Wednesday, May 30, 2007

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ToddPacker said...

nice

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I just realized that I can't work just 3 days a week and make over 50K a year.

Damn.

ebntx said...

freak, become a canadian teacher.

ebntx said...

iam this post must have taken you all night to write.

thejaywhite said...

have to shave that pussy hair off your face if you want to work in canada

isiah thomas said...

FH - great work.

Beth said...

TP, I have to admit I'm disappointed in your first comment. After iam's subtle but thought-provoking entry of just "post", at least the first comment needed to just be the one word of "comment".

tem said...

beth comments at a level above everyone here.

tem said...

Also, today on the radio there was a news thing about a study of 4 and 5 day old babies. apparently they can tell the differences between languages, recognize their native toungue, read lips and tell what language someone is speaking, and all sorts of other shit.

Who the fuck funds this study? Who the fuck does this sutdy?
Who the fuck cares?

FUCK THAT STUDY AND EVERYONE INVOLVED.

tem said...

freak if you want to make good coin and not work you need to become the Mel Kiper Jr. of the WNBA draft.

You'd be on TV about 5 times and nobody would ever bother to fact check you. So you could do about one week of looking at college standings, stats to see who is good, do your 5 shows, and collect your check.

tem said...

and just for the hell of it I am going for the many many worded Z. I actually dislike it when the 4th comment is just saying that you got a z. That cheapens the z. It needs to be 4 solid comments, then the 5th can be you bragging about your Z.

When is Spiff getting back?

I will probably do the tem pod diary today. I just need to hold off TPS for awhile 1st.

ToddPacker said...

"TP, I have to admit I'm disappointed in your first comment. After iam's subtle but thought-provoking entry of just "post", at least the first comment needed to just be the one word of "comment"."


you're right, beth... i failed

Beth said...

Don't worry TP, the Mets are still kicking everyone's ass and the Braves are sinking further and further. So you still win in the end... :-)

ToddPacker said...

last night was great... double balks by armando and than a walk off HR

ToddPacker said...

yea beth braves better was out for the phils taking over the #2 spot

Beth said...

While for the Braves, not only do they lose but Smoltz may be hurt, although he says he shouldn't miss a start.

ToddPacker said...

watch out not was out.... hungover typo

Beth said...

BTW Tem, when you said "beth comments at a level above everyone here" you totally forgot the (s).

tem said...

Those balks were awesome last night.

Unless you are a giants fan.

tem said...

see there ya go again.

a cut above the rest.

tem said...

I know I got to work early/on time but did TPS attack everyone Indepenence Day style today?

ebntx said...

tps shitstorm 7 day outlook not good. clear skies for now.

El Padrino said...

sorry im late
tps is acting ike a woman scorned this mornin

whore

El Padrino said...

last night's met game in a word is magnificent

Beth said...

I wonder if Canadian teachers ever get TPS shitstorms...

Iam what i aint said...

we need the calculation in canadian tps though, please.

Iam what i aint said...

i was gonna edit, but since today's pukewarmness is such a fan fave, i think i'll let it stay.

Iam what i aint said...

get yer dancin shoes on

Iam what i aint said...

little slap and tickle, gimme that early mornin' stomp on EP and TP zizzle.

Iam what i aint said...

and beth can taste some of the backhand too, since her newfound office job leaves her free in the morn'

Iam what i aint said...

trying to stretch it out.. dont get thrown out at home...

Iam what i aint said...

SAFE!

THE CHAMP. said...

eff lebron.

chauncey needs to step up soon, he's killin the 'stons.

THE CHAMP. said...

champ ended Iam's killing spree

El Padrino said...

maracon

El Padrino said...

donde es la bibloteca?

El Padrino said...

como se llame?

Mi nombre es El Padrino

El Padrino said...

Como esta usted?

Muy bien!

tem said...

balk

El Padrino said...

yankees 14.5 out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

Aaron Hill's SB of home was dirty good last night

Iam what i aint said...

is that the spanish harlem z?

ebntx said...

correct spellings for elp

biblioteca

marícon

El Padrino said...

Goodbye braves:

it was nice but while you've won 6 of 9 against the Mets you failed to realize there are 15 other teams in the National League that you also need to beat.

Regards.

ToddPacker said...

"yankees 14.5 out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"



i just posted that exact comment on my money baseball league message board.... lots of yankee fans in that league.... they go right to the past tense arguments... rattling off ws numbers and crap....

