saying Im that fast..Im saying MLB guys are slow..my best 100m ever was a 10.81

isiah thomas said...

*potential movie quotes

Principal : "What's your name substitute-substitute?"

Russell Crowe as TJW : *turns back on principal

Principal : "Don't turn your back on me, what's your name!"

RC : *slowly turning

"My name is....TJW! I am the substitute-substitute teacher for this 2nd grade art class, and commander of all creative arts subtitute-substitute teachers in this school district!"

Principal : *shrugs shoulders and walks away

blue said...

Ben Johnson =40M=4.18

TJW=36.576M=4.19

that makes more sense..the conversions were killing me

blue said...

tem-

since i forgot to mention it....

outstanding job on the pod-diary...i'm sure your ears were bleeding, but it was worth it.

tem said...

i nearly died.

Tyler said...

Firestorm 2007! Catch the fever! This was like 4-5 miles away from my apartment.

Keith S said...

How many kilometers is that?

Tyler said...

Also, more kudos on that diary, Tem. You should take a few vacation days to recover.

Tyler said...

There was one part in that podcast where SG pitched a trade to Stein that was basically Celtics pick (if they get the #2) and scrubs to Phoenix for Marion and Barbosa. Stein laughed at him. I thought it was funny too.

thejaywhite said...

5 miles = 5 x 1.6 = 8km

thejaywhite said...

YES MY BOY JC is in the news again!!

El Padrino said...

i read that this am tyler, i guess the park is all but gone now

thejaywhite said...

JC-calling schilling a loser, a liar, fraud, and a juice pig

tem said...

JC Chavez?

thejaywhite said...

JC=jose canseco

Iam what I am said...


The Substitute?


my favorite part of that movie is when some mexican kid in the back of the classroom sticks his middle finger in his mouth.. slowly pulls it out, then flips the teacher the bird.

think ron howard could add that as an homage?

Iam what I am said...

wow, a boy band reference

thejaywhite said...

alright..I cant possibly hold out to workout at night...I gotta go now..back in an hour

Tyler said...

I don't know if it got to the park or not. It was mainly in the forest section of the hills. A lot of the houses that are up there got burnt down though. And I don't think the Observatory got touched at all. They just reopened it after renovating for like five years. I think it's almost out, but they have the freeway interchange that I take shut down in all directions, so that was fun.

El Padrino said...

bullshit exits stage left

tem said...

when tjw says he has to go workout does he mean go read daddy's playboys?

ebntx said...

tjw, way back when you told us you were a long distance runner. now you are telling us that you have world class sprinters speed?

El Padrino said...

who sets all these fires there

i feel like everytime i look up there is a forest fire in cali

is smokey the bear really an arsonist?

ebntx said...

tem i think it means his computer lab is over and it is time for recess.

Tyler said...

The Substitute is a quality bad flick. The Substitute II is quite possibly just as bad/good but it doesn't have the "star power" of Tom Berenger.

Tyler said...

It was made 10+ years ago, so it's high time for a remake. TJW should try out if they have an open casting call.

El Padrino said...

i loved that substitute movie

wasnt that marc anthony as the villian

another bad movie that is awesome is Only the Strong

pannnaa nah way
pannnaa nah way for mon

Tyler said...

El P - they're saying it wasn't arson for right now. It was like in the 60s and then all of the sudden it was like 95 degrees and windy, so it might have just been natural.

Tyler said...

Yes, you're right on, Marc Anthony was the high school punk. Also, Ernie Hudson (he's in like every good bad movie ever made) was the principal. It also had Luis Guzman.

El Padrino said...

i like when they killed the skinny black guy with the dreads

the same guy from speed, when keanu ganked him for his whip

El Padrino said...

Only the Srtong

ToddPacker said...

tjw is taking it to the next level

El Padrino said...

the bitch that was Tom B's love interest was also the russian agent in JACKAL with Bruce Willis

she was also in Heat i think

Tyler said...

I'm gonna have to rent that one. Like this weekend.

jugdish said...

He's got a lot of potential for someone living in his mom's basement.

Aren't kids who live in the basement usually chained up?

El Padrino said...

pannnaa nah way
pannnaa nah way for mon

tyler you'll get this when you see it

Spaceman Spiff said...

haha, the "commissioner" is in that movie

El Padrino said...

i can't wait for tjw to come back and tell us he just bench pressed a live gorilla

isiah thomas said...

I just checked out Shammy's blog and he wrote up analysis about the Suns/Spurs series.....he kept referring to how the games were AT SAN ANTONIO.

He put some sort of correction up and finally admitted he didn't watch either game. HAHAHHHAHAHHAAHAHAH

what a fraud.

isiah thomas said...

*2 gorilla's EP.

isiah thomas said...

ahahahahahaah clean the toilet with your tongue boy

god bless our correctional facilities

El Padrino said...

i love jail

Spaceman Spiff said...

WTF, didnt watch either game?how can you be a sports blogger?

brings "SHAM-HOFF" up to a different level.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, lay a "sham-hoff" over there for old times sake

isiah thomas said...

I thought about it spiffer.

I skipped over the comments to see if anyone noticed and only a few did.

Most of them were having some dumbass debate about the baseball HOF. Of course cumfag was in the middle of it.

To my surprise some of my hatred for DS and the lemmings subsided bc they're just too pathetic and they don't realize it.

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