El Padrino said...

eb i must have spelt them wrong

El Padrino said...

that arguement is pretty much the sole reason why I could choke any yankee fan that says that

it's asinine, espeacially when a younger guy says it considering most of those 26 titles were before thier parents were born

aggravating

El Padrino said...

nice temrant earlier

ebntx said...

thats ok, i disgraced myself by bringing it up.

traigo vergüenza a mi familia.

blue said...

I don't think I like LeBron...he annoys me. What was with his little "pose" after his 'oop last night? And the talcum powder thing is so worn out and unoriginal. I'm tired of how he acts like he's "owed" something when he's on the court. He may be the most immature player in the league.

blue said...

EP-
I'd appreciate it if you could start some sort of rumor that would get people buying retail company stocks again so the prices will go back up.

Iam what i aint said...

Bron has the "act as if" thing on lockdown.

blue said...

break up the rockies...seven wins in a row...longest streak in 11 years or something....woohoo

THE CHAMP. said...

global icon

El Padrino said...

retail company stocks are dogs, no one will believe me

Iam joanna kerns said...

interplanetary icon

THE CHAMP. said...

i read that 50cent made $400MM off the vitamin water sale. they said he bought 10% in the company as soon as it came out awhile ago.

that's a good finance guy.

blue said...

yeah, but fitty will have to pay like 60% of that in taxes, so he'll really only take home 160MM...(s)

tem said...

I need to buy something that makes 400M$

tem said...

If only he was Candian.

(S)

blue said...

don't do it tem

tem said...

note the capital S for emphasis.

tem said...

OK, blue, you talked me out of it.

tem said...

FUCK THAT STUDY AND EVERYONE INVOLVED. except maybe the babies. they are innocent.

blue said...

my uncle has bought all those "make a million dollars" videos and "work from home" videos. He doesn't have a million dollars or work from home still. I think I should make some of those videos.

El Padrino said...

david wright too, made a cool 25MM off 2% or 1% ownership

THE CHAMP. said...

if i made $400MM i'd put it in some off shore account and never step foot in the US again.

El Padrino said...

i wanna sell tupperware like my Uncle Rico

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I have to work with VHS crap today.

Not excited in the least about that.

THE CHAMP. said...

Vitamin Water is getting pimped by a lot of celebrities too. I've seen it on a couple of episodes of cribs lately.

tem said...

I'd buy a book full of pictures of squirrels and racoons playing beer pong.

tem said...

so you could market that.

or may the pee heads or whatever we decided those things should be called.

THE CHAMP. said...

EP, i'll take the 24 piece set.

i think i can break it with my bare hands.

ToddPacker said...

uncle rico had a cannon of an arm

blue said...

I bet I can back this van over it and it won't break...the tupperware that is

tem said...

Also I decided that urinals should have a device attached to them that is like the water gun thing at the county fair.

Your piss stream moves your horse across the bathroom wall. you could race other people. it'd be huge in nebraska.

or in a strip club instead of the horse racing across a wall it could just be a chick losing her clothes like those pens you turn upside down.

blue said...

back in '82 Uncle Rico could throw a football a quarter mile

ToddPacker said...

tps is not happy about being ignored

El Padrino said...

Try it champ, try breaking it with your bare hands. Go ahead.

El Padrino said...

tem other than my footlong mozzarela idea, your carnival urinal idea is magic.

El Padrino said...

i've been rocking vitamin water for about 4 years now, good stuff

El Padrino said...

and i understand it's been mentioned but drew gooden's nappy tail is really disgusting

El Padrino said...

looks like he has a damn vagina on the back of his neck, maybe he is covering up a Matrix hole?

tem said...

I did not even know that vitamin water was that old.

I feel left out.

tem said...

he's covering the hole that bron bron fucks him in.

so i guess it is a vagina on his head.

ebntx said...

gallo is chatting today.

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm with you tem, I thought it came out like 6 months ago.

Iam joanna kerns said...

vitamin water has alot of sugar.

tem said...

Footlong mozzerella?

Please advise.

tem said...

Sugar is a vitamin.

tem said...

(s)

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

Any suggestions for lunch?

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

i second the thought that the 1ft mozza and piss-racing are brilliant ideas.

EP, pick me up 10,000 shares of each.

tem said...

I don't know, but I am hungry.

The morning is A LOT longer when you get here on time.

El Padrino said...

Tem i am in the prelimnary stages of building a appetizer that will be called "The Footlong Mozzarela Stick". It will be a whole foot long. It will be breaded and fried and served with, your choice of spicy marinara sauce or regular marinara sauce. It will be heavenly. It's the way of the future.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Weazy, your boy Rolen to the Dodgers?

tem said...

I want the footlong mozza for lunch.

blue said...

I think if there was a way to make a pizza that you could cook in the microwave, it would make millions

Beth said...

ElP, you can be like most guys and make it a 7-inch mozza and just tell people it's a foot long. :-)

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I think my tongue is falling asleep.

Very weird sensation.

tem said...

i knew beth would make the first penis joke re: footlong mozza.

Beth said...

And iam, I like the evolution from "iam what i aint" to "iam joanna kerns" to "iam joanna kerns' lova". I can't wait to see what's next. :-)

Beth said...

Tem, somebody had to and I figured the guys on here wouldn't.

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

yeah, i didnt know if the lova would fit at first, but i was ok with letting out my feminine side for the day..

im sure theres more evolving to come..

blue said...

I can't wait for spiff to get here so we can ridicule him about interviewing a "real world" person on a sports website.

thejaywhite said...

lunch fuk im just waking up

blue said...

wait a second...when did sheryl crow have a baby? Did I fall asleep for 10 months? Who is the father...i'm so distraught.

THE CHAMP. said...

Crow had a baby?

ebntx said...

she adopted the baby from the angie jolie adoption agency. oh never mind, that baby is white.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck you bill

Beth said...

Sheryl Crow baby info.

El Padrino said...

sheryl crow is a ball of shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would like to see sheryl crow use just one square of toilet paper to wipe that baby's ass, good luck.

thejaywhite said...

NBA rumors..sign and trade..rashard lewis to knicks for Crawford and robinson..how does seattle benefit by this?..id rather let lewis go for nothing than take junk contracts...the only benificiary here is lewis getting more money...

and zach randolph to the celts for the 5 and ratliff..again why would the celts do this..the 5 is worth more than randolph..atleast make them take all your bad contracts or get a future 1st thrown in

El Padrino said...

Mr. Met parties hard

tem said...

2 week old babies can't determine whether or not people are speaking their native language.

only 4 or 5 day old babies.

FUCK THAT STUDY.

tem said...

What about the one where the bucks trade redd and their number one to portland for their number one and some junk???

El Padrino said...

hahaha
buck trade = good times

tem said...

poor kid is going to hungry half the time.

ToddPacker said...

mr met used have a bad coke habbit

Beth said...

"poor kid is going to hungry half the time"

And Tem you jokingly said I was the one who commented a level above everyone else here. The above comment represents all that is good about LOV - it's tasteless but funny as hell. Hell, it's even got a missing word to keep it at D-

:-)

blue said...

sometimes tem is too witty for his own good.

ebntx said...

elp when you your baby turns one you should have mr met come by.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

i think i will either him or one of those backyardigans

maybe pablo

blue said...

one of our neighbors had a party this last weekend with one of those inflatable castles. They wouldn't let me go in it.

Mills said...

Meiz --

Rolen to the dodgers has been bantied around.

1) He and TLR have been at odds.
2) We suck.
3) He has a decent (11-12$ mil a year) contract for about 2-3 more years.
4) Dodgers have young guns to send back to us (ie. LaRoche and some change).

thejaywhite said...

I have a dodger on my fantasy teamm...andre ethier...I hate him..hes just good enough to play all the time cause he hits 280..but he gets no rbis, runs, homers, sbs...i picked up this willits kid from LAA..somehow he was still available..I also picked up a catcher from pitts..routins..who has been out with a concussion since i picked him up..luckily my team is so strong..im holding onto 1st playing without a catcher since piazza went down (bard did more harm than good)...harden should be back soon too

Mills said...

"and zach randolph to the celts for the 5 and ratliff..again why would the celts do this..the 5 is worth more than randolph.."

this is just patently wrong. Randolph is WAYYY better than the 5th pick in the draft. 20/10 at PF in the East? How does that not help Paul Pierce?

Mills said...

anybody link up the a-rod pics? is this lady top 50 material?

blue said...

NFW

thejaywhite said...

zach aint worth a 5th pick..im a big ZR fan as hes a spartan but..hes not worth the 5 he brings such cancer to the locker room..all he does is put up fantasy stats..he doesnt actually contribute to the game..his pts are all put backs and garbage....

plus Al J plays the exact same style..so you need someone who actually creates their own offense if youre trading that pick

isiah thomas said...

If the model boat comes with the 16 piece set I'll take it.

I want that boat.

blue said...

TJW-

Do you watch basketball? even a little bit? Ze-bo is one of the most talented offensive post players in the league. And that's playing against the stud PF of the west. I agree he's a cancer, and probably not a great fit with Al Jefferson, but don't tell me that he's not a scorer.

thejaywhite said...

hey I think he is a scorer..I just dont think he creates his own chances..his pts are points that 25 other players in the league could get if given the chance...it would be like saying eddy curry is worth the 5 pick

JFreak the legend of thundercunt said...

I'm out.

ebntx said...

of the closet?

blue said...

the guys at shanoff's blog love to play the "and then" trade scenarios game

Mills said...

tjw -

zr doesn't need to create his own shots with pp already in place. further, rondo can break down the lane and dish off for a 2 fter 50% of the time.

ebntx said...

pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

..and then Bassy will light up the court the rest of the time.

blue said...

a center/pf never "creates" their own shot. You have to be passed the ball in the post. Zebo has great post moves, he's a very fundamentally sound offensive player. I'd like for anyone to name me 5 players better offensively in the post than him.

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

"Yoko Ono, another guest on the show, also tried the (dog) meat."

'She reflected between bites.. "Had better. Need mor sart."'

blue said...

I thought Yoko was a vegan

THE CHAMP. said...

RE: Gray poopon

hasn't that guy ever eaten chinese?

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

bill russell
akeem
wilt
big red
george mikan.


eat it, blue.

Spaceman Spiff said...

randolph wont pass the ball back is the only thing, but yea, he'd be even better in the east since he already owns the likes of elton brand

Mills said...

Blue -

I agree with your point, but for shits and giggles...

TD
KG
Boozer
Elton Brand
Bosh

NOT Dirk, NOT Amare, NOT Jamison

thejaywhite said...

truly elite 4,5s that are worth a top 5 pick in a good draft...create their own points....see young webber, young kemp type of players..

Zach is like, curry, al jeff, brand, and since Al is already on the team..theres no need for zach at all..

if you take him..you get more than just him for that 5 pick

blue said...

iam destroyed my theory

thejaywhite said...

bosh, kg, duncan create their own shots..

El Padrino said...

big red = bill walton right?

blue said...

Bosh is not a better "post" player, he faces up and takes guys off the dribble from the wing.

El Padrino said...

i dont think duncan creates his own shot, i dont even think he can dribble the ball when facing the basket

Mills said...

tjw --

you are an idiot.

brand and randolph are BOTH worth the 5 pick in the draft.

you apparently are better than 20/10 guys at the 4? What more do you want.

What do you think the chinese guy is going to give you?

blue said...

duncan doesn't create his own shot anymore then Zach does. I agree that Duncan is a much much better post player than Zach.

blue said...

we should ask spiff, as he's the biggest celtics fan. Either that or email SG, either way it's the same thing.

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

i'd trade a bag of lucky rabbit's feet for ching ming 7 footer.

speaking of which, anybody see that commercial where theyre reattaching rabbits feet? rabbits in rehab.. it makes me chuckle heartily.

blue said...

randolph is not good defensively, that's where you can say he's lacking, but scoring, he's very very good at.

thejaywhite said...

brand is worth the 5..cause he doesnt come with the added baggage...and he is a bit better than randolph..he brings more to the game than just points..and for the record i think zach has better offense than elton...

-plus eltons salary isnt as bad

-you say bosh only beats people off the dribble..well that is what creating your own shot is.

-duncan also creates his own shot..the whole offense is run through him..its hard to do more than post up when the teams try to make you never touch the ball or double you when you do no matter where you are..duncan blows by other 4,5s when hes single D'd

El Padrino said...

i'm throwing out the the tyler bat signal

El Padrino said...

"the whole offense is run through him"

this i agree with but creating your own shot and getting any shot you want in the post are two different things

duncan is great becasue of the latter, not because he can create his own shot

thejaywhite said...

the only way I would make the trade with portland is if they took both theo and wallys contracts

blue said...

Duncan didn't blow by Nene

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

TD is a King of Glass

Mills said...

i will take blue's analysis (even though I disagree with him re: Bosh having a back to the basket game.) over tyler's any day.

though i will agree, not many guys can play with their back to the basket anymore. sad. cuz it really can be sweet offense when you have that true threat down there to draw the doubles and triples.

blue said...

"-you say bosh only beats people off the dribble..well that is what creating your own shot is."

the point is, Bosh isn't a throw the ball into the post and let him score player. He comes out onto the wing to recieve the ball. He's not a post player, he's like Amare Stoudamire with less athleticism and a better jump shot.

thejaywhite said...

nene is a very good defender..and some guys just have other guys numbers...tim adjusted and they came out on top..thats what makes him so great..zach would continue to just throw it up at a 30% effectiveness and cost his team the series

Mills said...

see -- i don't see Amare as a low post player. I see him as a fast break type of guy.

Howard is a post player, but he isn't the scorer that randolph is yet. he will be though...

thejaywhite said...

blue you need t owatch more raptors games...bosh is awesome..although I will admit hes more 3-4 than a 4-5 player..thats just because hes more often guarded by a larger forward than a quicker one..if you watch games where guys like marion guard him all he does is post up..its just rare that he gets a smaller forward on him....bosh is so versatile he takes what he is given..dont let that fool you into thinking he cant post up

Mills said...

zach wouldn't have to throw it up.

they could go to big al or pp for some scoring or hell...throw it back out to wally for a trifecta.

Mills said...

zach wouldn't have to throw it up.

they could go to big al or pp for some scoring or hell...throw it back out to wally for a trifecta.

blue said...

I agree, Amare is not a post player. D-Howard is exactly what TJW is describing, he gets all his points on garbage buckets. Randolph is not a "garbage" player.

Mills said...

i agree with that assessment tjw re: bosh and his game.

thejaywhite said...

I hate howard.i think his upside very over-rated.

I would never want him as one of my top 3 players on a team that is gunning for the title

Mills said...

hey -- what is this? a sports blog or something?

shouldn't we be discussing a-rod's busty blode "friend"

THE CHAMP. said...

shaq creates his own shot. it goes like this:

throw three elbows
stick his huge ass into the d
lower his shoulder and plow to the basket
dunk.

Iam joanna kerns' lova said...

mills hatin on tyler.. ouch.

Mills said...

i LOVE Howard. he is going to be really good on both ends of the court.

blue said...

if bosh played out west where he saw an elite PF every other game, he wouldn't be as highly touted. He was completely lost in the World Championships last year, and basically sat outside and launched 3's.

thejaywhite said...

mills..how are you going to go to AJ..when you have ZR on the team..they both play the exact friggin style..thats what Ive been saying..you cant have them both on the floor for 35minutes a game....theres only so much low post area....are you saying if zach is covered by a top defender they will just throw it down to AJ who is standing right beside ZR?..how inneffective will that be

blue said...

Big Al is much more of a garbage player than Zach

Mills said...

point still remains that if the celts can get ZR for the 5th, they should jump on it. He is only like 25 yrs old, coming into his prime man. Huge. PP is in his prime.

Similarly, if the lakers could get ZR for Kobe, they need to do it.

thejaywhite said...

bosh could play in the west easily...hes an allstar he could play anywhere..and he was lost in the world championships cause they didnt play him, and the team is full of cliques, and bosh aint in them so he doesnt get the ball...its just like if we all played..i would never pass to jfreak cause i think hes a douchebag..and he could be the best player on the court but im never giving him the ball so you guys will think hes doin very little...(of course we all know fat 20year olds who wear colt jerseys are not good at sports)....


What do you really like about howard?..sure hes athletic..but i dont see him as sa difference maker..i see him as a guy who gets his points when the teams top options are completely covered and the opposing defense has a real weak 45h, 5th defender on him

El Padrino said...

tyler would crush weazy

thejaywhite said...

now I think ZR would be GREAT in LA...I agree with that...i just dont think odom is a good fit for kobe...hes pretty inconsistent in his style...hes a good player..whose consistently good..but he plays so different every game..maybe its just hard to play with kobe...i dunno ..but odom doesnt let them establish any consistent rythm from game to game

Spaceman Spiff said...

weazy, zach for kobe? why even write that

Mills said...

AJ and ZR are similar players, but i don't think it hurts to have two low post players.

mchale parrish walton?

Mills said...

akeem sampson?

Mills said...

robinson duncan?

Mills said...

spiff --

if they can get ZR to HELP Kobe. Context.

blue said...

yeah, zach for kobe isn't realistic...if they weren't in the same conference I could see them dealing odom and bynum for zebo or some sort of mixture of players.

blue said...

If I was the lakers i'd rather have Zach then Jermaine O'Neal

Mills said...

guys -- wake up.

i said get ZR for Kobe for help, same way as Celts should get ZR to help PP.

Mills said...

If I was the lakers i'd rather have Zach then Jermaine O'Neal

I agree. Esp with injury issues.

blue said...

i understand now mills, it wasn't clear in the original comment.

isiah thomas said...

Amare is a "fast break type player".

weazy are you stupid or just a moron?

And Amare CRUSHED D Howard this season. Look up the their stats when the 2 teams played.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wanna throw the Admiral on that list.

isiah thomas said...

Suns/Orlando Gm 1

ouch

9-19 30 pts

2-6 4 pts

blue said...

c'mon zeke...amare isn't a "post" player. He very rarely plays with his back to the basket.

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